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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2007, 03:09:32 PM »
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a
long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store.

When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items
had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the
intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."
In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom.
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2007, 10:24:34 PM »
This is one from my pal in PE again.

[left]Gotta love little boys...
To all my friends who have sons...and those who don't...it seems that
two   young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and   proceeded to the checkout counter. 
 The man at the counter asked the   older   boy, 
 "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. 
 The man   continued,
"Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, 
 "Not exactly, but   they   aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. 
 He's four. We   saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride 
 a   bike. He can't do either one."[/left]
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2007, 10:38:59 PM »
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2007, 09:19:02 AM »
An Irish woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.
Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 Motorola's and a Samsung.
No Siemen was found
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2007, 11:48:32 AM »
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2007, 09:44:29 PM »
A young boy had just got his driver's license and asked his dad if
they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal
with his son. "If you bring your grades up from C to B, study your Bible
and get your hair cut ... then we'll talk about you borrowing the car."
 The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said,
"Son, I'm really proud of you. You've brought your grades up and I've
been watching you studying your Bible. However, I'm a bit
disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut."
The lad paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking
about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson
had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and
there's a strong argument that Jesus had long hair too."
To which his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked
everywhere they went?"
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2007, 10:33:31 AM »
2 girls talking.
"What are the names of your 6 boys?"
"Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter and Peter."
"What do you do if you want to call them for dinner?"

"I only have to call Peter once."
"Hmm! If you only want one of them..."
"I call him by his surname."
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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 07:32:34 PM »
In Cape Town there is a new Doll on the shelves in the stores.
Its called " The Talking Muslim Doll."
Trouble is no one knows what it says, because everyone is to #@#* scared to pull the cord.

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Re: HAVE A LAUGH
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2007, 08:04:06 PM »
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