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Offline Bertie Horak

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Re: Real Irish ...
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 10:27:13 AM »
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Offline Patricia Lotte

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Re: Real Irish ...
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2011, 08:53:14 AM »
IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
   
An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue elled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON , I WON !'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'                                             
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,
 
but all men.. are men.
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Offline Michael Alexander

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Re: Real Irish ...
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2011, 07:27:01 PM »
@Patricia, I think you and I have a friend in common on the emailing lists....

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