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Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« on: April 27, 2008, 09:04:08 AM »
South Africa’s Chuck Norris

Vernon Koekemoer is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vernon Koekemoer.

Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vernon Koekemoer can piss his name into concrete.

Vernon Koekemoer uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Jesus can walk on water, but Vernon Koekemoer can swim through dry land.

Vernon Koekemoer once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Vernon Koekemoer.

Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Vernon Koekemoer.

Vernon Koekemoer once visited the Virgin Islands . They are now The Islands.
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 09:10:45 AM »
Lets see what the girls say to that one

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 09:47:17 AM »
Not  only is  Vernon  ugly but  his  Mommy dresses  him  up  funny ...
To see  sometimes  requires that you  first believe .

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2008, 10:56:03 AM »
Are you sure Wayne hasn't got a brother called Vernon.  Just thinking about it what has happened to our Wayne and his midlife?           e154  Wayne come back we still loves you.  e154
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 12:57:39 PM »
Carl, is that your face??? Now that's scary hey!
 arse laughpoint
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2008, 02:32:45 PM »
Luckily not jnr. :buffo1:

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »
"Copy and Paste"

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 05:18:37 AM »
Does this mean everybody's going through cencership Kenny?? You decide what's witty??
HHMMM!
Maybe we just need a forum for Kenny witt and one for rest witt. Would that help??
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 11:20:50 AM »
Does this mean everybody's going through cencership Kenny?? You decide what's witty??
HHMMM!
Maybe we just need a forum for Kenny witt and one for rest witt. Would that help??


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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 11:27:05 AM »
@ Diana

Thats one of the boards problems we have

Give a reply in the wrong post

I have now seen that in 3 different topics.

Best is for all to stick to the topic, it gets confusing

But i tell you what happend. Kennie had made a remark and upset a member.

I hope that is now the end of discussion since it will not help us here specially the few that are very active and want to have fun, thats all.....

Lets keep the board in order for Mikes return

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 11:30:17 AM »
Cool all forgotten.....I just couldn't make out from the board what he was on about.......THE END

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 11:33:16 AM »
Its  either  Brakpan  lake or  Bapsfontein  .. our  Vernon  looks  very  much at home  there ..
@ Georg Snr , keeping  the  order I see ... ?? it  would  help if  you  closed the  bar  cos  the  children  are  getting  rowdy  after  days  of  drinking  unsupervised ...
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 11:38:28 AM »
@ Sandy

Well thats necessary sometimes, but as long as we have fun, nothing else counts

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 11:43:06 AM »
Bar is  closed ... better  so  cos  you looking  strangely like Capt Hook  from  peter pan  .. I  wonder if  the rest  are having the  same hallucination as  me ?? 
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 11:48:33 AM »
@ Sandy, are you talking about my avatar ???

There you see what that board has done to me, hit me on the head and thats how i look like now.

On the other hand one can only improove on my looks, could not get worse LOL

By now, i am used to and have to live with it  meanpuff
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