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Offline SandyB

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Oz Humour ... ?/
« on: June 04, 2009, 08:06:29 PM »
Liked this  one ..  llike the Son and the Voice here in the Cape .. he did not mince his words  ...

Oz humour

One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! 

T. B.  Bechtel, a  City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'

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Re: Oz Humour ... ?/
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 10:06:25 PM »
That could be done to someone where I used to work ,u know who.???

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 10:43:19 AM »



Sandy,

That was going around a few month ago I think the guy was in a bit of trouble with the comment....................Frank



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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »
would imagine so ... lots of " sensitive" folk out there ..
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 05:10:13 PM »
Bollocks!  the entire world is to sensitive..... face facts... there are bad folk out there..... and you cannot have a dialogue with them...... they only understand one thing.... violence..... the  attitude of the EU... being so liberal will lead to their downfall one day....

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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2009, 09:05:13 AM »
The reason for  "  "   the sensitive  word ...   its  very selectively and cleverly used , and yes  its time a lot of folk woke up  to it ..
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2009, 10:02:20 AM »




Bollocks! I thought they were for pulling carts around years ago.



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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2009, 10:12:52 AM »


Sandy, I think Michael is hitting the nail on the head, as I have said in other posts.

There are a lot of nasty people around the world, and the use of dialog with them is a waste of time.

Give you an example North Korea...............................................................Frank



Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.