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Re: AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE
« Reply #225 on: June 18, 2015, 03:58:18 PM »
this is no joke

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Re: AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE
« Reply #226 on: June 18, 2015, 06:33:56 PM »
Education is an important life skill that everyone should be allowed to experience.....!
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Re: AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE
« Reply #227 on: December 07, 2018, 01:15:56 AM »


Love this guy seen his HIGH HORSE TOUR in AUSSIE in 2015 sadly he is suffering from Parkinson Disease.
Here are some one liners
“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn’t try it on.” “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.” “There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.” “My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”

“A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.” “I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.”

 “Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was ‘How are you getting on?’” “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”

“Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it’s easy – you simply look under the kilt, and if it’s a quarter-pounder, you know it’s a McDonald’s.”
 “The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.”

Read more at: https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/75-of-billy-connolly-s-best-jokes-one-liners-and-quips-1-4629144


Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two makes four. If this is granted then all else follows".......George Orwell 1984........UTRINQUE PARATUS.