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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => Games & Riddles => Topic started by: Donald Duck on March 06, 2008, 08:13:35 PM

Title: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Post by: Donald Duck on March 06, 2008, 08:13:35 PM
'Cos it was stapled to the punk rockers cheek.
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 06, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
to get to the other side ........why else
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 07, 2008, 06:35:26 PM
Keep'em going Barbara.
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Post by: bobbysmith on March 29, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
he was a member of the kkklan
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 29, 2008, 08:05:35 PM
Just because he could
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Post by: bobbysmith on March 29, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
to borrow some sugar from the neighbour
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 29, 2008, 09:03:11 PM
NaaaH! I think it was milk.
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Post by: Patricia Lotte on March 30, 2008, 03:20:56 AM
To get away from the cock ...
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Post by: Donald Duck on March 30, 2008, 06:14:14 AM
Because it was there......
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 08:26:49 AM
he had a death wish
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 30, 2008, 08:38:57 AM
Because the little Red Chicken turned to a green chicken.....

iknow
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
and he had to find the orange chicken
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 30, 2008, 09:27:56 AM
No red chicken would EVER want to turn green or blue.  laughpoint
Rhona, Bev and the rest. I'm sure you'll agree. RHODES!!!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 30, 2008, 09:57:12 AM
Noooooo! On the robot.... red green mannetjie.....
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 30, 2008, 10:37:38 AM
 laughpoint
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 31, 2008, 01:44:21 PM
There's a road?

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Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 05:17:34 PM
Guys; guys; guys - ye are all wrong; the chicken crossed the road cause he was in my shopping bag and the oven was hot waiting to roast his  arse
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 31, 2008, 05:46:40 PM
Ok! Ok! why did the Rhona cross the road?

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Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 05:55:05 PM
Now that's an easy one - Rhona crossed the road to cook the chicken
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 31, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
Damn! Trust the Irish to get that one.....   :emot19:
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Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 06:08:17 PM
Not just a pretty face you know......
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 31, 2008, 06:09:22 PM
There's a face too?

shave
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Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 07:43:41 PM
A face with the cutest grin....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 31, 2008, 08:25:11 PM
That enticed the chicken to cross the road
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Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 09:13:23 PM
I told the chicken it was in for something 'hot' if it crossed the road with me - just never mentioned the oven!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on April 01, 2008, 02:59:18 PM
Is'nt this discriminating against Turkey's?

idontknow
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Post by: Rhona on April 01, 2008, 05:02:57 PM
No discrimination at all - the turkey is more than welcome to cross the road as well
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 01, 2008, 07:03:46 PM
I think the chicken wanted to meet up with the side dishes.  arse
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on April 13, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
I believe the chicken crossed the road 'cos he was stapled to the turkey.
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Post by: Rhona on April 13, 2008, 11:32:27 AM
...which was in my shopping bag....
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 13, 2008, 01:50:20 PM
So did you cross the road yourself Rhona, throw your bag or let somebody else carry it for ya?
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Post by: Rhona on April 13, 2008, 02:33:14 PM
I crossed the road myself with a shopping bag that contained a chicken with a turkey stapled to it -
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 13, 2008, 03:50:30 PM
To get to his friend in Rhona's shopping bag.
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 13, 2008, 03:51:31 PM
I think it was already there Diana.
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