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Offline Ricky Barron

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2008, 08:43:35 AM »
Garry who?

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2008, 09:55:47 AM »
Garry Joyce is a freind in PE. We've known each other since sub b in 1972.
Don't realy think you know him.
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Offline Paula Gottsch (Willson)

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2008, 03:10:34 PM »
So Jnr, did you take your Grandma's advise???



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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2008, 03:18:35 PM »
 :ciupa1: :culo1:
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2008, 03:24:22 PM »
Yep. In german we say: "Leck mich am   :culo1: "

You're learning fast Paula.  bravo
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2008, 03:30:22 PM »
Ja, Ja , what ever!!!!


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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #67 on: October 17, 2008, 05:39:31 AM »
A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the
porn channel on my TV is disabled."

She replies: "No sir, it's just ordinary porn, you sick bastard."

 

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #68 on: October 21, 2008, 05:45:52 AM »
This one reminds me of my time ias a kid in Windhoek. The Ovambo there would often speack about these kind of dreams when "black-power" comes.
To me this joke is not racist, because it makes a joke about how unrealistc less benefiteed people think life would be if they had the say...


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            He dusts it off and a genie appears, offering him 3 wishes.

 

            "E wanna de Maciedies" - Poof a big, black Merc appears.

            "E wanna de beeg hows" - Poof a mansion appears.

            "E wanna be white likka de baas" - Poof he becomes white

            Poof the car and the house vanish.

            "How Wa!!! Wezma cah ene ma hows!!??"

 

            To which the genie replies - "You're a white man now, you must work for it!"

             

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2008, 10:46:56 AM »
You know you're a loser when...
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2008, 06:23:50 AM »
'If women are so perfect at multitasking

how come they cannot have a headache

and s*x at the same time?'

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2008, 12:23:45 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2008, 12:48:25 PM »
We only multitask when it suits us. image19
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2008, 03:17:42 PM »
Be aware of what you're doing boys!!
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2008, 03:20:54 PM »
A way to compromise...
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