While you all frantically scamper about searching for the meaning of naaidoes, I've got a good one to share with you.
A couple of years ago on Jakaranda FM they held a phone-in competition. Listeners were invited to phone in the meaning of a word and the winner won some trivial prize. On one day, the word was "kapo*sie".
After numerous wrong answers, a student from Tukkies phones in with the following : "Ek is nie seker nie, maar is dit nie daai ding wat in 'n "kapantie" kom nie"?
The DJ had to switch to a commercial break immediately as he was overcome by an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
The correct answer they were looking for was: Kapo*sie - The pouch on a kangaroo in which the mother carries it's baby around in.