What Goes around the world but stays in a corner?
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Me, after too many drinks quickdop
It must run in the family, your dad's side perhaps? laughpoint
A boxer dog.
You're right there Mike, my mom always said our bad traits come from my dad's side beautiful
Go on Michael. You see we're to stupid. Give us a little hint. pls
There is not one but millions of them, every single day!
a paki shop keeper,thats why they not got a soccer team............evert time they get a corner ,they open a shop on it
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Here it's the turks...
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The Cheetah's?
iknow having run post offices for many years.........could it be a STAMP ?????? :sorriso2:
It's a Stamp... well done Aunty Bev.........and that was at 03.00 am this morning...
well done Bev numberone
Bev, you've just excluded yourself from the blonde club with that answer ... yougogirl
Quote from: Michael Alexander on March 30, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
It's a Stamp... well done Aunty Bev.........and that was at 03.00 am this morning...
Great Bev.
Mike, that's Bev best time of day... :36_2_35:
With Bev, at that time of the morning, I'm never to sure if she's just coming home or just on her way out....
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Ooooh! Coming home - sounds way more exciting than.................that big word that means you can't sleep - Aaaaggghhh!!! My mind has gone blank - what the hell is it??? pls some-one tell me, before I go insane!!!
Rhona, seems like u r one of them big word people too that forgets to sleep - should we start calling you the Insomniac Bot Nightwatch Squad?
Insomniac; that's the one - Dalene you're an angel..........I only use big words cause I'm little
:emot19_2: Don't tell anyone (I got that word from this forum here - Bev of Barbara used it some time ago) else I would never have been able to use it.
Here's a new one. There are only two words in the English language that use all the vowels in the right order - what are they ... go google people!!!
facetious
abstemious
And what do they mean??
Abstemious??? Surely that's a makey up word???
Just found out Rhona.
Facetious: Being funny.
Abstemious: Something resisting, or being abstonant.
Melanie? Cherry? Is it right?
facetious means tongue in cheek
abstemious means self denying
Good on ya Melanie; absolutely right - words and definitions!
and did you know that the longest rd in the dictionary is SmileS,THERE IS A MILE BETWEEN THE TWO Ss
lol i only knew the answer with once being a post mistress.... :wow1:.ow i hate that word mistress makes me sound like something dressed in leather with a whip lol......
came in from a night out a few weeks ago........too drunk to even remeber....but i decided to take the Brain age test on the DS.............AND Tadaaaaaaa i was only 22 years old and totally pi**ed at 3 am......so think im better in the early hours drunk.....id been about 35 on the test when sober
but i dont have insomniac......i just dont like going to sleep....there too much to do..... bling1
Okay now for a bit of a sexist joke - Why are men like floor tiles?
Cause girls love treading on them???
bravo good answer Jnr.....I'll have the same answer as Jnr, please
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yes i like the sound of that answer too....im with you lot. you rhona gogirl
Melanie, we're waiting... sobored
'Cause if you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives.
(I hope I didn't offend anyone - this is the only joke I ever remember)
:sorriso2: the wonders of men.
Geeeez! That hurts. Not so much physically...
Melanie! I'm shocked!
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Hey Teel. The only girl with a good heart on this topic. giverose
ha ha Georg......of course I'm an angel!
Come on guys - you gotta admit - it's a good joke :)
Excellent!
See the one I just posted in Kenny's Joke Corner about older women......... he he he was just to good not to share!
Quote from: Melanie Jonker on April 15, 2008, 07:33:53 AM
Come on guys - you gotta admit - it's a good joke :)
Guys? I'm sure you mean gals... :ciupa1:
Okay this is not a joke but a fave saying of mine "if they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all up there"
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Up Where???
The Moon, Boy Georg , The moon.
Lange Leitung Diana, lange Leitung.... :bagno1: