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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #105 on: February 25, 2010, 07:18:33 PM »
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #106 on: February 25, 2010, 07:18:54 PM »
If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one.....

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

 

 



 

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Talk about LUCK!
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #107 on: February 25, 2010, 08:51:00 PM »
Well if I had $181million dollars I'm sure I to would find many loves of my life within 2 days.
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #108 on: February 25, 2010, 09:33:33 PM »
Including many long  lost relatives and friends crawling out of the woodwork   .... well put Diana   16_1_231
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #109 on: February 25, 2010, 10:28:35 PM »
Sory. The pic wouldn't upload. Bitmap doesn't go on this site.
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #110 on: March 04, 2010, 06:45:51 AM »
Doctor Steve had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every now and then he'd
hear an reasuring inner voice in his head that said:
"Steve, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to
sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're
single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality
whispering...
Steve....
Steve ......
Steve...........
Steve.............
STEVE….
............you're a vet!
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2010, 05:17:29 PM »
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.

They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it
inside.
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2010, 05:17:53 PM »
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by
mistake - both are in intensive care...

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2010, 05:18:55 PM »
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2010, 05:19:38 PM »
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2010, 05:20:10 PM »
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #116 on: April 10, 2010, 11:33:48 AM »



 sorriso2 sorriso2 sorriso2..............like the Harry Potter one................. image04


Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.

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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2010, 08:35:24 PM »
 Now  now  Georg ... ginger  hair with  more than two friends ....   I  recall you all had thick auburn  hair ,,, close relative to  the ginger cousins ...  thankfully the only ginger hair  I  have  is on my arms ...  scots blood ....   16_1_231
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #118 on: April 21, 2010, 05:46:14 PM »
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take   

to fly from   San Francisco  to   New York City  ?'   

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Re: Garrys reimported Jokes.
« Reply #119 on: April 21, 2010, 05:47:23 PM »
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks   

Him how he is feeling.   

'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.   

'What did he say,' asked the nurse.   

'Oops!'
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