This was sent to me from Oranjemund.
I have undertaken to accept this picture in good faith 'cos this is a picture of Michael on the way to the airport to pick up the Sunday papers.
Thanks Jock....
The question is??
Is he on the way to collect the papers, or has he got them in his shorts??
Kenny what do you have against Michael? thumper
:nono1:
Me thinks it's a small scooter..........
Thats not me, coz I don't own a blue shirt.... faceinfood
I also hope you dont have those horrible green pants :nono1:
I did, but I dyed them a bright bright orange
Play nice Kenny!!! Everone one knows that Mike is NOT fat; he is cuddly..................and anyway; that belly aint fat it's a storage system for a sex machine...............what's your excuse?
Yes Kenny!, Skinny little Kenny,,,, see I don't need girls to do my fighting for me.....
:culo1:
You have a sex machine?
Yes! Yes! I do..... now if only Michele could find it! :emot19:
:emot19: Tape some metal to it and give her a magnet.
:emot19: laughpoint
The girls are always so nice to you Michael.
:emot19:
Hey Jnr, if you're feeling a bit left out and jelous we can give you the same treatment as well......just say the word; we have plenty to go around
:emot172: :emot172: :emot172:
Are you feeling left out 'cos your'e fat or 'cos of not getting enough attention?
cl1
:36_2_35: I think both, Dalene.
:36_4_8: We love you Georgie boy - you chubby little thing! cheerup
yesno e154 e154 e154
I think most of us are feeling a little chubby :ciupa1: Just look at the photos, none of us are showing full body pictures
True Patricia, also difficult to find a photo that doesn't show all the character lines.
Maybe Georg Sr could do 'touch ups' for us and make us all look picture perfect
all I can see is your fantastic smile Patricia. That's most important.
Me chubby? No way! It's just that my body is sliding off my skeleton and making lumpy bits all over - sigh!
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on February 26, 2008, 06:44:33 AM
all I can see is your fantastic smile Patricia. That's most important.
:sorriso2: :36_2_35: cl1
I'm not chubby - maybe a little cuddly!!!
As one ages one neads a little more flesh,fills in the character lines and also gives you better grip.
Reading all the comments took my mind back to this picture , always gave me a laugh ...
Reading what you all say and think.
Don't think one of you look like this...
Mike, you'r not fat at all...
im still waiting for the ...middle age spread......maybe im too young for it lol :auguri1:
I want them to hook each arse cheek, then thread the line under my skin up my back, over my head and hook it to the top of my eyebrows. That will give me an instant face lift and bum lift.
In answer to question. I would have to say an em"phat" ic YES
(oops sorry am I on the wrong page) bighug
Quote from: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on February 27, 2008, 07:38:10 AM
I want them to hook each arse cheek, then thread the line under my skin up my back, over my head and hook it to the top of my eyebrows. That will give me an instant face lift and bum lift.
In German we say: If you want to be good looking you must take the pain... :emot19:
No pain No gain
Bugger the good looking and pain .....I'll just be sexy and buxom boobs
boobs arse e154 hoolahoop1 dawoman
She'll have to first be able to carry 8 1lt beermugs at the sametime before she is rated sexy in my books..... I carry at least 12 Lts in my Boep at any given time.... :emot19: BierSuip
I can do that. I'm a very talented German lass. boobs barb1
What? Carry 12lt's of beer in your Boep?
yougogirl
laughpoint
In my wildest dreams I cannot imagine you looking something like these pics....... (me neither) - I'd rather have a little more on the bones, thank you (no offence to anyone who does look like this), but......
re the pics fat is ugly ... well a retort ... skeletons rattle ...........
WHY WHY WHY - I'm going for another Bacon Sandwich - just in case I end up like that.
The super thin ones name is Anna ... Anna Rexia
I love myself ,I love myself I'm beautiful and I can carry 8 1lt beermugs.
You keep telling yourself that sister, and maybe, just maybe one day, you'll actually believe it!
laughpoint
:cibo4: be nice Mike
It's taken from where it comes. allgood
The other extreme thin ones name is Star .............. Star Vation
Next she'll be renamed to Post ......... Post Mortem
after skypeing with our hero,mike,we got to see each other on cam,i wouldnt agree that mike is fat,but if the pair of us got into a lift,it would have to go DOWN,good living see.
:emot19:
Is Mike Fat!!!! Are you kidding!!!!
Didn't you see the pole dance pic of him?!!!
:buffo9:
Just when you all thought it was safe out here ne!!!!!
vampire
Hahaha! I was safe today guys. Wasn't around when Paula was....
:emot19: vampire laughpoint
It's all down to the good life..... I'm enjoying it while I can.... nothing wrong with being a wee bit on the tubby side..... It's an African thing..... iknow
BREAKING NEWS-----BOBBY AND MIKE TAKEN TO EMERGENCY ROOM---story has it they were both knocked down by a lorry.they were stood in the middle of the road and the lorry didnt have enough diesel in its tank to get around them,hi hi [ps,grapes to be delivered to ward 44]red ones pls xx whose a fat twatxx
Talking about ward 44. Whats the Oranjemund hospital like these days? Rembember the days I spent in the hospital after having my tonsils out. It was all three us Wrbka kids and even Clint Ebstein was in the childrens ward with us. Was not fare :emot78: My tonsils got infected, all the other kids went home and I had to remain as the only child in the childrens ward .....
Guess thats a memory that has stuck with me .....
Grapes, Bobby??? You can have the bunch of grapes - I'll be munching the chocolates.........
hey rhona,its a medical fact,too much chocolate ,over the years give you piles,whos got the grapes now,ha ha.leave the fruit and nut out,xx
Too much of anything gives you piles - but a little of what you fancy does you the world of good..........and the grapes are in the fidge - want me to post them over?
fidge??
Keeping them cool Jnr - why where do you keep yours? :emot19: sorry couldn't resist that
irish talk for cool man,yes please rhona,red or green,seedless i hope,address in the next post,be canny pet x
Abegorra (pronounced Aah - be - gorra); I got you red seadless - cant have a gentleman like yourself spitting seeds about the place...........what kinda chocolate have you got - fair trade, now???
i only buy the cape variety rhona,bollocks to fair trade,thorntons best for a lady like you,only the best
e154 Thortons it is - you certainly know how to sweet talk a girl
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on April 28, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
Hahaha! I was safe today guys. Wasn't around when Paula was....
:emot19: vampire laughpoint
Georg jr, could you please explain " I was safe today guys" to all us girls!!!
idontknow :emot19:
Bobby can i have thortons toffee please......im not a chocolate lover.....they are the best if your gona have chocolate....but toffee for me please.......and will call you as soon as i get a free hour where all i want to do i laff...lol
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 22, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on April 28, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
Hahaha! I was safe today guys. Wasn't around when Paula was....
:emot19: vampire laughpoint
Georg jr, could you please explain " I was safe today guys" to all us girls!!!
idontknow :emot19:
Sure Paula, but only if I wanted.
By the way, I was safe yesterday again... :emot19:
toffee it is bev,ps,hope alls well at home,got loads to tell you xx
Hi Bev. Swaped the eating paper for toffees now? Well, I'd prefer the toffees too.