Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.

[georg ruf jr.]

Sorry Guys.
Saw Kennys "Paste and Post" hint in almost every topic this moring. Got carried away.
Back to buiseness now...  bling1

Does this guy realy exist or not? koekemoer???

[SandyB]

Yup  the  badly dressed muscleman exists ... like  said  not only is he ugly  his Mommy dresses him  up funny ...  then  again  there are  people  who  find it attractive ?/   a bad cross  between  Sly Stallone  and ??

[georg ruf jr.]

He looks like one of these plastic dolls kids play with.

Maybe he's a cross between Sly and a doll... 

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

No not a doll......try again.     I know, I know...... :emot186:

[SandyB]

You  got it down  to  a  T Jnr ..  an  action  doll ( maybe  he's a blow up  one ?/ )  I see Diana has come in on the commentary  .. Ok  Hon .. How  do  you  know  .. tell  us  now ??

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I'll get in twouble from Michael,like last time.

[SandyB]

Why  ?/ you got  him  deflated  and  safely  hidden   on  the top  shelf  of  the  cupboard ??  secrets safe with  me ..  next time  we  inflate  him  with  helium  and carry him around  like  a  huge balloon ...  that  should  cause a  stir hey ??

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

 ::  only you and I found that amusing?

Me thinks I'll keep him deflated and hidden for a while/     ::

[Rhona]

Who's been kept deflated at the top of your cupboard?

[SandyB]

The muscle boy cross between  sly stallone and a male action doll   whose mother  dresses him funny .. the  blow  up  model  ..  actually I  think  we  should  just do the helium thing  and let him float off  maybe  he ends  up  back  at  Brakpan  waterfront ..

[Rhona]

From those pics at the start of the topic - sorry guys but there's no amount of drink....

[SandyB]

Just  keep the mask on  then  no  drink  will pass  your  lips .. and  then  you'l be  safe ..  me  run  out  of  shiraz  .. have  to  ahve  a  nice  scotch now .. suppose  Mike  wont  mind ??   dont  worry   he's not  my  type so  i  can  drink as  much as i  want ..

[georg ruf jr.]

lol
You guys are a good laugh.
Kept the subject realy hot again.
Anybody by chance ever see a report on how these "natural" dolls are made for adult entertainment? Just came to my mind while emaginating Diana and Sandy "walking" their inflated doll in CT. People have special wishes in color, size, hair length ect. with their order of doll. Sick, isn't it?
But as we see, some dolls even grow up and get a comparison with Chuck Norris.

[Carl Wrbka]

Sorry to interrupt your moment of passion.

Just saw an interview with "Vernon" on news 24. He's actually quite chuffed with all the free publicity since being discovered at the H20 festival in Boksburg. Apparently his fan club has risen to over 4000 on Facebook allready. I suppose the hype will probably blow over as with Chuck and Hoff. As for the inflatables...

[SandyB]

" Discovered" ?  yes  the  world is a truly amazing place ..  you  get people  that  become  famous  just  for  being  famous or  in  the  public  arena  .. take the   Paris Hilton  , a female   blow  up  version  of  the  doll  family .. attratctive  , but  overly too much already looking nipped  and  tucked  personal  make-up artist type of attractive ..  what has  she actually  done  apart  from  party  her life  away  and  get  into  trouble  ??  if  the  newspapers  ignored  her  she  would  most  probably  just drop  away  into  obscurity ..   and  there are  young  girls  out  there  that want  to  emulate  her .. Mothers .. if  you  see  that  trait  showing  in your  daughters ,  be  afraid .. very  afraid ..