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Offline Yvette Kroukamp (Biccard)

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 09:07:43 AM »


NOODBERIG!

'n Boot vol Viagra het in Kaapstad gesink. Vissermanne se hulle
het nog nie een pap snoek gevang nie en die seekatte dryf
soos kroegstoele rond.

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 09:14:14 AM »

Mugabe gaan dood en kom by Petrus se hek in die Hemel aan.
Petrus verwys hom na satan.  Hy kom daar en word verwelkom.
Dit strike hom dat hy sy bagasie by die Hemel vergeet het,
maar satan se hy stuur sommer twee duiwels.  Petrus is toe op
lunch en die duiwels besluit om sommer oor die muur te klim.
Twee engele sien dit en met die volgende kommentaar,
"Mugabe is net 10 minute in die hel en hier is die eerste
refugees alreeds!"

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 10:19:06 PM »
 :ciupa1:

Jannie:  "Het Pa 'n nuwe wekker gekoop?"

Pa:  "Nee, hoekom?"

Jannie:  "Ek't vanoggend gehoor Pa se vir Ma sy moet ophou speel met ding, want as hy eers gaan staan het gaan julle laat wees vir werk."
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

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Offline Diana Rudd (Boehme)

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2007, 05:07:21 PM »
 :36_2_35:     Good icon(Smiley)
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Offline Diana Rudd (Boehme)

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2007, 05:12:55 PM »
I mean the one on your post Dalene
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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2007, 05:34:13 PM »
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Great minds think alike.........  chosen on purpose
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2007, 07:58:00 PM »
I thought as much.  :36_2_35:
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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 10:17:39 PM »
Twee ou omies sit op die ouetehuis se stoep en sug.

Gert: 'sug' "Jaaaa"

Piet: 'sug'  "Nee"

Gert:  'sug'  "Jaa-nee"

Piet:  'sug'  "Gert, jy praat nou heeltemal te veel!"
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 10:21:35 PM »
Toe ons klein was, was ons so arm......

dat ons om die tafel gesit het en net die "Kook en Geniet" oopgeslaan gehad het voor ons.
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2008, 08:15:34 PM »
Wat kry jy as jy 'n blond melk voer?

'n Melktert....

Sorry julle blondies
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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2010, 09:46:10 PM »
Could anybody by chance translate this recipe for me. My Afrikaans is so sh'''y... Sory, but 30 years are a damned long time.
Nothing special. Just some clips I put in youtube.de
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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2010, 09:52:00 PM »
Georg ,,  a melktert  is  a milk  tart  (  a baked  cake similar to cheesecake ) ...   Ok  what do you get when you feed a blonde milk ??   a  milk tart .. .. you know all the jokes about  blondes  being easy  to get into bed ,,  in english and afrikaans  a  tart   or afr    a  tert   is also a loose woman ,, so a blonde fed on milk is a milk tart ...
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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2010, 06:02:42 PM »
Ons is so arm , ek en my vrou drink brandewyn sodat die kinders nie kan ruik ons het vleis ge eet nie

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2010, 06:05:30 PM »
Toeriste besoek 'n grot . van die vrouens vra of daar baie vlermuise in is, want die goed vlieg in mens se hare vas
. Toe sÍ die toergids " Moenie oor die vlermuise worrie nie , die slange het klaar meeste van hulle opgevreet !  "

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Re: Afrikaanse Grappe
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2010, 01:45:31 PM »
lol
Thanks Sandy.
I Understood the last 2 contributions (more or less ;-)) So my Afrikaans isn't that bad after all.
Nothing special. Just some clips I put in youtube.de
http://de.youtube.com/results?search_query=bigbug74&search_type=&aq=f
Please comment! It may help promote our volleyball-club.
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