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Offline Mike Stenson

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I can't go into work today because...
« on: February 16, 2013, 05:37:48 PM »
.....because I can't find my other sock.

Next excuse..... anyone?
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2013, 01:47:16 PM »
.....because I can't find the front door key & so am locked in

Offline Charles Scheepers

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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2013, 03:01:55 PM »
Need to check the expiry dates on my diary products in the refrigerator…
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 11:48:58 AM »

Because I'am still drunk from the night before........................................ BierSuip
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Offline Diana Rudd (Boehme)

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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2013, 10:10:45 PM »
I haven't finished my case of Shiraz and it will go off
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Offline Mike Voden

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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 08:02:52 AM »
I'm reading all these stupid excuses on Oranjemund On Line.................................  ape
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Offline Adriaan Van Rooyen

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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 10:12:16 PM »
nooo Mike V,because you are on retirement ..... or did you forget that?
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 08:17:21 AM »
Adriaan, the only thing you know about work is that you work on my nerves
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2013, 08:22:49 AM »
its going to be to hot.  summer joy.gif
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2013, 08:48:37 PM »
nerves..... you got any Mike V..........?
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 07:17:19 PM »
I just can't.
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2013, 07:51:44 AM »
Why is that Diana,won't they let you take your red juice with you.............?????????
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2013, 10:12:44 PM »
you can't ask a lady that Mike ....shame on you...
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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2013, 12:45:33 AM »
My pet snail needs a workout, and its going to take all day to do the 500mm marathon.

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Re: I can't go into work today because...
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 01:10:30 AM »
It's the day all the leprechauns come out to play
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