Rugby World Cup

Started by goofy, April 27, 2011, 08:19:25 AM

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goofy

I spoke to Stenny while he was here the idea is still to play the world cup on superbru but Michael A must co-ordinate this we all pay R100 into a bank account ounce proof of payment is received Michael lets you join the log and away we go winner takes all

Bertie Horak

I'm in. Sounds like fun.  woo_hoo
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Michael Alexander

I can feel that I am gonna lose 100 bucks here.....   are-you-there
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Adriaan Van Rooyen

Im in but stennie is suffering from some strange amnesia problem,he probably wont remember anything about the day before image201 image04   
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Mike Stenson (RIP)

Ya! I'm in to ...... Can you hear me Stormie...
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Mike Stenson (RIP)

Bok captain out of RWC?

Cape Town - Springbok captain John Smit has reportedly torn ligaments in his right arm and may miss out on this year's Rugby World Cup.
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Stevie

 yellocard    What will we do without John Smit !!!!!!

Michael Alexander

Scrum better for a start!
bye1 bye1
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Mike Stenson (RIP)

Hope he's fit for the Final....
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Adriaan Van Rooyen

If John Smit play we can kiss the cup goodbye  image19 right Stennie......Stennie where Toilet-Reading are you
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Bertie Horak

I think the "goodbeye kiss" has already been given... I dont think the Bokke will be able to bring back the cup. There's quite a few other teams playing a more settled and rounded game. Sorry Bokke...
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Michael Alexander

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Michael Alexander

 





Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancées, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in General)
These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in September/October this year...

DEAR WOMEN

List of Rules (Read and print them)

1. From 9 Sep to October 2011, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, the VCR and DVD are all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 3pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about rugby than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the tries are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times, and record them.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank goodness the World Cup is only every 4 years".
I am immune to these words, because after this comes the 20 Twenty World Cup, etc etc.



Thank you for your cooperation
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Bertie Horak

Wow I'm getting whacked with my World Cup predictions!!! But it's good! I love surprises, especially when Aussies get klapped in the process!
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