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Offline Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)

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The way to a heart ......
« on: July 28, 2011, 07:06:11 PM »
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The way to a woman's heart: Listen to her, make her laugh, hold her when she cries, respect her, love her.


The way to a man's heart: Show up naked, bring beer.
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 10:40:41 PM »
The way to a man's heart: Show up naked, bring beer.

...and never forget the TV remote or all hell will break loose!
ROBERT BRUCE

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 10:56:29 PM »
Dead man walking       hammer     ha ha   ..  Robert ,,  you know better ,,, my dads words were
 " the man  who respects his woman  respects himself "  in the inverse "the man who respects himself  shows respect to his woman " ..   I used  it  on many times with difficult  customers when I worked in the bars at  O'm .. it  sort of just put them in the spot ..   it was a sort of profound statement  in those days ...
To see  sometimes  requires that you  first believe .

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 11:08:53 AM »
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@ Robert  --  always remember  :   Women are full of hormones and we do own guns.....

Comes down to this one :

What do you do when your bloody husband runs around on the lawn, shouting and screaming?
Stay calm, take a deep breath and fire again!!
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 02:05:13 PM »
...and while ducking the bullets I hope he is at least still holding on to the TV remote to maintain the priority about being male....!

 ;0)
ROBERT BRUCE

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 02:11:29 PM »
May he enjoy it while it lasts ... at some (sometimes very early) stage, their grip on all things go  ~  even the one on the remote.  Hie hie hie   
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Friendship is a sheltering tree.

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of other cannot keep it from themselves.

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Re: The way to a heart ......
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 10:20:02 AM »
While the grip on the TV remote may weaken, it will never falter. We will never lose it.
ROBERT BRUCE