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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2008, 08:19:08 AM »
Too true. I think her dad would be doing summersaults in his grave if he knew how she was throwing away his family name. Paris more than defines the term BIMBO.

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 08:51:47 AM »
True words Sandy.
Isn't her father alive and very proud of his little... Won't say.
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2008, 08:58:40 AM »
" ..........." 
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2008, 09:17:56 AM »
Our "Doll" Sandy's and mine, is a bit of Alando Bloom, Yochim Phonix, Jonny Depp and a dash of "Heathcliff". Stay with me here Sandy.
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2008, 09:21:20 AM »
my question Diana, is the doll so far away from human?
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2008, 09:23:26 AM »
I'm  with  you Hon .. so when  do  we  do  the  helium  thing ??
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2008, 09:25:44 AM »
Nooo......at my age everything is real. I'm sexy you know!!!!     :sorriso2:    Boy Georg

Later Sandy later I want him for myself a bit longer.........

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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2008, 10:27:08 AM »
I'm sure you're for real and sexy Diana.  swink
I was refering to your doll...
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2008, 10:51:41 AM »
I only saw the article and photo about this Vernon in the Rapport about 3 weeks ago.

What's this dude's story?  Sound like something out of a Jerry Springer show!?  Diana & Sandy  -  what you gonna do with him - deflated or inflated?  Could he be one of those 'things' you use as a scarecrow to make your friends/kids/nephews/grandkids etc stay away from funny jol joints? 

Man, those muscles...   ag, ma!
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2008, 11:03:44 AM »
  Jerry  Springer  ??   trailer  park  mentality  ?/  Oh  so  true  Dalene ..  Yup  we  gonna  use  him  to  scare  people ..  Me  and Diana  having  fun with  him  in  the meantime  ..   let  the   children    that  we  are play  a  bit and  allow  us  our  bit  of  time  with  the  blow  up  doll ..    picture  in my  mind  now is ...  inflate  him  till  he  looks  like  the  Michelin  man .. now  that  would be  a  real  crowd  scarer .. then  prick  a hole  in  him  ( Diana  can  choose  where )  and let him  go  off  with  a  rasp  zigzagging through the  air   till  he lands  on  the  shores  of  Boksburg  lake  nothing  but  a  crumpled  heap  ..
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2008, 11:26:25 AM »
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You two, please take off his platform tekkies before you let him get airborn.  I dig them kwaai  -  you can't allow that to end up in the lake.  The shirt he ties in a knot at his midrif  -  nah, send it off with him. 
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2008, 11:41:20 AM »
 :36_2_35:   I can prick a hole.   
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2008, 11:44:56 AM »
Anywhere you  so  choose  Hon ...
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2008, 02:44:40 PM »
Ja  those  platform takkies  ... some of  the  guys at  work  wear  them  . it  makes  them  walk funny , like  they  kind  of  balancing  .. would  hate  to  see  them  walk in  them  when  they  drunk ?? and  why do  you  want  the elevator  shoes ??   remember  you  the  dynamite in the  small  package .. I  dont  want  to  see  you  walk  funny  as  well ..
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Re: Vernon Koekemoer - SA's answer to Chuck Noris.
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2008, 03:15:48 PM »
No, don't want to wear them, want to keep them on the shelf that say's "Kaggelk*k"  with the inscription of "Items never to buy for yourself"  -  that's gonna be placed next to a basket of plastic flowers, those purple and white ones.

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