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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2008, 05:20:56 PM »
You can be such a sweetheart Paula.  3d smiles(281)

And now back o buiseness...  yesno
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2008, 05:21:09 PM »
Short story

 

A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,

'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at the same time.'

She said, 'You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends.'

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2008, 05:40:40 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2008, 11:27:08 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2008, 06:12:29 PM »
It's a mans world...
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2008, 06:15:23 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2008, 06:16:13 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2008, 06:16:38 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2008, 09:18:47 PM »
The girls will be  after you Jnr ...  cat3
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2008, 07:46:24 PM »
I'm not sure if I've posted this before...
     But I like it...  :buffo9:

   After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some  time.
 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop? He said, 'I found the remote'.   
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2008, 08:31:09 AM »
Love this one!  I'd give him a job anyday!

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2008, 05:55:24 AM »
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg.

The average man's p***s is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
 

 

 

 

 

 
 

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2008, 05:56:23 AM »
President Mbeki meets with the Queen of England. He asks her,

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are

there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround

yourself with intelligent people."

Mbeki frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really

intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them

to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair

in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and

Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your

sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be

me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back in Cape town , President Mbeki asks to speak with vice

president Zuma.

"Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Zuma. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Zuma goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him

an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into

Mark Lottering.

Zuma looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he

whispers, Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a

child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Mark whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Zuma smiles and says "Thanks!"

Zuma goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Mbeki. "Say, I did

some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark

Lottering."

Mbeki gets up, stomps over to Zuma, and angrily yells into his

face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!

 
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2008, 01:37:49 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2008, 10:28:57 AM »
Are you sure you can follow Paula???
 affe-red  arse ha ha
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