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Things you do not say to your new girlfriends parents
« on: February 21, 2008, 10:21:32 PM »
1.  My parole officer thinks you daughter has a good influence on me.

2.  We are going to keep our relationship quiet for now.  My wife can be very jealous sometimes.

3.  Nice place you have here.  Looks expensive.  I bet it's got a built in safe.

4.  Can I park my car in your garage?  I don't know for how long the cops will still be on the lookout for me.
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