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Title: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 26, 2008, 05:33:33 PM
For you techies out there, we had a massive bot attack, well not a real attack, more like a mass visit... you will notice that the number of people online at the same time has rocketed to 53, up from 25.... these are not all real people, but spider bots that trawl the net, sniffing for information, names, places etc, these in turn help search engines find specific names.....

just a point of interest....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 05:45:15 PM
Huh??? Explain that again - but this time pretend you are talking to a blonde.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 26, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
Here's the part that you should have understood------>For you techies out there<------

And then you would'nt have had to read the rest of the post....    laughpoint   :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 05:57:54 PM
Nosiness got the better of me and then I got confused...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 26, 2008, 06:00:03 PM
Best you dye that hair of yours a darker colour, I would think..... :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 08:22:42 PM
eeeerrrrrrrr uuuummmmm   Whats a bot?   Is this bad?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 08:27:00 PM
Looks like you are with me on this one Diana........I haven't a clue - but I'm trusting Mike to get the  shooter ready incase of an invasion.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 08:35:54 PM
Exactly on his  motorbike  shooter  wildly.

Us blonds would like to know, in baby language, about this. what names? why? when? where? how?


Also I can then sound very smart at the next braai.     :cappello1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 08:40:54 PM
Looks like everyone has gone to bed and we are left to keep gaurd against the 'Bot invasion'  -sounds like the making of a good film...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
 :emot19:   Will get out my    shooter   and dutifully sit here with you untill someother idiot logs on then we quickly log off and leave them to stand guard.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 08:51:40 PM
Just like in the series 'Lost'  -did you see it? those muppets entered a code and pushed a button every 108 minutes - I wonder were they gaurding against a 'Bot attack' - Keep an eye out and as soon as some-one else noseys on here; we'll pretend to go fetch a beer and then  :emot172: they'll be left to protect against invasion while we head off into the sunset..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 08:59:50 PM
No I didn't see LOST.

What is it we actually looking for?    meanpuff   or  vampire  or  :emot33:
Now if Michael had just answered your question in the first place we'd if we had to   shooter our screens to pieces
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:03:26 PM
Mike will have a great laugh at the two blondes in the morning when he reads all our posts - I reckon the Bots have gone to bed as well..........

@ Mike..........answer the questions when they are asked..........What the hell is a Bot???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
Quickly Rhona it's Daddy Georg log out ,log out we'll leave him to stand guard with his german weapons.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:10:39 PM
First we need to draw him in.......

Oh hello Daddy George; How are you this fine evening.............What's a Bot?

(How did that sound, Diana - do you think he will be suspicious?)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:14:56 PM
Nooooooo .......       but I tell you his more likely to tell us about Bot's.

How's our sexy hunk of German flesh to-nite.........(how's that Rhona)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:17:35 PM
Man............his busy playing with his photo's fine guard he is.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:18:35 PM
Me again.....here's Barbara.....lets draw her in.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:21:23 PM
Hi Diana whats going on,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:23:55 PM
Well hello there Barbara; can I just say that you are looking really good to-night; did you get your hair done, very nice............

She's in Diana - RUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
I don't know what a bot invasion is but i will help stand guard tonight. I'll soon sort them out  thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:25:33 PM
Get your  shooter  the bot's are attacking.      Read from the beginning of topic.

Love you Barbara gotta run now.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:26:18 PM
smooth talk will get you knowhere Rhona I now your game
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:27:24 PM
yo shooteru can't leave me i have just arrived do i really need a
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:28:50 PM
WHAT   .......are you drunk Barbara?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:29:41 PM
that last post came out all wrong,
You can't leave me i have just arrived do i really need a  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:30:42 PM
  :emot19:  Happy hunting Barbara!!!  call Mike if the invasion gets too much  :emot19_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:30:59 PM
I have had a glass of wine surely that couldn't have had any effect on me  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:32:01 PM
 :emot78:   you can't leave me I'm scared
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:38:27 PM
Don't cry....just shoot the left hand corner of your screen if something happens. Will have a glass of wine with you ....Rhona get your beer.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:41:42 PM
   cheers   BierSuip  Guess we aren't going to leave you fight of the Bots alone - what a team; kinda like Charlies angels - where the hell is Charlie when you need him......

Yo Charlie - what's happening?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 26, 2008, 09:42:51 PM
 BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip drinks all round please dont leave me again it, though i seen something and shot but missed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:44:09 PM
Keep shooting - those Bots will think twice before attacking us............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:45:50 PM
Bl*dy hell we on 3pages already. Just going to pour a quickdop

Can I be the Drew Barrymore one?     Charlie a.k.a Daddy Georg left us the big poop.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:53:16 PM
Mike will be impressed that we got so much milage out of his Bot Attack topic - if nothing else he will have good giggle............can I be Lucy Lu - reckon I'd be a great kicker...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 09:55:54 PM
O.K Barbara you the other chick.  My Stephen's chick ....Cameron Dias......can i change can i change
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 26, 2008, 09:58:50 PM
Oh go on so - you can change...........can I be wonder women?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 10:01:27 PM
She's gone, Barbara just left us...didn't even say  gnite just snuck away.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 26, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
South Africa's perimeter's are secured.    gnite Rhona


                 :nono1:



and goodmorning  to all you unsuspecting O'munders
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: barb (Fry) on March 26, 2008, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on March 26, 2008, 05:33:33 PM
For you techies out there, we had a massive bot attack, well not a real attack, more like a mass visit... you will notice that the number of people online at the same time has rocketed to 53, up from 25.... these are not all real people, but spider bots that trawl the net, sniffing for information, names, places etc, these in turn help search engines find specific names.....

just a point of interest....

oh my gawd = now what ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 27, 2008, 05:18:29 AM
Oh My word..... I sit here this morning in utter disbelief..... what have I gone and done, I left the blonde squad alone, without briefing them properly, The bimbo security company has shot holes all over the place, whacked a few friendly bots in the process...... I will need a few hours to clear my head.... and it would appear if you three were having a tri nation pissup at the same time..... blonde heads are gonna roll........   :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 07:32:06 AM
Sorry about that Mike and every one else who is reading  - we did our best, but sleep got the better of us...............In our defence - It seemed like a good idea at the time; we hang our heads in shame  :nono1:
You guys might think twice before leaving the 'Blonde Squad' to defend - especially when the bar is unattended....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 27, 2008, 01:10:42 PM
At least close the bar.

Serious now what is this bot thing? Why does it happen? Get names for what?  Please tell us in simple terms................Unless you want us to stand guard again to-nite.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 27, 2008, 01:24:56 PM
Saw them, the bloody buggers  -  at one stage about 14 logged in at the same time as 4 or 5 users.  Wish I knew how to hack them and scramble their every bit of software to pieces.  Them that causes slow responses etc.  Now if they would only use the info for good purpose, but no...........

These fools able to 'grab' us individually when logged on?  Just to blond to know for real all the tech possibilities?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on March 27, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Firstly the term Bot is derived from the word Robot which in turn is derived from the Czechoslovakian word "robota" which simply means work. Bot is a generic term and is used to describe an automatom or automated process in both the real world and the computer world. Search engines use Bots to spider websites with and online games such as Quake use Bots as artificial opponents. Bots do not need to eat, drink or sleep and will relentlessly do their masters bidding until told to stop.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on March 27, 2008, 03:21:00 PM
A better explanation :

Web-bot

Web Robot. A generic term applied to any program which retrieves information from websites.
Common examples of web-bots include:

Search engines use web-bots (sometimes also called search-bots or simply bots) to gather (trawl) information from websites, which the search engine will then use to respond to search queries.
An email-harvester will use a web-bot to gather email addresses from web-pages or from newsgroup postings. These are then used by spammers who then spam the harvested email addresses.
A harvester-bot is used spammers to harvest e-mail addresses from web pages.


Spider
Google Spider And PageRank

This article deals with off-page optimization, which means, what we can do outside our webpage that will improve it.

It is amazing how much the Internet borrows for the living world. Take the web for example. When we talk about it, we are so used to the web of the Internet that our mind does not stop once to think about the spider web in the garden. And yet, it is from that garden spider web that it derived its name. And like the spider web in the garden, the cyberspace web also consists of interconnecting threads, or links, holding one web site to another. The only difference is size: the web of the Internet consists of billions and billions of links. And it's nowhere as neat as its cousin in the garden.

To make sense of this massive entangled heap of threads, we use search engines such as Google to find what we want. We go to the Google search engine, we type in what we want to find, and it serves us a list of results. Have you questioned how Google does it?

Google uses a program that browses through the World Wide Web to find, index and compile the content. Just as a spider crawls through the web in the garden, the program used to crawl through the World Wide Web is also called a "spider". A spider program, also called a web crawler and a web spider, is used by all the Search Engines to look for content and compile them.

If you want your website or webpage to come up when someone uses the Search Engine, you want to make sure the web spider has crawled your website. To achieve that, there has to be a link from some other website to your website. Websites that are standing alone never appears in the search rankings. That's not want you want. You want people to find your website, and to find it repeatedly.

On the Internet today, there are millions and millions of websites. Some are linked to another while others are alone. A link is achieved when you link to somebody, when somebody links to you, or when you link both ways. This linkage, called hyperlink, is a very important component of the Internet, for it allows the spider to reach your website or webpage, and ultimately provide a ranking to it. Websites that don't link to anybody, and nobody links to, are standing alone, and are virtually ignored by the spider. Quite simply, they are out of reach.

What is a web spider? It is a program or automated script that browses through the World Wide Web in a methodical, automated manner. The process of browsing through the pages is called web crawling or web spidering.

All the major search engines such as Google, Yahoo, MSN, etc. have their own web spiders. Google's spider is called Googlebot. There are two types of Googlebot, in fact, called deepbot and freshbot. The deepbot is a spider that tries to follow every link on your webpage. It brings the information back to the Google indexers to analyze and index. The freshbot is a spider that crawls through the web looking for new content, and may visit your website frequently.

In order to determine the importance of every website on the Internet, Google devised a ranking system, called PageRank. The name PageRank is a patented trademark of Google - the patent went to Stanford University, where the founders of Google, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, developed it. PageRank ensures that the most important websites are duly accorded its place on the Internet. Every page of every website on the web is assigned a PageRank from 0 to 10, with 0 being the least important, and 10 being the most. Every new website starts at 0, and tries to work its way up.

How do the spiders work? I am simplifying things, but basically, the spider starts from the websites with the highest ranking, say PageRank 10, and work its way down towards PageRank 0. Pages with PageRank 10 gets enormous attention from the spiders - the freshbot spider might visit it many, many times in an hour. On the other hand, PageRank 0 sites might not get any attention at all. What the spiders do is, they read through a page, starting from the top left and ending at the bottom right. If they encounter a hyperlink, they'll follow that link to the next page, and start reading there. What you want, is for the spider to follow a hyperlink from someone's website to your website. It doesn't help you if you place a link from your website to someone's website - the link must come from somebody else to you.

When someone links to your website, that page that carries the link, gives a "ballot" to your webpage. The more vote you collect, the higher your PageRank. And votes are not equal. A webpage that has a high PageRank throws out a higher vote than pages with low PageRank. If you can get important pages to link to you, you earn their strong votes, elevating your webpage's PageRank position. At the same time, you do not generously link to any websites, because you bleed away your PageRank in doing so. In short, you want incoming links from high PageRank webpages, and you do not want to give outgoing links to anybody.

This is a mistake that I made in the first few years of starting my website AsiaExplorers. I link to anybody and everybody who asks me to link to them. Now I am very careful who I link to.

It is enormously difficult to reach PageRank 10. In fact, the only website I can think of with a PageRank 10 ranking is the Google homepage itself. Yahoo, MSN, Dell and Apple Computer homepages all carry PageRank 9. These are some of the biggest players on the Internet. Most of the important websites have PageRank between 4 and 6. It is your goal therefore to reach that level. And mind you, it gets harder and harder to go from one PageRank to another. PageRank uses a scale similar to the Richter Scale.

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 27, 2008, 05:09:07 PM
Thanks Kenny, Now the Blondes really will be confused.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 05:14:52 PM
Aaaaggghhh!!! My brain has just fried.......  :emot112:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 27, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
Thanx Kenny I found that interesting reading, I actually kinda understood it.

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 27, 2008, 07:45:57 PM
Diana and Rhona
Sorry i disappeared so sudden last nite but i think the Bot invaders got me as my computer crashed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 08:15:25 PM
Bloody Bots - they waited until we were drunk and then snuck in under our watchfull eye   :emot98: - I think the boys were delighted with our selfless act of gaurding the forum as they all slept....I wonder who's turn it is tonight???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 27, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
I'd say you girls have been practicing well enough...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 08:20:01 PM
I don't know if Mike would trust you to gaurd the forum - tell you what Jnr, you can be in charge of the beers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 27, 2008, 08:21:17 PM
Then let's party...
    hoolahoop1 BierSuip boobs discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 27, 2008, 08:47:17 PM
Ahem! Cough! Cough!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 08:53:46 PM
Uhm! Oh Hi Mike...............nothing to see here  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 27, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
Move along Please! Move along... nothing in here for you lot... Come On get back onto your boards....

meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 08:59:36 PM
But...But...But... What if there's an invasion..........are you ready to defend us or are you minding the bar?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 27, 2008, 09:03:28 PM
It's a mobile bar, I moved it into the Sports Board under F1...... so take a hike blondie.... and take that Leprechaun with you... and no backchat......


swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on March 27, 2008, 09:07:02 PM
gosh what have i missed  :emot19_2:......i feel i really let the side down not being here to join in with the defense of the bots... yesno....and can i tell you i didnt even try to read that long script mike copied and pasted onto here cause i never see anyone on here pretending to be someone else...theres :emot98: never anyone online usually when im here....so i still havent got a clue what hes talking about............and i prefer the girls explanation anyway........ :emot19:

im here if you need any back up girls thumper  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 09:16:00 PM
And then there was 5.........whoo hoo, the Blonde Squad now has Diana; Dalene; Barbara; Bev and Rhona.....
We are the famous five;
Dalene, Bev and Barb
Rho and Di the Bot-busters
la la la la

@ Mike...........Bring back our bar
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on March 27, 2008, 09:25:17 PM
 hoolahoop1   just read what mike said about this site being for techies or something.......well i am one.......i love that sort of dancing dont you rhona....... hoolahoop1
yes bring the bar back mike.........in fact no one told me you had one cheers  something else ive been missing..........


glad to be on board......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 09:30:28 PM
The more the merrier Bev, all you need is a beer in one hand and your  shooter  in the other...........Bet Mike never told you the bar was free..............well technically it's only free when everyone has gone to bed and the Blonde Squad take over the site...........such fun to be left roaming around with no supervision  :emot98:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on March 27, 2008, 09:34:05 PM
up to this last week im usually the one who does the night shift on here.......some times the odd person....usually mike....and thats not why i say odd........but he pops on now and again.....and has never ever offered me a drink........so ill be asking him about that.....cause no doubt he'll be wanting me to buy him a drink in november........ cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 27, 2008, 09:38:35 PM
That pup was keeping all the drink for himself - good thing we found the key; it's hidden under the beer mat...... Sssshhh!! Don't tell Mike I told you - it's a secret......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 28, 2008, 01:30:36 AM
Hell, I found the beer as well  -  didn't leave them unopened    :nono1: 

Now, after a few  -  just read that whole blerrie book Kenny has published here about them bot's and trawlers (thought that was a vessel used at sea to haul fish with a net)  -  so now I've come to the conclusion...

these bot bliksems use trawlers who fish for our info and bottle it somewhere for later consumption -  this brew labled then Spam! 

Think I got the thing figured out right...... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 28, 2008, 07:23:22 AM
  shooter                                                :emot98:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 28, 2008, 12:27:38 PM
Good work girls.......I had other Bot's to sort out last nite.......A blonds work is never done.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on March 28, 2008, 05:50:36 PM
Ladies,

Here is a list of "known" bots to watch out for........
I always find it easier myself to deal with them if you converse using their name....

P.S.
For a list of User-Agents (including bots) in the wild, see www.botsvsbrowsers.com

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ABCdatos BotLink
Acme.Spider
Ahoy! The Homepage Finder
Alkaline
Anthill
Walhello appie
Arachnophilia
Arale
Araneo
AraybOt
ArchitextSpider
Aretha
ARIADNE
arks
AskJeeves
ASpider (Associative Spider)
ATN Worldwide
Atomz.com Search Robot
AURESYS
BackRub
Bay Spider
BBot
Big Brother
Bjaaland
BlackWidow
Die Blinde Kuh
Bloodhound
Borg-Bot
BoxSeaBot
bright.net caching robot
BSpider
CACTVS Chemistry Spider
Calif
Cassandra
Digimarc Marcspider/CGI
Checkbot
ChristCrawler.com
churl
cIeNcIaFiCcIoN.nEt
CMC/0.01
Collective
Combine System
Conceptbot
ConfuzzledBot
CoolBot
Web Core / Roots
XYLEME Robot
Internet Cruiser Robot
Cusco
CyberSpyder Link Test
CydralSpider
Desert Realm Spider
DeWeb(c) Katalog/Index
DienstSpider
Digger
Digital Integrity Robot
Direct Hit Grabber
DNAbot
DownLoad Express
DragonBot
DWCP (Dridus' Web Cataloging Project)
e-collector
EbiNess
EIT Link Verifier Robot
ELFINBOT
Emacs-w3 Search Engine
ananzi
esculapio
Esther
Evliya Celebi
FastCrawler
Fluid Dynamics Search Engine robot
Felix IDE
Wild Ferret Web Hopper #1, #2, #3
FetchRover
fido
Hämähäkki
KIT-Fireball
Fish search
Fouineur
Robot Francoroute
Freecrawl
FunnelWeb
gammaSpider, FocusedCrawler
gazz
GCreep
GetBot
GetURL
Golem
Googlebot
Grapnel/0.01 Experiment
Griffon
Gromit
Northern Light Gulliver
Gulper Bot
HamBot
Harvest
havIndex
HI (HTML Index) Search
Hometown Spider Pro
ht://Dig
HTMLgobble
Hyper-Decontextualizer
iajaBot
IBM_Planetwide
Popular Iconoclast
Ingrid
Imagelock
IncyWincy
Informant
InfoSeek Robot 1.0
Infoseek Sidewinder
InfoSpiders
Inspector Web
IntelliAgent
I, Robot
Iron33
Israeli-search
JavaBee
JBot Java Web Robot
JCrawler
Jeeves
JoBo Java Web Robot
Jobot
JoeBot
The Jubii Indexing Robot
JumpStation
image.kapsi.net
Katipo
KDD-Explorer
Kilroy
KO_Yappo_Robot
LabelGrabber
larbin
legs
Link Validator
LinkScan
LinkWalker
Lockon
logo.gif Crawler
Lycos
Mac WWWWorm
Magpie
marvin/infoseek
Mattie
MediaFox
MerzScope
NEC-MeshExplorer
MindCrawler
mnoGoSearch search engine software
moget
MOMspider
Monster
Motor
MSNBot
Muncher
Muninn
Muscat Ferret
Mwd.Search
Internet Shinchakubin
NDSpider
Nederland.zoek
NetCarta WebMap Engine
NetMechanic
NetScoop
newscan-online
NHSE Web Forager
Nomad
The NorthStar Robot
nzexplorer
ObjectsSearch
Occam
HKU WWW Octopus
OntoSpider
Openfind data gatherer
Orb Search
Pack Rat
PageBoy
ParaSite
Patric
pegasus
The Peregrinator
PerlCrawler 1.0
Phantom
PhpDig
PiltdownMan
Pimptrain.com's robot
Pioneer
html_analyzer
Portal Juice Spider
PGP Key Agent
PlumtreeWebAccessor
Poppi
PortalB Spider
psbot
GetterroboPlus Puu
The Python Robot
Raven Search
RBSE Spider
Resume Robot
RoadHouse Crawling System
RixBot
Road Runner: The ImageScape Robot
Robbie the Robot
ComputingSite Robi/1.0
RoboCrawl Spider
RoboFox
Robozilla
Roverbot
RuLeS
SafetyNet Robot
Scooter
Sleek
Search.Aus-AU.COM
SearchProcess
Senrigan
SG-Scout
ShagSeeker
Shai'Hulud
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 28, 2008, 06:05:21 PM
Thats the stuff Kenny, keep throwing more wood on the fire.....   grab
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on March 28, 2008, 06:21:10 PM
Catch a Bot - Competion starts now......

Rules :

1) Only female "bod bodyguards" are allowed to enter this competition.
2) All bots captured must be photographed by the captor and sent to Michael and Kenny - only full length body shots of the captured and the captor will be accepted.
3) In the aforementioned rule the inclusion of the bot is optional.
4) All bots captured must be delivered by the captor to Michael and Kenny in a naked state - that is the captured, not the captor, although the reverse may be ordained once we have had a good look at the photographs of the captors.

Simple hey........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 28, 2008, 07:31:51 PM
Makes me think of  ' The Matrix "
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 28, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
I found that backrub bot captured it and now have it trained to rub my back while I was on guard.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 28, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Here's SHAGSEEKER bot sealed and delivered
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 28, 2008, 09:25:08 PM
I've been trying to catch Victoria bot for most of the nite but she keeps geeting her boobs stuck in my web search box and I can't pull her out. You try from your end Barbara I'll push and you pull.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 28, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
I got another, I got another, its Digimarc Marcspider/CGI bot.  Gosh I'm having a productive night here while you all loafing 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on March 28, 2008, 10:02:30 PM
Diana we might be able to get the webvac to help us.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 29, 2008, 08:38:58 AM
Blady marvalous idea Barbara, unless WEB WOMBAT puts SPANNER in the works. Wonder if Rhona has caught any,Ithink she may just have passed out next to the bar.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: barb (Fry) on March 29, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
spiders every where bloody hell, arachnophobs don't look here

17 inciwinsy thingy's
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 29, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix

Straight  to  my  heart ............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 29, 2008, 09:02:05 PM
@Barb: Pretty spider
@Sandy: Must keep reading that too. The simpicity of wisdom .....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 29, 2008, 09:27:54 PM
And my Bots, that I was told to post naked..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on March 29, 2008, 10:11:06 PM
didnt realizewe were up against such a big team....did you see how many the bots have in their gang...!!!!!!!!....dont worry thought....i think i recognized one of them........ill try get some inside info........al get him drunk first BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on March 30, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
When girls get men drunk..... Or was it the other way round?   :buffo1:  :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 30, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
Good  news  for  you Jnr  ..  times  have  indeed  changed ... girls  try  to  get  men  drunk  to  take  advantage of  them nowadays .. just  relax  and  enjoy  the  experience ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on March 30, 2008, 04:33:25 PM
Psst, can I also join the bot-seekers? Don't tell Mike but maybe I could persuade him to part with some more clues and they will be easier to identify? Talk about a neighbourhood watch - this is the o'mundonline watch!

Maybe if we find another member we could be the secret seven?

thumper

shooter

vampire
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 30, 2008, 06:08:05 PM
Whoo Hoo.........welcome on board Michelle and don't you worry your secret is safe with us and don't tell Mike we know about the key for the bar being kept under the beer mat...........free beers for all in the Bot-Busting Squad.
  BierSuip

@Diana - Just back from a 'dangerous' weekend in England - onthe first night Breakfast was eaten before going to bed at 07.50am; but the second night finished up at 05.30am and then just to add insult to injury, some bloody bot stole an hour out of my day.........cheeky bugger!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 06:12:06 PM
I think I saw him,he was carrying a hour glass. Just ran past my screen now........ shooter  sh*t I missed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 30, 2008, 06:15:41 PM
After him.....  e180 ; that hour is badly needed back!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 06:21:27 PM
I'll just hop into Digimarc Marcspider/CGI Bots sportscar and be on my way..... :emot186:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 30, 2008, 06:35:54 PM
You know what Diana; let that Bot have the hour - I'll meet you at the bar  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 06:46:43 PM
Good thinking Batman... I'm sure he'll be back   BierSuip  BierSuip

We've realy started something here,taken this topic to 7 pages and gathering recruits daily.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 30, 2008, 06:54:45 PM
No Diana No ! No topless escapades on  this  site  Please ...  sooner get  on a Harley bot sweeper in full leathers ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 30, 2008, 06:56:17 PM
I wonder is it the free beer that is attracting the recruits or is it the thrill of being on Bot watch
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 07:01:17 PM
 :36_2_35:  Sandy, I read feathers instead of leathers and had this wonderfull picture of you burning up the tar with a boa round your neck
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 30, 2008, 07:27:28 PM
Me wearing a Boa ?  you  in  feathers , me in  leathers , actually a bar in  snakepitland still exists for the cockroaches (those in leather as I have named them )  we  dont  want  to  go  there to give them a show .. actually they ahve these  closed door sunday afternoons .. they all walk in have to strip down to naked or  their leather and ahve a  afternoon of  unknown debauchery  .. not exactly my cup of tea or cocao ..  but  you welcome to do the  feather number for them  ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 30, 2008, 07:38:07 PM
Never we can just set off on our Harley's in our leathers.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 30, 2008, 07:43:03 PM
Hahahaha... the other side of life.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 31, 2008, 06:58:59 PM
 :emot77:

We got a few Bot's lurking around currently?  Gatecrashing our party here?

Disguised as the ever present Guests................ 

Tresspassers will be shot   shooter  shooter  .  Survivors will be hunted down and  shooter again!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 07:30:35 PM
  motorbike  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 31, 2008, 08:31:08 PM
 shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

motorbike   Where's everybody   help   shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 31, 2008, 09:11:07 PM
Sorry Diana; I was in the bar  BierSuip

But I'm ready for the Bots -  e180
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 01, 2008, 07:05:04 AM
Geeeeez you could have left me a message Rhona........drinking alone again are you?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 01, 2008, 01:37:22 PM
Usually alcoholics drink on their own. Do we have to get worried Rhona??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 01, 2008, 05:08:21 PM
No need to worry Jnr..........unless I fall off the stool
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 01, 2008, 07:16:50 PM
Don't forget. If you need compony, the "Untere Strasse" in Heidelberg is waiting on us. You'll even get Guinness there.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 01, 2008, 09:03:57 PM
Did we have Bots to-day I see 40 online.
You guys on day shift are slipping.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on April 01, 2008, 09:32:53 PM
Have been busy today, but when i signed in i thought i could see myself in a mirror and when i looked again it was the webmirror soon got rid of it but i thinks we will have bad luck for a few years unless we can find the wizard bot to cast a spell to reverse it
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 02, 2008, 11:49:17 AM
My computer would not let me log out last nite,seriously would not click on the logout thingy. So I haven't really been online all this time. At least with my name down there the bot's would have thought twice about an attack.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on April 04, 2008, 12:59:03 AM
 motorbike shooter shooter shooter shooter

just letting you know it was all quiet at 2am my time......great to see the bar fully stocked again....think ill have a night cap and say  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 04, 2008, 11:23:26 PM
The Bots have taken Koos and given him a gender transformation -

Enjoy the bar Bev -  BierSuip

When a good Bot goes bad  discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 05, 2008, 06:13:12 AM
Ala' Gary LARSON.....    :36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 05, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
 quickdop  we emptied the bar Michael.   Please refill a.s.a.p.  Thanking you  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 05, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
''Oh when the Bots; Oh when the Bots;
Oh when the Bots, come marching by;
We're gonna be right in front of them,
Give them a  shooter in the eye''
la la la la la  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 05, 2008, 08:42:06 PM
Seems like the way the Rhona is singing, she finished by herself.....

yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 05, 2008, 08:45:05 PM
 discodance  discodance  discodance
I think not
discodance  discodance  discodance
quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 05, 2008, 08:48:21 PM
Ah Mikey, my friend...........I'm always singing and I'm always smilling - cause this life isn't a dress rehursal and there are no second chances; and so as far as I can - I'll have no regrets.....

Looking good Diana
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 05, 2008, 08:56:50 PM
Ssssshhhh!!! Guys don't look now but we've got company - I just had a quick peak and seems to me that we have 19 Bots roaming about trying to steal our beer, take our jobs and do the lord knows what to our men folk!!!

e180  shooter                  :emot98:

HELP...................
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 05, 2008, 09:00:41 PM
Yesh Yesh Ish am,  discodance  wheresh the boosh Michael wesh drying upsh here  discodance

Oh whench the shaints Oh whench the shaints comesh marching in.......lalalalalalal  quickdop

wash that botsh Rhona where where    shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter shooter  shooter      Sh*t
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 05, 2008, 09:41:32 PM
So you've all buggered off to bed and left me to contend with 26 bots 26 I tell you.
I can do it..... quickdop   motorbike    shooter   shooter  shooter  shooter
Maybe this will work   arse   arse  arse  arse  arse

notfair     pls   madashell 

Ah ha I know this will work  poledancing1  poledancing1  poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 05, 2008, 09:50:07 PM
''You'll never walk alone'' lalalala
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on April 09, 2008, 12:54:50 AM
phew...ive made it......and i think ive got rid of at least 1 bot....but more about that in a bit....

you nearly lost me tonight girls.......heart attack....broken neck.......dying of laffing.......i was sat typing away here 1 am ...all was quiet....and i heard tap tap tap on my window....i froze....listen......told myself i was hearing things....and started typing again........then tap tap tap on the bloody window. again.....( isnt it funny how...you dont believe in monsters...but your still scared of them )

i shot up from the sofa......flew upstairs....dived onto my daughters bed who shouted   MOTHER....WHAT THE **** !!!!! i whispered to her.....hysterically...theres someone tapping on the window downstairs.......she nearly fell out of bed laffing . :emot19:....

then got her mobile phone from under the cover and said........what....do you mean a tapping like this.........and sure enough it was her bloody message tone.......we both fell about laffing....me with sheer relief ..but linzi was laffing about how she heard me reach the top of the stair in three great big leaps ..usually have to sit down when i walk up them...think thers about 19.......she couldnt imagine it could be me coming up the stairs at such speed and thought the army had invaded........

so back to the bot........eerrmmm....i never log off this site....am i one of the problems??...i didnt know you had to log off...... e154.. am i  a bot.......please dont shoot me by mistake girls giverose 

ps theres none about now.......think i must scare them eh !!!!!! thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 09, 2008, 06:32:03 PM
 :emot19: - I love that story.......and you are so right; we go around the place with the whole I'm a big girl attitude and then in a split second 101 thoughts cross our mind and the panic rises from the toes as we imagine all sorts - but at the end of the day it turns out to be an over active imagination or is it a Bot attack???
  shooter    shooter      shooter         :emot98:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 09, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
This scares me. that's why I try to avoid this topic.
The town in which the psychiatry lies in which work, one tends to say:"It's not contanemous, but it stains". You know what I mean. I've been ever so carefull in all the 17 years of experiance, so I'm not going to fall for this one ...  <-- That's not Koos by the way.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 10, 2008, 06:11:46 AM
@ Aunty Bev, you negelcted to inform us how mush wine had been consumed during your tapping tale.....   yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 10, 2008, 08:18:27 PM
Rhona is that your bot-watch gear you wearing.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 10, 2008, 08:19:27 PM
I think she looks quite sophisticated in that Bot Gear.....   :emot112_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 10, 2008, 08:21:35 PM
We should all be issued with Bot Watch uniforms. That way we'll know who not to shoot,after we've emptied the bar.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 10, 2008, 08:22:42 PM
Hi Diana - that pic was taken of me at work; thanks to Mikes patience we got it up tonight - but it sure would do during Bot watch  shooter we could fill the filters with beer -
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 10, 2008, 08:22:56 PM
You're just jealous, and anyhow how are you gonna keep potting all that wine with that mask on?   quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 10, 2008, 08:25:43 PM
I'm to old to be jelaous baby boy. I think it's cool. I'd squeese the pap sakke into those side thingy's
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 10, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
The filters would purify the alcohol - hey we could fill one side with vodka and the other side with diet coke....a built in mixer.........or we could fill both sides with beer - double the hit  :emot182:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 10, 2008, 08:31:21 PM
You Irish aint so stupid and I see there's a middle thiny for the ice. I tell you we've got it made,  shooter  oops a bot just passed on by.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 10, 2008, 08:42:13 PM
By the way I'm part German, part Irish that explains a lot.        :emot182:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 11, 2008, 08:03:59 AM
I trust no offence was taken by our Irish friends out there and the Leprechauns aren't going to come and get me.
e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 11, 2008, 10:32:10 AM
The Irish and especially the leprechauns never take offence - they have the best sense of humour ever  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 11, 2008, 10:45:49 AM
As long as a barkeeper doesn't refuse them a Stout....  :buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on April 12, 2008, 03:48:29 PM
oh i hadnt had any wine that night Mike....good job i hadnt or would never have made it up the stair case in 3 leaps lol........it you lot.......talking about ghosts and bots n stuff......i get spooked easily............and dont forget am all on mi own on here most times..........its scarey ........oh by the way Mike.......talking of scarey things..........are there any frogs in namibia.....i dont remem bling1ber seeing any.....but checking so i can come prepared in nov.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 14, 2008, 09:40:23 PM
 shooter  shooter  shooter
shooter  shooter  shooter
shooter  shooter  shooter



Ahhhhhh  BierSuip   glug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 14, 2008, 09:43:14 PM
Hey! wait for me...........  cheers  Uhm! maybe I better shoot something first  shooter  arse Ooops! sorry about that Mr Assbot.


BierSuip  Another beer Diana?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 15, 2008, 06:39:16 AM
Sorry about that Rhona,I passed out and woke up this morning to     shooter   shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 15, 2008, 08:00:08 AM
@Diana...nothing new to you....passing out that is.....  cl1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 15, 2008, 01:28:49 PM
Excuse me!!!!!   I can hold my drink!!!!!     No action on here last nite was getting      sobored         
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 15, 2008, 04:26:59 PM
Hey Diana - I presume you meant there was no action on the SITE????   :emot111:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 15, 2008, 05:26:59 PM
 :sorriso2:  Yeh on the site, as I posted that I thought about how it could be read.   :sorriso2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 20, 2008, 02:05:37 PM
Hello there Rhona, fellow sexy botwatcher,how you doing?     Any beer left for me? I see the bots are keeping a low profile lately.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 20, 2008, 02:07:27 PM
 :emot182:  BierSuip
Go for it Diana.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 20, 2008, 02:14:12 PM
Hey Diana - Looking good..........the bar is full - but this little bot babe is not too good - had two veeeeeeeeerrrrrrryyy late nights that ended up with a good old irish sing song and now I'm just feeling sorry for myself..... I've just been catching up on all the goings on over the weekend and I think we have a problem with Jnr and Koos - do you think we need to seperate them?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 20, 2008, 02:16:09 PM
Hey come on! Koos is joining in at last. Don't spoil the fun now.
You 2 take care of the bots and I'll do the rest...  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 20, 2008, 02:18:15 PM
You're going to do the rest hey Jnr? Do you need to be kitted out in a superman suit?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 20, 2008, 02:20:29 PM
Just took a pic of myself while chatting with you...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 20, 2008, 02:22:02 PM
Looking good Jnr, looking good
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 20, 2008, 02:23:03 PM
Thank you. Thank you very much. Ta hey.  giverose

And now back to my job...  yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on April 23, 2008, 11:41:05 AM
 shooter shooter shooter shooter

I think we are currently under another bot attack!

Check it out  -  something like 18 guests logged on.

Get the big cannons out you lot & start shooting!


The number just went up to 20
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 23, 2008, 02:03:34 PM
  quickdop  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 23, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
 shooter   yesno    shooter    yesno

:emot182:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 23, 2008, 02:14:12 PM
 giverose pls
I didn't do anything.
I was only waiting for you guys.
pls giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 23, 2008, 04:16:30 PM
Too late Jnr - you better take cover; the Bot Squad and blonde; drunk and are carrying weapons.....keep your  arse out of site just incase  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on April 23, 2008, 06:56:10 PM
only a flying visit.........George your new pic  is GOOOoorrrrrrrrrgus.........sorry if am letting the side down girls....but you know what its like being 1 of us.......never enough time in the day for what we have to do.........must get on tonight or there will be too much for me to read and ill be here till 4 am again..........hope your all very well.......... e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 23, 2008, 08:16:58 PM
 shooter shooter  duck .....Boy Georg..... quickdop.......duck      shooter:  shooter

                            fireworks1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 23, 2008, 09:35:38 PM
 :36_8_1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 26, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
We are under attack - 11 Bots are sneaking about the place, trying to steal our men!!!  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 27, 2008, 09:01:54 AM
NEVER those MEN are ours....... shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 27, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
And they better not forget it.............The men belong to us - you bots can have the boys.........and ye know who ye are!!!  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 28, 2008, 08:47:03 PM
TAKE COVER   shooter    shooter     fireworks1

Now for a nice cold beer     BierSuip
Where's our waiter....fine one you are Boy Georg
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 28, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Junior - we be thirtsy........  :caldo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 29, 2008, 03:35:06 AM
 :bagno1:
Enough?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 29, 2008, 07:28:00 AM
mmmmmmm    Being stern now are we ?   notfair
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 29, 2008, 11:39:20 AM
Maybe we should advertise for a new waiter Diana - this Jnr guy is making us beg!!!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 29, 2008, 12:48:09 PM
I think I agree......            WAITER NEEDED -  No experience necessary - Good bod and good looks
                                                                an advantage - uniform supplied - able to work shifts
                                                                 - skills in serving women a must.

                                          PLEASE FORWARD YOUR C.V. to:   The Blond Bot Busters
                                                                                          c/o O'mund Online.
                     
should you not hear from us consider your applicaion unsuccessfull.



                                                                                   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 29, 2008, 07:18:43 PM
Sounds good to me.........come on guys, apply! apply! apply! Ye know ye want to.........
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Post by: Michael Alexander on April 29, 2008, 07:21:02 PM
Are there fringe benefits?

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 29, 2008, 07:24:13 PM
Send us your C.V. then we may negotiate any benefits that may apply.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 29, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
You get to wear an orange uniform.......  :buffo9:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 29, 2008, 07:40:04 PM
 :sorriso2:  with a little fringe.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 29, 2008, 07:51:10 PM
and a tassle...........

Anyone else interested in a job - application closing date........sometime soon
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Post by: Michael Alexander on April 30, 2008, 12:52:16 PM
ooooh! Orange...... tell me more....tell me more....

bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 30, 2008, 08:39:43 PM
The uniform is orange - with a fringe and a tassle..........oh and it shows off your best assett  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 01, 2008, 08:02:40 AM
Do you have that in 3xxxL  ?

:clean4:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 01, 2008, 09:35:30 AM
Our uniforms come in 2 sizes - small and smaller.............you still want the job?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 01, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
mmmh! I dunno..... I think I might feel a wee bit exposed......

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 01, 2008, 03:57:46 PM
You'll look great - come on; why not give it a go............on a trial basis - if nothing else, you'll have access to the free bar
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 04, 2008, 06:53:56 PM
Come now Michael give it a bash,I'm sure you'd fit into a small as they do have extendable waistbands..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 04, 2008, 08:52:27 PM
Me thinks Mikey has gone shy on us Diana -  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 04, 2008, 08:58:23 PM
It's winter out here now..... so I am more concerned about certain assets......   numberone
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 05, 2008, 12:36:12 PM
We don't have a problem fur-lining the uniform.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 05, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
I'm quite handy with a needle and thread - and can even arrange an inside pocket
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 05, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
For your tips..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 05, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
oooh! An inside pocket.... what would my peers think!

arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 05, 2008, 05:39:00 PM
Peers??? What peers - one man; one job.........and one pocket - for your tips or your socks!!!  swink
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Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 05, 2008, 05:44:17 PM
hi rhona, enjoy your weekend??

do you have veeerrrry small needles to knit with, try tooth picks, maybe still too big. those things shrink in cold!!!!
:emot19: :emot19: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 05, 2008, 05:47:43 PM
Oi! CHris... I thought you were on the side of the men.....? Beer and all.......   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 05, 2008, 05:59:23 PM
am on guys side, just tired of seeing  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip as i work in it all day.


hell stennie comes to cape town, has abraai 1km from my place with alan and goofy and dont even know i live here, fine mates they are.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 05, 2008, 06:01:00 PM
Don't take it personally Chris - I wasn't invited either..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 05, 2008, 06:01:44 PM
That was also strange for me... the night before I was braaing with Alan in Omund, asking where Stennie was...then the next night I go online, theres Alan and Stennie braaing in CPT.... Oranjemunders Braaing all over the world....

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on May 07, 2008, 12:28:09 PM
Is this something like tele-braai???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
 :emot111: Welcome back Rhona - I thought I was all alone on Bot duty this evening!

Pam - wouldn't you like to join the club - free drinks - just don't tell Mike! (I made sure he stocked the bar really well!)

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:29:28 PM
Hiya Michelle - 'You'll never walk alone la la la la '' especially when the bar is stocked  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
I'll get the first round - what will you be having?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:40:02 PM
  thnx  To start with I think I'll have..........uhm! a bottle of bud?

Pity we didn't get any takers for the waiters job - can you believe some people didn't want to wear the uniform...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 06:44:16 PM
One bud on it's way - would you like it in a glass or is the bottle okay?

People today - you know they just don't want to work! We tip so well, you'd think the people would be lining up for the job!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 06:58:49 PM
The bottle is just fine thanks - I think the boys are afraid we'd grab their bottoms as they bend over to pick up the empty bottles...........
My round - what you having?
  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 07:08:11 PM
Surprise me - I'm only a cyberdrinker!

I think the boys are afraid of us full stop!

thumper

They also know we'll drink them under the table!

quickdop

cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 07:43:52 PM
The surprise of the night - is two pints of 'Fat Frogs' - the easiest pint in the world to drink, with lashings of ice and a couple of straws...........you'll love it
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 09, 2008, 07:49:07 PM
Yum, delicious - thank-you! I'll just go and jump onto my lilypad now, hope I don't fall off and drown. Chuck me the straw if I end up in the water then I can use it as a snorkel!

thnx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 09, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
It's against the rules to swim after drinking or eating - as kiddies, we were told we could drown in a teaspoon of water - so under no circumstances were we allowed jump in the pool for at least 30 minutes after eating a hot pie from Coras.........course your brother-in-law always pushed that limit and would only wait 15 minutes!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 10, 2008, 01:31:55 AM
yeeeahhhhh ive found the bar........not sure about the drinks though....fat frogs?????   think ive just become t total.......... cl1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 13, 2008, 05:34:02 PM
Were there realy 30 of us on line to-day or do we have BOTS attacking      shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Hold the fort Rhona and Michelle. I have some T.V. programs to watch.    Will leave the key to the bar under the mat.
Back later.        :emot182:   My attire while watching T.V. so that I'm on the same "plak" as you guys when I get back and don't forget to look out for the...... shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 06:37:20 PM
T.V. Programmes!!! when there's a site under attack......what you watching???  I think the fine weather has everyone running for the beach....come on ladies -  motorbike  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 07:23:09 PM
I'd also like to know what is so good to watch that she thinks she can leave the rest of us on bot watch!

Anyone else out there watching American Idol? Shannon's upset Brooke is out and I think Cameron is going to be disappointed next time as I think Jason (Dreds) time is limited!

Rhona - please no more of those Fat Frogs this evening - Mike was ready to ban me from the pc!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:31:56 PM
Tell Mike he's not the boss of you....and I promise you now - no fat frogs.......hey here's an idea; how about a night of Sprite - no! no! no! let's crack open a few cans of cream soda - I love that stuff.

American Idol - is that anything like X - Factor?

Come on Diana - what you watching; are you a soap addict?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 07:44:46 PM
Not much of a fizzy cooldrink fan so I think I'll stick to the jug of orange, papaya and apple juice in the fridge - really lekka stuff made by Tang.

Don't worry Mike knows who wears the pants in this house - it's just that he gets a bit possesive about the pc!

American Idol - they had a British one a couple of years ago that Will Young won - Pop Idols? Simon Cowell is one of the judges? Ring any bells? Nothing like X-Factor - unless the singing is really bad you're too scared too look at the tv!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:46:56 PM
Ah yes now I know the show..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 13, 2008, 07:50:59 PM
'FAT FROGS"





























'
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:52:49 PM
You ever heard of them???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 07:54:37 PM
Am I missing the plot Mike S? What's with the wide open spaces?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 07:57:54 PM
I thought there was a wide space as well - but was too polite to ask...........thought he might have did it by an accident or maybe spilled his beer.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:00:44 PM
Lucky me, I don't have to be polite - remember Mike S wants to borrow our scanner!

:36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 08:02:37 PM
Better mind he doesn't spill beer on it.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:13:55 PM
Maybe I must lend him a bib!
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 13, 2008, 08:19:17 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:00:44 PM
Lucky me, I don't have to be polite - remember Mike S wants to borrow our scanner!

:36_2_35:
heard you and shadow are best buddies
whats up, thought shadow was Mikes dog
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:23:26 PM
Yes, well you know how it goes! I didn't want another puppy and Mike promised to do everything for it, didn't last long - but at least Shadow will protect me from the forces of evil!

:emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
There's forces of evil????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 13, 2008, 08:35:16 PM
Yes - in the form of Mike S!

:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 08:37:50 PM
  :36_8_1: stay back - Mr. Evil force.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 13, 2008, 08:47:23 PM
 BierSuip   BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip   


Hellllooooooo  it's me   Dinky Di   barb1

Evil Forces what? where? when? Who?  shooter     thumper    get him
OH its Little Mike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 13, 2008, 08:50:47 PM
Mike S is trying to scare us - he must think he's dealing with a bunch of girls.........Oh wait - he is dealing with a bunch of girls; but not your ordinary girls...........Oh no - we are the bot fighting - pole dancing - super sexy babes that mind this site from evil forces..........oh and Bots of course
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
Attention Ladies:  Sandy B has applied for the position as waiter. He will be sending his measurements on to Michelle to have his uniform made. Michelle please remember to make the winter uniform slightly longer and wider as it needs to be fur lined.

I have done a stock take of the bar and we need to restock immediatly,running very low on Beer and wine. Oh and Michelle polished off all our apple juice and paw-paw juice was it.  Michael please make sure this is done by morning or ELSE.

Oh well Bot Squad lets raise our glasses to SANDY B      quickdop   quickdop   

    shooter   shooter  nearly missed the little bot creeping along here.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 08:23:39 PM
 :emot112_2:  :emot112_2:  :emot112_2:

congrats Sandy - will get to work on your uniform asap!

Diana - it's orange, papaya and apple - don't want Sandy getting the wrong thing! We're also low on lilypads for the fat frogs.

Michael's in bed reading - will pass the message onto him when I creep into bed.

I thought Pam had all the bots under control!

shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 08:30:03 PM
Its Pams eyesight you know....missed one she did.
I think you should go with the brighter Orange fabric for the uniform , its far more becoming.
The Lily Pads I leave a memo for Rhona.


All tucked up in bed reading.....Ag Moeder.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 08:32:58 PM
Should I go for bronze or gold tassles?
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Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 08:49:02 PM
Can we have the tassles made of elastic - that way he can't get away from us..........  :emot98:
and Michelle - don't forget the toothfloss for the back of the uniform!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 08:51:35 PM
Tooth floss?  I've lost you Rhona.......am I being blond here.

I think bronze elastic  tassles, gold is sooo  last season.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 08:53:14 PM
I was thinking we could make the uniform in 'thong' style and so toothfloss for the back!!!  :culo1:
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 08:56:34 PM
Bronze tassles it is then, should go nicely with the burnt orange I had in mind!

How much material do you think we're going to be needing here?

Here's where we need an avatar with a piece of elastic going boing,boing,boing!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 08:58:25 PM
  :emot19: stop mocking the staff - he'll quit before he has even served us our first drinks
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 15, 2008, 09:02:37 PM
Who said I was mocking????? I take the uniform making business very seriously!

:emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Serious indeed.  Just a piece of fabric about the size of a hanky will do, I like the burnt orange idea.
Don't worry about Sandy, his quite excited that we accepted his application and his used to walking around without a shirt . I do think we should send him for a few sunbed sessions though. Rhona did you get my memo regarding the lilypads?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:27:31 PM
Lillypads? No Diana........what was the memo?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
A couple of posts up..we've run out of stock
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Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:33:55 PM
Run out of stock??? Get that Mikey fella out of bed..........who ever heard of running out of stock on a Thursday
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
HEY YOU  GIRLS TALKING ABOUT ME AND  PRESSGANGING ME INTO A WIATER JOB FOR THE ALL NIGHTBAR ??..  OK I KNOW DIANA ONLY WANTS ME TO WEAR A HANKEY ..  OK HEIGHT  1.75 M WAIST  73CM  HIPS 75 CM  CHEST 90 CM  ARMS SKINNY  FLESH  SLOWLY BIODEGRADING  BUT  WHO CARES ?? ITS STILL  A REASONABLE PACKAGE ..  AS  LONG  AS YOU  LOT DONT  DESIGN A BUNNYBOY  OUTFIT OK ?? THAT REMINDS ME ..  I SHULD GET BACK TO GYM TO KEEP MESELF AT LEAST MODERATELY TONED .. HELPS OFFSET THE EFFECTS OF  BOOZE AND CIGGIES ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:37:48 PM
I've manged to hide a few bottles of brew for us that actualy stay up after 100 posts.

@Sandy  will also offset the burnt Orange nicely. After gym you have your sunbed sessions
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:40:22 PM
just spray  me with bronzer .. that way I will  be  ORANGE ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 15, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
More like an OOMPA LOOMPA
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:43:54 PM
Are YOU mocking the staff
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Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:49:55 PM
Oh yes and by the way ..  my Hail Mary friend Diana who got Georg Snr to lock down my bar .. has now got me relegated to sipping white "whine"  tonight .. went down to the local for a Pizza and managed to  have some passable red .. and then home ,, to face up to  you lot .. and  yes  ahve  funn ...  Oh well it at least ahs  an alcohol content andwill garauntee a nice sleep
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:51:22 PM
Hey Rhona .. I am not oompy  lumpy yet  .. Diana can vouch for that ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 09:55:57 PM
Yeah I can. Sandy if we use bronzer and you go all orange we won't need a uniform we can just have a naked waiter.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:57:43 PM
At least an orange codpiece for my " jewells " ?? please ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 09:59:53 PM
Rhona's dead quiet on this one  Diana ... ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 15, 2008, 10:00:54 PM
I noticed........she's underage you know.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 10:23:56 PM
@ Dianna .. Just noticed Rhona gone to bed .. sensible girl ..  Me getting worried about me .. drinking too much, smoking too much .. not taking the care I should be ... suppose its the strain me taking  at the moment  and not having my loved one looking out for me  and keeping the reckless side of me in check  ,You never met Johnno  but then again thats what he was ..my mirror  my reality check  pretty much what your Steve is to you .. .. but then again its no excuse .. mother nature has been exceedingly kind to me ,, giving me a so called bulletproof body.. that has actually thrived on  good stress , moderate to excessive partying ... etc etc ... I still cannot believe i am  where I am  timewise .. keep on pinching myself to do the  reality check ... and yes keep on  with the waiter outfit for the all night bar ..  by the way  .. I notice george Snr is very quiet at the moment .. ???? club duvet calls XX
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 15, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
In closing in  my white whine induced haze .. I  have never took notice of the Bot attack topic  untill Rhona  alerted me to it  .. Just how the hell did I get voted on to being the all night barman with the sunbed body  and the bronze tassles and hopfully an orange codpiece  ??  just wait till you good men log on ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:06:14 PM
Sandy where are you? We have guests here and nobody to serve the drinks! I guess I'll just have to stand in again until you decide to pitch for work. I hope you're going to be booking short hours for this evening and that this is not going to be a regular occurence!

idontknow

Place your orders people, Georg sr is back so the cellar should be open and fully stocked!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 16, 2008, 07:12:34 PM
You no,like they say good help is hard to find. We'll just have to help ourselves in the meantime....... BierSuip  BierSuip
We can start with a beer each. Maybe Daddy Georg will come and strut his stuff for us,I do believe he has an orange g.string.   Lets look busy  shooter  shooter  shooter  while it's just you and me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
Don't worry, I've got your back covered! Can you find any lime juice to go with the beer? Will have to start making a list again!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 16, 2008, 07:23:28 PM
I put a dash of lime in......just a quick moment here for me. My dad always drank a windhoek draft with a dash of lime, I've not heard of anybody else drinking beer that way. I drank it at his wake (sp) and on the 1st anniversary this year. A very special drink to me.  OK my moments past now.   So I take it you've got Sandy's measurements and have started his uniform,I don't think he gave a measurement for the length. This could be a problem.

shooter   looking busy
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:35:45 PM
My dad always drinks lime with his beer! Not that he drinks beer that often, mostly only on a hot day when he comes home from work.

Yes, Sandy posted his details for all to see yesterday - length, yes that could be a problem. I shall have to wait for him before I can begin! Luckily it shouldn't take me too long considering it's not very big!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
Psst, be on the lookout - Adriaan has just logged on!

:emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 16, 2008, 07:44:26 PM
 :emot77:   :emot77:   We must watch that one!!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:46:31 PM
Perhaps we should just ply him with some of Rhona's Fat Frogs and then he won't know what hit him!

Hey there Adriaan, how are you? Fancy a drink - it's non-alcoholic, simply devine!

cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 16, 2008, 07:49:10 PM
Doesn't Adriaan drink?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 16, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
Of course he does, but if he thinks it's non-alcoholic he'll drink a lot more, therefore get drunk a lot quicker!

Then maybe he'll give me a break tomorrow in Spar!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 16, 2008, 10:07:19 PM
Firstly .. Diana .. what the .. ??? happened to you .. you look like one of the Adams family ??  Michele  yes I missed my duty call ..  I had dinner guests .. just got them out the door ... but then again  all I  have is a hankey  and no orange codpiece to wear .. Length ?? the length of what ?? my frame ??? ..  me not  that tall ...  more than enough fabric on any bargain buy ... On the subject of Georg Snr .. he has  got custody of the cellar keys till it all matures .. the wine or us ?? I'm in a corner  here .. dint quite know .. but  then again dont pick  an argument with Snr ..he gets his way while letting  you think you  got  your  way ... clever man ..  As for  beer with a dash of lime .. aah! pure pleasure ..  Diana .. Fred had good taste .. I still ask for a beer with a dash of lime every so now and again ...  I get this  strange look but they comply with my request ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 16, 2008, 11:11:48 PM
pssst! Sandy - I think they want measurements for the length of your......uhm.......you know.........ahem.......your uhm.....your wobbly bits......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 16, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
jewells ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 17, 2008, 02:41:24 AM
sandy ol mate rhona"s onto something here!!!!

oiii!!! is there a vacancy for a bar help??

i volenteer as long as u have a charger for the batterys in my chest so i dont short circuit.........pole dancers not to close pleez. wherezzz paula, diana, michele?????????????  jammy girls all hiding away i see .
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 07:53:31 AM
Well lookee here - all of a sudden when Diana & Michelle are measuring up the 'jewels'; everyone wants a job; there's an interview process, you know - each of us get to ask you a question and then we discuss the answer amongst us and the highest number of yes votes mean you're employed..............still want the job?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 17, 2008, 08:04:57 AM
I have to decline, due to pressure of all these better looking blokes applying for the Job!...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:06:14 AM
Don't be modest Mike - we know why you're declining
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 03:19:25 PM
I am the Adams Family there. I do a good fancy dress hey.

To late she cried to all you wanna be waiters, the position has been filled by Sandy B. You all had your chance applications were open for 3 weeks.

Sandy I told you to go to sunbed session's but no,bronzer he says, see what happens when you don't listen. Michelle will adjust the "Cod thingy" later to-nite.The problem with the fit would be because you never sent us the measurements of your eeerrr uuummm "wobbly bits", "jewels","Pecker" uurrr  "wachamacallit"
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Hiya Diana - I just LOVE the fancy dress - absolutely brilliant; you look superb and the smallest looks way too cute.

All of a sudden the position is filled and the boys see the fun and fuss being made over Sandy; now they all want to be part of it - Hah!!! We got Sandy and we be keeping him.............'3 Beers there my good man; and sure you may as well have one yourself -  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  Cheers, ladies''
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 07:52:15 PM
Fancy dress just love it,thats my thing almost like a hobby. Never hire costumes, like to concoct my own. Little one is the grand-daughter at about 1yr old. Aren't I just the coolest bot squad granny ever.      hoolahoop1


BierSuip  discodance   BierSuip   discodance   BierSuip  our waiter should be comming on duty soon.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 07:55:10 PM
Where do you get your ideas? The smallest must just love going to her grans.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 08:08:09 PM
I look after her so have her from 9 -5 Mom to Fri. She's 3 now so we have great fun doing art work  ect. I'm quite the arty farty type therefore my strangeness.  Ideas they just happen,done many outfits for the kids and myself (not sewing..I don't sew) I use make-up and rubbish like eggboxes,old fur off slippers, foil, cardboard paint glitter ect.
Also enjoy making props out of nothing eg; pizza oven, dukebox, thatched bar for a beach party theme,time machine for a BLast from the Past party. Just love themes give me a theme to work on and I'm happy. Did a lot functions for fundraising. My claim to fame was doing the New Year decor for Quay Four "Waterfront Resturaunt" on 3 occasions. Why am I rambling on here..........BOTS GET THEM GET THEM  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Hey! I was in the Quay Four restaurant a couple of times while on holidays last October - really nice place and the food is to die for............Please post some photos of your work - To me you are not strange; just loving life - good for you..........a woman after my own heart as I too love the arty stuff...........bloody bots - we are having a conversation and a sociable beer; so p*ss off or we'll  shooter  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 08:36:21 PM
Ja p*ss off now  shooter  shooter  shooter


Will do a topic in the hobbies section some time.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 08:40:46 PM
Oh please do - with loads of pics..........

What part of p*ss off - don't you understand Bots???  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 08:44:20 PM
Quat Four does the best Calamari.

Well some people think that if you don't conform you strange.  Bloody hell these bots are everywhere to-nite    thumper  shooter  thumper  shooter


Help Rhona call for backup     :emot19_2:    Koos (Charlie) where are you....over and out
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 17, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
Geeezzzz I'm I alone here. shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

:emot19_2:      alpha beta charlie...... Koos come in .....over and out      quickdop   shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 17, 2008, 10:49:44 PM
Koos - where the hell are you when we need you  shooter  shooter  shooter shooter  aaaaaahhhhh! time for a beer I think  BierSuip - you can go back to sleep now Charlie; I handled the pressure
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 18, 2008, 07:04:47 AM
Notice I was missing while you fending off  Bots ?? its the fake tan .. toxic stuff ... actually not ,, decided to have an internet free evening ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Koos on May 18, 2008, 07:48:49 AM
sorry ladies was fighting a rear guard action in the trenches.
i think these bots are closet bulls, all disappeared after stormers game but reappeared after bulls thrashed cheathas.

managed to get home, but suffering from heavy injuries.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 18, 2008, 07:50:09 AM
Sandy - don't worry about being missing while we fend off the Bots - after all we are highly skilled Bot fighting machines; all we want from you is to keep the drinks on hand ans stand around looking lovely....and of course when the intelligent conversation starts to flow - please feel free to join in.

@ Koos - would those be head injuries by any chance???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 18, 2008, 08:05:38 AM
Morning fellow botters,I see the reinforcements arrived this morning. Sandy as Rhona said all you need to do is serve  us drinks and look hunky. Koos take a grandpa works well for hangovers.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 18, 2008, 08:13:48 AM
What's a grandpa - is he any relation to a grandma???
'Hair of the dog' is yer only man if suffering
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 18, 2008, 08:18:42 AM
It"s a headache powder,very bad for your stomach (I drink it with 2 glasses of water) only thing that works for me.

Luckly I can handle my drink and don't get to many hangovers.    :36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 18, 2008, 08:26:42 AM
feel like i drank the fake tan junk  and I dont think granspa works for that .. .. actually was very good last night after friday nights episode ..  guests out the door at 12:30 qnd then me did  the net for about another hour .. felt tired sat morn .. day got  kind of wasted ..  got my one arm one leg painter here today .. finished the roof .. now he working on the front of the house .. scraping and then a fresh coat of paint ... to brighten things up ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 18, 2008, 08:30:25 AM
Ah yes - the ol' hang-over..........for those that do not know or who are interested:

A hangover is due partly to poisoning by the toxic chemicals into which alcohol is converted by the body and the other components of the alcoholic drink, and partly to the body's reaction to withdrawal from alcohol. The symptoms of a hangover are similar to those of withdrawal, namely a throbbing headache, nausea, and maybe even vomiting. Thus consuming more alcohol ("hair of the dog") may help by blunting some of these symptoms, but will only aggravate the symptoms once the liver breaks the alcohol down, because the body will have additional toxins to deal with.
Even though all your buddies may suggest this cure; physicians do not recommend 'hair of the dog' treatments for hangovers.


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 18, 2008, 08:27:06 PM
Looking good Sandy, that "cod thingy " is a much better fit now that Michelle worked through the nite to alter it.
Thanx, that draught and lime was good,you can bring me another.....err Rhona what will you be having?

On your way to the bar there you pot off those 3 bots will you    shooter   shooter   shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 18, 2008, 08:37:29 PM
Aah !  better fit ..  ...  another lager and lime dearheart ? me going off duty in five mins .. so its last round unles you can find someone else to run the bar .. me found another source of shiraz seeing that Georg still got the keys to the cellar .. still tring  to work out  what  he  meant by keeping   the key till maturity settles in .. the wine or Us ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 18, 2008, 08:41:00 PM
castle and lime pleez..... last round then club duvet cheers cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 18, 2008, 08:44:13 PM
Ok then Chris I'll have a last drink with you......so now that it's just you and me here, who's your new best friend then?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on May 18, 2008, 08:46:02 PM
a perfect cure for a hangover------stay pissed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 18, 2008, 09:04:27 PM
Hence - 'hair of the dog' or in other words - more of the same, please..............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 19, 2008, 04:51:02 PM
hey di not new best friend ,, best friends 4 25 years already.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 19, 2008, 06:22:20 PM
425 years - how old did you say you were Chris?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 19, 2008, 06:36:34 PM
gee first must teach u diff between actor character and now between the number 4 and spelling of four but now have forgotten how to spell four..............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2008, 08:17:32 PM
and now the time has come (hic) I did it my way (hic)   BierSuip

where's that swexy barman of ours (hic)    BierSuip
discodance   discodance  discodance  discodance  discodance


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 19, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
SAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....................Diana's serving herself, get in here quick..........wait for me Diana  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 19, 2008, 08:41:53 PM
Im here .. goodness she's uncontrollable ... we just going to have to step back and let her  do down downs on her  own .. she can face the consequences in the mornin.. I hope the grand daughter is very demanding  while she trying to detox  and deal with a throbbing  head , and we will also hide the grandpa headache powders away .. rough justice .. we will just sup gently in a corner and watch her  OK ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 19, 2008, 08:46:24 PM
Sounds like a good plan 99 - pull out the comfy cushions cause I reckon we're in for a long night...Shiraz - I presume?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2008, 08:49:12 PM
 hoolahoop1     hoolahoop1

Lets get the party started Sandy refill please

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 19, 2008, 08:58:08 PM
Rhona ..  look  at  it .. she is in a bad way .. the  flow ,  it  sounds like a stormwater drain ... I see two  bent poles already .. maybe even better  we just quietly slip away .. she will have to  clean up the mess a 05:00 .. I'm still not  that domesticated , especially after a party .. If I could i would step around the mess for  a day or two till the  cleaners come in ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2008, 09:00:15 PM
Huba huba
poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 19, 2008, 09:10:12 PM
Wait for me Sandy - I'm sneaking out as well, incase I end up on clean-up duty.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2008, 09:12:53 PM
 gnite  I aint cleaning up. Dalene has just arrived we'll leave it to her.    :sorriso2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 19, 2008, 09:19:12 PM
Aah ! you 2 or 3 ?/ wait  double  vision .. ok  vision  cleared  .. you  multi visions  cheering  me up ...  Rhona  time  to  flee ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 19, 2008, 09:20:27 PM
  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 19, 2008, 09:23:57 PM
Diana just passed out ?? and Rhona saying gnight ?/ Oh shit me gonna  have to do the  cleaning ..  I'm running ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 20, 2008, 07:54:27 AM
You three  -  get back in here and clean up right now!

Do I sound like your mothers? 

I can still see Sandy's spurs as he dug in heels last night....  dust cloud 'n all behind him .....  Diana is still looking for her head    ......   Rhona's gotta dig into the archives of her own book to get to the thread and weaving plots of her own story.

Naughty lotta kids  -  you would think they all came from Oranjemund!?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 20, 2008, 08:00:07 AM
Geez, what happened here last night?

I sure ain't gonna clean it up, I wasn't even there!

yesno

Haven't you heard of styrofoam cups? (Why do I think I'm going to get a lecture now?)

:emot26:

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 20, 2008, 08:35:25 AM
Next time, no cups or glasses for them three!   Straight from the bottle....

     "shayz me"
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 20, 2008, 11:14:52 AM
They made me do it................
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 20, 2008, 12:06:06 PM
What happened last nite,I wasn't even there.        idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 20, 2008, 01:27:02 PM
Me  innocent  of  any  coercion  ... people  just like  to  sit  chat  and  drink with  me ..
And  Yes .. Diana   you were  definitely  there .. how    else would  there  be  two  bent  poles ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 20, 2008, 01:30:09 PM
Was that not you perhaps showing your strength.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 20, 2008, 02:02:16 PM
I'm no musclemary  and dont have to prove anything ,  so  no  bending of  poles  required ..  ..  It  was  you  swinging   madly  from  pole  to  pole  in  a  figure of 8 motion ..  that  manouvre  requires  toughened  poles  as  the  sudden  release  and  grab  of  the  next one  exerts  a  lot of G  forces  .. simple  science .. but    clever  you  did  not want  to listen  to  us two  supping  gently  on  the sidelines ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 20, 2008, 02:52:02 PM
Uhum  -  when you lot have sorted out who the pole bender was .....  you still have a job to finish  -  that cleaning up one.  Remember?

Sidelines, my foot!  Sandy & Rhona  -  the insigators of this chaos are now the two innocent babes, it seems!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 20, 2008, 03:57:24 PM
geez dalene give that lot ahand and they take the whole arm.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 20, 2008, 05:07:54 PM
If it were only the arm  -  they took the whole of me!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 20, 2008, 08:31:14 PM
Bar's very quiet  and still filthy .. me lying  low  and looks like Rhona also lying low ..  both afraid of further chastisement .. as for Diana .. still recovering ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 21, 2008, 12:37:01 AM
maybe diana is trying to get directions home from chill out.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 10:08:27 AM
17 guests online - where is the bot squad - calling for backup, calling for backup!!!!

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

Help!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 01:10:58 PM
I'm here, I'm here..... shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
thumper  We take no prisoners
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 21, 2008, 01:15:04 PM
im here 'paceing around' :emot98:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 04:06:42 PM
  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 05:27:56 PM
 shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 05:55:45 PM
Hey you are a violent lot   thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 06:02:26 PM
We loves you Daddy Georg       e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 06:07:04 PM
Methinksloves U 2 e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 06:09:23 PM
 shooter  shooter  shooter

Hey, whilst you lot are blowing kisses around we are getting shot at over here! Can I have a bit of help please!

Oh, and Sandy, I'll have a drink please - surprise me!

BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
I can multi task      shooter   e154  shooter  e154



Sandy when you've finished that other task I gave you you can pop in here and serve us.  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 06:13:37 PM
Me too

shooter :emot19: shooter :emot19:

This is very thirsty work though Sandy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 06:30:20 PM
It looks like the bots have got to my pc, damn thing froze and I had to reboot! I think we're going to have to call for backup here

Rhona, Pam - get your butts in here now!

shooter  madashell  shooter  madashell
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 06:36:23 PM
 :emot19_2:  Alpha Beta Charlie              Koos the Angels need back up here.
Where's all the bodies and where's our barman.
shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 06:36:58 PM
 shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 06:40:15 PM
They started attacking us, what were we to do???????

Diana, Mike, you'll have to hold down the fort for 10 minutes whilst I get kids off to bed! Be back in 10 minutes!

Sandy, maybe that drink will be ready then???

cheers

shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
mmmmmmm want a beer Mike     :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
no thanks drinking cider tonight.
:buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 06:55:49 PM
Quote from: Mike Stenson on May 21, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
no thanks drinking cider tonight.

Agg nie, thats nie lekker nie, i want shiraz, Sandy go get a bottle for me and a glass for you
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 06:59:54 PM
  motorbike  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  BierSuip  shooter  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
Hey  -  t's not the time for a suiping spree  -  you gotta pitch in to protect our domain here!

shooter   shooter    shooter    shooter

Imported my own guard to keep them off my compie.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on May 21, 2008, 07:01:19 PM
I'll have a double whatever  every one else is having,got to keep up the battlefront


shooter



shooter                    quickdop                     yougogirl     Hey FULL  FORCE  GO! GO!   GO!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:03:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Stenson on May 21, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
no thanks drinking cider tonight.
:buffo9:

Don't be so rude I was just being friendly  quickdop

I see I have back -up Daleen and Pam.     poledancing1  poledancing1

Sandy where the hell are you I can see you out there.

H>>>>>E>>>>>>R>>>>>>E>>>>>>S        Rhona   hoolahoop1




come now will you all stop posting for second so I can get my post in. Keep getting that red writing when I want to post
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:03:43 PM
How come you get a bottle and Sandy only gets a glass? Mind you, you'll be lucky if you get anything tonight the service is terrible!

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 07:09:34 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:03:43 PM
How come you get a bottle and Sandy only gets a glass? Mind you, you'll be lucky if you get anything tonight the service is terrible!

Thats simple, i mean well for Sandy since he must go to work, meretiredlazybuggercandrinkallnight  meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 07:10:49 PM
whats rude about cider
quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 07:13:07 PM
Nothing rude about cider  -  it's the things you say and do after you had it that might be rude   -  not as smooth as the aftermath of the shiraz these lot are ordering.    iknow 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on May 21, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
WHERE'S  MY DOUBLES??? C'MON,  WHERE'S THAT   SO-CALLED BARMAN,METHINKS WE SHOULD GET ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!


A 'FITTER' ONE!!! AND P'RAPS A BIT OLDER???? ONE WITH EXPERIE swinkANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
hoolahoop1


laughpoint








   :
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 07:14:36 PM
I see Sandy has buggered off, shame on him, wants to preserve the Shiraz, ok Thats me off too, lets see my Cabernet Sauvignon from France

Slaap Lekker

Georg
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:21:00 PM
Sandy is your uniform too tight - or are all these ladies slapping your  arse as you move among us??? Hey Mike S; you wanna job - uniform supplied and after hour drinks for free...you also get to serve us ladies
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:27:02 PM
Nothing rude about cider.....I offered you a beer you supposed to say.....Thanx  and admire my sexyness  poledancing1
As for Sandy i think I'll have to call him into my office and give him a written warning.
A pic of Rhona and I in action one nite after you all deserted as and we had to fight off 57 Bot's. Charlie (Koos) gave us a medal you know.  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:30:00 PM
 :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 07:35:13 PM
at last,
been waiting all year for a job offer from the bot squad.
when can i start
BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip
shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:35:50 PM
Well I'm off to the bar now, anyone want to share a bottle of Jagermeister? It's just out of the freezer!

cheers
 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:39:36 PM
You know I spent all that time and effort on Sandy's uniform and he only wore it for a couple of shifts - Diana I think we're going to have to amend our contract and bring in a period of probation before making anyone permanent again.

yesno

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:41:51 PM
Easy now.............don't be so hasty - first you got to get into that uniform; and then you got to serve us and then we discuss whether you can stay or not..........and WE decide when the bar closes and when you're allowed free drinks.............now - get into that uniform............whoo! hoo!  
Wait Michele - we have a new bar mar...............so that's abottle of Jagermeister and a Fat Frog - Diana; Pam; Dalene; Cherry - what do you guys want........let's see what this new guy is made of......let the probation begin

Oh and Mikey - no complaining when we slap your  arse ........or you're outa here
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 07:44:21 PM
Beer and beer and then a Jagermeister double shooter  -  thank you!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:45:24 PM
Are you writing this all down Mike S?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:46:52 PM
I'll have a triple mudslide.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2008, 07:47:50 PM
slap my  arse! i think i am really going to enjoy this job.
discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 07:48:20 PM
Here you go my dear, and the bottle is still sealed....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
Why my dear MIchael you joining us to-nite.     e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:50:35 PM
Luckily I know where the real thing is! Plus quite a few other bottles of drink - what time did you say you'd be home again? Better make sure I get rid of all the evidence!

Mike S - how am I going to walk past you in Spar again? slap my  arse!  idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
Two bar men - that means we should get the drink doubly fast..........  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

And no touching our weapons while we're drinking.........only the Bot Squad are trained to handle  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 07:52:25 PM
There is much wailing and gnashing of teeth here at Spar tonight, just made hamburgers for the guys here 2nite.... reckon about 10h30.....be home....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 07:54:41 PM
Hope those hamburgers weren't like the ones your mom & my dad made one time!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:55:11 PM
Yeah Rhona and I are the weapon handlers......Charlie said.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
So is Michael R going to be staying longer?

Enjoy your  feedme

Hey Alfie - how was your AFC?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 07:59:23 PM
Sound like a football club.    Anyway baby brothers aren't allowed here, they should be asleep.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
Go to sleep Alfie - there's nothing to see here..........honest!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 08:05:14 PM
A new comer BERTIE lets nab him.


Our Sandy is having problems connecting to the site.........we can't fire him yet.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 21, 2008, 08:07:26 PM
Hey, who wants to nab what where, now.  Down girls!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
Hey guys don't be rude - Alfie could be quite helpful in protecting against the bots you know!

AFC = African Fried Chicken, I happened to bump into Lientjie and Sinead there whilst buying supper.

Talking about football - who's watching the game tonight? I'm too lazy to get up and turn the tv on! What's the score?

catchball

Hey, Sandy has joined us - welcome back, I think!

bravo  bravo  bravo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:10:47 PM
Anyway, Alfie only seems interested in the ship wreck tonight!

He doesn't know what he's missing!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
Hang around Bertie, wait till the rest of the Bot squad see you. This is where we drink and be merry on the site. You most welcome if you look anything like your father.  mmmmmmmm sounds like our uniform might just fit you.




Alfie knows whats good for him, his visiting me soon
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:13:33 PM
Would that be visiting as in here in the Bot Squad or down in Cape Town?

:36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:14:22 PM
Match is a draw........Man United 1-1 Chelsea...........we are talking about the Champions League final aren't we?

@ Alfie - we're sorry come in and have a beer...........you should just see this new bar man running around the place
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 08:15:01 PM
Phew .. you lot been having fun  . no  me not  slefish with the shiraz or anything .. I was effectively locked out of the site for most of this evening ..  slow as hell to  get on  and then rejected me on   log on  and when logged on could not send messages < Mike those damm emoticons where doing it again !!> Strangely enough i could get onto my banking site .. hotmail etc but not here < who's locking me out ?? >   Ok  I'm here  and apologise for being late ...  all buffed  up and uniformed ..   what now .. you  all  well on your way  from  what i see .. it was definitely a self service evening  with no barmanto say " I think you  ahd  enough Marm or Sir ...  are the poles still intatc .. i had to get the  engineers in  to straighten them out and  Contra kleen to  tidy up the  bar the  other  morning  at my  expense ..  you  owe me ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 08:17:31 PM
Whow  .. up to  speed .. must ahve  been the  threat to Laptop to dunk it in a bath of hot water ... click on .. click send .. click receive ??  who  sabotaged me  .. come  on  out  with you >>>
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:18:56 PM
Rhona - yes, thats the match I'm on about, how much longer to go? I'll need to send my man united gardener an sms either way!

Sandy - so sorry to hear about your drama's - and I thought I was the only one that battled with pc's! We'll make sure we tip extra tonight to cover your expenses!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:20:44 PM
 About 14 minutes left............. I'll keep you updated
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 08:21:06 PM
@Alfie.... careful broer..it's a trap...they gonna dress you up all funny that even your mummy is gonna laugh at you... :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:22:25 PM
You're just jealous you never got the job!

Thanks Rhona!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 08:24:04 PM
U wenches could'nt afford me.... thats why....   giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 08:25:26 PM
His back our boy is back....now we have 3 barmen. BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

Alfie or rather Alfred is underage, no drinking. He will be in Cape Town, I see his not listening to us , was always stubborn that one.

Oh no Michael his mommy would never laugh at him.

It has come to my attention that all who log on to-nite are here in our bar........must be us  poledancing1 poledancing1

NEVER AFFORD YOU    :emot19:    TELL ME ANOTHER ONE
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:27:44 PM
Oh Mr. Waiter...............a few fat frogs for my friends please

7 minutes.........still a draw
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:30:49 PM
I've just got up and put the tv on - Man U don't look very happy with themselves!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 08:32:02 PM
I thought ony Mommies dressed their kids up funny  and patted them on  the head and  said " dont worry  youre special " get very worried if thats ever said to you .. @ Mike   of  course they could not afford you ..  the girls pay the barmen for by the Kg  .. a  kind of a meat market scenario ..  and double bargain .. ask  any of the old timers I was a damm good barman ,fast efficient .. polite .. and could take a ten round pour it and say the price ( ask Ronnie Emery we both had the same skill )  so the thirsty  folk got their drinks quicker which meant that  that they could  run back   to  the  bar sooner  ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:33:57 PM
Okay Mr. Memory man - if you can remember drinks - what does my mom drink???

Looking like extra time Michele - hope it goes to penalties
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 08:37:58 PM
Thats our boy ,we trained you well.

Chelsea is going to take it in extra time, they playing the better football.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 21, 2008, 08:39:16 PM
Sandy...u go with Brandy and Ginger.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 08:39:28 PM
Yep - pleeaaase Chelsea! Not another Man U double - arrrggghhh!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 08:40:27 PM
Rhona .. now you being  unkind   that was  30 + years ago .. how  many  grey cells have i frazzled in  the  meantime >>  dont forget my run-ins with Jd carboardcutouts  and others .. a long and  eventful span of years of mischief ...    so  cruel ...  I'm now a  crushed kitty ..
Hemlock  for your nightcap  I'm afraid to say .. will disguise  it  as a snazzy  cocktail  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:42:02 PM
Seems like it's only the ladies that watch soccor -

COME ON UNITED.....lalalalala

@ Mike - my mom will be impressed with you  bighug  as for you Sandy - hang your head in shame!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 21, 2008, 08:42:45 PM
Thanks ladies for the football info - and here's me expecting to hear it from the guys! What do they know!

You are going to have to excuse me now but my bed is calling and Shadow won't stop bothering Shannon - so it's off to bed for him as well - with me of course seeing as Mike's still at Spar!

I'll have to put the tv on in the room to catch the end of the match!

Goodnight all, see you all tomorrow - and please don't wreck the place again!

e154

Mike A - straight home now see - not past Don E!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 08:46:23 PM
Rhona ,, you  avoiding me .. I  got your  nightcap all  ready and mixed .. I promise its  delicious ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 08:52:31 PM
I think I've had enough to drink tonight; but thanks Sandy - why don't you have it yourself! go on; put your feet up and have THAT special nightcap yourself
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:03:20 PM
I've not Known our Rhona to reject a drink. What's wrong baby,you got a runny tummy?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:04:57 PM
Am I in your dogbox Rhona ...?? maybe pour it down the sink instead  and we make up over a nice glass of shiraz and  see if Diana is  going to  shipwreck herself  again tonight ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
No dogbox Sandy and no runny tummy Diana - anyone for an Irish coffee?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:10:18 PM
Why so proper?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:11:33 PM
Best idea yet .. Jamiesons I hope .. or you got a better Irish Whiskey to suggest ?? Now the Irish  will have double effect on Diana ..  a good  double ..  on top of  that .. the  caffiene .. she  be worse than a child in need of  ritalin ...  and  then  we can sit  back and watch the figure of eight pole dance ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:15:32 PM
Finish off the night in style Diana - that and I want to see you wreck the place again...  poledancing1
A double tot of Jameson; a spoon of coffee; a spoon of sugar - boiling water and a dollop of whipped cream.....come on Diana; can we tempt you?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:17:11 PM
 poledancing1  poledancing1  poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:20:36 PM
Hurrah Rhona  .. she taken  the  bait .. lets  sit  back and  watch  the  destruction ..  figures of 8 here  we  go .. you  got  the  cushions ready ??  we  settle down ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:21:20 PM
Whoo hoo! AND she's off............ and now we sit back on the comfy cushions and enjoy the show.........

PENALTIES.....................
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:27:22 PM
Penalties are .. we  enjoy watching her so much we get  carried away with time  get   extra  soused and wake up with  really fuzzy heads in the morning .. is it worth it ?/and then we get blamed for the mess ..  I think I'm going to flee ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:28:31 PM
Ronaldo MISSED!!!!  Oh yes, Chelsea!! I'm goinna get a drink!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:29:21 PM
3 -4   Chelsea
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:30:27 PM
Geeez Cole!!! yep 4 - 3 Chelsea!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:31:03 PM
Come on UNITED!!!

Pressure on......the deciding shot.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:31:38 PM
Nooooooo Terry you d**s!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
Sudden death - Chelsea under pressure
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:32:32 PM
Shee .. I missed that one .. forgot you  girls are soccer mad ...  Cherry i  was  blonde   as  a child  hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:33:18 PM
That you were honey!  My poor heart cannot take this!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
Unbelievable......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:34:51 PM
And thumper depression sets in!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:35:26 PM
  numberone United! United! lalalalala
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:36:00 PM
@#@##$$$$%%%%%^^^

Lets have a drink Cherry and drown our sorrows
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:37:05 PM
A drink - lots of drinks!  Ah well cheers Diana!  We - Arsenal - will take it next season - our time she is coming!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on May 21, 2008, 09:37:55 PM
Swigged the drink and now g'night all
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:39:04 PM
Now really getting  out of  hand in  here ...  what  to  do ??  squirt  them with  he  soda water ??  ought to cool them down ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2008, 09:39:30 PM
  quickdop ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:39:51 PM
 BierSuip  gnite   I have to follow soccor with Stephen in the house.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:41:23 PM
zzzzzzzzz  you all going to bed now?   I'm waiting for my daughter to get in. Guess I'll have to go to facebook.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 09:43:48 PM
Cath you there then, Diana!?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:45:08 PM
Be my friend, be my friend
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 09:46:52 PM
Ok  -  will locate you & do it!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 21, 2008, 09:49:51 PM
Oh my G*d I'm eager....done accept me, accept me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 21, 2008, 09:56:54 PM
The Zzzz is Rhona snoring .. actually  just brought back a  picture in my  mind .. Allan  Delaneys Mom came to visit  the family in Om .. well  16  + hours of travelling  made no diffs to Allan .. poor woman barely touched ground in Om that late afternoon and  here  was he showing her the town .. main attraction  sportsmans of course .. Goodness .. the family line ran strong , Allan  was definitely  his Mums boy  the resemblnce .. anyhow I recall her saying she was tired and Allan saying  Ahh! just one  more ..  well disaster struck .. Poor  Mum succumbed to tiredness  and a couple of scotches and next thing  there was she Zizzing away in one of  the easy chairs . and  loud  may i  say ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 21, 2008, 10:29:12 PM
Diana  -  just did!  Maatjies now!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Koos on May 22, 2008, 07:15:51 AM
what a massacre last night, well done bot squad i am proud of yer.
i think promotions are in order.


Rhona is promoted to Chief weapons instructor
Diana... Chief of the attilery
Michelle...Chief of munitions

Sandyb 5 straff doppe for being late.

Mike S you fired for ..... drinking on the job, being rude, leaving early, not thinking straight.


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 22, 2008, 08:17:42 AM
What's happened since I was online, is everyone talking to Koos now?!?

thumper :36_2_35: vampire
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 22, 2008, 08:42:54 AM
Wow Paula is online again, yes Koos is talking normal now and i presume he will reveal his identity soon.

Or we will just  yesno him
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2008, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 22, 2008, 08:17:42 AM
What's happened since I was online, is everyone talking to Koos now?!?



We Charlies Angels, Koos,  well his Charlie........no-body ever see's him.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 22, 2008, 01:31:42 PM
Quote from: georgswa on May 22, 2008, 08:42:54 AM
Wow Paula is online again, yes Koos is talking normal now and i presume he will reveal his identity soon.

Or we will just  yesno him

Shame "Dad" you seem to have got very aggresive since I was last online!

:emot19:

There I was thinking I'm the one that does the slapping around now this lot has got you also that they must watch out for  :emot19: vampire
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 22, 2008, 02:03:19 PM
Yes Paula, you must watch out for yourself, the luck of nicotine has funny effects on you........ spinningweed bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 22, 2008, 07:25:16 PM
open the bar rhonas arrived and adriaan and florrie and mike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 08:09:58 PM
A bit  late me .. went down to local for Pizza .. thought  of Diana .. theres lots of poles holding up the freeform tent ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 22, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
We're having a quiet nite to-night Sandy.......getting ready for the weekend; no matter how much I plead for a fat frog - please don't miss one for me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 08:19:03 PM
Yup .. nothing worse than having a hung over  friday  that ruins your Friday night .. I have  people over tomorrow night .. its always  a heavy night .. Charlie is another one who  puts on the staying boots .. difficult to get him out the door ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2008, 09:24:10 PM
I'm resting....got a big day ahead to-morrow     poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 22, 2008, 09:33:16 PM
I think we overdid it over the last couple of night........  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 09:38:09 PM
Yup,me had  slight tenderhead syndrome this morning ..  wondered if the fairies  or goblins had  decked the beter aprt of a bottie of vino ..  my  dry mouth and seedy feeling told me otherwise .. anyhow  slept the sleep of the innocent ... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2008, 09:50:06 PM
SShhhhhh    I said I'm resting,     talk softer.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 09:52:39 PM
...............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 22, 2008, 10:03:00 PM
oh noooo all the hangonovers im in for nov....lol..( not really i dont get them these days.....(sandy took them away for me bless him).. e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Koos on May 22, 2008, 10:08:07 PM
Quote from: Koos on May 22, 2008, 07:15:51 AM
what a massacre last night, well done bot squad i am proud of yer.
i think promotions are in order.


Rhona is promoted to Chief weapons instructor
Diana... Chief of the attilery
Michelle...Chief of munitions

Sandyb 5 straff doppe for being late.

Mike S you fired for ..... drinking on the job, being rude, leaving early, not thinking straight.





Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2008, 10:09:51 PM
It's Charlie he dropped by........stay in the shadows .   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2008, 10:11:52 PM
 gnite    me darlings.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 10:15:35 PM
Koos .. ek kon  net  nie  my  Vyf  straf doppe  vat  nie .  maar Charlie  my  goeie  vrind sal vir  my  in staan  , hy  is  'n  professionele  alkoholis ..   you  must  have  been   an  instructor in  the  army  to  mention  straf doppe ??   straf draf .. straf Pt   ens ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 22, 2008, 10:17:16 PM
now i am back can i please have a position...... e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 10:20:18 PM
assistant  to  barman ..  or self service  monitor when ther no  barman around ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 22, 2008, 10:22:11 PM
yeeeeeeeeees my dream job.....helper in the bar......when everythings free too..........come and geeeeet it everyone....im in charge....... BierSuip


is there a kareoke machine in here too..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
Have  fun  Hon !
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 22, 2008, 10:41:47 PM
 BierSuip  cheers sandy will do....dont want to end up in this state again  though eh ..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 23, 2008, 03:06:21 PM
  motorbike  shooter  shooter   shooter   shooter   shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

We are under attack - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 23, 2008, 03:09:52 PM
Oh no, not again !!!???

I see 16 guests lurking around, what are they up to ???? idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 23, 2008, 05:57:33 PM
@ Bev .. you  get a  wreath .. how  could you publish the pic of me so   far  awash with vino ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 23, 2008, 05:59:45 PM
I forgot now  what  time of the  early morning was it  that   the crowd left that night of the dinner ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 23, 2008, 06:22:21 PM
I got a promotion  :emot111:  I got a promotion  grab
I am the best.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 23, 2008, 07:15:34 PM
hiya rhona our wee celtic lass . i was out earlier and bumped into di and hubbyat guzzlers. so when she home later maybe get online after chasing bots out windows.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 23, 2008, 07:51:16 PM
I'm taking my position of Chief of Munitions very seriously and have just completed stock-take - there's just one problem - we have no stock! Is there a free munitions store here somewhere, like the free bar that everyone except Mike knows about?

motorbike shooter motorbike shooter motorbike shooter

Just point me in the right direction!

Bev - are you there? I guess we won't be seeing Sandy tonight so I hope you can handle the bar by yourself on a Friday night!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 23, 2008, 07:55:26 PM
Have no fear Michele - I'm in charge of the weapons - and there is an endless supply of water pistols and pea-shooters........and I'm not afraid to use them!!!
Oh waiter! A couple of glasses of your finest champagne for the ladies please..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: val on May 24, 2008, 01:23:06 AM
hi diana rhona michelle delene i want to join the bot squad at what rank can i join. lets see can we kick these guys guys assas. and see if we can kick the shit out of them as they are  arse arse arse arse arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 24, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
Val .. you  voted  onto Bot  squad  .. as a newcomer >>>  frontgunner  ,  and  bar  duty  when I  am  off  duty  ..  plenty of  perks   with  that job ..  see you  get  free  Bubbly as well.. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 24, 2008, 07:15:42 PM
Bar is dead quiet .. went  out for dinner .. "Greek " in little Mowbray ... had lamb shank  some good red  and two ouzo's to finish off ... feeling  nice and mellow .. so might skipduty 2night ..  then again I have able deputies .. Bev as an old hand is assistant  part of the  peks of succession  an dbeing connected .. Val  for initiation .. into the deep end .. bar duty for you ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 24, 2008, 07:21:13 PM
I,m just popping in to take a peek very tired and cold to-nite.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on May 24, 2008, 10:34:41 PM
got a cuddly bod and a nice hot bed diana,take your pick,god bless cold arse ,ha ha xxx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on May 25, 2008, 01:02:39 AM
Hi Val glad to have you on board to assist me in giving drinks away to anyone who wants them ....and its all freeeeeeeeee.......and to be honest ......you'll be bored to death so bring a good book........ive not served 1 drink yet......i just drink it all myself cause no one is ever here......well it is 2am,,,,,,never see any bots........think thats mailnly cause i am a bot myself.....i never log out......... or i would never log on again......i just forget the bloody passwords for everything................but at least while you all sleep soundly in your beds you can be assured IM HERE......looking out for you all.....and helping myself to the bar...... BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 06:40:22 PM
Huba  Huba   Huba    BierSuip   Where's all the bodies to-nite.     No bots about so we can party   discodance

Come now Val I'll teach you the routine, have you got your leather thigh high boots on?

Lets go...... poledancing1   poledancing1   poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: val on May 25, 2008, 06:44:34 PM
hi diana val here i tried the pole dancing thing after guzzleres on friday night with our fan and fell on my gat great bruised arm now ha ha chris pissing himself.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
No....no   not fans, bad idea.    I'll have to give you some extra lessons this week so that you can catch up. First of all I've ordered your uniform from Michelle should arrive in about 3-4 days. Attached see photo.   One size fits all so no need for measurements.     To-nite we can just warm up with some   hoolahoop1    and BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: val on May 25, 2008, 07:00:46 PM
hi thanks for info does  the costume come in extra large i will need exsensive lessons seen i fell over fan????????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 07:06:41 PM
Like I said one size fits all, don't panic we all had a fair share of buises when we started.

Want another beer or shall we polish off the whiskey (Johnny Walker Blue)  seeing as though we alone here with NO barman.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: val on May 25, 2008, 07:12:32 PM
only one bottle of blue???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Girls !!  you  having  unsupervised fun I see !!  I pop in  and  what do  I see Chaos in  the  brewing .. Went out for dinner again .. cold winter weather and my home closes in on me .. so I escape ... new  Asian  place in Obs .. nice food ..  bent poles  broken fans .. what next  ... ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 07:34:43 PM
We got to drink to keep warm......seems winter is finally arriving here in Cape Town,nites a bit chilly.   winter

quickdop  quickdop  quickdop      Oh this "Blue is good" to-nite.

Oh sh*t a bot      shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: val on May 25, 2008, 07:36:43 PM
vacancies for pole dancers and barmen in dunoon ...... never mind broken fan , nearly broke f.......y. arm now all bruised
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 07:40:36 PM
Oh dear that won't do, take a break and have another      quickdop



e154     Hello Koos, I see you.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 07:43:52 PM
Aah ! seeing you  lot  up to mischief just cheers me up .. between dealing with the fug that descended on me this weekend and seeing all the  shit on xenophobia in the papers made  me shed tears  for all that is going so wrong .. life is a challenge   enough at times  never mind seeing  our country expolding .. unfortunately I  actualy feel others pain ...  anyhow enough of that as i said  you  delinquent lot cheer me up  . now pour me a blue label you guzzling  lot ..
Oh and again some s... o... b...  is causing me to  be very slow on site 2nite again ?? Bots ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Koos on May 25, 2008, 07:45:09 PM
THIS KOOS ANY BODY OUT THERE
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 07:45:24 PM
Aah ! seeing you  lot  up to mischief just cheers me up .. between dealing with the fug that descended on me this weekend and seeing all the  shit on xenophobia in the papers made  me shed tears  for all that is going so wrong .. life is a challenge   enough at times  never mind seeing  our country expolding .. unfortunately I  actualy feel others pain ...  anyhow enough of that as i said  you  delinquent lot cheer me up  . now pour me a blue label you guzzling  lot ..
Oh and again some s... o... b...  is causing me to  be very slow on site 2nite again ?? Bots ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 07:47:22 PM
Welcome Koos ..  you  going to try help me  get this bunch under control >> Women ??   anyhow  you might be pressganged into  bar duty as i see meself having an early night ..  Geen  strafdoppe
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 07:49:00 PM
WE hear you Koos.....over and out.  Want a " Blue" with us......lots of ice you say.      quickdop

shooter      shooter    I got your bot Sandy.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 25, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
Hello and goodnight! Just checking in to see that all is okay, am heading off to the sewing room to make a start on Val's uniform, am glad to see that Sandy is back so I won't be having to make another barman's outfit!

Haven't you got anything warm to drink in that bar of yours? It's really chilly here tonight as well, although we had a beautiful day here.

Diana and Val - keep an eye on those bots for tonight!

e154

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 07:57:28 PM
 thumper   They won't get passed us.   Missing Rhona to-nite.  I'll have to send Koos out to find her   e180
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 08:06:21 PM
Michele .. yes  me still barman but might be   slightly out of action for next week .. got a seminar to prepare for .. but then  I might just say ... it  and do 11th hour .. it always seems to work ..  .. who knows see how things go .. I got able deputies .. well trained in drinking and pouring  for themselves ..  pity about the wreckage they leave behind  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 25, 2008, 08:17:37 PM
Ladies and gents I wont call  last round ( remember the  last minute flurry when it was called ?? )  just had a good  blast from the past moment .. On FMR they  have a sunday night  section with  past music .. and guess what they played apart from some other good ones .. ?? STREETS OF LONDON .. now  i remember Vi Alexander  would  sing  it  occasionaly in  sportsmans  .. people  demanded it .. and I recall  Johan Di Paola   would  aslo  sing  it .. when   last  have  any of you  heard it ..  sweet  beautiful song ... But enjoy the  rest of the evening ..  me going off to bed .. warm snug .. dreamland , better than this  real  world around us  at the  moment ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2008, 08:21:40 PM
A long long time ago, good song. I see Daddy Georg here maybe he can whip out his guiter and sing us out to-nite.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 25, 2008, 08:25:38 PM
@ Diana , as you wish,

But i want some  BierSuip first then i will start ......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 25, 2008, 08:27:26 PM
What kind of a service is that here ????? still no  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2008, 06:02:56 PM
Speak to Sandy our barman, Daddy Georg. A quick beer for me, I'll be back later. Things to do ,places to go,people to meet.      BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 26, 2008, 06:40:15 PM
Well hellooooooooooo there everybody - I've been away for the last couple of nights - In Killarney - beautifull part of Ireland and when I come back I see we have a new recruite - Welcome Val, the more the merrier.......Looking forward to spending a lot more time drinking; chatting; dancing and fending off the Bots.....As they say in Ireland - 'Cead Mile Failte' (A hundred thousand welcomes)  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 07:30:25 PM
Ok

Here a song with my friends for you

http://georgswa.ge.ohost.de/rover/sarie_marais.mp3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 26, 2008, 07:50:48 PM
Excellent!!  Sarie Marais lives again!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
 fireworks1     We now have live music     fireworks1

poledancing1    Live shows     poledancing1

BierSuip      Plenty    BierSuip

discodance   Way to go     discodance

And we put in a good  nites work      shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 07:58:15 PM
Quote from: BERTIE HORAK on May 26, 2008, 07:50:48 PM
Excellent!!  Sarie Marais lives again!
Yes of course

Can you beleive that is my friends in Germany singing, we sang that already in the 50s in my boy scout group, got it from Jamboree in those years.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 08:01:01 PM
Since we are in a bar. lets have that one

http://www.dersofaladen.de/song/LUCILLE.mp3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2008, 08:27:32 PM
 Its a fine time to leave me Lucille .....tra  llllaaa  lllllaa  .....4 hungry children.....and a  tra  llaaa llllAAAA

One for the ROAD     BierSuip        gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 08:30:56 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2008, 08:27:32 PM
One for the ROAD   

Thanks Diana, it was about time, all dry in the mouth now Cheers to you  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 26, 2008, 08:32:30 PM
....and a crop in the field.......lalalalala
We've had some bad times; been through some sad times; but this time the hurting wont heal.................You took a fine time to leave me Lucille.........lalalalalala  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
 shooter  shooter get outta here bots - we be singin' an' havin' the craic
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 08:34:41 PM
Now Girls its your turn to sing, that way you dont get sloshed so quick LOL hoolahoop1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 26, 2008, 08:41:30 PM
4 hungry children ?/ what you  been up to Diana .. ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 26, 2008, 08:43:39 PM
........ oh she was beauty, but when she came to me............went out of my mind  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2008, 08:54:45 PM
Quote from: SandyB on May 26, 2008, 08:41:30 PM
4 hungry children ?/ what you  been up to Diana .. ??
idontknow

I was going to bed.    quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 26, 2008, 09:14:41 PM
And you still not safely tucked in without your 4 hungry children ..?/ we know why they go hungry .. you spnendthe houskeeping money at my  bar ...  By the way where are the rest of my regulars .. i only see Rhona ?  even Val is shy ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 26, 2008, 09:18:05 PM
Whoa! There Sandy..................what's this about Diana spending money in the FREE bar...............are you taking money off us when we get drunk???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 27, 2008, 01:46:56 PM
 thnx    Rhona.   Sandy B you little bugger.Here I thought you helped me when I pass out, but nooooo!!!!!.

No more tips for you my boy    madashell
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 27, 2008, 02:25:01 PM
Cant  help  it  .. was  taught  by Fagin  of   oliver twist  fame ...  picpocketing  people  when they jolly  and  distracted is so easy  .. i  give  al  the  takings I  get to  fagin aka  Mike   and   get to  keep  10 %  for meself   . Diana  is  the easist as when  she  does  the  figure of 8 pole dance  routine the money just flies out of  her  pockets and all I  have to  do  is  pick it up ..    that is after  picking  her  up   as well ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 27, 2008, 07:16:29 PM
I see the bar is quiet 2nite .. Rhona ? you waiting for Diana to  lead you astray again .. just sew those pockets tight .. then  Mike wont get his ill gotten gains   .actually me supposed to be working on something for seminar/ strategy session  next  week .. just not blowing my hair back  .. all these templates we ahve to work to ..  I feel like a creative prisoner .. but got to get to it ..  will have a drink or two  and then  quietly slink away Ok ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 27, 2008, 07:21:03 PM
"Give all the takings to I get to fagin aka Mike" Huh - I wonder what he's doing with them!

Better make it a double for me tonight please Sandy - hectic day at work today, had to do salaries! At least then I can get my hands on Mike's Spar earnings!

bling1



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 27, 2008, 07:30:51 PM
I'm saving myself for the party on the 26th June..........so I'll just have a few quick ones - just to be sociable.

Michelle - make sure Mike gives you half the money Sandy and himself have conned out of us. Here we are protecting the site from all sorts of Bots and Sandy is getting us drunk and emptying our pockets in the FREE bar...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 27, 2008, 07:33:17 PM
@ rhona.......naaanaaanaaaa :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 27, 2008, 07:34:40 PM
Its for Mikes beer supply .. Like I said now that the game is up and Diana has 4 hungry children  to feed   Louise ..  keep those pockets sewn ..  Heres your doubles .. one for me and i'm clocking out .. fake tan starting to run again ..  time to flee and  rack my brains a bit  onthis seminar c.. p  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 27, 2008, 07:46:43 PM
Mike's beer supply!!!!! I don't think so - he was supposed to be switching to whisky! He had Mike S around on Sunday afternoon for a braai to help finish off the beers in the fridge and the Jagermeister from the freezer - then they got stuck into the J&B.

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on May 27, 2008, 08:01:16 PM
iheard about that and long distance phone calls at work on monday. did the two of them have big babelaaas.monday????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
No Bar duty for  me  tonite .. its cold and rainy .. will not do running  around half naked  and the orange fake tan running  from the rain .. Clib Duvet in pillow  street ..  I see Chris is misbehaving again  .. showing his tongue this time  .. is that a new way of flashing .. ?/ carefull  Chris , Rhona will rip it out  chop it up  and turn it  into you favourite Pizza topping ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 28, 2008, 07:36:28 PM
You big WOOSY Sandy.     BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

Michelle did make you a winter uniform a fur lined cod thingy.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
There once was a barman called Sandy
Who enjoyed the odd drop of Brandy
........help Diana & Michelle, what next?
  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 07:42:31 PM
Oh dear, looks like I'm back to the sewing room again. I hope that is fake fur you're talking about Diana - otherwise you're going to have the animal activists on your back!

Fur-lined and fluffy it shall be! Then you won't have any excuses Sandy!

I've just put a pot of gluwein in the bar so that should warm us all up!

cheers

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
There once was a barman called Sandy
Who enjoyed the odd drop of Brandy
........help Diana & Michelle, what next?
  cheers

he promised he'd be back in a dandy.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 28, 2008, 07:46:09 PM
Gluwein, good thinking Batman.   Rhona best I don't continue that verse,could get me banned from the site.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
  :emot19: That's why I started it - I just couldn't get caught on the last line.........

Come on ladies - let's have a couple of these  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
There once was a barman called Sandy
Who enjoyed the odd drop of Brandy
........help Diana & Michelle, what next?
  cheers

he promised he'd be back in a dandy.....

after looking at us all rather blandly.....

Diana and Rhona - what is it with you two??????

:culo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 28, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
I see the girls are at it again  quickdop quickdop callme meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
@ Michelle - I think Diana is leading me astray......

Hiya Georswa, welcome.........we haven't seen you in the bar for such a long time  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 28, 2008, 08:03:38 PM
You so darn cute Michelle.
I'm the eldest here I've earned the right to lead you all astray......actually its a test,I'm testing you.

poledancing1  BierSuip  poledancing1  BierSuip

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter   LOOKING BUSY
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 08:06:04 PM
Heads up ladies - look lively  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 08:14:45 PM
Cute????????

:emot19:  :emot19:  :emot19:

Don't think I've ever been referred to as cute!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 28, 2008, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
Hiya Georswa, welcome.........we haven't seen you in the bar for such a long time  e154

Got to have some  quickdop with you and hugs  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 08:15:34 PM
Dont challenge me now Diana  .. I'm dangerous when i get second wind ..  then we will create scandal ..  Picture it ..  Us two running around the streets  out of our little minds , you lugging Vernon with the valves on his pecs  and me carting an increasingly soggy  James dean carboard  cutout ..   sorry sight it will be ..
Michele .. Gluhwein   got me  thinking now .. a  glass or  2 can do no  harm ?/  I got a better  version  . its called Port negus wine .. it was reputed   to  be made by Florence Nightingale ,to be  fed to  the  wounded in  the  Crimean war  ..  it also seems to  ward of  cold / flu   when you  feel it coming on .. just  drink a few  glassses and  craawl  into bed ..
1 bottle  reasonable red wine ,  2 - 3 med  to large sprigs rosemary (antibacterial , slight antiviral and antimicrobial and a mind picker upper  .. )  2 sticks cinnamon , 2 x whole nutmeg slightly crushed (  relaxing and slightly mind altering ) , a few cloves ,, some  slices lemon and orange ( Vit C content )  sugar to  taste ..  Bring the whole lot   to  just under boil in a  covered pot ( we dont  want to  evaporate the  alcohol content then )  allow to steep for  15 min  or  so .. longer the  better  ..  adjust  sweetness   heat up a bit if   got cool .. and drink  nice and hot ..   enjoy  a nice relaxing drink with  bonus  medicinal properties ..  better   be close to your bed if  you  have  quite a few ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
 cheers - I can taste it already!

Have my cellphone in my pocket and because Mike has the shop keys he has his phone next to him so will just phone him to come and transport me to bed!

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 28, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
Whoo Hoo Michelle...............  hoolahoop1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 28, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
 @ Sandy  :sorriso2:  I can just picture us running along lower main road. You laugh it's something we would probably give half a chance.

gnite    Well I'm off now, I think my omlettes ready.   cookin

Last drink       BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 28, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
 feedme what happened to the banana bread?

Fading so early? Did we insult you?

idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 08:37:46 PM
Nah ! we only do veiled  insults  I am informed .. anyhow Diana  has a  protecting  badge  given to her by me ..  .. and as you heard Diana .. her omlettes  well ...  ready ..  Oh well  a few more  glasses of the  port negus and then we all out of it .. apparently nutmeg  can  do some strange things sometimes .. a source of good  dreams ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on May 28, 2008, 08:44:55 PM
sandy,wots this orange fake tan,you going to get tango boet,keep away from the fake tan bro,give you nitemares ,orange and nutmeg makes you shit,be carefull bud,lots of washing in the morn.hope the domestik,one armed guy can paint and wash
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 08:54:56 PM
Bobby  .. one arm and one leg .. i had a hoot   the other day while  he was  painting the roof  . the prosthetic leg was getting in the way  so  he  just tossed it to  one side .. .. when i  went up to check his progress  there was part of him lying discarded  with  the  shoe still on .. lo0ked  kind of weird ..   and no  he  can only paint .. but requires so much supervision , I just regard him as  worthy  of it .. cos despite his  " disability " he works hard ...   jst dont ask him to do precision work ..   are youhaving some port negus as well ??  good stuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 08:59:59 PM
Huh ! all the girls gone to bed  ?? .. and Diana called me a woosy !! only me and Bobby  having the last of the Port negus wine  .. cheers to Florence Nightingale .. good recipe..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 28, 2008, 09:03:27 PM
Nay  -  still in office - working.  Just reading  &  keeping an eye on you lot. 

Can't take a   quickdop  tonight  -  off to Kimberley and Bloemfontein early in the morning  -  only back on Friday evening.


Now, behave yourselves while I'm gone, ok!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on May 28, 2008, 09:04:06 PM
have a gooden all,im off,going nite nights,take care all
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 28, 2008, 09:06:01 PM
Me is off to bed , nite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 28, 2008, 09:09:10 PM
Jeepers  you are a trojan .. or should I say a mini amazon  powerhouse . ?/  well me off to bed as well  .. the rain  is  pouring down in buckets right now ..   reminded me  of last thing to do before bed is  do a ebank donation to  displaced victims of xenophobia fund .. cannot give  of me but I'm sure some  gelt will help ..  there is a fund started by the argus  .. I think we should all give something ..   Gnight all
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 28, 2008, 09:38:28 PM
Me's none of that, Sany  -  only a martyr for my own bietjie geldjies!  See ya's all..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
32 Bots and little me......Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!!
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 03:52:33 PM
Dont worry Rhona, we are in the background and watch out for you

Have a nice evening

e154

Dont let that witch ( you know who ) influence you in your doings

We will get her right..........i hope
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 03:54:32 PM
I thought I had to tell the truth .. Diana's omlette was not ready  .. methinks  she  was  more than scrambled .. despite the wearing of the long wig  and  skillful make  up  this  is  definitely our Diana  .. no  wonder she  suddenly slunk off under  false pretexts ..
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 03:58:13 PM
Hiya Georgswa - Thanks for watching out for us hard workers in the Bot Squad - if you happen to see Sandy in your travels, will you tell him I'd love a hot chocolate with marshmallows; but tell him not to tell the girls I'm in the bar especially as I'm not having a beer........  giverose

What's going on............am I having a blonde moment - what am I missing?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 03:59:53 PM
I sit here in sheer amazement how the views of this topic have rocketed pass the 2000 view mark...... does nobody work around here anymore?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 04:01:47 PM
@ Rhona

Sandy is here, he will see your request i hope

What you´re missing, see all the posts by Paula, that witch is bitchslapping like mad   madashell

Methinksiamniceguy but Paula ?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 03:59:53 PM
I sit here in sheer amazement how the views of this topic have rocketed pass the 2000 view mark...... does nobody work around here anymore?

Thats good............ daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:04:13 PM
Hot choc with mallows coming  up  . its called the childhood  special  ...
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
  :emot111: Isn't it amazing Mike, how 2 little blondes left to their own devices can bring your innocent remark on Bots to such lengths........little did you know when you made that flippant comment, myself and Diana would get such millage out of it.............never underestimate a couple of ladies.  shooter

Oh and  Mike - Check out Georgswa minding Sandy as he serves me as I keep gaurd............some of us ARE working - what exactly are you doing - oh wait - is that knitting I see???
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:07:18 PM
Yes we do work .. I do most at night now ..  keep away as much as possible  during work hours .. busy anyhow  ,, unless  of course  I got  time to spare orsomeones peed me off  then i go and amuse myself till i feel  better  ..
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 04:09:51 PM
Thursdays are Mike's busy day...between that and trying to organise the next big update....I ain't got time....Sandy, pls send me a hot choc this way..... thanks...and RHona..... My mum in law does all my knitting for me.... ain't I lucky....
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:12:03 PM
Even  better is  this little one  .. our  friend Bobby who morphed  into a  dark gentleman  .. a  good  friend got a  pic of him  out of his  bracket  after  a night in the bar  .. early morning on the  beachfront  .. havin an animated conversation ...
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 04:14:23 PM
Hey Mike - Stop ordering Sandy about - he belongs to us.......oh go on Sandy, you can bring Mike a hot choc - but only give him 2 marshmallows
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 04:14:51 PM
How do we know what dark gentleman is ol' Bobby?   :emot19:
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:15:45 PM
He is  gesuip !!  .. one  hot  choc  coming  up  ..  extra mallows ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 04:16:08 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 04:14:51 PM
How do we know what dark gentleman is ol' Bobby? 
Methinksmustbeontheleft
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 29, 2008, 04:18:03 PM
Ta....   daman
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
Easy on the mallows Sandy - he'll only scorch the outside of them in the braai and try stick them in my hair........He's done it before!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:21:59 PM
@ Georg  .. you  mean the inanimate bronze gentleman ??  no  Bobby has not  been  petrified yet ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
Quote from: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:21:59 PM
@ Georg  .. you  mean the inanimate bronze gentleman ??  no  Bobby has not  been  petrified yet ..
Then see his avatar, when he came  out of the bathtub something went wrong LOL  iknow
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:40:16 PM
That was bubbles  Georg .. but  then it  could  ahve  been  plaster  of paris  as I tried to do  to my  brother Gus .. somebody  maybe  not  like  him ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 04:43:18 PM
I love that story Sandy - your poor brother!!!
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
Me going out for a pizza ..   got some guavas stewing   with cinnamon and cloves .. delicious winter sweet and full of Vit C.. till later  .. @ Rhona arrange protection for me  when Diana comes on line ..  pls  
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:47:40 PM
Georg ?? is that pic of  you as a young boy or what ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 04:49:34 PM
That's his ''Hello Dolly'' costume.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 29, 2008, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 04:47:40 PM
Georg ?? is that pic of  you as a young boy or what ??

That is my Dad about age 2, note > > > > > > >  Not my Oldman as i am being called here.......no respect  madashell
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 29, 2008, 07:21:00 PM
Since when did you start serving hot choc with marshmallows in the bar - here's me thinking it was all acoholic stuff!

:ciupa1:
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on May 29, 2008, 07:23:23 PM
How was your pizza Sandy - hope it was good enough to make up for missing out on all the action on the forum!

Come on - make us hungry - where did you go and what did you have on it?

faceinfood
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 07:24:48 PM
Hot chocolate and marshmallows was on the menu to-day.......mmm mmm absolutely fabulous
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 08:12:10 PM
Woodstock Lounge down the road from me .. my walk down to local .. ask Diana about  it she been there with me ..   nice laid abck atmosphere ..  I had a armchair ..  german cheese sausage ,, green peppers and SDT ( no not STD )  Paul ahd a mexiacana . we shared and  also bumped into  Steve Worth .. had a nice long chat .. he sends regards to all  ..  bighug. and yes in meory of childhood the cocktail of the evening is hot choc and marshmallows ,, called   childhood memory ...
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Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 08:20:39 PM
mmm mmm Bring on the childhood memories..........  :emot111:
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 08:23:01 PM
Wheres Diana ?? still nursing a bruised head after her fall form the pole ??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 29, 2008, 08:24:57 PM
Hello, Hello, Hello   Yee Gads....Hot chocolate and blady mashmellows....whats happening here? This is a bar not a cafeteria!!!   Irish Coffee maybe or Kalua Coffee.

Sandy that was the video I made to show the students how not to do it. I sincerley hope you girls learn't from it.
Woodstock lounge oh yes a real cool place,looks very similar to our bar.

shooter  shooter  shooter     LOOKING BUSY.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 29, 2008, 08:28:11 PM
  motorbike  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 08:38:24 PM
  @ Diana  .. Good Girl  a  true trooper  . as they say in  stage  world  .. break a leg .. in  your case  fly off a  pole ...   we  just trying to   preserve our livers .. hence a bit of hot choc ..  actually yes it does look  a  bit like our bar ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 29, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
Oh I suppose a bit of hot choccy wouldn't harm us. I've been trying out the new squad car that has been donated to the "Bot Squad" ,very sporty and fast I might add.  I had to hold on tight and nearly spilled my drink .   e180

Rhona its your turn to have a spin in it to-morrow nite.      :emot186:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
So long as you dont do the topless thing  in  it  please !! we past midlife .. for me just  had years of failed adulthood .. and straight into feisty fifties ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 29, 2008, 08:55:19 PM
Sandy we not that crazy, I don't need boobs beating my shoulder blades as I dive against the wind.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Not even a gold chain ?? 
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 09:15:19 PM
Diana gone again  ..  Omlette ?/  or gaining strenght for an all nighter in the bar ?? 
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 09:28:43 PM
No more clients .. feelslike graveyard shift .. me going home .. off with codpiece .. on with clothing  and   brave the  cold journey home .. warm  bed awaiting me .. last time i serve hot choc with marshmallows .. it makes them all  mellow and  sleepy  instead of raucous ..  Oh and here is one on choices in life ...  think back to the days you battled at school ...
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Post by: SandyB on May 29, 2008, 09:29:53 PM
Dammn it detached ..
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Post by: pam spackman on May 29, 2008, 10:16:44 PM
Oh that really made me chuckle  he he he

Is there anybody out there????  Me thinks I'm lost in CYBERSPACE.!!!!! Don't tell me you're all knackered from working toohard!!



Nevermind........ tomorrows  T.  F.   I.   F...!!!!!!! e154
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 06:45:18 PM
@ Pam its Friday .. and yes  whoo .. hoo .. pity me  out of it already .. an after work braai ..  too many  heavy scotches poured by our enthusiastic barman Rudy  .. me feeling disorientated at best at moment .. key strikes are  are    controlled ..  too controlled ..  but me here .. not fit for bar duty .. at all .. better for cuddling  up and sittin on comfy cushions  and embarresing meself by passing  out  /// ouch !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 30, 2008, 06:47:53 PM
You heard the man Diana, help me get out the comfy cushions - me thinks we have a casualty on our hands!!!  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 07:00:00 PM
I'm here comfy cushions at the ready........Sandy  you naughty, naughty boy . I shall have to drink my Woolworths Shiraz alone to-nite,AND I bought you a bottle.   Hey Rhona how you liking the squad car?  I see Val hasn't been around I think Chris is worried she may have fun. Best she return for her  poledancing1  lessons and to collect her outfit.

shooter  shooter  shooter    LOOKING BUSY
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 07:00:59 PM
Aah cushions .. and friendly non threatening company to watch me quietly pass out  while patting me  gently on the forehead  .. tuck me in .. and leave me to  wake up in the bar  early hours .. bent poles ..  Dianas cash scattered all over the floor .. chaos in respect of the mess you lot acpable of making  and leaving poor me  to clean up the mess with Dalene watching to make  sure  its eksie perfeksie .. keystrokes still  very well controlled  hey ??  .. hoo  wee ..  yes I confess ..  MY NAME IS SANDY  .. I HAVE HAD TOO MANY PAINTSTRIPPER STRENGTH SCOTCHES MINIMAL FEEDING APOART FROM THE ODD LAMBCHOP ..  .. HELP .. sounds like an AA meeting het ??  Uuugh ! cushions please ..
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Post by: Rhona on May 30, 2008, 07:10:26 PM
Rock a bye Sandy on the comfy cushion
When the drink flows - Sandy goes missin'
Diana & Rhona in charge of the beer
Dancing & singing & giving a cheer!

  BierSuip  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 07:16:42 PM
A true Irish lullabye from a true Irish Lass .. ta  me feeling sleepy already ...
and me not missing .. just a spiked drink hazed  creature ..
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Think of as tucking this little tyke  to bed .. that will make it   easier .. me at about 4-5
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 07:25:44 PM
I could cuddle that little tyke.  My protective grannyness comming out. I can just see you typing away there...... the c -o- n -c -e- n -t- r -a- t -i- o- n.
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 07:30:26 PM
I'm still a c-a-s-u-a-l-t-y but  rallying on .. even sipping a glass Of shiraz  just for you Hon ..  driving out to Worscester tomorrow for an outing .. ( slap concentrate )  Ok better ..  keystrokes still holding .. cat .. art mous.. Oh f..  maybe i should become a stripper ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 07:32:26 PM
I can teach you and call you Patricia.     poledancing1


LOOKING BUSY    shooter    shooter    shooter
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 07:56:11 PM
Why Oh Why Patricia ??  I wont ask  where  you di your  stripping  stint Ok ?/
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 30, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
A bit of midi music for a change
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Post by: Rhona on May 30, 2008, 08:03:09 PM
@ Sandy - what are the three of ye looking up at?
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:10:18 PM
Something .. ?? cant remeber .. just amkes a cute pic .. kids in  wonderment ..  say no more ..
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:13:55 PM
hey  girls  .. you should be proud of me at  moment .. a casualty of too many " ill " intentioned scotches  ..  having second glass of shiraz and still holding out .. keystrokes still steady  .. I'm a rallier ?/  or waht ..  diana just keep your omlette   on low heat for now ok ??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 08:18:19 PM
OK I will, but me thinks the omlette is burning.   You doing well Sandy me friend BUT I hope you not driving to-nite.
Lets sing along with Daddy Georg........And now the time has come I did it my way ,,,,, tra  lalalalal

His the cutey pie on the right Rhona
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 30, 2008, 08:25:37 PM
Mike are having pc problems, you keep disappearing.
meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:27:47 PM
No .. no driving .. hormones may be burning  holes in me  ( booze  contributing here as well  ) but sensibility  slapping the buggers down ..  better  the safety of club duvet and dreamland .. lots can happen there as well . me  safe dont worry ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 30, 2008, 08:31:44 PM
Mike A is just moeg, and flopped infront of the telly to watch the news article about that lost tribe they just found in Brazil.... interesting stuff,,,,,,, they never knew about the outside world...tried to shoot the chopper down with their bows...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:34:58 PM
Our small world remains big hey ?? there are still people out there untouched by our " big' world truly amazing .. sadly so  those innocents will with tine after being discovered be tarnished by our small world ..
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 30, 2008, 08:35:23 PM
i bet you they all got cell phones.
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:38:06 PM
Yes .. but we keep discreet distance ... no intrusion ..  we only do it to others who do not matter ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 08:39:21 PM
Excuse me....both you Mikes...if you comming to our bar,  put on your G.Strings and serve us drinks.


Oh yes where is our Michelle to-nite?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:45:45 PM
Hey I'm still on duty .. codpiece and all despite being a casualty ...   your problem is  you prefer self service that way you get bigger drinks ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 30, 2008, 08:49:33 PM
only takkies tonight, what you want to drink.
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Post by: SandyB on May 30, 2008, 08:52:10 PM
Girls and boys .. me ripping off my codpiece  and going to bed .. got to go to worcester in the morn ... Gnight
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 30, 2008, 08:54:07 PM
here's a snap of the lost tribe...
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Post by: Rhona on May 30, 2008, 08:54:49 PM
One ripping off his cod-piece; the other running around in takkies............is our bar turning into a joint of disrepute???
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 30, 2008, 08:58:17 PM
I see so Rhona, I kinda like the only takkies idea, I'll have a double "Blue" thanx. I also see that BIG MIke is only interested in his lost tribe....wonder what his being drinking.   
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 31, 2008, 06:27:06 AM
I did'nt hang around in this bar last night, coz I thought the talent did'nt look that hot..... just grannies and a leprechaun in the other corner......   :emot111:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 31, 2008, 06:40:53 AM
the ice getting thinner Mike A :emot19:
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Post by: Bertie Horak on May 31, 2008, 07:34:46 AM
@ Michael - where did you get the info on the "lost tribe"?  Are you pulling a few legs here?  I'm a little sceptical - if it is an isolated tribe, they would probably have very similar features, yet they seem to have different color skins???  Are you sure this isn't a movie set?
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Post by: Rhona on May 31, 2008, 08:11:36 AM
@ Mike A - this leprechaun is going to kick your  arse .....twice!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on May 31, 2008, 10:26:02 AM
@Bertie  ... bbc website

@Rhona...yeah right...everyone knows leprechauns have short legs.....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on May 31, 2008, 10:26:02 AM

@Rhona...yeah right...everyone knows leprechauns have short legs.....


Yeah and STRONG thighs, so beware.....we in with Paula now.   yesno
This granny can teach you a thing or two my boy,so beware......we thick in with Paula now.   thumper

Oh let me have a quick quickdop while I'm here.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 10:15:11 PM
No-body drinking to-nite, Sandy bunking work.  Looks like I have free reign here.......
quickdop  quickdop  quickdop
discodance  discodance  discodance
poledancing1   poledancing1   poledancing1
spinningweed  spinningweed  spinningweed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 10:16:39 PM
I'll even talk to my self....
Howzit there Diana you sexy thing you?   boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 10:18:28 PM
Great alls cool here come have a drink with me and I'll take you for a spin in the new squad car.
                        e180     :emot186:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 10:19:46 PM
......and then some.    dawoman  dawoman
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 31, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
 :emot19:

don't want you ending up in the nut house talking to yourself so I've popped in for a dop


  BierSuip  quickdop  :cappello1:  BierSuip  quickdop  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 31, 2008, 10:55:24 PM
A friend, I have a friend............ quickdop  quickdop  quickdop
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on May 31, 2008, 10:57:54 PM
 :emot19:

ain't we a sorry pair!

:emot19:

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 06:51:45 AM
I bunk work for one night and you fall to pieces ??  thanks goodness for Paula  rescuing  you from the  MIWC  ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 06:54:57 AM
Good morning to all, have a nice sunny day like we have here at the moment after heavy rains and cloudbursts

Hope summer will stay.........

Now its our turn to enjoy sunshine unlike you down in the cape LOL  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 01, 2008, 07:00:57 AM
Morning Gerog, not a cloud in the sky here in Omund.... we had stock take yesterday....just glad it's over.....off to work in about an hour..... think i will have a potjie later on if the weather  holds..... maybe a whisky or two.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 07:03:01 AM
Sounds good mike, a whiskey or two, glasses or bottles ?  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 01, 2008, 07:05:19 AM
Morning all, jeez Diana & Paula - did you two clear the bar - looks like a tornado cut a swathe through the stock?  Need some analgesics today?
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Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:08:38 AM
Cherry  all I did was bunk  duty  for one  night ..   incorrigble that Diana  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 01, 2008, 07:10:25 AM
You know, I remember her as being a good girl - wonder when the rot set in?   :emot19:  Seems that you are indentured for life in this bar hon - gotta save them souls from themselves!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 01, 2008, 07:13:46 AM
I thought that was what Grannies do...become irresponsible....   laughpoint
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Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:17:33 AM
Indentured ?/  a  slave I tell you ...  they  even  come  to  fetch  me  in  dreamland .. banging  down the door .. drag me of to  work now .. an who needs  the  MIWC  now ??

Just saw your  comment come in Mike .. Diana's  packing her car .. drive time  8 hrs  - to + depends what sort of granny  you  are .. and she knows where you work ...  so lie  low this  afternoon .  close the Spar doors ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 01, 2008, 07:19:52 AM
I ain't a granny yet but this is not new - the misbehaviouser - we've always been that way!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 01, 2008, 07:20:19 AM
Ha.... who's gonna drive her...she's to old to be driving... her sight and sugar levels must be blown to hell by now after all that boozing in here..... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:24:12 AM
 :sorriso2:  Ok  you  got  me  laughing  there ...  Uh Oh ! my cellphones  ringning  furiously ...  I gotta go  into hiding cos  I am about to  be  kdnapped and pressganged  into  becomiing  a   " take me to oranjemund   .. step on the gas James "  driver ...  she very determined when mad as hell ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 01, 2008, 07:25:52 AM
 :emot111: Run Forrest Run!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 01, 2008, 07:27:26 AM
Aaaagh! You okies r worrying for nothing... she'll jump on the highway, drive for seven hours and then wonder why there is a board saying "Welcome to Port Elizabeth"     :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:37:35 AM
Cherry  I think  we  had  a  lot of  what  could be  called  failed adulthood , but managed to get through it  Ok hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 01, 2008, 07:42:20 AM
Yep, sometimes I surprise myself that I do behave like a big person with the occasional foray into my teen years bad behavious of course!  Keeps it interesting!   quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 04:38:31 PM
  motorbike  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

Oh and Sandy - Are you on duty yet? how about a beer please - after all it is a bank holiday weekend on the Emerald Isle, you know.......  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 04:57:06 PM
Nope bunking duty again albeit a bit of  popping in  on and off .. right now busy tending a nice bean and veg soup like my  dad used to make .. then  down to  trying to get my  mind  into  finishing off the  work i have to  do  for  seminar on wed ..    1th hour  approaches   and i can  hear  the gongs ready  to chime  for that bit of work  .. Uugh !!  that  aside  seeing as I'm here  .. heres your  drink  sup  slowly   or  help yourself to the  next one  if  me  not  around .. ..  Oh by the way  did  you  see poor Diana  all alone  last  night and talking to  herself  till  Paula  rescued  her or  else the MIWC woud  have  come to  get  her .. ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 05:35:38 PM
She was wired to the moon last night and come to think of it, I haven't seen her today - maybe she has gone to a nice padded cell for some R & R.........

Thanks for the beer - is anyone stepping in for you or do I have to keep getting up from the comfy cushions for a refill???  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 05:42:01 PM
Perhaps Diana is still on her way to O'mund?

e180

I'll have a double something or other whilst you're there! Might as well join the real party that is taking place at 7-6th ave!

Mike made a lekka Hawaiin Chicken potjie this afternoon and of course when the smoke starts wafting so the men start arriving and as we speak Mike, Paul and our neighbour Chris Smit are well into their 2nd bottle of whiskey!

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 05:55:16 PM
Wouldn't I love to be a fly on the wall tomorrow morning when their alarm clocks start roaring for work - then you'll see a grown man cry   :emot78:

Looks like it's just you and me Michelle - guess we'll just have to move the cushions closer to the fridge!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 05:59:20 PM
Luckily Mike doesn't have to get up as early as Chris or Paul! I can hear Chris leave for the work in the morning which is at about 06h30 - only because he drives his quadbike and it makes a noise! Then Paul is supposed to drop Kayla off at school and be at work for 07h30 - I guess Mike got the best deal because he only starts work at 08h00!

Hey Rhona, why don't we just move the whole sofa closer to the fridge - on a count of 3, 1...2....3.....

dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:01:32 PM
Hey, I see Dunja is online, perhaps she would like to join us in the bar and help us with these bots!

shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 06:04:15 PM
You push and I'll pull.............bloody men! where are they when we need them? Of course as soon as we are looking comfortable with cold ones in our hands, the men will come along and tell us to push over so we're squashed at either end of the sofa....  madashell  (he!he!he! - I always wanted to use that smiley icon)

Hiya Dunja - want a beer and a  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on June 01, 2008, 06:06:39 PM
Oh what the hell... give us one... quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:07:37 PM
Lucky for us Georg jr has just arrived - I'm sure he is a strong, capable man and will move the sofa for us?????

pls

thnx

We'll bring you a drink!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:10:09 PM
 yougogirl Dunja - one drink coming up!

Hope your  shooter is loaded and you're ready for the bots though!

Cool, Carl is also here - please could you help Georg jr move the sofa??

thnx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 01, 2008, 06:22:10 PM
No problem, consider it moved.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 06:22:42 PM
I don't think Carl will be much help - he's too busy trying to decipher the difference between blue and green........ poor fella doesn't know the difference
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 01, 2008, 06:24:09 PM
 :emot78:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:26:12 PM
Thanks Carl -  e154

Just ignore my sidekick - she's having withdrawal symptons - will soon have her sorted out!

daman  daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 01, 2008, 06:27:51 PM
 bravo Carefull Rhona, here comes a green bot...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 06:29:15 PM
 e180   Hellooo Michael I'm at an internet cafe in O'kiep. Found a nice little bar here for sexy cool granny's  hoolahoop1
Will see you bright and early to-morrow or maybe later,you'll never know. By the way am I going in the right direction.....Okiep -O'mund. Do I turn at Steinkopf or go straight...... quickdop   emmmm  urrrr.

:emot186:                   shooter   shooter  shooter      LOOKING BUSY
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
Maybe I should bunk work and then I can come and fetch you Diana?

e180

I can test out the new squad car!

:emot186:

and do a bit of shopping in Springbok!

Anyone want some cheap milk?

:emot19:  :emot19:  :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 06:41:58 PM
I'm sorry Carl - come on and let me buy you a free beer  cheers

Hey ladies wait for me - I'd love a spin in the fast car  :emot186:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:46:05 PM
 :emot186:

I'll pick you up on my way to Okiep!

e180

motorbike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 06:51:40 PM
Whoo hoo - the Bot Squad are going on a road trip.......  e180

Maybe we should take it in turns to drive so we don't spill our  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 06:55:34 PM
Maybe I could just borrow our driver from Spar - Elifas - I'm sure he would love to get out of O'mund for a bit and see the world, then at least we don't have to take turns and we can drink together all the way!

BierSuip  quickdop  :emot182:

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
Push .. shove  . sofa in  place ,, ok lets  get cosy ...  Diana at internet cafe in o'kiep .. good .. pity Mike in the morning ..  Diana  you  turn left a steinkopf ,, and then  right at port Nolloth .. and then its home run ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 07:06:12 PM
Keep my seat warm whilst I put kids to bed!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:09:03 PM
I started working  on seminar  stuff .. .. Ouch and  yes the pic i posted earlier comes to mind ...  excepting the words have  changed .. SWOT PLAN ..  ANSHOFFS MATRIX ..  STRATEGY ..  F..k this  I  think I'm going to  become a stripper ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
No problem Sandy, Michelle fetching me in O'kiep...finding Rhona somewhere along the way then maybe NO O'mund just a Thelma and Louise and (Du Preez) in the squad round the country. I'll stock the built in bar, overnite,while I wait.

S-P-I-N-G-B-O-K   here we come......lock up your husbands and your alcohol....     :emot186:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 07:15:16 PM
Okay ladies - get comfy on the sofa; put down your beers so we don't spill a drop and let's see if we'll allow Sandy to change jobs from barman to stripper........

And with the swing of his hips -
he started to strip -
to tremendous applause -
he took of his lalalalalalala
Whistle! whistle!  :wow1:  :emot112_2:  :emot112_2: whistle!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:20:51 PM
 Michele  fetching  you  ?/ so you now admitting you lost ?/  I hope they dont declare Sprinbok . O'mund  and anyplace you stop a disaster area after your visits ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:22:57 PM
Ok  can see me doing the  strip .. looks  ok .. you lot  enthusiastic .. now  throw the money ... ( another one of Mikes  perfect  plans  to  extract the housekeeping money from you lot , got me  well  trained )
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
So you start stripping when I'm stuck in O'kiep   notfair

What about you get youself a scarf "Patricia" the you can sit on boot and tour with us.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:27:31 PM
That was from Priscilla  queen of the desert  ... the extra long scarf ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:33:57 PM
Diana .. you  get to see more of me anyhow here in CT ..  Ok me going to drop out for a while .. here i go S-W-O-T  P-L-A-N  ...  Uh Oh bad thoughts coming on again ..  Ladies  .. its self service .. and the stripper has  escaped with all the  housekeeping money  .. 4 hungry children  Louise are your problem ..  Mikes  upped the stakes .. I  now get  30 % for danger pay ..   stripping is a hazadous occupation  you know ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 07:35:58 PM
A tea-towel swot on the  arse stings like hell......  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 07:38:49 PM
and as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
the bot squad were banging at the door,
oh another Sunday night, 2008!

daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 07:49:20 PM
Whay hey! the beers are flowing; the songs are roaring and the girls are going wild............Enter the bar at your own risk tonight people!!!
  poledancing1  discodance  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Perhaps we should have a sign made for the door saying "Enter at own risk" and then at least we won't be held accountable for what happens inside the bar!

idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 07:56:04 PM
Good plan 99 - that way they can't claim on our insurance if a  shooter accidently shoots them in the  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 07:58:23 PM
 Swot .. Ouch !  felt that one ..  Ok clothes back on  ,, thats on Dianas  orders .. ..  Order  ladies  order .. the  Bots  are  lurking while you distracted  .. anyone for a drink  .. to  arms Pow pow  ..  just discovered that I left my flash drive with some of the work on it at office ..  .. Oh well  11th hour and 58th minute here I come ...  I think i will trust dreamland to take care of  some of this  sh....  It normally works ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 08:00:08 PM
 :emot186:  :emot186:  :emot186:  :emot186:     I Drove all night...tra la la

I'm back, you having to much fun with out me........move up on that couch please and "Oh Barman" bring me a  BierSuip

Stop Telling Lies Sandy.....now off with those clothes
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:01:20 PM
OFF! OFF! OFF!  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip BierSuip WHOOOOO HOOOOO  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:04:55 PM
Oh! oh! Daddy Georg is watching us.............I meant ON! ON! ON! Uhm - now tidy up around here and back to your posts lasies.............  :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
Me think must watch you lot, getting on the kinky part now !!?? meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:08:23 PM
STRENGTHS - Excellent barman and stripper

WEAKNESSES - enjoying a drink with his customers on the sofa

OPPORTUNITIES - could end up applying for the job as inhouse chef as well

THREATS - the bots of course

There we go Sandy - your SWOT analysis is all sorted out now!

:36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
 Diana found her way  here in  one  hell of a hurry  in the topless sportscar  wearing nothing but a gold chain  ( i saw her arrive )  ..  Ok Ok .. here we  go ..


And with the swing of his hips -
he started to strip -
to tremendous applause -
he took of his lalalalalalala


now  dont forget to throw the money  .. notes of big denomination  a definite preference ..   dont forget I'm getting a bigger cut .. I am generous and share it out again .. a sort of recycling of  goodwill ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Only a Sunday night session daddy Georg - honest  e154

@ Michelle  bravo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
SWOT .. Michele  you  are  so brilliant .... Mike is blessed .. Now  are  you  going to do this  awful stuff  for  me ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:13:10 PM
  quickdop Uhm! I don't feel too well..........................
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 01, 2008, 08:13:33 PM
hey diana wats with the new photo.... look like one of those parking meter girls in pretoria........meter b..tch i think they were called there.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:14:26 PM
Sorry Sandy, I'm going to have to take a raincheck on that - did you forget I'd promised Diana I'd pick her up in Okiep!

:emot186:

Perhaps another time!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 08:16:34 PM
 quickdop    :auguri1:    quickdop

Now Rhona's telling lies as well....... cl1

HEY CHRIS....go eat poop.   NEVER mess with a drunken tart.   thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
Rhona - please don't tell me you've been into the J&B as well? It's bad enough with one in the house consuming more than his fair share!

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 01, 2008, 08:18:51 PM
 :culo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:20:48 PM
Uhm! It wasn't my fault Michelle and they used up all the water so I had to drink it neat - Hey gals Have any of heard of a 'fluffy duck?''.............A mixture of Baileys and Brandy! Any chance a few fluffy ducks Sandy???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:22:50 PM
Aren't you supposed to keep repeating the words 'fluffy duck' until you get the letters mixed up and end up with ???????



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
@ Georg ..  its all inthe spirit of sunday night recklessness .. work looms awfully like a  grey cloud ..   we trying our  darndest to  blow it away .. what  are you having to drink ?/ settle in and enjoy ...

picked up more  replies ..

Chris  10/10 ..  hey diana wats with the new photo.... look like one of those parking meter girls in pretoria........  better  expression   Boetebessie   reminds me of the night these two very butch  very  dikey   ladies ticketed me  in  rondebosch .. parking was chaos cos of the  renovations going on at fountain center  .. these two took advantage of the situation ..   I popped into  chemist quickly  . 5 mins max and came out and here were they writing out the ticket ... I was livid .. but  kept my composure  .. and  after getting the ticket  said  to the one  that agve it to  me  .. ' by the way  your ( boyfriend ) is  quite  handsome "  .. I only  got a loud growl ..

Rhona .. you  suddenly  feeing not well .. scared I'm going to  share out  more  of my work ..

Michele  .. sorry  Dianas in the bar already ... drovein a  sudden hurry in topless  sportscar gold chain and all  .. no geting  out of it ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 01, 2008, 08:26:54 PM
rhona sounds similar to a springbokkie.......cape velvet and peppermint liquir
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 08:27:57 PM
Quote from: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Only a Sunday night session daddy Georg - honest

And what a night that is.......you are full of beans  yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 08:29:17 PM
 Sandy, i take that invite, what do you offer ???  quickdop ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:31:59 PM
A glass  of good cabernet .. aged for 15 years .. special reserve ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
 :emot26:

Okay Sandy, um, just going to fetch my notepad and then we can, um, get started!

:emot98:

As she makes a quick exit for the door! Goodnight all - see you tomorrow!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:34:06 PM
No! he wants a Fluffy duck - make him say it three times really fast and then he can have a double......

@ Chris - no peppermint in this one..........

@ Everyone - Grab that lady that's backing out of the bar...........who's going to clean up - Uhm! Not me byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Off the hook  Michele .. you got kids  ,MIKE and Shadow ( poop picking up included ) to deal with  tomorrow  . just trying my luck as usual  .   cl1 off to bed with you ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 01, 2008, 08:37:27 PM
 thnx  thnx  thnx

gnite

e154

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 08:38:55 PM
MY Fluffy duck
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 01, 2008, 08:39:13 PM
try it .......... substitute the cape velvet for baileys.........very nice
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:39:35 PM
 No Rhona .. Georg was always serious with his drinks .. no mixing ..  Its a killer .. we should all know that ..  see what it does  quickdop we end up looking awful , pale and pukey ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
Diana you fluffy duck looks more like roadkill  after 10 cars have  gone over it ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 08:47:22 PM
Here we go again ...  road to ruin ..  mixing drinks ...



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
I scanned my real duck!!!!!!!!!

gnite     YOU ALL JUST BEING NASTY TO ME TO-NITE>       I'll just wait till you all go away and talk to myself.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 01, 2008, 09:04:04 PM
Come back, come back where are you all going....I was only joking.    :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 09:06:00 PM
Careful Diana  the MIWC  will come looking for you again  .. No  never  nasty   dear me  ..  I'm  just  off  to bed .. i will leave you witha pic of Diana and Rhona  going in for the kill  ..( see what   mixing drinks can do to  you ?/ )  be  afraid  Mike  very afraid  tomorrow  looms  real ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 09:09:31 PM
Oh Shee .. sizing of pics  i forgot in the moment .. ( confess I mixed  white whine with red wine )   see what  happens ?? Now  I  will  ahve  Georg on my case again ..   giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 01, 2008, 09:10:40 PM
Gnight ... Zzzzzz
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 01, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
Sorry, i had to go. I see you had a good time

Gnight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 02, 2008, 08:24:15 AM
  goodmorning 
A brand new day and the whole thing starts again.............a big glass of water and a couple of ice-cubes please, Mr. Barman......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 02, 2008, 11:40:05 AM
Help - I need  back-up - 15 bots online and where are the rest of the bot squad? All suffering this morning I suppose!

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

Rhona - I warned you to stay away from the J&B!

I think we're going to need to recruit some daytime bot squadders!

abouttime
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 02, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
 BierSuip   cheers      just popped in for a quick one.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 02, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Helloooooooo - what an absolutely wonderfull day, summer has hit the Emerald Isle for a few days anyway! How's tricks with everyone this evening?
  cheers  oh and sure while I'm here......  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 02, 2008, 09:08:58 PM
Hellooo Rhona!! WE having whiskey again to-night are we. Comming up.....as our barman has a hangover and is nursing strippers elbow.   quickdop  quickdop
While you having sunshine, I've been a ickle bit cold to-day. We had a beautiful day here yesterday,went to the Waterfront for lunch and sussed out some navey ships with BIG guns and stuff.
I'll have a last drink with you then off to my warm bed.  quickdop  quickdop

gnite

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter shooter
That should keep us covered till morning.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 02, 2008, 09:16:20 PM
I'm  here  after finishngoff the crap for  seminar tomorrow .. im watchingyou  .. and how did Mike  survive  thedragon attack  today ..?? see waht too much booze and a mean  dispositiondoes for you ??  . How  you girls doing ..me  in for a while  and then  offf to  bed ..  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 12:48:26 PM
  :emot98: Well hellooooooooo there - just wondering what this place is like during the day and so I sneaked in and took a peak - and what do you know, if it isn't those wonderfull leprechauns stocking the bar; re-arranging the furniture and plumping our cushions for later..........And there was Mike taking credit for all that hard work!!!  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 03, 2008, 12:50:39 PM
@ Rhona, good girl, have one on me as a recognition of your work, but only one !!!!!  bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 12:53:01 PM
  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 03, 2008, 01:36:12 PM
Hi Rhona, welcome to the day shift.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 01:37:51 PM
Hiya Carl - alright? How was yesterday?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 03, 2008, 01:53:18 PM
Well pretty ordinary actually. The sun rose in the east and set in the west later on. A few dark clouds moved in at 09h05 when the examiner handed out the questionaires. The subject was "Software Development 2", the exam required us to develop a Visual Basic program for an ice skating rink, that would keep track of and accumulate the individual 10 scores of a number of contestants in a competition. The program had to display the skater's total and average scores as well as their name and add a Mr or Mrs prefix automatically based on their gender. Pretty nasty.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 03, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
On A Scale of 0-10, how would you say you fared?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 03, 2008, 02:06:06 PM
I'm just hoping for a pass. My semester mark for the subject was 81%, so theoretically only 40% was needed in the exam to pass the subject. Funny enough, I wrote a similar program during my preparations for the exam, but during the exam the purple haze set in big time.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 03, 2008, 02:14:37 PM
Welcome back Carl!  One down, how many to go? Or was that the only subject for now?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 02:23:21 PM
@ Carl - Huh??? Did you go ice-skating yesterday???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 03, 2008, 05:19:33 PM
Nope, I had to develop a VB program for a Ice Rink as part of my exams. Hi Bertie, one down, one to go. Next subject is on the 17th
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 07:00:10 PM
Ouch  site was  slow earlier ..plus i just installed  full house trend antivirus  last night ..   PC been doing funny things  since  but seems to have settled down .. Hows the bar doin ?? Strategy session went wel l today .. highly participative .. no putting  anyone on the spot .. a good sign for future things to come..  Nice venue the  pink lady   the nellie ..  after finish a 3:00 gave  new bosslady a lift to her hotel in  waterfront .. we  ended  up walking through waterfront and to Cape grace ..  shared a bottle of good shiraz plus two irish coff to finish off  .. nice easy getting to know you better chat  time , but then me  enjoy the  snuggle up cosy on sofa times .. got  home 7 .. taking it easy  .. and now  for a bit of duty .. bathed ..  clean  uniform  on  .. Ok  what we having to drink .. and I want some news and skinner ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:02:58 PM
A fat frog please...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 03, 2008, 07:11:28 PM
Sorry Sandy - not much skinner in O'mund tonight - there aren't enough people left to cause any skinner!

Anyway, I'm off to but kids to bed so keep my seat warm and make that two fat frogs - I'll be drinking with Rhona this evening!

daman

Glad to hear your SWOT analysis went well!

:36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 07:16:22 PM
Kids to bed ..  two fat frogs .. Omlette .. sleep .. wake up  kids ..  breakfast  ..  dog poop  .. Spar .. ..  Me ??    barman .. stripper .  get  drunk .. to bed   wake up ,walk dog feed dog , feed  me  , dog poop ,,  work .. all sound so familiar ?/ maybe we all just become strippers and poledancers hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:17:25 PM
Whoa! Does some-one need a hug???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 03, 2008, 07:21:02 PM
Did I hear hug? Here's one for y'all   bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
Group hug guys & gals.........  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 07:31:06 PM
Ok Huddle up  make  sure the fake tan does not rub off  on any of you .. looks good under low light but hideous in daylight ...  Aaah ! feels good .. now   next round .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:39:04 PM
Fluffy duck - please
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 03, 2008, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:17:25 PM
Whoa! Does some-one need a hug???
Yeeeeeeeeeees as often as possible  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:46:39 PM
Nothing in the world beats a bone crushing hug.........  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on June 03, 2008, 07:54:01 PM
Lance Olivier read your mail.
meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 07:57:44 PM
You giving out hugs on the quiet???   :emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 07:59:17 PM
Where's Diana .. she got poledancers  elbow ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 08:09:42 PM
Uugh! still going so slow like walkingthrough mud ..spoiling tings ..  me off to bed ... Rhona you in charge of bar ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 08:11:00 PM
network heard mythreat .. suddenly up to speed  last round anyone ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 03, 2008, 08:12:33 PM
WHOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOO! The milky bars are on me...........  cheers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - So close to being in charge  notfair
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 03, 2008, 08:15:43 PM
Embrace the responsibility Hon ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 03, 2008, 08:45:15 PM
Me taking the last few sips as well now, then outta here office.  Nice hot bath (gonna spoil myself with the freshest, softest homemade nougat I got from a client today), the off to bed.

You okay to handle all the bots and gremlins here, Rhona?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Hello, anybody out there or is it self service tonight?

Oops, forgot about the bots as well - don't worry I've got them covered as well!

:emot112:

motorbike  shooter  motorbike  shooter  motorbike  shooter

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 06:45:27 PM
Oooh! As I'm the only mature person online at the moment - can I be in charge?  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
 :gum1:

Who says you're the most mature? Huh, tell me, tell me, tell me

:emot172:

:ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 06:51:53 PM
Not only am I the most mature - I am the ONLY mature person online............na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa
  arse  arse  arse  arse  arse  arse  arse  arse  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 06:53:12 PM
 notfair

:emot111:

I'm gonna tell Mike on you!!!!!

:emot98:

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 07:01:10 PM
 notfair I've got to put kids to bed and Rhona gets to stay in the bar.

Pam and Mike S you'd better get in here and keep an eye on the place!

:emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:04:03 PM
All by myse-e-e-elf;
lalalalala
''Ah hello Rho, would you like a drink?''
''Well, now that you mentioned it, I think I'll have a beer - oh and I'll have Michelles' one as well''  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 04, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
Just you leave mine alone     BierSuip    I'm watching you.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 04, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
 :wow1:  Hello you all's  -  so, Rhona, you acting as barlady as well?  Hand me a cold Windhoek please.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:22:11 PM
Ah now ladies, ladies - I'm in charge tonight - ye can have a beer for each hand  BierSuip  BierSuip
Anyone for a packet of  :emot10:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 04, 2008, 07:24:44 PM
Righty then  -  two beers and two   :emot10:       -   haven't eaten all day - just about to the point of starvation now.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:28:49 PM
Ooooh! Don't worry about food, Dalene - we serve all sorts when I'm in charge.............fancy some  faceinfood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 07:35:39 PM
Oh Good Rhona's on duty .. I dint have to change into  my uniform .. What you wearing as Uni  Hon ??   and whats my special 2nite ??

@ Mike these smileys are doing it again .. slooow .... my  replies go via  snailmail ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 04, 2008, 07:39:10 PM
Yippeeee  -  well dressed with olive oil -  please don't go sparingly with the tomato & basil pesto  -  what do you add to that  -chicken breast cutlets sautayed in a rich cream sauce?  What's for dessert?

Don't forget my drinks order in the meantime.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 04, 2008, 07:41:42 PM
 gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:47:52 PM
@ Diana - I think you hit the wrong smiley.........not goodnight yet - we have a long night ahead.

@ Dalene - I was thinking of chicken breast, cooked with small chunks of smaked bacon and mushrooms all tossed nicely in a white wine sauce and for desert......how about Baileys meringue? All served with our finest Windhoek draft

@Sandy - you just relax on the comfy cushions and I'll be right over with your favourite Shiraz.......as for my uniform - why a maid of course
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 07:50:05 PM
Diana still nursing that  poledancing elbow ?? Sloans  liniment  and  a Liz Taylor diet of booze and painkillers helps  helps ..  wheres my drink .. the site is slow and so's the service ..

Picked up your reply .. One of those maids uniforms  from  Playgirl or standard regulation  type ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:52:44 PM
I changed my mind - I don't want to be a maid...............I'd love to wear a gorilla suit
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on June 04, 2008, 07:56:26 PM
Talking of gorilla suits------Rhona did you ever see the Cadburys Ad on T.V?

It was done to Phil Collins,'Something in the Air' hoolahoop1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 08:01:12 PM
Gorilla  suit ..  Ok  that  way  you keep us  all very  much under control ..  By the way  how  intimidating does a  midget gorilla  look .. ??

sip  sip  gently .. ahh good  choice  of shiraz ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 08:04:37 PM
@ Pam - great add, but Cadbury always do good ones - just makes you want to run out and get a chocolate bar.

@ Sandy - less of the midget - more vertically challenged.............  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 08:24:13 PM
Oh well  at least you wont have any of the men with lewd  thoughts and intentions  pawing at you hey .. I dont think  dark hairy females are their idea of fun .. but then  after a few too many  jungle fever might set in .?? 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 08:27:57 PM
Rhona !  wheres my refill ?  I see you run off ... What dont  tell me some  deviant that finds  dark hairy females is chasing you down the street ...  You can filll us in  on your  adventure tomorow Ok ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 04, 2008, 08:40:52 PM
Last round .. me out of  here  ..let  the  fairies goblins and leprechauns clean up   .. it will be  spick and span  in the morn ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 05, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
Jeepers Creepers,I'm getting very p*ssed off here. This thing has been so slow lately,I can shave my legs waiting for a page to load. I see Sandy is having the same problem,oh what could it be? I've done the defragmenting thing. SO I just log off before I smash something.  Enough of that, how my drunken fellow bot squaders doing?  I have a tale to tell thought it rather cute. Off I went with my 3yr old Morgan to the gardens to feed the squirrels and then to the meusem to-day. She saw straight away that the animals and things weren't real,she then spies out a penguin and runs up to the display,suddenly throws her arms up and shouts on top of her voice " OH my G*D Happy Feet is also dead". Feeling rather embarressed that she used the G*d word,theres me repeating "Oh gosh, Oh gosh I think his sleeping". Well that was my granny story for the day.

Now lets party  discodance  BierSuip  discodance  BierSuip

Maybe I can pluck my eyebrows while this is posting
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
  laughpoint  Well now let's all stop and look at the embarrassed granny.... he! he! he!

Okay guys - where's the bloody barman - I'm telling you there'll be hell to pay if I have to get back into that monkey suit and serve again tonight.........

Hey Diana, we need to negotiate contracts - that Sandy is on a warning; what you having while we wait for him to show up to work........  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 05, 2008, 07:51:08 PM
 shooter  shooter  shooter   shooter   damn that little critter tried to sneak passed while we were odering our drinks from our non- exsistent barman.  Rhona I'm away for one night and you donn a gorilla suit,you know it doesn't suit our image. Rocky Horror outfits can pass.
Now for that drink mmmm  I think while I,m still in granny mode I'll have a G n T  quickdop

I see Koos (Charlie) is watching us in our bar but sends chocolates from undercover topics...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 08:09:45 PM
He is always watching us - even when he is asleep; he has one eye open - watching and waiting!

  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter One G n T coming up; would you like a slice of lemon?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 05, 2008, 08:17:20 PM
Lemon yes.....was just thinking to me myself here...we haven't seen Val in the bar lately mmmm I wonder if Chris has banned her or what? She was comming along so well with her  poledancing1 routine. I think he may feel a bit threatened.
tra lalala   and baby makes her blue jeans talk  tra lalala  quickdop   Good band here to-nite, where did you find them Rhona?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 08:21:13 PM
Sandy booked them before he bunked off duty - He thought we would sing along to these guys and forget about him...........well; no chance of that happening - Michelle is out looking for him; she's taken Shadow and they are  e180 around the place.....he shouldn't be too hard to find; I mean how many people do you see walking around in and orange furlined 'uniform'

How about another?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 05, 2008, 08:31:19 PM
 :36_2_35:  Can just picture him, its freezing out there,his probably got purple "buns".  Tell her to look out for that,a dead give away. I'll have another GnT for the road, then off to bed, as the slowness of this "thing "is getting to me now.
I'm off to another bar to-morro nite so I'll catch you all Saturday.    quickdop    gnite   e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 08:35:31 PM
Another Bar???  :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 05, 2008, 08:41:52 PM
happy days my friends,rhona you got a big kiss and hug from me and daddy georg,wev talking just now,luvs ya babe
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 05, 2008, 09:01:04 PM
And you lot skinnering about the absent furlined codpiece orange uniformed me .. well I'm here  ... and network up to speed .. its been fustrating  . the same sh..t Diana's been aving .. went out for Pizza again  2night .. walk down to local ..  Mmmm some very good eye contact dish experiences ..  reminds me I'm still very much alive .   so whats for drinks  girls and boys ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
Well helloooooooooo there - look who decides to turn up for work at this hour; when everyone has gone home and not even the wiff of pizza; never mind a slice.......did you have pineapple on it - well did you? did you? did you?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 05, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
 No  I had mexicana ..  nice and spicy .. Paul had  something with pineapple  we swopped a  slice or two ..  .. but  best  of the evening  was the dish eyeconact  .. better than food ..   so  whats for  drinks  ... something  sensible ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 05, 2008, 09:27:13 PM
Something sensible and a good conversation......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 05, 2008, 09:52:36 PM
 That we having Hon  ..gawd this bar has  suddenly  become  respectable ??  actually  thinking back to me  afternoon to early  evening session with new bosslady  ..  we huddled in a corner  of the bar in  cape grace  and  shared the bottie of shiraz  .. she  even took her boots off   . we  have this off duty friendship  .. professional at work  .. anyhow she also been a  good  and  concerned   person to  me since loss last  year  ..  but  then again as i always said .. people  gravitate toward me for that sort of  cuddle up on the sofa thing .. I had jaol  come around this evening  to drop of some of  johns mail ( believe it or not 8 months down the line a  deceased  person  still gets mail  ?/ ) we sat and  chatted and  all he  had to say  to  was .. " Sandy  your  home was always peacefull and so nice and  relaxing to be  in  ".. it  has not  changed one  bit .. its  what  we  about  ..   I carry on that legacy ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 05:24:21 AM
Sandy, Rhona, Diana, Bobby, didn't you perhaps see any suspicious strangers popping into the bar (er, sorry, headquarters) last night while on night shift?  I suddenly have problems posting replies, I constantly get "time-outs" from my server and it only happens in the forum.  Just wondering if you noticed anything out of the ordinary?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 05:38:16 AM
Nobody answering!
I think they all just fell asleep and are pressing the escape button by mistake. Everytime you post, they "escape" and your post doesn't arrive...
bling1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 06, 2008, 06:38:28 AM
Bertie  .. too right  .. I  get similar  probs on this site .. have complained that the smileys freeze up  and  the  whole  reply  thing  just freezes ...   must  be the  bots ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 06:47:15 AM
Hi Sandy. I use broadband, don't know about you guys. And yet my pc has problems with opening the post section. It takes ages to load the page (smileys). And then, if I'm to fast in "sending" (before all smileys are loaded) it seems the program hassels with uploading the post und loading the smileys at the same time. The end is, it takes a while. So if you have 56kb it'll take even longer.
Maybe Mike or my oldman no more.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 06, 2008, 06:54:33 AM
For a change, things run fine here.....

That can be many problems the 2 of you encounter

Server, Provider, PC

I also have days like that here with AOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 07:04:47 AM
Oh yes Aol.
Used to be better. Since they call themselves Alice (jointventeure??? haven't a clue) everthing is different. Communication doesn't work either.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 06, 2008, 07:38:16 AM
AOL could be the best if it worked......

When i have problems surfing with AOL browser, i switch over to firefox, that works far better

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 07:48:48 AM
I prefer Interne Explorer. Firefox seems slower, but it's supposed to be safer.
Is that true?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 08:04:00 AM
Internet Explorer sometimes clashes with my antivirus program, so I'm using Firefox now.  Much better and quicker.  It's only when I'm uploading a reply.  Maybe the smiley's do have a role to play.  Sandy, we're both in CT area, maybe there's a big spaceship overhead, that's why our signal is interrupted.  I use 3G vodafone connection at the moment.
Thanx for all your replies and advice!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 08:32:51 AM
Aha!!!  :emot112:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 06, 2008, 09:24:41 AM
I hardly ever use I-Explorer, cant tell if that is safer.

Since i watch lots of vidoes, i found out that firefox handles that the best for me.

AOL sucks !!!!!! Tried the up and downlod tests, with AOL browser i sometimes only get 1/3 of the speed, wheere as the firefox exeeds the speeds by up to 30 %

To Jun. Go to my Homepage under links what is my IP you find that test. It only works for Germany providers.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 12:47:02 PM
I have no idea what I'm using, but this problem I'm having is recent ,about a week. Those time out thingy's Berties talking about and then when I want to repost I see it has posted.Also taking ages to open a page. I'm having a good moment here right now all seems to be going well,better not talk to soon .....let me try and post this.
Well let me have a drink while I'm here and warm up for my outing to-nite  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

AND please no gorilla suits while I'm gone, we have a reputation to uphold.    poledancing1     boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 12:56:40 PM
You see, Diana, you're also in the same valley (CT).  So maybe we should be wary - might be some truth in my alien spaceship over CT theory!  Some new "bot threat" to watch out for!!!
I must say, so far today it has been better my side as well, even with a few yellow chappies like this:
grab
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:06:06 PM
 shooter shooter shooter  them down those darn aliens,it must be them, Sandy is in the same valley having problems.

Lets have a beer Bertie, just because we can  BierSuip  BierSuip  Heee Heeee when everybody come to the bar to-nite it'll be dry.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:11:29 PM
Good idea Diana, while we from down here have good reception, let's have one.  My first visit to the bar!  Just dont expect me to try my hand at  poledancing1
maybe we should ask Sandy over, then the three Capies can empty the stock before the rest join in tonite!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:15:53 PM
Don't worry about the  poledancing1 you can jump out of the  present   I dressed in your Officer and a Gentleman uniform. I think Sandy is asleep now as his on nite shift.  We've finished the beers so lets start on the Whiskey...Blue label good for you.... quickdop  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:20:26 PM
Thanks, cheers! Looks like it's going to rain tonite, so let's lite the fireplace so the bar is warm when the rest arrive.  I'll have to leave at 5 though, have to get some rest before theater tomorrow morning.  Don't want a wisdom teeth patient to leave with a breast reduction!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:36:35 PM
Well I suppose seen as though we've drunk all the alcohol the least we can do is light a fire.    I would hope no breast reductions done by a dentist.Scew boobs and all. Watch you'll think of this in theater to-morro.  :sorriso2:
Whiskeys finished, shall we start on the Vodka?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 01:40:34 PM
Your a good laugh as always Diana. Love your humor.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:46:23 PM
'Hic, ok why not!  Getting quite hot in here.  Yup, I'll probably think of this tomorrow, 'hic, hope I only start laughing AFTER the patient's ashleep!!!!  Oops, starting to shlurr a little.
Wait a minute, are you sure this is Vodca?  Tastes a little shusspissshus.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:47:39 PM
Georg, glad you popped in.  Please help me keep track of my cooldrinksh, 'hic
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 01:48:10 PM
Hey Bertie. I hope your not leaving anybody anesthetesized in your theater while you lite the fire...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:49:43 PM
 e154  Well hello me Darling "Boy Georg" am I not a lucky girl here in the bar with 2 hunks. Now I think you can jump out the  present wearing your bunny- boy outfit.  Ok vodka's ( cheap vodka,that was will have to speak to Michelle again)finished....lets finish off the brandy quickly, before my Stephen gets home and I have to look busy. mmmmm I think I'll start cooking the supper.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 01:52:45 PM
I'll give you a hand with supper and we'll have more time for the  present and  quickdop ...  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:54:39 PM
Georg, you sly fox!  What's for dinner Diana?  Suddenly getting the munchies.  Are you sure that is basil you're serving with the peanuts?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 06, 2008, 01:55:10 PM
Geez, whilst you guys have been lighting fires and emptying the bar we have been surrounded by bots!

shooter  motorbike  shooter  motorbike  shooter  motorbike

There's nothing wrong with the vodka, you just can't taste it after all the beer and whiskey you've been consuming!

quickdop

I just hope you lot tidy up before the rest arrive - we don't want a repeat of last time!


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:57:06 PM
 :sorriso2: Well my time is up.     e154     guys.

Must still go think about what to cook?  Basil ,yes ,imported
What !!!!! quick hide Michelle has arrived, quickly before we have to clean up.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 01:59:00 PM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 01:54:39 PM
Georg, you sly fox!  What's for dinner Diana?  Suddenly getting the munchies.  Are you sure that is basil you're serving with the peanuts?

For Dinner? EH!  present and  quickdop I think that'll do Berie. But remember, 3's a croud.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 06, 2008, 02:05:15 PM
 :emot172:

I couldn't leave you by yourself with the guys Diana!

Supper so far:

Mike wants rib and chips (thank goodness not an omelette)

:emot19:

Shannon wants French Toast, still have to ask Cameron what she wants.

That is if I ever finish tidying up in here!

:emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 02:07:08 PM
Hi Michele. Nice of you to join in, but I think his dinner isn't the kind you would serve your kids.  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 02:12:58 PM
See what i mean?  I think Georg is still suffering from jet-lag.  Michelle, ribbetjie would be nice - enough for me to take a doggie bag?  Something for the road.  Sure Mike wont mind, I'll just give him a Tintin book to keep him busy!  Diana, now you're not alone anymore.  I'll get a nice "loop-dop", then I'll be on my way.  What should it be?  Any suggestions, I can't see properly from here.  Sorry Michelle, I'll get off the table.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 06, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
Bertie, are you sure you haven't been playing with the anaesthesia?  Methinks your mind is wandering! :36_2_35:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 02:17:31 PM
No-no, shurly not, Cherry.  I'll blame this one on the barlady!  Better shtart behaving, I see Dalene and Sandy are on their way.  Have to clear these glashses from the table.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 06, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
You're shlurring - hic - careful with thoshe glashes - hic!  Danshing on the tablesh time?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 06, 2008, 02:19:46 PM
No  Not  sleeping  ..  you  guys  and  gals  drinking  early   ??   AA  for  the lot  of  you !!  .. drove  out  to veldrif to a customer this morning  ..  nice  trip  .. went to  harbour  and drove around the  "village'  a bit and  went  to  the harbour   Aah ! that  west  coast feeling    . that fishing   village feel  .. and  yes the west  coast .. born on it  .. feel it in  your  veins ...  felt  quite  invigorated   afterwards ..   ..   finishing  up at  work and  them woolies  to shop and then  home ..     relax  and  then   Got  my  hairdresser  visting  for  dinner  tonite  .. feed him   and   then  he cuts my air  still  got to  pay  him  buts its a  cosy arrangement ..  having it  done at  home and  one  kills  two  birds with one  stone ..   maybe  see  you  reprobates in the  bar  later ..  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 06, 2008, 02:26:24 PM
Ah, West coast, just thought this morning that I should take a drive one weekend.  Havn't been further than Yzerfontein in 2 years.  (Except Otavi in Namibia for my Mom's birthday two years ago.)  Sandy, I'll be leaving before you arrive in the bar.  Sorry about the mess, wont happen again.  Hope they dont leave you talking to yourself in the bar like last night!  Have to get going now, have a nice evening guys and girls, fellow OMD'ers, etc, sleep well! 'hic quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 06, 2008, 02:28:15 PM
Me also ducking for a while - do NOT trash the bar people nor drink it dry you bunch of reprobates!   thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 05:16:07 PM
Just popped in to finish off the dregs. Off to meet Stephens brother at Chris's pub now, now.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 05:22:49 PM
my pub?? or another chris?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 05:40:40 PM
Your pub my dear.....at least I won't have to put my teeth in.   :sorriso2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 05:42:52 PM
GUZZLERS?????
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 05:45:20 PM
 :sorriso2:   I'm becoming a regular. Was it the teeth that gave it away.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 06:14:29 PM
nice pub guzzlers, nice vibe, good people and atmosphere, good grub ,big portions, especially lunch times. similar to sportsmans except its in the city, or is t view known as o mund in the city, good movie that "sex in the city" haha.what do you think of ryan, bloody slut ,bitch he is but hellof a nice guy, plenty of laughs with him di, just dyed his hair blonde now.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 06, 2008, 07:20:40 PM
What in the name of blue blazes is after going on in here..........Am I the only mug that was working to-day??? And what am I going to drink??? And where  the hell am I going to sit.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 07:32:15 PM
HI  Rhona Val here....i will relieave u in the bar...while di is enjoying herself at Chris's pub GUZZLERS.....!! pole dancing later  poledancing1 and 2 springbokkies 4 me.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 06, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Hiya Val - we haven't seen you around for a while.............I've a good mind to stay out of the bar tonight and let the hooligans from the day crowd tidy up..............But first - how are you?  cheers  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 07:48:48 PM
hi....rhona   im all good thanks....and how about yourself?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 06, 2008, 08:00:34 PM
I'm also good - shattered after a hard week at work..........looking forward to the weekend.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 06, 2008, 09:06:48 PM
Hello  hello  .. trust you all behaving ?/    Just  given  david my hairdressser and his  special man  a lift home .. made a nice  Thai fish stir fry for dinner  we all well fed  .. well dined ..   well  socialised ..  and me hair is now  neatened up  .. threatened him to within inch of life ..  cut off  3 - 4 weeks .. nothing  drastic .. he complied .. PC doing strange things again  .. cursor keeps on  going awol ..    curse you Oh cursor ..   so tell me  the  latest  you  lot ..  I know Diana  was in  early and  guzzling away  .. AA for  her  and  the  early crowd  .. I was relating  my sense of  good feeling with my west coast  trip this morning .. makes me  even more  eager to  do the November thing  . but a definite is to  spend a weekend at the village I went to  today .. such a good  eased feeling ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 07, 2008, 03:41:33 AM
Sandy, you all alone in the bar again last nite?  Thanks for keeping an eye on things.  Sorry again about the mess, I'm sure Di or Michelle put something in my drink.
Getting ready for theater, will be leaving in few minutes.
Enjoy the rugby.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 07:41:22 AM
Well helloooooooooo there Sandy - I just knew there was something different about you........why you are a nice tidy boy and what a fine haircut - looking good!  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 07, 2008, 07:47:13 AM
Ohmigawd   swink.. I think I must have been drunk last night ..  he gave me an updated  version  of the  Vernie mullet  cut !!   delete  delete  delete !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 08:12:30 AM
Ha..... busted by the Leprechaun you are...... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 08:17:01 AM
Not too much gets passed the leprechauns - talking of which; I'm planning on seeing a few tonight - heading to my moms sweet shop - and of course the pub across the road; I'd say it is looking good for a lock in....lalalalalala
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 08:18:50 AM
Does yer mom know? And anyhow I thought you were banned from the local pup? (again?)   :emot19:  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 08:22:21 AM
Ah sure Mikey - my mom will be with me............The banning only lasts until you wake the next day and the pub owner comes across for his bread and milk - sure then we're all friends again!
You will all be delighted to hear - I wont have the pc with me; so rest assured there'll be no posting done in the wee hours!!!  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
I don't suppose there's a webcam feed in that pub?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 08:29:40 AM
Oooooh! don't even mention such a scarey thing - sure how can we have the 'cheoil agus craic' if we are being watched.............you guys will just have to venture over to witness it for yourselves!
  e180 (as you don't have an plane icon - this one will have to do!!!)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 07, 2008, 08:43:23 AM
We on  our  way !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 08:46:22 AM
Excellent - I'll keep the 'Bullshit' corner free for us.............believe it or not; there is a table in one section of the pub and it has a plaque up which states 'Bullshit corner''..........half thinking I should bring the camera tonight and forward you on the pics Mike...........but we'll see!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 08:51:00 AM
BuT! But! What about the lurkers and men in black that want to keep an eye on you?

(I see the net in Namibia keeps going on and off...so if I am disconnected it is through no fault of mine)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 08:56:23 AM
It's against the law to film a leprechaun when she's having a few drinks..........How can I say I don't remember if there is a movie made of me singing!!!.................I half think 'The town I loved so well' will be sung tonight - any requests???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 08:59:38 AM
@ Rhona, give us when "Irish Eyes are smyling" i wait for you LOL giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:06:29 AM
Tra Laaaaaaa La Laaaaaaa La La La got the rythm ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 09:07:11 AM
Just in case you forget the words.....
"n my memory I will always see
The town that I have loved so well
Where our school played ball by the gasyard wall
And we laughed through the smoke and smell.
Going home in the rain running up the dark lane
Past the jail and down beside the fountain
Those were happy days in so many, many ways
In the town I loved so well.
In the early morn the shirt factory horn
Called women from Creggan, the Moor and the Bog
While the men on the dole played a mothers role
Fed the children and then walked the dog
And when times got rough, there was just about enough
But they saw it through without complaining
For deep inside was a burning pride
for the town I loved so well.

There was music there in the Derry air
Like a language that we could all understand
I remember the day when I earned my first pay
as I played in a small pickup band
There I spent my youth and to tell you the truth
I was sad to leave it all behind me
For I'd learned about life and I'd found a wife
In the town I loved so well.

But when I returned how my eyes were burned
To see how a town could be brought to it's knees
By the armoured cars and the bombed out bars
And the gas that hangs on to every breeze
Now the army's installed by that old gasyard wall
And the damned barbed wire gets higher and higher
With their tanks and guns
Oh my God, what have they done
To the town I loved so well.

Now the music's gone but they carry on
For their spirit's been bruised, never broken
Oh, they'll not forget still their hearts are set
On tomorrow and peace once again
Now what's done is done and what's won is won
And what's lost is lost and gone forever
I can only pray for a bright brand new day
In the town I loved so well."



and I request Galway Bay!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Mike, now sing it for us, i like to hear the tune, must be good but sad ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:11:51 AM
Looks like Rhona is practising ..... idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 09:12:31 AM
@ Georgswa Can you believe I don't know that one...........shame on me!!!

@ Mike - words look good but what about 'Nancy Spain'?
Ahem!

''Of all the stars that ever shone,
not one does twinkle like your pale blue eyes,
And like golden corn at harvest time your hair,
Daylight peeping through the curtain of the passing night-time is your smile,
And the sun in the sky is like your laugh,

Sailing in my boat, the wind gently blows and fills my sail,
Your sweet scented breath is everywhere.
Come back to me my Nancy,
linger for just a little while,
since you've left these shores - I've known no peace or joy.'

No matter where I wonder;
I'm still haunted by your name
The portrait of your beauty stays the same
Standing by the ocean wondering where you've gone; if you'll return again
Oh where is the ring I gave to Nancy Sapin''

Tra lalalalalalalala
  BierSuip  
e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 09:12:43 AM
I love that song , but you're right .... it is depressing... I always remember my father playing it..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:14:18 AM
@ Rhona, i can hardly beleive that you dont know........

When irish eyes are smyling
its like a morn in spring..........

.....sure they take your heart away
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 09:14:42 AM
@ RHona.. I don't think I know that song... to be honest
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:16:27 AM
We must revive caseys and learn all thes songs,

@ Mike bring Jock along, that would be smashing.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 07, 2008, 09:17:02 AM
Depressing??? Galway Bay or The Town I loved so well?

I know Georgswa - shame on me!!!

@Mike You don't know Nancy Spain? I'll sing it for you when we meet - what about 'Me and Bobby Magee'? - love that song............

@Georgswa - bring me along toooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
No Galway Bay is OK

We had that sung in the players night with different lyrics

If you ever go across the sea to irland
Thats if my mother in law has past away.........


................

On her chest she has tattoed the map of irland
and when she takes her bath on saturday
..........................
and watch the sud run down by Galway Bay

I dont recall the name of the guy that sung it, a guy with a beard, he worked with the estimaters and Bill Singer,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 09:27:03 AM
I checked that

It was Malcom Mason well known in my time....... i am getting old, the grey cells.....LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 07, 2008, 09:47:24 AM
Hi everyone, what's up with the depression tunes? Thanks for mentioning 'Me and Bobby Magee', Rhona. I never was a big fan of Kris Kristofferson in OM, but my dad had every record ever made by him. It got to a point where he knew all the lyrics off by heart and would quote phrases from them during day to day conversations.

My mom still blames Kris Kristofferson's lyrics for fuelling my Dad's depression in OM. After his death, my mom threw all his records away.

Funny enough though, I've recently become somewhat of a fan, and have quite a few mp3's of his in my vast collection. Personally, I think they'r not half bad. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 07, 2008, 01:15:29 PM
Glad to see you all enjoyed your sing song last nite.I heard Jimmy Hendrix"s Hey Joe last nite for the first time in a long while, O'mund days came floading back.
@ Bertie...What is your connection to Yserfontein? We spend quite a bit of time there on long week-ends.

shooter  shooter  shooter   let me nail a few Bots here while you all watching rugby.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 07, 2008, 01:57:13 PM
@ Diana - Quite a few of my patients stay there.  You know, some of them actually drive in every day to work here in Kuilsriver - and it's quicker to get here, than driving from here to CT central???!!!  No other connection, just know some people! meanpuff
Back to the rugby....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 07, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
You  Lot !!   .. you  all in the  bar early  again !!  shame on  you  .. again  repeat  after me   " my name is .... ..... and  I am   a  lush "  for  me  I'm going to  have to dose myself up   and crawl into warm bed .. got the  damm snorfels  (  al those  sick  bugers at work  their  germs  finally got to me ) anyhow its  cold here  .. another pet hate .. WINTER ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 07, 2008, 02:35:59 PM
Huh ! now they all appear to ahve moved to the  bar next door .. the one  with the  TV so they can watch rugby ..  enjoy .. me   dosed up and   now  under the covers  .. maybe I make some port negus 2nite ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 07, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
@Rhona.... It bothered me that you mentioned a folk song that I never heard of, thank goodness for the net, coz I just had to download it..... The CHristy Moore version..... a poem in motion.... slow ...very slow.... now I'm off to Paul's for the rugger after party and cocktail evening.......... :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 07, 2008, 04:52:54 PM
I'm spitting 15_3_27

Where is everyone - 19 bots online and everyone's probably pissed after the rugby!

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

I hope there will be a bar to return to!

shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 04:56:07 PM
Who cares about rugby, i stay in the bar....... quickdop cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 07, 2008, 05:01:23 PM
Well, will you at least give me a hand with these bots please! You can hold your drink in one hand and fire with the other!

quickdop  shooter

abouttime

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 05:04:57 PM
There is a bot trying to register right now, from Japan, lets see what happens

we will shoot him if...... shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 05:08:50 PM
I got to go,

Sandy has signed in, he will take care here.......have fun  blue_bird
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 07, 2008, 05:11:25 PM
Are you joking Georg or can you know these things........ 15_3_27   him down in flames.
I was here earlier and caught 4 of them trying to steal our beer. Well I got on my  motorbike and chased them down  shooter  shooter  shooter  now Michelle tells us they back and they've brought reinforcements..... so Michelle you take the left flank and Georg you the right, I'll just wait here incase they come back        :emot182:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 07, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
I've got the left flank covered Diana but Georg reckons he's got to go, you'll have to get Sandy to cover the right - I see he's decided to join us.

Mike S - stop fooling around with the smileys and give us a hand here okay!!!!!

15_3_27

Why is the dragon green and not red - can't have you supporting Barnato too much here!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on June 07, 2008, 05:40:21 PM
relax
the bots are out numbered for a change
bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 07, 2008, 05:43:25 PM
Must've been your  15_3_27 that scared them away!

I see it also managed to scare Diana and Sandy away as well!

Dop!  simpson

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 07, 2008, 06:13:51 PM
NO no I was undercover......will plan our next phase of attack while I'm in the    :bagno1::

I'll take my cell with   :emot19_2:  if you need help.   Back in a flash  :emot98:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 07, 2008, 06:43:07 PM
Uuugh ! I feel so useless 2nite .. I got  the  snorfels from hell .. I thought a good lie down would help me feel better .. not so ..  Nose  ruuning  like  a drain .. lots of tissues .. eyes streaming .. made a quick fish curry  to warm me up and I think i am  really going to go undercover  .. the bedcovers .. i'm going to have to clock out and leave you  folk to the bots ..   Gnight ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 08, 2008, 03:18:19 AM
Sandy, hope you're feeling better today!!  Glad you didn't sit up in the bar on your own until late again!
Hope the flu bug has been squashed!  image06

PS:  I like the green Barnato dragon! abouttime
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 08, 2008, 10:16:41 AM
 image14 YOU GONNA GET CARROTS FOR THIS MAN 15_3_27,RHODES RULE,THERS NO DISPUTE,JUST ACCEPTENCE,BE REAL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 12:47:46 PM
@ Mike

The Bot is here again

Just for the record 61.177.248.202 and 221.224.93.118

Blocked both !!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 08, 2008, 02:51:14 PM
 :emot112_2:  You got the hang of it.... both are Spam bots...way to go.... You ban on the IP address?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 02:53:49 PM
Yes mike, banned forever....

I missed them yesterday, they disappeared before i cought them buggers LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 08, 2008, 03:02:14 PM
See , the men are once again doing the real Bot buster work in here, not those blonde bombshells that run around pisssed in here everynight...   :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 03:06:16 PM
Mike those Pi....cats lay in the corner every night, shame on them.

But someone told me, you lay under the bar counter, is that true ???? image20
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 08, 2008, 03:11:08 PM
It's that Irish girl.... she's the bad influence on all our mature ladies.....  dancing on the bar counter..... and then sleeping under it........   hoolahoop1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 05:25:47 PM
Whoa! there now shorty!!! - you can't blame the irish -  image11 - cause the ladies enjoy a good dance about the place........at least while we are on the counter, there is less chance that ye can stomp on our toes!

Arrived home from the local pub at 03:30........what a great night - was all ready to go home at midnight, when the owners arrived in and locked the door.............Ooooh! the lock-in; and so the white flag was raised  image24 abd we settled in for a few more bottles.

And then today - what a day!!! the start of the 'Hurling Championship' - day one of the long road to the second Sunday in September for the final in Dublin..........my team - Tipperary, in their blue and gold - took on my husband, Micks' team - Cork, better known as the Rebels in their red; What a game - the sliotair (ball) made of a ball of hard string covered in leather, was hurled, pucked and whipped up an down the field for 70 minutes plus overtime. Only one player was removed from the field to get stitches - after an extermely close game with plenty of shouting and cheering - Tipperary won the first round by 6 points............whoo!Hoo! 
:culo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 05:36:46 PM
Hello   Hello   Hello     I'm here the MATURE lady, waiting to be influenced     quickdop   discodance discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 05:42:52 PM
Well helloooooooooooo there; it's seems like ages since we danced the night away on the counter - help me push over that stool so we can climb up!
  hoolahoop1  hoolahoop1  discodance  discodance  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 06:24:19 PM
Argggggg there we go stool pushed up,  here give me your hand, ok up, go.....   Wiggle wiggle bounce bounce discodance    discodance     Cool this is fun Rhona,shall we try balancing a tower of wine glasses on our chins while we do this.


THis bl*&^%dy F^&&***&& computer is sooo slow to-nite, so if you see a beer mug flying through your screen don't panic it's only me loosing the plot.


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 07:00:54 PM
Oh well Rhona's passed out here behind the bar and I'm all alone so let me squeeze into this tutu and tapshoes of Mikes and dance the Fandango. First I'll help myself to another    BierSuip   oh my hat there's a little green man  image11  hiding behind the ........... shooter  shooter  shooter  I got him ,I got him ,the silly green bot.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 07:27:58 PM
Blady hell - you guys are not going to believe this but Diana has jusy gone and shot my man  image11 right in the  arse - the poor man was yelping about the place! Good thing I logged on again - to rescue him............Dr. Bertie can you help my man  pls

Koos - I think Diana needs to be retrained in  shooter ; either that or we need to have regular eye checks!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 07:37:10 PM
Oops....calling Dr Bertie,calling Dr Bertie. I shot the wrong green man. It was this one  15_3_27   I tell you. Let me find my glasses    :emot111:  Oh no what have I done    :emot78:

Help there's more               shooter   shooter    shooter           image06

                                      shooter shooter  shooter              image14

Heavens to Betsy they comming out of the wood work.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 07:42:39 PM
Panic over - turns out, when myself and Diana laid him on the bar counter - it was only a flesh wound; he's all patched up but wont be able to sit for a while.  image11

Who are these other lunatics  image06 &  image14 &  15_3_27 that are invading our bar, and stealing our beer???
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 07:49:40 PM
 idontknow    who they are but I'm sure they the ones that stole my boobs off the smiley board.    notfair

Bar very quiet for a Sunday nite, I know Sandy put in for sick leave and Michelle...mybe she made Omlette's.

So Rhona lets do that macarana dance.....oops sorry other direction.  quickdop  quickdop  and again, hand on bum and....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 08, 2008, 07:54:39 PM
There we  have it !!  leave these two alone and they allow allsorts into the bar  while I'm having my own personal bot attack in the form of a flu bug ..  having a nice hot toddy and  off to bed .. and yes Diana  its not the PC thats slow .. its the networks ..  ha  ha  so  much  for HSPDSA  or  whatever they call it  , thank goodness its not dial up or else we  would have  huge bills .. so has anyone fallen off the  counter yet ?/ Rhona those afterparties  are  always great  .. the two girls that used to  run Bloemers Kosteater  down the road from  us  did it  often .. come  end of evening and  they  would  if they  saw  all  were   enjoying themselves close the doors  and  well the  walk  up the hill later  was  something ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:00:02 PM
How are you feeling Sandy? - looking a little on the peaky side. Only hot whiskeys for you tonight, my friend

Just check out the balance on that lady - teetering on the edge of the counter in her stilettos - no bother to you Diana..........I'm staying with  image11 on the comfy cushions..........  BierSuip

If anybody sees Dianas' boobs - please  callme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 08, 2008, 08:05:59 PM
Peaky not even the word  :buffo1: I hate feeling like this .. its like  walking through mud .. everything too much effort .  and me so behind on so much ..  and  aslo not able to party  in the bar  notfair  . Oh well tomorrow another day .. whats the bets I wake up  fit as a damm fiddle tomorrow ??  Monday??  me going  undercover now  .. Nite Nite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 08:08:10 PM
Feeling any better Sandy? Debbie, my Lindzi and my Morgan all down with the same thing. I am freezing my boobs off here, thats probably why they lost.
Rhona you big woosy...cumfy cushions and all...so much for you influencing the MATURE ladies.

and spin two,three,four....     poledancing1    weeeeeee
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
@ Sandy - Drink plenty of liquid to keep hydrated and maybe you should take tomorrow off work.......

@ Diana - I don't know where Mike got the idea that I influence the mature ladies; it's all lies and there's not a court in the land that will believe those lies
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:10:44 PM
@ Siana
Methinks  U need Glühwein now, that will warm U up, or come here in our summer...... cat3 image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:12:25 PM
Those mature ladies dont need any influence, they are spoilt without  15_3_27
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 08:16:53 PM
Good thinking Gluhwein comming up    quickdop

Do you know where my boobs are Daddy Georg, they no-where, not even on the smiley board .  notfair  
Rhona slow down on that pole there before you fly through the window.......to late she cried....crash bang....there goes Rhona.
And Daddy Georg would know us MATURE LADIES are hot.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:18:49 PM
  :emot78: I should of stayed on my comfy cushion - then I wouldn't have shot out the window
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:20:05 PM
The Boobs are gone and the idontknow one too

Seems MikeS has removed them or was it Mike the half scot ????

Yes i know about mature Ladies......LOL uiiiiiiiiiiii  yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:24:09 PM
Mike !!!!!

I want those boobs back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR  image20
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 08:28:44 PM
 e154    You tell them Daddy Georg.   I am those boobs.

Rhona  Rhona  where you , I can't find you in that flower bed.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:31:40 PM
No fighting in the bar - or you'll be escorted off the premises...........just wait until we've finished our  BierSuip

Maybe we better give the Mikes the benefit of the doubt and see what they have to say - is it possible that we are only allowed a certain number of icons at any one time and so we swopped a couple for different ones?  A least we still have  bighug &  e154
Should we  e180 over and ask the boys what's happening?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:33:11 PM
Seems like Mike is scared to come in here, Guilty conscience ????

I want Boobs now Mike or must i get a Korn now ??? or Jägermeister ? at your responsibilty
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:35:08 PM
@ Rhona

If thats the case , the numbers ok, but i can do without  cl1 and swap for Booooooooooooobs  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 08, 2008, 08:38:29 PM
MikeS Mike S Mike S.... Not this one........  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Ooooh no George we have to have  cl1 ; especially in the morning and at night - maybe we could lose  cookin (purely cause we have 2 of them) - just a thought - maybe the 2 Mikes can shed some more light on the subject for us

Mike are we only allowed a certain number of icons at any given time?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 08:42:01 PM
@ Mike

I checked in the sets, the boobs are gone .......have you got spare ones or must i consult the playboy ???  image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 08, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
I never tried it before.... and Georg.... Only on my Laptop, which is at work..... if I post Mike S phone number in here then you could all phone him and wake him up......   thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 08:46:49 PM
Don't tempt me...I may just phone him.    quickdop   quickdop  quickdop
Hey Rhona are you going to get out of that flower bed now or what?  You need to clean your teeth.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 08:49:41 PM
  e180 I'm half way over to Mike S house to rescue your boobs from his pillow.....   thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 08:59:25 PM
 :emot19:   hope you took a  shooter along.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 09:02:42 PM
I got to go and have a drink on the german soccer team, not really my interest but.....

Germany-Poland 2:0
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PM
Took  shooter  shooter (one for each hand); As my hands will be full I'll have to kick his door down; then quickly tie him up before rescuing your boobs.......Mike A will you call over to his place sometime tomorrow and untie the man  pls - but wait until Diana has her property back intact!

@ Georgswa - are your priorities with the German team or Dianas boobs; make up your mind!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 08, 2008, 09:11:45 PM
 e154        gnite      The Madonna with the missing Boobies is off to bed .
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 08, 2008, 11:24:32 PM
well done germany,dianna your boobs are safe with bobby,had a long chat with dyan young today,cheers for the contact details,we are going to make a plan for her to visit before she comes back to sa, braai dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 04:29:38 AM
Quote from: georgswa on June 08, 2008, 08:42:01 PM
@ Mike

I checked in the sets, the boobs are gone .......have you got spare ones or must i consult the playboy ???  image06
Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs
Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Patricia Lotte on June 09, 2008, 04:57:21 AM
Wow, a boob attack ... take cover guys ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 09, 2008, 05:36:40 AM
This'll make Diana happy. Without it was wurse than pm trouble...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
Quote from: Rhona on June 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PM
@ Georgswa - are your priorities with the German team or Dianas boobs; make up your mind!
He he he that all depends

I dit not watch the match LOL

@ mike S Thanks for the boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 07:55:41 AM
 Boobs   Thanx Rhona. my boobs are back.    You can untie Mike S now Mr Alexander. Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 09, 2008, 10:54:41 AM
I think I'm seeing double!  Boobs everywhere!  Surrounded by boobs!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 09, 2008, 10:58:07 AM
Don't look to long Bertie, or you might get hypnotised. Would look strange if one of your asistants would come in seeing you parralised in front of a bunch of boobs....  :buffo9: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 09, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
Talking about paralyzed, did you guys see the Mr Bean episode where he goes to the Dentist? One of his best.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 09, 2008, 11:14:59 AM
That's true Carl But I've seen to much Mr. Bean, Monthy Python ect... Some day it's just to much.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 09, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
I've seen the Mr.Bean/dentist episode.  Good laugh.  Should show it in waiting room!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 05:14:23 PM
Another Bot 221.136.68.221, will  shooter now bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
No bother Diana - a girl should never be seperated from her  Boobs ; took me ages to wrestle Mike S - but I think he got the message in the end - although I did have to promise him a free night in the beer garden; that, and one of the Bot Squad would be his slave for the day.........Michelle - how you fixed???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 09, 2008, 06:47:13 PM
@Diana .... is'nt that... The FALLEN Madonna with the ..... ?

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 06:56:13 PM
Once again site slow .. ooooh!  I see all the regulars are slowly trooping in ..  Diana was intact and whole and  full breasted last time I got a glimpse .. Rhona looking fine .. recovered from having the  Custodian lock her up in a bar till 03:00 ..  me on recovery course .. popped in for a hot toddy .. Rhona  triple  whiskey   with  hot water , lots of  ginger , sugar , lemon etcc .. thats unless you  want to try the port negus wine from memory ??  I woke up as predicted feeling right as rain this morning ... as morning progressed I stared to feel shitty and dizzy left work at 12:30 and went home to lie down again .. everybody is sick at the moment .. I'm surrounded by coughing  snivelling  folk ..  so come  on  Rhona  on  with the  hot  triple  scotch .. another question   wrestling Mike  S ..    offering  bribes of  captured bots as slaves ??  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 07:00:39 PM
Sandy - women will promise anything when their  Boobs have been kidnapped; it was a last resort; that man just wasn't giving them up!
  image11  An irish special for a sick little puppy - Slainte
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
 Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs  A Boob attack     well hello there.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 07:27:53 PM
@ Rhona .. spot on with the word sick puppy .. although that could also mean pleasantly disturbed person  .. but then again at the moment i match both ..  Diana got any bruises from falling off the bar counter in those stillhettos  ?/ check her over carefully she gone for a body make up  cover bruises course  the grapevine tells me ..
and my final word of advice get that poor girl with the jingle jangle boobs a  sports bra please ! all that up and down and sideways movement is  going to dislocate  all  supporting  ,ligaments  stretch the skin and make the boobies go south at a rapid rate >>>   a sight we dont want to see ......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 07:30:45 PM
.....or a couple of black eyes from all that jigging about...........   cat3

(I just love that dancing cat - it is way too cute for words)  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 07:38:26 PM
 :culo1:       Black eyes indeed........went south some time ago. Always walk with shoulders back.

quickdop  poledancing1  quickdop  poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 07:47:15 PM
Hey you still looking ok I was refering to the smiley girl  who if she has a tattoo of a rose  on them that will resemble a beauganvilla hedge  with time ..  hey 24 hrs/day of jingle jangle ?? .. now  share .. do you really walk with your shoulders back ?/ its good for posture you know... Rhona  I still not got my  hot  triple with all the magic ingredients ... think I'm going to have to make my own ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 08:07:20 PM
Rhona's gone Sandy, just upped and left us.  Not even a  bye_bye .  Gone to practice her  cat3  no doubt.
So hows the sick lad then? Everybody around me sick,just waiting my turn.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 08:11:52 PM
Yup it goes around .. and so many of them had flu vaccinations ..  not me prefer to let mother nature do her thing  for me its just a sign to take it easy  a bit  .. the body talks .. and  by the  way I had to make my own hot toddy  .. tasted good ..  another one on its way ..  PS are my buns going south yet ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
I see the bar is almost empty.......

Where are the others ????

I stay in the background, have fun  cat3 image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:19:57 PM
Quote from: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 08:11:52 PM
Yup it goes around .. and so many of them had flu vaccinations .. 

Sandy, i have that vaccination every year, it does not protect from a cold, only from a viral influensa

You now have the weather i hate so much here in autumn,

i know it, have been in CT that time of the year, its still better then our winter. But that is all relative as to what you are used to.

CT has a funny climate, i prefer PE, more moderate...

Get well soon  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
Bar is very quiet to-nite.  Georg it was a lovely day to-day sun was out but not hot and can feel the chill in the wind. Then again it doesn't take much for me to be cold. I,m sitting here in winter pyjamas,a jersey,gown and Rugby socks with my slippers. I tell you am every mans fantasy.

SANDY NO YOUR BUNS ARE NOT GOING SOUTH YET> SO DON"T PANIC.  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
I tell you am every mans fantasy.
He he he, you want me come down to CT ??? dont give me ideas, i am to old now, think of my blood pressure...  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 09, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
 e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:48:59 PM
Rhona is joining us on our little tete a tete

cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 08:52:27 PM
Hey! - behave yourselves you two............turn off that smoochy music and stop that dancing -  :wow1:

I'm watching the pair of ye  :emot77: - now start drinking  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:54:52 PM
But smooching was so nice, lets cuddle and have a slow fox and then a Tia Maria for you and a scotch for me.......d´accord ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 08:58:07 PM
Behave yourself - mind your blood pressure!

I'm heading off now - Early to bed; Early to rise; makes Rho healthy, wealthy & wise...............now be good  pls

image11  Sean is in charge (pronounced Shawn!)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 09, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
Ok Rhona, wise girl, have some sweet dreams and cu
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 09:12:36 PM
Rhona Hon  you  back !!  .. another hot triple whiskey .. oh boy this feels good ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 09:24:42 PM
@ Georg i have the hot / cold and fatigue .. a sure sign of the viral attack .. normally my system very good with early warning signs  .. I normally get the  cold finger running up and down the spine  days before  .. this time taken by surprise ..  can i blame it on too many late nights in the free bar dulling my senses ?? anyhow when i get this  spine feeling i start taking action . herbal muti ect . and yes most times come out intact .. a bit of discomfort .. for me i resent being cooped up at home .. when i had pneumonia 2 years ago i nearly slit my wrists after 4 days at home .. so proceeded to do half days as I have always done when not well ..to me there  is nothing  that gives me more incentive to  live than getting up each morning and civilising myself  bath shave  .. face the real world   ... I just keep out of the way of others so as not to spread germs ... no good mouldering at home ..  uugh!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 09, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Georg as soon as you log off the bots are there .. " unknown action "  under guests ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 10, 2008, 03:38:52 AM
Quote from: Rhona on June 09, 2008, 08:58:07 PM
Behave yourself - mind your blood pressure!

I'm heading off now - Early to bed; Early to rise; makes Rho healthy, wealthy & wise...............now be good  pls

image11  Sean is in charge (pronounced Shawn!)

:emot19: :emot19: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 10, 2008, 06:15:52 AM
Ha flu schmoooo ... I felt grotty yesterday.... had 6 oranges and a med lemon and was in bed before 9 last night... up early this morning(not as early as Michele though) and feel like a million bucks today........

:emot111:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 10, 2008, 06:58:30 PM
 image14 Gee, I'm offline for a day or two and what on earth has happened in here, missing  Boobs, Sandy booked off barduty and Georg sr and Diana slowdancing in the corner?

And what on earth happened to the bar counter - looks like someone was dancing on the counter as well!

image203

I dig the new smileys Mike S!

cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 10, 2008, 07:11:43 PM
Me popped  in .. finally made my port negus wine .. sipping it as I  write .. and yes Michelle the bar counter damaged by those  highly impractical 6+ inch  nail point sharp heels that  Diana was wearing ..  we wont  even mention the barstool that she broke as  she fell .. ( oops I too have had my moments .. hows falling off  a dance stage at one of the snakepits .. we wont  do anymore mention here )  getting better  snorfels  and hacking gone but still feeling as weak as a  runt kitten ..   

once again these smileys are slowing things down ...  duck  here comes Dianas botle she threatened to throw through the screen  ..  ME  Next !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 07:15:01 PM
Had a sesion of Acupunture after work this evening - 2 needles in each hand; 2 in my right shin and one in the left - And now I jsut feel like dancing  image203 and maybe having a drink or two  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 10, 2008, 07:17:37 PM
rhona my hun,please explain why you have resorted to sticking needles in one self
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 07:53:24 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 10, 2008, 06:58:30 PM
And what on earth happened to the bar counter - looks like someone was dancing on the counter as well!

That was Daddy Georg.........slow dancing? No we were just checking if Georg's blood pressure pills were working,and I tell you.........Well Hello Daddy Georg.  Boobs

Sandy here's our icon    3_8_14
Drinks all round please Mr barman   image11  image11   image11 image11
Then we can  cat3  cat3  cat3    love this cat.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 10, 2008, 07:58:41 PM
How come Sandy is blaming it on the heels you were wearing Diana?

idontknow

Sandy, I think we're going to have to hire ourselves a bouncer to keep an eye on the bar when we're not able to keep an eye on things!

:emot77:

e154 Diana, Georg sr & Rhona!

How are your sick family Diana?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 08:10:51 PM
No bouncers  pls

We promise to behave ourselves -  :emot172:

Hey check out this guy  image21 kinda like a dancing Ninja - can we keep him?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 08:14:58 PM
Girls, i must take it easy now, you girls drive me nuts and my blood pressure is skyhigh

Must take an extra pill today, but first a  image11 and jodel
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 08:16:41 PM
 image21  I like him another bot weapon.
OK I wore the stilletto's during Georg and my "Pasadobla" there was a counter involved,don't remember why.
Michelle they all sick and snotty and red-eyed and coughing and gunged up all of them except little old me.Must be all the Shiraz.

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 10, 2008, 08:17:07 PM
Quote from: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 08:10:51 PM
We promise to behave ourselves

What do you take me for? An idiot?

image14

image21

He kinda lost his body somewhere though and as for this guy  image203 looks like he need to use the bathroom!

:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 08:19:41 PM
@ Diana, wait till they are all gone, then we have the bar and music for us alone, i have taken an extra pill for blood pressure, so i gues its ok, but lets not overdo it  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 08:25:07 PM
@ Daddy Georg - what can I say except...Behave yourself and have a beer  image11

@ Michelle - this guy, Seamus  image203 ; he is doing Irish Dancing.........the ol' dance to the 'diddly I' music....

  image11   image203  image11  image203  image11 image203  image203  image11  image203  image11  image203

Attack of the Irish...............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 08:26:24 PM
 beautiful  I think we should stick to slow slow stuff to-nite Georg,my poor legs are killing me after last nites   discodance   muscles where I didn't know I had them. Lets have a couple of  BierSuip while we wait for the bar to clear.

Looking busy    shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 10, 2008, 08:30:10 PM
Well, I think I'm going to leave you lot to it! (Where's the blushing smiley now?)

As Sandy puts it Club Duvet is calling my name, even Shadow has gone to bed already and here's me the first to get up the last to go to bed as well! Damn, still got washing in the tumble drier to fold as well.

bye_bye for now and  pls try and behave yourselves tonight!

All the profit we're making in the bar is going on replacing counters and broken bar stools!

cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
   :emot98:  Well lookee here, Am I all alone  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip   quickdop  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 08:58:29 PM
Nobody want to talk to me, even my dance partners deserted me......well then I'll just drink the bar dry   quickdop  beat up my screen  3_8_14  and toddle of to bed.
gnite    Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
Hi Diana

I am in skype with bobby, we have decided to join you here, you can handle both of us ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 09:02:17 PM
  3_8_14 I'm going to beat my screen as well................. Whoa! what fun........

Can some-one send me a couple of quid please.......seems like myself and Diana need new screens - we better go before we get into more trouble  image21

Skype - too late Daddy Georg - we are after beating out screens to an inch of it's life  3_8_14  3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:03:23 PM
No Rhona, hang on, Bobby will come too........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 09:05:18 PM
To late she cried....... e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 09:06:37 PM
  :emot111:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:06:54 PM
Dont be so impatient Diana, my Buddy takes a bit longer, is also getting old LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
Rhona is doing the Samba already  dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 09:10:36 PM
 Talking of dancing - do any of you guys know how to Jive?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 09:12:26 PM
Look what I have to join me in the counter dancing act tonight.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 09:13:47 PM
Ooooh! Does he have any brothers?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
The music an rythm yes, but i am not a dancer, only slow stuff and hugging LOL

Look i changed my Avatar again, thas me 1979, gues how old i look today LOL

So no Jive
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 09:15:27 PM
Ja, but he's a bit .......   see for yourself
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 09:12:26 PM
Look what I have to join me in the counter dancing act tonight.....
Thats not fair Dalene, i look like that too, i am only to shy to show it LOL image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 10, 2008, 09:17:23 PM
Gee Dalene - thanks for that - but I think I'll dance by myself..........  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 09:21:26 PM
Sh*t you wait for me to say I'm going then you bring out the hunks.  Rhona I'll let you dance with Daddy Georg,he has a torso like the top pic.
I'm realy going now   bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:23:22 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 10, 2008, 09:21:26 PM
Sh*t you wait for me to say I'm going then you bring out the hunks.  Rhona I'll let you dance with Daddy Georg,he has a torso like the top pic.
I'm realy going now   bye_bye
image14

No No No wanna see ???? We both show our torso ::::
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 09:28:26 PM
Night Girls, Bobby has not found the way here  bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 09:30:28 PM
SHOW us the torso, daddy George! 

Diana, and I was looking for a great hunk for you, now you go off to bed!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 07:49:44 AM
 I Pop  in  to  take a look in the  morning  and  well .. This  is  bad .. I see Dalene has joined in the late night  antics as  well ..   torsos  .. lost  boobs ..  extra  blood  pressure  tablets  needed    ..   Michele  has  posted  her  ad  for  the bouncer   and  a guard  dog ...

ladies  the  bouncer  has  a  gentle  touch ..  and the  guard  dog  well  vicious little  number

And in  closing  ..   the  cat  from  the bar  also  seems   to  be  misbehaving   with  you  lot ..   he  missing  last  night  but  was  found safely   on  the  field  next door  ..     what  a pitiful pitiful state ...  !!   shame on you lot     corrupting  a  good 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 08:03:28 AM
Is this Richard Opperman as a young man. Geez!
He should've been an actor. Or worked as an activist, for eg Tibet. I'm sure he could've been freinds with... You know who.... Cindy Crawford. I'm sure you'll all see it this way too.
image06 image06 image06 image06 image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 09:55:25 AM
If Richard Opperman looked like that as a young man I'd be married to him to-day
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 10:00:07 AM
 Boobs  image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:02:13 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 09:55:25 AM
If Richard Opperman looked like that as a young man I'd be married to him to-day
And you would live in Tibet !! ?? image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 10:04:58 AM
That was very sharp, oldman.  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 10:09:39 AM
OK   Ok   I'll stick with you Daddy Georg,blood pressure pills and all.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:11:03 AM
Is that now a peace offer, lets smoke a pipe  spinningweed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 10:14:15 AM
 spinningweed

I'm off to fetch my Morgan from school now.   e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:16:25 AM
 15_3_27 Puff the magic dragon  spinningweed
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 10:17:03 AM
....lives by the sea.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:18:25 AM
and frolicked in the autumn mist.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 10:21:45 AM
Hey oldman! What's happening to you. Feel like you've missed out on something in your youth....  :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:24:43 AM
 idontknow image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Hey Diana! What did you send my oldman.
By the way...
Bische neckschd Wuch bei de Gerlinde, odda nett?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 10:33:51 AM
Ei jo, awwer wanns schlechtes Wedder is, nur korz
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
Gutt. Sie ma uns dann.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 11, 2008, 01:30:05 PM
You lot are being very rude talking so we can't understand!

image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 11, 2008, 01:42:07 PM
It's very easy Paula. You wanted to come to Blieskastel (called Kaschdell). That's where we speak this dialekt.
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 11, 2008, 01:52:20 PM
Your dad tried to trick/ambush me into going to Blieskastel!


:buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 03:30:14 PM
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 11, 2008, 01:52:20 PM
Your dad tried to trick/ambush me into going to Blieskastel!

We are ready for you  vampire

After that, no more bashing for you  yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 11, 2008, 04:15:02 PM
Behave yourself - there'll be no bashing in the bar.....Paula, as everyone else is more than welcome here and you argumentative lot keep the fighting outside........... Now pass the beer  image11

And what were yourself and Jnr muttering on about earlier?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 11, 2008, 06:13:37 PM
 sobored

Looks like it is just me and  cat3 and  image11

Guess I'll just pour myself a drink, get comfy on the couch and wait for the rest of the gang!

image21

Don't worry I've got the bots covered as well!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 11, 2008, 06:42:43 PM
Oi! Where's me dinner...get off that couch and get back into Mikes Kitchen....   feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 07:32:09 PM
This is just awful .. I pop into bar and its empty ..
casualty list ..
1.  The cat is still recovering  after  being found in the  field next door
2.  Diana has broken an ankle on those high heels
3.  Georg has taken too  many BP tablets and now has  dangerously low blood pressure
4.  Rhona is  out hunting  for Mr Torso's brother
5.  Dalene has run off  with  Mr Torso   into the sunset
6.  Sandy has been fired for excessive absenteeism
7.  Michele  has been  sent  back to the kitchen  ( hope you  not  barefoot or  in  any  other condition )
8 . Bertie has rediscovered that booze is bad for one
9 . Jnr is doing a psychiatric analysis of  the crazy souls that attend the bar


Final prognosis  ... too  many of the  bar attenders  end up looking like the poor cat in the field the next day .. between  Bertie and Jnr the decision is you rowdy lot should abstain for a while ...  for your own good ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 07:48:05 PM
Sen is here but i have my weekly Namibia Chat

Sorry, wishing you all fun  bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
Georg .. maybe they just getting reckless and coming in later and later .. a consequence of too many nights of late partying ?? one day we might see them there in the  early hours of the morning  as they sleep it off all day ..  ?/ hows the BP doing ?/
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 08:47:06 PM
@ Sandy BP is Ok since Diana is quiet tonight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 08:54:45 PM
 Yes  Georg  .. Either Diana has   3_8_14 in total frustration  or is looking like the cat and nursing a broken ankle ..  and best of all  speed of internet is fantastic tonight ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 09:01:52 PM
Diana has joined us. Hi Diana  3_8_14 dit you break it ????  3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 09:13:53 PM
Oh no,  no  3_8_14  to-nite.   Best you get your Blood Pressure pills out.   Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 11, 2008, 09:16:29 PM
Sorry Diana, you make me giddy up LOL

But i have to go now. Had a long chat session elsewhere, in fact in CT chat for Nam

Sandy and Diana, have a good sleep and stay well

Night
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 11, 2008, 09:33:05 PM
 gnite  I'm off to bed now as well.........my feets is tired.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 09:37:06 PM
Admit  it ..  the ankles in a brace ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2008, 10:06:57 PM
bar still empty .. Diana hobbled in with an ankle brace .. then hobbled off again ..  as for  the  rest ??  read the casualty list again  .. i think the pic of the cat ahs frightened Diana .. for me .. I been doing some balance sheets ( i have to  re- apply for the bonds that have been paid through my account  for years .. but  to cross one persons name off requires the whole process again .. and now with NCA requirements .. hell man .. for me its  always been a case of  money in .. money out and theres still something left at the end of the road.. now I have to quantify it ??  .. of course the lawyers are waiting in the wings for their cut again !! )  so have been popping in and out of the bar as I got terminally bored with  the process  .. as quiet as a graveyard  when they all out  haunting  elsewhere .. so me ?? I been dosing up on medlemon with scotch .. lekker .. on mypath to recovery ... Gnight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 12, 2008, 03:51:56 AM
@ Sandy - I think my liver has recovered and not in shock anymore.  Will be popping in soon again, help Georg and Diana keep you company.  Sounds like you had quite a boring chore to do, almost like when I have to do my VAT.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 09:28:54 AM
Enough of our shananigins now, we have a party to plan for the 26th and it's just around the corner. :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 12, 2008, 11:41:59 AM
Ah yes  -  the torso man.............   as you can see, I am now his knightess on a white horse  (I did not empty those bottles on the bar floor  -  just so you know  -  I was out with the T man)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 11:45:40 AM
Shame on you Dalene, you´re going astray  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 12, 2008, 11:49:13 AM
What a metamorhisis   !!   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 12, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
Who is the leader of the pack in the bar?  Ain't it daddy George?    image21  


Good one, would'nt you say Sandy?  I think I look stunning on that horse.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 11:54:16 AM
I am no bar leader.......but yes, you look good on that winged horse..... Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 05:15:04 PM
WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLUE BLAZES HAPPENED IN HERE.................I leave ye for one night - only one night and what do I find when I pop in for a quick one - only the place is wrecked!!! First impressions - there was a bar fight and you guys will never believe this but the Bots were helping themselves to the drink; helping themselves, if you don't mind - They said their leader 'Mr. Torso' has inside information on what the Bot Squad get up to and they were laughing at us.........Needless to say I gave them two fast kicks straight in the  arse ...... Of course they started  image24  but I was having none of it....I told them if I ever see them again - they'd get a taste of  image21

And so I'm back on duty  motorbike  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  I'll take the first watch tonight while ye have a drink and prepare for the party on the 21st - don't have the cake too big for me now guys - I'm watching my figure...............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 12, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
Just popped in quickly for a quick one.  You all be good tonite, light the fire and stay warm!
Good night all! image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 12, 2008, 05:23:39 PM
I have 2 assistants to help guard against all the bots here tonight as I am off to a 21st birtday bash now.  
Hope they do a good job  -  let me know how they fared, please  -  I gotta pay them for her duties for tonight!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 05:26:33 PM
Have they got their own weapons or do we need to supply them with  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 12, 2008, 05:35:10 PM
They have a whole arsenal with lots a gadgeds -  that's what they said.

Another pic of the one -  judge for yourself.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 05:37:28 PM
Looking good Dalene - I must say; I love their flying boots  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 12, 2008, 05:43:29 PM
I borrowed a pair from them  -  putting it on now to fly outta here  -  gonna miss the whole party  (the lot has already phoned to ask where I am  -  as if I would be the lifeline of the party.....) 

Cheers you lot -  enjoy your dop & counter dances.   (Got one of Diana in her outfit on the counter  -  all the pole swinging & dancing that has her looking like this :  note to self  -  change your program, 'cos you gotta fit into something like that!  Looking good there, Diana!  Keep it up.)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 07:17:06 PM
What will I wear - my legs are too short for a dress  notfair
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 12, 2008, 07:22:06 PM
Not to worry - I'm sure Diana has a pair of really high stilettos for you!

hoolahoop1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 07:26:32 PM
Ah Daleen, I've always loved that photo of myself.
So how are my fellow barfly's to-nite? I see Boy Georg has logged on ,to keep an eye on Daddy Georg,hoping to pick up some tips here Boy Georg.

Excuse me, excuse me, coming through, coming through. Hah there you are Rhona geez quite a crowd here to-nite.
image203   Oh you want me to do that green man dance with you,hang in there a minute I need a few more drinks.
BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

P.S. Don't panic stiletto's coming up.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 07:28:35 PM
They'd want to be really really really high - and then I'd probably break my neck dancing  cat3

  image203  image203  image203  image203 heeee! ha!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 07:29:26 PM
@ Dalene : You want to drive me in to a heart attack with all those girls ????  3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 12, 2008, 07:41:03 PM
Hello all ..  dont  worry i will be re-applying for my job  once I'm firing on all cylinders  again .. site slow again ( damm smileys ) I have come to check up  on the poor cat  after you lot fed him booze last night >>
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
 cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
@ Daddy Georg - mind your heart.......don't even look at the girls - turn away!

@ Sandy - as you can see the kitten is fighting fit.........probably missing one of it's lives but it came back to us, so must be having fun

@ Diana - you heading to Guzzlers this w.end???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 07:55:55 PM
New Bot attackin 66.168.247.184  i 3_8_14 and  yesno and  shooter

That sorts him out
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
  motorbike  shooter  shooter  shooter madashell
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
Chris is going to beat me up for this but,Guzzlers not realy my kind of place, once in a while is OK. It was just a co-
insidence that I had people invite me there 3 times in 5weeks.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 08:21:15 PM
Whew! for a second there I was wondering if you preferred 'Guzzlers' to 'Bot Bar'   image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 08:25:29 PM
NEVER  Bot Bar Rules  quickdop
Daddy Georg is fighting bots all on his own there......draw your weapons Rhona and in for the attack  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 08:28:38 PM
Thanks for the support and the extra guns, need them..... image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 12, 2008, 08:29:42 PM
  image21  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 08:32:37 PM
How do you know their numbers Daddy Georg?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 12, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
Admin has acces to the IP and an IP tracker, the last Bot was from North america.

I have blocked him in the ban list.

At the moment all Bots have gone for now.

Time for me to go to bed......

Have a good night and sweet dreams  bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 12, 2008, 08:37:41 PM
 gnite  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 13, 2008, 01:37:28 PM
Rhona  -  I got hold of the second brother of Torso for you  -  he okay for you as a dance partner?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 13, 2008, 04:05:25 PM
  image203  image203  image203  image203

He appears to be the strong silent type, Dalene

  image21 - Take that Bots
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 04:19:39 PM
Hey, Bar opened already, seems Rhona can not wait for the rest of the pack...... Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 13, 2008, 04:25:45 PM
Ah Daddy Georg - well it is the weekend after all and I'm after a long tiring week.......  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 04:30:26 PM
Then i wish you all lots of fun on the Bot watch, please behave yourselfs whan i am not around.........

cat3  image203   bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 13, 2008, 04:31:43 PM
I can't make any promises that I might not be able to keep -  image21  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 04:41:21 PM
 iknow 3_8_14 :emot112:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 05:33:46 PM
 discodance  discodance  discodance  Lets party we have along weekend here in S.A. Monday a public holiday. Don't ask me why,I don't know.
Girls we have to practice our Macarana   cat3  to-nite for the B'day bash.....hands on bums lets do it.... cat3  cat3
Just by and by I don't need no torso men when I've got Daddy Georg as a dance partner.

Drinks all round   quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 13, 2008, 05:41:55 PM
  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3

What's the most ridiculous dance any of ye have ever done - that 'Birdie song' springs to mind straight away........
Oh the shame!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 05:44:19 PM
 :sorriso2:  i agree Rhona ,the cat just reminded me of it.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 13, 2008, 05:50:38 PM
Oh no - I've been called away..........I'm off to the sweet shop for the night! Have fun guys and try not to wreck the place.........see you all Sunday - Be good!  image203  image203  image11
  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
 image11   image203 whoopee! I got the bar to myself tonight! Dancing on the counters, getting the  cat3 wasted, breaking bar stools - I've got my work cut out for me!

hoolahoop1  discodance  BierSuip

Oh and  shooter all the bots inbetween!

image21

Plenty of time to clear up before Rhona returns on Sunday!

:emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
Is Michael watching soccer?   
Best we be carefull with the cat thats Sandy's baby.  Otherwise lets go for it   discodance duck Michelle here comes a bar stool, and another....geez this is fun  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 07:02:45 PM
Yayhey! Now at least I've got company - even better - can I borrow your shoes? Pleeeez?

What soccer?

Um, er, um I'll just tell Sandy the cat is tired from helping me with all the bots!  image21

It's just a jump to the left........

discodance  cat3  discodance  cat3  discodance  cat3  discodance  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:03:57 PM
Michele .. looks like just the two of us .. I'm going to settle in and watch you self destruct  and corrupt the poor cat again ... ( thats unless you get summoned to the kitchen again )  Me gettting better by the day .. this was a vicious flu strain that was doing the rounds .. thankfully for me got a strong system  but still took its toll ..  tiredness after the initial snotties was the worst ..  so no dancing for me tonite .. was invited for braai at neighbours  this avie ,  first bravely accepted  then sensibly on afterthought declined .. rest  needed .. ordered take out pizza .. and now just taking it easy ... so is the bar counter ready for you ??

Aah! I see Diana has joined ... Bar stools flying ?/ Gonna fone Dalene so she can give you a ' streng " talking to  ...  thats if she back from her adventures with Mr Torso ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 07:04:28 PM
Chips Diana, better be careful - I see we've got one of those red people online with us!

:emot77:

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 07:09:00 PM
Sjoe, he's disappeared again! Hey there Sandy, glad you're feeling better, if you carry on watching me you're going to be rolling around on the floor in laughter so don't say I didn't warn you!

:emot19:

Surely it's too cold for a braai at night? Take away pizza a much better idea! Friday night's here is pretty much everyone's own choice, pizza for Shannon, toast with choc spread for Cameron and Mike fried himself some kippers with bacon and had it with toast - yuk!

Oh well, let me get back to my bar stool bashing - catch Diana!

:36_8_1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:09:50 PM
Me RED ?/  Naah ! just trying to  save you from regret  on the morning after  .. ahve we  ( me included ) not  yet learnt our  lessons after so many  bad mornings ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 07:11:13 PM
 image24 Sandy - I would never refer to you as a red person - I was talking about one of those moderator people!
You're one of us, not one of them!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 13, 2008, 07:12:04 PM
US guys betta watch out if aunty dalene is here cause she will give us big hi....ng
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 13, 2008, 07:13:12 PM
Of course she won't - she'll just join the party!

yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:14:29 PM
No it appears  Dalene still enjoying her adventure with mr torso ... well  with  that  new look and the  stunning  white horse  plus of course  her bit of eye candy .. dont blame her ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 07:25:02 PM
The soccer would be the European Cup Final on T.V. 3 every nite at 8-8.30 this month Stephen glued so I'm free to be here no nagging. Yes men can nag. I'm feeling very mooshy to-day, so I don't need toros's got all the eye candy I need just here in our bar.(So that will have to be you Sandy.) We don't need to worry about Daleen  moaning at us I'M the Mommy person here OK.
I've sent you a stunning pair of red patent leather stilleto's Michelle, I'll keep the navy blur pair quite erotic.

quickdop  quickdop  quickdop I'm drinking a nice bottle of cheap plonk to-nite R16.99 not bad I must say.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 13, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
Have any of you seen my wife..... she was meant to be in the kitchen, but I can't find her.....  idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:34:21 PM
Cheap plonk .. I beat you on that one .. bought two botles of an export overun at the offsales down the road .. R 12.90  hows that ?/  and its not bad at all  .. tomorrow i go and buy a case or two  for next party ... trick .. serve better ;abels first ..then when they all blurry  bring out the rest .. anyhow respectable lable  .. looks the part ...  Ok i will try to be the  hunk for the night  although me a bit " lig in die broek ' and not muscular .. well at least not got a boep hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 07:37:24 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on June 13, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
Have any of you seen my wife..... she was meant to be in the kitchen, but I can't find her.....  idontknow
Sh*t you post this and then she logs off,this mommy person will have to come have a chat to her.
Sandy you can pass as a hunk....Cliff Richard will do.
Was thinking to-day amongst other things I fancy that Old Biscuit Factory thing again
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:39:11 PM
No Mike  .. Michele cannot do the  barefoot  and in the kitchen thing tonite .. Diana put superglue  on the insloes of the pair of red stilhettoes .. so now  they  stuck on Micheles feet  .. thats not kitchenwear !! so  sorry mate she off  kitchen  duty untill  she can prise the shoes off her feet ..  dance Hon  dance !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 13, 2008, 07:40:32 PM
 :emot78:  But it's getting late...and ...well... she has'nt made me dinner yet....and I'm getting hungry.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:40:50 PM
No Mike  .. Michele cannot do the  barefoot  and in the kitchen thing tonite .. Diana put superglue  on the insloes of the pair of red stilhettoes .. so now  they  stuck on Micheles feet  .. thats not kitchenwear !! so  sorry mate she off  kitchen  duty untill  she can prise the shoes off her feet ..  dance Hon  dance !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:42:40 PM
How to make a grown man cry ?/ starve him ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 07:47:25 PM
I think it is time for some big band music

Listen to my friends playing

http://www.beer-river-baskets.de/band/11.mp3

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Stop lying Micheal, Michelle would NEVER not feed you,even if it were omlettes. It's them shoes you after.
My daddy Georg, of course I'll dance with you.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 07:49:23 PM
I aint got nobody .......shame .......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 07:50:18 PM
Oh great Diana, me the giggolo tonight ???

http://www.beer-river-baskets.de/band/11.mp3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 07:52:55 PM
Always the giggolo Georg (I think I'll call you Georg in here) We over 50"s can say and do as we please. I see Boy Georg pops in here in the morning to check on you.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 07:54:03 PM
Biscuit mill yes we must again..  Georg .. you  a  moderator  /watchdog .. now you want to be gigolo as well ?/ Oh well nothing wrong with trying a new career angle seeing as you a man of liesure now and have more time on your hands .. have fun  ,, maybe you get a few pleasure cruises thrown into the deal ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 07:56:39 PM
Here you can take your pic of big band music from my buddies HP

http://www.beer-river-baskets.de/html/music.html

What number do you like most if any...... its mainly Glen Miller stuff


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
Hang on there Sandy I'm busy flirting with Georg here.     Strick up the Band sounds good, Sandy you can pour our drinks so long.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:12:18 PM
OK Diana, not all like that old music, its almost classics.

I am the Homepage maker in that band and take care of the HP maintenance....just one of my many IT activities

I let them know, the music was in our Bot Bar in Africa.

In November they will celebrate xx years.... and we are invited to come along....not sure if i am going, the weather is always uncertain that time and all the no smoking here in all places now holds me off......

Glad i can smoke in the Bot bar.....lets see for how long that is.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 13, 2008, 08:19:39 PM
Georg .. smoking allowed in bot bar forever .. .. Nice thing about a lot of restaurants in CT .. the smoking area  normally he best seating .. Pons Asian Kitchen one of those examples ..  smoking area in front .. view of outside .. lively jolly .. non smokers in the back .. more quiet and subdued ??  ask  me  why ?? dont know .. In fact there are groups of non smokers that book tables in the smoking area just cos of the atmosphere .. greek in little Mowbray pretty much the same arangement ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:29:49 PM
We have that smoke ban since almost a year now.

I just walk out if there is no smokers section, wish all smokers would do alike

I agree, none smokeres dont like the smell, but its nerving all the preachers about the dangers of smoking.

The worst are the ex smokers...........and people with other vices.....but dont ever mention any of that !!!

SA is smokefree, another reason not to come anymore apart of other reasons.

One thing is sure, it distracts of all other far worse problems that i dont want to mention here.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 08:35:06 PM
Bot Bar smoking forever....where our smoking smiley or has Michael banned it.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Here it is  meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
err durr of course.
Georg it's just you and me here now, so we can get all smoochy and no-body need ever know
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
Oh how nice, now you make me blush, but i know jnr, he will sneak in and see what we have done....so lets hide behind the bar counter Hugs Hugs Hugs.......the best we can do  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 08:44:40 PM
Hee hee thats a good idea, I see his spying. Talking about what you may have missed out on in your youth.   Us oldies can teach him a thing or two
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:51:53 PM
He he he, i guess hes knows all by now if he takes after his dad, after all he is 44 now, thats a very good age as far as i remember,

but it is long ago however LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 08:54:10 PM
I think he THINKS he knows all
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:56:12 PM
I think so too, but at his age i was no better.....LOL must admit that
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 08:58:04 PM
Now a night cap and off to bed

May be Mike will give some company...... bye_bye gnight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 13, 2008, 09:01:27 PM
 bye_bye image24 bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 13, 2008, 09:03:40 PM
 gnite  Lets have a Last Waltz and off to get our beauty sleep. e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 14, 2008, 10:56:54 AM
 :emot78:  :emot112:  image20

Diana, Sandy - how could you let me do that to myself?

My poor feet are killing me this morning after wearing those stiletto's and dancing all night on the bar counter and I have a hangover from hell from all of that booze!

I think next time I'll stick to takkies(trainers) and water!

notfair

And I've still got to work today and  :sorriso2: and be friendly toward all the customers!



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 03:33:19 PM
I see Diana sneeking in already, hey you are an early bird. Cant wait for the party ????? cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 14, 2008, 03:35:12 PM
Michelle it's called pacing yourself....it comes with age and experience,so don't feel to bad. As for the shoes sexyness comes at a price.
I'm just popping in for a quick one,on my way to braai with Jacob Kruger (Jakes) PPJ's son and Pat and Dieter Heiser. This could be a long nite, so I'll leave you lot to hold up the bar.
quickdop  quickdop  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 03:38:23 PM
My regards to Dieter, have a good time....  image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 14, 2008, 03:39:37 PM
Will do, see you to-morrow     BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 14, 2008, 06:14:48 PM
Well, here I am all alone on a Saturday night with  cat3 with my comfy takkies on and bottle of mineral water on hand.

Perhaps I'll just get comfy on the couch and  :emot26: and see who pops in.

Rhona and Diana (hey Diana how does Mother Di sound - you know almost like Lady Di?) have given their apologies - off to  braai and  happybirthday parties.

image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 06:31:43 PM
bish,bang wallop,ahh no pretendy bouncers on the door tonight,[bobby floors the pretend bouncers,piddled on his organic vodka]strutts his funky belly over to the one person in the bar ans says,well looky here,you look wonderfull tonight,play your cards rite and you could even be let to buy me a tripple,dont fret pet,ive got the coke
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 06:54:17 PM
Hoo  boy  !1 i wlk in and find Bobby all alone .. and he's talking funny .. looking rather blurry ..  not  me  him just blurry ..  went  down to new seafood place down the road .. a dining disapointment of the first ranking ..  its and offshoot of a  sucessful  establishment in kalk bay  ..  but if i was the owner   I would be looking after my new baby  to  get it on its feet properly ..  and  my sentiment is i want more  local eateries .. but if they carry on the way they are then they are doomed .. i  will be phoning the  owner at her kalk bay establishment  tomorrow  and   give her my sentiment  and   my good wish to see her  succeed , but that i do not see it happening  if that was my first experience ..  So Bobby  enough from  me ..    how you  otherwise .. ?? yu  find  any  broken barstools  ?? that was Diana and Michele .. if you find a pair of  discarded red stilhettoes ..  they  belonged to Michele .. goodness  no ! dont put them on .. they cause reckless behaviour .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 07:21:31 PM
new baby sandy!!!!!wot you been upto bud,too many gins my good lad,pop next door and they will give you a strong black coffee,im helping michelle ease her daily/nightly tensions,as for the high heals/too pissed to spell stilletoes/they are yours.cant imagine me wearing them,havent got the get up to go with it,listen to me,im pissed.ha ha
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
You pissed .. Methinks so   .. Michele  offline and  you still seeing her around the bar  .. i would be careful on  way  home .. never know  what will happen if  you  still  seeing folk that ahve logged  off   ....  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
in the bushes,traitor giving our secret away
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Which  secret ?? 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 08:07:47 PM
who pinched the tortoises from cocky browns house,i remember his dad throwing a tortoise aganst the wall,i ran at him and he hit me ,went home and told harry and gladys,it was gladys ,my mom who sorted mr brown out,aunty [your mom]ellenore and gladys got us to gather the tortoises up and we took them to the first ave trees and let them all go
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 08:16:04 PM
Shee .. now  you  really brought one up  from the past ..  thats good going  ..   as for the Brown family ..  Ok no more said .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 14, 2008, 08:18:15 PM
Mike A, stumbles into the smoked filled bar, stepping over the pretend bouncer who is now laying sprawled on the floor, is utterly suprised to see that only Sandy and good ol' Bobby are propped up against the bar...."where's the wenches ?" he enquires of the two, sipping a Johnny walker and soda.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 08:28:41 PM
Its the cigars .. they  very smokey ..  as for the wenches  .. dont forget they all married and have omlette  duty and other things to attend to  .. and  yes  me  and  bud Bob are indeed  sprawled .. what else happens on boys  nights ??.. we  get motherless ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 14, 2008, 08:31:09 PM
 :emot78: "Wah! , I miss my mother!". the alcohol starts to play with my emotions..... If only there was a bot squad member around to pick on..... "Where';s the leprechaun and the bouncing boob lady tonight?"
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 08:37:53 PM
driffting and humming a phill collins tune in my head,no bugger to chat to[im mean im pissed again]sandy appears ,i tell him,do you rember sitting on uncle harrys shoulders at the moths fireworks display and uncle harry takeing a sky rocket in the chest,buys mike a slimline scotch,double,neat cos we gonna get hammerd tonight,mikes invited me for ommeletts
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
Well ok  you  said you  stumbled in ..  and yes we all motherless and miss our  mothers .. so lets make the  best of the situation and raise a  big   glass and  say  cheers to our  Mothers .. me and my eldest brother do it whenever we get together ..   Bless you  Mums  for  bringing  us  into the world .. raising us , imparting wisdom .. and  always  even when we  grew up and left home keeping that ever present  eye over us ..   cheers and a  group  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 08:42:10 PM
not a day goes by,that i thank my mom for alls she done for us all
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 08:44:50 PM
Seems a mens bar tonight, bobby pissed ? oh sherbit what now  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 08:49:12 PM
sandies too slow georg,bar tender my arse,ordered a refill an hour ago,how can a man even try to get pissed with sloppy service,maybe the barman is trying to install skype
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 08:51:07 PM
@ Sandy, i understand you want to install skype ????  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 08:54:53 PM
No Bobby  me  not to  slow .. you  drinking too fast ..  and anyhow I'm drinking with you so off duty .. its self service .. 
@ Georg .. Bobby  is twistin my arm to go onto skype .. I will get the IT lady at work  to   do setup for me .. I'm inclined to make installations explode ..
and  yes Georg its a boys night ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 08:56:58 PM
Sandy dont disappoint me, you should be able to do that by yourself........very easy, go to skype, download and install, we tell you when you have problems what to do..... we is many of us here
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
Of course when you are constantly pissed in the bar, that may be a problem..... image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 14, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
SELF SEVICE,WHAT,NOW YOU TELL ME,just imagine what shit we gonna be in when the bots get home,[for fu;;s sake,dont tell em ive been in]boys secret ok
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 09:01:21 PM
What do you mean Bobby, i thought Sandy serves here, lazy bugger sitting behind the bar counter leaving as dry  thumper thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 09:06:10 PM
Me thinks, Sandy had no sea food, that was liquids he had, blerrie slow in answering
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 09:08:25 PM
There you go Georg  .. just like the old days " Sandy dont dissapoint me !! "   ah good memories  of  good  taskmasters  . pushing us to just try be our  best ..
As for tonight ..  as  said   self service .. if you read abck i was  fired  for excessive absenteeism  while  battling my own flu bots ..   the  girls are a  unforgiving lot .. they  expected  undivided attention  so i got the boot .. so  now  me  revelling on the other  side of the  counter .. self  service and you can make the tots  as  large as  you want ..  Cheers ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 09:11:25 PM
Shame you poor bugger......dont give up, give service instead and all is ok, i get you reemployed soon....what about a new try on 3 plant......???????? dont chicken out, i am older now and more patient.  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 09:24:36 PM
Georg  . the  whole eating experience was awful .. but  yes I was patient .. the staff were polite and tring to be helpful but totally out of their depth ..  so i did not  in any  way even  take  it out on them   ..the owner should have been there especially if she opening a new  branch of her  restaurant .. and  as  said i  want to see  evry business in our  area  succeed ..  amybe even I drive to kalk bay and check out  the   current  established restaurant .. ?? but  yes i will  talk to the owner  and  express  my  sentiments .. 
Ja  ok i  get  behind  bar again ..  anyone for  drinks .. doubles are  triples ... drink up lads ..
Mind  you  talking about motherless and Mike saying he misses his Mom ..   and  me  saying   raise  glasses to our  mothers ..  i  searched back  and found  a pic of me and my mom  both with  glasses in  hand ..   so heres Mrs B  raising a glass  to  us  for the  compliment ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 09:31:34 PM
I had good experiences concerning dining in CT

My favorite is quay 4 waterfront, the hotels are no good.....

The best however Ons Klein Huis or something like that in Blouberg, i dont know, is that still existing ????

La Perla is the next favorite, always booked out.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 09:42:50 PM
Yes Georg lots of good restaurants and lots of good  dining experiences as well   ..   me just always looking around for new .. and as  said importantly would like to see  .. any new venture in my area  succeed .. nice to amble down on foot  and have a  reasonable to good meal ..  so  far we got  Don P .. going since  91 ( not as good as when original owner had it  but still going )  frangipanis .. daytime only .. jamaica me crazy .. ok ..  Woodstcok lounge  pizza  mainly but nice and laid back ..   chandani  .. good indian cuisine ..  Emilys used to be down the road but since relocated to   waterfront ..  and of course  the  new  possibly  doomed  seafood place  where emilys used to be ,,   quay 4  is a nice venue  especially sitting outside on a good summers day ..  equally nice is ocean basket in kloof st outside again on a good summers evening in the courtyard  under the trees ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 14, 2008, 09:46:28 PM
Yes ocean basket , also in Hermanus and PE. Liked the food there

You see i dit come around the places LOL

In fact dining in SA was always a highlight, just almost good memories  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 14, 2008, 09:51:36 PM
Good next time you is SA we  dine out ..   me off to bed  now .. want an early start  got other things to catch up on tomorrow ...  last round  gents  and off to  home .. Gnight ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on June 15, 2008, 05:44:48 AM
Hey SandayB, is "Dias Tavern" still around?  Remember eating the best calamari steak there once. It was a  beautiful

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 15, 2008, 06:28:57 AM
yup .. still going strong ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 15, 2008, 11:46:58 AM
Sandy behind the bar

Rhona and Diana dancing
Question: Who is who LOL


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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 15, 2008, 04:56:35 PM
Guess who's back,
Back again;
Rhonas' back
tell your friends'
lalalalalalalala

Oh what a night....I went to a 21st last night; and of course - needless to say - ended up in a 'lock in'...........
whoo! Hoo! what craic - At closing time, the bar emptied - or should I say almost emptied - the dukebox was blaring and the drink was freeeeee - we chatted and sang; drank and danced and then it was time to go home - 06:30 in the moorning we dragged our  arse from the pub and crawled into our beds!!! Tired little puppies but laughing and giggling...........and guys, you would of been so proud of me - I was 'Designate Dessie' (designated driver) - and so not one drop of alcohol passed my lips! Man - I could tell ye some stories, but the law states 'What happens on tour, stays on tour' and so all of ye that were dancing around the bar until 06:30 - your secret is safe with me!!!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 15, 2008, 05:34:18 PM
Very Proud of you my little  image11.      BierSuip a quicky with you lot ,I'm off to watch a movie on T.V. to-nite (Hot Fuzz)on M.Net.
@ My Darling Georg......as to the dancing pics ,that would be me in the red with the long lushious legs. Oh Yes "Onse Huisie" in Blaawberg is still there.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 15, 2008, 05:42:08 PM
Enjoy the movie Diana, I'm also off to watch it now.  Rhona, hope the bar is full of faces to keep you busy tonite, and there's a different designated driver this time round!
cheers gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 15, 2008, 05:44:50 PM
Nobody told me it was movie night - might get the popcorn and ice-cream and flick tv channels myself......it will be an early night for this little  cat3 and that's for sure....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 15, 2008, 07:01:09 PM
Ello Ello !  me poppd in .. really been a grey day here .. locked myself into home  lit a fire and  did alternating rounds of  just wandering around ,  reading , watching telly , sleeping .. ( rest  good to  shake off the last of this damm flu .. )  went to asian restaurant in Obs to get a chilli fix  and back home ..  I phoned the owner of my disasterous dining experience last night ..  she was initially   slightly defensive  ( just had baby and   now  overextended , that i understand )  .. but I won her over  to what i was  saying ..  so i wait and see .. go back in a month or two  ..  so  whats to drink seeing that me still fired and not  reinstated  ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 15, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
I'll love a hot chocolate - still suffering badly from tiredness...........I can't even think straight never mind type something intelligent..............and don't forget the marshmallows
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 15, 2008, 07:09:13 PM
Fine Hot choc and mallow coming up .. gentle on system .. and sleep lulling stuff .. fine if we both just snuggle up in a corner  on the cushions then ??  nobody dancing  and the cleaners can just wake us up in the morning ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 15, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
Sounds like a plan - I'm definitely not up for dancing; I'm only fir for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 15, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
Cool .. snugggle up like two tired  kittens  and  wander off into dreamland ..   tomorrows a public holiday here so i can lay in late again  .. the cleaners must just  clean around me   Mmmmm ..  just hope to godness Diana doesnt get second wind and arrive cos then she gonna kick our buts into  reluctant  wakefulness ..   maybe we install bouncer  at door ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 15, 2008, 07:32:34 PM
Put the bouncer at the door and I'll try not wake you as I head to the laboratory at 06:15...... Sssshhhhh!  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 15, 2008, 07:40:10 PM
Gnight Hon .. 
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Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on June 15, 2008, 09:41:09 PM
Hi Everyone...im back to assist in the bar yet again.......sorry i havent been here for a while...letting the side down.........


DRINKS ANYONE   BierSuip :auguri1:   or is everyone in bed again............ image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 15, 2008, 09:43:06 PM
Hi Bev, they are all gone to sleep, had a heavy week end i beleive, at least some of them

CU another day, i am going now

good Night  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on June 15, 2008, 09:46:17 PM
Goodnight George....... e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 15, 2008, 09:47:33 PM
 :36_4_8: e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 06:04:53 PM
Well its quiet in here  ... Rhona did not even hear you slip out in the early hours .. I was out for the count .. that  hot choc and mallow  and a good sleep seems to have helped me shake off  the last bits of the flu ..  Diana quiet ??   me got a nice  beef and veg stew going ..   the gravy is rich with  mushed carrot onion and celery slowly  braised in butter  ( basic mirepoux forms a good base )  meat cooked through and tender  and now the veg choppd carrots celery taters and some parsnip ... Mmmmm !  supping a nice glass of  red and contemplating the week ahead ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 06:18:12 PM
I was so allergic to work to-day; just counting down the days to shutdown and I'm still tired from the weekend - think it could be an early one for me again tonight - sorry guys! Just no pep in my step at the moment....... If any Bots wandered in - I'd just have to bore them to death with conversation as I haven't even the energy to lift my  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 16, 2008, 06:24:57 PM
Pity technology not there yet, otherwise Sandy could e-mail Rhona a nice plate of home-cooked food.  That should put the pep back in your step!  Sounds lovely.
Sleep well, I have busy week ahead, so it's good night from me!
faceinfood cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 06:28:26 PM
Now your talking Bertie - good bowl of steaming hot food from my favourite bar man.....  feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 06:30:46 PM
One plate of  rich beef and veg stew coming up  .. sorry no  dumplings  ..  only my Mom and Dad  knew how to make them  .. me  wreck them each time  .. so a few  slices of  buttered bread to soak up the  gravy  ..  Sluurp !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 06:39:20 PM
Oh and forgot dessert  ..  Fresh guavas  gently stewed in light syrup base with cinnamon and  cloves with a  smidgin of ginger to  just lift it ..
full of  Vit C ..  one  bowl coming up for  Rhona ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 06:43:00 PM
Sounds delicious Sandy - I love cinnamon, especially on pancakes - when everyone else squeezes lemon; I shake cinnamon
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 06:45:10 PM
Both  .. love the  contrast  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 06:46:48 PM
Not together.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 16, 2008, 06:49:00 PM
Hey Sandy - stop it!   notfair  I'm getting hungry again.
Careful, You're not too far away - I could be over there before the food is cold!  If it wasn't so late.
Now I'm REALLY logging off.
gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 06:51:36 PM
  This site is so adictive sometimes the only way out is to  3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 06:55:08 PM
Cinnamon sugar  and lemon juice  sprinkled over  .. ummm . yes Bertie ... Food ,,I love cooking when I get down to it  .. I find it very grounding , believe in food cooked with love , it has a different energy .. when one cooks in a hurry  or when tired it usualy  tastes flat .. I f me  tired or feeling indifferent  then  i flee  home and go to a  restaurant instead ..  Mmnmm this  stew is  delicious .. scooping  gravy up with fresh Foccacia rolls ..  closest  feeling to dumplings ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 16, 2008, 07:01:45 PM
 quickdop  .........and now the time has come I did it my way.....tra la la
poledancing1            Well hello hello its me  Boobs and the green man  image11 and the cat cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 16, 2008, 07:03:38 PM
Well hellooooooo there - how's tricks with you this evening?  cat3  cat3  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 16, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
Run Rhona Run .. Dianas arrived  with more stock of stillhetoes  ( always breaks them  when dancing on the counter )  and an evil glint in her eye  .. definitely about to twist your arm and make you stay  and party ..   I'm going to hide in the corner  ..  dont want to look like the cat next morning ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on June 17, 2008, 01:51:29 PM
Hi there every one, sorry to hear you,ve been sick Sandy.Me also was rushed to hospital on Sunday the 8th,any way to cut a long story short

Pneumonia!!! Am Back home after 3 days in hospital. Never had anything like this before, I was just feeling rough a week before,but boy it really has

taken it out of me,but I,ll get there in the end. :emot78:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 17, 2008, 02:10:48 PM
Hi Aunty Pam

Hope you are doing better now, sorry to hear you were so sick. You must now take it easy for the next few weeks to get your system back to normal.

tell Uncle Keith we say "Hi" and send our love to all.

Lovies
:)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on June 17, 2008, 02:25:00 PM
Thanks Paula, great to hear from you,send me your phone no. and will give you a bell.


Big Luvs to you all :36_4_8:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 17, 2008, 02:26:44 PM
Pam  get well soon .. yes  pneumonia its a bugger .. I had it two  years  ago   ..   did not  know what was  going on as I just wasnt feeling well  and did  the  " oh well it  will  get better  tomorrow "  did this  for two  weeks  +   till I was  just about at deaths door ..   doctor  gave me  absolute hell   for  trying  to  be  a  tough  fool .. ..  well the  whole  episode  .. lost about  8 kg cos the  medication   did not agree  with me  so had no  appetite  . and  had   continious  communication  with  Kate  Moss  via the  big  white  telephone ...   but had to  take  the  tabs   and  persist ..  and  was  weak  for about a month till got  weight  back   .. take it  easy    

                                          Sandy
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 17, 2008, 02:36:16 PM
Quote from: pam spackman on June 17, 2008, 02:25:00 PM
Thanks Paula, great to hear from you,send me your phone no. and will give you a bell.


Big Luvs to you all :36_4_8:

Hi

I have sent you apm with our home phone number

Lovies
:)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 17, 2008, 04:33:17 PM
Hi Pam - sorry to hear you are not feeling the best...........put your feet up, keep warm and relax - hope you are feeling on top of the world again soon.  bighug  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on June 17, 2008, 05:43:54 PM
Thanx everyone for the good wishes, one minute I feel great and the next

I feel like CR.P !! But thanx for the advice Sandy, I think am expecting too much...too soon!!!

At least that's what Keith tells me!!! :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 17, 2008, 06:13:05 PM
Glad to hear you are back and on the mend Pam..... Stay warm......!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 17, 2008, 06:48:35 PM
So who's in the bar ?/  Me making it an early night ..  had rough day at work .. startup of plant was chaotic and i was so relaxed after the long weekend .. very allergic to  work and customer problems .. actually just feel like bed and dreamland ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 17, 2008, 07:02:06 PM
Michele - help me pull over the comfy cushions; our favourite barman needs to be minded.....Sit down there Sandy, here's an Irish coffee and have a good whinge.......  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 17, 2008, 07:03:43 PM
Hi Pam - so sorry to hear about you being sick! Hope you are listening to all of the advice and taking it easy! Sometimes the body has its own way of telling you it needs a break!

e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 17, 2008, 07:05:25 PM
On a count of 3 1.....2.....3......

phew, I'm sure that couch is getting heavier by the day!

Don't worry Sandy, Rhona and I have got the bar covered for tonight - you can just put your feet up and tell us all about your day!

cheerup

bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 17, 2008, 07:12:34 PM
I put one in for  you  lot under  1969 bus .. enjoy   and yes I need to relax ..  thanks for moving the  couch .. reason its getting   heavier .. Shh !  Whisper .. thats where Mike hides the money ..  Shh..  if   we  take  small amounts at a time he  surely wont notice ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 17, 2008, 08:58:05 PM
 BierSuip   and no-body missed me.   :emot78:       dronk verdriet
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 18, 2008, 12:26:20 PM
No  you  aint there  yet .. just drink  some  "happy  cow '  and  then  you  will get  dronkverdriet ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 18, 2008, 08:20:56 PM
Midweek, no party, no p...s up, all stil recovering from last one LOL image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 18, 2008, 08:32:29 PM
Georg I think we all trying to clean up our act a bit ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 18, 2008, 08:34:21 PM
 allgood abouttime 3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 18, 2008, 08:39:17 PM
This is the craziest and best visited topic on site and still I can't find my way in. Maybe there's jus too much booze around,
BierSuip :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 18, 2008, 08:42:12 PM
It's a more respectable crowd in here tonight, thats coz that leprechaun and her bouncing booby friends are keeping a low profile 2nite.......   :emot111:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 18, 2008, 08:44:00 PM
Yes Mike, the Krauts are here  image21
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 18, 2008, 08:44:48 PM
 :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 18, 2008, 08:51:48 PM
 gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 18, 2008, 09:03:30 PM
Time to rest those blau/grun eyes georg ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 18, 2008, 10:01:57 PM
Just back from a dinner out with some of my girlfriends and what do I find when I arrive back - only nothing; everyone has gone to bed and now I have the place to myself.........Think I'll  :emot19_2: a few of my leprechaun buds and we'll shake a leg about the place  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203 Anyone for a drink or three  image11  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 19, 2008, 06:20:16 AM
The forum moderators might have to ground you young lady, if you continue staying out to such late hours......  :emot19_2:  swink
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 19, 2008, 06:24:43 AM
Yes Mike, we have to watch that night owl

The cheek is, she complained that all are gone when she stumbles in   image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 19, 2008, 06:26:25 AM
Maybe we could close certain sections (aclohol, dirty language, violance, nasty people ect.) from 23:00 hours to keep the youth out Mike.    :buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 19, 2008, 08:09:46 PM
Whats the story with Diana, going on Bot Bar Strike ??? Or still hangover from last sessions ???

image20 cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 19, 2008, 08:14:00 PM
I's is sick....caught Sandy B's germs.....head thick, eyes running and all snotty. I am not a good sick person,Off to bed now.    e154   gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 19, 2008, 08:15:23 PM
Get the Glühwein and Med Lemon and get better soon, i am also not well..... gnight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 19, 2008, 08:16:34 PM
 bighug  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 19, 2008, 09:04:22 PM
Got all the druids out to cure all your ailments and snottyness....  just for you sick lot. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 19, 2008, 09:27:26 PM
Oh no Diana - so sorry to hear you're not well........have a hot whiskey and go straight to bed - keep warm...

Ah Mike - please give me one more chance - I'll try to log on at a decent hour and I'll try to behave..........NOT!!!
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  :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 19, 2008, 10:59:19 PM
 :emot19:

heres to you Rhona, bet Mike didn't expect that one!


image11 image11 cheers cheers dawoman dawoman image203 image203 image203 quickdop quickdop

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 05:29:02 AM
Hi y'all. Long time no see.

@Dalene - Do you have that Druid picture in 1024 x 768 or bigger? It would look cool as a desktop wallpaper.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 07:08:46 AM
Hey Carl. Where've you been lately?
Had a phonecall with Marcel last night. He said you were in his class. I was sure you're younger than him. Did I get things mixed up?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:17:35 AM
Hi jnr. Yup I do believe Marcel was in my class at OPS. I'm not that young anymore, but thanks for the compliment. I'm turning 40 in two months, so it's only 5 more years before I can start on Salusa 45. Gee I cant wait...

I wrote my last exam for this semester on Tuesday, so I'm officially on a 1 month study break again before the next and hopefully final semester.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 11:26:41 AM
Lucky you. So I hope you get down to relaxing.
Marcel turned 41 this year. So they must've put you into school real soon. Or did you skip a class?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
Dunno. I think I was 6 when I started school.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
 :buffo1:
Just a sec. I'll get my calculator.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:45:47 AM
So how is Marcel? Tell him to get his lazy butt in front of his computer and start typing. Does he need a dictionary as well?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 11:51:08 AM
He's online very often, bu never mails. And then his English is good. He travels all over for his compony, tha's no problem.
And I seldom use a dicionary. Someimes I'm just jocking abou when I want something explained. Only he Afrikaans is giving me a hard ime.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
Maybe you need a new keyboard? There appears to be quite a few letters missing on the one u'r using at the moment laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 12:28:51 PM
What the hell is going on in here - a civilised conversation taking place in the Bot Bar...............get out of it - ye pair of scoundrals; taking complete advantage of the fact that poor Diana isn't well at the moment, in here sipping on sherry - why ye should be given detention from the site  image21

@ Carl - I think I mentioned before that some-one stole the 'T' from Jnr's keyboard...........either that or he's allergic to that letter........

  image11  image11  image11  image11  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
Maybe you need a new keyboard? There appears to be quite a few letters missing on the one u'r using at the moment laughpoint

ha's no rue Carl.  hey're all where hey supposed o be.

Yep I know. The "" broke out of my laptop recently. Don't know how to fix it.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 01:18:34 PM
STICK TO THE TOPIC   ......... image11  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Y.O.U.F.O.R.G.O.T.T.H.E.D.O.T.S.I.N.B.E.T.W.E.E.N.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 02:03:57 PM
Geez Sandy! Just a second ago I was missing you. Now I dunnow anymore!!!
:buffo1: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 04:15:18 PM
  motorbike  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on June 20, 2008, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: Carl Wrbka on June 20, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
Maybe you need a new keyboard? There appears to be quite a few letters missing on the one u'r using at the moment laughpoint

ha's no rue Carl.  hey're all where hey supposed o be.

Yep I know. The "" broke out of my laptop recently. Don't know how to fix it.

Try glue?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 05:08:49 PM
  BierSuip anyone? Or would you prefer tea instead Jnr.........  :buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 05:24:15 PM
Quote from: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Y.O.U.F.O.R.G.O.T.T.H.E.D.O.T.S.I.N.B.E.T.W.E.E.N.
B.O.Y.G.E.O.R.G.C.A.N.T.R.E.A.D.D.O.T.S.
I'm still feeling like sh*t....Sandy it's all your fault coming to work with your germs.
Seeing that I am here lets have a round with the green man  image11



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 20, 2008, 05:38:08 PM
 :emot111: It's Friday night, It's Party night!!!!!!!

Sorry you're not feeling so well Diana - must have been from mowing that wet grass!

:emot19:

Have you tried Flusin? I found the effervescent ones worked quite well.

You just sit and take it easy - I'll get the next round as Sandy has done a disappearing act again, probably off trying out some new restaurant and will come and make us all jealous later!

feedme

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 05:44:31 PM
Been taking..Corenza C. Find it works well untill it wears off.
So yes good Idea I'll just sit back here and enjoy the drinks and pampering. Michelle, eerrummm, my cushion here needs plumping up .When you finished that another whiskey please.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 20, 2008, 05:47:10 PM
There we go, does that feel better? Are you warm enough or would you like me to start the fire?

Whiskey on it's way in a sec - should I make a hot toddy for you rather?

Got to look after our Mother Di don't we!

15_3_27
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 05:53:52 PM
Thats it my child, where's Rhona to help you. A fire would be good.I think I'll start on Whiskey to-nite.
Are the Chippendales still coming to reherse their show for us. We'll tell them it's not quite right and then they can do it over and over. (For Medicinal reasons of course)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 20, 2008, 05:59:48 PM
I don't know where Rhona disappeared to - it looks like she was in here earlier - all the bottles left lying around again!

The Chippendales should be here at 20h00, I've just got to make sure the bar counter is clean though - can't have them tripping over empty glasses and cutting themselves can we! We've got an online dentist, social worker (or whatever Georg jr prefers to call himself), a lab worker and a very important nursing sister but no doctors!

Maybe we need to post for a new vacancy!

Oops sorry - nearly forgot your whiskey! Here we go!

BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 06:11:43 PM
We going to have to sit that girl down and give her a good talking to....filthy habit she's got there leaving bottles around. WE going to have to advertise for an on-line doctor.Otherwise Boy Georg can just talk us out of our injuries,you know its all in the mind. Perhaps even after a  few  quickdop our Dentist can be a doctor.
Its 8.10 lets settle down for the show, where are they?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 07:10:55 PM
Hi guys - what's happening? That mess.......uhm..........the.....uhm.....the leprechauns made me do it....yeah! the leprechauns made me  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 07:13:12 PM
Sit down Rhona I can't see....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 07:16:50 PM
  :emot111:  Don't worry Diana - I see enough for both of us..........  :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
 notfair  I also want to see the hot bods.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 07:55:33 PM
Oh go on then - I'll sit on the comfy cushions for a bit - you get up and watch the whooooooooo! Hoooooooooooo!
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 20, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
now ..now ..u 2 behave now remember too much and u gonna put the old pacemaker into overdrive hey... and then  short circuit then.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
Thats your problem Chris, we can't help it if we hot.  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 20, 2008, 08:05:12 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 20, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
Thats your problem Chris, we can't help it if we hot. 

Dont cool down  pls or i must turn on the heater here  thnx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 20, 2008, 08:08:56 PM
di babes, dont be so harsh on batteries, maybe not durracell hey,lol,lol,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
If you can't stand the heat - get out of the Bot Bar! Sorry guys but them be the rules.....
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 08:11:21 PM
No you  two ...  not a new restaurant .. went to my old favourite  Greek  again .. had a satisfactory grilled prawn experience .. Paul ahd  lamb shank and Tina now  munching on the bones ..  rounded off with 2 x ouzo .. nice and happy ..  Diana   I have not been working recently and if you chose to get up all close and personal with me  on the sofa   well then my germs are yours .. .. hey this  bu g has been a real  bitch .. me   now  finally seem to have shaken it off .  still bouts of tiredness ..anyhow today 9 months since .... so I had the ouzo for Johnboy , it was always his  favourite roundoff ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 08:15:45 PM
  bighug That's for you chicken - cause sometimes there's no need for words...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 08:29:03 PM
Same to you Hon .. couch time and catch up  a little chatty  .. seeing as we  all seem to have abit more energy but still being  sensible  and avoiding the  barcounter and Diana in her  sickly state still tring to dance ...  .. by the way has Michele  started to raid the ever increasing in weight sofa thats stuffed with Mikes ill gotten gains ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 20, 2008, 08:34:14 PM
She sure has - earlier on this evening she was wearing the most beautifull designer outfit and her shoes were out of this world.......Poor Diana - is not well at all sniffle! sniffle!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 20, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
hi sands old friend as we say in jewish religion "WISH YOU LONG LIFE" and remember your friend\ partner as they remember you my friend ,every year on there passing remember to lite a "youhtzheit' candle" every year on their passing.and as we have said previously ,{like in ww2} we will never forget our loved ones.,, you will be there one day all the best my friend and just be strong my friend Alexander. luv ur bru chris.... shalom...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 08:41:40 PM
So she was not  dressed up like a polar bear  as in  flu bug person ?/ .. still trying to do the glamourpuss thing .. well the skimpy clothing has its price .. her  snorfels will  carry on for a long time  if she keeps on  extending herself ...  maybe we should tel the bouncer to ban her till she well??  ..  at least she wont  re-infect us here  hey ??  and did we manage to move the heavy sofa  a bit closer to the fireplace ??  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 09:06:37 PM
Chris .. thanks for the words .. and yes Shalom ..  a good friend  some years ago sent me a detailed  meaning of Shalom ..  the words were deep,good and soul filling ..  almost a way to conduct life .. Me in good space and yes now moving along nicely , good memories abound , and yes at the point where one  starts missing  the missing of the lost one ?? .. a contradiction in its own uttering but yes ...  an indication of  moving along and striking out on ones own again ..   you go well ...  ta
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 20, 2008, 09:33:11 PM
hey bru,shalom can actually mean 3 things hello,goodbye,peace. hence on "shabbat"{friday nite} shabbat shalom} go in peace over the sabbath. i can tell u a lot about the jewish religion if u want to know. by the way VAL says she's waiting for your visit over  here,shes wanna meet old omunders and c wat we like.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 20, 2008, 09:49:55 PM
The message I got re shalom .  mentioned  among  one thing that stood out  ... peace in the home ..  others .. love .. forgiveness ..  Chris yu  dont even have to explain it to me .. i understand and accept it as an all encompassing  very universal   greeting and blessing all rolled into one .. need one say more ?? .. I have encouneterd enough  fine and intuitive people in my life that  have used it irrespective of their   religious persuasion  in this vein .. they know and understand its ancient meaning ..  see you soon .. me logging off now   ..  Gnight ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 20, 2008, 09:56:04 PM
thers me in poor britain ,trying my bestest to connect to sandy,big shout ,houy,dont go nite, nites,talk some more bro,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 05:16:11 AM
What's happening to the Bot Busters, getting all sentimental and all??????  :emot78:  Dont let me come over there and spice things up again  :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 21, 2008, 07:33:11 AM
Sentimental /  if you see it  as that  then a sentimental evening it so turned out .. nice  way to  round off a week in the hard harsh world that is today ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 12:29:44 PM
Quote from: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 05:16:11 AM
What's happening to the Bot Busters, getting all sentimental and all??????  :emot78:  Dont let me come over there and spice things up again  :emot19:
fireworks1  You most welcome Carl as long as you wearing bot attire: G-string,bowtie and cuffs.
Well a round of drinks  for our Rhona,the b'day girl  image11  image11  image11  image11
and for my son Glen who also has a b'day to-day........mid winter for us down south.  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 01:32:22 PM
Can I bring Angelina too?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 01:36:10 PM
Are you talking about Angelina Ballerina???
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  image21 Take that!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 01:44:45 PM
Nope, Lara Croft herself. pls

Hi Rhona, I believe it's your birthday today. Hope you have a great one and get lots of prezzies. Don't party too much tonite, we need you back here bright and early tomorrow morning.  happybirthday  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Tomorrow morning - don't make me laugh, I might be here - but I'll probably need to be minded........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 02:08:03 PM
Quote from: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 01:32:22 PM
Can I bring Angelina too?
Sure bring her if you want BUT no children allowed.Although I wouldn't have thought you needed her with Rhona and I around.  Boobs  Boobs   Beats fat lips any day.
I suppose now that the bots have wished Rhona I should get back to work.... motorbike
shooter shooter  shooter
quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
 yougogirl

Good remedy for the morning after syndrome: Buy yourself a saline drip from a pharmacy and hook it up. Works wonders. Got this tip from a paramedic at work this morning. Apparently 99% of the morning after misery is caused by dehydration.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 02:11:52 PM
I think I'd prefer to drink a bottle of water for dehydration but thanks for the tip  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 02:16:07 PM
We don't have hangovers in this bar as we are permenatly  drunk....    quickdop

Gosh best I watch my spelling before Chris starts darling and loviesing me. That just won't do.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 02:18:43 PM
Oh I say Dahling - you are looking mighty fine tonight luvie.........  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 21, 2008, 02:21:21 PM
 
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 02:16:07 PM
We don't have hangovers in this bar as we are permenatly  drunk....    quickdop

Gosh best I watch my spelling before Chris starts darling and loviesing me. That just won't do.


:emot19: You noticed. Quite an alert bot buster, our Diana.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
All Bot Busters are alert, Carl - that's why we got the job in the first place
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 03:56:21 PM
I'm roaming around the site - just myself and seven Bots
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
AND
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There will be NO  image24
Ah! me work is done and I'm all alone - how about a wee song from the birthday girl - an Irish song that yer oul' fella used to sing when he was jarred at a hooley........
BierSuip  image11  BierSuip  image11  BierSuip  image11

Ahem!!! la laa laaa laaaaa

'When boyhoods' fire was in my blood
I read of ancient freemen,
For Greece and Rome who bravely stood,
Three hundred men and three men;
And then I prayed I yet might see
Our fetters rent in twain,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

A nation once again,
A nation once again,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

And from that time, through wildest woe,
That hope has shone a far light,
Nor could loves' brightest summer glow
Outshine that solemn starlight;
It seemed to watch above my head
In forum, field and fane
Its angel voice sang round my bed,
A nation once again!

A nation once again,
A nation once again,
And Ireland, long a province, be
A nation once again!

lalalalalalala  image11  image11  image203  image203  image203



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 21, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
Uh Oh !  our  birthday girl is  alone in the bar  helping herself from the  shelves  mixing drinks and now  sloshed and singing   patriotic songs ...   those  bots are indeed in  danger ..  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 04:17:31 PM
Ah Sandy me oul friend - hows about a few lines of 'whiskey in the jar'

'As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier,
Saying 'Stand and deliver, or the devil he may take ya'

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


I counted out his money, and it was a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I brought it home to Jenny.
She swore that she loved me and never would she leave me
But the devil take the woman, for they never can be easy.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
And sent for Captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


'Twas in the early morning before I rose to travel,
up comes a band of foot men and likewise Captain Farrell.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water, so a prisoner I was taken.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


If anyone can aid me, it's me brother in the army,
If I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
And I swear he'll treat me better than my own dear darling Jenny.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


Now some men take delight in the carraiges a-rolling,
And others take delight in the hurling and the bowling.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

Musha ring dumma do dumma da,
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar


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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 21, 2008, 04:23:41 PM
Tempo picking up I see ?/ ok theres plenty of whiskey in the jar  .. enjoy .. can hear the song ringing in my ears .. heard it one night in sportsmans .. we can guess which crowd of  folk were singing it hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
It wouldn't happen to be my dear mom and my aunty Vi by any chance, now would it Sandy.........

Musha ring dumma do dumma da, (clap! clap! clap! clap!)
Whack for my daddy-o (clap! clap!)
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 21, 2008, 04:37:10 PM
Now theres a clever girl !  I see the  jar of Whiskey has not compromised your  thinking  yet  ...  image11    take it  easy .. you dont want  to be work allergic two mondays in a row now ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 05:50:56 PM
Now it's just Little old me alone in the bar so one triple whiskey comming up and......"Jy's my rooi rok Bokkie hahaha as jy nou wil sokkie nananana." or maybe"Boesman land vat my hand ly my oor die rand se kant nananana  jy will he nanana kiepersol sal le nananna Boesman land vat my hand"  ja ou Worsie hy was nog die beste.
image06  come dance with me little man,wanna try poledancing1 or shall we just  discodance
Oh my hat......THERES A CAT IN A HAT  cat3  cat3  cat3  three cats doing the macarana.
Let me lie down on the couch for a moment.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 21, 2008, 06:17:00 PM
I pop in for a quick drink  and maybe to see if  help behind the bar is needed and what do i find  ?/ Diana passed out on the couch .. Boy is  she in trouble  with her man  if  she does an overnight sleep in the bar ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 21, 2008, 07:33:38 PM
Don't panic I'm awake......".Ek wil huis toe gaan na mama toe die rivier is voel die trane roll  bokkie ek wil ...nananan .....by jou wil le.... nananana .... ek is a los lappie."........ quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 21, 2008, 11:53:42 PM
  :emot98: Guess who's home from a night out -  image11 and lookee here I'm all alone - just me, myself and I - no Bots; no buddies - nobody to impress with my sword skills  image21 image21  image21

And I think I drank to much; cause I don't understand what's being said...........  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 22, 2008, 02:00:14 AM
Damn! it's 3 in the morning and I thought I might catch the Birthday girl sneaking in after a night out on the town, but it seems she got home earlier than I expected.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 06:27:40 AM
  :emot98: Aha! So Mikey is our new secret bouncer.............well! well! well! You have to get up early in the morning to catch a leprechaun  image203 - we are way too clever for you - sneak off before you come on sight and sneak back in again when you're doing your rounds........or in your case catching a few ZZZZZs!!!
So Mr. Alco-biotic, how are you this fine sunny morning, and more importantly how is the ear - or is the banging in your head taking away from the thumping in your ear...........

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 07:17:52 AM
The question comes in mind about mike.

Was he up so early or was that bed time

Hope Rhona had a nice Birthday
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 07:32:50 AM
Yup to Rhona  Diana was definitely singing in a foreign language .  No Hon you were not drunk  just forgotten afrikaans ... hop you enjoyed and we all wait with bated breath for the lottery outcome ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 22, 2008, 09:11:35 AM
I find, that unlike other (Irish) party people, when I go on the piss, I tend to need less sleep....... as for my ear, what ear, I cannot feel the right hand side of my face, it's all numb, Shannon and i were having a great laugh sticking pins into that side of my face.... I must remember to mix my biotics and whiskey next time Michele is on the warpath....   quickdop   image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 09:16:18 AM
Methinks you play russian roulette with your health........honest that is no joke what you say
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 09:36:32 AM
@ Mike - I agree with Georg Snr.  Looks like the facial nerve is involved, either from the infection, or from pressure due to swelling.  You should really get it looked at.  Cant let the daddy of OMD online miss his first birthday because of that!  May be a virus, then the antibiotics wont do a thing, except for making you feel mislik and interfere with your doppie routine!  Hope you can squash it soon.
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 22, 2008, 09:55:19 AM
What do you mean the next time I'm on the warpath! Why do you think your face is numb -  it has nothing to do with the antibiotics is all I'm saying!

:emot112:

Like I said in a previous post - Mike thinks he is invincible!

:nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 09:57:04 AM
@ Michelle

May be that helps Mike   yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 10:04:06 AM
Oh I see Michelle, it was actually YOU handing out some  thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
Hi guys - I'm awake and what's more I'm up, although if the truth was told - I was awake on and off through out the morning, I just refused to climb out from under the duvet..........
What's happening  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 12:04:59 PM
Hi Rhona   goodmorning

You still look sleepy......the hangover got hold of you  iknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:08:47 PM
  image24 Not too bad Daddy Georg, but I think I need to be minded - and I have a funny feeling I'm going to be allergic to wo rk tomorrow morning...........maybe I need a holiday!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 12:26:15 PM
Hi Rhona, it's quite early for you to be in the bar, hey.  Are you planning another late night?  Well if the weather over there is the same as in Cape Town, the best place to be is in the cozy bot bar!  Cold and light rain here.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 12:29:19 PM
Ok Hot choccie and mallows coming up ..   couch moved closer to  fireplace .. nice roaring fire on go ..  curl up  chat a bit  then drift off into  sweet  healing dreamland ..  we'll wake you up later ..  I went for late brekkie at greek ..  had eggs bacon tomato  toast with  fig preserve ..  read papers ,, gently supped  on some  semi sweet  white  wine  .. had a few ciggies .. watched the passing  world from the window ..  drew up memories , felt good about life  and  now back home .. sun  peeking out from the clouds , bidding  better things to come  ...  will now go  spend some quiet time in magic corner of garden ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 12:30:33 PM
Rhona's here for  tending .. its a  service we offer ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:32:37 PM
Hiya Bertie - just looked out the window and it looks quite breezy out but at least it is dry!

I'm just after seeing an add on the telly - slice of bread, one side toasted; the untoasted side has been topped with a slice of ham, some tomato and covered with cheese; then stuck under the grill and toasted - kinda like an open toastie AND I want one..............  pls somebody make me one......don't make me get up and make it myself. Ooooooh! Sandy - I'd love the hot chocolate WITH my open toastie
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:37:35 PM
Psssst! Guys - I was just nosying about and was veiwing who's online and there's a Bot posting in the topic 'Bot Attack'  - are they allowed do that or do they have to be logged in under a name other than Guest  image21
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 12:39:50 PM
Ok  me off to kitchen to make the toastie .. relax ...  a smidgin of  mustard  tucked in with the ham  should add some  zing  and  excite the taste buds  hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 12:44:22 PM
Rhona, I think that intruder had an effect, I couldn't post anything here for the last 5 minutes, just see your posts added.  Sandy, I think we're going to keep you busy in the kitchen.  Sounds lovely, the mustard's a great idea!
Glad to hear Rhona is here for "tending" and not "mending".
Hope Mike's ear is mending so he can hear when Michele talks to him about taking care of himself!
allgood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:48:56 PM
Ooooh! Just a tiny bit of mustard- I'm not a fan of sauces or extras and always order them on the side....but I'm a tad adventurist so go on - Damn! I'm such a mad thing going around the place.....  image21
Better put on extra toasties Sandy - cause looks like I have to share - but I'm not sharing the marshmallows - Sorry!

As for those Bots  :emot77: register and join us or p*ss off and stop interupting our chat!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 12:51:19 PM
Tell 'em Rhona.  There were two at one go just now.
Myself also not a big sauce fan, but I sometimes get this craving for something spicy/strong, then I'll go for anything.
15_3_27
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
Daddy Georg - what's going on with these 'Guests'

Whoa! Bertie - good plan 99......... 15_3_27  15_3_27  15_3_27 that should help Sandy toast our sandwhiches quicker,
But of course we are always on gaurd  image21  image21  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 22, 2008, 12:57:18 PM
get yourself on skype rhona,cant wait to chat to you xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 12:58:55 PM
Capers, might add some zing too- without the sauce. But you must like salty stuff.

faceinfood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:01:44 PM
Ah Bobby, my friend - I'm not allowed Skype..........seems like I spend too much time on this pc as it is  3_8_14  

@ Sandy - more toasties there handsome, I spot Diana and Tamara following the delicious aroma - come in ladies and join us  feedme

@ Tamara - sounds like it could be interesting...our couple of toasties are turning into a banquet.......maybe we should help Sandy in the kitchen - But I'm too comfy by the fire...............Ooooh1 what if we bring in all the grub on a tray and make our toasties by the open fire - kinda like 'old Ireland' cooking
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 01:03:25 PM
Rhona

Those guests are members but not logged in
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 01:05:20 PM
Quote from: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 12:37:35 PM
Psssst! Guys - I was just nosying about and was veiwing who's online and there's a Bot posting in the topic 'Bot Attack'  - are they allowed do that or do they have to be logged in under a name other than Guest  image21
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

image21  Where ....what happened ....did they post where..... image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
 BierSuip

Hi Rhona, an open fire sounds good. Just poped downstairs to tidy up before bed, because I wont get a chance in the morning, and thought I would check my emails. finished tiding an hr ago!! Just love this site! So adictive and  makes me home sick. even though I have now been in Tassie for seventeen years!!!!!!!!!!!

What I really want is some biltong and beer.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
Anyone can come in unless he is blocked.

If you come without logging in, you appear as guest

So welcome as guest LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:09:40 PM
 cheerup

I dont remember loging in!!!!

must be automatic
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 01:13:36 PM
Welcome to our bar Tamara........have a  BierSuip  while we measure you for your  poledancing1 outfit.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:13:54 PM
They are members that tried to post; but because they are guests they were unable - am I right Daddy G?
 image21

Hiya Tamara - I'm living in Ireland since 1981 and I too miss a lot of the things about S.Africa..........I holidayed in Australia 4 years ago and spent a week in Tassie - what a beautifull place; I couldn't get over the scenery - absolutely stunning. Last year, I went back to S.Africa for a couple of weeks but didn't get the chance to visit O'mund, and I was like a child at Christmas reliving my memories and re-educating my taste buds to biltong; cream-soda, tomato flavour chips, tex bars ect ect...even brought home some biltong - yeah! I know-bold! bold! bold! when asked if I had any food stuff to declare - I looked up innocently and said 'chocolate'.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
Ok  ..  but good hot english mustard adds  zing .. just the smidgin .. whe remebers the old ' welsh rarebit ' or rabbit as it was called ..  good  hard cheddar  cheese  kind of  melted down with beer  a touch of mustard then put on toast and then put under the  grill  and  toasted  til   slightly browned ??  capers  yes love them  , I find they go better with smoked salmon .. ok  heres  my Millionaires  Pizza coming up ..   heated , thin base  on a heated platter  just licked with the margerita  topping .. then slathered with  mix of cream and  cream cheese ,, coated withh strips of  smoked salmon ,, sprinkled with  some finely chopped capers ( not too much ) put into the oven for  3 - 4 mins just to get it  slightly warm and then  some dollops of  caviar  corresponding to each slice ... Mmmmmm !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 01:23:43 PM
You're wicked Sandy!  Drooling on the keyboard is not good!
faceinfood

Tamara - careful, they're already taking your measurements.  If it depends on Diana, Rhona, Michele, Dalene and the rest of the girls, you're going to have a few bruises tomorrow after all the pole-dancing!
poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:25:15 PM
@ Sandy - now that pizza is far from what I was rared.........but if you throw in a couple of sausage rolls with the toasties & hot choc - you'll have one happy leprechaun on your hands

We have started putting mattresses along the floor beside the  poledancing1 - just while the new ladies are practising, don't be trying to frighten off our dancers Bertie
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:27:48 PM
I have been going to the gym Bertie in training. I have been watching the girls and now I think I am ready!
Warm ups first...  hoolahoop1
ok ready steady...
oops sorry got scared.
One two thr...  poledancing1

Tada!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 01:30:12 PM
Excellent  bravo

Not bad for a beginner.  Looks like our reigning dancing queens have a very able replacement to relieve them of their duties!  Soon you'll be teaching them a few lessons!

yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:31:48 PM
Whoo! Hoo!  yougogirl looking good
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 01:32:10 PM
I taught them all well Bertie our girls are pro's  poledancing1
Becarefull we'll have jumping out of a present with the rest of the guys in your b'day suit nogal.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:35:00 PM
LOL!
I just want a quick moment of self gratification. today it has been a WHOLE WEEK scince I have last breastfed my baby boy! It has been stressful and I am glad it is done.
I need a few  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip and a few  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip and maybe a  poledancing1 poledancing1 hoolahoop1 poledancing1 poledancing1 and  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip.


and manybe  :emot182: :emot182:.

Now I can concintrate on getting ready for our trip to Cape Town. I Can NOT wait.  :emot98:
Ok I am done now- thank you for indulging- like you had a choice.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:36:50 PM
Trust me Rhona .. its delicious ..  I must get you to be a bit more adventurous in your  eating ..  eaten with a glass of good  ballsy  buttery chardonnay  or a  light red .. Mmmmm .. and all these bodies  flying around on poles all of a sudden ?/ hey Diana .. you corrupting the  newcomers ??  Uh oh  Tamara's taken to the pole like a fish to water  .. Diana  watch out  you  gonna  have  competition .. I see you showed the  newcomersthe video clip of how not to do it  .. aint seen one  go  flying  off a pole  yet ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
 :emot112_2: :emot19: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 01:40:50 PM
I did Sandy I did....competition noooo....just training up my protege here.  poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on June 22, 2008, 01:44:04 PM
 grab grab BierSuip BierSuip
Ok just a fe streches grab grab and I must be off- a very big day ahead of me tomorow and it is 11:45pm. Have to be up by six thirty. Bad, bad me.
nice drinking with you all.
Tam

@ Diana
dawoman
and Rohna- might do the chocolate trick myself, if I dont eat it all first.  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:46:04 PM
Oh! Oh! The leprechaun has just been hit by a wave of tiredness.........I need to be minded!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:50:07 PM
Aah! Passing on the  ancient  skill  of  poledancing then ?/

A BIT OF  TIME  TRAVEL .. WHOOOSH !!

INTO  THE  FUTURE .. YEAR 2015 ...

You in a  few  years will be  like the  Dame Margot Fonteyn , or our own Phyllis Spira .. retired  .. hanging on to a walking  stick , (  thats from  breakiing the  ankles falling off the  bar )  hair  pulled  into a  stern bolla ..   and  I  can  see  you in  Diana's  Pole Dancing  Academy (  kind of like a scene  from the  movie " fame ?? )  screeching at your  pupils  .. banging the  stick on the  ground .. " no  thats not how  you  do it !! "  getting  totally miffed .. " do it over !! "  then  watching and  taking a  swig of  wine  and  puffing  on  your  Sobranie ...  Oh  how i just love these  video  clips that form in my  mind ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 01:53:35 PM
Sit down a bit Rhona, you been running around for 3 days.  Sandy, where did you get that mustard from, it looks like it has strange effects on us all.  One tired, other one videos in the head (hallucinating), and another getting google-eyed!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:55:31 PM
Rhona .. another hot choccie  coming up  .. double mallows .. somebody throw more  logs on the  fire  .. Now  Rhona .. you  being  distracted by all these bodies  flying around  poles  hey ?? ..  Ok hot choccie finished .. now  watch the   ring  swinging on the  end of the  chain  .. you  feeling  sleepy  ,, very  sleepy  ..   now  when i click my  fingers you will be  asleep ..   you  will take a much needed forty winks  .. that equals  fourty  minutes of power nap to allow the  choc and mallow to  digest and heal you  . then you will wake up refreshed ..  and if you  sensible  flee the bar .. cos  Dianas on a roll and  dangerous ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:59:57 PM
@ Bertie .. no not the  mustard  .. me always had the  video  clips in the  head ..  its actually quite fun .. think of a scenario .. cast the mind  free .. and there am  I .. in the middle  .. an observer  and  or if i so choose a participator ..  also in  the tough world  of work its sometimes a great help in problem solving .. many a technical problem i have solved  by allowing the  clip to play out ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 01:50:07 PM

I  can  see  you in  Diana's  Pole Dancing  Academy (  kind of like a scene  from the  movie " fame ?? )  screeching at your  pupils  .. banging the  stick on the  ground .. " no  thats not how  you  do it !! "  getting  totally miffed .. " do it over !! "  then  watching and  taking a  swig of  wine  and  puffing  on  your  Sobranie ...  Oh  how i just love these  video  clips that form in my  mind ..
:sorriso2:  love it Sandy   shhhhh don't wake Rhona but pass me that asstray please
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 02:04:38 PM
Good  now she resting  ...  clean ashtray coming up ..   refill ?? .. can I recomend the  Chardonnay ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
Sorry guys, have problem with connection at moment, will log off and try again later.  Will put some logs on the fire before I leave.  Enjoy, we talk later!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 02:07:25 PM
 cheers and Sandy and I will enjoy our Chardonnay   e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 02:09:03 PM
@ Rhona

Yes, you can only post when logged in 3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
Me going to spend some time in magic corner of garden  .. join me Diana ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
Yawn! Stretch! Yawn! - hello !HELLOOOOOOOOOO is anybody there???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 02:30:37 PM
Rhona !!   you supposed to be asleep .. i take a walk in from the magic garden  .. Diana's  now taking a nap there and communing with the fairies  .. and i see you siting up  wide eyed  .. you need  rest Hon .. now  gently   taking your hand I lead you to the magic garden  .. The fairies are waiting to have a chat with the  girl form the  Emerald Isle ...  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
Did you know fairies were only 1cm tall............and the first fairies didn't actually have wings - the wings were a special commision as a wedding gift for Thumbelina which were laced with magic and such the fairy as we know them were borne............a bit of useless information for ye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 02:56:13 PM
So what did the  little ones say to you ??  you  rested up now ?/
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 03:09:26 PM
All good again - Thanks.............
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Lets have some soothing music from my repertoire---Mouthorgan and guitar.....On the campfire in africa

http://hometown.aol.com/etoshapfanne/music/outof1.mp3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 03:35:43 PM
Georg .. Beautiful  !  the mouth organ  a much underestimated instrument .. when played  with skill its  so expressive .. from  plaintive soothing  tones to brash  and loud  discords  and overtones .. the player can do it  if he  is good ..  .. a kind of minature ' Orgue  Expressiv "  as the  harmunium  of last century was  termed ..  I heard  an operatic piece played on  mouth organ this Morning on FMR (  you can get it on Internet )  stunning  . now  careful you going to lull Rhona off to sleep again ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
Wow Daddy G..........that was stunning - so peacefull and brilliant  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:38:02 PM
@ Sandy

Can you watch Videos ???

I have a classic piece to play for you ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
@ Rhona

That is my nicest piece to use in africa films
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
@ Georg Snr - Beautiful.  I can fall into a very peaceful sleep with that accompanied by one of Sandy's calming mental videos.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
it opened up in media player  .. so yes i should be able to watch it ...
Ah  ! I see Berties back .. so you been practicing mental videos ?? good stuff hey ?/ 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:46:47 PM
OK here we go, the best i ever managed


http://www.livevideo.com/video/D883A1C7FF6C4060BBA9625A9325FAFD/ave-maria-with-mouthorgan.aspx?lastvcid=655023
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 03:50:43 PM
@ Sandy - just popped in, unfortunately my funtime is over, have to get a few things done before tomorrow.  Enjoy your evening guys & girls.

@ Georg Snr - I'll have better internet package soon, then I'll spend some more time on your artwork!  Looking forward to it. What I've seen so far is excellent!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:53:46 PM
Yes Bertie

You will need lots of time....... Just Videos about 300 = 10 hrs LOL Travel, Songs, Music etc

Shows

Blogs

Pictures

Travel Reports

Hobbies and and and

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 22, 2008, 03:57:15 PM
Great stuff!  Something to look forward to!  Hey, I see I passed 250 posts.  I think that's a good milestone for me, in just 30 days!  Logging off now, be sweet all!
gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 03:59:03 PM
 bye_bye Bertie

Mike come out of the hiding !!!!! image21 image203 3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
 The Ave Maria  thanks  Georg  .. Beautiful  .. like said an underestimated instrument ... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2008, 04:19:11 PM
OK lets start  quickdop and  e154  again  mybe  shooter  a  image06  or 2


image11  image203  image11  image203  image11      15_3_27
cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3  cat3

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 22, 2008, 04:24:54 PM
Hi Diana, you seem to be ok again.

Full of life  shake it >>>>>>  Boobs>>>>>>>>>dont break it >>>>>>>>>> 3_8_14

Defend our bar >>>>>>>>>  image21 Cheers>>>>>>>>>>>>>> image11>>>
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 07:10:51 PM
A little bit of  image21 and a little bit of  shooter - and a whole lot of  image203 and a smidgin of  :culo1:  and a couple of  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 07:26:47 PM
Back again Rhona ! you really want to be work allergic??  .. me just redone my lotto entry online  .. I use my bank loyalty points  and do a 13 week subscription .. any winnings deposited  diectly into bank account .. over 50 g they phone you to come in for counselling .. oh Please I need  counselling soon .. plus just finished an unpleasant task .combing through  my accounts to prove to the one life  insurance company  that they botched payout etc etc .. seems their left hand dont know what the right hand is doing .. thanx god i got a brain on my shoulders .. so i  do  nasty factual  email 2 morrow   .. plus the  other insurance company  dragging heels nigh on 8 months since claim lodged .. me going to take afternoon off if I have not  received an email in the morning in response to  fridays mail .. and go to their head office of  cathedral like  proportions  sit  myself down and  demand to see the head honcho  as I want  resolution  soon  .. me  now  peed off .. anyhow  time for  a drink .. something  stronger to lift our  spirits then ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 07:33:03 PM
Hey Sandy - do you want me to go with you tomorrow  image21 - I might not be much help, but I'll put on my cross face and Grrrrrrrrrr every now and again
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 07:44:13 PM
An Irish Terrorist  .. Oops  sorry , I   meant  Terrier would be a welcome addition to my team  .. Grrr ..  so  what we having  to make us look  really mean 2morrow ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 22, 2008, 07:46:24 PM
A couple of 'Stingers' please............... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@ Diana - you want to come with us tomorrow?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 22, 2008, 08:03:05 PM
Hummph ? dont know what a stinger is  , but will use my imagination  .. top shelf sh..t here we come ..  mix   taste .. Mix ..   taste .. ouch !  worse than a mother in  laws slap ..  well here it is  drink up  .. quickly ,, hurry  its starting to  smoke and foam like the drink  Dr Jeckyl normally drinks ..  down  down  ..Aah !  Uurgh .. collapse .. crawl up clutching the side of the sofa .. hands  starting to go all  furry and  claws coming out .. Omigawd .. look in  the miror we all  furry and  beastly  looking ..  cant we  go there now .. hope the  effect lasts  through till tomorrow ??   enjoy  of  the  concoction .. me logging off now so that i can go howl at the moon a bit   Whooo ! Aauwwoorrl ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 22, 2008, 10:27:40 PM
me being me,i sneaked in on the off chance,only to find the bar empty,now its your to find the contents gone,cant get done for it cos ive supped the evidence,hic,hic,time for you botts to restock,ps who left the loo seat up?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 23, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Bobby, hope you're ok.  Sandy's been mixing dangerous potions in the bar last night which turned them into creatures of the night.  Hope they recognized you as friendly company.  Good luck for today all.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 23, 2008, 09:21:59 AM
 notfair

I missed all the toast and hot chocolate yesterday afternoon!

Shadow had a puppy playdate with his new best friend Bindi a 3 month old chocolate brown Doberman pup. They had such a ball!

Anyway Sandy next time you make toast again  callme okay! Oh, and maybe we could leave the ham off of mine and swop the mustard for chutney!

First time I ever had a toasted cheese and chutney was at Bakoven in Stellenbosch many, many moons ago - still make them that way at home!

feedme

Hey Tamara - welcome to the  poledancing1 team - does this mean we can sign you up for the bot squad as well? The more the merrier, and all you have to do is

shooter and  image21 now and again!

yougogirl


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 07:48:19 PM
Monday night and all sober ?

no attendance here

Where is the >>>>>> (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/bartender_blinking_md_wht.gif)

Hey Sandy your service leaves lots to be desired
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 23, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
We are here......  I'm fully alert and on guard.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:02:14 PM
What.....How...when.........Who the hell opened the bar tonight - Daddy G, the bar is closed for party renovations. The poles are being polished, the bar being stocked with all sorts of wonderfull concoctions; the decor is is being changed to something suitable for this HUGE bash......Michelle is in the kitchen cooking up  a storm, organising the braai meat and making a list of all the puddings.......  :auguri1:

There's serious work being done  - don't just stand there looking, pick up that crate of Guiness

Dalene is keeping them nosey bots out while we work, work, work
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:05:18 PM
Oh i am sorry Rhona, there is no sign on the door about renovations

Well i better stay in the bar, i need some renovation too.................. any suggestion ?

About work, you forgot , i am pensioner, finished work   image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:07:34 PM
@ Daddy G - you can supervise the rest of us....do a quick stock take, make sure we have enough Wine; Guiness; Lager; Whiskey; Brandey; Vodka; Alcopops; mixers...........Ooooh! has anyone checked the ice-machine to make sure it's working?
So much to do and so little time......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:10:06 PM
OK Rhona, that i can do, i will have a taste on those goodies, i let you know how i am doing

But i must warn you, once i have to much i do funny things or i go to sleep..... cat3 cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:11:51 PM
I see the crew is posting, all together now......lets go
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:12:39 PM
  :wow1: No tasting - Dalene, stop that pensioner, he's trying to finish off the party stock  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 23, 2008, 08:13:24 PM
Its that time again ... system slow as hell ,,   me been on and off  to no avail .. and need an early night .. takes forever to even post ..    3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 23, 2008, 08:14:32 PM
Mommy Di will just sit on this here couch and deligate.... BierSuip
NO NO Rhona you never tie balloons in even numbers always odd.....Daleen good job with those ploes there my girl.
Oh what a life  BierSuip

Daddy Georg get back here with that stock   image21

Same problem here Sandy  3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:16:03 PM
Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! It's off to work we go.........  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:17:18 PM
@ Sandy: Better slow posting then no posting,

pull yourself together now and get behind that bar counter chop chop before i have emtied all the bottles just tasting

Dalene want stop me ......no way she is very friendly with me  :36_4_8:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:19:19 PM
The pensioner is taking advantage of our good nature......I was hoping we wouldn't have to but looks like Diana will have to put on her cross face and sort him out  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 23, 2008, 08:21:08 PM
@Rhona, that pole you are polishing is way to thin for Aunty Diana, she last used that pole when she was at least 10kg 's lighter, so I urge you to upgrade that pole to a heavy duty one... don't want to spoil the evening!.....   :emot112_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:21:45 PM
@ Diana

Think twice before you get violent with me..............

remember our tete a tete and what you promissed me.........Love forever  giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
That pole is for the  cat3 Mike.............Oooooh! I just found that case of 'Mickey Finn'..mmm!mmm! who wants a shot?

@ Daddy G - sometimes we have to get mad, we don't enjoy it  image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:26:15 PM
Rhona you look sweet when you´re mad  yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 23, 2008, 08:27:07 PM
 3_8_14   3_8_14  me here again ..  connection keeps on breaking .. Ground control to Major Tom ?    crackle ... crshhh ... crackle ..  ground control .. this  is  major Tom   Crshhh  crackle .. ( remember that David Bowie song ?? )  this cybertravel can be dangerous ..  heres me  floating around in cyberspace my lifeline frayed and ready to break  ..   maybe I get  reeled  in before they close the doors ?/  crshhh  crackle ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 23, 2008, 08:29:30 PM
@ Daddy G  image21

@ Sandy - you want to come to mine - all seems to be good this side of space..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 23, 2008, 08:31:09 PM
"4, 3, 2, 1, Earth below me," ...Lalalalala   image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
Rhona you´re tickling me......giggle giggle is that a foreplay in ireland ????  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:33:53 PM
Herr Schmitt from England out is posting !!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:38:38 PM
Herr Schmitt, vat dos U take so long, vant some help ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 23, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
Crshhh   Crackle  .. Blip .. line broken and there goes major tom somersaulting  off into cyberspace  .. one hours oxygen in his tanks  .. rescue team  ..
( where the bloody hell are they all ? .. ) .. In the bar of course sozzled already .. not much hope for the poor fella ..  bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 23, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
Sere ve go Sandy, you is crackling your vay in vhile i has some vine  hicks image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 23, 2008, 09:00:44 PM
wot you feeding the green eyed monster rhona,some sample from the lab,its making poor george talk funny too,mind you ,he doesnt look too well with them eyes image11 image14 quickdop iknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 23, 2008, 09:04:52 PM
 madashell  Daddy Georg, I leave you alone for 5min, while I go sort Michael out and you two timing me with Rhona.
Foreplay in Ireland indeed.  image14  Bloody pensioners, hard to find a good one nowdays.

Hey Michael, I've actually lost weight...I'm hot.. tsssss.... now 15_3_27

LIke Sandy I'm also ready to  3_8_14   3_8_14
So I'll be off now.  gnite  and for my two timing pensioner  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 23, 2008, 09:07:29 PM
diana,you got me wishing i was an old toppie too,maybe georg will have some competition hey xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 23, 2008, 09:11:30 PM
@ Bobby    e154  e154  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 23, 2008, 09:44:07 PM
going to take my viagra tonite,sick of falling out of bed,gnite all,slaap yuller lekker xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 24, 2008, 07:26:34 AM
@ Bobby    :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 24, 2008, 10:50:47 AM
Quote from: bobbysmith on June 23, 2008, 09:44:07 PM
going to take my viagra tonite,sick of falling out of bed,gnite all,slaap yuller lekker xx

Scared of falling out ????

I have the solution

Sleep on the rag in front of the bed with your doggy, but in that case no viagra !!!!!

Oh what dit i think here  image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 24, 2008, 12:30:45 PM
 shooter  shooter  shooter  image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 24, 2008, 02:23:16 PM
 shooter  image21  shooter  image21  shooter  image21  shooter  image21

The bots are at it again! Trying to break into the bar and trying to spoil our decorations!

Take that  image20

image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 24, 2008, 02:24:48 PM
Yep, plenty of guests on board...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 24, 2008, 04:08:51 PM
I think I have found the place where Sandy & Diana ends up in the cyber world.......  somewhere in the midst of Golden Slumbers where everything slows down to zero pace!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 24, 2008, 05:42:02 PM
What in the name of blue blazes is hoing on here...........the bar is out of bounds until the party - no tickling Daddy G and most definitely no drinking.............Come on ladies - do you think we should move the bar into quarintine for a while.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 24, 2008, 07:38:30 PM
Ooh ! Dalene  ..  you been following us to our slumberworld ?/  Nice hey ??
And as For Georg Snr . from the blue state of his tongue methinks he stolen Bobby's viagra supply and been eating them like sweeties ..  Georg .. they not smarties and they raise the blood pressure .. and create a sort of colour blindness .. Oppas ! no paramedics onboard ..  well the rescue team never came for me .. i somehow  managed to stop my Major Tom somersaulting out into  cyberspace .. by  actually doing a swimming motion  competition crawl .... and gradually swam my way to the  safety of my bed .. just in time .. i had 1 minute of oxygen left ...
very tired today , nearly blew a blood vessel  today with  insurance co's ineptitude today .. but yes making headway ..  value me more than them so calmed down .. but yes tired ..  bar outof bounds .. No Diana .. no ruckus .. Rhona you safe ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 24, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
  :emot98: All is looking good - bar is quiet; stock is high - fridges are jammed to capacity....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 24, 2008, 08:28:07 PM
I must complain to Bobby. He sent me those pills and said take 10 of them to get rid of my headake
now tongue is blue, the headake still as strong asbefore and the bloodpresurre plays havoc me looking at the our girls.

A dop to calm me down is not available and Mike threatened i have to pay for the booze on the anniversary

Now tell me, what a set up is that here ?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 25, 2008, 12:57:49 PM
I  just  had a very  nice  surprise today ..  I was  called to  reception  as  I had a visitor ..  Iasked reception  who the  visitor was .. she could not  give a name   .. now  they  supposed to  screen  and ask if the  person has an appointment . and if  not  get the  name and com[pany  then  contact us  to  see if  were  available ..  so  she  just  kept on  insisting its a  surprise  .. Well  there  I  went  down to  reception  hoping  it  wasnt the  taxman in  disguise  , or  something i  did wrong  years ago   catching  up with me ..  Surprise  indeed  .. there  was  Bertie  in  the  flesh .. proffering a  bottle  for  tomorow night  celebration .. Now  that  a  really  nice  touch  Bertie  .. I  thank you  from  the  Bottom  of  my  heart  ..  he  traced  people   by their  email  addresses .. obviously  phoned  the  companies  and  checked  if it  wasnt a cold  trail ..  bought  the  Gifts .. havent  opened mine  yet but  suspect it  could  be  a  bottle of  Shiraz .. so  he took the  afternoon  of  and  was  going  around to  drop off to  people  he managed  to  trace ..  again  a  kind  and thoughtful  touch .. maybe  we  should  post this  under  the   topic ..  about  good things  only ?? once  again  THANKS  BERTIE  .. much  appreciated ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on June 25, 2008, 01:01:44 PM
just checking as to berties flight plans,what uk airport do you need collecting from bertie,nice gesture pal
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 25, 2008, 01:07:45 PM
Hey Mon Mr Marley ( Bobby )  ..   Bertie only  doing immediate  Cape town area  and of those he managed to  trace via  work email addys ..   this aint no  father  christmas  wizz  around the  planet in one  day  thing ..  suggest   a bit  of  spinningweed  instead ..   its   definitely  appropriate to the  hairdo mon ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 25, 2008, 01:16:31 PM
As I posted under Nice Surprise I too got a visit from our Bertie, and I thank him with a sepcial  poledancing1 routine.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 25, 2008, 01:36:56 PM
Diana, I know you like your dop in the afternoons, but you better save that bottle for Thursday night, otherwise you might burn the family supper 2nite.....   image14  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 25, 2008, 01:40:52 PM
Geez Michael I can't drink and look after Morgan so the wine is safe for Thurs.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 25, 2008, 03:03:18 PM
Hi guys, I just walked in now from my round trip!
Glad I could trace some of you.  To the rest, I wish I had Santa's sleigh, would've loved to pop in at Mike & Michele, Dalene, Bobby, all the Ruffs, Rhona, oh my, the list is endless.......

Unfortunately my trokkie could only manage the Cape Town area.  I managed to get some info on the regulars on the site through their e-mail addresses, posts, web addresses and the CT phone book.  Like I said, wish you were ALL in the CT directory!!!!!! 230 km trip, but worth it.  Would have liked to stay at all of you a little longer, but had to be back in Kuilsriver at 4pm (which I didn't make!)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 25, 2008, 03:08:13 PM
Did you pick up that KFC and MC's I asked for?    :clean4:   feedme


A my Irish friend , Rhona would say..." Good job No. 99"   image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 25, 2008, 03:11:43 PM
Oh damn, Mike, I'll have to turn around, the pizza's cold!
Pleasure guys, I think I'm going to copy the previous post and paste it in the "surprise" topic, so the rest can see how bad I feel about not being able to reach them!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 25, 2008, 06:41:45 PM
Wow Bertie - what a wonderfull thing to do; man! I would of loved to have seen the faces as the gifts were hand delivered.........truley a fantabulous gesture  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 25, 2008, 07:06:22 PM
Yup me was feeling rather harrassed at work .. lots on plate .. and here  i have a receptionist that I feel has not done screening as she should ahve .. ( get many cold calls from hopefullslooking for potential business )  anyhow as said i went down  and yes i was pleasantly surprised .. helped make my day , and the furhtermore was that i got resolution from the last insurance co presenting hurdles ..  thanks for the kind words given and offers to be terriers .. tea flask and ashtray sitters in ..  all coming together nicely now ...  party time 2morrow nite ..  hope system up to speed or else i end up doing a major Tom hurdle into cyberspace again ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 25, 2008, 07:56:33 PM
    BierSuip  I'll sneak one then off to bed to REST for the party. By the way the bottles of wine had a little bag of tiny ickle bickle dessert roses tied to them. Very nice touch and oh so O'mundie...... Boobs   gnite
Hope my pole is polished for to-morro girls.  poledancing1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 25, 2008, 08:12:06 PM
Hope the networks are up to speed .. or else me just  gonna be silent and  drink alone and think of you lot ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 03:43:33 AM
@ Rhona - Yes, the faces were quite something!!  Sandy looked like he had to sit down for a while, Debbie & Richard took a while to click that it was actually the same Bertie as on the site, and Diana immediately gave me a biiiig hug!  Lovely!

@ Sandy - I'm glad, looks like the insurance people are slowly starting to see the light.

@ Diana - The party's here!  Please make sure Debbie knows it is desert roses!  She thought it's something edible yesterday!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 07:56:09 AM
That's right  - carry on to make me jealous!  Not because of the surprise presents  -  because you all saw each other again & chatted and whatever.....      notfair   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:35:57 AM
@ Dalene

The whatever.....  is the sticky part  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:41:44 AM
@ Bertie

Your action shows how strong your feelings are about O-mund and O-munders.

I would have liked to be with all of you when you surprised the the folks down in the cape.

I dont know you personnaly, but we are friends by now and i think you will make an effort to see Dalene in the Kalahari.

If we had that forum more years back, i would have gone out of my way when going from Upington to the Gemsbokpark . Dont know where Dalene is really located, but she will tell

Will you Dalene ???? one never knows if i turn up again......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 09:22:20 AM
@ Georg snr - believe me, I already studied the map to check which route I would take to visit Dalene!  I'm very jealous of her - she stays where I would LOVE to be - the Kalahari (the Karoo will do too, and the desert even better!)

Thanx, I feel honored to be considered your friend!
bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 10:19:37 AM
Georgswa, I am a mere 170km from Upington.  From where I am you can also travel via the back roads to the Gemsbokpark.  That way you go on the Sonstraal road (very very bad gravel, but so many beautiful things to see), then to Van Zyl'srus and from there to the Park.  Not that far out your way.....  remember for future purpose!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 10:21:12 AM
Thanks Dalene

I have no plans, but if, i will contact you
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 10:43:08 AM
@ Sandy - if the network's down or if we dont have electricity tonite, you  callme, I'll pick you up and we go gate-crash Diana, Debbie & Richard's party!!!!  I know where they live now!  He-He!!!! :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
image203 Oooooh! I'm so excited I can hardly stand still - Stop pushing!!! Yoohoo! Diana; Dalene; Michelle - over here........Looks like everyone else decided to meet up in the Bot bar for a quick one before heading over to the party - Only 25 minutes and the doors will be open...........Have any of ye seen Sandy yet? and where is Bertie - he promised he'd bring a bottle of champagne so we could spray it all over Mike.......Love the hat Dalene and Diana, what have you done to you hair - I must get the number of your hairdresser and oh Michelle, is that a new dress........whoa! mind yourself in those shoes - cant have you falling over at this early stage........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 06:15:57 PM
Hi Rhona, I'm here!  Yup quick one before the place fills up.  Already 17 people peeping in.  Hey you all look great!  Let's get this party starting! image11 :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 06:19:27 PM
11 minutes and counting  :emot111: - I think we have to head over to the party topic - you're right Bertie the queue is starting to really build up.........good thing we have the complimentary passes (you did remember to bring yours, didn't you?) 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 06:21:59 PM
Nope, but I've been hiding under the table since early afternoon, so I sidestepped the bouncers! :emot172:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
Where are Mike and Michelle, late again.
:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 06:24:46 PM
Making a grand entry - 6 minutes.......

@ Bertie - mind you don't skull yourself when crawling out from under that table........we don't want any casualties tonight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 06:26:15 PM
 :auguri1:  Heres little old me.   poledancing1
Berties bottle of wine is cracked.......I'm at home to-nite didn't go to Debbie after all.
Rhona how do you know about my hair? Bertie praat jy weer jou mond verby.....
fireworks1  discodance fireworks1  discodance

We'll pack our  shooter  away to-nite and let the Biots join us   image06  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 06:27:28 PM
I know everything Diana - scarey but oh so true................3 minutes  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 06:30:05 PM
Girls, we'll have to be careful, I see there's a guest with "unknown action" - could it be a bot? 
Diana - no, I promise I said NOTHING about the hair!!!!!
Rhona, I'll be careful, need to keep my strength up, long night tonite.
Let's whistle, maybe Mike & Michele will pop up!
Are we moving over to the birthday room?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
The decorations look wonderfull - everything is cool......

here's me in my party outfit on the counter (look at my dop glass - this is glowing beer!)  -  having so much fun!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
I love all your fairy pictures Dalene - they are absolutely stunning
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 06:59:40 PM
Thanks Rhona  -  I believe they are still in my garden, therefore everyone has to tread softly......

(Been crazy about fairies since I was a little girl)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:08:21 PM
I absolutely love them myself - even got a large one tatood on my lower back - love them
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 07:19:02 PM
Better get the guards out again  -  we got 11 guests on site right now!  Just thought I'd let you know before I logg off.

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
No to worry - I've posted Shadow outside the door - he won't let any Bots in tonight!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:21:58 PM
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter   image21  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 07:28:35 PM
If you want any stencils of fairies for the girls' rooms, let me know.  I made a whole bunch a few years back for my sister's little one!  Hey, why aren't there any fairy smiley's!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:30:27 PM
Yeah Mike S - why aren't there any fairy icons???  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 26, 2008, 07:32:28 PM
I have one, but I'm not an Administrator, so I can't load it..  but here she is
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 07:39:41 PM
 BierSuip   Thought I'd pop in here for a drink and maybe get myself heard....geez Dalene I know how you feel I've had my hand up all nite. If I stay here maybe Daddy Georg will come dance with me. His all shy now 'cos theres so many people about.  discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 07:40:36 PM
I saw Sandy I saw Sandy    Thank goodness his all right
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:42:34 PM
Where.......when.........what was the delay?

Is Daddy G playing hard to get now there are so many people around - just go up to him and ask him to dance... go on - you know you want to  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 07:44:32 PM
No Diana, not shy but stiff from Bobbies pills








got one stuck in the throat,








now my neck is stiff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 07:47:37 PM
Rhona his to busy skyping Bobby. You spend far to much time listening to those youngsters Georgy. I told you ,you don't need them pills .
Lets do a prost prost thing: BierSuip     ei swei sufer    :sorriso2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:49:15 PM
You tell him Diana - he doesn't need those smarties - one look at your  Boobs will do the trick!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 26, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
Yes me  here ..  had another surprise today .. my friend and ex neighbour  Sean  who relocated to Oz ..   came over to  SA sort out  the sale of one of  his propertys in Jhb  and visit his Mom ..  well  he kept it as a surprise  for me .. and flew into CT this afternoon //  we just been out for dinner ..  Ouch !  me had  tiring day and  actually  wanted to  do a nice rest at the  end of the  day  .. that got sidelined by  the phonecall i got from him this afternoon .. we met for drinks after work and slithered into supper .. now me really feeling the  effects.. anyhow me  home now and popping in for a while ..   really gonna feel like a withered lettuce in the morning ..   so hows things going ?/ I have  cracked open the lovely bottle of Shiraz Bertie gave me .. delicious .. Cheers  and a  double cheer for  Bertie .. so everyone behaving themsleves ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 07:50:16 PM
Ein Prosit la la la la der Gemütlichkeit,

i am jumping up and down to get the pill where it can unfold its power LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
Lets not forget her  poledancing1 moves!

Oh Mother Di - us young lasses can only hope to be as sexy as you when we grow up!

yougogirl


Sandy - where on earth have you been? We nearly had to send Bertie out to track you down!

image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:52:06 PM
  e180
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 07:54:49 PM
Spain just scored! Spain just scored!  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 07:55:21 PM
 :emot112_2: Spain!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 07:56:51 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
Lets not forget her  poledancing1 moves!

Oh Mother Di - us young lasses can only hope to be as sexy as you when we grow up!

yougogirl


image14
AHHH Michelle...I THINK YOU'VE JUST BEEN PROMOTED TO MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 07:57:46 PM
Sandy, glad you're here!  Enjoy the wine.  Glad it was a Shiraz and you like it.  I had 6 different bottles in the car, and just grabbed one from the box.  Great you got something you liked!

Diana, do you mean a toast as in... zum bitte, zum tiete...?  ken jy die rympie?
cheers

Geoge Snr - Is the pill down where it belongs (in other words, can you turn your head now?)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 07:58:39 PM
@ Diana  e154  e154  e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 08:06:57 PM
 idontknow  Bertie something German anyway.
It has come to my attention that Georgy out parties Boy Georg Me thinks that apple fell very far from the tree.
Sandy ....Rhona and I were getting very worried about you to-nite even sent PM's regarding the matter. So now we can relax and enjoy the Party. The wine I got weas also very nice,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:10:09 PM
No the pill is still stuck

Hope it will find its way soon
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 26, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
Yup  . me one very overindulged creature now ..  gonna  take to the sofa and quietly watch you lot .. otherwise if i get silly tonite  I'm going to wake in the field   next to the  cat  saying " where the f.. am I ' and looking as bedraggeld as the poor  creature  as well  .. by the way where is the bar cat .. has he fled or did you lock him up for his own safety ?/  now Rhona if you a good friend  you going to  swing the  ring on the end of the chain   at em ??
Georg .. look in the mrirror .. your necks swelling ! so the  pills do  work ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
popped out quickly to see what I can do to get my Skype working, but no-no.  I think there's something wrong with my settings on my side.  Everybody still have something to drink?
Ach, nothing like a beer at 10h20 at night - please dont tell my patients tomorrow!
Hey, it's only 9h20 in Namibia, so let's keep to their time.
Uh-oh - I think daddy Georg needs something to swallow that pill down quickly!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:22:21 PM
The pill is down, i feel funny elsewhre now

oh sherbit what will i do now ?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:25:28 PM
Just dont fall over, it might be difficult to get up like a tripod!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 26, 2008, 08:26:17 PM
Georg .. Walk funny ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:26:45 PM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:25:28 PM
Just dont fall over, it might be difficult to get up like a tripod!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 26, 2008, 08:35:05 PM
OK i got to go  gnite

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Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 08:35:37 PM
See you tomorrow Daddy G - safe home
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Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:37:14 PM
Good night daddy Georg, you're special!
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Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 08:39:08 PM
  :emot78: My mom always told me I was special...
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 08:40:38 PM
 gnite Uncle Georg!

Thanks for a great evening!

bighug
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Post by: SandyB on June 26, 2008, 08:40:53 PM
Hoo Boy this  sofa really comfy .. Rhona sitting next to me swinging the chain and saying  " you feeling sleepy ... very sleepy " good girl she gonna save me from meself .. cos this Shiraz is yummy and onto second glass on top of all I had since after  work  and during dinner with Sean ..  somewhere second wind is going to kick in  then me in shit ..  got a country trip in the morning  ( hope I can cancel but lets see )  and  Braai at work at  3.. Oh I am  staring at ruinatation ..  I see Georg doing a funny  goose steppy  kind  of walk  out of the door ..  everybody else having fun .. but yes so well behaved .. even Diana ?/
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Post by: SandyB on June 26, 2008, 08:42:04 PM
Zzzzzzz .....
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 26, 2008, 08:43:34 PM
Nite Dadswa!


gnite quickdop
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 26, 2008, 08:45:29 PM
You want me to drive Daddy Georg?  e180
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Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:46:15 PM
I'll be logging off now, big day starting at 5am. Sleep well all!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 08:48:03 PM
I'm glad I don't need to see a dentist tomorrow - he might just remove my tonsils by accident!

:emot19:

Goodnight Bertie - thanks for everything - you're great!

e154
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Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 08:50:06 PM
  gnite  image203  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 26, 2008, 08:53:00 PM
So long, farewell, auf weidesen, goodbye, adieu, adieu, adieu to you and you and you! La la la la la.....

Goodnight my friend - here's wishing you a safe and happy week-end!

gnite
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Post by: Bertie Horak on June 26, 2008, 08:54:49 PM
So are you all!!!! e154
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Post by: mcmanus on June 26, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
 grab hi rhona worked it out happy days got a load of catching up and reading to - hi everyone
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 26, 2008, 09:07:22 PM
Nite, Nite all you sleepy heads!

gnite giverose cheers quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on June 26, 2008, 09:08:23 PM
Well hellooooooooooooo there - about time you joined us; but I think you'll need to book next week off work to catch up
This late joiner to the party is only my sister - Grainne  image11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on June 26, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
Grainne, you made it..... the party is just about over I'm afraid...after party is being held at.....
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Post by: mcmanus on June 26, 2008, 09:35:37 PM
 notfair - tho my own fault - looked brill party - carry on at rhona;s what u reckon rho
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 27, 2008, 06:59:54 PM
Where is everyone? Why is it so quiet in here tonight? Last night's party too much for everyone?

Oh well, guess I'll just take a nap on the couch - wake me up if anyone comes in!

sobored
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Post by: bobbysmith on June 27, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
sorry michelle if i woke you,bad combination,empty cans on floor,and drunken me stumbling, sneaking in,hows about an irish pet,whilste i insist you wake your pretty head,just point me in the dirrection of the alkaselltzers please ,coffee wont be long,[heres michelle with the left over jamesons that she hid for me last nite]YOU ARE A STARR
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 27, 2008, 07:19:52 PM
There's still some whipped cream in the fridge and the flake is in the cupboard by the coffee! Do we have decaf because I battled to fall asleep after last nights Irish coffee!

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Post by: bobbysmith on June 27, 2008, 07:22:42 PM
this will set the tongues a wagging,whipped cream,flakes,husband out,bobby there ,then i woke up,shit
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 27, 2008, 07:25:58 PM
 :emot19:

e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 27, 2008, 07:34:42 PM
Hold on U 2

I want some of that Irish Coffee too, double the whiskey part.......
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 27, 2008, 11:44:41 PM
Popped in for a nite cap,while waiting for Lindzi to come home,out with her car. Stress I tell you ,I'm ready to   phone. Thought I'd find Bev here to-nite but  :nono1:  So ok I'll drink with  image11
Ah Ha A few Bots I see  image06  image21  image21  image21
Let me parctice awhile poledancing1  poledancing1

   goodmorning  all Omlettes for Breakfast.
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Post by: Julie Vice (Willson) on June 28, 2008, 02:51:43 AM
I too popped in for a night cap  BierSuip  but no one here... I'm off home, see ya later   :emot182:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 28, 2008, 06:38:25 AM
Gee! Look at the time of the morning all you old Grannies come on line looking for talent, all us good looking youngsters are all tucked up in bed by 22h00, to keep up our good looks, maybe you old tannies should take a leaf outta our book?

:emot26:   laughpoint
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 28, 2008, 06:59:38 AM
 :emot19:
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 28, 2008, 03:19:19 PM
Gee, if it's not that everyone is hungover then they're all watching the rugby and soccer!

Well I'll just talk to myself then! I had a really nice day off today, starting with the girls and I having a bite to eat and look around at the museum. (Can't wait for all of those coming for the reunion to see what you think of the museum!) Then we popped in at Spar to say hi to Mike, came home and the girls wanted to do something art and crafty so I got them a wooden box each to paint, and Cameron choose a mermaid cutout to put onto hers and Shannon a seahorse. After that we baked chocolate cupcakes and made the icing to go on them. I left the girls to ice them - not sure how much icing went on the cupcakes and how much into their mouths but they had a great time.

Cameron and I took Shadow down to the beach for a walk but it is really cold and windy down there, didn't stay there too long, on the drive back I wondered why it was so quiet in the back so I turned around to see that poor Cameron had fallen asleep! She's obviously picked up Mike's flu and is now tucked up nice and warm in our bed watching High School Musical 2 with Shannon.

They've asked for pancakes for supper so I've made the batter and it is now resting, I see Mike's got himself a steak which he will smother with pepper sauce.

And that's about it for the Alexanders today - I'll just sit here and wait for someone to join me!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 03:23:56 PM
I keep company in the background

Never watched rugby in my life, football very seldom, but will watch part of the soccer final tomorrow

To be honest, i would be happy if we win the cup, but the spanish play excellent soccer....

May the better team win.......second place also also good, so nothing to loose

There will be a big party on monday in Berlin, regardless as winners or not
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 28, 2008, 03:27:49 PM
 :emot111: I have company!

How are you today? What is the weather like in Germany? What is on your menu for supper tonight?

It's back to work for me tomorrow - I just decided to take today off so that the girls could spend the morning at home with me and not have to hang around Spar - they usually go to my parents but they are in Cape Town at the moment.

Is it too early for an Irish coffee? I see there is still cream left!

daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 03:35:55 PM
The weather is summer like, but a bit hazy, temp is mild @ 25 ° C

Today simple but good food. I make a vegy stew or call it a soup and viena saugages to go with it

Lots of different vegies are included and some rice, started with onions fried in some oil to give a nice taste and colour, easy to make and satisfying

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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 28, 2008, 03:50:46 PM
That is a nice temp - I can't wait for summer to return, I find winter rather depressing! No matter how many vests and jerseys I put on I still can't seem to get warm! And there is Mike wandering around in shorts and a t-shirt and he is lovely and warm!

Your soup sounds tasty - you can just leave the viennas out for me, thank-you. The girls and I both enjoy soup but Mike says it is not a meal! Our favourite at the moment is butternut soup, luckily the lady who runs the daycare makes it often as she knows how much the girls enjoy it!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 03:54:58 PM
We in general eat to little vegies, thats why i make it once a week

I try to list the contents.
Onions, green beans, peas, carrots, legue, brokoli, coly flower, and others, dont know the names

Ass some preboiled and flushed rice.......lekker
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 28, 2008, 03:58:44 PM
What is legue?

I must say that I am very lucky with the girls in that they both enjoy their veggies and salad. They always call broccoli tree's and can't understand why other people don't like them!

My dad always used to make onion soup and then put a slice of toasted bread with cheese in it - just like they used to serve at the Desert Inn when we first arrived here.
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 28, 2008, 04:01:16 PM
I had better start with the pancakes now otherwise I will be in trouble with Shannon - poor Cameron has fallen asleep!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 04:02:51 PM
Leek

There is also brussels sprouts included and other
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 04:06:35 PM
Forgot to say:

There will be croutons, bread cubes fried in olive oil to go on top, nice crispy and the necessary oil for the vitamins to unfold
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 28, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
Hey oldman. Living so healhy?
:emot172: :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 28, 2008, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on June 28, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
Hey oldman. Living so healhy?

Trying to son.......
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on June 28, 2008, 10:54:45 PM
You seem like a real little chef Dadswa.


:emot19:
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Post by: Bertie Horak on June 29, 2008, 03:42:07 AM
Early morning, just popping in to see if the bar's still stocked.  Wonderful smell in here - fried onion, steak, cinnamon, what's that?  a lone cup cake on the table?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on June 29, 2008, 07:10:41 AM
No! No! That was a lone cupcake on the table....   feedme
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 11:59:09 AM
  :emot77: Touch that cupcake - feel my  image21

I'll wrestle ye for it..........
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Post by: bobbysmith on June 29, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
wrestle on,rhona ,you can be my little cup cake any day,have a great sunday,xx
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 12:11:45 PM
  giverose what a sweet thing to say....
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 29, 2008, 12:13:14 PM
Oh i see Bobby charming the girls again  image203 Boobs
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 12:24:40 PM
@ Daddy G - he's trying to find out where we keep the secret key to the free bar hidden.........but we are wide to him  image21
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 29, 2008, 12:28:17 PM
I dont need a key to the bar........only the Ladies heart  e154

Lets see how Bobby will react on that

Leave my girls alone !!!!!! image21
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
  :emot111: You sure tolf him - daddy G
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 29, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
He is lurking behind the Bar sipping away the booze to collect some courage 

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Post by: bobbysmith on June 29, 2008, 01:35:17 PM
my courage comes from within,the booze maybe extentuates it,and makes me feel good,as for the girls,they are grown ,educated women,all with their own minds,let their decisions be their own,just let them know us old guys,georg leading the pack,appreciate their finness and beauty to the hilt,we are all gods creatures at the end of the day,love you girls xxx
:36_4_8:  e154  image11 image11
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
'All Gods creatures got a place in the choir,
Some sing low and some sing higher
Some sing out loud on the telephone wire
Some just clap their hands or paws or anything they've got....
lalalalalalala  :emot112_2:
  cheers
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Post by: bobbysmith on June 29, 2008, 01:44:16 PM
put that in yer pipe papa,me got friends in high places,how much is that i now owe you rhona,cheque in the postxx
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 29, 2008, 01:50:54 PM
Oh Bobby, that is a battle with purty words, i can not compete there

May be i find a book and copy some nice sentences, may be Shakespear would help LOL

Can not cite Goethe here the irish lass wont understand  image203
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
The Irish lass is just singing a few lines from Makem and Clancy  image203

@ Daddy G - what wont I understand?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 29, 2008, 02:18:21 PM
You would not understand Goethe, all in german
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 07:19:57 PM
Soccor Final between Spain and Germany...............Spain have just scored  image21
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 29, 2008, 08:04:40 PM
Wait the germans will bring out the secret weapons shortly.     BierSuip
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on June 29, 2008, 08:45:03 PM
Game over spain wins 1 -0     numberone
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Post by: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 09:51:05 PM
I guess the Germans kept their secret weapons secret!!!  image24
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 07:40:52 AM
No Spain just played far better
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 30, 2008, 07:44:31 AM
Quote from: georgswa on June 30, 2008, 07:40:52 AM
No Spain just played far better

Couldn't agree more Snr. The German team lacked the fighting spirit and determination that the Spaniards had. A totally lacklustre performance on their part. Spain totally deserved the win.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 07:51:04 AM
@ Carl we all agree on that. technical and morale very high, our team had nothing to offer against that
In fact with a bit more luck i could have been 3:0

I have not watched the whole game,

only the first 10 minutes our team was on top, then no more chance for them

But they will have a big party for our team in Berlin today
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 07:56:27 AM
Nobody expected the German team to get to the 1/4 finals. So we should be more than satisfied about 2nd place. The only realy good match they playes was against Portugal.
Main thing is, we had plenty of fun the last three weeks. Let's see what happens in SA in 2 years...
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 30, 2008, 08:02:36 AM
SA in two years? Don't forget to bring your own chairs, because there wont be stadiums. Whil'st on that topic, bring lots of batteries as well, there wont be enough electricity either. :emot19:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 30, 2008, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Rhona on June 29, 2008, 09:51:05 PM
I guess the Germans kept their secret weapons secret!!!  image24
I'm afraid so Rhona     :emot78:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on June 30, 2008, 10:10:16 AM
South Africa 2010...it ain't gonna happen, just my 2 cents...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
@ Mike

Chances are 50/50 that it will

If things continue the way its is, there is lots of doubts.....

Would be a pity. Thats the chance for the world to look at matters.

As far as i am concerned, i remember the sanctions against SA in apartheid times on sports

Exactly those sanctions should be applied now !!!! I refer to AA and BEmp

Its an unfair world.....

Europeen leaders sit on one table with mugabe, i would have boycotted that

On the other hand

De Clerk on his visit to Germany was led in a room without any seats to prevent sitting with him

That is the Bigottery of Europe

The issue i have posted about reparations for Nam from colonial Germany SWA, shows

A turk, given citicienship in Germany stirs the s...t guess what party he belongs to ???? !!!!!
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Post by: Bertie Horak on June 30, 2008, 10:50:42 AM
I have no confidence in SA's ability to host 2010.  The people in charge are lazy, don't have real pride, determination or competence.  We're going to be the laughing stock of the world.  Mark my words - games will start late, transmission to other countries will be erratic (if successful at all), and there will be public unrest.  Not to mention traffic nightmares.  The planning is done by incompetent fools.  I might seem pessimistic, but I've seen and heard enough (too much) to be so.
shave
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 10:59:17 AM
I believe you Bertie. You guys are insiders. But I can imagine the FIFA getting active before chaos comes. There's far to much money in this. This is more buiseness than sports.
Let's hope for the best.
As was mentioned before. This could/should be an opertunity to take notice of what's happening down there.
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 30, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
The ongoing strike by the metro police in JHB is a good example of the type of image SA is creating for itself in the rest of the world. Absolutely disgusting and so 3'rd world! These idiots are supposed to set an example for us law abiding citizens who pay their salaries.
There they stand in the middle of the highways leading into what is supposed to be the flagship city of our emerging post apartheid society, urinating in open view of everybody passing by and yelling racial comments at white motorists and news crews.  image14  madashell


Just give me a Humvee and a .50 cal. I'll sort out all SA's problems in one day. Results guaranteed!!!   madashell
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 11:09:04 AM
Okay Carl. May be. But you'll have new ones. Wanna bet.
Everybody said the problems in Africa get solved by giving the black people the power. I don't have to tell you... You're the expert. Every radical change (with the use of violance) causes new radicalism.
You're interested in military history. Honest now. Which military action (other than self defence) have caused anything else but hate, violance, crime ect?
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on June 30, 2008, 11:22:44 AM
Lets see. For starters, there's Sierra Leonne. If it wasn't for the way of the gun, they'd still be running around chopping eachothers hands off. Nowdays they'r so peacefull that they manage to beat the mighty SA in football.
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 11:33:03 AM
Isn't that a case of self-defence?
It's hard to make a difference, I know.
I wish I could discuss this with you over a good glass of wine and a couple of my self-made schnaps....
It's not easy for me to express myself the way I would like to...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 11:39:26 AM
The therm self defense is beeing misused, also by our army

I am not sayiing anything against our involvements.....

But !!!!!!! Is that in line with the constitution, it was not changed to my knowledge, yet the " peace Party " sent our troups in foreign countries.....

Thats another bigottery, those people use to call my party names...... and then they do exactly what they claimed my party would do......

Son you should know what i talk about...

Its also a question of forming an own opinion, some soon, some later, some never

But i also give them the right to change the mind
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 11:48:28 AM
The parties that condemned the ways in the 70s and 80s, were condemning the agressive politics of people like Reagon and Thatcher.  Just as they were condemning the Russions way of peace securing.
The German army in Afghanistan is not at war with anybody. They are there to protect civilians and the coinstitution. A tough job which deserves a hell of a lot respect. Just as the other armies there.
This is also a form of being on our way to a better world. Bringing east and west closer. And in the end prevention of terrorism in the world. Now this doesn't mean things will change tomorrow or in our lifetime. But it's the road to changing things...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 12:16:24 PM
The main thing they protect is the growing of heroin plants

Afghanistan is not the only place i am talking about, and note, i am not against it.....

Those troops are not on a holiday trip

Its Bigottery that nerves from those peace loving parties

The other things you mention, you still have not learned and never will

The reunification would have nevr taken part witout that politic in the cold war....just remember that

The frist world war would never have taken place without anti war campains in britain, they failed first to react on the powers of the continent. Remember " Abschreckung " thats what gave your generation peace for so many years

Those "Nice Russions" would have rolled over Germany without all that defense Power that was built up here. Just look a bit in the archives of what transpired during all that time.

1953 Berlin, 1956 Hungary, 1968 Tchechoslovakia, and later almost an attack on W Germany, very close......

So are you trying to tell me we were the bad boys, in that case you should rethink your passport

As i said, some learn soon, some late, some never

That ends my discussion on that subject
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 30, 2008, 12:31:01 PM
Hey Rhona check this out.....they getting all serious in our bar. image14  Maybe we should mosey on over and take over that army type bar thats somewhere around here. I'll just make a noise in the mean time   BierSuip  discodance  auguri1:  poledancing1  cat3   image11  image203  3_8_14
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 01:05:24 PM
@ Diana

Dont worry. but that is talk as you find it in mens bars too

And i have finished with that
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 30, 2008, 01:39:47 PM
 discodance  discodance   discodance
image203  image203  image203
poledancing1    poledancing1  poledancing1
quickdop  quickdop  quickdop
Boobs  Boobs  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
@ Diana

Do those excercises occur in that order, have you mixed that up possibly

After all the action you want run like that with B.....s bouncing    Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 30, 2008, 05:11:16 PM
>Just as they were condemning the Russions way of peace securing.<

Please read all I wrote!
Thank you!
bling1
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Post by: bobbysmith on June 30, 2008, 06:15:05 PM
the latest utterings are that uefa are to send a delegation over to sa in the next month or two with an a veiw to assessing the whole situation,if need be they have the authority to revoke the tournament,im with mike on this one
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 30, 2008, 07:02:54 PM
 BierSuip  Well hello,hello bar seems pretty quiet to-nite. Thats it Michelle turn up the music  discodance   ah ha there's Rhona cuddled up on the couch with her box of  present.  Show us !  image203  show us!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on June 30, 2008, 07:42:47 PM
Hello  there ..yes quiet .. me just finished doing online booking for Pauline's air ticket .. she will be house sitting for me while i'm away in Thailand in October .. it will be a nice break for her  from dry dusty gauteng .. and  she knows the dog and just ahs to be  schooled  into the watering schedule for the plants  and then I will have no worries while away .. anyhow she  is family and i can legaly throttle her if anything goes wrong ..  so Rhona sittingg hugging her parcel and growling at anyone that comes too close .. Rhona .. look at the nice shiny ring  swinging on the end of the chain .. you  sleepy ..  very sleppy .. Diana .. quickly grab the parcel she nodding off ..  Oh No Diana just been bitten on a finger ..  here luv have a drink to ease the pain .. and  dip the  wound into some scotch ..  feeling better then ?? Ok whats to drink ?/
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Post by: Rhona on June 30, 2008, 07:49:22 PM
What a fantastic load of gifts - so much brilliant things and I came into the bar to show them off and what do I find only 'politics' - well guys if we're not allowed politics in the bush bar - ye are definitely not allowed politics in the Bot bar.....maybe ye can set up a political bar  :buffo9:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 07:56:08 PM
Rhona, i agree with you, but only since that is an all sex bar. Or call it Ladies bar, but then where do i go in future, i never frequented caseys neither

Mens bars are also in politics.....  image24 image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 30, 2008, 08:03:41 PM
Politics always goes hand in hand with alcohol - image11  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 30, 2008, 08:08:59 PM
Geez, whilst you lot are fighting about what is in Rhona's parcel and having political debates we are under attack from the bots.

shooter  image20  image06  3_8_14  image21

Heeeeeellllllppppp!!!!!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 08:09:37 PM
@ Rhona

We say children and drunks say the truth

So we should invite politicians to get some booze, maybe they then stop lying to us  

Cheers, lets booze and tell the truth

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 08:11:56 PM
@ Michelle

I keep an eye on them, but what i see seems to be rather harmless Bots

en guarde  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 30, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Looks like Chicken Bots to me.............come out! come out! whoever you are!!!  image21
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Post by: SandyB on June 30, 2008, 08:35:38 PM
Georg i like that one .. get our politicians drunk and see what truth comes out ..?? only problem is i think they drunk most of the time .. Firstly our Unhealth minister ,, and her favourite tippling partner our honourable president Thabob Mugabeki .. the more i see of him the more I'm convinced he  has a bewlidered look on his  dial .. like hes coming out of a massive hangover or still drunk from the night before .. Our  JZ .. well he is just .... Drunk ??    more fightings and stabbings at meetings , now one in gauteng ,, must be drunken rabble .. so we   will be wasting good booze ,, they talk nonsense  in theiir current state .. better so  send them to Betty Ford Clinic for drying out ,,  then lets see what happens ..  me off to bed folks .. busy days ahead ...  enjoy ..  and look after the  bar  cat3  ... bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 30, 2008, 08:37:10 PM
  motorbike  shooter
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 08:39:35 PM
@ Sandy

I red about the fighting

Disgusting lot  image21 thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 30, 2008, 08:43:40 PM
This is a LOVE bar. spinningweed

  shooter  shooter    get them Bots  image06
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on June 30, 2008, 08:45:16 PM
  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on June 30, 2008, 08:46:58 PM
Girls

Are you ready for what Diana says ????

:36_4_8: e154
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 01, 2008, 07:26:58 PM
Quiet in here tonight ??  Rhona  full of biltong dehydrated  and unable to move ... Diana   absent ..  sandy playing hookie and not doing bar duty .. its  self service folks ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 01, 2008, 07:31:56 PM
  :emot78: No biltong for me - my package was full of all sorts of other wonderfull things - but the customs men don't like Biltong to be posted and so they ripped open my gift and probably stole a chocolate bar or two - but they found no Biltong.....   :emot77:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 01, 2008, 08:45:04 PM
So what lekkers did you get you lucky  image203

lucky lil leprachaun....... am GREEN with envy!! image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Chris Macpherson on July 01, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
helloooo di and pam
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
I'm here for the Bar Lunch that MIchelle prepared, the most devine cheese omlettes,I tell you. Let me wash it down with a quick  BierSuip  before I take the Bot Squad Car for it's first service.  :emot186:  Maybe if I wear  Boobs we'll get a discount.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 02, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
funny story i heard some years ago,some guy from the uk,living in south africa, sent his elderly mother some sticks of biltong over,when he called her,he asked her what she thought of the stuff,his mom replied that she had put the ROOTS in compost and was waiting for them to grow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 02, 2008, 06:28:35 PM
So apparrently that old lady has her own private zoo now  -  one full grown gemsbok, one full grown koedoe and then a snorting bull as well.......                              laughpoint 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 02, 2008, 06:38:27 PM
  cheers  quickdop :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 02, 2008, 06:43:28 PM
just an after thought,mite of been ostrich biltong,surgery in the morning,head up the arse extaction in theatre,bertie how would this procedure reach its conclution,hope the guy didnt send the old girl a variety pack, laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 06:53:55 PM
Bobby  How you doing ??  .. love the story on the roots ...  reminds me of  old folk from britain  at a salad bar years ago looking at  various veg we take for granted here ..  aubergine ..  zuchini .. all done nicely .. pestered me for explanation ..  then again me lucky as  dad was  an ardent  and  adventurous veggie  gardener .. so we were exposed to all and sundry of veggie world ..  may I ask .. did you  pop into the  bar still wearing your bank robber outfit  ?? .. looks like you got a stocking over your head ..  or  is it the  photo again .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 02, 2008, 07:23:15 PM
Oh dear Bobby, don't tell me that that joke is still doing the rounds...........

after all these years....... about the biltong......being planted!!!!! :emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 07:55:28 PM
 shooter    shooter   image06
Well I'm working..... image21 image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 07:59:10 PM
Me is retreating before i get pissed on schnaps

Have a nice evening in the bot bar, dont drink to much, the morning after is not to good  iknow

Behave while i am gone or  image21 3_8_14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
Just when Paula and I were getting ready to do our show for you Daddy Georg  poledancing1  oh well to late she cried.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 08:01:39 PM
@ Diana - Good to see someones looking out for the Gooks.

I'll have a rum and coke thanks.


cheers quickdop

Us behave, WHY!!!!   hoolahoop1 poledancing1 fireworks1 discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 02, 2008, 08:03:54 PM
Daddy Georgswa is scared that he might be called Schnappy Pappy in the morning! 

A beer will be fine  -  I'll just take the rennies etc. Bobby has sent with it  -  I think it's gonna work.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:06:35 PM
Agg shame diana and Paula do the dance for me again i am still up, just one more schnaps now and sheila

May be bit of  e154 would be fine
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:10:27 PM
By the way girls, do you know i can schpeek mit yous on sis board ????

I juft hff to recoooord and poscht it in se attaschment

Oh sherbit my dentures fell out
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 08:15:52 PM
Oh alright Daddy Georg,come on Paula lets go........and first to the left  Boobs then to the right  Boobs and poledancing1   taraaa
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:17:25 PM
Just hang on and listen to me

See attachment
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Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM
Uh Oh !! the rennies are white viagra ..pasop Georg ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:29:25 PM
Sandy you dit not listen to my message
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 08:32:41 PM
Quote from: georgswa on July 02, 2008, 08:17:25 PM
Just hang on and listen to me

See attachment
I got it but the sound?   You sound drunk   quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:33:57 PM
@ Diana

No thats the echo in my mind LOL

But Sandy dit not listen the bugger is scared of his masters voice
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 08:36:07 PM
George you sound like a SA politician >>>   too  much shnapps ??
His masters Voice .. a flashback to the old  record logo ...   Woof ! one little terrier responding after listening
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 08:39:31 PM
 e154        gnite 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:40:51 PM
Just listen to my cat LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 08:42:39 PM
Meoowr .. Hisss!  Woof .. chomp chomp ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:43:35 PM
Ruff Ruff  Rough Grrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 02, 2008, 08:45:10 PM
 bravo  You still have it in you, must have been our show.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 08:51:49 PM
It was our show, it was our show!



discodance poledancing1 :emot98: discodance

Have a great evening all, wait first another dop  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 08:53:07 PM
Ruff Ruff  Rough Grrrrrrrrrr   10/10 Georg .. the years have not  taken away that special you !!  methinks they have  added  a special something more ..  More Humour ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:54:10 PM
@ Sandy

I always had humor, i was just to shy to show it........ image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 08:56:15 PM
Now you talking Sch-t!


:emot19:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 08:56:15 PM
Now you talking Sch-t!

Paula my message to you on that
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 09:00:25 PM
We Know that .. you had to be  slightly serious to  raise a family  and  help  grow us  reckless appies  .. and as I  said ..more humour .. that comes with time and being more comfortable with oneself ..  and more in our moment ...  thats the joy of growing wiser , never older ..
Oh dear ...  Paulas rolling around and incoherent .. to many Rhum and Coke ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 02, 2008, 09:02:45 PM
 gnite image203 image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 09:03:31 PM
Paula soek moelikheid !!  ha ha .. its her chosen   career ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
EKS NIE BANG NIE!!!


arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 09:23:16 PM
We know that Bugsy .. nitey night ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 02, 2008, 09:25:28 PM
 gnite  from me as well.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 02, 2008, 09:26:22 PM
 gnite  gnite

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 02, 2008, 09:30:03 PM
Soooooooooo everyone is off to bed - lucky me!  :emot111: - The bar all to myself.......I'll just mooch on over to the bar and have a few sociables  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 09:38:54 PM
Nope you caught me having nightcap ..  How you ??   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 02, 2008, 09:51:09 PM
I'm good thanks - and you?
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter   shooter
  image21  image21  image21  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 02, 2008, 09:54:27 PM
En gaurde I see .. have  fun  dueling the bots .. look after bar  cat3 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 03, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
 :emot111: only another 3 members and then it's time to get the bar ready for another party!

image11  image203

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 03, 2008, 11:42:08 PM
I'm just home from a very successfull wine auction held by S>A>E>L College (Debbie and Richard)
R57000.00 raised. Popped in for a nite cap and a well deserved cheers to them.  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 04, 2008, 03:35:21 AM
 :emot112_2:  well done , due to the good news you have brought us.... we will overlook the fact that you came home a bit late for a lady of your age.....  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 04, 2008, 05:29:22 AM
Well done guys.
Maybe you should post the facts in Debbys topic "Wine auction". Or was it something about fund raising? You'll remember.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 04, 2008, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on July 04, 2008, 05:29:22 AM
Well done guys.
Maybe you should post the facts in Debbys topic "Wine auction". Or was it something about fund raising? You'll remember.
I'm sure Debby will do that,with the final amount, I was just having a nite cap and doing the bar talk thing.
oooo new smileys  image281  and new weapons  BoomSmilie_anim
Where  the bots ,come out ,!!! come out !!! where ever you are!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 04, 2008, 06:23:00 PM
Hi Di, howzit?

Gather you had a Good time last this morning!!! Good for you dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 04, 2008, 07:20:10 PM
So where is everyone......peek a boo I see you...........NOT

Oh well guess I'll just have to open up meself!!! I knows I not Blonde...does it matter??

Guess I'll just have a Southern Comfort.......with looooooooootsa ice!!!

ME.....MYSELF.......AND....................I!!!!!!!!!!! image031

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 04, 2008, 07:29:35 PM
Who said that?   :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 04, 2008, 07:35:12 PM
Whoa.....do I spy a barman at long last......where is everyone......out on the Razz?

Coz I don't see or hear no-one!!!!  Still I likes me own company!!!!!! 202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 04, 2008, 07:48:27 PM
I'm afraid I ain't allowed to run the bar in here.... Coz the leprechaun and the Madonna with the big booby's want me to wear n blerrie tutu... and it won't fit.....  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 04, 2008, 07:54:15 PM
Oh I dunno Mike,I think it could look quite good on you

Where's Michelle? and what's happened to Rhona...not sick is she?? idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 04, 2008, 07:58:42 PM
Michele's in bed after getting up extra early this morning ... and i have no idea where that leprechaun is... but seeing as it's friday night in Ireland, i am sure she is  making the most of it by...   image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 04, 2008, 08:03:52 PM
Oh well wil say night night then,have a good weekend

and night to Michelle..I dunno you youngsters just haven't got the staying power!!! image201

Not like us recycled teenagers!!!! laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 06:37:41 AM
Hmm ..  pop in on way  out  for brekkies  and i see bar in tidy state  .. the  two incorrigibles were obviously not in .. Me had dinner guests  last night  got last out at just before 2 am ... had a  nice roaring fire going , so we all sat up in lounge afterwards .. cosy chat times ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 05, 2008, 06:40:25 AM
Where r u going for brekkie?  How's the rain?   winter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 05, 2008, 06:45:00 AM
He he he i maka da brekkie at home

Our weather is summerlike, we had high temps the last week

Yesterday cooler at 25 ° C

Methinks Sandy needs a rest from last night   iknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 07:35:23 AM
Walk down to  Frangipanis down the road  and  have  brekkies there .. .. there is also a small meeting of  UWRA Upper Woodstock residents assocoiation there .   .. i am  going to  sound off about an abondoned  house down the  road .. seems  nobodys got teeth .. me  contacted  city council  got  promises .. and nothing more  .. seems  UWRA also  doing nothing .. even  sent   whole article into papers .. seems they too not interested ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 07:46:47 AM
For interests sake ..  a copy of the letter I  sent to the mayors office in Feb regarding The  house ..  what was once a proud  free standing Victorian .. now derelict ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 05, 2008, 09:29:23 AM
It's raining still in omund today, although patchy, the girls, shadow and I are gonna try and fly a kite odwn at the beach just now...see if we can hook one of those low flying planes.......

202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 09:58:29 AM
Yup  and  its  still raining here ... had to drive .. sun came out albeit briefly .. and then .. oh well  its good  dam filling rain ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 05, 2008, 10:54:20 AM
Gee.... I just filled up half my bakkies tank.... N$540.00 for half  ... jeepers.... We left the kite at home and Cameron Shadow and I went down to a windswept damp beach..... I brought home a bakkie full of driftwood logs.... so that paid for the trip.... These logs will be used for the fire effect.... after I finish braai's and instead of dumping my good braaiwood onto the fire in a drunken haze, I will now burn driftwood, the smell should take me back to beach party days....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 12:47:40 PM
Talking about eateries and bars within walking distance .. i always support those in my area  .. Woodstock is a bit of a " cinderella  suburb"  the more successful  venues the more of a destination it becomes .. so i will  post  those within  5 mins walking from my front door ..  starting lowest down on Roodebloem rd ..
deco lodge .. a backpackers .. an old block of  flats converted .. the owner  hannes wacky  .. I been to  a few  wild parties in the bar  .. pool table etc .. ( got to know owner  be invited ) or  stay there  to get in ..
The end result lots of tourists  ..of many nationalities .. and  Ricki London cabs buzzing  up and  down Roodebloem road
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 12:55:38 PM
Next  .. Outspan  .. the new  venue of the  really disapointing prawn experience . not going back there in a hurry .. as the owner got a bit defensive when I  relayed my  concerns to her ..

Then Chandani .. ..Indian Cuisine  of the finest calibre and not  the macho  gut burning  mind blowing curry variety .. subtle flavour and exciting of the  senses is the order of the day  .. beautiful and authentic interior .. and Michele   ATT : a very extensive vegetarian  menu ( the owner is  vegetarian )
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 01:01:15 PM
Thanks Sandy - you're making me hungry!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 01:05:17 PM
Next  Woodstock lounge .. laid abck  Pizza Pasta .. and a favourite venue for watching rugby .. martin and bev the owners set up  flat screen TV all over .. and the  place hums .. And Diana's  been there with me .. its got poles ..  and yes got  wrecked at many a late night  party there as well ..

Then  jamaica me crazy .. sort of  carribean cuisine .. upstairs balcony stunning on a good windless summers evening ..

Then frangipani .. daytime only .. just plain good food ..  and a sort of deli ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 01:12:27 PM
And then finally  the old lady of the road  Don Pedro .. been going since  1991  when my  friend  sean opned up with a small  portable gas pizza oven . and tatty old garden furniture .. he grew the business .. till it  became  an all night venue .. many an early hours of the morning  after aprty  held there  ..  sold it a few years ago to his accountant who ran a spur ..   the  fool nearly destroyed it when he  tried to run it on spur lines .. it went down .. but was rescued  by one of  seans ex managers , Donna has taken over ,, but its  spirit is broken .. sort of limps along  food not as  good as it  used to be  years ago  .. but making money .. Pizza pasta  and  Cape cuisine ..

Thats it folks  .. tour  over ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 05, 2008, 01:18:31 PM
Ah yes The Lounge, a realy nice pub. I was very pleasantly surprised. I was saying to Sandy that I'm sure back in the 1970's it was my Aunts old house. Sandy don't be surprised if I turn up again.
Well I've now fully recovered from my late nite at the Wine Auction. Felt surprisingly fit yesterday morning,then at about 4pm it hit me,my eyes was tired.
Now Michael, you are just being a woose,so stop blaming the tutu being to small because its actualy an elastised orange G.String that the barman wear.
Hi Pam sorry to have ignored you last nite,was very tired.
Just by and by I'm also missing a Leprachaun. I think  image281
Lets have a drink now   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 01:22:12 PM
At long last - someone else who wants to drink! Why aren't you watching the rugby? And to think we were considering driving down to Cape Town for the week-end to watch the rugby - wouldn't have been too pleasant in the rain!

So what will you be having Diana - considering our barman is just tempting us with eateries!

BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 01:37:41 PM
barman ?/ just had my hand  sink deep in  dishes from last night .. damm I wish the leprachauns and faeries would take care of that detail   for  me while i'm safely asleep .. I now have  dishwashers hands .. and wrinkly ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 05, 2008, 01:44:43 PM
little girl to her mother,mommy,mommy why are your hands so soft and gentle,mother to little girl, agg its because uncle sandy does all the washing up.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 01:47:15 PM
Howzit Bobby ??  cruel little world is'nt it ..  cant find good help nowadays ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 05, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
doing good sandy,just dont employ your one legged,one armed man in the kitchen,you wont have any cups n plates left 202  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 05, 2008, 01:58:00 PM
Think we'll be starting with Scotch to-day. I don't watch rugby but it keeps Stephen busy while I 'm here. I did watch the New Zealand game this morning,not sure if was because I didn't have my glasses on but they just looked to be fighting all the time. Michelle did you see we have new weapons  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 05, 2008, 02:04:15 PM
trust you to latch on to the BIG WEAPON,diana,just watch yourself on the scotch,ive seen people doing naughty things after a few drams,ps it wasnt because you didnt have your glasses on,they were out for a fight,some huge hits being dealt out on the field today
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 02:14:48 PM
Agreed Bobby .. broken dishes everywhere ..  anyhow Sipho will soon  no longer be under my wing .. metrorail have agreed to  out of court settlement for his loss of limbs to the tune of 3 Million  after lawyers fees he will come away with about 2.6 million ... that is a sum if  wisely  invested , carefully spent  can continue to grow .. he   popped around the other evening  to tell me of the offer and ask for advice .. told him to go for it as if he was  surviving on the palrty  Govt disability grant of R 900 +- / month  he could with care be set up for life .. Another couple who were in  our area  who were helping him along with oddjobs  ahve agreed to help him as guardians / trustees , to help him manage his money and keep it growing  , and he does need protection and there are  greedy  relatives  waiting in the wings and they would strip him of every cent .. i been  asked to  be  aprt of this  guardianship .. IOW .. he  would get an agreed  fixed allowance every month with  residue of  interest earned  being re-invested  to keep growth .. considering the request .. we would be doing it gratis as friends ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 02:18:01 PM
One Scotch it is for Diana. Sandy, let me know when you're done with the dishes and I'll bring you one too!

Hey, Diana - have you noticed that this guy BoomSmilie_anim is shooting straight for your  boob1?

I'm getting a tad concerned about our leprechaun friend as I haven't heard from her for a couple of days now and I'm sure she can't have eaten herself into a chocolate coma!

shooter BoomSmilie_anim image21 shooter BoomSmilie_anim image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 02:19:43 PM
 bravo Sandy -  daman

3  cheers for Sipho!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 05, 2008, 02:21:41 PM
thats good to hear sandy,lets hope the guy takes solid,sound advice and doest succumb to the leaches disguised as relatives
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 02:23:12 PM
Dishes done .. a stiff scotch to wipe out the  memory  of dishwash truama  and some Ingrams Camphor cream for the  hands ..  going to a  have to  go to braai in hillbilly country tonight .. ( ruyterwacht )  not looking forward to it .. gonna try duck out early as later in the evening out comes the witblits ,, did it once and felt like i had no eyes the next morning ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 02:29:02 PM
Sad  fact is that he as the disabled one is actually supporting  his  able bodied brothers , I remeber the one day he told me with tears in his eyes that his one brother had stolen his two plate gas stove  to sell for booze ,, and then they hit on him cos theres nothing to cook on ??  what a mentality ?/ anyhow  the house that his parents owned is due to be signed over to him as well .. and seeing as he will be  paying the rates and taxes  will be in a position to evict them from the house and into the wendy house they currently amke him stay in .. another  can you  believe it thing ,,  having  only one arm and leg he is at physical disadvantage  .. it will be interesting to  see how those  leeches  react to these developments ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 02:30:03 PM
Call me rude if you like but how come if you're not looking forward to the braai are you going?

image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 05, 2008, 02:38:01 PM
Hi there everyone,glad to see you are all O.k.

Ooooooh Sandy that fire looks so good,much better than central heating!!

While you are at it can I have a Southern Comfort and looooooooooots of ice please 202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 02:39:01 PM
Hi Pam, I've taken over bar duty for the afternoon seeing as Sandy has been so busy washing dishes!

One Southern Comfort and ice on it's way!

image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 02:40:03 PM
 No Michele  .. not rude  .. a perfectly valid and  rational  question ,Its Pauls Moms birthday .. so I been invited ..  I like her and Piet , just some of the guests ,, they are kind and generous folk , but have neighbours that  to my opinion take advantage of them , I find myself biting my tongue regularly  .. i always take meat with to contribute to the kitty  and a bottle of wine extra  for the  hosts .. its manners .. these folk arrive with  nothing and  eat and drink .. and have a damm good time .. even helping themselves to ciggies .. and theres one woman that does it to extreme , gets pissed talks shyt .. and  always .. Oh Doris  yu  such a star , such a beautiful soul ..  My Mom  always  told me " beware of Greeks bearing gifts and  also those that are  too complimentary, they always want something from you "  wise words ..  so tonight I bite my tongue and avoid the witblits ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 05, 2008, 02:42:24 PM
Great Michelle ,any tasty snacks going..........Oooooo..can I have one of those delicous looking

sausage rolls please? cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 05, 2008, 02:46:43 PM
Sandy,you are so polite,I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to keep

stum!! (sp) 23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 05, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
 quickdop  Boobs  quickdop   Boobs quickdop
BoomSmilie_anim boob1    Who did that????? Michael Stenson    thumper
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 05, 2008, 02:54:20 PM
Thanks for the explanation Sandy - it makes sense now. It's funny how you always get people who sponge of others. I've lost a lot of respect watching people make pigs of themselves at events. Typical example is of when someone who normally drinks beer will go for the expensive spirits when he knows someone else is paying!

Anyway Sandy, I am sure the braai will turn out to be better than expected and that Paul's mom and Piet will appreciate you being there.

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 03:01:29 PM
As always .. so strange .. Pauls Mom is younger than me by a good few years yet she  has always refered to  me and John as her  older sons ... and yes she looking forward  to me being there .. and thats why i avoid the witblits .. might make my tongue loose ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 09:19:14 PM
Got away intact  braai went off Ok .. they did not " invite ' a lot of the freeloaders  in this  respect .. specifically told it was bring and braai   although there was a glut of meat that would  do our Mike proud ..  so the company was good  and my tongue had no bite marks in it .. hey  Where in  .. is Rhona ??  you Ok Hon ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 05, 2008, 09:29:21 PM
@ Sandy

I envy you with all your partys and  36_1_72 and boozing, you seem to have a good time  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 09:46:05 PM
@ Georg ..  me mild compared to some i know .. i  tend  to avoid social engagements during the week  now .. although used to up till a year or two ago still go out in the week .. just becoming more sensible .. secondly the face of business is changing so rapidly that one has  to  literally land at runway work with wheels spinning already  no skidding  allowed ..  and i find myself loaded  with more project work even out of my own area of responsibility .. the curse of being someone who can make things happen hey ??
I have friends who ahve steady jobs .. in  tray   .. out  tray each day the same ..  so they can afford to do that .. we in production environment  its dynamic and changes  constantly so  I just ahve to be on my toes and even more so ..  it seems the world is spinning  faster and faster  ... stop the world .. i want to get off ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 05, 2008, 09:49:59 PM
You must enjoy yourself, life is to short to sit at home only........ discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 09:59:49 PM
For now  its all about  balance Georg .. balance .. enough social to keep one stimulated . and enough resposibility to keep one on their toes .. even  something else looming on the horizon.. new boss lady had bought two new companies... so far confided in me  while the deals were in motion .. nobody else ..  and entrusted me with the knowledge .. no one else seems to know whats going ..  and seems she got her eye on me to do some troubleshooting there ..   I hope not .. got enough on my plate ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 05, 2008, 10:03:27 PM
Sandy

Thats the only way to stay on top, go on
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 05, 2008, 10:05:29 PM
As always .. quite a change from the rebelious appie hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 05, 2008, 10:18:49 PM
The older you get the more mature

When i think back looking at myself, i can only shake my head in disbelive........Ha ha ha

But, i would repeat all the things i have done and learn from it again, the best teacher is recognizing and learning from your mistakes, and that will go on for ever.

I think i am still on top of things, at least what internet is concerned, still have plenty of fun doing my hobbies and travels, what more could i wish for ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 10:25:39 AM
 bravo  Daddy Georg I'll drink to that  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 06, 2008, 10:29:25 AM
I'm only 32 - where does that leave me?

I'm very mature for my age

image19 :culo1: :ciupa1: arse laughpoint yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 06, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
@ Michelle

Time will tell for sure  allgood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 11:01:36 AM
Just follow our lead Michelle....we'll teach you.    Boobs  boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 06, 2008, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: georgswa on July 05, 2008, 10:18:49 PM
The older you get the more mature

When i think back looking at myself, i can only shake my head in disbelive........Ha ha ha

But, i would repeat all the things i have done and learn from it again, the best teacher is recognizing and learning from your mistakes, and that will go on for ever.

I think i am still on top of things, at least what internet is concerned, still have plenty of fun doing my hobbies and travels, what more could i wish for ???

Then tell us a story or two...  feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 02:16:13 PM
No stories....just watch and learn.     image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on July 06, 2008, 02:19:13 PM
Hi guys, still alive, just a lot on my plate at the moment.  No time for a dop, just checking how y'all doing.  Keep well, will visit again soon for a nice chat and a doppie. 
msn emoticon (46)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 06, 2008, 02:31:40 PM
dont work too hard bertie,always make room to play and relax,think of your stress levels boet,chill boet
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 02:42:24 PM
Hi guys - I'm back...............I headed off to the sweetshop (my mom & dads) for the weekend. Had a great time and I'd be lying if I said ye didn't cross my mind from time to time..........Love the new weapon  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 06, 2008, 02:50:05 PM
Yahoooo! She's back, bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!    image19   laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 06, 2008, 02:53:03 PM
ohh how we have missed you 202 arse BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 06, 2008, 02:54:39 PM
Yes, Yes, did you bring some more beer back with you, coz the bar is empty, please don't feel used.....   image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 03:00:18 PM
Not only did I bring beer for the bar - but I also have a tiny bottle of Paddy whiskey for Alexander the great!  image281

I've missed so much - we have a load of new smillies.........only thing is - we need an 'I love you' so we can use  msn emoticon (18)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 06, 2008, 03:09:44 PM
Best you send a PM to Stennie the Smiley Man!   callme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 03:25:23 PM
  image201  I think if I were to send the brilliant Mr. Stenson a  msn emoticon (18) pm - he'd get such a fright he'd be afriad to log onto the forum again....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 06, 2008, 03:27:31 PM
I reckon he would invite you over to his bunker pup and buy you a wee dram!   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 03:33:03 PM
Either that or I'd get yellocard
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 03:44:55 PM
Oooooh! look what I spotted  3d smiles(297) .....damn! didn't I tell you that Mr. Stenson was brilliant?  BierSuip

Ooops! maybe I better  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 06, 2008, 03:55:50 PM
Gee.... how's that for service...... I had to wait almost two weeks before he changed the smiley set.... what do you have that I don't...   trex-073   image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 06, 2008, 04:07:09 PM
  Boobs for starters............  image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 06, 2008, 05:56:08 PM
Why can't I hear the T-Rex??? Wha went wrong???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 06:37:59 PM
 Boobs always helps....lets see how long it takes for me to get my wine glass.
I'm ready to  3_8_14 so slow to-nite. Sandy where you,same problem. 3_8_14
trex-073  is a man to be seen and not heard.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 06, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
Looks like it's just you  Boobs and me  boob1 tonight again Diana - where should be start - in here or at the Bunker bar? Perhaps do a show or two for the guys?

poledancing1  cat3  poledancing1  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 07:25:02 PM
Meet you there...I'll bring the poles.  Boobs  boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 06, 2008, 07:38:15 PM
Where are you all hiding I see you there...Sandy B,Michelle,and I see Boy Georg is having a late nite. Get to the BUNKER the shows about to start. I need my sidekick boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 06, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
I was on the TV, wanted to see who is still in the bar

Hard core only  202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 06, 2008, 08:08:27 PM
 boob1 is here, where has  Boobs disappeared to? I was just warming up outside for the  poledancing1.

Damn, I'd better head over to the other bar, she's probably waiting for me there!

cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 07, 2008, 06:34:27 AM
Yes  Diana  you so  right ...  3_8_14 3_8_14   whole  sysytem  just  slowed  down to a crawl last  night .. saturday  was blitvinning .. got  all my pics  etc etc  posted  super  quick ..  I  just gave  up  sort of  lurked online while doing some  documents  for  work .. Uugh! the price you pay for  procrastination ..  I  barely managed to open the soetkoek pics ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 09:40:14 AM
The slow pc syndrome seems to have moved north and funny enough this is the first smiley that appears:

3_8_14

I'm glad I don't have any banking to do today - would take me ages!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 07:03:39 PM
Last nite was the worst..... 3_8_14  by the time I wanted to start the show Michelle was in bed. I swear I could shave both legs and pluck my eyebrows between posts.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 07:06:34 PM
  shooter ...........  arse - take that you bloody bots -  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 07, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
that would have been a sight for sore eyes,watching diana pluck her eyebrows between her posts  sorriso2 laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 07, 2008, 07:09:33 PM
hey rhona,wot you been drinking tonight or have you just had a bad day,fancy comming out fireing first thing tut tut  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 07:10:41 PM
There aint nothing like being taken by surprise..........  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
and we fancy that smart new gun we got  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 07:14:13 PM
Wouldn't it be amazing if we got a couple of grenades as well - yoohoo! Mr. Stenson - any chance of a few grenades please........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 07, 2008, 07:16:31 PM
Hi  there  all .. me  in  and out .. its pissing with rain and now bitterly cold .. We had one  huge  thunderclap last night  that actually woke me up  .. I woke up to  what sounded like an avalanche .. then this huge clap and more  rolling  .. it echoed off the bay and the mountain ..  the  reverberation so loud that it set off  burglar alarms of cars  and some  homes  .. then followed hail and heavy rain .. I am not a winter person and am now running out of  gratitude for dam filling rain ..  so   me going to finish up and crawl into bed ..   cat1.gif
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 07:23:01 PM
My mom is not keen on thunder and lightning and this morning whilst packing the car, in the rain, to drive home there was a bolt of lightning - my mom promptly told my dad that she's not driving anywhere in that weather. Luckily it was only the one and my dad managed to get my mom in the car and they are now safe and sound at home - reckon though that they would probably have got here quicker if they'd had a rowing boat - couldn't believe the amount of water around!

Oh, sorry, forgot about those darn bots....

BoomSmilie_anim  shooter  BoomSmilie_anim  shooter

Saw Mike S with a bottle of red wine in the shop tonight - so not too sure if he'll be online!

image201  3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 07:30:22 PM
I heard nothing last nite...slept like the dead. The safest place to be during a lightning storm, is in your car.  I lived in Ficksberg and Phalaborwa,so this is still tame. I remember sitting by my anthresite fire in my lounge and watching the lightening hit the trees on the golf course in Ficksberg.
discodance discodance discodance Gosh this band is quite good to-nite....Topsoil or something about a rock,they call themselves
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 07, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
Diana .. Kenny's gonna get you  for that one !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 07:40:27 PM
I've heard the same thing about the car being the safest place but don't think it would have meant much to my mom!

Hey Mike S - where'd our fireworks go?

:nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 07:42:30 PM
The Bot squad will mind you Diana  shooter  shooter  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim

Mike S stole our fireworks and gave us  3d smiles(297) instead - maybe we should all SMS him and demand our fireworks back.....anyone got his number???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
No, but I know where he lives and could probably be there in 2 minutes. I do have the cellphone of his neighbour if that helps - as I'm already in my pj's and don't feel like going out in the cold and wet!

:emot19_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 07:50:05 PM
Phone the neighbour...phone the neighbour.... :emot19_2:

@ Sandy  202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 07:52:07 PM
Drive over in your pyjamas  image11a - SURPRISE!!! and then run away.......fast!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 08:00:23 PM
While you claiming our fireworks I'm off to my warm bed to listen to the rain.   gnite   3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
Gee, and you don't think he'll know who it was?

image201

And just what should I tell his neighbour - tell Mike S we want our fireworks back?

23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 08:03:34 PM
  image281 - if he's after finishing his bottle of wine; he might be a little blurry and you can tell him you're the firework police........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 07, 2008, 08:04:31 PM
HEY HEY!!!!!!  I said goodnite.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 08:04:42 PM
My pj's aren't that colourful!

image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 08:05:39 PM
We were hoping that if we ignored you you wouldn't be able to leave! We are a lot more fun than some boring, cold, wet rain!

image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 08:07:21 PM
I too chose to ignore your comment; cause then you have to stay up and play..............anyway - Michele only has 2 more posts to reach 700 and then we can have a party - cause that's a nice round figure.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 08:08:32 PM
Hey that's quite impressive, a lot to catch up to you guys though!  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 07, 2008, 08:10:33 PM
@ the girls

So you want Love or fireworks   23_146_26  ?????  From me you can have both  202


(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/fireworks10000.gif)   3d smiles(297)


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 08:11:14 PM
One more to go - come on Michele say something.........say something..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 08:13:26 PM
I spy with my little eye Michele has 700 posts..............where'd you do that? And Daddy G where'd you hide the fireworks...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 07, 2008, 08:14:36 PM
Georg sr - what can we say  msn emoticon (18)  daman

Who needs Mike S or Mike A around here!

bravo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 07, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
Go to sleep Diana - we can see you
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 07, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
I am born on 5.Nov

So i always have fireworks in my garage for use if the girls ask my nicely

Love you all my Lassies

iknow giverose bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 07, 2008, 08:23:41 PM
and a sky rocket from bobby x
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 08, 2008, 03:24:26 AM
Quote from: georgswa on July 07, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
I am born on 5.Nov

So i always have fireworks in my garage for use if the girls ask my nicely

Love you all my Lassies

iknow giverose bighug

Which garage?? In OM??
laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 04:32:58 PM
Leave your dad alone Jnr - if he says he has fireworks in his garage; then he HAS fireworks in his garage...... Don't make us go over there and hurt you.....   image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 04:41:14 PM
The "Eye spy" just sent me this one:-  caught in the act  -  Rhona and Diana in the bar over the weekend.  Rhona, I see you have a key for the Military bar as well.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 04:50:16 PM
Hiya Dalene - myself; Diana and Michele have a key for all the bars on site - just don't tell the boys
  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 06:36:24 PM
Hi there Rhona, what do you say we make use of those keys and get the party started!

pls  cat3  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 06:55:07 PM
I'm busy brewing a few drinks - testing the recipies for the reunion weekend  -  I mean, I can't go there unprepared!  Have to take something for energy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 06:56:20 PM
That sounds pretty dangerous! Give us an idea of some of the ingredients!

quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:06:15 PM
Bobby - will you keep my seat warm for me please - the girls are refusing to go to bed so now I need to act all  madashell and  image14 to shift their butts.

I'll be back in 5 minutes!

motorbike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 07:15:36 PM
i will be privelaged to keep your seat warm
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 07:20:09 PM
Ok, I will give away one recipe (including the ingredient that Mike S reccomends)

Herbal wine for energy:

250ml  lusern leaves
250ml  pepperment leaves
125ml  rosemary leaves
25ml Honey
25ml Lemon juice
250ml Red wine (of own choice)

Method:  Add all the leaves to 1 litres of boiling water.  Leave for 1 hour then pour through thin mouslin cloth.  Add honey and lemon juice.  Cool in fridge.  Add mix to red wine on a base to own taste.


Hope you enjoy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:23:24 PM
Perhaps you should start bottling the stuff and ask Bertie to start prescribing it for all of us - then we'd have a valid reason to be drinking red wine all day - for energy!

And being married to Mike I need a lot of energy!

image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 07:30:49 PM
If you start drinking this stuff for energy, I will have to give you the recipe for "Versterkwyn" for Mike  -  that's to treat him for the shock.    The descripiton for it actually says :  this remedy is very good for people recovering from shock or illness.  Just to calm him down a little  -  it also contains red wine!      image281 

What a happy lot you are going to be at Spar!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:33:49 PM
 202 perhaps you should bottle them both and sell them together as a special offer!

sorriso2

Don't you mean what a happy lot of customers we're going to have at Spar?

image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 07:35:31 PM
im in the process of savouring[i tell big lies]gulping a couple of bottles of red callifornian wine[local shop didnt have any cape red]i must report it tastes lekker,verry fruity
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:36:21 PM
Can you taste the sunshine as well?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
What a good marketing idea you have there.

Hand out a glass of the energy wine at the door for each customer as soon as they enter and.........

they will spend and shop and buy till they drop!     bighug       

Hand out the "Versterkwyn" as they exit with all the purchases and........

Just think of the headlines in the paper : 

ORANJEMUND SPAR  :  THE HAPPIEST CUSTOMERS IN THE WORLD

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 07:55:42 PM
 bravo - great idea!

If only!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
Good plan 99...........The wine that cures all

@ Michele  - are the girls gone to bed now or were there  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:02:34 PM
As soon as I got up from the pc the girls started making their way towards bed with no problem and I haven't heard from them since so presume they are both fast asleep!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:04:23 PM
you got a vacancy for a customer  motivator/sales rep,,,im your man.i can sell sand to the arabs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
and ice to the Eskimo's!

sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:06:01 PM
Reminds me of when we were little - one rattle of that wooden spoon draw and a deathly silence fell over the house - all you could hear was the scatter of feet as each of us tried to run away and pretend we were innocent  image24

@ Bobby - if you sell all the sand where will we keep o'mund?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:08:05 PM
If they don't listen I just start counting and they soon move - a threat of grounding and no Sims does wonders as well!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 08:09:00 PM
Oh give me land lots of land
with the diamond mine aroud
dont fence me in................
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 08, 2008, 08:20:36 PM
Fall asleep in the tent did you Diana? Fine time for you to arrive! But then I suppose at least you came in to show your face, not like our ex-barman Sandy!

image281

gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
 202  Tuesday nite my T.V. nite till 9.30. Sandy B is probably still paddling his canoe up Roedebloem road on his way home from work. Its only bucketing down here, worse where Sandy is, as his against the mountain.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
Should we send the dive rescue squad from the Kalahari to come help you down there?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 08:37:10 PM
I tell you, I look quite sexy prancing around in my wetsuit all day.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:37:24 PM
kids are kids,they see mommy enjoying her night,they want to be part of the action,mommy talking to aunty rhona,bobby and others,think of how we were nosey at there ages,love it ,take care all,gotta go for my supper,xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:38:02 PM
We'll have to get an umbrella smillie - cause if this rain continues, our hair will be ruined

 BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:40:06 PM
wet suite diana,theres a picture im going nite nites with,good nite all xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:40:29 PM
You got a pink wetsuit with purple flippers, Diana?  How sexy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Very nice............I'm sooooo jelous - you have all the good stuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 08, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
 image071 OFF TO SEE THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH,DIANA ,THE PINK WEARING FLIPPER LADY OF THE CAPE,enjoy image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 08:48:15 PM
 iknow Its tough being sexy  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
Has SandyB got a lighthouse on his front porch to beacon him home from the waters?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:51:00 PM
@ Diana But you carry it off so well  dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
Has SandyB got a lighthouse on his front porch to beacon him home from the waters?

iknow but his got to paddle upstream.
Quote from: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 08:51:00 PM
@ Diana But you carry it off so well  dawoman

Years of experience my Dear  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 09:09:23 PM
Hey girls running from one bar to the other   23_146_26 yellocard image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:10:33 PM
Yep, and now we've got the music thing going too.

Any requests  -  ask and I'll search and play them.   Me's the official DJ now  -  self appointed!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 09:12:38 PM
Oh Dalene, play as a naughty song  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 09:13:04 PM
What do you mean Daddy G - we've been in here all night.......  pls Don't tell the military men that we were shooting weapons in their bar - we could end up in the stocks

How about Jailhouse rock - cause we could be in trouble if we get caught
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 09:14:35 PM
Ok, i want tell, but i watch you lot now  yellocard
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:17:00 PM
This one specially for you girls  -  to get you in a dancing mood.  Keith Urban with Somebody like you
then I'll search for Jailhouse Rock


http://x.imeem.com/KwQ723KQ8c (http://x.imeem.com/KwQ723KQ8c)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:19:47 PM
Okay  -  here the Jailhouse Rock  -  for you lot who'se gonna be behind bars after the damage in the Military Bar


http://x.imeem.com/F-rKFDZhlA (http://x.imeem.com/F-rKFDZhlA)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 09:20:42 PM
  cat3   cat3  cat3  cat3 (the only dancing picture I can find)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 09:21:30 PM
 discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 09:22:38 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/anim1439.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 09:23:32 PM
  grab
'I want to dance with you,
Twirl you all around the floor
That's what they invented dancing for
I just want to dance with yooooooooooooooooo'

 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:24:55 PM
Man, why could'nt I have discovered this toy the night we had the party!  I'm enjoying myself like crazy!   Listening to the music and chatting at the same time!

I see you are having a real jive out there!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 08, 2008, 09:27:39 PM
 quickdop  I realy must go to bed now....my feets is tired.  discodance       gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 08, 2008, 09:29:18 PM
  gnite Guys - thanks for the music and the dancing.....and remember not a word to anyone about the hole in the ceiling of the millitary bar.... Sssshhhh! - it can be our little secret
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 08, 2008, 09:30:01 PM
@ Diana, feet tired from typing ??? i use my fingers

But i am also tired
So Good night
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 08, 2008, 09:33:43 PM
Good nite from me too   -  and here my goodnight song for you:  Dream a little dream of me by Michael Buble


http://x.imeem.com/X0kUdDzQE0 (http://x.imeem.com/X0kUdDzQE0)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 09, 2008, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: georgswa on July 08, 2008, 09:30:01 PM
@ Diana, feet tired from typing ??? i use my fingers

But i am also tired
So Good night
From dancing   discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 09, 2008, 06:40:51 PM
 drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
MIke S did it...look what I got, look what I got........oops look what Sandy B, Daddy Georg and I got.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on July 09, 2008, 06:43:58 PM
 party0024
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 09, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Ooooooh! look what I got!  fantasy-18  fantasy-18  fantasy-18

What do you know - fantasy number 18 - if you don't mind.........why Mr. Stenson, thank you very much.
I wonder who got fantasies 1 through to 17???  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 09, 2008, 07:16:17 PM
 drinking-41 looks like he's been out in the sun too long.

Cool - check these guys out  party0031  drinking-37

Mike S  daman - even though we're still missing the spinningweed

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 09, 2008, 07:39:18 PM
spinningweed

lets see if it works for me

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 09, 2008, 07:40:31 PM
 image19 I learnt a new trick!  image19

thnx Mike S
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 09, 2008, 08:01:20 PM
Dalene surprised me with a video and her own composed music

She will post it soon, hope you can listen to it, great country music

http://www.livevideo.com/video/7109E2B63CA3488DBE187443408BA223/my-lover-friend.aspx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 09, 2008, 08:14:53 PM
Thanks for posting the link, Georgswa.  I did post the link in the Hobbies & Interests board as well, under the topic Music.  I did try out the link and it works. 

Hope you enjoy it & feel free to comment.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 09, 2008, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 09, 2008, 06:40:51 PM
drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
MIke S did it...look what I got, look what I got........oops look what Sandy B, Daddy Georg and I got.
Big thanks to mike for the additions  daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 09, 2008, 09:17:37 PM
Folks

Off to sleep, tomorrow is another day

Sleep well and dream of  fantasy-18 or  boob1 or if you want  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 10:04:23 AM
 3_8_14  that was  my  secenario  all  of last night .. went out for  dinner with  bosslady  tuesday night s o was  conspicious by my absence .. ast night .. just  could not  get into  system .. MTN HSPDA  or  whatever they call it  .. Hah !!  when it goes  crock then its  crock ..  other days its  glides along .. then  well    3_8_14  going to  phone  them  today to find out  what the  ..... is  going on . ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 10:27:48 AM
Just  done  the  check .. logged  laptop in ..  fast  .. click whirr .. there .. phoned network .. yes  we  had some  problems ... so i asked why do  you  only seem to have problems in the evening ?/ and why does your  helpdesk close at 21:00 ?/ so what then if we have problems ?/  is this not a 24/7/ service ..  i could see the  mouth full of  teeth on the other side  of the phone ..  I am  surfung   with racecar speed now  daytime  when i  use  laptop  the least  ...  Same  problem Diana ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 10, 2008, 07:11:39 PM
  image071 -  shooter
   cheers  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 10, 2008, 07:14:12 PM
Sandy I'm slowly loosing the plot here  3_8_14 its just taken me 40min to open to here. Now probably another 10min to post this. If at all    3_8_14     3_8_14     3_8_14  As you say sometimes wizzes along but finding this sh*t is happening more often.  I tell you it's driving me to drink  drinking-41  drinking-37  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 07:17:37 PM
Same here whats going on. 3_8_14 3_8_14 3_8_14 3_8_14 drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 10, 2008, 07:20:36 PM
sshhh..... don't let THEM hear me but suddenly I'm wizzing along here....for how long  idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 07:32:16 PM
Looks like you have speed problems, may be we must post from here, fone me and i write for you LOL  witch-43
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 10, 2008, 07:33:31 PM
  23_146_26 I'm having no problems.........  :emot19_2: Give me a call and I'll post what ye want to say
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 07:34:07 PM
Looks like Paula is on the way south again   witch-43    witch-43    witch-43    witch-43   23_146_26

Get your weapons ready  shooter  image21  witch-43  202 202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 10, 2008, 07:34:38 PM
  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
@ Diana

See we even write in stereo for you LOL   202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Hoo boy !! not so slow .. but still clunky .. strips  the joy out  of the whole experience  why only at night ?? .. currently worse than landline dial up ... Diana .. come now we dont need an excuse for drinking .. nothing can drive us to drink cos we there already ..  we the ones that  become glamorous and sexy  hey ?? just been out for a light meal down the road .. so opened up now  and weelll ..  hope i dont give up in disgust .. you on voda and me on MTN .. maybe we drive around with banners on our car windows  trashing them  and their fast internet ?? .. thats my plot for tomorrow with Liberty Life ..  they moved ahead but now ground to halt  again ?? .. so i set ultimatum for tomorrow ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 10, 2008, 07:54:18 PM
 drinking-41  Ja maybe we just drive round and round the Vodacom and MTN buildings at 2mph and p*ss everybody off, then creep up the N 1 in the fast lane with our banners. Then onto the Woodstock lounge to freshen up.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 08:03:06 PM
Me gobsmacked .. it actually posted .. I actually went away from PC and gave Tina her beauty treatment of vetinary tea tree  cream for her skin .. she gets this problem every time she  goes to parlour .. breaks out in a rash .. the holotropic tea trea cream .. warmed up and massaged in ,, and then dried .. seems to resolve it each time .. currently she peed off with me .. but its for her own good or else she strip mines her lovely coat .. rubs bald strips  in iitch lekkerkry ..  now lets see if this oneposts .. i think a faerie might help it along its way ..  fantasy-18
Ha   ha Diana like you idea of a demonstration .. and yes off to woodstock lounge to freshen up ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 10, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
Can I come with you please.....  image11a
And my banner will read........ ''I've seen faster old age pensioners''
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 08:07:13 PM
Yes Rhona, me....... yellocard

But Old ????  23_146_26

Pensioner yes  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 10, 2008, 08:10:30 PM
  giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 08:15:00 PM
Yup Our Georg may be  in the lucky bracket of ' goodbye tension hello pension '  but  oh boy !  still quick off the mark  he remains ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 08:15:37 PM
 giverose accepted  fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 10, 2008, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 08:15:00 PM
Yup Our Georg may be  in the lucky bracket of ' goodbye tension hello pension '  but  oh boy !  still quick off the mark  he remains ..
bravo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 10, 2008, 09:19:07 PM
Hello boys...I'm back   drinking-41  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 10, 2008, 09:30:21 PM
Hello hello .. bars empty and me about to go to bed .. got busy day .. managers reportback meeting .. then bosslady doing a braai for  last two good months .. and then .. well me giving her a lift abck to hotel .. guess  what  and where its going to go .. have a drinkie  chat and thein all likelyhood dinner again .. Oh well  she good company ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 10, 2008, 09:32:47 PM
 gnite me to. One last smoke .......just when I get up to speed it's bedtime.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 11, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
  :emot19_2: Hello....hello....hello.......where is everyone - it's friday night and this leprechaun wants a beer....  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 11, 2008, 07:25:49 PM
I think we doing the Bunker to-nite........??????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 11, 2008, 07:28:13 PM
That bar hopping is strenious  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 11, 2008, 07:29:16 PM
Well hello .. one beer coming up ... I just finished what I regard as a dog of a week .. normally my weeks fly by .. but this one dragged ( I assume part of the winter mood ) Did  the boerie roll lunch .. ate too much and felt really heavy afterwards .. and then veery tired .. thankfully bosslady ducked out early and cancelled the strategy meeting .. (I would surely have fallen asleep ) limped through the rest of the afternoon  and then fled home and slept for 3 hours solid .. just ahd a light soup for supper .. and just had some listening pleasure .. On FMR they had a program on Lieder ..  poems set to music .. simple  and easy melody lines ..  voice accompanied by Piano .. that got me nice and relaxed  and lifted  mood ..  me gonna have early night .. driving out to exotic plants  nursery  near wellington tomorow .. a nice country trip ...  i assume from Dianas quiteness she maybe ..  3_8_14 and being  driven to  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 11, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
  :emot19_2: Hello? Is anybody there......We are in the Bunker bar tonight.....  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 11, 2008, 07:33:16 PM
 abouttime that the backbone of the site have a party xx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 11, 2008, 08:21:24 PM
The sandman just thrown a huge handfull in me eyes .. I'm clocking out and into bed ..   dreamland here i come ..  fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 11, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
Hey Mr. Sandman - send me a dream,
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
la la la la la la

(that's all I know.........)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 12, 2008, 09:51:55 PM
   motorbike .........  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter


  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on July 12, 2008, 10:49:09 PM
where is everyone tonight, Kom drink saam.


image11 quickdop


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 13, 2008, 02:42:38 AM
Hello .. its 04:33 according to my clock .. had my good friend Jan from littlefootfarm around for dinner .. he just had a 5 week stint in europe ..  apart from rest  his homeland  holland and romania where his romanian romance  resides .. well as per usual .. we sit up till early hours of morning chatting and philosophising .. life .. its mysterys and love  matters  and love of life ...  good to have a friend like that ..   fire was burning .. paul went off to his bed at 12:30 and left us to talk .. me up in my bed now ..  fire has made chimney running througth  my room upstairs sooo warm ..  heat radiating ..  me had enough . try this one .. C.O.N.E.N.C.T.R.A.T.E on keystrokes .. Phew !  I made it ...  ZZzzzzzz  fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 07:05:15 AM
Am I the only one in here on duty this morning? Come on guys -  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 07:07:02 AM
Hi Rona

I am here but off duty

Wish you a nice sunday  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 07:10:42 AM
Ahem!   Cough! COugh!   , just checking out the weather report for Omund for the day... got plan things.....  msn emoticon (9)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 07:16:59 AM
  grab Plan? Did you say plan? Oooooh! Can I help, can I, can I, can I, huh! huh! huh! - I'd be great with plans - just give me a chance.........  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 07:20:39 AM
I'm sorry, but this plan is really complicated and requires somebody who can read the Gaelic......  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 07:27:18 AM
Oooooh! pick me! pick me!  grab  grab I thrive on complicated and I have a new translation programme so I can read loads of languages............all I need is one chance...........look what I know already - Cead Mile Failte
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 07:33:07 AM
Er.... Uhm Yes! Cead Mile Failte, yes, er, indeed! ...... SO the big part of the plan is a question..... are you ready? Huh? Are you?....... here it comes...... How many pieces of wood will I require to braai my Kudu wors in a 27 degree moderate east wind? If the first match fails to ignite the wood, how many other matchsticks should I have prepared as backups, bearing in mind that the earth is a rotating orb, moving in a right to left direction......?

Can you do this?

:nono1:   idontknow   msn emoticon (9)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 07:41:20 AM
If the eastwind is there, you dont need a fire, just hang the wors on a washing line and let it cook

Alternatively, no more matches ???? Use a magnifying glass to light the wood if you have any available

Go down to the beach and get some driftwood



Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 07:43:01 AM
 congrats Well done Georg, spoken like a true South Wester..... Yes, I am off to the beach in about 5 minutes with my other best friend , Shadow.... and now to make up for the expensive fuel, I always bring some driftwood back to add to th e bonfire collection......

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 07:49:28 AM
Can I do this? Hah! I laugh at your challenge - I'm a scientist you know.....do you even know that? well; do you??? All you need is one match to start your flame; bare in mind it must be one of those extra long stick matches so you don't burn your fingers; cause there'll be a big 'whoooooosh' as the flame of the match comes into contact with the drop of petrol soaked on the wood........Now personally I'd only soak 3 pieces of wood, 4 by 2 of course; and once they are flaming mad, then I'd add 5 fresh pieces with no petrol on them - cause we don't want a petrol taste off our kudu now - do we??? Once these 5 pieces are flaming mad - then I'd pile on loads and whay hey! we are now braaing kudu.........only one matchstick; a wee drop of petrol; 3 plus 5 plus loads of wood.........ask me another? You know I can handle it.........did I get the job? Am I in charge of the braai this afternoon?

BTW ''Cead mile failte'' means ''a hundred thousand welcomes''.........so in your understanding - it is a greeting when some-one comes to visit and means you are very, very welcome

Course what I really meant to say was exactly what Daddy G said ..........uhm! can I still have the job; just give me one more chance.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 07:53:45 AM
Rhona, at last you have qualified as Braii Firemaster

Now go down to the beach with mike and also collect some wood

CU on the Braii this afternoon ???? keep a nice piece of Kudu for me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 08:01:42 AM
Collect driftwood; why Daddy G I'm an expert on collecting driftwood and have some nice pieces here in my home - course Mike would be playing with his Shadow while I'd be donkeying the wood about the place......best I stay and tend to the flames, I could even count out all the marshmallows for cooking and maybe begin on melting the chocolate for dipping.......then of course, there's the bread to be made and the salads to be prepared - yeah! best Mike heads to the beach for the wood himself
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 08:09:38 AM
He he he Rhona Excuses ?????

Arrange yourself with Mike and figure out the duties

I will just only enjoy the chow when i come, hope you have some Shiraz or Pinotage for me

After eating a scotch would be nice too

Now i am having breakfast cu later
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 08:12:25 AM
Don't eat too much - you don't want to spoil the kudu and marshmallows......  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on July 13, 2008, 09:33:52 AM
Did you get the fire going already Mike?  Enjoy the braai!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 10:14:54 AM
Great Work Number 99...... The fire shall burn like never before..... People will talk for years to come of the awesome braai that was lit in the true Gaelic style...... There were flames everywhere.... only problem is the Blerrie Kudu ran when away when it saw the flames.....   image201

I left the driftwood at the beach, way to many official people driving around there this morning.....

witch-43   motorbike   image11a   BoomSmilie_anim   shooter 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 10:34:11 AM
@ Mike

Are they now guarding the wood since no diamonds left to be guarded  :nono1: 23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 13, 2008, 10:52:48 AM
Guarding  driftwood ?/ ha ha .. nah they just syping on Mike  ..  me feeling a bit tired and sleep deprived today .. and worst of all its a beautiful day   . so me just gonna push and make the most of the sun ..Nobody noticed that I misspelt concentrate in the early hours ??  good ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 13, 2008, 10:55:22 AM
@Sandy Ja.... and spying! 

@ Georg, maybe they think I might find a wreck..... burn the wood....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
@ Mike

The only wreck today is Sandy

But he noticed after all

C.O.N.E.N.C.T.R.A.T.E on keystrokes

Sandy why dont you use the modify to correct if you mistyped

That happens very often with me LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 13, 2008, 12:55:23 PM
Too true ..  maybe the MIB will end up guarding this wreck as well ...Georg . did not see the mistake in the early hours of the morning ..    .. I have phoned Jan and told him  that he banned for the next month ..  Oh well it was worth the catch up time ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on July 13, 2008, 02:51:55 PM
Taking about driftwood - if any kind soul feels like throwing a few unusual pieces in the car and bringing them through to CT on their next trip, I could possibly be persuaded to buy you a beer or ten.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 13, 2008, 02:53:45 PM
 @ Mike          motorbike.............  shooter  I'm after that kudu; you keep the fire lighting.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: Kenny Ramage on July 13, 2008, 02:51:55 PM
Taking about driftwood - if any kind soul feels like throwing a few unusual pieces in the car and bringing them through to CT on their next trip, I could possibly be persuaded to buy you a beer or ten.
Here for you

Now send the beer  202

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Donald Duck on July 13, 2008, 05:00:00 PM
Did you get it?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 05:15:30 PM
Quote from: Kenny Ramage on July 13, 2008, 05:00:00 PM
Did you get it?
Noooooooooooooooooooo  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 13, 2008, 05:24:53 PM
I see Diana coming, i will come later again

for you, some dancing

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 13, 2008, 05:51:51 PM
Ive just taken some schwedenbitters .. sipping soda water .. got a light minestrone soup cooking .. after light supper off to bed .. i checked the damages  of last night this morning ,, and apart from the usual vino before and after supper ( country sausage , saurkraut , asparagus and a potato bake ..very rich )  me and Jan decked 3/4 of a bottle of  good port , did not notice as he was ppouring  and it  tasted soo  good and felt so innocent ..  .. no wonder i feel yech today ... more bitters before i go to bed as well  for good  measure ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 14, 2008, 05:37:09 AM
Quote from: georgswa on July 13, 2008, 05:24:53 PM
I see Diana coming, i will come later again

for you, some dancing

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Having you been mixing with Japs oldman??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 06:02:30 PM
Has the bar run out of booze, no one visiting ????

Diane, Rhona, Michelle, Dalene, Mike, Jnr, Sandy and all others  drinking-41

Got to drink alone then  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 14, 2008, 06:18:40 PM
Here   -  still recovering from the weekend after the Bokke has made me proud!    drinking-37   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 14, 2008, 06:18:56 PM
 23_146_26 - here I am - no need to drink alone

A glass of the bar's finest Shiraz coming up for Daddy Georg

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 14, 2008, 06:43:06 PM
Hey - where'd Daddy Georg go? Please don't make me drink this bottle of wine all by myself!

pls

drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 07:21:49 PM
Yoohoo! I'll share that bottle with you  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 14, 2008, 07:23:47 PM
 grab Party in the house! Party in the house!

Perhaps when we've finished this bottle we should head over to the bunker to see what's happening there, what'dya say?

Just remember to bring your wellies as there's still a puddle on the floor from all the rain that came through the hole in the roof!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 14, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
Hey, there's Diana over there!

Yoohoo - Diana - here we are!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 14, 2008, 07:31:52 PM
Come on in Pam - the more the merrier, just be sure to grab a bottle of wine from the bar before you sit down!

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 14, 2008, 07:38:05 PM
 Boobs  I's here.....AND since when do you lot drink wine  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 07:40:43 PM
Here I am got my wine,ooh can I sit in that comfy looking

Bean Bag. Anyone got any ice???? drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 14, 2008, 07:44:07 PM
 drinking-41  Ice coming up Pam...so I'm not the only one has ice in my red wine.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 07:50:06 PM
Nope Di,me likes ice with everything.....in a TALL glass........weird hey.......

But then what the Hell!!! image061
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 07:52:12 PM
Sorry, Ladies... But Michele has to come home now.........  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 14, 2008, 07:57:01 PM
 23_146_26   Mike!   To do what?  I thought it was your turn to make supper and put the girls to bed.....    thumper 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 07:58:32 PM
... and I did....... Now I want my Pc back... be off with you... you wench, get into bed!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 07:59:41 PM
  image201 Stop teasing Mike - this is ladies night in the Bot Bar..........don't make me  image16 over to your place and steal Michele.....tell her the beer is getting warm

Aaaaw! Come on Mike -  pls let Michele out to play
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 08:01:37 PM
Hey Who's spoiling our fun??

Pleeeeeease let Michele come out for some FUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!! image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:03:53 PM
Who ever heard of ladies night with a man stuck in the middle of it!!!  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 08:04:05 PM
No! Tomorrows another day!~   Anyhow, she's gotta get my side of the bed warmed up......  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 14, 2008, 08:07:09 PM
Buy yourself and electric blanket! 


yellocard   for you, Mike!   60 mins to the sin bin  -  you did not keep to the rules of this bar!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:08:05 PM
This is your last chance Mike - I mean it!!!  notfair

Uhm!.........but Michele never even got to say  gnite to us - just let her back for a minute to say  gnite - we promise we'll let her go then..............yeah! right!!!  (Oooops did I say that out loud?)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 08:13:25 PM
Huh need your side of the bed warmed up!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh right! Thought you was a man!!! yellocard



HUH, WHEN'S 'THAT' image201 GOING TO HAPPEN??????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 08:14:26 PM
I am sorry, but I have to draw the line..... she is already tucked up in bed with my other best friend... Shadow......Book in hand...she will not be moving......

But look on the bright side... at least i am here....   giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:16:28 PM
  image031 But we want Michele..........you are not playing fair
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 08:16:48 PM
You mean YOU fancy an omelette!!!!!!! laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 08:17:48 PM
Grrr! I wear the Kilt in this hoose............   Hey Omelettes... I forgot about that...... MICHELE! R U AWAKE?   image071  yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 14, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
Ek se maar niks...... drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:21:07 PM
  :emot19_2: Hi Michele are you there???  msn emoticon (46)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 14, 2008, 08:22:43 PM
Er.... I er..... uhm have to go now..... I er..... now where does Michele keep the spatchler.....  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:24:28 PM
What's a spatchler? - too lazy to get my dictionary
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 14, 2008, 08:25:42 PM
Right, all sing together now girls 1   2   3

Miiiiiiiiiichelle ma belle da da da di dum...........LOUDER!!!!!!!! discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 14, 2008, 08:27:16 PM
Oi Oi ! as auntie Ena Bennett would say when she broke up fights amogst the kids .. I walk in to the bar and what do i find .. ?? wheres my drink ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:32:19 PM
But, but, but Sandy - you don't understand..........Mike has stollen Michele on us and we were in the middle of a game called......uhm!........drink the vino
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 08:37:13 PM
I see, Michelle has been abducted by that half scot who thinks he wears the kilt at home ........i dont beleive it

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 08:43:35 PM
I see Bobby, what dos you say ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:44:55 PM
Right guys - time for a rescue party  motorbike  image11a  image16  motorbike  motorbike  motorbike  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 08:47:22 PM
Forry Rhona, my feeths fell out, or vas it se schpanisch Brandy, makes me talk funny

Can nix help you, tralala hicks
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:51:25 PM
No excuses Daddy G - as your teeth have fallen out already - we'll send you in first, just incase Mike  thumper then at least the rest of us wont loose our teeth as well...........unless of course you are afraid of Mike!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 14, 2008, 08:55:28 PM
Oi Oi !!   Ok you having  fun ... cat1.gif
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 08:56:43 PM
No Rhona, not affraid of that lil scotty, got my teeth in again, but now the Brandy has its effect.......Hicks

Bobby must help us  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 14, 2008, 08:58:13 PM
Daddy G - good to hear that you're not afraid of the Scott - I'll hide behind you cause he scares the hell out of me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 08:59:05 PM
Herr Schmitt, stop writing PMs, post here, mike wants to keep the posting records  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 14, 2008, 09:00:25 PM
got secrets a plenty georg,will talk on skype tomorrow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
HERRRRRRRRR ROBERT SCHMITT

ACHTUNG !!!! WRITE HERE OR ELSE

YOU KNOWS I HAFF VAYS AND MEANS TO............ yellocard
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 09:03:56 PM
Quote from: bobbysmith on July 14, 2008, 09:00:25 PM
got secrets a plenty georg,will talk on skype tomorrow
Ahhhh sooooooo

Tomorrow evening i be back from a town crawl

We have the Hamburg Fish Market in Stuttgart, lots of fun, food and music, we go there with the undergound to be on the safe side LOL If things go well there will be a video
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 14, 2008, 09:06:38 PM
look forward to it georg,enjoy boet
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 09:09:28 PM
Fish and chips in the middle of Stuttgart and plenty of other nice things

Rollmops, Bismarck, Sea Food, Bückling, Herring,

what else ? oh Beer and wine and the only day with nice weather this week so i am told
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 14, 2008, 09:16:03 PM
 image24  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 14, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
Oh Georg .. I envy the  hello pension goodbye tension .. off to  festivals .. enjoy ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 14, 2008, 09:17:53 PM
sleep well georg
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 14, 2008, 09:46:40 PM
nice one georg,greetings my friend,had a braai tonight,janet had a busy day,gone nite nites,cant talk just now,will talk to you in the morning bud x
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 15, 2008, 10:04:16 AM
 :emot19_2: help me  :emot19_2: help me!

Mike's lying - he kicked me off the pc last night so that he could surf!  notfair

Too bad for him - I've now brought my laptop home so I don't need his pc!  image19

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 15, 2008, 10:21:15 AM
We knew he was lying!   Seems like he had a surf party on his own last night - that's why he needed you to go home.  Just look what the camera spy sent me this morning  ---  apparently is was Mike and his squad!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 15, 2008, 06:05:00 PM
 image19 Mike - you can't kick me off my own laptop  image19

Hey girls, how about a drink!

Dalene - I'm sat here with a picture of you in front of me - from your cd Take me like a Man. Turns out my mom did indeed have a copy of your cd, apparently she bought it from Susan Nel (Pieterse)!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 15, 2008, 06:15:53 PM
My goodness.  Yes, I can remember that there were a few people in Oranjemund who wanted the cd, so I send her some and she sold them to the people who was asking for it.  I have actually forgotten about it. 

Tell your mom I say thanks a million for the support! 

I have some cd's with me and will bring some with to the reunion. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 15, 2008, 06:16:31 PM
 Whoo hoo Mikey boy - put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!  image19

The girls are back in town  BierSuip  chocolate-51
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 15, 2008, 06:21:11 PM
 :emot112_2: Mike was going to ask if you could bring some cd's with you.

Hey, we could even have a cd-signing table set up for you at Spar!

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 15, 2008, 06:23:28 PM
  Sign one for me Dalene.....  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 15, 2008, 06:32:33 PM
I'll do that for you Rhona.

Michele, I don't mind signing cd's.  I just don't want to go to OMund for a show or some public appearance  -  I want to go there to mix and mingle with everyone and to be just me - plain old Dalene.  The most important people, to me, are all the others whom I will see again and whom I will talk to and whom I will have a good time with.   Will talk to you about the signing on a later stage.

I'm dying for a beer now......   is the bar open?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 15, 2008, 06:37:19 PM
 image24 sorry Dalene - never meant it that way! We are just proud of you!

dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 15, 2008, 06:55:04 PM
Beer! Did some-one mention beer..................  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 15, 2008, 07:02:14 PM
Hello all .. phew .. we back in winter here .. rain predicted for today .. remained sort of cloudy all day then on the way home .. all hell broke loose .. a cloudburst of mammoth proportions .. could not even see  3 m in front of  me  and that with with the wipers going full blast ,, everyone slowed to a crawl and put on emergency flashers ,, excepting of course our insane taxi drivers .. still belting along like bats out of hell .. Oh well their day comes that they have an awful smash ..  hopefully without injuring anyone else ..  me supping the usual and then methinks an early night  is in order ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 15, 2008, 07:08:16 PM
Early night??? But we are grown ups now and we are allowed stay up after Squad cars has been on...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 15, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
Thank you Michele.  Like said, I don't mind the signing thing  -  either we might chase away your customers or either we will get them coming in hordes.  Me must work out a bribe thing  -  a beer for each cd signed and a purchase slip for at least R100-00 on the date we do the signing.  How's that for business?  Mike can take photo's and charge each customer extra  (no beer money for him  -  it was your idea, so the income from that goes to you and the girls).

drinking-41      image203       See, I also got some Scottish blood in my veins.  My grandma was a direct decendant of the old Scottish queen, Regina.  Still had her full names even :  Jessie Christina Regina.   She was furious with my mom for not naming me after her.........   !!  


http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1031248780952 (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1031248780952)

Posted this link in Hobbies and Interests under the topic Music as well.  The link to another song of mine with the title Will you
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 16, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
Hello, hello anybody home? Am I drinking by myself tonight?

drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 16, 2008, 06:30:40 PM
Noooooo   boob1. I  Boobs am lurking. Enjoying a bottle of "Odd BIns" Cabernet Sauvignon.Very nice a must say. Feeling very rustig after a long "Morgan Busy" day.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 16, 2008, 06:34:13 PM
Phew - at least I'm not drinking by myself!

I can just imagine how tiring Morgan can be! I've been home with a sick Cameron most of yesterday and today and I must say I think work is a lot easier! She is so demanding and I can't seem to do anything right.

Oh well -  drinking-41 - lets drink our tiredness away, these couches are really comfy and the fire is lovely and warm!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 16, 2008, 07:23:32 PM
Sorry the Bar was not coming up on my unread posts.

Oh yes I'm feeling like a young mommy again with all these trials and tribulations of the little ones.
This couch is rather comfy, let me stoke that fire there,your turn next.
Where is our Rhona to-nite...mmmmmmmmmm
and another  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 16, 2008, 08:13:35 PM
No  we not alone ... Me popping in ... having some cheap and cheerful red  left beind by a guest last friday night ... just hope i dont wake up looking like   quickdop   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 16, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
Sorry Sandy, I'm going to be deserting you - but I see Daddy Georg is here so I'm sure he'll sit and have a drink with you! I had a rather bad night with Cameron last night and am hoping to catch up on some lost sleep tonight!

drinking-41

gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 16, 2008, 08:24:08 PM
I am open for a drink or 2

@ Michelle

Hope it was not mike that kept you from sleep, on the other hand......well you know not bad ??? image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 16, 2008, 08:27:48 PM
 image201 No Daddy Georg - he was snoring away very happily each time I got up for Cameron!

gnite

Now I'm really logging off!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 16, 2008, 08:43:03 PM
I still see you Michele ..  drinking-41  ... still supping my cheap and cheerful ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 16, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
gnight me 2
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 07:29:35 PM
Dead quiet in here tonight .. seems Michele has gone out . Diana ahs most probably  3_8_14  her PC to bits .. Oh well MTN  fast tonight .. 2 people online (including me ) Cheryl join me for a  drink ...
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
Now thats better .. a few more  on site ..  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on July 17, 2008, 07:59:16 PM
Hiya Sandy -  image11
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 08:03:40 PM
Helloo  .. nice warm fire .. couch .. relax .. drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on July 17, 2008, 08:06:46 PM
Thought I was all alone there for a minute........'relax' might be good - resting myself tonight as I have a wedding tomorrow...........Whoo hoo  discodance  discodance  discodance
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:13:39 PM
Good evening

@ Sandy, i read your news about the insurance, seem things move now,,,, drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 08:15:26 PM
Uh Oh !  a gathering of  image203  having  image11  and then   BierSuip   and  then   image281  ..  and the  next day  . :wow1: omigawd what have I done to meself   image031 .. :nono1: never again    and the  next  time .. well ... a repeat performance .   drinking-41 image203 image11 image281 :wow1: image031 :nono1:  ha ha  thats life .. i was discussing last sat night with Jan .. i have to go  to his birthday  sat night ...  but got to drive back so must behave meself ..
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 08:16:58 PM
Hi  Georg   thanks .. indeed so ..  like said .. anyone who feels  shafted .. do as I did ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:17:40 PM
Yes Sandy you should behave, keep your strength for the next party  image281
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Post by: Rhona on July 17, 2008, 08:18:32 PM
Aaaw Sandy - you know us so well..........but I have to say, you haven't lived until you've been to an Irish wedding. You wanna come along tomorrow - promise I'll mind you!  image281

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
@ Rhona
Easy to invite people that are very far

why dont you try me ??? just a hop by plane or hitchhiking with a   witch-43
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Post by: Rhona on July 17, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
You're more than welcome Daddy G...........what time does your flight arrive in at?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:23:24 PM
I´d say about half past or what time do you suggest ???
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 08:24:51 PM
See I can use smileys to make up words ..  
@ Georg you going to have to ask Paula to make 4 trips  to fetch you and take you back  on  witch-43 .. isnt that asking a bit much ??
Rhona knows well enough i can be there in thought and spirit   no need to hitch hike ..  image071
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:25:12 PM
Methinks Sandy is writing a big story, comon pull finger, we have some drinks to finish  drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:26:18 PM
Yes Sandy, i guess we will just be there in our thoughts ...... notfair
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Post by: Rhona on July 17, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
Daddy G  -if you arrive at half passed; you'll miss all the 'craic agus cheoil'; not to mention the  image203

I'll tell ye all about it when I come home  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:29:04 PM
'craic agus cheoil'

is that something funny ????
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:32:27 PM
'craic agus cheoil'

Hope nothing indecent ????? boob1
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:36:44 PM
Ok i let you of the hook

Craic Agus Ceol
Pronounced "crack agus col" (with a drawn-out o) this means "crack and music" and is the usual description of Irish nightlife. The word craic is not Irish - the English "crack" was simply re-written in an Irish form. The original meaning is "fun".
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
Georg  .. instructions .. go to  Paulas crypt ... knock on the  8_1_220(55)  .. if she crabby   trex-073  offer a  drinking-41  and if needed more  BierSuip to rival the Trevi Fountain  thats bound to make her   sorriso2   tell her    dawoman   ( a bit of flattery always works ) .. then you lead her to her  favoured mode of  transport , ease her on to it hop on the back and give directions   witch-43 whoosh !! you will be  there in a flash ..  Ill take the   fantasy-18 express ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 17, 2008, 08:54:12 PM
I need a  drinking-41.   Zak and I have just been running around my back garden chasing burglers. Zak has now decided he is finished playing police dog,police dog and is fast asleep on my bed.   drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 08:55:57 PM
Thanks Sandy, sound advise...........But i would only fly with Rhona, dont trust Paula, she may be starting  image061 on the flight and me poor Daddy fall down .......no no no  i mean me >>>>>>> 23_146_26 not you or are you too ???
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 09:00:45 PM
No .. for me   fantasy-18 express .. they mischevious but wont  image061 me   .I see Diana's in  after playing cops and robbers .. so a bit of slowdancing may be in order thats after we offer her a  drinking-41  here  Diana .. you must be thirsty ..  drinking-41 drink up Hon ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 17, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
Yes just a nightcap a hug to Diana and off to sleep

night all
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 17, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
Ah thanx  drinking-41
There realy were robbers...2 of them stealing my neighbours racing bike over my back wall.
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Post by: SandyB on July 17, 2008, 09:07:22 PM
Bite their  :culo1:  Zak  and Diana  image21  the  buggers ..  me   cl1 and off to  bed  bye_bye
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 17, 2008, 09:11:40 PM
We did to......lucky for my Bot training.   gnite
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 08:42:33 AM
Geez Diana - you shouldn't be chasing burglers - what if they turned nasty and you got hurt? Mind yourself!

@ Daddy G - sorry, I went off to bed without explaining to you 'craic agus cheoil' - but looks like you did a faily good job of it yourself..........plenty of fun and loads of singing; and of course the odd Guiness thrown in for good measure!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 08:47:57 AM
@ Rhona

The internet explains almost all

Hope you have a nice wedding party today, lets see if i arrive at half past  202 witch-43
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 08:49:29 AM
Is'nt this a wee bit early for the Irish to start drinking?  :nono1:
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 08:53:14 AM
Early! did you say early???  23_146_26 And you call yourself a Celt.........  image14 Take off that kilt - you are a disgrace!  You ease yourself gently into the day of a wedding with some bucks-fizz (mixture of champagne & orange juice) Tch! Tch! Tch! I'm at a loss for words...........just go to your room!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:01:57 AM
WORK WORK WORK WORK!  not wedding wedding wedding.... What;s up with the Irish, you guys are just having fun on that little Island of yours, Wakes and weddings.... s'not fair..... I will go home early now and get pissed....just to prove a point!

drinking-37  party0024
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:05:38 AM
Yes indeed wakes and weddings - what a strange week it has been - all done in true celtic style.........if I didn't know any better I'd say you were jelous  image19

Sure you know where I am - if you ever want to learn how to paaaarty!!!  image11  image203  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:08:16 AM
Man, I gotta find a dead person around here... the problem being most have emigrated.....  image21
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:11:41 AM
Do you guys do wakes? How long from time of death till time of burial? An example for us - if person died late on Monday - they would be buried on Thursday........  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:13:40 AM
No we don't do wakes, nobody will cough up and pay for the booze, and besides the bodypart business is thriving.....   23_146_26
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 18, 2008, 09:18:06 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:01:57 AM
WORK WORK WORK WORK!  not wedding wedding wedding.... What;s up with the Irish, you guys are just having fun on that little Island of yours, Wakes and weddings.... s'not fair..... I will go home early now and get pissed....just to prove a point!

drinking-37  party0024

I don't think so!

:nono1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:21:36 AM
  image281 caught again - nice one Michele........that fella thinks he can run riot about the place and him with a dodgy gout toe and all!!!

A good send-off is essential and the irish do it in style  image11  image11  image11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 09:24:42 AM
@ Mike

I see you are in troubled waters,

You can never win with those girls, they got you by the b....s LOL witch-43
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 18, 2008, 09:25:41 AM
He only brings out the gout when it suits him!

party0024
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 18, 2008, 09:28:04 AM
At least he knows who wears the kilt in our house! (And it ain't him!)

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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
Next time he plays the gout card - stomp on his good foot, that should take his mind off the gout for a little.

@ Daddy G - you are a sharp man - maybe you could teach that young fella a thing or two............never mess with the ladies!!! 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 09:30:02 AM
Well if Michele wants to play dirty.... next time she wants Omelette's , I won't be baking... so there!

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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:40:42 AM
I wonder which one cave in and beg first  image19
  pls  pls  pls  pls  pls  pls  pls
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 09:41:29 AM
Mike you must face the facts of life   cat3

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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 09:43:01 AM
  image281 Daddy G - you are one genius going around the place
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 18, 2008, 10:03:37 AM
Daddy G , seems to have a photograph for every occassion....  meanpuff
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Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 18, 2008, 02:05:12 PM
What missed the fun again!
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oh well a few  poledancing1 BierSuip poledancing1 BierSuip on my own.
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Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 18, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
anyway must be off- night all- enjoy
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 07:22:33 PM
Friday evening, empty bar, cant beleive it,,,,,  party0024
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Post by: SandyB on July 18, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
Georg . you missed your   witch-43  lift  and me missed the  fantasy-18  express ..  Oh well  cheers drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 07:46:15 PM
Thats ok, this way i stay out of mischief and trouble  !!!!!!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 07:52:24 PM
Diana is joining us

Good girl  drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 18, 2008, 07:52:48 PM
You all forgetting  Boobs  Oh well just if by some co-inkie-dienk you miss me I'm offline untill Monday. So no need to panic or send out the  motorbike motorbike suad to look for me.  Sooooo I'll drink to-nite away and maybe put on a show.  drinking-37  poledancing1  drinking-37  poledancing1
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 07:56:06 PM
OK Diana

I wish a nice weekend then.......dont do anything that you may regret at the end, listen to Daddy´s advise  image281
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 18, 2008, 07:58:41 PM
It's not as easy as "Okay Diana"

We, as your cyber family, have a right to know why you won't be online until Monday! So come on out with it!

allgood

drinking-37
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 18, 2008, 08:06:21 PM
Don't worry Daddy this is Mommy here, we actually the patriarc and the matriarc of this site I have you know, so lets set a good example.  drinking-37  drinking-41  drinking-37  Having friends from Texas stay over so will be doing everything bigger and better this weekend. There we go my little   boob1  prodigy
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 18, 2008, 08:09:09 PM
I'm learning from the best I tell you  Boobs  boob1  poledancing1  yougogirl

Sounds like you're in for a busy week-end, hope the weather is good so that you can do all the touristy things!

Enjoy it!  drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 08:16:55 PM
@ Diana

Wish you a good time with your guests, need any advise where to go 202 202 202 202????
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 18, 2008, 08:24:36 PM
 Michelle don't you just love our smileys tailor made  Boobs  boob1 . Just spent the week cleaning and getting ready for the guests. They are great fun and have dollars  202. I don't think we will be doing to many touristy things ,time to short and we have done it with them before. We WILL be going out wining and dining though.    drinking-41  3d smiles(281)  gnite
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 18, 2008, 08:27:56 PM
@ Diana

Let us know all the adventures you have with them and details of the places you went  36_1_72 faceinfood drinking-41

Have a great time !!!!!
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Post by: Rhona on July 18, 2008, 11:39:36 PM
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  image281  Guess who's home!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 19, 2008, 12:13:24 AM
.... and it's about time!   abouttime
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Post by: SandyB on July 19, 2008, 05:59:42 AM
Aah !  Mike was waiting up for Rhona ...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 19, 2008, 07:21:18 AM
SOmebody has to keep an eye on that one..... all these late nights... Tsk! Tsk! well I Never!

:nono1:
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 07:40:49 AM
  image281 Once again I snuck in passed the radar - Mikey, my friend - you'll have to be more alert when it comes to your girls going out on the tiles..........I was home and acting all innocent by the time you you even realised I'd been out partying..............what a wedding - the day was stunning; the bride was stunning; dammit - even I was stunning.............food and drinks galore, dancing and acting the hooligan - well, what else would you expect at an Irish Hooley!!!
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Post by: SandyB on July 19, 2008, 07:43:28 AM
good to see you had fun .. and looking  ever so fresh this morning ..
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on July 19, 2008, 07:46:51 AM
 image281  She's probably still intoxicated, Sandy.
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Post by: SandyB on July 19, 2008, 07:48:19 AM
Lets not discount that possibility ... been there ..
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 07:52:06 AM
Now! Now! Gentlemen - play nice.........this little leprechaun is.....uhm!........fine......yeah!....I'm fine today!!!
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Post by: SandyB on July 19, 2008, 07:54:33 AM
Not even a little bit fuzzy around the edges ??
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 07:59:29 AM
Maybe it's you guys who drank too much.........or maybe ye should change yer glasses if ye think I'm fuzzy around the edges........  image281

Let's just say - I need to be minded today and we'll leave it at that
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Post by: SandyB on July 19, 2008, 08:20:37 AM
Ok  Hot choc and Mallows .. and relax on the sofa ..  we''l be gentle with you .. Me / had earlyish night .. and supped shiraz gently .. so clear edged today..
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 08:38:45 AM
Sounds good to me - but right now, I think I might crawl back in under the duvet for a little..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 19, 2008, 04:58:10 PM
Cold beer is ready for the first to come (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/beermug.gif)

Cheers and have fun tonight

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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 19, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
Thanks - I really need that cold beer after the day! Hectic with parties and puppy playdates!

BierSuip
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 05:38:22 PM
  grab Am I all alone in the bar?  image071 and here was I thinking leprechauns had to be supervised at all times around alcohol  - YAHOO!!!  image281 It's just like Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one  image11  BierSuip  image18  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Chris Macpherson on July 19, 2008, 06:00:44 PM
Phew just made it... at last 1 cold one please. HI rhona, now u can see me.
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on July 19, 2008, 06:04:54 PM
That not the Chris I remember, what happend. 
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Post by: Chris Macpherson on July 19, 2008, 06:16:00 PM
still the same me only changed a bit haha
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 06:18:01 PM
So there you are at last - how are you keeping?
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Post by: Chris Macpherson on July 19, 2008, 06:24:04 PM
Im good Rhona. watched manutd match played at newlands on telly, they drew against Kaiser Chiefs.
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Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
Ooooh! I'll have to trust you on that one - at the moment I'm flicking between a hurling qualifier game and the horse races!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 19, 2008, 08:54:31 PM
This must be a record for me.... went out last night, lekker rugby today.... but NO BEER!..... maybe 2morrow....

:nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 19, 2008, 09:48:16 PM
Sounds like a gout shmout attack to me.............
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 11:57:37 AM
No gout - I think he made an effort not to drink as it was Shannon's birthday!
Well done Mike - really proud of you - doesn't mean you need to make up for it today!

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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 20, 2008, 12:08:02 PM
Wayyyyyyyy tooo late for that..... Party in da Yard!

beermug20
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 03:01:46 PM
  motorbike Wait for meeeeeee.........Uhm! what yard?.........where?
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Post by: SandyB on July 20, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Mike can have party in the yard .. me setting up a nice lamb roast with parsnips  . taters  onion and carrots .. it will be ready in hoour and half .. Mmmmm ..and some nice export overrun shiraz that i got me hands on ..
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 20, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
i JUST HAD A bit of Lamb rib ... on the fire..... Awesome stuff...... Slurp!

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Post by: SandyB on July 20, 2008, 04:07:13 PM
As i thought and from weather reports .. the respite we had in the way of a couple of sunny days coming to end .. mist rolling in .. hence some winter food ...
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 04:10:55 PM
  image031 what yard?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 20, 2008, 05:03:09 PM
There's a Yard?
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 05:06:54 PM
You said...........Party in da yard!.........but never gave directions to da yard.......now I've missed the party - guess I better just take that bottle of Paddy out of the envelope destined for Alexander the great......slurp!!!  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 20, 2008, 05:07:42 PM
Noooooooo! Not the envelope!

  trex-073
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 05:09:25 PM
Okay! okay! I'll leave the envelope alone...............now where's the party yard?

On a different note but still to do with the envelope - have you ever seen a movie called ''War of the buttons''?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 05:26:15 PM
Hate to disappoint all the party revellers but the party in the yard came to an end once the mist came rolling in!

drinking-37  winter

Now, after a hectic week-end I'm just going to sit in front of the fire drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows - anybody wish to join me? Just put another log on the fire before you sit down please!

drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on July 20, 2008, 05:30:30 PM
So you too had the mist rolling in ?? .. we whited out here .. Lamb roast almost ready .. heater on the go .. Tina fed .. ran out of biccies so its a mix of carrots broccoli and peas  with olive oil and some pets meat .. this mutt loves her veg  ( thats so that she hopefully doesnt try to mug my meal )   and 10 Mins from now .. Mmmmm
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 05:41:28 PM
We woke up to the mist this morning and the sun made an appearance for a couple of hours - it was so warm Mike took his shirt off whilst we were sitting outside this afternoon.

Mike made a potato salad to go with the braai (he doesn't like mine as he says it is too healthy, I add some bulgarian yoghurt to the mayo - only trying to think of his health!) and Cameron made corn on the cob smeared with butter and sprinkled with Aromat, then wrapped in foil to go on the braai - really jummy and then of course what would a braai be without garlic bread?

I also put the heater on as soon as the power came on, it is right opposite the girls bathroom - the bathrooms are freezing in this house!

Shadow has also had his fill of left-over meat and bones and hasn't touched his biscuits - he is exhausted as his two hour playdate turned into a four hour playdate and they just couldn't stop playing!
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 05:43:46 PM
Push up on the sofa Michele - hot choc and mallows sounds like the perfect wind-down to the weekend.......mmm! mmmm!

Here on the Emerald Isle - the sun has been shining for the past couple of days........don't want to speak too sson but could it be summer  party0024
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Post by: SandyB on July 20, 2008, 05:51:33 PM
Lamb roast was yummy .. the veg nice .. especially the parsnips ( I'm a root veg junkie ) sofa pulled and and chill ..
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 05:54:20 PM
Did you cook all the veggies in with the lamb or seperately Sandy?

faceinfood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 20, 2008, 05:56:33 PM
With  . and then separated the lamb to do browning .. just keeping the veg warm  . good at times to just do it separate .. kind of dry roast the veg in olive oil . ...but then when it soaks up some of the roast juice also yummy ..
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 06:00:26 PM
As a non-meat eater I'd have to go with doing the veg seperately. Chrissie Wiese used to make the most devine veggie parcels for the braai - basically a combination of whatever is on hand with a bit of pineapple, slivers of butter and crushed garlic, wrapped in foil and left to cook in the coals.

Now I'm lus for that, I guess one of Cameron's mielies will just have to do!

feedme
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 07:12:27 PM
Well it seems as if Rhona and Sandy have left me all alone again to sit and enjoy my hot chocolate - at least we could use the kettle and didn't have to boil the water on the stove (thank goodness for gas stoves!)

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 20, 2008, 07:20:09 PM
 drinking-41  I'm back after a great week-end. Seeing as though you on about the weather, I thought I'd post these pics of Morgan (ag she's so darn cute) on the beach yesterday.We had lovely weather here in Cape Town. The mountain especialy for Daddy G. (Taken yesterday)
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 20, 2008, 07:24:21 PM
Makes me wish I was in Cape Town!

Morgan is gorgeous, she looks like she had a ball on the beach!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 20, 2008, 07:31:01 PM
@ Diana, thanks for the picture, one of my favorite places in the Cape

Hugs Georg
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Post by: Rhona on July 20, 2008, 07:37:02 PM
What a cutie you got there Diana - bet ye all had a ball at the beach
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 20, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
Sad... that mountains in front of me everyday and half the time I don't notice it anymore. Then there are days it just jumps out at you.....realy awesome.
Yes Morgan loves the beach (such a 'ougat age')so did the Texans.
Lets drink to the mountain  drinking-41  come now Sandy don't be such a woose,its not THAT cold.
My Texan on the beach.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 20, 2008, 08:08:18 PM
Table Bay and surfer

http://www.namibia-forum.ch/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=14002&g2_serialNumber=2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on July 20, 2008, 09:54:05 PM
i couldnt wait to see Table Mountain again after 44 years.......when i did see it i couldnt believe how small it looked......not how i had remembered it in my mind....we didnt get to go up in the cable car either as the weather wasnt good and it lift was closed........but its beautiful and you....diana and anyone else who has that view everday is verrrrrry lucky........... fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 06:33:05 PM
@ Diana .. nuffing to do with the cold .. me opting for some early nights .. sneak into bot bar and then out .. cos you girls dangerous and lead a man  into trouble , what with late nights and jollity .. waking up fresh and ready to tackle all and sundry ..  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 21, 2008, 06:46:34 PM
 So lets have a drinking-41 before we lead you astray.
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Post by: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 07:01:20 PM
Sure thing Hon ..  drinking-41  sip  not  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 21, 2008, 07:05:07 PM
  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 07:08:02 PM
I see we back and on form Rhona .. not learnt from the wedding have we ?/ not that any of us do hey ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 21, 2008, 07:14:42 PM
Good evening all you bot bar crawlers

Hope you´re fine

Rhona should have recovered from the wedding party

Diana recovered from the visitors

Sandy still wants to recover, but with all that shiraz i have my doubts

I dont have to recover, i stay almost clean, but only almost
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 21, 2008, 07:19:13 PM
  image281 you can't keep a good leprechaun down
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 07:24:56 PM
Me  fine  Georg .. cleaning up my act .. got lots on my plate  so got  to be  image071 on my feet .. My senior  foreman has to go in for kidney op on thursday and will be off for 3 to 4 weeks  so i will be  without my right hand man .. one may have stopgaps in place  but its not the same as having that person there .. he is the early in the morning character  dedicated  and loyal .. . resolving problems  and issues  of the last 16 hrs and when i walked in I only got what he could not resolve or was  out of his bounds of authority ..People  likethat hard to find ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 21, 2008, 07:27:45 PM
Then theres us  Boobs ,  boob1 ,  image281   we know who we are.
drinking-37  discodance  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 07:41:33 PM
And me offto bed now ...  Nitey nite ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 21, 2008, 07:42:49 PM
Night Sandy, slaap lekkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 21, 2008, 07:55:16 PM
Nighty Night.......you big girls blouse - get up and party  image203  image11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 21, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
Me night too

Have nice dreams of Sand and Desert  msn emoticon (46)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:07:27 AM
Nighty Night.......you big girls blouse - get up and party     ---  Mmmm  hell  hath  no  fury  like a wimmin ditched ..   or  a  leprachaun  that  just  want  to  Paarty  all night ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on July 22, 2008, 04:01:44 PM
It's really not fair!  I sooooooo want to join you guys for a drink in the bar, but I've been swamped the last few weeks, no time to surface!!!   Only get time to check new posts, write one measly reply, then back to chores.  Hope to spend more time with you soon!!!! Enjoy the bar tonite, and no fighting girls and boys!
bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 04:05:27 PM
@ Bertie

That all depends who joins us

Some girls can be very sweet and cuddly, others just bitch slap, while others lay under the bar counter not knowing what has happend to them

I take care of them if necessary....... fantasy-18
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Post by: Bertie Horak on July 22, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
@ Georg Snr - I think a few of the girls have ALL the characteristics you just described - and display them in one single hour?  Oops let me go work, before the girls get hold of me.
Boobs image203 poledancing1 3d smiles(297)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
Yes Bertie, some more some less, but when they come in bulk, beware, they can be mean  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 22, 2008, 04:23:59 PM
I do take it that you two are so    NOT  speaking about us ladies here on this forum! 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 04:27:12 PM
No Dalene not about you only some >>>>>> (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/Witch0019-reda.jpg), you know who i mean here or dont you ????

As i said, also those (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/Witch0019-reda.jpg) can be sweet sometimes, but very far in between  witch-43 image19 yellocard
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 04:32:41 PM
Hiya Bertie - I see you....come on and have a wee drink with the girls; don't be afraid - we'll take good care of you, wont we Dalene?  image281

  BierSuip  drinking-41  BierSuip  drinking-41  BierSuip  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 04:35:12 PM
See Bertie, that is the sweet part, lets hope they stay like that  boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 22, 2008, 05:13:18 PM
 abouttime  that Bertie joins us in the bar.  Maybe he can sort out the barman MR S  who is never on duty  -  canooing from his work to his house, instead of serving us.

Bertie  -  sommer bring along all your tools as well, please  -  the sharpest ones!  Pliers, tweezers, needles, drills, those sucking pipes & a few bandaids.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 05:13:52 PM
  FOR DADDY G -
DO NOT TOUCH....


 beermug20
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 05:18:04 PM
@ Rhona, depends what you mean ????? LOL Thanks for the  beermug20

@ Dalene, you are up to something with all those tools, promiss me you will not hurt us ?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 05:23:29 PM
Girls ! I am off for supper

CU later
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 06:27:04 PM
Ouch ! I'm getting it from all sides .. Rhona .. Dalene .. when's Diana gonna ?/  I am on sabbatical from bar duty .. drop in for a drink or two ..  if the mood takes me then maybe stay late ..  image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
I'll serve you tonight Sandy..........what can I get you Sir  drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 06:32:38 PM
Good on  you .. a nice glass of shiraz ...  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 06:47:23 PM
mines a large one[drink]bartender please,make it a double large one and one for your self,let the games begin
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 22, 2008, 06:49:16 PM
I'll have a glass of red as well please

drinking-41

Tonight is Diana's tv night so you'll have a break from her for an hour or two Sandy - I could always fill her shoes though!

yellocard
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 06:58:04 PM
Noo please dont ..  you ahve Mike to  vent  spleen on ..  Im supposed to be  finishing drawings for a project tonight .. but creative streak on a low .. got all the ideas muddling around in the head  but not transporting to paper ..  so taking time out here instead ..  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 07:02:00 PM
what you drawing sandy,whats the project,after a few i normally get creative,had a fab chat to bev on sunday,she hopefully is comming to mine for a visit,
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:15:40 PM
An unfolding device  Bobby ..  to unfold a web that  has a fold and center crease .. we  used to have an outlet for this  folded  edge " offcut '  as commodity fresh produce  bags but somebody snaffled the business  away from us .. so I have to make a way we can use it on regular product .. lie said .. at present all in the head  but not on paper .. I get such projects thrown at me regularly  apart form my regular duties .. the  price of  having a creative mind  and an attitide of  I can make it happen ..  I have also had ideas bomb out as well .. but thats life .. as  Alexander Bell  said .. " i have not  failed i have just found  the 1000th way it will not  work " 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 07:17:39 PM
  drinking-41  drinking-41  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip and all with a smile and a jig  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:22:12 PM
Our  leprachaun  is incorrigible .. faeries are mischevious .. leprachauns are downright naughty ..
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 07:25:48 PM
Naughty but nice......  image281
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Post by: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
send a scetch ot pic sandy,bit confused with your discription,[web,as in what]and as for naughty irish lasses,getting a ferry ticket soon,believe me x image203  BierSuip  image11  beermug20  faceinfood  chocolate-51
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:29:31 PM
We know  now come sit on the sofa with this " ladies blouse ' and have a chat ..
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:30:30 PM
Will do Bobby .. but not tonight .. me  drinking-41  instead ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 07:32:25 PM
Just see that all is fine here. No tresspassing of rules and manners.....

Glad i can leave you alone sometimes.

Rhona seems i a good mood

Sandy will get the drawings sorted out....i hope

Bobby of course uses all chances for a  drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:35:33 PM
No  Georg .. they can wait  for the drawings .. tomorow I lock myself in office and complete ..  tonight is me time ... drinking-41
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Post by: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 07:36:36 PM
  beermug20  drinking-37  BierSuip a glass lift to you all,ladies first,rhone,sandy and ohh ive just got the post from daddy georg,greetings all,im off for evening meal
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
send a scetch ot pic sandy,bit confused with your discription,[web,as in what]and as for naughty irish lasses,getting a ferry ticket soon,believe me x image203  BierSuip  image11  beermug20  faceinfood  chocolate-51
I understand every word but not what you say. Spider Web....WWW Web ?????
very technical description LOL
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 07:40:54 PM
@ Sandy - it's a big girls blouse not a ladies blouse.......is that an expression used with you guys? Either way I'm sure you know what I mean.

@ Bobby - are you taking a trip to the Emerald Isle?

@ Daddy G - course you can trust us, nice quiet and shy; sipping on a cold one, sharing a laugh

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Post by: bobbysmith on July 22, 2008, 07:46:33 PM
is that an invitation rhona,i will when all my stuff is sorted,having a few probs with getting the sale of our house completed,so maybe in the december time i mite find the time x
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:47:27 PM
Ok Rhona .. was using my memory ..  no not an expression used  ..  another expression would  be dont  be a wet blanket .. or in Diana's to the point way .. dont be a woos .. hows the sofa looking ??
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 07:52:26 PM
Aaaah! A wet blanket and I was thinking it was wet fish................Sofa is gooooooooooood - comfy cushions are way too comfy for words; fire is as warm as toast and not forgetting the  drinking-41 and  BierSuip
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:54:13 PM
Good .. snuggle up .. nightcap and then off  to our  respective comfy beds ,,,,
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
But..........but........but..........what about   image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 07:58:44 PM
Now now  .. behave yerself .. just now you out of  from tomorrow and your mask slips ..  and you breathe in some nasties .. ??  trex-073 that we dont want to see ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 22, 2008, 08:05:16 PM
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/mortymoose/policedog.gif)

MOVE ALONG NOW~ NOTHING TO SEE HERE! BEHAVE! BEHAVE!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
Me got tons of bandwidth .. superfast tonight .. ha ha ...
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 08:17:56 PM
Oih! where did you get that dog - he doesn't belong to you.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 22, 2008, 08:29:27 PM
Yes he does! Thats my animated Shadow, my antivirus watchdog!

trex-073
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 08:45:11 PM
 Well I want one as well...........
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 08:59:49 PM
So much for my intent of an early night .. supped a good amount of vino having fun here .. Yawn  .. me off to bed now  fantasy-18  ...
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Post by: Rhona on July 22, 2008, 09:01:04 PM
  gnite
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Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 09:02:25 PM
Same to you Hon ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 22, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
@ Rhona
Doggie resized for you

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/policedog-small.gif)
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 06:37:44 AM
Whoo hoo - thanks Daddy G

@ Mike  image19 - check out my dog  policedog-small
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 23, 2008, 06:20:22 PM
You better get    policedog-small   out with some   BoomSmilie_anim   !


I see we currently have 12 "Guests"/Bots lurking around here!    Go get them, Flaffie!
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 07:00:21 PM
 Thanks Dalene.......

image071 .......  policedog-small
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 07:27:42 PM
Hello  .. all these dangerous weapons ?/ how about chanting  some good spells to drive off the bots  instead ?? .. nice evening  so took a walk down road and had nice calamari on the balcony of jamaica me crazy ... nice party going on around as well ...  so hows everybody ??
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 07:35:34 PM
I'm good thanks Sandy and you? Only one more alarm clock and then I'm on my holidays......whoo! hoo! can't wait - going to do a bit of 'bumming around Ireland''. Sitting down, munching on pizza; watching the world match play of darts and chatting to my buddies............Aaaaaggghhh! damn & blast - just burned the roof of my mouth........
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Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
thiought you did not eat pizza . ??? . or was my ' millionaires pizza " just too much for your taste buds ??
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 23, 2008, 07:45:26 PM
Pizza and calamari - sounds good, hope you've got a bottle of white to go with the calamari and bottle of red to go with the pizza!

Lovely and warm here this evening!

drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 07:49:21 PM
Same here ... feels good to just be able to walk outside without having ones b...s frozen off ...
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
You're pizza was way too rich for me Sandy - I'm just a regular kinda gal........

 notfair you guys are having a warm winter and we are having a chilly summer............anyone interested in doing a house swop?  sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 23, 2008, 08:02:11 PM
Shame, one of my admin girls got so hot today that she put my aircon on for a bit, I said noooo - it's so nice to feel warm for a change! I wish it was like this everyday, can't handle the cold, misty weather - makes me quite miserable!

winter image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 08:06:05 PM
For me  all the cheese they dump on regular pizza too rich for me .. drains energy and flares up sinus ..  If i go for  regular Pizza i always say easy on the cheeze and substitute with filiing instead ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 08:10:26 PM
@ Michele - lack of sunshine has a habit of making us feel miserable; amazing how we always are much cheerier when the sun is warming our backs........

@ Sandy - too much cheese drives me mad as well; I think for me it's the saturated fats but for you it might be the dairy............

where is that Doctor Bertie when we need him  policedog-small - maybe our new sniffer dog can find him!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 08:17:07 PM
Tis the  cooked cheese .. raw its still reasonably digestable .. cooked its structure changes .. and it becomes very indigestable .. i found this out when doing my cycling semi seriously .. they always  advised pasta the night before .. but if i touched lasagne which is a  cooked cheese nightmare  my legs would be like lead the next day ... so now i scrape it off and take it home for the dog ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 08:31:55 PM
mmm! does make sense Is'pose........ best stay away from the pizza and stick to the  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 08:33:39 PM
Oooooh! check out Diana  pole-small  - looking good!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 23, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
you like that ?  pole-small
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Post by: Rhona on July 23, 2008, 08:35:42 PM
Looks good Daddy G - not as good as my new dog though  policedog-small
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 23, 2008, 08:36:59 PM
I like dogs but prefer to look at the girls LOL
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Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 08:46:00 PM
I have a new time limiter .. when my laptop battery runs down then its time to log off .. or else me stuck here .. so  the warning has popped up .. in goes charger .. log off .. turn on virus scan and update .. and off to bed ..  cat1.gif  Gnight  all ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 09:35:58 AM
 pole-small  Worked hard on this routine....getting into that itty bitty G.String was a bit of a mission ...but all for a good cause ........ glad you liked it .....  Boobs
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Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 24, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
who wouldnt
cat3
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 09:43:36 AM
 Diana, you look real sexy  boob1 pole-small
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Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 24, 2008, 09:51:41 AM
@ Dianna ans Sandy
with less than a week away from my big trip, I am wondering how much warm clothes to pack. What is the weather like in Cape Town and how "hot" has it been getting.

Here it is 2 - 10 If we are luck.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 10:16:46 AM
It has been generaly chilly here, nites cold. Odd warm days...yesterday was a lovely day (short sleeve day).  I would pack warmish with a nice warm jacket and a few light tops for the warmer days.   Sandy you think??????????
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Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 24, 2008, 11:37:03 AM
 thank you for your help.

It is always quite cold here in winter.
Today cold to a comfy 13 degrees.
but at night it can even get to minus 2!! and there is almost always frost in the morning. So I am really looking forward to some milder days. Although I am really excited to beable to show my Husband, my birth country. I have now been in Australia and an Australia for longer than I lived in South Africa, but is will always be apart of me. Namibia also

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Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 04:03:00 PM
Ooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! - One more sleep then it is Berties Birthday - are we allowed have a party??? I'll.......uhm!........I'll gaurd the cake   policedog-small  - was thinking along the lines of chocolate biscuit cake with caramel through it - oh! and maybe an ice-cream cake as well......get back  image21

image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Hi Rhona

Not time for  164 yet, but dream about the birthday, you really like celebrating a lot, but if not now, when then ????

Send me a piece of cake when ready
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Post by: Michael Alexander on July 24, 2008, 04:11:25 PM
Oi! What you doing with me dog?

23_146_26
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Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 04:15:25 PM
Get out of it...........that's my dog - he's name is..........uhm.........Snaffles - yeah! that's right....Snaffles.

Here Snaffles.......come here boy! Over here...........  policedog-small good boy! See he belongs to me now! My dog!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 04:18:15 PM
@ Mike, let Rhona keep the doggie

@ Rhona: how about a dance, hope you have the dress, if not some veils are enough it will be dimmed lights

Here we go

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/BELLY.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
Yeah Mike - Listen to Daddy G........let Rhona keep the dog!!!

@ Daddy G - if I danced like that, I'd spill my beer  image11 ....anyway leprechauns prefer to jig about  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 04:25:34 PM
Ok Rhona, i must ask Diana to dance  pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
That would be the dance of the 7 veils then....... I know that one...did it a few months back for them Arabs that were in Namibia.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 24, 2008, 07:40:34 PM
I saw it with my own eyes and Diana was even better than Daddy Georg's clip!

yougogirl

Pssst Rhona, how about a slice of that cake - if you don't tell I won't - we can blame it on the bots, okay? Deal?

chocolate-51  BoomSmilie_anim  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 07:42:43 PM
Ooooh! good plan 99............Bertie wont even notice that half his cake is eaten - best make sure we don't smudge our faces with the chocolate and caramel........mmm! mmmm!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Hello there .. just got back .. took Paul out for birthday treat ,,  poor bugger hitting the 32 and looking sad about it .. told him  lifes an adventure . time is irrelevant and years are irrelevant .. wisdom gained is important .. .. went to sloppy sams again .. I had booked greek but then they phoned me at 19:00 and said they had made a mistake .. their smoking section was  booked out for a backgammon evening ..  I said " well when I booked  yu said Ok for smoking section  and if you gave me the option then I could hav made a choice .. but now you forcing choice upon me . thereby cancelled  booking.. we went to Sloppy Sams  . they dont have a smoking section .. but at least I had choice  .. so we had a smoke free evening  of choice ..  had nice lamb shank .. Tina now  chomping on the bones .. no going near her .. Grrrrr !!!  Its now second time i been there incognito .. wait till we have a O'mund get together there ..  .. ha ha ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 07:46:47 PM
What kind of cake did you have?  feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 07:58:18 PM
What cake ??  I was not there to steal half of berties Bday cake ... itd all safely ensconced in the others tums ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
  image281 You said 'Took Paul out for a birthday treat'...........well birthday means cake.... wont you share with your buddies  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 24, 2008, 08:04:31 PM
"Poor bugger hitting the 32!" Bloody cheek - I'm only 32 and they say life starts at 40!

(Diana, Boobs, I need some backing up here, boob1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 24, 2008, 08:06:24 PM
Geez the nerve of some guys......I wouldn't mind hitting 32.........  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 08:13:46 PM
Well me  52 in a months time .. still feeling good for it .. Ive always been a fearless time traveller ..  32 is a good memory .. never again able to be repeated but looked back on with  great fondness ..  we move on we get wiser .. and if we remain young at heart its all good ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 08:19:50 PM
 motorbike  screeeech  Back up arriving Michelle. image14  You've all got it wrong at 32 you still boob1 life actualy begins at 50  Boobs.
pole-small  poledancing1  pole-small   
fantasy-18 She comes along and makes you beautifull again if that doesn't work then we  drinking-37  ourselves beautiful
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 08:22:16 PM
Oh what shall i say to that ?????? For me only red wine that counts  202 23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 24, 2008, 08:22:42 PM
But I'm already beautiful!

image201

Damn - this means I've got another 18 years to go! What am I supposed to do in the meantime - hang out here in the Bot bar waiting for better times I guess!

image11 beermug20 image281 pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 08:29:38 PM
@ Michele .. you  got  it .. just  hang around  and wait .. the  50  fantasy-18 will then wave the magic wand and whoosh !!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 24, 2008, 08:31:28 PM
I guess by the time I get to 50 you're all going to be telling me that life begins at 70!

image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 08:34:07 PM
 202  something like that.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 24, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
Udo Jürgens ( Singer) claims in his song,

Mit 66 Jahren
da fängt das Leben an.........

so i am in the middle of it

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 08:37:51 PM
You got it well taped  Michele .. we'll just keep on moving the goalposts .. thats the joy of time travel ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 24, 2008, 08:45:05 PM
 3_8_14 my internet connection keeps bombing out - I guess it's trying to tell me I've been online far too long tonight!

So I'm going to say  gnite and make sure I get lots of beauty  164! That's after I've smothered myself in night cream  cl1 !

image201

3d smiles(281)

Hey, where'd this guy come from  affe-red ? Must be one of the baboons from Affenrucken!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 08:46:52 PM
Nope .. its one of my friends  keeping a friedly eye over you ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 24, 2008, 09:00:52 PM
 gnite      164    3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 24, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
Same here ..  164 .. cosy bed and dreamland ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 25, 2008, 03:40:41 PM
   chocolate-51
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 25, 2008, 06:28:34 PM
Pssst Rhona, I think there's still some of Bertie's cake left - do you want some to go with that hot chocolate?

feedme

Nothing to see here, carry on, carry on!

policedog-small  policedog-small  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 25, 2008, 06:38:49 PM
Oh good plan 99..........I'm s'posed to be minding his chocolates  chocolate-51 - wanna share? mmm! mmmm! delicious
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 25, 2008, 06:44:05 PM
 thnx - just don't give me the toffees, not fond of them! Are there any of those green Quality Street triangles, they're the best!

It's a good job there are so many bots here that we can blame for eating his cake and chocolates!

BoomSmilie_anim shooter image21 chocolate-51 BoomSmilie_anim shooter image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 25, 2008, 07:41:46 PM
  image201 Stay back you bots - the chocolates are ours...uhm!......I mean the chocolates are Berties  chocolate-51 mmm! mmm! just one more - I promise
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 25, 2008, 07:44:52 PM
  cat3 .........  policedog-small

Diana, your kitten is making Snaffles mad........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 07:50:34 PM
Hey! Woo-Hoo! Is this the bot squad?  You standing guard?  image21 Seen anything? hear anything?

Is there anything left in the bar for me?   :wow1:  No cake? no choccies?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 07:53:58 PM
Welcome to our bar Andrwewtte   pole-small  Now little Aunty Di teach you  poledancing1  drinking-41.
Excuse me you girls chocolates and Hot chocolate's in our bar!!!!!!!!!
Did I not teach you anything....... drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 25, 2008, 07:55:39 PM
Hi Andrewette - you ahve found our secret free bar............welcome; we take it in turns to keep gaurd and drink the beer.........only the other day we stole Mikes dog and renamed him from Shadow to Snaffles  policedog-small - nice isn't he?
 image11  BierSuip  image11  BierSuip .....we also have   drinking-41 and  chocolate-51 ; oooh! and Berties birthday cake  happybirthday ..........make yourself comfy and maybe we can get some-one to serve us, otherwise we just help ourselves  image203  image203  image203

@ Diana - we 'minding' the chocolate and cake for Bertie  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:02:02 PM
Nice doggie! You should teach him to stand guard when we go to sleep!

C'mon Diana, its Bertie's birthday!  There must be exceptions?  chocolate-51

I'll have something to drink before the pole dance, otherwise my hips won't swing!

Cheers  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 08:06:07 PM
Drink before you swing thats good thinking.......Rule No: 1 in my instuction book.  pole-small
Bertie's B'day .... in our bar we should be drinking to him. I think I should be a lot stricter with MY girls.. drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:14:19 PM
Sjoe maar jy's streng!  No choccies or cake  image031  RHONA!!   image031

Okay then, back to drinking   BierSuip  Let's try... poledancing1

Nope hips won't swing yet...

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
@ Andrewette

Try this on for a starter (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/anim1439.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 08:18:19 PM
Thats a Rhodes Girl of course
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:21:10 PM
No......sorry.......didn't work.

Must be the REDDDD!   image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 08:22:49 PM
Well then you must join winners, you become red automatically  :tifo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 08:24:29 PM
Excuse me Daddy G STOP flaunting my picture.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:27:30 PM
Tell him Diana.  I'm about to stop trying...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 08:29:08 PM
Now what ????? Do you want more colours ????  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:32:33 PM
no, no...... keep calm.....sit down...take a deep breath...

Just GREEN !!! G-R-E-E-N
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 08:34:53 PM
I am out of breath with all you nice females around

Let me play the Banjo to calm down  banjo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 25, 2008, 08:36:34 PM
What are you singing? ---" those green hills of...."
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 25, 2008, 08:38:07 PM
Hmmm, nice!  Soooo are you green-team now? Huh, Huh?

Diana, hips won't swing yet... poledancing1

I'll pop in tomorrow for lesson 2 ... be prepared.  (Do I need to drink more?)  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 08:41:14 PM
Is your feets tired.   Don't worry Granny Di will learn you.  pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 25, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
If you guys are gonna be swinging those hips around in here, make sure you are wearing a green tutu and for heavens sake, don't spill, the last time was a bitch to clean this floor after you girls let rip.....

drinking-37

image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 08:49:15 PM
Hey Michael I is a PRO..... pole-small geez I do like this new smiley thingy.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 25, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Ja, but unfortunately it is not a true reflection of you, as your hips are a lot wider and your dance pole is a lot thicker.... heavy duty steel.....

image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 25, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
AH HA ........lets not split hairs here..... 3d smiles(281) 
gnite   164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 25, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
I ain't ashamed of mysh hipsh!...... Wheresh the beer gone to?   image18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 25, 2008, 09:11:01 PM
There was a soldier a scotish soldier he went so far away.....

Those where those green green scotish highland hills..............

Now is that green enough for you ??????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 25, 2008, 09:13:41 PM
 :emot112_2:  Hahaha... I was wondering how long that was gonna take you.... Well done....

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 25, 2008, 09:39:21 PM
Me just   finished a dinner at home  with my hairdresser .. social thing .. he comes for dinner and then cuts my hair ( for the average fee of course ) .. but it all works out so well .. no rushing out of work or after work   all in the comfort of ones home ..  got a bit worried .. normally hair cut before dinner and drinks .. this time the other way around ..  thought i was going to have a  swink mullet .. but hes a trooper .. no amount of wine or ( now wheres the weed smiley ?)  seems to afect his abilities ...  me doing a country trip tomorrow with organ guild .. malmesbury  mamre  etc .. lunch .. looking at  and listening to fine instruments  . lunch relax etc ..   nightcap and off to bed    drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 07:50:33 AM
Love the new hair cut Sandy - looking good...............

Oih! Mike wake up  164 who left you sleeping in here and the mess you have left; you better get into your best french maids outfit and start cleaning - cause us ladies aren't tidying up after you.........  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 26, 2008, 08:20:12 AM
I'll Have you know that I am up early today, bright and bushy...and at work..... And in an awesome mood..... full of awesomeness......

23_11_61
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 08:23:32 AM
Awesomeness........what are you talking about you  affe-red - I'm an intelligent leprechaun here and I've never heard such a word as awesomeness..........are you sure you're not in a stunning mood and are full of stunningness?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 26, 2008, 08:24:30 AM
I am stunningly awesome and feeling in a fantaboulous mood!

grab
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 26, 2008, 08:25:13 AM
Yep, this place is a real mess, wonder what happend in here last night? :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 08:27:02 AM
@ Mike  What's after happening to you - maybe you skipped on the oats for breakfast and had omelletes instead???  image201

@ Andrewette  good thing we don't keep surveilance cameras otherwise we'd be in trouble  policedog-small  

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 26, 2008, 08:30:23 AM
Sorry can't remember a thing!   idontknow  Just a nasty headache this morning...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 08:36:15 AM
Not to worry on the headache - we ahve a cure for that as well............you just sit down and make yourself comfy  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 26, 2008, 08:44:45 AM
Watchit Andrewette, that sleeky Leprechaun will have you pissed by 12...then the rest of the day she will have you buying drinks for her....   drinking-41   image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 08:47:07 AM
SSSSHHHHH! Just cause you were dumb enough to get caught..........  image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 26, 2008, 04:28:24 PM
Got caught he did - and now he is suffering for it - hiding under a blanket in front of the tv he is!

Can't keep the pace I guess!

Hey, it's Saturday night - anyone for a  drinking-41 or  pole-small - seeing as there are no  chocolate-51 left!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 06:25:48 PM
  BierSuip sounds good to me.....I can't even say push over on the sofa cause Mike is on it....not only that, but he has our blanket as well.
  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 26, 2008, 06:30:47 PM
One  beermug20 on its way! Don't worry - I know where there are a couple more blankets!

How was your trip to Malmesbury? It sounds as if there is another coldfront on its way to Cape Town, a bit chilly here but at least the sun was shining today.

winter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 26, 2008, 06:38:10 PM
 Are you asking me about my trip to Malmesbury??? Cause I decided to go to Waterford instead........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 06:39:26 PM
Me  here .. just finshed a light supper ( still full from  luverly lunch )  My drive out into the country  was  totally enjoyable .. a total of sixteen of us on this jaunt .. first stop Malmesbury  and then a  hop  over to Riebeck Kasteel  ( very arty farty quaint town with rocketing property prices ) had luch there at a place called Bar Bar Black Sheep .. all kinds of nice dishes including marrow bones with toast as starter ... I had snoek fishcakes with masala mashed taters and lightly curried  baby onion ... bought some wines  and a botle of red Jerepigo .. savoouring some of it  now .. then we shot across to Mamre to see the organ at the Moravian mission ... it was so peaceful there ,, dont know  what it is about these moravian enclaves .. the same experience I had at Elim  Moravian village  .. this all pervading sense of peace ..   countryside all nice and green from the rains ... then the relaxed drive home ( at good  whack of speed  of course what are open roads for after all ?? ) my blue jewel cruising along  just supping fuel  . nice music playing ..  Cuddly Charlie my one passenger head back and lightly snoring .. ...  got home had  a light nap .. then popped into factory to see all going Ok and now locked meself in for the night ..  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 26, 2008, 07:09:13 PM
I am just  winter to-day,the coldest I've been this winter.  Let me drink myself warm  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 07:11:42 PM
Some jerepigo Diana ?/ its sweet warm as it glides down the throat . and its the tummy  .. and very comforting .. why you cold ? .. we had worse days ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 07:20:42 PM
Damnit this jerepigos so nice .. I'm going to have to lock it away or else i wake up feeling like  image061 in the morning ..  Diana   wrestle the bottle from me .. finish it if you want ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 26, 2008, 07:26:27 PM
 idontknow  I'm freezing......will have to dance  pole-small in my long johns,rugby socks and thick fuffy gown to-nite.
Hey Sandy pass that jerepi...stuff this way.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 07:33:00 PM
Jerrygetpissedstuff ..
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Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
Going through the teenager of  our time again before posting the pic .. yes we were an attractive lot werent we  ?/    the glow of youth may have disapeared with time .. but i can guarantee the jerrygetpissedstuff will restore that glow at least for the night .. just dont look at the devastation in the mirror in the morning .. that wont be good ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 26, 2008, 08:28:32 PM
Whot ?? !! everybody afraid of the jere stuff .. all fled  and left me alone ?? its not jeckyl and hyde potion  I promise ..  .. me still enjoying it .. quickdop  .. tomorrows another day ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 08:30:58 PM
Andrewette i still here, she is still getting used beeing a fake Rhodes  :tifo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 26, 2008, 08:40:16 PM
I'm not taking to you anymore, georg  madashell image14   unless....

I have my own bottle, not sharing.... 
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 08:42:11 PM
Agg Andrewette, dont be upset  love(1) and now you look red  giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 08:43:54 PM
Just for Andrewette

drinking-37 drinking-41 :auguri1: image11 and a >>>>> giverose

Cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 26, 2008, 08:47:05 PM
I look bad in red, don't you agree? 

Which do you prefer?  Red  madashell image14  or green  image281  image11  image203

Be honest now...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 08:55:15 PM
The green has less views then the red

>>>> http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?topic=1554.msg42747#msg42747

I say you look sweet in both colours

Now we wait for a profile picture and i will tell you what i prefer today

If you dont know how to edit or post, send a pic to me, i fix that for you  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 26, 2008, 09:03:18 PM
I'll try to figure it out tomorrow...  I'm a bit slow with this computer stuff.

I've posted a family pic just now.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 09:07:26 PM
I post a pic for you now, if you want to replace it, no problem
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 26, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Your avatar is in

I know some faces on your family picture >>>>> http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?topic=1971.msg42976#msg42976

and i say i like your hair, that goes nice with Rhodes you must admit !!!!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 26, 2008, 10:34:00 PM
Look Sharp everybody serious bussiness to-nite.......Bot training   BoomSmilie_anim  shooter.
It has come to my attention that........HEY where's everybody ducked too, Rhona I see you there, get right back here NOW!!!!  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:31:09 AM
The glow of the jere has worn off  . harsh reality .. a cold rainy day ..I bet Diana's now wrapped  up in two blankies ..  the dance of the seven blankies ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 07:44:49 AM
Or she's trashed out of her Skull and dragging her weakened pole dancing body off to Mass!

laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 08:02:48 AM
Mass ?? church .. or body ?? hey its pouring with rain again , feels like somebody left the fridge door open ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 08:06:38 AM
There ain't a cloud in the skies up here, the sunlight is splashing through the leafless oak tree behind me..... Just gotta make it through 3 and a half hours of work.... then that smoke's going up.......

image071  affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 08:19:48 AM
Smoke? Are you going torching the house???

Foe me to-day, I think I might go see how my new house is coming along.........looks and feels like a scorcher out there...........mmmm! but first breakfast
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
I hope breakfast is oats.... Otherwise you might upset Mike S
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Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 09:27:37 AM
Oats - Schmoats........blaaaauuu!!! is all I can say to that - I think I was over fed them as a little one; hot oats with cold milk and brown sugar - I wouldn't mind but my mom wouldn't touch the stuff - but I had to have a bowl before leaving the house.........surely there has to be something nicer but equally healthy that can be substituted.

Do you eat oats?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
Only if Michele tells me too........  image061
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 09:30:03 AM
Be honest now - are you a breakfast man and if so what do you have?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 09:39:20 AM
I used to feed the oats to my horse, myself not fond of it, only if absolutly needed for stomach problems.

But i should eat more of it, ideal to reduce diabetes

I am a breakast man..... On sundays extended, in the week more moderate

Eggs, Bacon, fried Tomato, cold meats, cheese, fish, and finally crispy Brötchen with Jam

Unfortunatly the orange juice is banned ( Diabetes)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 27, 2008, 09:59:59 AM
Quote from: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:31:09 AM
The glow of the jere has worn off  . harsh reality .. a cold rainy day ..I bet Diana's now wrapped  up in two blankies ..  the dance of the seven blankies ??

Cold? How Cold. not a whole eight degrees! Now that is cold.
Certainaly would like some of thet Jer Stuff to warm me up. Never mind only three more sleeps and I will be in CapeTown.  grab image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 10:37:28 AM
Quote from: georgswa (Georg Ruf) on July 26, 2008, 09:07:26 PM
I post a pic for you now, if you want to replace it, no problem
Thanx Georg!  Looks nice, maybe I'll replace it later...   sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 10:39:02 AM
I'm a meusli kinda guy... I used to be big into SUnday brekkie with, the bacon, wors and eggs... but that stopped a year ago.... but i do haVE IT once in a blue moon.......

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 01:11:54 PM
Hey there's no one here!  Where's the blonde bot squad who is suppose to stand guard?

The bots are taking over!   image21   BoomSmilie_anim

Guess who saved the day   cat3 cat3 cat3  Better put Snaffles out before I leave...  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 27, 2008, 03:08:22 PM
We won't tell anybody BUT I only crept out of my bed at midday. Read my book and listened to the rain.
Now that I'm well rested and you've all had your breakfast. Lets give Snaffles  policedog-small  a steak and pour us a glass of  drinking-41 Andrewette. That Blond Bot Squad  idontknow I thought I taught them well but alas........you know good help is hard to find now days.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 03:12:08 PM
Hi Girls

Dont despair, Georg is near.

I watch them buggers, most of them are eliminated by now........no access.

We can have a peaceful Bot Party  banjo  ......  i came from alabama with a  banjo on my knee....... La la la
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 03:22:13 PM
Woo-Hoooooo!   drinking-41   cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 03:35:11 PM
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Keep on posting to reach last month figures
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 27, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
I aint Blonde!

image201 BoomSmilie_anim  shooter  image21

But you taught me well  Boobs  pole-small

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 03:42:37 PM
With me online I'm sure we will reach the target. BUT I want another star!! WHY do I only haf one star en Diana got 5 stars!  Give me another star pleazz mr Administrator  pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 03:48:42 PM
@ Andrewette 

You are a star what else do you need

Now, the stars you see come automatic by the board, the more posts, the more stars,

so keep on posting LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 27, 2008, 03:50:26 PM
:emot112_2: Andrewette - for a newcomer you're doing really well - I'll have a good word with the two administrators who are sat here drinking  beermug20 and see what they can do about your stars! (Just don't be upset when they turn red though okay!)

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 03:51:27 PM
@ Michelle Didn't Diana teach you to drink as well?  She must be slipping...  Let me help, here  drinking-41

@ Georg You're an administrator for heaven's sake!   :wow1:  I'm sure you can pull a string or two..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 03:53:18 PM
Yay!!  grab  I've got my 2nd star!!  Was it you Georg?   :emot112_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
@ Andrewette

No influence on stars by admin .....sorry

But look you have already reached 2 of them
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 04:05:08 PM
Ah thanx for nothing Georg.  By the way, how do I look in my new GREEN profile pic?  You still prefer RED?  image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 04:15:55 PM
I prefer warm colours, but you look pretty

Now a substitute for 5 Stars, just for you

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/andrewetteflower.jpg) giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 04:24:27 PM
Hows that (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/andrewette-a.png)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 27, 2008, 04:40:48 PM
mmmmmmm red better.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 04:44:59 PM
I love the 5 stars!  And then you blew it again with the red pic  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 27, 2008, 04:48:28 PM
Of course,  Boobs (Diana) taught me everything I know!

From  image21 (fighting bots) to  pole-small to  BierSuip and 36_1_72 and  :auguri1:

dawoman  yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 04:55:25 PM
 202  She's the girl!!  I still got a lot to learn.  Can't figure out the pole dance yet...  poledancing1 get stuck every time!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 27, 2008, 04:59:02 PM
Are you sure you had enough  drinking-41 before you tried? You also need to make sure the pole is well oiled!

Maybe  Boobs could give you a few more tips!

discodance
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:10:23 PM
Andrewette .. pole dancing .. Diana's  the undisputed expert .. but be aware shes a hard taskmistress  and will make  you  do  down down of   vicious shooters if you make mistakes  ..  many a pupil has  fled ..
I posted earlier on in site  a future prediction of our Diana ..   In Blue enjoy ..

Aah! Passing on the  ancient  skill  of  poledancing then ?/

A BIT OF  TIME  TRAVEL .. WHOOOSH !!

INTO  THE  FUTURE .. YEAR 2015 ...

You in a  few  years will be  like the  Dame Margot Fonteyn , or our own Phyllis Spira .. retired  .. hanging on to a walking  stick , (  thats from  breakiing the  ankles falling off the  bar )  hair  pulled  into a  stern bolla ..   and  I  can  see  you in  Diana's  Pole Dancing  Academy (  kind of like a scene  from the  movie " fame ?? )  screeching at your  pupils  .. banging the  stick on the  ground .. " no  thats not how  you  do it !! "  getting  totally miffed .. " do it over !! "  then  watching and  taking a  swig of  wine  and  puffing  on  your  Sobranie ...  Oh  how i just love these  video  clips that form in my  mind ..  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 07:18:44 PM
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Now where is Snaffles? Here Snaffles; come here boy.......damn & blast! I hope Mike hasn't stolen Snaffles back and renamed hin Shadow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
Heelp !! I'm seeing  green  lots of green  whats happened to my  peepers ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 07:22:20 PM
Everone knows Leprechauns come out and play on Sunday nights -  image11  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:23:58 PM
Ok  that explains it all ..  a warm welcome  you  bunch of mischiefmakers .. drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 07:24:51 PM
  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
And  now ?? I see a yellow wimmin with a sword ?   better check my drink something could be wrong ..  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 07:35:52 PM
Ah the blonde bot guard is back!  We've missed u!  grab

Sandy I think I'll stick to drinking if there's anything left, seems like the 2 of you are enjoying yourselves  laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 07:52:16 PM
Rhona has run off with her sword .. obviously gone elsewhere to terrorise .. Andrewette .. better got some pole dance practice in before Diana arrives ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 07:59:09 PM
... and as per normal Mike A had way too much beer on a Sunday.... Mike S went home to watch Spiderman 3, My Neighbour , Chris just left and Arthur went home... I t could have been really rough........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
Hey I'm a bit scared now... banging stick, screeching at pupils...this pole dancing stuff is about to become a nightmare!   :wow1: What about you?  Aren't you the famous male pole dancer of the bot bar? :emot112_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 08:01:54 PM
Me or Sandy Aunty?

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
Well, Mike you had enough beer and Sandy has been here for hours - drinking.  So both of you can give it a go!

Hey Mike, what's your favourite beer?  An open one?  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 08:07:31 PM
No Andrewette  I was barman .. they made me wear fake tan and a codpiece..  nothing else ..  Its winter so I ran  away  as it was too cold ..  Diana would liked to have made me the male pole dancer but  i would have nothing to do with it ..   image201

Oh yes and by the way there is a pic of Mike on the site somewhere shirtless and bending a pole ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 08:08:22 PM
... and what a pole it was.... ek is nou gatvol van biersuip........ need sugar..... need sugar.....   chocolate-51
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 08:11:58 PM
You know choccies and cake are forbidden in the bot bar!  Try something else  drinking-41

Sandy had some jerry-stuff in here yesterday, maybe there's still left overs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 27, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
Quote from: Andrewette (Theron) on July 27, 2008, 04:44:59 PM
I love the 5 stars!  And then you blew it again with the red pic 

Girls are hard to satisfy   yellocard
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 27, 2008, 08:17:04 PM
Thasch Jerrsch stuff willsch makesh me mor epishhhed!

23_11_61
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 27, 2008, 09:13:13 PM
Andrewette  .. this is what they had in mind .. apart from serving drinks .. I would have to dance ..  I would have been exhausted .. what about my day job ?/ it pays pretty well ..  it is after  all a free bar .. so they would have wanted everything for free ... ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 11:00:29 PM
  :wow1: Looking good Sandy....

@ Andrewette - almost time for your weapons training; choose your weapon -  shooter  image21  BoomSmilie_anim

  BierSuip  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 27, 2008, 11:23:40 PM
Dawn Patrol...............  motorbike ......  shooter

Come on Snaffles;  policedog-small  you know the routine....around the board we go, keeping an eye on things while those lazy administators  164 ;  164 ;  164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 28, 2008, 09:33:17 AM
 image071 image071 image071 image071 image071
One more day One more Day and I am on an plane!!!!!!!1
grab grab grab
Yippieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 09:39:41 AM
You  flying  to  where ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 28, 2008, 11:37:52 AM
Tamara is heading to Cape Town - that's why she's been asking you & Diana about the weather............if anyone is intersted it is rain; rain; rain from where I am sitting - anyone looking out at sunshine fancy a house swop for the next couple of weeks?
  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: pam spackman on July 28, 2008, 12:38:41 PM
It's been29-30 degrees here all week in the S.E of U.k.!!!

Hot, but not as hot as our friend in Dubai!


grab
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 06:53:52 PM
Roll in Girls .. I have decided to give you a free  show tonight ..  have found that apart from my reasonably well paying day job  I can make bags of money  doing my craft  at  dives .. they throw the money ..  Now try this one for a move Diana !! ?? 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 28, 2008, 07:10:47 PM
 laughpoint  woo-hoo Sandy!!   bravo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
I see the rest are not here .. so in the words of Tina Turner .. " I'll be  your  private dancer , dance for your money .. anything you want me to do " 
They dont know what they missing ..  shows over in a few minutes  freebies dont go on forever ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 28, 2008, 07:24:25 PM
Wait for me, wait for me! Had to bandage up a sprained wrist but I'm here now, just let me get comfy and then you can start Sandy!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 07:40:02 PM
Sprained wrist what you  been doing .. ??    image061 ..  shows almost over ..  ahve a drink  .. gees this is exhausting .. see what i mean .. serving  drinks and then running back to the pole ..  day  job and  the dives for me ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 28, 2008, 07:42:26 PM
 allgood I never said it was my wrist that was sprained - it's Camerons, she fell yesterday whilst rollerblading!

Now come on, step to it - where's my drink??????

abouttime
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 28, 2008, 07:44:50 PM
We're waiting Sandy!  Where's the entertainment!   idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 28, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
Why are we waiting, it's very irritating, why are we waiting, it's very irritating.

Maybe he's hoping for a bigger crowd?

idontknow

pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 28, 2008, 07:47:36 PM
A crowd for Sandy...  daman daman daman daman daman daman daman daman daman daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 28, 2008, 07:51:09 PM
Just listen to the applause

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 07:56:00 PM
Done .. back to pole ..  on freebie time limit here ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 28, 2008, 08:08:57 PM
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Wait for me! Am I too late to watch Sandy shakin' his  arse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 08:21:57 PM
Ok one more time ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 28, 2008, 08:28:32 PM
Whoo Hoo Sandy - and it's only Monday......can't wait to see what Tuesday has to offer  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 08:36:35 PM
Thats it over for night .. the day job calls ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 28, 2008, 08:45:02 PM
 bravo  Sandy........what have I been missing here......exciting my girls have you shaking your  arse.
AND doing private dances...hope you checked their I.D.'s.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2008, 08:52:31 PM
 Diana ... Last move ...  new outfit and new short  red hair .. suits me hey ??  Ha ha ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 28, 2008, 09:30:40 PM
We've realy got to work out a routine together...... daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Tamara Hogan on July 29, 2008, 06:08:32 AM
 pole-small
looks like I missed the fun. Though it also looks like CapeTown has some talent, might have to get a baby sitter one night!!! for bub and Hubby.  cheerup
night everyone have a great month- not sure I will have too much time to be online. a few  BierSuip image18 beermug20 BierSuip image11 image18 beermug20
Oops not too much they wont let me fly.
pole-small women(1) banjo cat3 boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 07:18:50 PM
Not many people in the bar tonight .. dont know what they missing ..  pics  of me and Diana  doing a pole dance duo in our younger days .. .. No joking  its a russian couple pulled it off youtube .. my gawd they are agile .. Diana we would have to give up the booze and giggies and go to boot camp for a month or two to even come close to these two .. but yes lets imagine it was us in our  golden youth ...  ENJOY !!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 07:20:30 PM
By the way notice the change in Bot bar decor for   our special moment never to be repeated again ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 29, 2008, 07:31:32 PM
Now those moves can lead to serious pulling of the jaw muscles   -  mine, for my mouth just dropped open way beyond to my toes!   

Holy comoly  -  and that guy (so it seems)  is not looking where his next hand grip should be on the pole..........

banjo     party0031       drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 07:34:44 PM
Typical gymnast .. pure instinct .. but stunning to watch ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:16:34 PM
Not my CUp o' tea.....   image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:17:33 PM
Your pint of lager ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:18:22 PM
Who said anything about tea........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:18:32 PM
Now you getting it!   202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:19:57 PM
Mikes drinking TEA ??  call int the men with the white coats and butterfly nets .. maybe they can catch  him and put him away safely away ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:21:29 PM
Have you a temperature Mikey? No tea in this bar - don't make me set Sanffles on you  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:21:49 PM
Mikes condition must be bad.......Tea ?????? dont believe it LOL affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:23:48 PM
Funny enough, Mike is not a tea or Coffee drinker....... Water and beer... thats me......  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:25:47 PM
I too wouldn't touch tea or coffee..........so guys if anyone is visiting me make sure to pack a tea bag........oh and Mike would that be regular water or water diluted with a drop of whiskey  laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:29:49 PM
WHAT? Next thing you will be telling me to bring my own  poitin in a teabag......  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
Potcheen in a tea bag  crafty bugger ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:33:41 PM
  :nono1: The poitin will be provided along with the Whiskey; Brandy and Baileys - not to mention the beers and the Mickey Finns.........just bring yourself and your ladies; I'll look after the rest
 image11  image203  image11  image203  image11  image203

Aaah! Sandy the poitin is in the bottle labelled 'Holy Water'
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:35:28 PM
Hope enough drinks in the Bar

Look who is here georgswa (Georg Ruf), Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee), Michael Alexander, Diana Rudd (Boehme) and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

All the pi.....cats assembled
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Bless you my child ...  good thinking ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
And the Bar man at last too

SandyB
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:37:08 PM
This pisscat don't drink in the week.... only saturday and Sunday..... but there's never anyone in the botbar on the weekends....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:37:57 PM
Georg !!   drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 29, 2008, 08:38:26 PM
  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:39:06 PM
No No Mike, thats what you think, but you  were so much under the influence and dit not notice us 164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:39:45 PM
Sandy

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:42:18 PM
DOn't laugh..... But I am seriously gonna try and have a sober weekend ... really! Honestly!...... ~  yellocard  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 29, 2008, 08:43:11 PM
Ay yay yay  -  never during the week.........   (will someone please post us a Pinoccio smiley)...........  HONESTLY! says he...


I gotta get that kinda tea bags you talking about   -----  me only drink tea, beer & water.   Some diversity would be interesting!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:43:44 PM
 SandyB,  drinking-41



Michael Alexander,  image14




Dalene Steenkamp  Take your meds  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:44:44 PM
Aunty, that might work with you, kind alike having Witblitz/mampoer in a teabag...... so no need to gooi a tot of Brandy into your drink.... it's already there.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:45:13 PM
Rhona keeps on sneaking out  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
More than likely to make TEA!   msn emoticon (9)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:47:09 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
More than likely to make TEA!   msn emoticon (9)
You deserve that (!!!!!!!!!! image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 29, 2008, 08:50:35 PM
Me good boy of to >>>>>>   164  Now !

Gnight
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:50:50 PM
Ok we all assembled ..  raise a glass  drinking-41  .. no pole dancing tonite  relax ...  the only entertainment is the bar  cat3  doing a litle number ..  and then a  nightcap and    164 .. Johan my righthand  man at work ,, his op went well he's now minus a kidney and looking like he sliced in half ..  at home now and 3-4 weeks recuperation ..so its still me up eallier than  my usual .. threw 3 shitfits at work today .. people just not doing and keeping me up to speed  with everything thats  going on ...    drinking-41 nightcap ...  gotta hit the runway with all wheels spinning .. no skidding ...  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:52:40 PM
What happened to the kidney, the bad one?

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 29, 2008, 08:53:43 PM
Why?  Do you wanna make steak & kidney pie?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:55:32 PM
Definitely not in a spar steak and kidney pie ..  .. It had a cancerous growth in it  thankfully one of those cancers that is localised  and organ specific and does not metastise throughout the body .. thats the end of the road ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:55:58 PM
I was;n KIDding, was it a bad kidney...... drink related?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:56:50 PM
So this brings in the ethical question of , if you had two healthy kidneys, would you give up one to save a life?

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 08:57:35 PM
Dalene .. yu had second guessed me ..  by the time i was ready to post you were there .. blitsvinning ..  now dont keep me awake with  this banter .. and you .. DALENE OFF TO BED ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 29, 2008, 08:58:39 PM
 gnite   -  Gonna take my   drinking-37   now  &  then     164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:58:49 PM
But, But.... I was just getting into the swing of things in here... now that Michele has gone to bed early for a change.....

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 29, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
BUT you don't swing Michael   pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 09:01:08 PM
 :nono1:  I've been known to stumble..... even crawl sometimes, but no swinging.....  :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 29, 2008, 09:04:45 PM
Nope  ... no abuse of any kind  ..  genetic curveball ... history in family ...  would i donate a kidney if it was a loved one and i was a match ?? yes .. especially with the new technique they just devised ..  extract through an incision in the navel .. recovery time .. reduced by 50 % .. amazing how medical technology goes ..  remember  appendix ops years ago ?? huge scar and pain  .. two weeks recovery .. nowadays .. 3 small holes and on yur feet ina day or two ...  now its finally goodnght and no dreaming of steak and kidney pies  Ok ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
Ja...Ok Sandy... G'nite Broer.... we can continue the Kidney story at the reunion...... 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 08:46:48 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on July 29, 2008, 08:56:50 PM
So this brings in the ethical question of , if you had two healthy kidneys, would you give up one to save a life?



My 2 cent worth......

Yes; I'd give up a good organ to save a life.......that's why we were made with spare parts - if one fails we can still function and if some-one needs one then we can give up the spare......even if we don't have a spare we can give up a slice and it will grow and function normally.

For me, I carry an organ donor card and have done so for as long as I can remember - I also wanted to donate my body to scientific research but was asked not to.........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 30, 2008, 09:17:18 AM
I always thought leprechauns had three kidneys, four livers and one BIG heart!

idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 09:19:08 AM
Ssssshhh! Don't be giving away our secrets - I'm trying to fit in around here.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 30, 2008, 04:20:20 PM
Rhona, I found the perfect leprechauns picture for you.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 04:27:14 PM
 kobold We would call him Götz von Berlichingen LOL

He says you can kiss my A.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
  image201 He is brilliant - where did you find him
  kobold Pog mo thon!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 07:44:23 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen the drinks are on the Administrators tonight...........I see we are being left to our own devices while they sit upstairs in the posh bar.........And so let's get this party started  image11  image203  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 30, 2008, 07:47:11 PM
Should get Sandy here for another show?

cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 30, 2008, 07:50:29 PM
This bar is so much cooler than their posh bar - they don't get the free shows like we do here!

Do you think Sandy has recovered from the other night?

pole-small
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Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 07:55:11 PM
Back again  and in full swing ( excuse the pun )
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on July 30, 2008, 07:57:31 PM
 grab go Sandy, go Sandy!

bravo 3d smiles(281) :emot112_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 30, 2008, 08:02:49 PM
 bravo   daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 08:03:00 PM
Sorry  no new  pics .. amybe you should send Mike around on a  pub crawl with his camera ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 08:10:46 PM
Whoo Hoo Sandy - I love those moves  BierSuip - anyone for a beer or three  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
Just letting you know, i was here found nobody......

Where are you hiding ??? 23_146_26 kobold
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 08:30:29 PM
Hiya Daddy G - I was counting my pot of gold  image281

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 08:32:39 PM
Wheres pub crawling Mike with the camera .. we need more pics  while the show is going ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
Hi Rhona

Pot of gold ????

I have my song for you in that matter, hope you can watch and listen

http://www.livevideo.com/video/22A5E15DE12F4ABAAA8BC143E1B85FC2/the-end.aspx?lastvcid=337535
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 30, 2008, 08:42:09 PM
Daddy G - all leprechauns have a pot of gold; which is secretly hidden..........most people assume it is hidden at the end of the rainbow - but that is only a myth  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:44:43 PM
Dit you see where my pot of gold is hidden ????, guess where that is ???? at the end of the rainbow ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 08:45:23 PM
Georg ...   another nice song ..  busy bar ..  male pole dancer and a song with the same beat as Amanda Lear ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:46:23 PM
Sorry Sandy, i have no song from Him/Her
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:48:17 PM
Here He/she is good looking as ever

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/168732/Amanda_Lear_China_Town
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 08:50:40 PM
Just the beat .. another similar .. Grace Jones .. just how it comes to me ..

will watch now ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 08:51:57 PM
Here she/he is
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 08:53:03 PM
She used to do a very slow rendition of  ' la vie en rous"
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 09:03:15 PM
 women(1)    drinking-41   Vamp

Which outfit suits Diana best ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 09:07:47 PM
The slinky black number .. then she can sing in a husky tone just like Amanda .. hows that ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 30, 2008, 09:08:50 PM
Yeaaaaaaa lets see what Diana is saying LOL

Me Off to >>>>  164  night
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on July 30, 2008, 09:13:18 PM
nitey nite ..  164 me too ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 07:37:09 AM
 goodmorning on this lovely wet Cape Town morning. Just doing a Bot Check  BoomSmilie_anim  then off to take my mom to the specialist. So no drinking for me now.
Daddy G I like me in this one  Vamp  makes me look slimmer and yes with all the smoking I can do a Husky voice.
One of my many talents   pole-small  Boobs  drinking-41  discodance  and Omlettes.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 05:52:09 PM
  image11  image11  image11 
............  motorbike ........... shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 06:07:25 PM
Hi me here too - again!  There was something wrong with my computer yesterday evening  3_8_14  Tried to kick it as well, maybe it was a bot or something!

Sooo,  BierSuip

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 06:20:14 PM
  image201 Andrewette -remember the days before you discovered this site.....if the pc was giving jip - so be it, but now......all hell breaks lose if we're unable to log on  3_8_14
Personally I blame Mike A for this addiction..........  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 06:28:47 PM
I was logged on, posting, everything was fine - then I tried to go to "recent posts", nothing, back to bot bar, nothing, refresh, nothing   idontknow   3_8_14 slam, kick, nothing, so I just hit the X and went to bed!   164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 31, 2008, 06:33:03 PM
Thats not us.... thats all you daft woman spilling your booze between your keyboards...... sticky keys... Uuugh!

:ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 06:39:26 PM
Hey we KNOW how to drink and type at the same time!  Women can multitask, men can not.  No sticky keys here!

And no lollipops allowed in bot bar  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 06:43:30 PM
Geez Andrewette - if it isn't the man in the 'skirt' eating pops and giving out advise........go get us a couple of beers Mr. A.............there's a good boy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 31, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
Firstly .... its an alcopop not a lollipop..... second of all.... my PC works..... and it's a kilt.... not a skirt... Bah! Woman!

Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 06:53:17 PM
Mike ha analysed the problem correctly

Just dont spill on the Keyboard and stop blaming the others

Now get dressed for the party >>>>> That  Vamp   
or that >>>> women(1) 
or do you want to disguise as >>>>> affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 06:55:55 PM
It's a skirt - just cause you rip up the length of it and pin it together with a safety pin doesn't make it a kilt
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 06:58:11 PM
Ah! Another servant! Keep bringing those beers! image11

@ Daddy G - you really like those red girls, dont u!  Just wondering what the original colour was!

@ Mike - a skirt is a skirt is a skirt   laughpoint
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 31, 2008, 07:02:17 PM
Yes, but it is very manly and is held together by a lot more than a safety pin..... all the rage in Paris last spring......

women(1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 07:03:02 PM
Whoo Hoo Andrewette - you tell him; although I did see him in that skirt and he has great legs to carry it off!!!

Daddy G just loves Rhodes

 image203  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 07:12:14 PM
Yes i like all red things, specially red coloured hair on girls, its been my favorite since youth

Rhodes of course is my team , sorry, you stick to the green thats fine

Now do you claim i laid hands on that Lady to change it to red ????? LOL  love(1) women(1) :tifo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
Daddy G - is that the fiery irish cailin - red hair you like or a good bottle of pillar box red!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 07:19:24 PM
Mike you have a pic of you in that skirt?  Please! grab

And... what do you mean by "a lot more than a safty pin"?  2 safety pins?

Daddy G, you can change anything from red to green, from green to red!  Sooooo is it just co-insidence that she's red?! idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 07:23:22 PM
Just for the record,

My first great love was a red head,,,,,,,,Upps now i am telling
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 07:53:33 PM
 Vamp   Well Hellooooo ALL 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 07:59:04 PM
OK then I'll just sit here and drink by myself then ...... drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 07:59:55 PM
Oh no you wont - share the good stuff  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
Ah ,,,,, we are almost complete now  we have the  women(1)  and the  Vamp

Who is missing ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:04:59 PM
Me thinks Andrewette conked out with all tha booze here
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
Watch it Daddy G  yesno  I thought I was your chick.   Did I hear a  image203 call????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:08:37 PM
 Boobs  women(1)  Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:08:52 PM
@ Diana : Of course you are, but all those beauties distract me, get confused sometimes  love(1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 08:09:20 PM
 image201  I keep logging in and out, dont like that clock thingy ticking, like a biological clock!  Makes me nervous..

Can you remove it for me and while we're at it, I want another star...

Where's the entertainment!  Who's up first for pole dancing?  Daddy G?   daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 08:10:02 PM
Me thinks the  pole-small has tired her out
 BierSuip

 image203  image203  image203 you sure did Diana

Welcome to the bar Mike S - can I buy you a  beermug20
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:12:39 PM
 Andrewette

Try to reboot you PC,

if that does not help run the programm chkdsk,

if still no good reset your system to day when things dit run ok

Good Luck

Need help for that ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 08:18:03 PM
  trex-073
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 08:18:52 PM
Andrewette, I think you'll get your third star when you reach 100 posts - only a few more to go......keep typing  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
 image201 No, I mean the clock thingy that says "Total time logged in" so every time I have to go and do something I log out..

Nothing wrong with my computer its fixed  3_8_14   reboot?  I gave it myboot, all my systems is fine, I can run ok too!!!  image201

No help needed thanx

100?  Geez this is hard work!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on July 31, 2008, 08:24:24 PM
Hey some new faces!  Nice pics Diana & Daddy G!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
I think the clock on the top of our pages is to register our addiction - at the moment mine says 16days 7hours and 56 minutes..... that's a lot of jigging and drinking  image203  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on July 31, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
 gnite  Daddy G I'm watching you remember I'm also a Scorpio... 202.    drinking-41   3d smiles(281)

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:29:18 PM
Hope you can watch that poledance
http://de.mobango.com/media_details/pole_dance_accident/3TQ9qh2tI1I=/
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:30:32 PM
Here the best dancer in Europe, saw him in TV phantastic

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on July 31, 2008, 08:32:19 PM
 allgood bye_bye bighug gnite 164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 08:38:23 PM
Are ye leaving so soon  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 31, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
Hi guys. Bar still open??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 10:10:53 PM
Bar is open all night long - sometimes busy; sometimes quieter but always a drink to be had.......hpw's tricks with you Jnr?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 31, 2008, 10:19:20 PM
Got any Scotch? Oops!! Sorry Rhona. Bu I think even Irish drink Scoch on occasions.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on July 31, 2008, 10:20:27 PM
Would you like that scotch with a whiskey chaser?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 04:22:45 AM
Mmmmm! how quiet it is at this time of the morning.............  164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 01, 2008, 05:38:46 AM
Rhona -  goodmorning
Last to leave the bot bar and first to arrive!  You should be paid overtime!
chocolate-51
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 05:41:51 AM
Good plan 99 - I think I might have words with those three administrators........see if we could maybe work something out between us - what would you like for breakfast.........you have 2 choices - oats or a bloody mary?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 01, 2008, 05:44:23 AM
Oats please, bloody mary sounds too much like work!!!!  Have to go, they're starting to queue up! feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 05:50:22 AM
Oats it is........have a great day!

*Yawn!!!* - Next, what would you like? - No we don't do scrambled egg on toast.......  23_146_26
Geez - some people are never satisfied; give them a choice and they want more.......oats or nothing - thems the new rules!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 01, 2008, 06:06:45 AM
Don't you okies know that it's bad to drink before the ostrich has flown over...... Gee! So early in the morn!!


BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 03:41:26 PM
Too early in the morning!!! When did you turn into such a sissy?  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 06:38:28 PM
  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 01, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
Mike sees flying ostriches ??  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 06:54:08 PM
Hiya Sandy - how's tricks?  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 01, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
Me  fine .. just savouring a nice chicken soup ( aint had it in ages , Dalene being sick and somebody mentioning chicken soup  made me start hamkering after it .. had  left over roast chicken so did the thing ..  My dad used to make a chicken and lemon soup  from left over roast .. sort of chicken noodle  but the noodle substituted with rice .. .. i just added a sundried lime for the lemony effect .. bloody delicious !!   drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 01, 2008, 07:34:16 PM
Dont look like a friday night bash up here

In my days, that time in sportsmans arms was crowded with the towns pi....cats  kobold
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 01, 2008, 07:46:20 PM
Georg .. you getting braver in your mature years  wanting to spend nights in pubs ..  drinking-41 ..  me having quiet night .. my factory working whole weekend ..  so  got to be on me toes ..  actually its a blessing in disguise with the slowdown in the economy a few of our low priced ' competitors "  are on short time .. we made and exceeded budget for July despite the adverse conditions . but then agaiin we give our customers what they want service ,  quality  and a workable product .. they dont mind the price tag and remain loyal despite pressure  to cut input costs ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 01, 2008, 08:02:18 PM
No Sandy, not braver

I am here to watch you youngsters so you stay within the limits.

I trespassed my limits years ago  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 08:05:06 PM
  image203  image203  image203  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 01, 2008, 08:07:17 PM
Check Rhona !!   next she will be  pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 01, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 01, 2008, 10:14:27 PM
You
Quote from: SandyB on August 01, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
Mike sees flying ostriches ??  drinking-37
You mean you didn't see the flying Ostriches Sandy?????
They flew over Milnerton round 10 this morning on route to Oudtshoorn...... drinking-37....I saw them I did.
How peacefull it is here to-nite just me  Boobs and  cat1.gif  affe-red  cat3  policedog-small having a ........whats that green thing I see in the corner  image281   BoomSmilie_anim  could be a bot.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 07:13:15 AM
I can  just  picture  it .. Diana on the patio ,, litttle Morgan sitting  next to her .. the uncorked botttle waiting  on the table .. and Our Pole Dance academy instructor saying  " Morgan  look ,, there  did  you  see the the flying ostrich ?/ yes  you  did .. slipping a chocolate into her hand , yes you did . yes I did granny .. pointing at the dove flying overhead "
squeek  squeek as the  corkscrew is done at high speed .. plop as the cork flies out ,, glug glug as glass is  filled ..  Aah !    drinking-41  " now I can  transform into   Vamp glamorous granny and face the rest of the day with my Morgan she says "
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 07:43:14 AM
There's a slight cool breeze from the west, My braai sidekick , Mike S, is working... to Braai or not to braai...that be the question....? m The girls and I are off to the town pool at 11.00 ... it is superheated at the moment....lekker hot!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 08:11:40 AM
Flap Flap hop skip jump ..  brief elevation  .. thud !! .. I heard the flying ostrich ..  time for  braii  and  drinking-41  Mike ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 09:14:10 AM
 ........  image21 ......... Help!  The bots are trying to steal our beer
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 09:19:18 AM
I just came back from the beach.... me and Shadow.... Nobody, but nobody down there..... sparkling water, added three more Sea Urchins to my collection.... Now it's almost time for the pool.... and then beer and rugger....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 10:31:35 AM
Quote from: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 08:11:40 AM
Flap Flap hop skip jump ..  brief elevation  .. thud !! .. I heard the flying ostrich ..  time for  braii  and  drinking-41  Mike ..
Ostrich just passed my way on its flight to Namibia.........fire lit and drinking-41 ready as I vacuum the house.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 10:34:28 AM
That sounds all more like the flying dutchman  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 12:16:57 PM
The wind has picked up.... So no Braai 2day..... It is only 19 degrees and I see 2morrow it will be 29 degress... less wind... SO I will BBQ 2morrow!  As for the beer drinking.... Michele.... I er.... Uhm!

BierSuip   cat1.gif
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 01:48:53 PM
@ Diana .. what do you have to say about bribing an innocent child ?/ did  you  see the the flying ostrich ?/ yes  you  did .. slipping a chocolate into her hand ,  and worse of bad news .. what you thought was a Bot was Rhona  lying in the corner all green and out of it   image281  now  shes got a bullet in her  arse  and  most probably in pain when she woke up this morning .. ?//
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 02:19:32 PM
Birds is birds Sandy..... have wings will fly.....
Oh dear poor Rhona sorry it was a honest mistake,realy looked like a bot to  me  drinking-37  but lets not panic them Irish have tough  kobold botties.
Anyways let me get on with it    discodance   drinking-41  pole-small 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 05:43:25 PM
  image031 I've been shot! I've been shot!............this place is going to hell in a tea-cup......no respect anymore! There I was minding my own business, defending against bots and beer robbers when oh my lord, a shot rang out and a pain like I don't know what - right in my.......ahem.........shorts!!!

  policedog-small - Snaffles is on duty tonight..........I'm going to have to sit here and nurse my injury with a couple of cold ones  image11  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 05:45:52 PM
Hellooooooooo! I'm injured and I'm all alone - is anybody out there.............anybody............I need some more beer    pls
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
Don't worry  Super Leprechaun, I will send Michele in......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
Never fear when Michele is here! I can help with the entertainment and beverages but not too sure about your injury though. Where are those medical people when we need them? Bertie where are you, Jr - having too much fun in the sun?

One  beermug20 for the  kobold on its way!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 05:55:23 PM
Aha! hello there Mrs. Administrator - thanks for the beer.......could Mr. Administrator move me closer to the fire.......easy does it, I'm injured you know! Take a look at this   kobold
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 05:59:13 PM
Whatsit? You get bitten on the arse again?   arse


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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 06:01:07 PM
I got shot  shooter

Oih! isn't that the young fella from the party - I think he wrecked the place before he left!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 06:03:32 PM
Poor you! All shot in the  arse and all he can do is dance a jig in his nappy!

Don't you worry, wait till I set  policedog-small on him!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 06:04:04 PM
That would be the famous dancing baby from Ally McBeal......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 06:11:19 PM
Ally McBeal - is she that anorexic chick???

Oooooh! listen to this - I shouldn't be laughing, but Mick just phoned me - he was dropping back a rental DVD (don't ask the name cause it was crap!!!) anyway, some guy was just after coming out of an indian with a big bag full of grub - when you'll never guess..........he dropped it all on the pavement - splat!!! Curry everywhere.........  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 06:20:26 PM
Rhona .. sorry about your  arse  injury  but our   Vamp grandma .. was drunk and  out of focus ...  heres a plaster and a  fantasy-18 kiss  on the injury ..  by the way me having pavement curry for din din ... made it the other night ..  its been lying in the fridge allowing all the flavours to snuggle up and get to know each other better ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 06:26:47 PM
Geez  Boobs can't take you anywhere these days!  23_146_26

What kind of curry Sandy? Chicken, lentil, mutton?

faceinfood

I had a bowl of creamed spinach and feta, really yummy!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Me thinks we'll have to send Di back for weapons training........hey! you don't think she did it on purpose so she could hang out with all those men in uniform at the bunker bar, do you?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 06:35:12 PM
Of course she wouldn't do it on purpose! You know what she's like after she's had a couple!

Anyway, the last time I visited the bunker bar it was empty! No talent there!

It's all happening in here tonight!

pole-small drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 06:40:03 PM
I'll just have to sit back and watch - ooooh! hopefully Sandy will give us a twirl later
  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
Why has'nt the Leprechaun family watched AUGUST RUSH yet?
Huh? Why?

allgood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 06:52:43 PM
 image201 I told Mike you had already watch August Rush and he said - what and you thought it was crap! He thought it was the dvd Mick was taking back during the curry episode!

image201

Looks like Sandy had deserted us for the evening - probably eating his curry off the floor!

Maybe we should ask Mike if he wants to take over the entertainment for the evening!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 06:59:09 PM
  image201 I watched August Rush the other night while I was home alone......enjoyed it..............last nights movie I got solely cause a lady in the rental shop was returning a copy of it and passed a comment that she had never witnessed such violence; to which I thought; ooooh! I'll have that............Violence, my  arse !!! I waited and waited and waited for the violence - then the credits went up and it was over - huh!!! although I did giggle once or twice - but don't get it out under any circumstances.........

Good plan 99 - maybe Mike will do a twirl for us?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Between Mike and the girls I don't get much of a look-in with regard to the tv or movies so basically just watch what they are watching. Quite diverse between Disney Channel and Nickleodeon and the News and Rugby!

I think Mike got a fright and ran away as he's now playing a game with Cameron on the pc. Hey - at least Andrewette is here so we can just sit and chat and have a good laugh!

Jr - we can see you as well, come on in, don't be afraid of us - we promise we won't make you dance!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:10:35 PM
Come on Jnr - just a little dance.........you know you want to!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 02, 2008, 07:15:22 PM
Has the entertainment started already?  grab

Rhona, you okay?  Geez, shot by your own friend!  You don't need enemies!

Had a nice  36_1_72 this evening and some  chocolate-51 afterwards... It's quite cold in Pretoria but not too cold for a braai!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:21:58 PM
Hi Andrewette - we're still trying to organise entertainment; anytime we ask one of the boys to strutt their stuff, they log off..........I just don't know what they're afraid of - I mean we have removed all weapons from Diana -  image21

  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 07:23:13 PM
I'm saving my braai for 2morrow's 29 degree's.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:24:30 PM
I heard you couldn't light the fire without Mike S and that's why you have to wait.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 07:25:14 PM
What's that go to do with shaking your  arse! Us ladies are waiting for some entertainment!

women(1) pole-small Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2008, 07:26:48 PM
Mike S has already excused himself from any festivities that may occur at this house over this weekend,..... work or something I believe.....

No matter, I will drink his beer for him.....   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 07:27:14 PM
 image201 Mike S normally braai's all the meat!

36_1_72 That's unless our neighbour Chris pops in and then he normally takes over the braai so Mike can just stand back and  BierSuip

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 07:27:48 PM
 motorbike...look what I found.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 02, 2008, 07:29:44 PM
DON'T SHOOT DIANA HE'S A FRIENDLY GUY!  image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:31:57 PM
@ Diana - You can ride that Bike but you can't pick up any weapons -  kobold - just look at the damage you did.
Snaffles, keep an eye on her - bark if she touches any weapon  policedog-small

So I'm beginning to think Mike cant braai and that's why the boys get invited over  image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 02, 2008, 07:37:44 PM
So Mike cant braai, cant dance, wears skirts?   :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:39:37 PM
And he wants to be a member of RHODES  BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 02, 2008, 07:40:52 PM
Yep, you keep him, fits in juuust fine!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 07:51:09 PM
At least he can make a pretty good omelette!

iknow image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 07:52:59 PM
  yougogirl - we'll trust you on that one!!!  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 07:56:42 PM
Nope .. curry eaten out of bowl with nice hotbuttered ciabatta .. closest to naan bread ..... a nice beef curry ( sorry Michele . but yes i do make a nice  butter bean curry as well )  just ahd a slightly emotional phase .. had to write a letter to a friend of 20 years standing  who is in another phase of  self destrucive repetition of same costly mistakes ..  debated doing the face to face talk .. but he always avoiding me ( maybe knowing from the noises I been making )  so wrote a nice long  non judgemental but factual letter ..  debated dropping it in the letter box .. but then phoned his home on the way and discovered he was at home ,, and with his new life mistake .. so  instead opted for knocking on the door ,,   declining invite to " my chicken have a glass  of wine and chat "  handed letter over  telling him to read in quiet time ...  I await  the either .. loss of a friend who is maybe too blind   to see the wood for the trees . or an invite to talk it over ...  
all I know is I hear all around him mithering about situation .. ME ?? !! I cannot do other  than be honest and risk .... its then their problem .. not mine  . at  least I tried to wipe the shyt from their eyes ...  .. anyhow off that subject  I just got on my pole  again for sat night entertainment ...  see me .. when these other buggers came in  threw my pole away and tied me up .. GIRLS .. you have been invaded by a bunch of  MALE BELLY DANCERS ..  gatecrashers .. enjoy them or kick them out ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 02, 2008, 08:00:48 PM
 image281  image201 party0031

@ Sandy - it is so hard to watch somebody "self destruct", at least you have offered your advice - as to whether it is taken only time will tell! All you can do when their world falls apart is to be there to pick up the pieces and to try not to say - I told you so!"

3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 08:04:52 PM
@ Sandy - the messenger is always the worst in the world; but time and only time opens the eyes! Things happen for a reason and it will all work out in the end......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 08:19:52 PM
Just a good evening to all of you, tomorrow ....no work, sleep long and get pi..d tonight

Have a nice sunday and hopefully nice weather to braii in O-mund and CT
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
I found them I found them lalalalalaaaa      image21  shooter  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 08:31:26 PM
As I resent " I told you so's "  I never dispense them .. so I  await .. I have always been of he frame .. tell me I'm wrong help me make it right  but dont harp on it ... next time we laugh about it as good friends should ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 08:34:31 PM
Sandy talking in riddles ?????? banjo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
I understand you Sandy - and I really hope it all works out for the good.....

@ Diana  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 08:38:14 PM
@ Sandy, looked at your posts, i understand now, me stupid
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
Thanks Georg ..  NOW TO THE NEXT SUBJECT .. GIRLS .. I GATHER YOU BEEN ENJOYING THE MALE  BELLY DANCERS THAT THREW  ME OFF STAGE ??   WELL ME NOT MIFFED IT GIVES ME CHANCE TO REST AND SOCIALISE .. YOU WANT ME TO IMPORT SOME MORE VIA MALE ORDER ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 08:46:04 PM
We prefer you and Daddy G
  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 08:46:35 PM
No thanks Sandy, i prefer the girls instead

But i guess the girls want to see some more males LOL

Here my favorites  women(1) Vamp pole-small poledancing1 boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 08:50:04 PM
I see light at the end of the tunnel ( Not at 2 Plant !!!)

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/tunnelani.gif)


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:00:02 PM
Georg  .. in the words of the  wise old ones .. " beware the light at the end of the tunnel is not a train heading for you "
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:04:03 PM
@ Sandy

Glad you say that, but this was a double tunnel, just hope they never meet in the middle

By the way, that tunnel runs under the main cemetry of the town

OMG

You never know....any ghosts ????

Each time a train runs through, you may hear the bones rattling
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:05:39 PM
 Boobs  the light at the end of the double tunnel
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:05:39 PM
Boobs  the light at the end of the double tunnel
Yes let those 2 lights shine on me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:08:53 PM
Greedy bugger ...  boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:10:31 PM
He he he

Got them lights all sorted out, any size you want.....

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/boobslarge.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Oih Oih !! ...  he's been at Bobbys blue sweeties again ...  watch the BP
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:16:51 PM
 Boobs    is good for blood pressure, I read it somewhere.

He he he

That depends, but i never mind .......and here you come >>>>> Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:16:59 PM
A Bot is trying to post here, want work LOL BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:18:46 PM
Dont  try goign to try chang the the subject  now
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:20:04 PM
No Sandy thats for real that BOT shoot the bugger  shooter shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:21:13 PM
  motorbike  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 09:22:20 PM
.....  motorbike .....  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter That's what we're here for - whenever there's trouble we're there on the double...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:22:46 PM
Geez .. Our Diana's vicious .. so many  cannons ... ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:23:14 PM
Good Girl Diana, hope you got him with your artillery, you dont waste no time i see

Full Power LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:24:09 PM
Right now I want us to alldo a group hug .. Love overcomes all .. doesn't it ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 09:25:41 PM
  bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:26:40 PM
Hey Sandy the girls are for me !!!

That Bot is still trying, identified him >>>>>> Index p6209-adsau17honb12-acca.tokyo

Go away !!! or else

BoomSmilie_anim shooter yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:28:47 PM
Sh*t is he still here...... image21  image21  image21  image21  image21  image21

Group hug  bighug and Daddy G  Boobs  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:30:11 PM
Index p6209-adsau17honb12-acca.tokyo  .. little yellow man you  heard  Georg .. Ruff Ruff Grrr  go away ..  
by the way .. the girls are there for me  ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:30:54 PM
Together we are unbeatable

iknow bighug bighug bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:30:11 PM
Index p6209-adsau17honb12-acca.tokyo  .. little yellow man you  heard  Georg .. Ruff Ruff Grrr  go away ..  
by the way .. the girls are there for me  ....

I grrrrrrrrrr you back  shutface leave my girls alone
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:35:50 PM
Let me try it that way

Andrewette, Diana, Rhona and Michelle hiding somewhere

for all of you >>>>> giverose giverose giverose giverose

Hows that Sandy, what can you offer ?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:36:36 PM
Whats he doing????? Just looking or does he want to come have a drink????? drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:38:17 PM
He wants to take my girls the bugger

Mike is lurking behind the bar and is quite, another bugger  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 02, 2008, 09:42:29 PM
All that Bot fighting and womenizing made me tired, so me off to >>>>  164

Wish a nice week end to all

bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 09:43:33 PM
Oops i left out the as well bit ... but seems Georg wants a harem ??  of  women(1)   Vamp   pole-small  .. and  boob1   and  hey wheres the omlette ??
What can I offer  Georg ?/ nothing than my  trueheart ... it means a lot ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:48:18 PM
 Boobs Me  boob1 Michelle  image203 Rhone  we's  x  loves you sboth s    drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 02, 2008, 09:50:21 PM
  164  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 02, 2008, 10:01:19 PM
 Rhone  we's  x  loves you sboth s     .. shhh shhh shlurring are we .. me close .. but not there yet .. C.O.N.C.E.N.T.R.A.T.E.O.N.T.H.E.K.E.Y.S.T.R.O.K.E.S... whooeey   i got that right .. should be able to walk a straight line in a road block never mind blowing up the breathaliser ...  thats determination for you Huh ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2008, 10:17:05 PM
Has everyone gone to  164  -am I left to defend the bar alone  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 03, 2008, 06:46:18 AM
Index p6209-adsau17honb12-acca.tokyo  .. little yellow man you  heard  Georg .. Ruff Ruff Grrr  go away .. 
by the way .. the girls are there for me  ....


I grrrrrrrrrr you back   leave my girls alone

Methinks maybe Georg misunderstood   .. me was doing the  ruff ruff  grrr for bot   attack   Index p6209-adsau17honb12-acca.tokyo    take note of name  tokyo  so called him little yellow man ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 03, 2008, 06:54:46 AM
 allgood iknow goodmorning
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 03, 2008, 07:04:06 AM
Good morning   Georg   .. up  fresh  and ready to face the world  having coffee and a ciggie  .. listening to FMR ..  good music .. classics  , jazz   try it  you can listen on  the  web     http://fmr.co.za/   ....

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 03, 2008, 07:22:04 AM
Good music for film background, thanks i like it
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 03, 2008, 07:28:25 AM
So you will be visiting and downloading ?? .. FMR as you would have read is a community radio station modelled on similar in Oz .. it survives solely on advertising  membership  and a lot of the  announcers are volunteers  .. its  studio is in the foyer of  the Artscape theatre complex ( the old Nico Malan )   its quite diabolical  each year they have to submit  to the  broadcasting authority for their little slice of the airwaves  for another year  .. meanwhile that  bloated and troubled politically SABC  just  carries on ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 03, 2008, 07:32:43 AM
I will record some music there, always handy for my films.

I have a large Library, the PC is stuffed and 5 external drives......Films, Music, Pictures...

Now of to  faceinfood Sunday morning breakfast together with my lovely one.

Eggs, Cold Meats, french cheese, and leckerrrrrrr coffee
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 03, 2008, 07:33:44 AM
Enjoy !!  faceinfood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 03, 2008, 07:46:22 AM
Guys! Guys! Guys! - I'm away on my travels today - I'll be bumming around Ireland for the week.........so please try not to wreck the place while I'm away - If anyone is looking for me I'll be with the leprechauns  image11  image11  image11  image203  image203  image203  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 03, 2008, 09:57:45 AM
DOn't you mean Arsing around the Emerald ISle......  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 04, 2008, 07:47:58 PM
Dead quiet in here .. Rhona goes a gallivanting around the emerald isle and the bar empties ??? 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 07:50:23 PM
OK Sandy, just a quick dop and off i go

Hope your teeth dont fall out  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: barb (Fry) on August 04, 2008, 07:59:51 PM
 love(1)
I'll join you two for a quick shot
to celebrate the success of the SA cricket team ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 04, 2008, 08:00:57 PM
 3_8_14 - that's all I have to say!

Need more than one dop to put up with the speed tonight!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 08:05:57 PM
Hallo to the girls

Hope all is fine

CRICKET ????? whats that LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 04, 2008, 08:08:54 PM
No Georg ..  teeth all intact ,, a bit tobacco stained ( time for clean and scale )  yes Georg   drinking-41  to oour "bad " habits ...  even   Vamp Diana  is missing ???   what did you think of my Bean and sausage  stew ??

ha ha  cricket  .. its a funny creature that rubs its back legs toghether in the hope of attracting a mate .. in chinese cutlure regarded as bringing good luck ... Thats all i know ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 08:23:01 PM
@ Sandy

I could smell that stew, sounds good, but lots of wind after......LOL

Sauerkraut in SA , amazing. Well you people think that is what we eat all time He he he

Ok , call us Krauts, but remember to polish eat more Kraut then us. I like that in winter with potatoe dumplings, gulash or other meat and gravy. Heavy stuff only good in winter.

I made a noodle salad, with mais, karrots, peas, pickled cucumber hacked in small pieces, tomatoes, redish, boiled eggs, grilled Nürnberger saussages.

Filled up to the top now........burb  braii banjo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 04, 2008, 08:35:47 PM
Georg ... flatulence ?? the balsamic vinegar helps break down the proteins that cause it .. apart from the zing it adds .. I buy imported saurkraut in the  glass jar aus deutschland ...  I know that its not all you folk eat , but yes its a nice accompinent to a meal ..  My one friend  from east germany , she was reounting a story where she ate this polish dish with saurkraut cooked into it .. she  nearly got ill ..  too rich ..  she made a stunning potato dish the one night ..  potato  layered with kraut  onions and smoked sausage  and herbs ...  Mmmm ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: barb (Fry) on August 04, 2008, 08:36:42 PM
look at you too discussing recipes like members of the woman's institute   202

The English captain retired after loosing the last match - now Kevin Pietersen is the England captain

Diana help me here please..... oops toolate they got you too

next round on me
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 08:38:16 PM
@ Barbara

Sandy likes his food, me too LOL  braii
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 08:40:51 PM
Hi Diana, nice you are joining us.  Vamp

Whats up ???? longing for a chat i know addicted like the rest of us  boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 04, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
 Sorry Barb  you outnumbered  .. Good food ... whenevr i have guests i do something different ... sometimes just a simple stew .. other  times a good pasta .. or thai .. or .. well whatever takes my fancy .. but when i do thai I insist uopn all using chopstcicks .. such fun...

Ooh !  heres Diana  strutting in ...   Vamp  sing   "  whenever she walks through the door .. tara rara tara rar ra ... "
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 08:47:54 PM
Methinks we scared Diana off with the Kraut, but then again with her german roots......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 04, 2008, 08:55:30 PM
Ohmigawd  yes she strutted in and just disapeared  but then Diana may be having  3_8_14  problems ..  I have found that if i turn off my trend antivirus while visiting Omund site it works faster  .. I think this antivirus program is a bit of a strict nanny at times ...  .. just amke sure its on when doing banking , any other sensitive tings  or when surfing .. never know whats  innocently  hidden ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 04, 2008, 09:00:47 PM
I leave my antivir on all times, you never know what can happen,

just 2 days ago, virus alarm held off by the programm, i killed the bugger. No idea where the attack came from.

But if it ever happens to be infected, microsoft has an online search and destroy programm for just about all types.
Had to use that about a year ago, worked fine.

Wish you virus free surfing  BoomSmilie_anim

night   164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 05, 2008, 08:48:03 AM
I'm here..you not going to get rid of me that easily. Just feeling a bit miffed an sorry for myself at the moment.Just got the feeling  I've outposted myself. Still and reading and I WILL be back.     Boobs    3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 05, 2008, 09:05:47 AM
@ Diana

How can i cheer you up ????

Must be the winter blues, take a walk on the beach and you feel better

Thats the way we feel here most of the year starting mid September till Mai, i hate those wather conditions.

Right now , we have summer, some few cooler days , but picking up again, then summer will be over already.

Its the time of festivities on villages and towns. Weekly a firework somewhere, open air concerts taking place in Stuttgart, want be going there, to many people, expect about 500.000 visitors those days.

I will rather go cycling tomorrow to my lake and watch the waterbirds, Geese, Heron, Kormorans and more.

Come over, i take you along.......

Also busy planning our holiday trip through France.

Checked in the net the places and hotels and read up the places of interest.....there is plenty to be seen, a phantastic travel country, just stay where ever you land at the end of the day and take it easy.

Have a nice day
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 05, 2008, 02:54:24 PM
Maybe you're missing Rhona the leprechaun, she's gone to her sisters for the week...... Dublin, the big city....

The posts have slowed down a bit, but there are plenty of people reading,,,,,, I have just got some pictures from Rosemary Muller (Van Rensburg) , will scan and post them ASAP and maybe stir a few memories for those of you from the 70's...

This forum is what you make of it...... Hey, I;m smiling..... We go on leave for a week next monday..My beloved Michele secured us a nice spot with a lekker braai spot!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 05, 2008, 03:34:25 PM
You were on holiday just the other day when you went down to CT!

Just to ruin your fun  -  we had a spit on for the Engelsman's 50th birthday, so look at this!   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 05, 2008, 03:42:07 PM
Gee! Aunty...it's tough living in Africa..... My kinda people, are those Heinekens or WHKS on the tafel?

Do you guys have your own marinade for the skaap? Is dit n geheim?

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 05, 2008, 03:55:42 PM
Heinekens my friend!  (They tasted so good after all the meds I took!)

We make our own marinade for the sheep  -  no, it's not a geheim.  I will mail you the recipe.  Or should I post it here?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 05, 2008, 04:01:22 PM
Post it in here....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 05, 2008, 04:18:42 PM
Marinade for spitbraai:

1/2 bot Belsamic vinegar
1/2 bot Olive oil
50ml Lemon juice
50ml Worcester sauce
450ml Thin fresh cream
150ml Brown sugar

(White or red wine is optional and can be added to own taste)

Mix all the ingredients.  Add salt and pepper (garlic salt is optional) and other herbs to own taste.   Shake well.   Use mix to inject into meat.  Smear onto meat with brush while braaiing.  Always be carefull with the herbs  -  they tend to block the injection needle.  I always sprinkle some braai salt onto the meat just before it is done  -  gives that little extra salty crisp to the meat on the outside.  I find if you add to much salt to the mix in the beginning, your meat tends to dry out.


I forgot to mention  -  have enough beer and other beverages handy while braai is going on!  He he
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 05, 2008, 06:01:25 PM
I would have left out the cream  and the worcester sauce  .. if its a lamb spitbraai .. me a bit of a purist ..  lamb goes witht the oliive oil , some  balsamic and of course the wine  yes  a bit of lemon  and some chopped garlic  or a garlic stock cube ..  I would steep rosemary  and sage  overnight in the oil wine balsamic lemon  mix and of course salt ..  even heat it through to draw the flavours ... I luuve my salt ..  call it a skinny marinade .. i prefer braai with mimimun  sticky marinade ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 05, 2008, 06:11:56 PM
It looks good, I will let Jacques Kemp, Ol' Johan Kemps kid, have a look at it.... he will be doing the spits anyway that night.....

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 05, 2008, 08:27:50 PM
Just a bit of news ...  i posted some time ago .. all the eateries in our area ...  I  mentioned the Outspan a newly opened ofshoot of the one in Kalk bay ..

Next  .. Outspan  .. the new  venue of the  really disapointing prawn experience . not going back there in a hurry .. as the owner got a bit defensive when I  relayed my  concerns to her ..

Well  they say the world is  round and one reaps what they sow .. I noticed on Sat night when i was on my way out .. that it was not open ?? On a saturday night ??  shit if i invested money i would be there making damm sure its going properly .. sad fact  is i can see her abandoning it... writing it off .. oh damm and i wanted another place i could walk down the road to .. and yes bury  my face in a nice platter of prawns ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 05, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Mmmm I see  Diana's just swished in   Vamp  ...   pity me going to bed ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 05, 2008, 08:44:57 PM
  Boobs  Swished.... in - and - out.....
poledancing1  pole-small  poledancing1  pole-small
drinking-37  PLONK  164

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 09:48:38 AM
 goodmorning  from a beautiful sunny day in Cape Town.Although still a bit chilly BUT at least the suns out.

I agree absolutely with Michael the forums what you make of it, life is what you make of it.
drinking-41   I try and make the most of everything thrown my way.
Let me catch me a Bot here   BoomSmilie_anim  and have a quick   BierSuip  before I bring the washing in.
woo_hoo    great excitement "the washings drying"
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
The weather better stay lekker, coz I wanna braai on the balcony when I get to the Strand next week..... in fact if it rains, I will still braai.... there's just something about braai's anjd me....with a good beer in the other hand...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 10:15:54 AM
Scotties are a though tribe.......LOL Rain or no rain, the fire must burn  braii
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 06, 2008, 10:41:07 AM
@ Mike - Strand, as in False Bay Strand?  Will you be gracing our CT shores?  Will Shadow be joining you on the beach? cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 11:38:55 AM
YEp! YEp! The Strand .... the one and only...... SHadow will be at home with the housesitter guarding my beer supply....  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 06, 2008, 12:43:54 PM
@ Mike - Might bump into you!  I'll keep my eyes open!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 12:47:01 PM
@Bertie , Pm me your phone number, I ,might just have to give you a phonecall... incase I have to much beer and meat to braai....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
 woo_hoo  and us..Sandy< Richard < Debbie and little old me??????
Are we to old or is your balcony not big enough?????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 02:18:00 PM
I'm geting there..I'm getting there...some planning to do first.....here's the big balcony again, I just worry about the weight of CERTAIN people!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 06, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
So when were you going to inform your wife of these plans? This is a family holiday - there will be no beer or braaiing!

image14  image201 braii drinking-37

I ain't cleaning up afterwards though!  23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 06, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
So when were you going to inform your wife of these plans? This is a family holiday - there will be no beer or braaiing!
I ain't cleaning up afterwards though!  23_146_26

@ michele

Methinks the bugger told you in the previous posts.......he seems scared to tell you directly shame LOL

202 woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 02:25:49 PM
It was all Diana's fault ...(again), Bertie was just coming around to do a housecall, and er''''' check everyones teeth, Yes! Thats it.... but then Diana barged in.....and now we might have to host a mini reunion before party braai.. thingy,,,,,,   23_146_26  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 02:27:16 PM
Georgswa, you better see what time LufthANSA LEAVES Frankfurt for Cape Town..... I will pick you up.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 02:29:40 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 02:27:16 PM
Georgswa, you better see what time LufthANSA LEAVES Frankfurt for Cape Town..... I will pick you up.....
Lufthansa may not fly due to ongoing strikes, may have to come by boat LOL but the Union Castles are all scrapped------OMG how do i get there ????? Loved to see >>>>>  Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 02:39:25 PM
Ask Diana or Sheena if you can borrow their brooms.... (On the other hand Paula is closer too you!)    witch-43  woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 03:05:13 PM
Sorry Mike

Got no Broom License, riding with Paula would be a hazard me sitting behind her OMG what a picture  witch-43 witch-43
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
I reckon Paula has already traded her Broom in for a box of wine anyhow......  image14
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 06:13:35 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 06, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
So when were you going to inform your wife of these plans? This is a family holiday - there will be no beer or braaiing!

image14  image201 braii drinking-37

I ain't cleaning up afterwards though!  23_146_26
I am truly hurt and absolutely devastated  boob1  here I thought I was family,adoptive mother and all meanwhile  wrong(1)   OK so the crying smiley is gone ,I'll just have to  drinking-37

P.S. I DO NOT HAVE A BROOM!!!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 06, 2008, 06:33:09 PM
I did;nt know that your vacuum cleaner could fly?    23_11_61
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I just don't fly. I think my  Boobs are to heavy.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 06, 2008, 07:54:25 PM
 Boobs  msn emoticon (68)  msn emoticon (68)  msn emoticon (68)

I was just trying to piss on Mike's battery! You know you'd be first on my list! I need someone who can handle Mike and I can't do that  pole-small by myself you know!

Besides - I already have your number!  :emot19_2:

3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
Here for Diana, resized so you will not flood the site LOL
image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 08:26:20 PM
But,  But,  But, Daddy G  i's likes my  Boobs. I'm busy training Michelle  boob1 to take over from me one day when she's a big girl.

@  boob1   allgood   msn emoticon (68)  msn emoticon (68)  msn emoticon (68) works for me.  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 06, 2008, 08:37:01 PM
 202 
Daddy G.  I just had a blond moment there. Didn't click  image031 was flooding the screen. Thought you were talking about my Boobs flooding the screen.
cat3  cat3  cat3 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 08:59:09 PM
Either way, does not matter LOL

Like you in your dress  Vamp
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 06, 2008, 09:11:51 PM
Georg .. you still pub crawling this late ??   me just been hovering around .. had to finish my month end reports .. my weeks feel long without my righthand man around .. anyhow he healing well and will be back end of month .. by tuesday i felt as though it was wednesday .. and now by wendesady i feel it should be friday ..  what is indeed scary at moment is   we have hit a slow patch .. not that weve lost business but our customers are being hit by economic slowdown and  tis now filtering down to us ... Oh well it makes time to do much needed maintenance .. and of course flex our abilities inbeing one step ahead .. every cloud has its silver lining hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 06, 2008, 09:14:35 PM
@ Sandy

We say Hope dies last

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 06, 2008, 09:21:37 PM
Too true .. its one thing the human race has .. Hope ...   drinking-41  well tomorrows thursday  which in my week of what seems like two days in one .. I'm owed time somewhere along the line ??  actually its energising being kept " too busy " .. Come friday ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 06, 2008, 09:22:49 PM
Even better .. the saying just came to me ... HOPE IS ETERNAL .   Gnight  164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 06:24:41 PM
I'm all alone .... there's no one here ...  image203

cat3       cat3       cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Sweetie, i keep you company

Regards from the reds to the greens
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 06:37:03 PM
Daddy G! That was quick!  Could you hear me singing in here or where you hiding behind the bar?  :wow1:
cheers

Reds  image24 Greens  image24
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 06:39:33 PM
Sorry no, could not hear you, i am always present in the background,

Thats why i am quick, just in case.......i sing for you:  banjo Picking the banjo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 06:41:16 PM
 woo_hoo affe-red banjo fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 06:43:37 PM
 msn emoticon (8)  If you get thirsty of all the singing, heres for you  beermug20

I'll keep myself busy  pole-small

Hey I'm working on my 3rd star - almost there!!  sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 06:45:02 PM
Then keep on posting, lets try tonight...... drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 06:56:13 PM
Lost connection again  3_8_14 but  msn emoticon (12)

You're still singing Daddy G?  Don't leave me now, 3 to go!  sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 06:57:40 PM
Go girl, we will celebrate the next star yougogirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:02:33 PM
Okay, here we go....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:03:27 PM
Count down for you !!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:04:23 PM
Wait for it.....  abouttime...... fireworks1 fireworks1 fireworks1


WOOHOOO   :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:06:22 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/andrewetteflower.jpg)

fireworks1 drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:08:42 PM
Aaaa thnx I love my 5 stars!! grab
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:11:01 PM
Now you on your way for the next stars, you will hit that soon...... drinking-41


The addiction works on all of us  iknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:12:40 PM
Hey Sandy we see you hiding behind the bar!   image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:14:15 PM
Sandy

Take up our duty, get behind that  (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/bartender_blinking_md_wht.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:15:01 PM
I think i add that bar to the smileys
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:17:43 PM
 msn emoticon (8) Nice one! where do you get all this stuff?  Ooo its a secret...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 07:18:28 PM
Hi .. Me popping in .. just been out for pizza .. early night .. Georg the proper saying is  as it came to me when i was going to sleep " Hope springs eternal " I see you and Andrewette having fun  nobody else seems to be around ...  had an adeventurous day on the work front .. me and my boss " agreed to disagree ' both calling each others theory flawed .. good thing is we can both  rise above  the issue .. I saw  merit his  approach which was  technically complicated .. he  merit saw my approach which was   technically uncomplicated  relating to a machine design and operating concept ...  so we called truce and me told to go on with my uncompicated approach  untill proven wrong .. we  await the result ...    drinking-41 No i was not hiding behind the bar .. just changing  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:22:36 PM
Hows that service a brand new bar for you

Wish you succes with your plans

But now youre on duty >>>>>> bar
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:23:25 PM
Sandy...you need a few drinks first...stressed out from work!  BierSuip BierSuip BierSuip

No wonder you look like a  affe-red on that pole!  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 07:33:28 PM
Ek is die aapie op die paaltjie , en ek swaai rond soos 'n malmens om van die stress ontslae te raak ... dis eintlik donderse goeie  ligaams oefening ..  die kroeg is selfbediening vanaand terwyl die mal aapie op sy paaltjie rondswaai .. Georg wil net he ek moet  vir hom bedien want hy't gehoor dat ek 'n goeie kroegman in my jonger dae was .. maar hy't nooit die kroee ( cant find the umlaut ) in Oranjemund  so gereeld besoek ...   drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:35:26 PM
Ok Sandy, got the bootskap

Selfservice then  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:38:08 PM
Haai Sandy jy kan afrikaans praat!!!  daman  Who would ever thought!  Pity Daddy G can understand, ons kon nou lekker geskinder het!

Hey I'm a lady, need to be served...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:43:25 PM
Andrewette, dont feel safe with africaans

ol daddy understands and speaks a bit, but writing.....no go

Man soll alte Herren nie unterschätzen, heute ist mein Deutschtag und ich bin bereit in euch einen Gefallen zu machen um englisch zu sprechen

Nicht vergessen, deutsch war auch eine offizielle Sprache in SWA

image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:45:46 PM
Now i am waiting for Sandys translation programm LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 07:47:03 PM
WHAT!! Are you swearing at me?  image14 23_146_26

Sorry dont know how the translation thing works   idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:50:51 PM
Translation Programm, try it  >>>> http://babelfish.altavista.com/

I never swear at Ladies but you should have heard me in the workshops OMG
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 07:51:52 PM
Andrewette at high school i used to get 95 plus for taalbond  exam it was a voluntary thing .. afrikaans higher .. but then i only do the taal if I am relaxed .. and Ooh boy  i may speak  it well but with an engels accent  that raises eyebrows ,,,  now i cant unerstand what Georg is saying ..   come on  find a translator  before he has us agreeing to things we dont know  about  ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 07:55:47 PM
@ Sandy

Do you remember, i used to speak english form monday to wednesday, Donnerdag was my german day and friday i had to praat die taal......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 07:58:29 PM
Thats our Georg ..  for that you get served   bar   what we having ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:00:23 PM
Oh ehm what should it be

Shiraz just to loosen the tongue, then we a have a scotch, Glenfiddich if available

I am waiting for the translation  affe-red affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 08:01:04 PM
Same here with the english ... afrikaans accent!  Every time i'm posting something I must think, translate, re-think ...cannot find the proper english words... post, edit.. it's hard work for me being afrikaans!!  image201

No DG, thats too complicated, I'll try myself.. translate a la andrewette..

Man shall not understand... tuesday and I was .... to speak english ....duits praat in Suidwes!  

I think I'm lost in translation!   image061
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:02:46 PM
Not to bad, but lets wait for sandy, methinks he has a programm

The outcome is always funny lol
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 08:12:45 PM
Nope my engish afr translation program is locked in grey cells ..

Nee man my engels/afrikaans vertaalings program is in  my breinselle gebere ...
Maar as ons  almal genoeg goeie wyn saam drink kan ons almal in enige taal praat en  en  vir  mekaar  goed verstaan ..
Georg wat is u  gunsteling drankie   ek sal weer  agter die kroeg spring  en 'n spesiale een skink .. ??  drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:18:27 PM
Noch einen Whyskey bitte

Sandy i ment you translating that here, one mor drink and it works LOL

Man soll alte Herren nie unterschätzen, heute ist mein Deutschtag und ich bin bereit in euch einen Gefallen zu machen um englisch zu sprechen

Nicht vergessen, deutsch war auch eine offizielle Sprache in SWA

OK here we go

One should not underestimate old Gentleman. Today is my german day, i am prepared to do you a favour and speak english.

Dont forget, german was also an official languge in SWA


No swearing in that ???? ye donner sey blacksam ????

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:23:45 PM
Now please dont make fun of my afrikaans writing

I said , i cant  affe-red
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Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 08:26:59 PM
Uh Oh ! here comes Diana again  Vamp .. once again  sing " whenever she walks through  the door "

Georg .. Jou donnerse bliksem ...   even a better afr slang  "blikskottel "...

Georg we all love you  just as you are and yes we  can rag each other in good humour ..  without that abiltity we are as good as dead ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
@ Sandy

I made many people laugh while down south.

I arrived in 67 not knowing a single word of english, i learned fast, but my way, never lost my accent,

but the last year, when alone in O-mund, i was dreaming in english.......few german contacts that time

Thats now almost 30 years gone, This forum is very good for me to keep in exercising

When i was young, my first language was french, almost all forgotten.

In 2 weeks time i will see when travelling France again.......thoose buggers seldom speak english

Sometimes they also laugh at me for wrong words, so what, i try.

Other languages in countries that i travelled, the first word i learn is thanks, not much, but well received

Ok me tired praating parlez and speaking

Gehe jetzt schlafen in other words ek gaan slaap

CU  164
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 07, 2008, 08:37:47 PM
 Vamp  Vamp  Vamp    I aint hearing you sing .
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
@ Diana

Ek met mey mandolinki jou met you bandolinki
sings ons die ou kraalllietje song

See what i mean, my spelling is wrongm but bet you, you know whats all about LOL

164

Finish entertaining you with my nonsense night
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Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 08:42:38 PM
Georg must be scrolling around for a chinese  or russian translation program just to throw a curveball at us ..  here Georg have another one  Johnnie walker blue label   real good stuff ...  bar  .. me doing last round and then off to bed ... got a feeling my  bossman is gathering strength to  spar with me again tomorrow ..  actually i enjoy it .. so does he the b..  pushes me buttons  but in a good way ...

Georg same to you  sweet dreams in english ...  and no one will laugh at any accent in dreamland ..  we all speak the same language then ..

Diana I tried to pull the song of the net but did not succeed .. Georg help here ??
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Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 08:43:08 PM
Well well, Lady Di...  abouttime  You've missed the celebrations, I've got my 3rd star tonight!   drinking-41

DG!!  daman  Sing ons van waterstrome, slange in olienhoutbome, sing ons die oukraal liedjie saam!
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Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 08:46:06 PM
 Sing ons van waterstrome, slange in olienhoutbome, sing ons die oukraal liedjie saam

Ek met mey mandolinki jou met you bandolinki
sings ons die ou kraalllietje song

Well done Georg good recall  daman
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:46:27 PM
and an reebok wat da tien die rankie staan

May be someone will find it in the net

I have my own recordings made of boeremusik hilarious but i like it the sakkie sakkie

Finish Klar slaap now
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Post by: SandyB on August 07, 2008, 08:47:16 PM
Same  164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 07, 2008, 08:48:13 PM
Ons sing
ons speel
van die oukraal wat ons noit nie sal verget


OMG i was one of us or of you ????
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Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: georgswa (Georg Ruf) on August 07, 2008, 08:46:27 PM
and an reebok wat da tien die rankoe staan

En 'n ribbok wat daar teen die randjie staan
Ons sing, ons speel van die oukraal wat ons nooit nie sal verveel!

I'm impressed DG!
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Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 07, 2008, 08:52:07 PM
Me too!  164   bye_bye
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 07, 2008, 08:52:23 PM
"Jy met jou banjoliedtjie...ek met my banjoliedjtie ... sing ons die oudte liekies saam....!'''' lalalalalla!

drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 08, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
OOOOOO Boesman land vat my hand le my oor die rand se kant....lalalallalala  waar die boemanland le boesman land vat my hand...lalalalalal  drinking-41     Jy's my Rooi rok bokkie ah ah ah .....?????kom sokkie ah ah ah....   drinking-41
woo_hoo
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 08, 2008, 01:12:48 PM
Cool - check out the bar!  bar(1) I'll have a double something or other please!

"De la Rey, de la Rey, sal jy die boere kom lei de la Rey, de la Rey!"

:emot112_2:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 01:40:44 PM
"As jy moeg word bvan die lewe in die stad, dan loop ons wandelpad...." lalalalallala!

bar(1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 08, 2008, 03:22:07 PM
Ek wil huis toe gaan na mama toe, die rivier is vol en tranne rol...bokkie ek lalaala by jy wil le lalalala eks n loslappie lala
drinking-37  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 03:42:03 PM
"En ek se sproetjies.....Liefling....daar's n reenboog in jou oe......" Lalalalalla   drinking-41  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 08, 2008, 03:46:46 PM
 woo_hoo   Liewe Lulu kan ek kom doo doo   Lalalalalalala  drinking-41  drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 03:50:17 PM
"Ou Rypaaaard, ons ry die pad tesamen(I think), onder iets...er! Uhm....Lalalalalala!" image203
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 03:55:55 PM
"Daar kom die Ali Baba, Die ALibaba...DIe Alibaba , hy kom oor die see....." ...lalalalalla   drinking-41   bar(1)   image281   image203   beermug20   BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 08, 2008, 04:01:36 PM
Man that was my next song!!!!!....... Karolis, Karolis van Boskersbos ,is n wekus  klong van so 6'6"   sy hande so groot soos n piesang tros....lalalalala   drinking-37  drinking-37
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
"Daar sit die manne, Daar sit die manne....Daar sit die manne in doe royal hotel...ek ken mos vir almal, ek is almal se pel!"...... drinking-41

Don't you just love Afrikaans Karaoke afternoon in the Bot Bar?

bar(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 08, 2008, 04:16:41 PM
 woo_hoo   Ek en my meisie bly in n huisie   lalalala     quickdop
Ja Michael maar dis net ek en jy......toe maar. Ek ken my boere musik...just loves it, I drives half the the engelsmanne mal.
Oh well, I must be off now....Stephen and I going to Ocean Basket for supper then to do some pub crawling to-nite.
drinking-37  drinking-37  drinking-37
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 08, 2008, 04:23:13 PM
@ Diana

Will you invite me to the Ocean Basket ????

Lekker Vis  iknow

Have visited that chain in different places, my favorite was in Hermanus

Keep on singing, pity i can not hear you

Wish a nice rime out tonight, i got to stay home making Potatoe pancakes
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 08, 2008, 04:55:33 PM
"Ver in die ou Kalahari, daar waar die boesman le....di......... what? You're going where?, but I have;nt finished singing yet...what about this mess?


23_146_26
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 08, 2008, 05:02:41 PM
Carry on mike, i know the tune , but not so much the lyrics....

Sing up, post it
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 08, 2008, 05:38:19 PM
My oom drink koffee en my tannie tee, ek vra oor die reen en hy se janee, en hy drink soet koffee met sy een oog toe en hy praat oor weer die drie van Mannetjies Roux.

banjo
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 09, 2008, 08:13:26 AM
Good morning

Wishing you all a nice day

woo_hoo
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 09, 2008, 08:19:54 AM
Morning Georg..... At work today, was meant to be going for a braai at Paul's house today for the rugby, but Going to drive to Clanwilliam 2morrow and do not want to drink before such a braai, and I had a small bit of gout, so it would not be wise.....

What r your plans for the day?

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 09, 2008, 08:58:38 AM
@ Micha

Will have a quite day, we are invited to a birthday party late afternoon  birthday(1)

Take care, regards to Clan William, stay clean  drinking-37
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 09, 2008, 09:07:15 AM
Thanks.. and do not have to much schnapps at the party...

It's turning into a steak war here, with the guys who are going to the braai this afternoon going to the Spar butchery and placing orders for 1kg plus rump steaks.,....it's a guy thing to see who has the largest one....

36_1_72
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 09, 2008, 10:38:17 AM
 goodmorning  I'm feeling quite chipper this morning considering my late nite eeeerearly morning 3 a.m. Supper great had calamari,then pub crawling to Casa realy nice band there,then popped into the Duke of York (english Pub) place was buzzing,even had Coyote Ugly type people dancing on the bar. Last stop Guzzlers one drink then home.
To-nite off to Jacob Kruger for a braai (that would be Andrewettes cousin) with Sandy B,Pat and Dieter Heiser and and?????who knows......plenty  drinking-41.  woo_hoo

So who says Granny's and Grand-dads just knit and smoke pipes.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 09, 2008, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 09, 2008, 10:38:17 AM
So who says Granny's and Grand-dads just knit and smoke pipes.

How right you are  woo_hoo Vamp
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 09, 2008, 11:20:46 AM
We had a blast in the DUke of York last year, my dad and I, we went there for Bob Ferries wake, my dad had the entire place going with Scottish FOlk Music.... it was unbelievable, it was if my dad had been performing there for years.... Alan and myself even gave the crowd a rendition of Das Sudwester liedt!

drinking-37  bar(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 09, 2008, 04:13:56 PM
 woo_hoo  Rhona....hello... I see you.  kobold
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 09, 2008, 04:15:42 PM
Meealsoseethekobold kobold
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Post by: Rhona on August 09, 2008, 04:16:14 PM
Hiya - I'm at my sisters in Dublin and as the rain is bucketing down I decided to see what mischief ye guys were getting up to........ anyone fancy a cold one?  image11  image11   image203  image203
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Post by: Rhona on August 09, 2008, 07:06:29 PM
  :emot19_2: Hellooooooooooooooo - where is everyone?  image031
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 09, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
Shhhhhh! Not so loud, Michele is sleeping!   
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Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 09, 2008, 08:20:31 PM
@ Diana - And how is cousin Jacob doing? Next time tell him I send my regards.  Hope you all behaved like proper ex-omunders! Lots of  beermug20  36_1_72  boob1  drinking-37

@ Rhona - welcome back on line!  We've missed you, the bot bar is a bit quite without your big mouth!  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 09, 2008, 08:30:35 PM
Oih! Andrewette - play nice.............I don't have a big mouth, I'm just....uhm........friendly....yeah! that's it - Im friendly  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 10, 2008, 10:39:01 AM
Girls get ready to dance tonight

women(1) Vamp cowgirl sexydance dawoman love(1)
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Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on August 10, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
<---- already practicing...... cowgirl
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 10, 2008, 02:27:31 PM
Dunja >>>> ????  cowgirl

Diana >>>>> !!!!!  Vamp and  Boobs

Michele >>>>> !!!!! boob1

Rhona >>>>>> ???? women(1)

Now find some for the others, anyone that has a smiley fitting the rest of the girls send it to me by mail

Patricia, Paula, Andrewette, Dalene .... and and and
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 10, 2008, 07:10:06 PM
Where'all the bodies to-night??????
Daddy Georg I'm quite happy with  Vamp and  Boobs all though I quite fancy  sexydance>
None the less I''ll just get comfy here and check out the talent.......excuse me there is no hunky smiley.  :wow1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 10, 2008, 08:13:07 PM
@ Diana, you can not claim all for you. leave some to the other girls too

Thats you >>>> Vamp Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 10, 2008, 08:25:41 PM
 Boobs  Yes thats me.    Veeeeerrrryyyy quiet here to-nite.
Oh well I must be off  now  164          bighug     Daddy G     3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 10, 2008, 08:30:15 PM
Night sleep tight 164
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Post by: Rhona on August 11, 2008, 05:12:32 PM
  image031 Holidays are over...........    policedog-small Snaffles are back on duty
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 11, 2008, 05:25:24 PM
Enjoyed your holiday, Rhona?  It's Mike's turn now.  If I'm correct they should be in the Strand by now.  Enjoy the beach, looks like you brought nice weather to the Cape!
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Post by: Rhona on August 11, 2008, 07:10:22 PM
Hiya Bertie - had the best time.............headed to my mom & dads for the Sunday night; then drove up to Bundoran and stayed there for a couple of nights and then onto Donegal and Derry - back to Sligo and then to Dublin for a couple of nights where I stayed with my sister.............Yesterday we headed to the semi-final of the hurling where Micks team got hammered off the pitch, but there were a couple of scuffles through out the game which we looked the better side...........anyway his team might be gone - but mine is playing in the semi next Sunday and fingers crossed we'll be in the final in September............
  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203
Best stay away from my house on Sunday cause I'll be shouting and cheering   image11  image11
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Post by: SandyB on August 11, 2008, 07:18:35 PM
Hello hello ..just got in .. went down road for light supper .. had a bit of a bug ... You seem to have enjoyed your holiday Rhona ...  now back to reality and work .. ouch !  me a new parent ..    cuqui     so its early to bed  expect to be woken up at some time or other ...  and pee and poo parade ...  but will be stopping in for a drinkie ...  No pole dancing ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 11, 2008, 08:42:53 PM
A bit of a bug.....tssh....me thinks to much wine.  202
Yip....got to stay sharp for  cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 11, 2008, 08:58:33 PM
Its  all your fault .. too true !!!    hammer
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Post by: Rhona on August 12, 2008, 06:08:18 PM
  :emot19_2:  Hellooooo! Anyone fancy a beer or two  image11  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 12, 2008, 06:50:25 PM
Hello hello ..  how  we  ???    drinking-41..
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Post by: Rhona on August 12, 2008, 06:52:44 PM
At last some-one to talk to............how's the smallest pup doing?  cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 12, 2008, 07:04:40 PM
She and Auntie Tina now  playing again .. good rough and tumble ... I  increased the dosage of Tinas ' happy tablets "  they for her skin condition ..
( sensitive blonde )  they have a mild tranquilising effect  ( yes i did check with the vet  its Ok for a few days ) .. so she  cool now and happy with the young one .. ( doggy prozac ? )  by that time she will be over  trying to miffy and having shitfits ..  so we drink to their enduring  friendship ..   drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 12, 2008, 07:10:18 PM
I see there is a guest trying to post - I could be wrong but I think you have to register before you can post  msn emoticon (68)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 12, 2008, 07:31:50 PM
@ Rhona

Yes, only registered members can post

Could have been a bot
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 12, 2008, 08:25:26 PM
 cuqui  drinking-41
How can you see if a bot or guest is trying to post?????????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 12, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
A BOT ATTACK?!  AGAIN?!

BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim
shooter shooter shooter
image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 12, 2008, 08:37:35 PM
Yes shoot them buggers

I can not judge all , bot or not, but i can track the IP, that tells me many things sometimes, but not all times

The main problem with IP is, many members have the same IP, coming from one region or provider

Sometimes i am in as georgswa and as guest the same time, dont know why.

But if you track my guests IP, you will see its me, just different IP

I think that function is only available to Admins....lucky me LOL


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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 12, 2008, 08:41:36 PM
  BoomSmilie_anim   BoomSmilie_anim  for just incase.
Andrewette I'm waiting for some pics from Dieter of our braai with Jacob . Will post them here as soon as. Oh yes true O'munders we were  drinking-41   ask Sandy B   drinking-37 .
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Post by: SandyB on August 12, 2008, 08:43:01 PM
Hey ! I was quite fine ...    affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on August 12, 2008, 08:43:12 PM
This topic still scares the sh** out of me.
ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on August 12, 2008, 08:46:10 PM
Why ?? take a lie down on the couch .. i will get my notebook and we can talk ... this is the place where we can let our imaginations run free ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 12, 2008, 08:46:53 PM
@ Diana

Try the following

Go to Sandy´s Profile the IP is  41.208.50.176 , klick on there and see if it tells you that it is Sandy


That IP is for SandyB and Mark Bester
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 06:19:16 PM
  image21  policedog-small  cuqui
Hey Sandie can we borrow Morag for Bot Patrol -  pls
  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 06:57:54 PM
 cuqui  Morag is a babe magnet Rhona....we need her to pick up talent.
Got me a nice Shiraz going here......a bit peeved my smileys are downloading so slooo.o.ow.w.w. to-nite.
OK here they are lets party..... woo_hoo  drinking-41  :emot19_2:
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Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 07:00:21 PM
Drinks all around ladies  image11  BierSuip  drinking-41

Morag is a right little cutie  cuqui
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:06:45 PM
 iknow  I must brag...I'm the granny, she is one of my daughters dog"s (Molly) puppies. Was the smallest in the litter but oh such character and attitude .....just like our Sandy.   202    cuqui  I just love this smiley.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 07:08:40 PM
Yes she is  but still missing the newspaper .. stands on it  but the  business end is off the paper ..  and   cuqui  a puddle forms .. the floors had to be polished today ..  what we having ??  drinking-41

Yes Oh  proud Granny Diana ...  she doing so fine ..  fast asleep at moment .. Tina  played her out till she hid and collapsed .. but this morning Tina must have had PMS or something .. ignored her all day  untill after  supper ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:12:44 PM
Oh yes  drinking-41  got me a Spruitsdrift Shiraz to-nite.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:15:06 PM
Barbara K ....I see you....come pop in for a drink with us.....lot of  affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 07:18:59 PM
  image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:24:04 PM
Thought I'd move this here for Sandy B. Our braai last Saturday.
Front:  Pat Heiser and Sandy B      Back: Dieter Heiser, myself and Jacob Kruger.
Originally posted under Theron Family. BUT I'm sure we can hang it above the bar here.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 07:28:18 PM
Hey  you  caught me  shouting at the cameraman !!!  suppose it can hang in the bar  , by the way Diana .. how much red had we consumed at that time ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
About 3 bottles Sandy...then you bought a puppy. cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 07:33:40 PM
I can't see myself in the photo - I wonder can Daddy G put me in the photo as well.............  notfair
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 07:35:37 PM
Good idea Batman...I'm sure he can. Our Daddy G is very smart. Speaking of which where is he to-nite???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
He probably popped in and say us in our leathers and had to log off again and lie down due to palpitations........You alright Daddy G?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 13, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 07:08:40 PM
... but still missing the newspaper .. stands on it  but the  business end is off the paper..
Sandy you should open the newspaper at the business section - so doggie will know were to do its business!  image201
Shouting at the cameraman?  No - its the booze thats talking there! image11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 07:40:30 PM
I bought a Puppy ?? dont remember that part  on sat night  still had reservations  .. hammer   actually  you just watched me fall in  love  on sunday afternoon .. from collecting Morag  the following week it became that afternoon .. and I  have not looked back
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 07:55:48 PM
Andrewette  you telling me I must buy the business times each day ??  ha ha  good one ..  and yes you right .. it was the  booze talking already .. at least me was happy and looking every moment of it  hey ??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 08:01:22 PM
Of course you were happy...you were with me....... drinking-37
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 08:03:10 PM
ATTACK -  image21  image21  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 08:12:15 PM
Rhona .. are there bots about ?/ I see you doing the highlander swordswoman thing ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
Always on gaurd Sandy - you just never know when those sneaky divils will try sneak in - and Snaffles is too busy watching Morag as she pees about the place  cuqui ...........  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 13, 2008, 08:18:18 PM
Rhona please dont shoot Diana by accident - would look like revenge
BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 08:21:02 PM
  image281
Aaah! Andrewette - you're way too clever for me.........I was only going to give her a small nick - nothing too serious - honest!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 08:22:11 PM
I'm sure Rhona has forgiven Diana  as she was at the time   drinking-37  and suffering compromised judgement  mistaking a  image281   for a bot ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 13, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: Rhona on August 13, 2008, 07:33:40 PM
I can't see myself in the photo - I wonder can Daddy G put me in the photo as well.............  notfair
send me a pic and i will LOL
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Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 08:50:00 PM
 Yes Georg ...  in your capable hands  its .. Cut .. resize  .. insert . and they used to say the camera never lied ??  how on earth did Rhona get there ?? 
witch-43   or   fantasy-18  or   motorbike ??? only Georg will know ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2008, 08:52:23 PM
I see  image203   just pushes off without saying goodnite.    gnite
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 13, 2008, 08:53:38 PM
@ Sandy

Rhona is not there yet, that depends if she sends me a suitable picture

Lets see
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Post by: barb (Fry) on August 13, 2008, 08:57:32 PM
She's looking for a suitable pic to send Georg

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 13, 2008, 08:58:12 PM
Nitey nite all .. pee parade and off to bed ..   cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 13, 2008, 08:58:52 PM
Quote from: barb (Fry) on August 13, 2008, 08:57:32 PM
She's looking for a suitable pic to send Georg

OK it must be larger then the avatar
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 13, 2008, 09:26:54 PM
Where do i add Rhona ????

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/forrhona-a.jpg)
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Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 04:36:32 AM
I  see  we  had a  roving minstrel   gatecrash  the braai .. bugger got me singing ...
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 14, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
Looks like you enjoyed da musik, Sandy! cat3
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 07:34:30 AM
Rhona has joined the party, Sandy is the singer...... ha ha

The tune is >>>>>http://www.livevideo.com/video/DB970CB20591420B8FF635CDFCB72047/amazing-grace.aspx?lastvcid=546246

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/forrhona-b.jpg)
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 12:04:36 PM
Daddy G - you are a genius....but........Uhm.........you forgot my wings!!! (bloody women - never satisfied, always want more; more; more)  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 12:06:53 PM
@@ Rhona

He he i left them of on purpose, you may fly away, we want you to stay

But with wings is also possible.... let me see if the space is enough
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 12:42:15 PM
How could i reject your wish Rhona

But dont fly away !!!!!

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/forrhonawings.jpg)
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 14, 2008, 01:21:31 PM
I can think about a few one liners that could be added in a little bubble in the picture to show what Sandy was singing about!
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 01:27:40 PM
  woo_hoo

Daddy G - you must put yourself back into the picture again - sit down their in front of me

@ Bertie - behave yourself!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 02:05:10 PM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on August 14, 2008, 01:21:31 PM
I can think about a few one liners that could be added in a little bubble in the picture to show what Sandy was singing about!
Me too lol

Bring out yours i say nothing

@ Rhona i tried with me in the picture, you would be covered up to much....
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Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 02:10:55 PM
 Mmmm  see the  party  just  grew  bigger   .. welcome  Rhona  .. as  for  what I  was  supposed to be  singing  ... Tis  my  secret  ..
The  addition  of the roving  minstrel   at  least  made  me  look  credible ..   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 04:37:50 PM
@ Daddy G - that's okay if you cover me up a bit, but please put yourself back in  cat3
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 04:47:28 PM
@ Rhona: Here we go again , you twisted my arm LOL

A great bunch of Oranjemunders now

Question : What is Sandy doing behind you, is he getting fresh ????  23_146_26

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/forrhonawingsgeorg.jpg)

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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! - what a great picture......I'm going to print it out and keep it - just me and my buddies.  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on August 14, 2008, 04:59:35 PM
 202  .. Looks like Sandy has his hand on your bottom
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
Quote from: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! - what a great picture......I'm going to print it out and keep it - just me and my buddies.
And hang one in the bar for all to remember
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 05:12:44 PM
Quote from: DUNJA WRBKA on August 14, 2008, 04:59:35 PM
202  .. Looks like Sandy has his hand on your bottom
Naughty bugger LOL ha ha
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 05:16:45 PM
I think he was making sure it was still there  :culo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 14, 2008, 06:32:13 PM
And it was - according to his face expression!

You thought he was singing? Nope, look again.  He touched something really nice!  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 06:36:06 PM
  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 07:36:56 PM
Hey Diana, i see you behind the bar, i am waiting for your comment when we crushed your party LOL

I know, you are glad we came  ???? kiss kiss
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 07:47:45 PM
One very happy party  . we all got together  compliments of Georg ..    drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 14, 2008, 07:49:42 PM
 woo_hoo  Thats our Daddy G.......by the way I still have your hat. After that redition of "You Can Keep Your Hat On" it landed in the pool.
Rhona I see you found your wings....you left them next to the pool on the pump behind the palm tree...remember  drinking-37.  They were getting in the way????? Daddy Georg kept burning them with his ciggie.
Oh Sandy B what ???????????? on earth are you doing??????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
 ha ha

Sandy is not commenting on his doings, i can only assume judging his faces expression, a hand full i guess

Sandy Sandy Sandy what shall i say  image04
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 08:06:18 PM
I plead the fifth amendment ( thats what Bill Clinton did ?/ )  I will say that Georg digitally manipulated my hand there ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 08:09:34 PM
7 of us and 21 Bots - I think we better get our weapons ready ladies - and gaurd our beer and menfolk  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:10:05 PM
Dont blame it on me, just now you will blame Rhona for standing there

So for future pictures think where your´e hands are, you know my tricks LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 08:13:02 PM
I think Sandy was trying to steal my wings  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 14, 2008, 08:15:34 PM
I think I'm off to bed.....I'm FREEZING cold to-nite.   love(1)   BYe
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 08:17:41 PM
Ok Ok  my hand was just there ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:18:10 PM
@ Diana  to keep you warm try some Glühwein or a >>>> bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 08:21:22 PM
Gluhwein Georg .. gluhwein  please  .. you making it to your special recipe ... we dont mind waiting ...  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:25:25 PM
Ok here a nice warm Glühwein with all the spices includin cinnamon, orange, lemon and sugar

drinking-41

Make sure the wine is not reaching boiling point, best is to use a Tassenberg, better of course a pinotage, but thats a waste

Wish you spring soon !!!
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Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 08:30:57 PM
All as it should be .. delicious .. Thanks  Georg .. and yes if you boil it the alcohol evaporates .. we wouldnt want that hey ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 14, 2008, 08:32:29 PM
I'll have to try that...my hands and feet are like ice.  Sandy's not cold of course...Rhona HOTTED him up.  Realy going now......hee hee    ha ha  maybe I'll snuggle into Stephen with my coldness and p*ss him off. His tucked up and  164
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:37:06 PM
We also drink hot tea and a good dop of rum in the tea, that warms the whole body, off the bed after 10 minutes

I know how cold feels ....LOL Its all relative
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 08:39:16 PM
@ Diana - Stephen will be only too delighted if you put your feet flat on his back........Trust me  sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:41:13 PM
Rhona !!!! Thats mean, and i thought you are such a nice girl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 14, 2008, 08:42:09 PM
Ja me  going to sign off soon ..  Me ave to be fresh for tomorrow .. bosslady down again for monthly management meeting .. I'm already booked .. drinks after work and then dinner .. I must think of a restaurant  to go to ..
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 08:43:05 PM
I am a nice girl - I'm telling you; Stephen will love it if Diana puts her feet on his back........honest  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 14, 2008, 08:44:31 PM
 ha ha

OK me >>>>  164

Lekker slaap
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
  gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on August 15, 2008, 01:49:03 PM
Glad to see you are all behaving yourselfs, whilst me and my dear wife slog it out down here in the big city..... I hope Georg remembered to restock the pub...... Went to a lekker restaurant yesterday evening called Surfside here in the strand. In fact on the Jetty.... Sundownser and all.......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 04:02:55 PM
  :wow1: What the..........Did any of you guys see that? - Mike snuck in under the radar; robbed some beers and headed off again  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
Hi Rhona

Exactly, that bugger came to take the booze and has the atrocety to ask if i have refilled

He is to far otherwise i would donner him, i may be a shorty, but he can not scare me......never ever

But lets wish him a good time in CT with the family, i think he deserves it
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 15, 2008, 04:14:21 PM
The Strand is only about 25-30 km from me - let me know if I should go shake the flat to see if there's any bot bar merchandise!  meanpuff
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 04:15:51 PM
Cheeky brat..........let's hope he remembers our  msn emoticon (69)

Good man Bertie - knew we could count on you to sort him out..........I bet he hads Michele keeping watch while he did the raid -  image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 04:16:39 PM
Bertie shake him break him and get all the booze he took here and bring it back

Give him my regards by that token, at least to Michele

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 15, 2008, 04:23:55 PM
I know the building from the pictures - just wish I knew what the number of the hide-out apartment is!  I've got petrol in my truck, ready to go salvage what's left.  If you spy this post, Mike, sleep very light, I might just wake you when you least expect it! image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 04:25:29 PM
Oh Bertie - what fun if you could call over and bang loudly on his door and the run away and hide; all the while watching him getting mad........  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 04:26:17 PM
Just follow your nose to the  braii that will be Mike for sure, if not grab a Borewors and run or join the party..... affe-red
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 15, 2008, 04:30:30 PM
Good idea!  Maybe if I get up early enough tomorrow morning I'll be able to ruin their breakfast and have some of the leftovers from the braai on the balcony!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 04:32:01 PM
 braii hammer bar(1) drinking-37 but watch shadow >>>>> policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 15, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
Did my research - I know Shadow is still in Oranjemund!!!!  He-he!
Have to go rest now, have to be up early to work on the master plan!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 04:35:33 PM
  image281 Go get him Bertie.....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 04:35:43 PM
OK Bertie stay well bye daman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
I will be off for a while, may come back later again

CU all in the Bot Bar motorbike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 07:47:25 PM
Hello .. me back home .. Hows everybody .. Hello anybody here .. ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 07:58:38 PM
Who's MIKE?????????    Stealing our beer and all.    image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 07:58:53 PM
Hi Sandy, i am here with my girlfriend Diana, hope she comes out of the hiding
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 07:59:33 PM
Why she hiding ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 07:58:38 PM
Who's MIKE?????????    Stealing our beer and all.    image21
Bertie will sort him out, secret mission, write to Bertie the precise adress of Mikes Appartment in CT
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:11:32 PM
I's  Boobs  here my sexy OLD man........now tell me MIke?   MIke who????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:13:31 PM
Mike the great ....Spar Mike or scottie

Both Mikes are on leave
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:36:26 PM
Oh HIM......I spyed him in the bar this morning and  BoomSmilie_anim  him   arse.   He didn't get away with much beer just 2 cans.  ha ha
Where are all the lovelies to-nite  women(1)  cowgirl  Vamp
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:38:03 PM
@ Diana, when you are here who needs more lovelies, you make up for 4
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Ag Daddy G ....... msn emoticon (18)
woo_hoo  pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:43:49 PM
no one else around, lets have a quick  kiss  muahhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 08:46:43 PM
Hey I'm watching you two ...  drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:47:29 PM
sheshhhhhhh Sandy, dont tell
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:47:59 PM
Sandy B ...over here!!! pass Daddy G and I a  drinking-41 shiraz please. ( and I see you over there) WE going to get in twouble Daddy G   kiss.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:49:19 PM
No Diana, thats ok, no trouble on my side if Sany stays  shutface
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:52:01 PM
Hey Sandy bring on the Shiraz and  shutface
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Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 08:53:02 PM
Oi! you two............get a room!  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:53:22 PM
Saaaaaaaaaaaandy do your duty  bar(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 15, 2008, 08:55:33 PM
Behave now Daddy G. the  image203  is back.

Well hello there Rhona, having a good nite are you?      :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 08:56:35 PM
Thats ok, rhona want say anything...... affe-red
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Post by: Rhona on August 15, 2008, 08:58:59 PM
Well Diana this evening I checked my mail and I covered my right eye with my hand and stayed glued to a red dot waiting for an image to appear..........of course the image appeared and I almost fell off the chair I laughed so much  arse ........  image281 Absolutely brilliant - thanks for that  image201  image201  image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 09:00:17 PM
Show that to us Rona, i want to laught too
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Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 09:00:45 PM
My lips are sealed ..  only  unsewn when we under the Lapa hey Diana  ?? .. Oh yes i missed  the relaying of some juicy stories  last sat night when Rhona   fantasy-18  in  and  georg just did the wandering minstrel thing and arrived , and made me sing ..  that apart from present company ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 09:01:59 PM
What song was that Sandy ????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 09:02:58 PM
Naand Andrewette , joining us for a  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 09:08:33 PM
Cant exactly remember Georg .. ask Diana although i am sure she was exaclty memory compromised as me ..  By the  way Granny D your grandchild  Morag sleeping happy and tired .. Tina giving her a time and a half with rough and tumble ..  Happy home ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 09:09:53 PM
That IP Bot is watching us in the bot Bar   150.70.84.42


Website Access Analyzer(waalog)
http://suche.aol.de/aol/redir?src=websearch&requestId=a84c0a742307135&clickedItemRank=1&userQuery=150.70.84.42&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tk.airnet.ne.jp%2Fkatsura2%2Fcgi-bin%2Fasahi%2Fshowstatistics.cgi%3FSite%3Dwaalog&title=Website+Access+Analyzer%28waalog%29&moduleId=matchingsites.jsp.M&clickedItemPageRanking=1&clickedItemPage=1&clickedItemDescription=WebResults
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 15, 2008, 09:10:17 PM
Just got back home from a braai, had enough booze for one nite thanx!   quickdop  Just popped in quickly to see if you are all behaving...

Half the booze are gone thanx to Mike, the rest is all over the place!  Geez think I'm gonna leave again!

You'd better tidy up before you leave..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 15, 2008, 09:12:08 PM
Nope we dont clean up we leave it for the   fantasy-18  and elves to clean up  ... Gnight all  me off to bed ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 15, 2008, 09:13:58 PM
Good idea gan slaap  164 gnite
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on August 15, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
 bye_bye
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 16, 2008, 08:18:27 AM
...........  policedog-small ............Just doing Bot Patrol and what do I find - only the bar is wrecked........those   fantasy-18 didn't bother tidying up last night - there will be warnings given out when they show up again!  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 16, 2008, 08:28:39 AM
We all buggered off the bed,  pan


next time i leave early so you can tidy up, good girl fantasy-18
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on August 16, 2008, 08:42:16 AM
Report back.....
Sorry guys, I failed miserably in my mission.  Drove over early to the Strand, and did some recon.  Found Mike's truck (have picture to prove it), but the whole Strand was still asleep. 
Unfortunately the block is very secure and no outsiders can enter.  Managed to bribe the lady in No.4 of the building to take a parcel for the Alexanders, and she promised to deliver it to them.  I wasn't allowed to go up the stairs, and there was no answer on the intercom system (connected to the different apartments). I even phoned the caretaker, who told me to bribe the gentleman in No.7 to let me in for he was currently in CT, but no luck - no answer there, too.  Either the whole building only wakes up at lunch, or the intercom system is broken.
OR .... Mike spied my post and read through my plans to take back the booze and sabotaged the electronics of the building to keep me out!!!!

Sorry Mike, Michele, Shanon, Cameron.  Would have loved to surprise you, but I couldn't stay any longer - many other commitments the rest of the weekend.  Enjoy the parcel - I'm sure you'll sort out what belongs to who in there!!
3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 16, 2008, 11:30:57 AM
Failed ?/  Mike was  braii   at the back of the building and di not want to share the meat ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on August 16, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
Aw Bertie - you really are one in a million and I hope the Alexanders got their  msn emoticon (69)


..........  motorbike .........  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on August 16, 2008, 08:44:45 PM
Me got home from  braai .. see Georg has dropped in ..  Eyesight .. better tonight ??
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 16, 2008, 08:46:20 PM
He he he Sandy, yes, also just came in from a dinner party

Quite here tonight
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Post by: SandyB on August 16, 2008, 09:19:51 PM
Sit down have a drink and chat  drinking-41  to your  wiser  appy from many years ago ..
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Post by: SandyB on August 16, 2008, 09:24:41 PM
 better so how about the satire I metioned in another topic ...   go to .. its a  site with satirical  comment  on the world at large and of course good old SA ...  its advertised in what grabbed me in the newspapaers today as well   loved the one on george bush ..

almost an oops  thanks god for the modify button ... http://hayibo.com/
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 16, 2008, 09:30:24 PM
Bush was in the opening ceremony in Peking

As one of his countries walked in, he dit not stand up

Our german commentatorsaid:  may be he does not know that country yet LOL

That Guy will soon be gone, but what will follow

The situation with Russia is scary, right at out door step

I dont know whom to beleive at the moment, i distrust them all
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Post by: SandyB on August 16, 2008, 09:42:46 PM
On your doorstep and yes your concerns are justified .. we all have problems on our doorstep and in our backyards ..  and yes trust in politicians is a hard act to follow ..  one of the few i trust is our mayor  and leader of the DA Hellen Zille , to all extents she seems to have integrity  is a hard worker  . and does not tolerate slackness  from her close staff .. the mess below her she can only try to do damage control .. would love to work for her ..    but Georg  admit the satirical look at things is good ..   takes the edge off the  cut and thrust of life ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 16, 2008, 09:46:01 PM
I watch lots of comedy-satyrical views, they do exaggerate to make the points clear, always lots of thruth in it
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 17, 2008, 05:35:58 AM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on August 16, 2008, 08:42:16 AM
Report back.....
Sorry guys, I failed miserably in my mission.  Drove over early to the Strand, and did some recon.  Found Mike's truck (have picture to prove it), but the whole Strand was still asleep. 
Unfortunately the block is very secure and no outsiders can enter.  Managed to bribe the lady in No.4 of the building to take a parcel for the Alexanders, and she promised to deliver it to them.  I wasn't allowed to go up the stairs, and there was no answer on the intercom system (connected to the different apartments). I even phoned the caretaker, who told me to bribe the gentleman in No.7 to let me in for he was currently in CT, but no luck - no answer there, too.  Either the whole building only wakes up at lunch, or the intercom system is broken.
OR .... Mike spied my post and read through my plans to take back the booze and sabotaged the electronics of the building to keep me out!!!!

Sorry Mike, Michele, Shanon, Cameron.  Would have loved to surprise you, but I couldn't stay any longer - many other commitments the rest of the weekend.  Enjoy the parcel - I'm sure you'll sort out what belongs to who in there!!
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This is a good example of what this forum is all about. Bertie, you are truly one in a million! 23_11_61
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Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on August 17, 2008, 08:32:05 AM
 23_11_61

I agree 100% Carl.  As I was saying to you on the phone yesterday, not many like Bertie left ...  Few and far between.

Sorry we live so far away. 
<---- In need of a good dentist and a good friend  cl1   
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 17, 2008, 08:37:20 AM
Hey, you guys making me blush!!!!  What Mike and his family have put in to achieve this great site, and keeping it up with us "old Oranjemunders" always being put first, THEY are the deserving ones who should be praised!  I just wanted to show my appreciation, for without them, I would never have made contact with all you great guys and the making my life better than before!
Spoke to Mike just now.  Unfortunately we wont be able to get together.  Time just doesn't allow it, but I'll make an effort soon.
3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on August 17, 2008, 08:47:03 AM
Did they get your gift Bertie? Oh and when are you popping over to the Emerald Isle with a bag of surprises  image203
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 17, 2008, 09:00:26 AM
@ Rhona - Yes, they got the gift!  I managed to get Mike's cell no from the Spar in O'mund (whose number I got from International inquiries), and left them a note about the gift.  So, after a detour of about 4 apartments, it was delivered to them by one of the residents, and Michele phoned me when they received it!
Mike had a competition with the guys from the block of apartments across the road who apparently also had a braai on their balcony - to see who can make the biggest fire on their balconies!  Haven't heard the fire brigade driving past last night, so I presume the building is still standing!?
Oh, how I wish I could pop over quickly to visit you guys in the Isles and Germany!  Will have to work out a route - so many people I would like to visit.  Still haven't had any response to my letter which I posted to Santa regarding out-of-season renting of the sleigh!
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Post by: Rhona on August 17, 2008, 09:06:16 AM
  image281 I can just picture Mike pouring petrol on the braai so his flames would be higher - what is it with boys and competition?

I'm in the process of building a new house at the moment; which should be completed by Christmas - maybe you could hitch a ride with santa!
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 17, 2008, 09:10:15 AM
 image281  Like they say, what differentiates men from boys is the size of their toys, or braai fires in Mike's case... ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on August 17, 2008, 09:12:37 AM
Very true Carl - never mind the whole place could of gone up in a puff of smoke - so long as our boy had the biggest flames.......Maybe the guy from the other balconie was Rhodes   image281
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 17, 2008, 09:24:31 AM
Carl & Rhona - I wish I could have seen the competition!  It's a beautiful building, with nice big balconies.  Well, maybe he was held back a little, due to the fact that his bakkie was parked in the basement, right under the said fire!  I managed to take a snap of it early morning when I couldn't reach them!  True Cheetahs supporter - check out the stickers on the back.
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 17, 2008, 09:30:31 AM
All thats missing is an orange on the aerial... ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on August 17, 2008, 09:41:03 AM
Bertie I see in the pic that there is a surveillance camera .. dont tell me  .. your face going tobe on the wanted  pages .. Bertie the spy .. see the MIB follow Mike around all the time and now they going to  want to know  which secret  oranisation  you belong to .. or if there duplication  .. or if you messing on their turf ...   ha ha
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 17, 2008, 09:44:41 AM
Nah, Carl, I couldn't see the front - the picture was taken through a heavy security gate.  I'm sure Mike will comment on the furs and oranges when he's back in Oranjemund tomorrow evening! ha ha

Regarding the camera - I only saw it afterwards - I might be on their "wanted" list in the Strand.  Fortunately, where I was parked, there wasn't any cameras, so they wouldn't be able to trace me from my registration number - I hope! :wow1:

Oops, just remembered I called the caretaker from my cell - damn, they could trace me that way? image061
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Post by: SandyB on August 17, 2008, 09:49:38 AM
Good luck  . I suggest  you  take a driving  course  from  our  taxi drivers  then you will have at hand all the necessary recklesness and skills to evade  whenever you see the  suspicious  dark  car following you ..
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 17, 2008, 09:55:35 AM
Good idea Sandy!  In the meantime I wont be answering "Anonymous" or "ID withheld" calls on my cellphone! image14
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 17, 2008, 10:22:38 AM
Bertie

You are right in the cams picture, now fly low for some days until the tape is deleted.

After that, you should be on the safe side again   affe-red
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 17, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
Blow me over with a feather Bertie, you know where Sandy and I live. We would have welcomed you with open arms and a bottle of Shiraz. none of this security sh*t, Mike's been in O'mund to long. As for the gift....our bestest friend you could have been.   drinking-37 
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Post by: Rhona on August 17, 2008, 06:35:28 PM
  :emot112_2: He sure is brilliant
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 17, 2008, 08:33:35 PM
Hi to all

Bar is empty ????

I take a drink after all excitement of the day, seems to be over now, most of it is deleted  hammer

Now to the fun part  drinking-41

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 18, 2008, 06:34:41 AM
 goodmorning     Boobs
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 18, 2008, 06:44:31 AM
Hi Di  goodmorning
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 18, 2008, 06:20:07 PM
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Hello everybody, just to let you all know that we are back safe and sound! Had a great but busy time in Cape Town - if Mike had his way we would still be there, but it was time to come home! Bertie - thankyou for the lovely gift - I wish you had gotten the cell no. earlier so that you could have phoned us - we would have loved to have seen you!  Boobs - sorry we weren't there long enough to get to see you either, next time we promise it will be a bit longer and we'll get to see everybody!

Now I have to say goodbye so that I can go and change the load of washing - the only downside of being away is catching up on the washing and work - not looking forward to going in to work tomorrow - a weeks worth of work is going to be piled up on my desk for me to sort out!  notfair Luck Mike is off until Thursday - I'll have to find him lots of work to do at home to keep him busy!

Maybe I could make use of  pan and  fantasy-18 to get all of my work done for me!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 18, 2008, 06:51:56 PM
Welcome back family Alexander

Great in CT i know, but i will be in France as from tomorrow visiting great castles on the Loire

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/Obernai4354.jpg)

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(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/chambord.jpg)


(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/usse2.jpg)

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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 18, 2008, 06:57:13 PM
I hope you have a lovely trip Daddy Georg - we look forward to seeing your new photo's!

Whilst you're here would you like a drink? No Sandy but I don't mind serving drinks between sorting the washing!  bar(1)
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 18, 2008, 07:04:13 PM
Gee, I've only been gone a week and you've all forgotten me already! Where is everyone tonight?

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 18, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
No no, not forgotten

I am always in the background, but now that Mike is back, i take a break, it was an exciting time while you were away

Thanks for the wishes, now a scotch for me please, i think i earned it

kiss
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 18, 2008, 07:08:53 PM
There comes lovely Dalene

sing us a song my country girl LOL
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 18, 2008, 07:09:57 PM
Welcome back!  Everyone has wondered if you lot had decided to stay in CT  -  even the lot on that great ORANGE forum has been wondering where you guys were (you should check out the posts they directed at you Michele).

Hope you had a super duper holiday (I know you had the chequebook in hand, Michele).  The worst part of a holiday is the washing when you get back home.   We should start a range of clothes that can be disgarded after a holiday - think how much money we will make!

My server also seems to be on holiday  -  slow as a snail tonight!  Takes eons to get something posted and can't even type properly.  !!!      drinking-37
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 18, 2008, 07:18:07 PM
CT is great but we're not ready to move down there permanently yet - still love our little oasis in the desert! Even got back to find they are tarring our road today - strange thing is that it wasn't even in bad nick! I wonder who is coming to town that they want to impress!

Of course I had the chequebook in hand, Mike got his pocketmoney to spend and that was it - otherwise he would be in the process of setting up a new flat screen tv!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 18, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
Well Hello boob1, Another great summers day in Cape Town to-day, I supppose it will be freezing and raining again to-morrow. Strange weather we having. Drinks please Mr Barman..... drinking-41   drinking-41
Boobs
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Post by: SandyB on August 18, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
Hello all  just got in .. see everyones safe and sound at home ..  Ok who's serving ??  drinking-41
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 18, 2008, 08:39:20 PM
What?  Surf's up?   Where's my boogy board?  You should see all the great waves here on dune no. 47 just short of Ashkam!     

weed       wrong(1)       drinking-37       What was in my tea? 
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Post by: SandyB on August 18, 2008, 08:41:21 PM
Your tea was spiked ??
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 18, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
 BoomSmilie_anim    Bots or guests lurking around   -  hellava lot of them!


cuqui   Go sniff out the baddies, Vlekkie!  (Each time I call this little bugger, he pees on my screen!)


Yes, Sandy  -  must be the lurkers, for I am a very decent girl  -  I only spike the road with nails for the spinners and the boomboxers who rattle my windows!
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Post by: SandyB on August 18, 2008, 08:48:30 PM
You even have spinners and boomboxers up there ?? dont these poor  a.. holes  ever grow up .. who they trying to impress ??
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 18, 2008, 08:59:17 PM
 madashell   -  Like clockwork everyday at 5pm this stupid freak stops in the road with a bloody car that has a boombox in, turned up at full volume.  All the windows in my office rattle, you can't speak on the phone...   If only it were decent music, but it's just a load of crap and noise.  Then he takes off with spinning tyres   - ....

Mark my words, one of these days I'm gonna storm out here and rip those speakers right out of his car.  Sometimes think that's what gives momentum to the piece of crap he's driving, so I don't know how he manages to spin it.
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 19, 2008, 06:15:05 AM
Do I detect traces of Groot Oom Dirk in that last posting? Gee hulle gas Dalene.
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 19, 2008, 12:34:27 PM
@ Dalene

Throw powder all over his car and then tell him " now when your boombox is going and you spin your tyres as you take off at least there will also be what looks like smoke, now that will really be cool"

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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 19, 2008, 01:39:44 PM
I just cleaned the pool, sipping a beer with Cat Stevens singing The first cut is the deepest ... on my 4th draught.... with the braai fire going a bomb behind me.... whilst I print out cheat codes for Shannon for Sims 2.....

LIFES GREAT!
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 19, 2008, 02:36:20 PM
Yip it is, but just remember Michael, you go back to work soon!!!     image201 image201

How you feeling now?   ha ha
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 19, 2008, 03:45:47 PM
 sorriso2   Paula,  I love your plan about the baby powder!     drinking-41
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 19, 2008, 03:49:30 PM
I'm glad I could help  image04

drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on August 19, 2008, 07:40:48 PM
The wheelie popers remind me of when i was in high school at Wellington ... the Datsun 1600 SSS came out ..  reputed to be the  first standard  manufacture 1600 that  could  reach 160 Km/Hr and sustain it very well  .. under the bonnet  one huge carburettor to  deliver  fuel five speed gearbox the whole tut ... anyhow if one  remembers datsun had an odd  gear  layout ..  where  first  normally is  sits  reverse ..  .. they had a beeper to  warn  one .. any  this  one afternoon  here comes  mr windgat with his very new  soon to be  Dustbin Cripple S... stops at the traffic  light  .. music blaring ..  revving  while waiting for the lights to change ..  ligths turn green .. he pops the clutch  .. spinning of  wheels and smoke and the car  flies  backwards into the  huge  american car behind him ..  crash  .. the car looks more like a hatchback !! in sy moer !! stupid ass ...   forgot the  gear layout  and could not hear  warning beeper   cos of all the noise in his haste  to "impress "   what he  thought to be his admiring public ...
We had one do the same thing the other day  in his zooted up corsa .. dropped what i assume to be brother at the school and did the pop clutch number  a cloud of smoke car struggling to hold direction .. all of a sudden a loud bang ..  driveshaft  totalled snapped off from  continious abuse .. car crippled  and  his  admiring  public laughing at him ...
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 19, 2008, 08:54:32 PM
There is nothing that beats the Afrikaans expression in situations like you described, Sandy.


"Lekker Bliksem, jy wil mos!"
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 19, 2008, 11:02:25 PM
or ...... "Kry vir jou!"

shutface
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 20, 2008, 05:38:32 AM
Is somebody serving breakfast in here as it sure is busy online this morning! Good morning to Bertie, Cherry, Jr and Wayne!

feedme

Don't you just love school holidays - an extra 1/2 an hour in the morning to spend online!

  fantasy-18 pan
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 20, 2008, 05:40:43 AM
Hi Michele,
Popped in early to see if there's any left-overs, but no luck.  Just some dirty glasses!
Finished first patient already (emergency 6h30), so I'll have to go without brekkies!
Enjoy holiday!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 20, 2008, 05:43:24 AM
What a dedicated dentist you are!

I was also hoping for some leftovers but seems we'll have to go without!

Wish I was still on holiday but my desk looks pretty scary after only being away for a week plus one of my staff members went on leave yesterday - she is getting married next Saturday. Luckily the rest of us all pull together and share the workload!

Have a good day, I guess I should start getting ready!

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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on August 20, 2008, 05:59:58 AM
Hi Michele,

I was hoping for a big, fat greasy breakfast (something I very rarely eat!) as I have a day from hel today and need the fortification.  Ah well, looks like the usual All Bran and banana for me today!
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on August 20, 2008, 06:28:21 AM
A good gag for the next time u'r waiting at a robot. Works well with Volkswagens who also have their reverse gear under first.

As the light is about to change to green, pop the car into reverse and make as if u'r gonna pull off. Guaranteed to get flashing headlights and panic stricken hooting from the poor soul behind you.
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 20, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
 image201

my kind humour!

image201
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 20, 2008, 11:45:16 AM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on August 20, 2008, 05:40:43 AM
Hi Michele,
Popped in early to see if there's any left-overs, but no luck.  Just some dirty glasses!
Finished first patient already (emergency 6h30), so I'll have to go without brekkies!
Enjoy holiday!


Hey doc, I don't want to surprise you but you may be the only one doing a patient at 6H30 in the morning  msn emoticon (224)

witch-43
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 20, 2008, 12:53:44 PM
After 15 years, NOW you tell me there's normal working hours!!!!!  I thought it looked a little dark, but then, everybody else in town could have overslept?  Hey?  Hey?  Possible?  Hey?

By the way, no brekkies yet!
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on August 20, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
 trex-073 image201
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Post by: Rhona on August 20, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
  :emot19_2: Hellooooo - anybody there?

(Oi - where's my leprechaun having a beer???)
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Post by: SandyB on August 20, 2008, 07:03:45 PM
Hello hello .. me in here for a short while ..  need an early night ..   feeling very bushed  but nothing beter than a drink with friends ..    pan  fantasy-18   beermug20
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 20, 2008, 07:09:30 PM
Same here for me.  Had quite a busy day & just came back into office  -  been out on the road.   Gonna go to  164  early.  Have to be up and about again at 5 in the morning.
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Post by: Rhona on August 20, 2008, 07:10:03 PM
Feeling quite tired myself - so I'm on for an early night as well  164
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Post by: SandyB on August 20, 2008, 07:11:38 PM
05:00 ?/whats  that ?/ last time I used to do that was for cycle fun rides ..
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 20, 2008, 07:21:01 PM
 notfair  to be up so early, but got appointments on very early tomorrow with clients in Blackrock  -  about an hours drive there & then schlep to go through security at mine gates  -  that takes about 15mins.....  ag well  -  all for a buck in the pocket!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 20, 2008, 08:21:30 PM
 woo_hoo  pole-small  discodance  drinking-41  image281  image203  image 11  Boobs  Vamp  cowgirl  quickdop  BoomSmilie_anim   image21   :auguri1:    fireworks1

Now try and sleep...... woo_hoo
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Post by: SandyB on August 20, 2008, 08:25:57 PM
Soo sorry .. these fish not biting tonight .. dont knowwhat it is .. maybe the time of year but everyone seems bushed .. 
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 21, 2008, 03:31:35 AM
Up early again, but this time not for emergency.  Working in Clinic in Nyanga other side of CT airport this morning, so I have to leave early!
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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 08:13:28 AM
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 21, 2008, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 08:13:28 AM
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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 05:21:11 PM
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 21, 2008, 05:29:46 PM
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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
Well helloooooooo there - fancy a  image 11
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 21, 2008, 05:37:23 PM
Quick one .. thanx .. slurp, slurp, shlurp, shhhlurp.  Thanx Rhona, off to bed again, see ya t'morrah. 
PS - Will post the MSG topic this weekend on the Health board.
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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
Are you really off to bed or are you going to watch some quality tv?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 21, 2008, 06:57:53 PM
Where's the dentist gone to?

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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 07:17:10 PM
  164 .........probably dreaming of  Boobs
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 21, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
... or bread recipe's to dazzle us with......  fantasy-18
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Post by: SandyB on August 21, 2008, 07:53:19 PM
Went out for a bit of  a chilli experience .. Korean restaurant in Obs ... had my favourite Tofu with chilli and basil ...   how we all ??
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Post by: Rhona on August 21, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
  image21 - bring it on!!!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 21, 2008, 08:04:38 PM
Tofu with chilli and basil - sounds really interesting! Despite the fact that I haven't eaten meat in (now I have to do sums at this time of night) 17 years I've never tried tofu! It's not something we get in O'mund!

I'll have a double of whatever's going please - oh and pass those complimentary peanuts please!  image201
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Post by: SandyB on August 21, 2008, 08:14:34 PM
 @  Michele ...  Tofu deep fried ... you can make your own .. take soy beans  soak and grind up  then add lemon juice to make the curd .. check innternet for decent way of making ... although i am sure via spar you can  get some in at good pricing .. to deep fry one has to compress to  get out liquid ..  slice into cubes  or strips  .. then  hoosh into hot oil ...  the dish I had was Tofu with  green beans bamboo shoots and slivered carrrots .. with the chilli and basil ..  served with sticky rice  .. i eat it with chopsticks  in a bowl .. I had extra chilli and  douched in some soy sauce to just bind the flavours ...  Yummy ...
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 22, 2008, 03:39:04 AM
No-No, I REALLY went to bed.  Have so much to do this weekend that I will be dividing my days in 3 sessions each - will be doing chores at funny hours.  Just got in the rhythm yesterday evening.  Have done it before, I get more done like that.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:43:29 AM
MRS ALEXANDER, I had Tofu on the shelfs at Spar 18 months back, Blue Dragon stuff from Patleys, but nobody bought that stuff....... Everyone wanted to know what it was and if they could eat it with Mopani worms......

faceinfood
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 22, 2008, 05:13:34 AM
Oops, Mrs Alexander, maybe you should ask for an inventory? image201
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 06:12:26 AM
Gee, I guess thats what comes from working in the same store for 13 years! Mr Alexander I keep telling you that you need to start advertising new products that come in! You could even add a recipe so that people know how to use it!

3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 22, 2008, 10:39:10 AM
You tell him Michele, he still is not listening to you as I see him online doing photos in work time again, I think you should fire him!


ha ha image201
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on August 22, 2008, 10:41:00 AM
Worms???   faceinfood ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 10:59:03 AM
Mopani worms yes  .. Jnr  ..    us poor  starving folk  south of the equator .. we  eat them here ..
tourists as well  .. ask  mike ..  image201
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 11:06:10 AM
Crunchy little buggers!  chocolate-51
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on August 22, 2008, 11:33:45 AM
I only eat these worms...
faceinfood
ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
The  worms or  the  tourists Mike ??     cat3
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Mopani Worms..very popular up in Phalaborwa. Although I did find them a bit to tangy.
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:08:29 PM
You guys can keep your worms - I think I'll have a beer instead  image 11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
Wasch happensch to thesh whishhhkeeeeee!    bar(1)
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 22, 2008, 04:20:49 PM
@ Mike - Quick, have a coffee in stead - wake up for the game in 40 minutes! image041
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 04:21:35 PM
We're not telling! We're not telling!

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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:26:04 PM
Has the Paddy gone missing?  policedog-small
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:32:39 PM
Paddy is at home sealed.....Mike will be rushing home from work at 18h22 to catch the game....sober!


Gee! a customer just phoned me to thank me for my choice in wines that I sent to him.... he just phoned up and asked me to send him 12 bottles, my choice......
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 04:35:27 PM
I didn't realize Spar was doing internet orders now as well! Gee, I really need to spend less time on the forum and more time concentrating on Spar!

image201
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:37:05 PM
Oi! You... enough of your sarcasim.... get your barefeet into the Kitchen and make sure my drinking gear is ready for the big game when I get home.....Ahem!



thumper



















love(1)
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 04:40:19 PM
Still 1/2 an hour to go - beers are already in the fridge and your chair will be ready and in position for when you get home!

It's too cold to go barefoot tonight though - still got my takkies on!

With love from your humble servant!

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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:41:43 PM
Oi! get a room you two..........  kiss
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:42:39 PM
Oh! and I have purchased some of Namibia's finest beef for me dinner..... and a pkt of Mrs Paarmans awesome pepper sauce, please have my trusty steak pan ready to burn for half time.... I do not expect you to cook this prime cut of meat.... It is a mans job.....



(Man! I wonder how far I can push this?)

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3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 04:47:08 PM
 image031 - and here was me thinking I'd have a meat-free smelling kitchen for once! Not to worry, master, I will get the frying pan out and ready as well!

Oh, by the way, it's too late -you've already pushed it too far!

ha ha

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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 04:48:27 PM
 kiss
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:49:46 PM
Best bring home an ice-cream for your missus - or better still let her open the galaxy minstrels  chocolate-51
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 22, 2008, 04:52:54 PM
Hope Mike has a spare key ...... somebody's in trooouuuubllllllle!
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Let's have a beer Bertie and watch the  fireworks1
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 22, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
She loves me.....this I know...... I er...think!
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 05:36:18 PM
   BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 05:45:29 PM
 motorbike............ BierSuip.............. motorbike
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
  image21 ...............  image 11
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 22, 2008, 06:18:33 PM
 image18
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 06:20:11 PM
I nearly thought you were  36_1_72 this evening Stennie but the closer I walked I could see the smoke was coming from somewhere to the left of your place!

And where is our wonderful  bar(1) this evening. Guess I'll have to stand in for now - who wants what?

image 11
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 06:25:19 PM
Now that you finished cooking .....I'll have a martini please  boob1
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 06:32:18 PM
OOOEEEEE   boob1  my   martini   Boobs
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 06:46:30 PM
Here  drinking-41  ...  I  just love my neighbourhood..  we doing a potluck this Sunday for lunch .. Bruce our neighbour down the road has organised it ..  evrybody has to bring something   .. there will be a toal of 30 of us including kids ..  So I'm starting on a huge pot of bean and butternut  curry ... will have to tend it for three hours  to cook to perfection ..  summers coming soon there will also be the  impromtu braais in the lane ..  we have a small town enrgy in the city ..
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 06:49:06 PM
Yoohoo! Mrs. Barlady - I'll have a  beermug20  ooooh! and have one yourself
  cheers
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 06:56:59 PM
 woo_hoo  boob1  I'm over here.......at this rate I'm off to Sandy B's braai.
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
What dish would you bring along?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 07:03:20 PM
I DON'T C.O.O.K...!!!!!!!!! drinking-41
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 07:11:26 PM
That beer bread recipe sounded really good! I might be tempted to take something like that, or else an apple pudding!

faceinfood

Your neighbourhood sounds really great Sandy - a little bit like Oranjemund! I can just imagine all the adults sitting around chatting and eating and the kids running up and down playing together!

allgood
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 07:13:30 PM
I'll help Diana carry the beer - what time do you want the three of us to turn up Sandy?
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 07:18:08 PM
Yup the impromtu braais .. something .. typically end of a hard day or maybe a sat afternoon  ...  wander out into the lane  glass of vino in hand ..  if there  neighbours .. its chat .. another glass or two and then " mmm maybe we should light a fire  for supper .. " we know the rest ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 07:26:23 PM
Hey Sandy Rhona spoke....these beers are getting heavy.
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 07:28:21 PM
Never mind the beers, there's not going to be anything left of this beer bread or apple pudding if he doesn't answer us soon!

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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 07:29:16 PM
Just drink them as you walk .. the load will get lighter .. promise ..  cat3
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 22, 2008, 07:34:10 PM
Bring more Rhona thats way to little. image 11
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 07:35:44 PM
And that from the guy who is supposed to be on standby this week-end!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 07:39:41 PM
 36_1_72   OK I've got the fire going???????????
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 07:40:32 PM
Did Mr. Stenson just call me little?

 image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11
 BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  
 image18  image18  image18  image18  image18  image18  image18  image18
  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20  beermug20

Have I enough beer?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 07:48:01 PM
 image 11  image281 yes Rhona you do....now my  36_1_72 burning out. Who's braaing our meat...not I  quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on August 22, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
Not the boys either by the look of things -  image 11
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 07:52:36 PM
Keep it up  .. you  not doing too bad  with  the braai .. we  watching ...  drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 22, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
What happened to Michelle???? Has she gone to make the salads????  SAndy stoke that fire will you. Rhona  image281 and me  quickdop  (where's my passed out wine drinking smiley gone?)
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Post by: SandyB on August 22, 2008, 08:02:46 PM
I told  you  i'm watching you girls  burn meat  ...   drinking-41
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 22, 2008, 08:11:55 PM
 3_8_14

Well, I'm going to say goodnight as this pc has obviously had enough of me and wants her old master back - she keeps bombing out on me - jealous female!

gnite  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on August 23, 2008, 03:49:42 AM
  goodmorning Bertie
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 23, 2008, 03:54:25 AM
 goodmorning Rhona!  We're aloooone here this early.  A lot of new posts to check out!  Let's put all the chairs in different places, so the crowd is confused when they wake up!  Will be posting the MSG thingy a little later this morning.  First going to type it out on Word, then paste it, otherwise I'm online too long!
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Post by: Rhona on August 23, 2008, 03:58:21 AM
Good plan 99 and I love your idea of the furniture shuffle......Oooh! lets  image071 in quietly ad move the beds into the living room and then move the living room furniture to the dinning room and the dinning room furniture to the bedroom........  image201 what fun when they wake up and find themselves sleeping in the living room......Sssshhhhh! quietly now.........  ha ha
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 23, 2008, 04:04:58 AM
Who's a heavy sleeper?, we'll carry him/her into the bathroom to wake up there! image071
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Post by: Rhona on August 23, 2008, 04:11:43 AM
  image281 I love it - what about aunty Diana........she'll just think she was stollen again
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 23, 2008, 04:14:24 AM
Good idea!  But her dog scares me a little.  We'll have to ask Shadow to distract him!
Rhona, except for us two, there's 3 guests peeping in as well.  Come guys, show your faces!
Have to go do a bit of work now, will chat again later.  Scream if the guests bother you, hey, or use your special skills! image21 image203
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Post by: Rhona on August 23, 2008, 04:23:46 AM
See you later Bertie - have a good day...........I can't wait to see Diana face when she wakes in the bathtub  image281
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 23, 2008, 06:22:48 AM
 image201  very funny guys! Nothing better than waking up in the kitchen - at least I didn't have to walk too far to get my breakfast!

Can't leave you alone for a minute can we! And as for that Shadow - it's amazing what a piece of biltong will do hey!

policedog-small
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 23, 2008, 09:12:59 AM
 :emot19_2:  H.E.L.P  I've been stolen again...theres taps and plugs and I can hear water dripping....
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 23, 2008, 09:35:28 AM
He-He-He.  Dont worry  Boobs, you've just been "misplaced".  abouttime for you to wake up, Diana!  There's a whole queue outside the bathroom waiting for you to move so they can "get going"!  Rhona - it worked! Where's that high 5 smiley now!?

By the way - I see the "Bot Attack" topic stretches over 200 pages now!
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Post by: SandyB on August 23, 2008, 04:19:15 PM
Uugh .. we just had a bit of winter again today ...  I ventured out .. did a bit  of a shop .. then  when i nearly got rearended by a minibus taxi  doing lunatic thing in the traffic .. i stopped off and  bought two loads of firewood .. have locked myself inside .. .. my bean and butternut curry  preparation of last night has yielded good results  ..  tastes stunning  and all ready for tomorrow  potluck lunch ..    faceinfood     mmmm  ...  lit a nice fire .. its roaring . the dogs lying in front .. ( sorry  left my camera at work ) will order take out Pizza .. and chill tonite ..
Paul  going through PMS ... ( Post Mini Syndrome ) .. he just sold  his  old   70's   Mini Minor  and feeling heartsore at letting her go ...  better than letting her  stand in the road with the rand notes dropping off .. and the  new owners  are happy anyhow ...   me chilled and had  a few  drinking-41  reds .. ..methinks a nice snooze .. and then .. well relax  some  more ..
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 23, 2008, 04:48:38 PM
Good idea, Sandy.  I'm also getting into bed early tonite. Fortunately got quite a bit of work and chores done today (well, I started at 5 am).  Too lazy to read, hope there's a good movie on TV, I feel like a brainless night tonight - just staring at the screen until I fall asleep!   cheers
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Post by: SandyB on August 23, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
Decided to go down the road  instead of doing take out ..  had a nice relaxing time .. left the entire house open for dawgs  ... fire burning up a storm .. got back relaxing .. they two   natures  children playing in front of fire ..  lifes good ...   
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:06:33 PM
  image071 I wonder is there any mischief I can get up to now........
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 24, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
@ Rhona - seems we're always in here same time, with same idea!  What shall it be today?
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:16:57 PM
I was thinking of an old favourite - swapping sugar for the salt or putting flavoured water in the kettle, maybe a yukki peach flavour - can you imagine what the irish coffees will taste like then???  image281
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 24, 2008, 04:23:58 PM
Great idea!  Lets see who's the first to drink peach-flavored coffee!
I wonder how long Sandy's going to nap?  He said he had some juice from the grape by the bottle, and I see his last posts were in capital letters.  Bit hard to focus, Sandy? quickdop
Come closer, Sandy, you're only 6 posts away from 2000!   
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:28:08 PM
  :emot19_2: Hellooooooo anyone for a nice cup of coffee..........aw come on..........Uhm!.....I'll even boil the kettle for you and Bertie will get the sugar
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 24, 2008, 04:33:41 PM
Florrie, Mike S, we see you walking past the bar - care for a nice warm coffee?  Rhona already boiled the water!
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 24, 2008, 04:35:22 PM
I'll stick to the beer thanks. BierSuip
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:42:27 PM
Oh no Mike - a nice irish coffee or a hot whiskey will be way nicer...........come on - all you have to do is sit on the comfy sofa and myself & Bertie will do the rest
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 24, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
Sorry, we tried, Rhona.  One beer coming up!  We'll just leave the kettle there for the night shift!
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 24, 2008, 04:50:30 PM
Ok! one Paddys Whiskey please.
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 04:53:06 PM
  woo_hoo We have a victim...........I mean - one hot Paddys coming up...........  image031 aaaggghhh! damn & blast I haven't it in my heart to ruin a good Paddys
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 24, 2008, 04:55:38 PM
We'll keep it for one of the pole dancer recruits!
Ah-ha, there we go.  Enjoy, Mike! cheers
Unfortunately I'll have to leave you two now.  Just got visitors.  Chat in the morning! Don't make a mess!
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Post by: Rhona on August 24, 2008, 05:01:37 PM
We'll try not to wreck the place  image21
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Post by: SandyB on August 24, 2008, 06:28:02 PM
6 away from 2000 ?? did not even realise ...  and I  hope they all been quality ..  nothing short .. always some substance ...  meaningful and in the spirirt of things ..
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Post by: SandyB on August 24, 2008, 08:36:55 PM
Well  I'm feeling a bit better  .. had some left over curry .. a nice hot bath .. having a quiet glass of wine and lots of soda water .. the potluck lunch went of extremely well .. Bruce   and Noel have a very kid friendly garden .. anyhow i indulged in a bit of child  behaviour as well .. when i went out for smoke break  I  played on the swing ...  I will post the rest later .. 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 24, 2008, 08:42:13 PM
Gee! Sandy ...don't you know that you should'nt swing and drink wine at the same time..... you might spill it...... there's only one person I know who is qualified to do that....don't worry Aunty Diane..I won't tell.....  allgood
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 24, 2008, 08:44:59 PM
 drinking-41  MY claim to fame.
Hey Sandy what, the hell you dressed all summerified and I'm freezing. Do we live in the same town.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 24, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
I tend to notice that a lot of you OLD people get cold very easy..... the blood is clotting up in your old veins.....

:emot19_2:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 24, 2008, 08:52:50 PM
Actualy Michael 50yr old women never get cold so I must still have good wined out blood.  Just by the way accept my skype address will you.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 24, 2008, 08:53:35 PM
Ok.... thats me for the night.... I'm off to bed.... I bet that blerrie Shadow is lying on my side of the bed again...... GNite Pensioners, it's been fun........

woo_hoo
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 24, 2008, 08:54:53 PM
I'm not skyping, the camera fell down behind the desk and I'm to fat to go under and fetch it.... So I will have to lose a bit of weight before I skype again...those bloody MSG thingys again....

fantasy-18
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 24, 2008, 08:56:29 PM
OH no Shadows going online now.    gnite
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Post by: SandyB on August 24, 2008, 09:01:06 PM
@ Diana .. I  tend to try defy the elements at times .. the sun came out mid morning so i dressed for it .. and yes was rewarded with reasonable weather ... ..   and yes i can swing , drink wine and smoke at the same time ...  the other thing  despite  my good vintage .. ( cant believe  I'm 52  on friday )  is something people pointed out  .. the oldest at the  potluck is 40 .. thats bruce the  host .. they observed my  ability to go down to cross leg position  like a scissor jack and then up  again .. to me thats just so natural  .. most could not do it  with my consumate ease even when pissed  .. ?? am i freak of nature .. ???
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 24, 2008, 09:03:05 PM
What times the party on Friday??? discodance
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 24, 2008, 09:05:15 PM
P.S. Michael send Shannon under the desk to fetch the camera.
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Post by: SandyB on August 24, 2008, 09:16:58 PM
Diana .. I'm planning to do something at Jamaica or at woodstock lounge   eraly sept ..
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Post by: SandyB on August 25, 2008, 06:10:50 PM
Geez wheres everybody ??
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 26, 2008, 06:00:57 AM
Well the Creedy's arrived safely..... they were last in Omund 30 years ago..... We spent the whole evening, eating, drinking and chatting..... wow the memories..... the people ,the stories...... the time just flew by...... todays braai day.....

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Post by: SandyB on August 26, 2008, 08:41:22 PM
Again .. Bar empty .. ???  everybody    164   No   beermug20   no   quickdop   no   image281    no   Boobs   no   pole-small   ..  so  go home and   get   image061    anyhow   ?? Huh whats  happening .. ??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 26, 2008, 08:44:34 PM
 iknow These youngsters can't keep up with us oldies...they need their sleep. The older you get the less sleep you need. So Sandy lets you and I have a drink to Daddy G and us. drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on August 26, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
Ok a nightcap .. me just ahd another fight with the Flu .. took yesterday avie off  .. did  heavy hourly dosings of echinaforce .. went inot slumber  .. light sweat and today ok again .. my bosses have been carrying the latest bug for the last 2 + weeks  and spreading the joy instead of just going home and  dealing with it .. .. me been batting it off .. but yesterday it   almost took hold ..   but yes got to keep the strength up ...   Ok  drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 26, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Stephen and Morgan been flu'y again as well. Seems to be a recurring type bug. I keep threatening to start but nothing ever comes of it.   Well I'm  164 now.  drinking-41   3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on August 27, 2008, 07:07:30 PM
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11
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Post by: SandyB on August 27, 2008, 07:15:43 PM
And just look who's popped in .. Our very own Rhona !!   No    witch-43   just    Boobs ( we know who that is )  and  fantasy-18   and    pan(1)  .. Ok    drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 27, 2008, 07:17:44 PM
Only in for a little; just to catch up on the gossip and have a couple of beers......and maybe  image21 a bot or two
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 28, 2008, 04:51:22 PM
My turn to visit the bar for 5 minutes.  Then back to slaving before I get fired - have a big $*#%@&^*%  for a boss!  Anybody want to swop?
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 28, 2008, 04:54:36 PM
Slave away Bertie...you not touching my beer.
BierSuip
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 28, 2008, 04:55:26 PM
Just a sip, then?  pls
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 28, 2008, 05:07:34 PM
Ha!  Mike stepped out and I took my chance.  Thanx!  The beer was delicious!  Will leave a tip in the glass for the pole dancers!
G'nite all!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 28, 2008, 05:40:04 PM
 pole-small    popped on in and nicked the tip..... woo_hoo  bring on the dentists they tip well.... Boobs
Had a  drinking-41  or two and got rid of some bots  BoomSmilie_anim. Now I'll relax a while and listen to some DaddyG banjo  his a lot better than KennyG you know.....mmmm who left this behind  weed  great stuff.... discodance
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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 06:43:00 PM
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 28, 2008, 06:46:05 PM
 woo_hoo   bar(1)   image281   :auguri1:  It's almost weekend.... and I promised my dear wife that there would be no braais and beer.....   23_146_26
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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 06:53:01 PM
Oooh! and a promise is a promise.........Lucky Michele...........why not have movie night with a nice bag of Galaxy Minstrels...........mmm! mmmm!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 28, 2008, 06:58:13 PM
Going out to Sandy's "Friend" Fanie's place for dinner 2morrow nicht...... so it will be rustig........ nothing to stressfull just the girls knocking back garlic slugs.....

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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 07:00:25 PM
Slugs - yuk! I'd prefer a sandwhich myself
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 28, 2008, 07:12:48 PM
No braai? image19
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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 08:03:16 PM
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Post by: SandyB on August 28, 2008, 08:08:33 PM
 Fanie ...  Sandy's Friend .. indeed  so he does not want to tell me how much for accomdation  ( gratis ?  then definitely so ) or give confirmation ... Oh well its  a ' namibian thing " i suppose ...
Me and Paul went out down the road .. woodstock lounge the place that Diana likes cos its got poles .. just shared two platters and chatted ..  feeling trepidation .. my birthday coming up tomorrow ,, normally  i would be arranging a party .. would take a day off work .. do the shop start preparing all nice goodies ,, tension builds up in home .. me and Johnboy in true fashion ripping each others livers and spleens out . ( no only joking but getting an event together is sort of stressfull  and  two strong egos can clash  )  most importantly  we would get a good  thing together  and once all toghether I did not have to wory for a thing cos he would leave me to get pissed with guests  and take care of all the small details throughout the evening ..  .. well this year  that support not there ..  so far I not had the mental energy to piece something together .. will do something later in Sept before i  go to Thailand in Oct ..  whatever ..  strangley in other postings i refer to what you  think / project comes back to you ..  in this case .. just good things ..  tonight .. at woodstock lounge ,  all i have had is people coming up to me and saying how much they miss Johnboy with their Rugby  events .. he would always go there   to watch the matches .. have a  few .. and mutter all the time .. " you doos  dont  you know  how to handle a ball "  etc etc .. he knew well enough  used to play for Paarl gymnasium and then  the Paarl team after  high school ..  just so good to hear peoples good memories  of a fine soul ...  Oh well heres  to us all and a bright future ..  tomorrow another  " number " gets notched onto my belt of life ..
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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 08:10:59 PM
Hiya Sandy  bighug and  drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 28, 2008, 08:12:59 PM
 drinking-41  Johnboy
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Post by: SandyB on August 28, 2008, 08:15:44 PM
Oh yes we  definitely raise the glasses   drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 28, 2008, 08:19:06 PM
  drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 28, 2008, 09:50:41 PM
Can someone raise my glass for me, I'm to pissed now to handle a glass??


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Cheers everyone   drinking-41
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Post by: SandyB on August 28, 2008, 10:07:10 PM
Oops we now have paralysis ???  ... next thing Mike will be calling you auntie Paula .. never admit to that paralysis ..  it has consequences ..  202
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 28, 2008, 10:17:07 PM
I'll just tell him  shutface


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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 12:56:57 AM
Tsk! Tsk! Aunty Paula, how the young have fallen.... Uncle Sandy,   congrats
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on August 29, 2008, 09:22:40 AM
Mike  shutface


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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 29, 2008, 11:16:27 AM
 image031 what a crappy day today!

Perhaps  Boobs or  image203 could come and take me away on their  witch-43

pls pls pls
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 29, 2008, 01:07:44 PM
Don't worry baby  boob1  I don't have a  witch-43  but jump on my  motorbike  and we can go have a blast.  Boobs

fireworks1
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Post by: Rhona on August 29, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
Oh no - what's happening? We are on our way...........  image16 ........out of the way you lunatic -can't you see I'm in a hurry.....
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 29, 2008, 01:42:54 PM
 woo_hoo  thnx guys - you're the greatest!

dawoman

As long as you can hide me somewhere far away from Spar where there are no phones either!

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Post by: Rhona on August 29, 2008, 01:52:18 PM
  BoomSmilie_anim .....................  :emot19_2:
Take that phones!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 02:12:40 PM
The Deep freezers.... -20 degrees......   callme
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 29, 2008, 02:16:37 PM
No chance - they'd find me in there! I can't even go to the loo in peace!

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Post by: Rhona on August 29, 2008, 02:38:21 PM
Come over to mine...........I'll hide you
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 29, 2008, 06:43:15 PM
 pole-small    drinking-41    pole-small    drinking-41
sooo peacefull here to-nite,,,,,
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 07:39:16 PM
sooo peacefull here to-nite,,,,,
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 29, 2008, 07:44:16 PM
No go tonite

The barman is celebrating his birthday, i wonder what time he comes home filled with shiraz
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 07:45:56 PM
Oh! Off course it's his birthday bash evenong....red wine will be flowing down the main road.......  daman
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 29, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
And we are not invited, bugger keeps his red
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 07:53:35 PM
...hehehehe! I for one do not feel like any drink this weekend,,,,, wat to much over the last week or so...time for a break..went to the Op My Stoep restaurant 2nite....packed and festive and I stayed alcohol free.... then some pr*ck drove at a heckuva speed with brights on behind me in a bakkie driving like a right tonsil...... I slowed down and he shot of and then did the same thing to the car in front of me, which happened to be my father in law..he slowed right down and when he was overtaken he switched to brights and the guy swerved and then sped off.... i have a good idea who it is...so will gryp him when i see him in the store next week...

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 29, 2008, 07:57:27 PM
I must drink alone now, will have a COGNAC, lecker stuff from France, but only one !!!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 29, 2008, 08:01:47 PM
way too sweet for me that stuff..... whisky if I must touch spirits,,,,,,

Hey, was it emotional for you when you found your grandfathers grave? what thoughts?]

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 29, 2008, 08:11:55 PM
Cognac is not sweet

Emotions ? Yes some but not to much, i had the urge to go there instead of to my fathers grave that has vanished in Russia. He was shot by german fire, unclear what really happened. The tragic part was, he was killed 3 month before my birth. I missed him my whole life......

By the way, all with the name of Georg Ruf.

The War near Verdun was horror for all.

The first time i was there searching, was about 15 years ago, by internet i contacted an organization that sent me details. Normal graves disappear after about 20-30 years, but those are maintained as a warning to all of us, now about 90 years. Mixed feelings standing there in the quiet forest. For 2 hrs, no car passed by, could not even hear birds singing as thought they want to keep the silence
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Post by: SandyB on August 29, 2008, 08:26:52 PM
Normal graves disappear after about 20-30 years, but those are maintained as a warning to all of us, now about 90 years. Mixed feelings standing there in the quiet forest. For 2 hrs, no car passed by, could not even hear birds singing as thought they want to keep the silence

Indeed a moment  . indeed .. I get a good mental picture of it .. 
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 29, 2008, 08:35:30 PM
The emotional moments

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Post by: SandyB on August 29, 2008, 08:48:04 PM
I wont even ask the thoughts going through your mind but can well imagine them .. me and Paul sitting tonight after quiet  birthday dinner .. i booked  a table for 3 .. us two and a place for our absent life friend ..  we  toasted me and my fine life partner and for him a good friend .. got  on to how  we move  on and how life moves along .. what was once darkness 11 months ago is now  becoming more and more light .. and then ultimately we move along  with the good memories .. for you so different to go to the grave of someone you have a parental connection but never knew , but yes deep in your soul you do indeed know ..  ask for all the final answers in your dreams .. they will come and final closure ..
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 30, 2008, 03:48:48 AM
@ Georg Snr.  I can just imagine the emotions and thoughts going through one's mind.  I also believe it was something that simple HAD to be done, for inner piece.  Well done.  And well done to the people who keep the graves neat and recognizable so lessons can be learned by next generations! congrats bighug

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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 30, 2008, 06:36:51 AM
Thanks for sharing that Georg, it must have been tough..... a lot of the youngsters tend to forget their history and the tragedy of war..... the human cost.....
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 06:17:28 PM
Looks like we have 10 'guests' lurking around trying to steal our beer..........best drink it fast  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11 ......hic!!!.......  image281
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 30, 2008, 06:28:30 PM
 beermug20 image 11 beermug20 image 11 beermug20 image 11

I'm there with you girl!

bar(1)
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
Ah! the last two standing - anyone else brave enough to join us for a few beers and some inteligent conversation....
  image 11   BierSuip  image 11  BierSuip
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on August 30, 2008, 06:47:46 PM
 quickdop image18 looks like we have no takers for tonight and it's just you and I!

Their loss - we've got plenty of intelligent conversation to keep the two of us busy!

BoomSmilie_anim shooter image21
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 30, 2008, 06:58:45 PM
Hi Girls!  Just popping in, so you can carry on with your tea party!  No, just kidding.  Just finished painting the reception area here, so I'm going to have a nice shower now and then to bed.  Tackling the next room tomorrow!
Raining cats & dogs in CT.  Street in front of surgery looks like river!
Enjoy, hope the fire is burning nicely!
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on August 30, 2008, 07:00:05 PM
Really crappy weather!  Was supposed to go to my partner's tonight and the road flooded! Sucks!  Have to have a lonesome drink!
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 30, 2008, 07:06:14 PM
Ok, now you're 3 girls - enough to have a party, not just a chat anymore!  Lekker slaap!  gnite 3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 07:07:44 PM
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 08:57:25 PM
 image16  Phew...I made it.....hello from a wet, cold and stormy Cape Town. Lucky I'm carrying a bit of extra weight else I would have blown away. Well I'm late "cos we've had no power since 5p.m. just come back on now.  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:12:48 PM
How romantic - you sitting by candle-light with a good  drinking-41

Welcome; welcome; welcome
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:17:02 PM
Yip and I've got my computer plugged into a candle.   image061
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:20:35 PM
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Oooooh! Diana - check it out, you have 4000 posts - good for you  :auguri1:  :auguri1:  msn emoticon (69)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
 woo_hoo  I do......crack open some more wine...... drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:31:28 PM
  woo_hoo - you are the leading female; that must definitely count for something  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:44:19 PM
I'm sure I'm very important now and I'm not even a Moderator. Do you think it means I can tell them what to do?  affe-red
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:47:49 PM
For sure you can tell them what to do - I bet you even have magic powers  fantasy-18
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 09:51:18 PM
 discodance
Now i think I must go play some games on facebook...babysitting Morgan to-nite...who knows when her parents will be home.
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 09:52:05 PM
Is she on a sleep over or are you over at her place?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
She is in my bed listening to Grand dad snore. Mandy will be fetching her.....I have her all week..don't do Saturday or Sunday mornings.
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 10:02:39 PM
  164 Let's hope you don't get tired and need a lie down while Morgan and grand dad are taking up all the bed space
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 10:07:06 PM
Granny had a nap this afternoon.    164
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 10:13:09 PM
Good thing Granny had a lie down cause now she can stay up late and play  image203  image203
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Post by: Clive Symes on August 30, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
so this is where you hang out after I go to bed
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 30, 2008, 10:16:42 PM
Clive Clive...this is what we morph into after midnite.... women(1)  Vamp   pole-small  cowgirl
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 10:18:46 PM
Hiya Clive - we spend a lot of time in here........can say whatever we want and drink free beer while here; we have chats about nothing and everything; we dance and sing and generally have fun, fun fun!
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Post by: Clive Symes on August 30, 2008, 10:33:21 PM
I remember those days when every one including myself morphed into someone else,  motorbike quickdop
and back out to another party,

drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 10:34:20 PM
  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Clive Symes on August 30, 2008, 10:38:19 PM
 notfair  Im shattered, want to stay up but its been a long week, up at 04.00 - work by 05.00 and working till 20.00 its been a long haul, Just hope we get the contract weve been working on.

Cheers &  gnite
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Post by: Rhona on August 30, 2008, 10:44:18 PM
  gnite Clive - might see you hanging around tomorrow!!!  image 11
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 02:47:36 AM
Well, still early, so I'll just pop in to see if you girls behaved last night.  Looks like a peaceful evening in the bot bar.  Not too much damage!  Hope you have a great Sunday!
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Post by: Rhona on August 31, 2008, 06:21:12 AM
Paint! Paint! Paint!.........is that the plan for the day, Bertie?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 06:45:45 AM
More of a case of Sniff Fumes, Sniff Fumes and Sniff Fumes , I would think.....
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Post by: Rhona on August 31, 2008, 06:55:52 AM
  image281 Probably right there and he'll take loads of breaks so he can come on here and see what's going on! Glad I'm not paying him by the hour........
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 12:57:00 PM
Hey,  notfair  Mike & Rhona. Haven't posted for 8 hours!

Yes, it was more fume smelling & painting, but it's done now!  Next weekend the kitchen and outside front wall if the weather plays along.  Just had an afternoon snooze for I was up at 4 am this morn to finish up in time, now starting with some laboratory work (denture setups) while watching cricket.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 01:19:18 PM
Cricket Sschmicket.... I stopped watching that sport after the Hansie saga...... went to St Georges Park in PE to watch India vs SOUTH africa once..... awesome stuff..... lost faith in the game thereafter.....

notfair
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Post by: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
If  the  weather holds up ??  me  feeling  as if  Winter is  trying to do a really good wave goodbye .. it feels as if  someone  left the darn fridge door open .. sun comes out and then suddenly a squall  and clouds and rain and the temperature drops ... up down  that seems to have been the course of the day ..  I normally dont feel the cold , but todays one of me times ...  making me feel  really grey in the head ..
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 01:49:57 PM
Well it pured down buckets here last night, and a few showers today..... I had promised Michele that there would be no drinking and braai this weekend..... however after much moping around (it always works) she put me outta my misery and instructed me to light the fire just now..... I now have had 3 beers and the fire is roaring away in the cold wind, whilst I hit the keys listening to The Housemartins whilst sipping an ice cold beer, wondering if it was wise of me to lend my neighbour a six pack as I have severly depleted my own stock.......

woo_hoo  23_146_26
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 02:47:53 PM
Man! I just love Cajun music..... listening to Balham Alligators.......   woo_hoo
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 03:53:56 PM
Well, the TV was on, but didn't really watch the cricket anyway.  Just good to have something going on in the background.  Regarding my very eager painting spree - what a baboon!   affe-red  I ripped old telephone wires from the walls, and in the process, must have ripped one of my electronic safety gate wires at the reception's front door out as well......  Let's just say I have come to the conclusion that I'm definitely not an electrician!  Two hours later, and the damn thing still doesn't work.  I've tried all possible combinations with the wires and even laid down new wires from scratch.... can only get the thing to go on continuously or not at all.  Will have to open gate manually with key for everybody who wants to enter/leave the place until I can get the guy who installed it over tomorrow. image061
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 31, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
Broer Bertie...red wire to red wire...... Blue wire to blue wire.... and the green wire...welll just leave it alone... coz it's way to cool to mic with those other inferior wires....
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 04:50:24 PM
Not that easy Mike.  It's two wires running from 2 different rooms each with it's own opening switch, then there's the transformer, and then there's the wires going to the lock on the gate.  Oh, and they used 3 different kinds of wires - so color-coding is out.  One is just like thin flex, one is like telephone cable (that's why I ripped it out with the old wires), and the other has 6 colored wires in them.  Too much for my brain!

Would have been great if I had a diagram - I'll be able to do it then!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 31, 2008, 04:58:56 PM
First you switch OFF the opening switch THEN you run the wires form the one room matching blue with blue then red with red then green with green. Making sure you connect the flex with the flex and the telephone type cable with the telephone type cable. Repeat with the second room.  woo_hoo  It works.
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Post by: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 05:07:23 PM
Never mind the wiring .. Ive just bought two packs of thornwood extruded logs ( they dont throw sparks )  and have now lit a fire .. damm house is like a fridge .. everything has this damp feel to it ..  so a nice roaring fire to help drive out th e damp feeling .. and if that does not work at least it cheers one  up .. going to try my own home made rendition of the  tofu stirfry with chill and basil ...  wish me luck  .. lots of chillies to warm the  soul ..
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 31, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
Quote from: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 05:07:23 PM
wish me luck  .. lots of chillies to warm the  soul ..

Well Sandy, you know that burns twice......... braii

Why dont you help that poor dentist and get his wiring fixed..........i thought we are all friends here !!! ???

Leave him to pull teeth but not pulling wire, that will never work LOL laughpoint
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Post by: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 05:29:39 PM
Yes  Georg  .. watch the chillies on exit ..  I tend to  take it easy with them but love the  flavourburst in the mouth ..
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Post by: Bertie Horak on August 31, 2008, 05:57:25 PM
Nothing like a chili or two to warm you up and get the circulation going!  Enjoy Sandy! PS - lot of rain for the last weekend of August hey, and I agree, it feels like a fridge here in CT.  It's probably snowing on the mountains - the wind is right for it.  I measured 41mm of rain in my garden this weekend, but stars are visible now - that's when the night gets real cold - no cloud blanket to keep us warm.

Me - decided to stop worrying about the wiring.  Will watch a movie while I finish my lab work, about an hour's work left, then off to bed.  Starting early tomorrow.

Keep warm all!
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on August 31, 2008, 06:58:20 PM
My feet are finally warming up - had a fire on all day still cold.  Eventually made a hot water bottle for the tootsies - toasty now.  It's as well I didn't go to my partner's last night - six metres of his roof blew off at 11.30pm last night.  He sat up the rest of the night baling out a paddling pool to keep from being awash.  Playing backgammon on the net - no movies on that I want to watch so probably go to bed soon.
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Post by: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 07:16:33 PM
Mmm dinner went down well ..  Yes last night some vicious weather  went down .. I woke up at about 2 with a feeling of trepidation .. the squalls are the worst ..  silence and then suddenly these huge   gusts wind then rain ..   bucketing down .. only mess was the water run off from the collection tanks was so heavy it washed a lot of sand out of the greenhouse ..
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Post by: Clive Symes on August 31, 2008, 07:21:03 PM
House is warm fire is stoked, just a slight cold spot in the study so I'm off to join the rest of the family in front of the fire.
Also start early tomorrow, at my desk by 05.00 but hope to be gone before 15.00 ( if all goes well) and home by 15.20 tomorrow.
Enjoy the rest of the evening.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on August 31, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
The weather will soon change in the cape, i hope for you.......but it will change here too the other way round

We had a lovely warm day today, up to 28 ° C, but i think it will be over soon.....

Hope that you will also shiver with us when winter comes, i keep you updated

The last 2 weeks, in France....... all weather experienced, heavy rains, clouds and sunshine. Arriving back home, the weathar improoved again  notfair
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Post by: SandyB on August 31, 2008, 08:18:33 PM
Ja .. me putting a last log on the fire and let it burn itself out .. the chimney runs through my bedroom upstairs so room  should have warmed up somewhat ..    164
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 01, 2008, 05:43:02 AM
Looks like the Physics I did 24 years ago paid off!  My electronic gates are working!  Drew my own diagram last night and sorted the wiring out early morning... so proud of myself.  The switches should be in parallel, and the lock in series with one of the wires running from the power source and the other towards the switches.  I had them all in parallel.  Simple for you electronic/electricity boffs out there, but a great achievement for me!!!!! woo_hoo. 
Oh, and I only shocked myself twice! image19
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 01, 2008, 05:46:06 AM
Do you use remote electricty too Bertie.
I heard you don't get shocked then anymore...  :buffo9:
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 01, 2008, 05:59:53 AM
No, plain, multicolored, confusing wires from a plug! 202
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 01, 2008, 11:41:17 AM
Now you don't have to go visit Georgjr for your shock treatment this week Bertie.


ha ha image201 image201 :culo1: image201
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 01, 2008, 11:58:55 AM
Yeah! I'm sure there'll be Intercontental wireless electricty someday....
ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on September 01, 2008, 12:55:23 PM
  chocolate-51
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 01, 2008, 02:23:46 PM
I see Rhona's enjoying this pain & suffering I endured (while gulping down a few choc's. ) :buffo9:

Well, the shocks must've done something - I feel A-L-I-I-I-I-V-E today.  Yes Paula.... Georg can use my appointment for somebody else this week!  Oh, and my safety gates are still working - the place didn't burn down due to faulty wiring today!  :culo1: image 11
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Post by: Rhona on September 01, 2008, 02:28:23 PM
@ Bertie - I'm keeping one eye on the news to see if there's anything about a mad looking dentist roaming aimlessly around C.Town, muttering to himself, smelling like a braai and with smoke swirling from him - but so far it is all about Hurricane Gustav - looks quite mad to watch live on SKY NEWS.
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 01, 2008, 02:37:12 PM
Haven't had time for TV today - will have a look now.  Is SKY the best channel to follow the storm?
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Post by: Rhona on September 01, 2008, 02:52:40 PM
It seems to be giving a fairly good update on the storm - with regular feedback
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 01, 2008, 03:08:16 PM
I think the media is blowing this storm outta scope.......  woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on September 01, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
Behave yourself - go stock a shelf or something.....and while you're at it - I'd like a drink, please?
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 01, 2008, 06:38:00 PM
Pictures of cape town storm in news 24 quite dramatic

here's hoping you all keep safe and warm
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Post by: SandyB on September 01, 2008, 06:56:02 PM
Definitely if you stay in a bungalow on 3rd beach ..  strangely enough the  worst i have experienced here  is just the squalls and the bursts of rain .. our old woodstock homes have stood  up to the elements for 104 years plus . and still faring well .. yes we have had some vicious storm fallout here at times  but appears the very  bad southeaster  of summer  is our worst curse ..  our position against the mountain seems to do something to  diminish the ravaging effects of the north wind storms  ..  but yes Barb it is cold here .. got a fire burning away  just to take the chill out of the house ..
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 01, 2008, 07:11:24 PM
well all i can say is .......

Wish me luck I'm going to the Isle of Wight bestival this weekend

Forecast this side of the world is bad.......
guess I will wish this picture was reality
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Post by: SandyB on September 01, 2008, 07:19:15 PM
 @ Barb   everything else is in place  but .. Wheres the glass of red ??  Nice pic ..
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Post by: Rhona on September 01, 2008, 07:20:19 PM
Is that you in the barrow Barb?
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 01, 2008, 07:27:34 PM
Aagh yes in Cornwall couple of years back,
@ Sandy red wine that come later after I refused the surf lesson from the Australian life guard on the beach.
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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 06:06:05 PM
Has the bar been closed for reburbishment...........looking good  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 03, 2008, 06:26:43 PM
 23_146_26 of course not!

Line em up!

What are you having?

bar(1) bar(1) beermug20 bar(1) beermug20
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 03, 2008, 06:50:21 PM
 image11a  wait for me... woo_hoo
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 03, 2008, 06:51:54 PM
 :auguri1: 3's enough for a party in my eyes!

Besides - Mike and Paul are having their own party on the fence!

quickdop beermug20 image 11 BierSuip image18
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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:09:15 PM
Hello there .. popping in for a while .. midweek and feeling dog tired already .. my right hand man was booked off for another week ,, was  supposed to return to work this monday ..  had a thrombosis  this weekend so rushed to hopsital and put on blood thinners  ... supposed to be fit for monday next week but now bloods still not 100 % so booked off till 12th .. that means me been holding the fort from 24th July till now and more .. I'm also getting worried  myholiday to thailand is from 8th Oct ..  we in swing for busy season .. hope to hell he Ok by then ..
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 03, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
We'll be holding thumbs that your righthand man will soon be back to 100% health - it is very draining when you have to do two people's work! I had a girl off work for two weeks now as she went to get married - I was so glad when the two weeks were up and she was back at work this morning!

Look at it this way - rather he has all these problems now whilst there is still a month to go before your holiday than just before you are due to leave! How long will you be in Thailand for? What a pleasure after all this cold, miserable weather!

image 11

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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 07:21:03 PM
If you can't go to Thailand, I'll be happy to go instead of you - see how nice I am?  image 11
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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:21:20 PM
8th till the 24th  i think .. must double  check itenerary ...
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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
Uhm! I think I can make those dates.......  woo_hoo
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 03, 2008, 07:26:47 PM
Don't worry Rhona - I know I can make those dates - we can go together - imagine the blast we'd have! Better start blitzing the body into shape now!

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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:29:34 PM
You mercenary bunch .. next thing you'll both have little wax dolls of me and sticking pins in it  just to make me  drop out ...   ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Now there's an idea - Diana can you get us some of Sandys hair; then the three of us can head off into the sunset
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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:34:21 PM
Rhona .. be careful  .. in a previous life i was a white witch in Ireland ...   image281
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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 07:35:26 PM
Was your name Bridget by any chance???
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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:40:37 PM
Nope .. is that the one you mentioned to me  in the book 
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Post by: Rhona on September 03, 2008, 07:42:09 PM
Sure is - any luck getting it? Want me to post it out..........
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Post by: SandyB on September 03, 2008, 07:45:34 PM
Nope  .. not even done any looking .. been so darn busy of late ...  will get there sometime ..   cat1.gif
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Post by: Rhona on September 04, 2008, 09:34:33 AM
  image071 .............  image 11 ........
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 04, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
 motorbike  BierSuip  right behind you Rhona.......
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Post by: SandyB on September 04, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
Mmmm. quiet in here  but me not  even going to try liven it up ..  no  pole dancing   . no  bartending . me  tired and ratty at work in mornings ..  snarl my way through the traffic and .. boss  saw the iritation in me this morning .. even the intercom getting to me ...   so  a quick one  drinking-41   and early bed ...   got to  try be  like   pan(1) tomorow .. got one or two customer visits ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 04, 2008, 08:21:06 PM
 drinking-41 ..... gnite....... motorbike........
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 04, 2008, 09:15:16 PM
Always find a good nights sleep does the trick.....

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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 11:36:03 AM
What time is the party at Diana..............do you need me to do anything for you?
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 11:52:34 AM
H - E - L - P.............. We are under attack - 34 'guests' no doubt.......  shooter  shooter  shooter

:emot19_2: Hello! Hello! is anyone out there - I need some help here   BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim

Anybody..........aaaggghhh! I've been hit - where's that wannabe doctor when you need him - Bertie I need help

These pests are either registering for an account or they are gathering all our information.........  image21

M - U - S - T..........P - R - O - T - E - C - T..........T - H - E..........B - A - R
  motorbike ..........  shooter
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 05, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
  motorbike   Boobs   I'm here Rhona   better late than never.........
image21   image21  image21
Pheeww   Bar protected...and heres a plaster for you
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 01:34:31 PM
Thanks Diana - it was a tough battle but at least we saved the beer for Stephens party..........how is the birthday boy?
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 05, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
Sorry, sorry, Rhona - 2 hours too late, hope you're OK!  Thankfully  Boobs came to your rescue!  Had a nap, working late tonite, and start 7 am in hospital tomorrow morning.  Enjoy the party!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 05, 2008, 02:41:15 PM
Hahahahaha! Aunty Diana's "pretty" looks scared them off.....  202   witch-43
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 03:46:46 PM
Play nice Michael - otherwise you wont be invited to the party..........and I heard we're having cheese-cake  feedme
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 05, 2008, 04:19:14 PM
There's a party?   Cheescake? My wife will make me a massivie omelette flavoured cheescake...so no worries there.....  kiss
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 05, 2008, 04:45:15 PM
Gee Mike - I'd thought you learnt your lesson the last time with those devilled eggs that got beaten, scrambled and fried whilst trying to make an omelette!

image201

Chocolate cheesecake is already made and in the fridge to set!

:emot112_2:
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 04:48:53 PM
  woo_hoo Chocolate cheesecake - what time will I call?
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 05, 2008, 04:57:33 PM
Well - how long is the flight over? Where will you land - Whk or Cape Town? Either way it's an 8 hour drive? Umm, you're cutting it a bit fine if you think there's going to be any left by then. Guess I better go and buy some more ingredients to make another one!

chocolate-51
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 05, 2008, 05:00:30 PM
 woo_hoo cheese cake...never mind the party....Stephen loves cheese cake.....shame and all I dish up is   pole-small
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Post by: Stephen Rudd(RIP) on September 05, 2008, 05:09:54 PM
@Michael  yellocard
Behave
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 05, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
You tell him Stephen!

image14
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 05, 2008, 06:57:22 PM
 notfair - where is everybody tonight? Friday night and everyone got something better to do?  Oh well, guess I'll be gatecrashing Stephen's party then. Better grab a  msn emoticon (69) and  image 11 and off I go!  image071

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Post by: SandyB on September 05, 2008, 07:06:58 PM
Goodness  gracious .. Stephen appeared online ...  Happy birthday  to you ..  sorry picked up late on this one ...  didnt realise it was you ...   it trust Diana  will amke it a memorable one ...  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
  image16 - outta the way, I'm running late for the cheese-cake....save me a slice, I'm on my way.....
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Post by: SandyB on September 05, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Bloody woman driver .. just look at you  careening along like a  cape town  minibus taxi driver pushing everybody off the road  in your haste to get a slice of chockcheesecake ....  what is this  world coming to  ??  go gently   use those     fantasy-18  wings instead ....
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Post by: Rhona on September 05, 2008, 07:32:07 PM
  image16 - if you ever tasted the cheesecake, you'd be jumping in the back......  feedme
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Post by: SandyB on September 05, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
I'm a fast driver meself but a bad passenger .. like to be in control of situation  ... I still say best method is   you  on   fantasy-18   and me on  pan(1)  if  we  late then all we  do is  wish for  loads of  chockcheesecake to Michelles recipe and we will be  showered with it ..  i see your  driving  score so far is .. one  old lady  crossing the road ..  some poor soul in a wheelchair ..  a pack  of cyclists ...  from where i'm looking the cars  bodywork  is looking like  crumpled tissue  in front  never mind the trophy cyclists helmet stuck to a windshield wiper  and some  poor old  dears wig  caught in the  grille ...
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 08:32:56 PM
How was the private party Diana  :auguri1:
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 08:39:54 PM
Did you have cheesecake like this
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Post by: SandyB on September 06, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
I see yoiu avoiding your damage tally  from your  reckless  CT taxi driver behaviour .. come on show some  remorse ...

take you back  .. the one time i drove up to my brothers holiday home  at Witsand ..  a day or two later i found the kind of mummified body of a  bright green  honeysucker type of bird  stuck to the car  grille .. well whether it was the birds fault for flying into my grille or not .. i shed a tear for its  lost life and buried it ..

so when we seeing you doing the  burial thing with the  cyclists helmet and the poor old dears wig ?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 06, 2008, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 08:32:56 PM
How was the private party Diana  :auguri1:
pole-small
Private Dancer
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
Looking good Diana - looking good  Vamp

@ Sandy - I'm not burying them, I'm going to wear them...think I look mighty fine in them as well

@ Clive - where did you get that cake  image031
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 06, 2008, 08:51:28 PM
EXCUSE ME....I may say...." Doesn't anybody drink in this  bar(1) anymore" ?
Me thinks I'll have to find a new one.....Maybe 'Kleinsee Online' has one?
quickdop  quickdop  quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 08:53:48 PM
You know what Diana - you are right........come on now ladies and gentlemen, stop lurking around - get a drink and let's party  image 11
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Post by: SandyB on September 06, 2008, 08:56:23 PM
www. kleinsee. komaanpartynou     just found this wondreful  new  reunion site .. they dont  seem to mind   who one is ..  as long as one joins in the party
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 06, 2008, 09:06:14 PM
 discodance  discodance  discodance
Hey Sandy B just went onto that Kleinsee site you spoke about ....wow talk about a cool bar..... BierSuip

Turn up the music here and come on Rhona lets  image203  image203  image203
Oops sorry was that your foot.  quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 09:08:19 PM
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
 chocolate-51 drinking-41
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 09:12:33 PM
so far with my link to the net the last 3 posts are still floating about somewhere
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 09:13:24 PM
Oih! Where did you get those chocolates?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 06, 2008, 09:18:17 PM
I too have a floating problem  quickdop  errr with the internet...ask Barbara Eia she thinks I'm not talking to her anymore....all my messages back to her are  errr floating... quickdop

image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 09:21:33 PM
I was thinking you were a bit quiet with us lately  quickdop
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 09:25:25 PM
Goes great with Coffee and this
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Post by: SandyB on September 06, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
NO Our Diana was  giving  birthday  bighug    and    Boobs   to  her man ...  me feeling fuzzy now time to clock out ...
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 09:30:00 PM
Are you logged onto the forum from a cake shop? mmm! mmmm!  feedme

 image16 Don't worry - I'll.....uhm!......save you (oooh! I do love cake)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 06, 2008, 09:47:49 PM
 bar(1)   quickdop
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 09:52:34 PM
Logged on from home, just put some more photos on the pc so have an Idea of whats there at the moment.

beermug20beers not my tipple

always have prefered the Captain Morgan or Yates Navy rum when I could get it.  quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on September 06, 2008, 09:58:38 PM
  BierSuip
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Post by: Clive Symes on September 06, 2008, 10:03:44 PM
Its past  Midnight  so Im off to   164
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 08:02:22 AM
Come on people - the match of the year is on today..........The Deise (Waterford) v's The Cats (Kilkenny) - bare in mind The Cats are playing for their 31st all Ireland hurling title and the Deise last played for it 49years ago!!! Tickets are like gold-dust and every favour in the land is being called upon; The cars and buses have been decorated and are heading to the capital as we speak, some even ventured up last night; all the towns and villages along the way have been decorated and all the hotels have been booked out. The pubs will be thronged, stuffed to bursting point; pints will be bought in twos and threes to save the pushing and shoving to the bar - The craic will be mighty - The neutrals in the land will shout for the underdogs. 'COME ON THE DEISE' - 3o'clock is throw-in.......don't even attempt to contact me - no post will be answered, the mobile will be switched to silent and the house phone will be taken off the hook......those who truley need me have an emergency way of contacting me - everyone else stay away for the duration of the game!

It could be a dirty one - Nay! it WILL be a dirty one.......keep your helmets on lads and mind the whip of the hurley. Watch your back at all times and keep your eye on the ball.............. 

  woo_hoo COME ON THE DEISE    woo_hoo

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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 07, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
Ok Rhona, let's have a cold one to get in the mood.  I always loved cheering for the underdog, so ....

GO THE DEISE!   woo_hoo image203 image 11
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 08:16:34 AM
  image 11  image 11  image203  image203  image203  image 11  image 11
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 07, 2008, 08:24:03 AM
I think this will be following soon if we carry on at this pace, Rhona .....  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 07, 2008, 09:34:25 AM
Mmmmh! Kilkenny you say?......I like their beer...... and....  woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 11:30:54 AM
Get out of it you traitor -  image14 - me thinks it's their black and amber stipes you like and the fact that they are cats..........  image21
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 01:45:01 PM
15 minutes to throw in - the excitement is beginning to build, the stadium is packed to capacity - the tv boys reckon The Deise will outnumber The Cats 3 to 1 in supporters.........what a game it will be

3 more pints there please  bar(1)
  image 11  image 11  image 11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 07, 2008, 02:30:36 PM
Here you go.....Three Pints of KILKENNY!

bar(1)   image281
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 03:22:00 PM
Oh My Goodness - what a game.....half time and The Cats are beating The Deise off the field - there is no come back, all that is left is save face and maybe close the gap between them - go home with a bit of dignity!
Kilkenny 2 - 16 (22 points)..........Waterford 0 - 5 (5 points) ------2 soft goals for Kilkenny. Waterford are taking Kilkenny on physically, shouldering and hammering them - but the play is all one sided.....The Cats are going to steal the LIAM MC CARTHY cup

                               COME ON THE DEISE
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 07, 2008, 03:26:46 PM
Oh dear - pretty much sounds like yesterdays game between WP and the Cheetahs!

image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 07, 2008, 03:52:02 PM
  Boobs       P-R-O-V-E-N-C-E
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 04:01:18 PM
The score is widening and we are now into extra time only 30 seconds left.....................final score
Kilkenny 3 - 30 (39points)..........Waterford 1 - 13 (16points)

Only thing left is to have a couple of pints  image 11  image 11  image 11
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 05:43:37 PM
Am I the only one drinking  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on September 07, 2008, 05:57:54 PM
Think I will join you for a cold one.  BierSuip
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Post by: Rhona on September 07, 2008, 06:02:55 PM
Thank you - 2 beers please Mr.Barkeep  image 11  BierSuip
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Post by: SandyB on September 07, 2008, 06:59:29 PM
Ja .. me just been lurrking .. busy with what i hate .. month end report ,, been putting it off .. got to have it ready for morning ...   cat3
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 09, 2008, 03:37:54 AM
And the devil lives in Kilarney...
Eh! Rhona?? Why actualy??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 09, 2008, 09:54:42 AM
Sh*t as I sit here...I hear gunshots, sirens and skeaching tyres.... what the hell is happenning......I aint going outside now. Will find out later.......now I need a drink  BierSuip
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 09, 2008, 10:16:15 AM
@ Diana, best is stay inside and wait

dont join the party  BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on September 09, 2008, 11:03:49 AM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on September 09, 2008, 03:37:54 AM
And the devil lives in Kilarney...
Eh! Rhona?? Why actualy??

''Some say the devil is dead,
the devil is dead, the devil is dead;
Some say the devil is dead
And buried in Killarney.

More say he rose again,
More say he rose again,
More say he rose again,
And joined the British army.''

Tra la la la la............hope that little tune answers your question Jnr...


@ Diana - what's happening - do you need us to come over and help you
  shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter

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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 09, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Diana, are you OK?  We are ready to rush and fight by your side from all the corners of the earth! motorbike shooter
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 09, 2008, 01:26:04 PM
Phoned police to find out whats happening in my neighbourhood.....like they going to tell me....chasing suspects they said.Anyways suspect either caught now or long gone. My excitement for the day,will find out via the grapevine what actualy went down. Lucky I didn't have to use my Bot Squad  skills  image21 . I did think of going to do a  pole-small around the netball pole in my front garden but I was wary about getting a bullet in my  arse
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Post by: Rhona on September 09, 2008, 01:56:33 PM
Keep your  arse to the wall and watch out for any stray bullets  shooter
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Post by: Rhona on September 09, 2008, 04:21:27 PM
  image071 ........  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip .........  image071
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 09, 2008, 04:33:17 PM
 laughpoint  Maybe you had to much mid afternoon wine again.....?    image201
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 01:25:23 PM
Gee, it's quiet in here this afternoon! Just me,  cat3,  cat1.gif and  policedog-small!

Never mind, will just pull up a chair and wait for the rest and listen to the  banjo in the corner!

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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 10, 2008, 01:40:30 PM
Just checking new posts and a quick dop.  Going to bed very early tonite. 
Up at 4 am tomorrow - Old school friend of mine coming from the platteland, meeting them on the N1 close to Stellenbosch, then taking them through to Tokai (American embassy).  They don't know Cape Town at all, and he has to be there at 7 am.  No way he'll find it in the traffic that time of the morning!  He's going to change light bulbs for the US army in Iraq. 

Then I have to be back in Kuilsrivier at 10 am, I'm giving a talk on herbal medicine for the old people (at least 60 of them gather every Thursday for cake and tea and get somebody to give a talk on something else every week).  This week it's my turn.  The lady who organizes it, is 77 years old, but extremely on the go and funny - doesn't see herself as one of the "old people".  When I told her I'm nervous about talking in front of 60+ people who might have more experience than me in the field, she said: "Don't worry, half of them are deaf, the other half will probably fall asleep, so we'll just eat the cake and go!"  Wonderful sense of humor, hope I can be like that when I'm 77!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 01:54:39 PM
Bertie - you amaze me at how busy you always seem to be!

I'm surprised your 77 year old lady didn't say anything about smoking the  weed!  image201

I wonder what talks we will listening to when we are 77!

Well, have a  beermug20 to relax you and all the best for tomorrow!

cheers
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 10, 2008, 01:59:14 PM
Thanx Michele, yes Auntie Elenor wont surprise me at all if she took out some  weed.

She even leaves her husband in the car in the parking area at shopping centres, because he walks too slow and she gets irritated with him!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 02:01:08 PM
Hope she at least leaves him something to read whilst she does her shopping!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 10, 2008, 02:39:33 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on September 09, 2008, 04:33:17 PM
laughpoint  Maybe you had to much mid afternoon wine again.....?    image201
NO Michael No.....not the wine, this is what my shootout was all about.... to-days Cape Times.
I back onto the school.
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 03:21:51 PM
Where is everyone?  image 11
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on September 10, 2008, 03:31:59 PM
I'm here.....time to start the party.  BierSuip
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 06:51:39 PM
Does ANYONE want to say something???   image201
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 06:53:58 PM
 fireworks1 :auguri1: cheers congrats :emot112_2: bravo

As my dear friend Rhona has just pointed out to me - this will be my 1000th post so I thought I'd liven things up a bit and share a secret with you all.

It turns out my famous omelettes got a bit out of hand and at the end of March 2009 Mike and I will be welcoming our third little Alexander into the world!

woo_hoo
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 06:55:24 PM
Patience my dear, patience!

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Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 07:00:14 PM
CONGRATS TO YOU TWO ...   cat3  ...   I SEE THE OMLETTE SMILEY DISSAPEARED ... 
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:02:12 PM
 thnx Sandy! Don't know what happened to the smiley - must have been one of the Mike's!

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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:09:31 PM
 What??? it's all lies - lies I tell you......cause in the middle of April 2009 I'll be welcoming a new smallie into my house  image201

  woo_hoo Congratulations and Celebrations lalalala


Crack open the champagne guys - it's time to pa-arty  :auguri1:  :auguri1:
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:18:26 PM
 fireworks1 :auguri1: image 11 congrats abouttime

Hey - this calls for a celebration! Anybody else out there want to share their secret?

Mr Barman - a round of drinks for everyone please!

Rhona and I are going to have to have our very own pregnancy board - maybe we could be moderators for a change!

woo_hoo  woo_hoo woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 07:21:29 PM
Am i blonde  here .. but reading  tween the lines it appears our Rhona  also got her omlettes scrambled 
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:24:13 PM
 3 cheers for Sandy..........   image19

image201 Hold the alcohol in mine and Micheles celebratory drinks

Come on now ladies and gentlemen - all secrets out in the open  woo_hoo

What do you think of 'Stork Attack' for our new board?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:29:33 PM
And Stork Attack it is!

bravo

Where should we put it - under the Health section?

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At least then we won't interfere with other more Oranjemundly topics!

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Bertie - where are we when we need you? Rhona and I are just full of questions for you!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
Straight to the health board; where we will accpet all advise graciously - where are any of the administrators when we need them.........Go easy on me Bertie - it's my first time  image201
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
Aw, you've nothing to worry about - you're in very capable hands here! Third time around I'm 11 weeks gone and haven't thought about making an appointment yet, will probably only get one by the time the baby is due anyway!

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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:35:56 PM
First timer here - 8 weeks gone.........help!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
To the guest who is trying to post - you cannot do so unless you are registered and logged on!

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Post by: Andrewette (Theron) on September 10, 2008, 07:37:30 PM
Whats going on in the bot bar?  No alcohol drinks?  babies, bottles, nappies...

I'll take a double, thanx mr bartender  BierSuip BierSuip

Congrats mommys-2-be!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 10, 2008, 07:38:48 PM
 :wow1:  Help Granny here... H>O>W   M>A>N>Y  O>F  Y>O>U  are pregnant.
Babyboob1     woo_hoo  Thats so cool .... congrats.
image203   are you as well???????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:40:01 PM
Nappies??? Nobody said anything about nappies........Thanks Andrewette - we promise we'll be on our own board tomorrow, once we can get the administrators into gear to organise it

@ Diana - I am as well.........
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Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 07:40:26 PM
Well Congrats to you both ...  fantasy-18
Guests trying to post .. how  you  see  them ??

Andrewette Ill do pole dance for  stork party Ok ??
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:42:14 PM
I'm sure there are a lot of mom's out there who will be able to offer a lot of advice. I was really lucky with my first two pregnancies, worked right up until the last day - still going up and down the stairs at Spar all day - and after having to have a c-section (both babies were breech) was back at work within a week.

allgood

Don't know how lucky I'm going to be this time around though!

Thanks  Boobs - we though you'd be proud of us!

Thanks Andrewette  and sorry but don't worry there is still plenty of booze for the rest of you! It's just Rhona and I that are sticking to the grape juice!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 10, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
OK Now I need due dates please......and do you know the sex of our little bot babbies?????
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:47:34 PM
Sandy, if you scroll down to users online and click on the little huddle of people on the left a new screen will appear showing who is online and what they are doing. Users and guests.

Cool - we've got a pole dancer - but who is going to be barman? I guess it's going to be quite a party so we might have to hire staff!

:auguri1: image 11 discodance
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 07:51:34 PM
My due date is 23rd April - ish.............no gender yet - too soon to tell
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Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 07:58:12 PM
I'll just have  to do double duty ...
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 07:59:12 PM
Give me a chance, I haven't been to see a doctor yet but I went to an online site and according to their calculations my due date is the 30th of March. Mike and I are both convinced it is a girl, 3 Alexander sisters for 3 Alexander brothers! What would we do with a boy anyway after 2 girls!

yougogirl


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Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 07:59:55 PM
Got it ... viewed ...  ta
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 10, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
This is so exciting my adopted daughters.......I is going to be an Adopted Granny  woo_hoo
I don't knit or give baby advise (well I'll try not to) . Rhona don't panic you just push and voila.  discodance
Sandy you the barman and I'm the  pole-small.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 10, 2008, 08:01:28 PM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 06:53:58 PM
fireworks1 :auguri1: cheers congrats :emot112_2: bravo

As my dear friend Rhona has just pointed out to me - this will be my 1000th post so I thought I'd liven things up a bit and share a secret with you all.

It turns out my famous omelettes got a bit out of hand and at the end of March 2009 Mike and I will be welcoming our third little Alexander into the world!

woo_hoo
Congratulation  boob1 164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 08:03:21 PM
Pleasure Sandy - it helps being married to the creator of the website/forum! I even check the daily stats to see how many posts there are!

Well, kind folk, you're going to have to excuse me as I am ready for my bed - what with the time going back to normal the mornings are far too dark and I end up hitting the snooze button 3 times. Thank goodness Shadow doesn't let me oversleep though!

Thank-you for all the kind wishes - look forward to seeing you all tomorrow again!

3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 08:05:48 PM
Just thought of a great name for your new daughter - Rhonele -  image201
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Post by: SandyB on September 10, 2008, 08:06:50 PM
sleep tite ... 164
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 10, 2008, 08:09:11 PM
And you can call yours Michaela!


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Mike and I both like the name Maddison - it fits in with the -on ending of the other two - Shannon, Cameron and Maddison!

gnite
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 10, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
 3d smiles(281)      congrats    to the both of you.   How nice  -  we are going to have our own forum babies. 

Yikes  -  we should also be up around the clock to help you two out with the night shifts  -  post away while you are feeding the babes at 2 in the morning etc...   No worry  -  we will do so and share in the laughter and tears!
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Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 08:33:51 PM
Thanks Dalene - I need all the help I can get  cat3
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Post by: pam spackman on September 10, 2008, 08:38:19 PM
Yahooo! dawoman

Congrats to the both of you   kiss


Bet you're moms excited hey, Rhona?  Don't know if she remembers me ,give her my luv, hope she is keeping well

So Rhona, do you think you'll finish your book before thesprog arrives? 3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 10, 2008, 08:40:16 PM
Hiya Pam - course my mom remembers you........probably have to put the book on hold for a little; maybe during sleeps I can tip away at it
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Post by: pam spackman on September 10, 2008, 09:19:38 PM
P'raps you'll have iden. twins like Faye? ha ha
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 10, 2008, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 10, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
3d smiles(281)     

Yikes  -  we should also be up around the clock to help you two out with the night shifts  -  post away while you are feeding the babes at 2 in the morning etc...   No worry  -  we will do so and share in the laughter and tears!

Good thinking Daleen.......I think I'll just check up in the morning though......can only last untill midnite.
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 10, 2008, 10:06:47 PM
 woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo   woo_hoo

dated 21 August

Quote from: Michael Alexander on August 21, 2008, 07:17:27 PM
Michele is barefoot, Pregnant and in the Kitchen washing dishes....if she behaves herself, I might let her surf the world wide net........   3d smiles (288)

:emot112_2:         bravo    :emot112_2:   bravo  :emot112_2:  bravo  :emot112_2:  bravo  :emot112_2:  bravo  :emot112_2:  bravo  :emot112_2:

To Rhona and Hubby and Alexander family congrats 

3d smiles (288)   bighug      kiss 

It's a brave new world - for you Rhona being your first - I wish you joy and happiness
For Mike and Michelle, here you go again, enjoy it - the girls must be so excited.......
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 11, 2008, 02:04:18 AM
 4 am, checking posts before I leave, and what do I see??????

CONGRATULATIONS to all of you, this is wonderful news!!!  Can't wait for the new arrivals - when are they registering on the site? congrats 3d smiles(281) 3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 11, 2008, 04:39:20 AM
 thnx everybody for all of the kind wishes! It's comforting to know you're in this with us!  image201

@ Bertie - we were sure you knew - you put pregnant in twice for your contribution to Word Associations!

3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 11, 2008, 05:40:19 AM
YOU"RE WHAT? WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME?
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 11, 2008, 05:45:40 AM
Is there anbody out there capable of translating the last postings into German??
callme
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 11, 2008, 06:20:39 AM
Uhm ! Er..... DU BIST WAS?  ....something something something...  msn emoticon (9)
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Post by: Rhona on September 11, 2008, 07:53:41 AM
 Thanks guys - it really is great to know ye will be there around the clock to change nappies and do night feeds while myself and Michele rest  164
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 11, 2008, 09:14:30 AM
 cl1   :   Just a small reminder to myself......

Self..   do not eat omelettes -  they lead to pregnancy!

Ok, now I'm fine.
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 11, 2008, 09:38:59 AM
 image201
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 11, 2008, 10:18:36 AM
 ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 11, 2008, 10:35:37 AM
Careful of boiled eggs also......
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 11, 2008, 10:43:31 AM
A little birdie whispered in my ear, I thought there might be something in that line, but waited to hear from the happy couples first.  Just now I get the blame, not the omelette's. :nono1:

Back home now, done my bit for society for the day!
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 11, 2008, 10:45:33 AM
 :wow1:  Now you say......  sorry  -  off to the 'john' quickly.  Gotta get rid of the contents of my breakfast  -  sheisters, that was already like 5 hours ago!  

So, when I pitch up at the reunion and look like this   Boobs    -  then know it's 'cos I ate boiled eggs!  -  Bertie says he will not be blamed for everything!
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 11, 2008, 10:56:42 AM
Hey Mike! Has Michele told you yet??
:buffo9:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 11, 2008, 11:06:17 AM
Told me what? I hid the eggs away!

:culo1:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 11, 2008, 12:42:18 PM
Do you realy have to boil the eggs first????
Hard or soft boiled?
5 or 2 mins?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 11, 2008, 01:38:02 PM
Yep! Yep! SOft eggs don't do the trick.....They gotta be hard!    :nono1:  :wow1:
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 11, 2008, 01:53:55 PM
In German we call this "Baggern".
See if you'll catch that one...
bar(1)  ha ha
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 11, 2008, 11:10:50 PM
 congrats  to all the mommy and daddy to be, may the nappies always have a BIG surprise in them for you, I'll do the first watch of babby sitting the two little ones, had twins so I have plenty of practice.



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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 11:59:15 AM
The weather in Omund today,,,,,is awesome....it rocks..... I get off early today...so I will fire up the fire and I just purchased a pkt of skilpaadtjies and will cook my supper , with a few beers on the braai tonight.....Yohoooooooooo! Don't you just love living in the desert.....  woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 05:36:37 PM
 What's that smell? Is that the burning odour of burning skilpaadtjies???  laughpoint
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 05:44:17 PM
That better not be Diana's baby Skilpaadjies that you're on about!

Can't be coming from our place - Mike hasn't started braaiing yet - he just keeps piling more wood on the braai!

36_1_72

Stennie - where are you????
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 05:53:47 PM
That blerrie wench of a wife...( swink) only purchased 12 heinekens...now I am moving onto the cheap trash.... and yes! more wood on the fire...
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 05:55:13 PM
Why so much wood - have you run out of matches and hoping to reach the sun for a flame!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 05:57:13 PM
Flame Schmame...Sun Schmun....... I am on the road to oblivion...as Bruce Springsteen yells out...."Tell me what else are you gonna do!"...quick quiz ...name then song?

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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 05:59:19 PM
  idontknow - I'm....uhm!........... too young to know that one - ask me another......
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
Can I answer? Can I answer?  numberone

Excuse me but if you remember correctly you put your own beer in the trolley? And anyway - there was no more space in the fridge considering it was already stocked with Windhoek and Tafel!

beermug20
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:05:05 PM
Oh yes, and then my dear husband - who filled the trolley up with all of his braaimeat and beer - left me to lug all the shopping home!

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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 06:12:16 PM
.... and then she gave birth!


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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:13:23 PM
  :nono1: Oh the shame! Mr. Alexander - the shame! you better have a wonderfull surprise lined up for your wife this weekend to make up that  image14 . Don't forget Michele is carrying Rhonele around as well and can't be lifting beer tins and braai meat
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 06:14:26 PM
Where did Kilkenny go to ?

woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:17:58 PM
Not Kilkenny - Babychaun if you please.......just check out his dance moves already  image203
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on September 12, 2008, 06:12:16 PM
.... and then she gave birth!


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No Mike - that was Shannon - after I walked home from the rugby club on Saturday night 18th July because everyone was too pissed to drive me home and our bakkie had to stay there because it had the braai drum on it!

trex-073
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:24:08 PM
Quote from: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:17:58 PM
Not Kilkenny - Babychaun if you please.......just check out his dance moves already  image203

Just wait until Babychaun is practising those moves on your bladder!

image201
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:26:40 PM
  image281 - Michael Flattley wont be a patch on my fella  image203  image203  image203


Tell us more on Shannons arrival Michele - the pieces are only begining to slot together...........  202
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:33:24 PM
Okay - let me bore everybody in the bar seeing as there's not much else happening!

Shannon was due to be born on Tuesday 21st July by C-section as she was a breech baby. I only finished work on the Friday and on the Saturday there was a big rugby match on at the rugby field - Oranjemund vs Rehoboth Falcons. So the guys at Spar organised a braai next to the rugby field - using our bakkie to transport the braaidrum - and we had a great afternoon watching the rugby and talking rubbish. Well, it got late and I wanted to go home - not unfair seeing as I was ready to pop soon - but I couldn't take the bakkie as Mike needed it for the braai drum and I refused to drive with anybody else as they were all falling over drunk. So I walked home in the cold through the alleyways and when I woke up the next morning my waters broke - it's a joke that we always blamed it on me having to walk home in the cold!

There - everyone asleep now! How about some drinks now!

bar(1)

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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:40:55 PM
Cameron's was much less eventful - she was due by c-section on Tues 6 March - also a breech baby and Tuesday is always c-section day in Oranjemund! But Doppies (Dr Grobbelaar) had to fly to Cape Town with prem twins that were born on the Monday evening - so I get a phone call on Monday evening to tell me that they wouldn't be able to operate on Tuesday, only on Wednesday. That was fine with me so it was back to work on Tuesday to finish off a couple of things, drove myself to hospital early on the Wed morning - Mike stayed at home so that he could drive Shannon to Ceu's when she woke up. As I was being pushed into theatre Mike still hadn't arrived and the doc wasn't Doppies but the gynae from Windhoek - Dr Roberts - at that moment Mike came waltzing down the passage and Dr Roberts asks is that my husband? he looks familiar? I give the name and he asks is his Dad Jock Alexander - yes - turns out the doc  was here for work and to attend lodge that week-end - of course Mike had to keep him supplied with drinks the whole week-end as he had delivered his daughter! 

allgood
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:42:28 PM
  image201 I too blame the cold walk home........Don't feel bad about telling stories in the Bot Bar - if the admins would put up our baby board as requested over and over and over again - we could confine our stories to there.  image14

I'll have a hot whiskey please - hold the whiskey please  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:44:29 PM
I agree with you - these moderators are being rather slow with our board - well, if we bore them enough they might jump to it!

Okay, one whiskey-less whiskey coming up - would you like that on the rocks or with water?

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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 06:46:33 PM
I think I'll be greedy tonight and have both  image201
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 12, 2008, 06:53:24 PM
One glass of water and ice on it's way!

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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 07:00:09 PM
Think I might push the boat out and have a dash of lime as well.............man! I'm turning into a mad thing all of a sudden  image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 12, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
Never mind anybody else my pregnant  fantasy-18
Remember Rhona and I opened this Bot Bar and before long there was Michelle  drinking-41 along with us .
So there...... image19

As long as I can have my  drinking-41 while you drinking ice-water.
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Post by: Rhona on September 12, 2008, 08:27:31 PM
For you Diana -  drinking-41  drinking-41  drinking-41
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 13, 2008, 07:48:34 AM
I took young Shadow down to the beach this morning.....Gee! tHe sand is pumping...... the wind is howling from the NW...... not a soul anywhere...then we played silly buggers, he would'nt get into the back of the bakkie...kept on jumping into the passenger seat.... so there we were....me and this stupid loving dog playing musical chairs down at the beach.... running around the car...in the one door out the other....he was way to clever for me....so I let him drive us home.....

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Post by: Rhona on September 13, 2008, 08:00:01 AM
  image281 Brilliant - he was thinking......it's too bloody cold to be in the back - what a clever dog  policedog-small
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on September 14, 2008, 09:47:09 AM
 image281 Reminds me of the old days. Shadow up front and Jonas at the back... 202

:emot112_2:  All in all, a well trained dog.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 14, 2008, 12:15:08 PM
It's Sunday afternoon and I'm all alone - nobody about to share in a sing-song........  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 14, 2008, 01:33:10 PM
Now I popped in for a warming Irish coffee and what do I find.....?   Nothing but a few dirty glasses and barely smoldering ash in the fireplace!  Well, s'pose it's ok to have one on my own, I was just a little late, so it's not drinking alone!! image 11
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Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 02:53:34 PM
Sounds like we in  for a bit  of  a storm again .. wind picking up  cloudy  etc ...  light the home fires ..
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Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 04:43:02 PM
Welll its here .. its was cloudy and threatening .. Paul working rearranging plants .. me took  opportunity to  bath Tina and walk her ... then a bit later out inot the lane .. bumped into one of our newer neighbours .. Christina .. always been kiind of quiet .. anyhow it appears she had had lunch .. and was in a good mood .. got chatting and next thing I invite her  for a glass of vino .. well her and  the two dawgs .. a border collie and a mix invade  home and  lots of good chat .. a new  friendship sealed .. anyhow me got out in time to  get some  Namchar  logs ... got a fire going . the rain is belting .. now to  construct supper ...
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 14, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
Yes, Sandy.  On the weather channel's 7 day forecast it looks like we're going to have a full week of rain!  Better stock up on the firewood! (Or the neighbor's gate)

Myself decided to play steakhouse-steakhouse tonight, complete with chips and fried onion rings.  Going to start now, so I can watch movie on tv at 8.  Lets me relax before hectic week!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 04:51:58 PM
A whole week  Bertie ??  can i shoot the messenger ??  more of Dianas anti murder tablets needed ..  dogs assembling in front of  fire waiting for it to really get cooking ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on September 14, 2008, 04:56:21 PM
 pls don't shoot the messenger!  Well, if you see the weather guy on the weather channel as the messenger, yup go ahead by all means.  Maybe they were just lazy and simply "copy-and-pasted" tomorrow's prediction for the rest of the week!  Let's hope!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 14, 2008, 05:17:10 PM
 drinking-41  I to am going to settle down and watch the 8 o'clock movie.
I also heard a week of this weather.....oh well  no good getting upset over something you have no control over.
msn emoticon (224)  Pills anybody??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 14, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
 notfair - I really didn't think the Cape could cope with anymore rain! They were predicting major high waves here this afternoon, will have to hear if anybody made it down to the beach.

We had lovely warm weather here on Friday, on Saturday it was quite cool and there was a terrible sandy wind blowing. Today has been quite cool again, overcast at first and then the sun showed it's face this afternoon, along with the wind!

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Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 05:23:30 PM
 msn emoticon (224)  More  Pills   hooray !!   bring em on Dr Diana .. one question ?? will i grow boobs from taking them ???   although i have immense pleasure in watching the children at play ..   just hope the weather holds out for  saturday afternoon  would likethe mood of  what we  about to do  to settle into  all corners of the property as it did previously ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 05:24:31 PM
So i see my  new name is  " terrible Sandy wind " ??    ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
Listening to a nice CD . dreamland by Musica varieta ..  bagpipes organ and voice .. very stirring ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 14, 2008, 06:01:25 PM
So poor me has to leave the freezing, wet Cape tomorrow for cooking hot Jo'burg - guaranteed snotty nose as back Tuesday to the wet 'n cold! Arrgghhh!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 06:13:49 PM
Aah ! poor little you ..  funny how that journey always seems to cause a health disruption .. me got a nice fire going .. going to finish up on things  and off to early bed ..... we still seeing you on sat 4 pm  i hope ?? ...
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 14, 2008, 06:35:20 PM
Yup, I will be there; let me know what I must bring!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 14, 2008, 06:56:54 PM
 @ Cherry  If you so feel  a bottle of good bubbly  for raising glasses to Johnboy , or  red for later on ..  me doing major supply anyhow ..   we going to if the weather is good settle into  twilight then sunset and  then night  in the garden and house allowing the energy of what will happen to flow and mellow .. it will be  a good experience no matter what the weather brings anyhow ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 14, 2008, 09:00:13 PM
 motorbike  BoomSmilie_anim   BoomSmilie_anim
Lucky I popped in we under attack........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 15, 2008, 02:52:08 PM
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 15, 2008, 08:11:35 PM
Heard on the news this morning (weather) that another cold front is heading inland  -  already feeling it's teeth here as well.    Wind blew as halfway to kingdom over the weekend  -  now have to crawl all the way through the dust again....         202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 15, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
Same here .. cold .. Mmm bar quiet ..  something to do with a tea party  maybe ??  what you having Dalene ?? drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 15, 2008, 08:21:03 PM
Tonight me's on the tea as well  ---   hammer   -----  had a bit of a good and late night Saturday!  ,  but....  got a bottle of Cabernet that seems to be calling my name  (should I take it with some soup?) 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 15, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
Mmm not a bad idea ...
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Post by: SandyB on September 15, 2008, 08:38:25 PM
Ok folks so quiet here .. me feel  like M.Y.N.A.M.E.I.S.S.A.N.D.Y.A.N.D.M.E.A.N.A.L.C.O.H.O.L.I.C.D.R.I.N.K.I.N.G.A.L.O.N.E.    TIME FOR BED ...   164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 16, 2008, 09:15:06 AM
You'll ne-ver wa-a-alk a-a-a-lone

tralalalalalalalala
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 16, 2008, 09:37:45 AM
Mmm  you  on  Soda with a  dash of lime .. I am indeed alone ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 16, 2008, 11:22:00 AM
I'm with you in spirit..........  image 11   image203
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Post by: SandyB on September 16, 2008, 12:12:12 PM
Spirit ..  Irish  whiskey or  Scotch ??   
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 16, 2008, 02:29:04 PM
Irish of course - a great big bottle of PADDY..........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on September 16, 2008, 03:01:04 PM
Are we under attack!  BoomSmilie_anim
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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 16, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
Seems like quite a lot of 'guests' - how do we know if they are friend or parasite?
...........  motorbike .........  shooter .......  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 16, 2008, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: Rhona on September 16, 2008, 02:29:04 PM
Irish of course - a great big bottle of PADDY..........

We use Paddy to remove paint stanes.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 16, 2008, 07:03:16 PM
WEll Hello Boy Georg...you alive.   drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 16, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
Well hullo he was and then disapeared ....  164
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 16, 2008, 09:18:22 PM
Just to let you know, i am ok but busy with photos and videos, when finished i will spend more time with you again  woo_hoo

Have a drink on me in the mean time  image 11
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 17, 2008, 09:00:28 AM
 3d smiles(281) We miss you Daddy G
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 17, 2008, 09:01:28 AM
 @ Diana

love(1) boob1
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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 11:21:43 AM
Anybody for some toasted sandwhiches?  feedme
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 17, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
No thanx...I don't eat when I drink...... quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
 notfair   msn emoticon (46)   msn emoticon (68)   image031

I'm not allowed to braai and act stupid anymore!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 17, 2008, 01:54:38 PM
Why?    'Cos you pregnant????
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 01:57:56 PM
Nope....I er! uhm! might have been overdoing the boozin' and meat thing a wee bit too much of late....  braii quickdop  faceinfood
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 17, 2008, 01:59:46 PM
Fare enough..........tra lalalala.... drinking-41
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
She just cares about me....this I know   kiss
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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 02:15:27 PM
I understand the braai thing - but how's Michele going to stop you acting stupid.......it's what you do best  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:22:08 PM
Why You......Grrr! Gnash!  Wail....... Sunday is gonna be 28 degrees here, perfect for braai...Ok the wind might be a tad strong from the east..... but it's fine....I have my bakkie, my dog.... so I'll just head to the beach.......

Stupid is as stupid does!

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Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 02:25:33 PM
...........uhm!............damn and  blast! I can't think of anything witty and intelligent to say back..........uhm!.......... well you just go to the beach then.........I'm..........uhm!.........I'm going to the kitchen now to cook dinner.......damn!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:29:07 PM
witty you mumbling about?

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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 02:31:56 PM
Dinner - man..........I'm mumbling about dinner - I was thinking I might make hamburgers; I have a great recipe handed down from my dad  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:35:30 PM
... and the GREEN veggies that go with it.... you gonna have a kid woman, get with the program... 

:nono1:

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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 02:38:02 PM
Okay! Okay! I'll save that recipe for when I visit you - or maybe you'll be making them for the reunion!!!  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:42:05 PM
Phew! I caught you just in time there.... I could never be pregnant..(If I was female) ...COuld never eat or drink the right things I guess....
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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 02:48:28 PM
Who says what's right and what's wrong to eat - it's only what the body looks for and craves and if that's a lump of coal - so be it...............am I right Doc. Bertie?  msn emoticon (224)
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 17, 2008, 02:55:49 PM
Go on Doc....You tell that Red House Pregnant Girl what coal can do to your in sides....  23_146_26    202
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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 03:06:19 PM
  image281 - coal, shmoal.............come on doc - tell that green fella that a little of what you fancy will do no harm!!!
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 17, 2008, 03:58:11 PM
 :wow1: feedme faceinfood

Toasted sandwhiches - who mentioned toasted sandwhiches??????

Cheese and tomato on brown for me please! Easy on the coal - don't have that craving - yet!!!

Well come on now - we're starving!!!!!

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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 04:00:07 PM
What's this 'WE' business.......anyone would think there were 2 of you  image201  image201  image201
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 17, 2008, 04:06:30 PM
Actually, activated charcoal is used to remove a wide variety of bad stuff from the system, even some heavy metals - no Mike, know what you're thinking - don't start to play heavy metal music for the little one.... yet!

Re cravings - if you crave it, have it!  Haven't been pregnant myself (same problem as Mike there methinks), but I believe you should listen to your body.  If you need it, you'll be told by your body.  Then again - moderation, Moms-to-be2.!
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Post by: Rhona on September 17, 2008, 04:10:36 PM
Thanks Doc - I promise I'll go easy on the coal.........
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 18, 2008, 07:50:44 AM
but! But! does'nt it make your teeth go black?   idontknow
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Post by: Rhona on September 18, 2008, 09:44:52 AM
I'll rinse my mouth out with some apple juice after.........should do the trick
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Post by: SandyB on September 18, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
Bars empty and only Rhona sneaking in for a quick one during the day ???  cat3   Mmmm ??
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 18, 2008, 08:04:42 PM
I was here and waited for company, so i drank alone.... beermug20
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 18, 2008, 08:13:04 PM
 martini margarita tequila

New booze supply

Martini  Margarita Tequila  Cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 18, 2008, 08:20:32 PM
Ja  Georg ...   fatal cocktails .. I avoid them  ... stick  firstly red wine ,,, alternately cider or beer .. or really relaxing ..  a good scotch .. or  starting  an evening dinner a   G & T  or good sherry as apperetiff ..
and  of course  the total destruction at times  in the company of good friends  when a good eveing should really have ended .. in early hours when we silly we  do the port and suffer the consequences the next day ...
Just done my stocking up for memorial gathering on sat afternoon .. bought lots of red wine .. no raiding the cellar this time ..  dont want the same happening ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 18, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
@ Sandy

I like a martini before dining  martini

The Margarita for the lady

The Tequila after a meal tequila

Its the quantity thats fatal, but i gues you know very well

To me 1 cognac hits me, if it is the 10. the previous 9 dont harm me so much LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 18, 2008, 08:43:08 PM
Yes .. I heard that expression .. never drink from the  bottom half of the bottle its the part that causes the pain ...   ha ha
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Post by: SandyB on September 18, 2008, 08:49:48 PM
On that line me going to say goodnight .. just reached teh mid line of a good bottle of Shiraz ..   164   nitey night .. by the way are you missing the   Boobs Diana .. see she's been quiet ..  I see no slow dances  only the bar cat  on the counter doing a solitary  Allie Mc Bhiel  baby dance ...  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 18, 2008, 08:51:46 PM
Me too  164

boob1 = Hiding
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Post by: Rhona on September 18, 2008, 09:26:46 PM
  :emot19_2: Hello! Hello! is there anyone out there to help....we are under attack - 25 Bots and I'm all alone  image031 - Can anyone hear me?...............Well lookee here - what is this? A new supply of drink......mmmm! Let's see -  martini - not bad!   margarita - better!  tequila - whoo Hoo I'll have me a few more of these fellas  tequila  tequila  tequila  tequila ......aaaaaah!  tequila hic!  image203 hic!  image203 hic!  image281 I think I better sneak off to bed......  image071
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 20, 2008, 09:25:14 AM
The bloody leprechaun is pissed again..... trashed this bar......   madashell   bar(1)
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 20, 2008, 10:12:35 AM
Rhona  -  you not supposed to use the   weed  tea tin!   It's    :nono1:   good for  junior..... 
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 20, 2008, 12:17:44 PM
Can one-and-a-half little leprechaun make such a big mess?????  Wow! idontknow
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on September 20, 2008, 01:39:07 PM
Come to think of it......  could have been one and a half leprechaun and one and a half Michelle  -  that makes 3 of them  -  now them two whole ones will blame the mess on the two halves....!     
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2008, 04:22:57 PM
Oh my goodness - the two halflings ran riot about the place and caused havoc............  tequila  tequila  tequila
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on September 21, 2008, 04:49:00 PM
I have missed something somewhere, please forgive me if this is a stupid question. Rhona are you pregnant? Michele are you pregnant? Is there something contagious going around this site, do I need to get a vacination?
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Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2008, 04:53:35 PM
Hi Florrie - yep myself and Michele are both pregnant.......I'm 9 weeks and Michele is 12 weeks gone - Don't worry it's not contagious and you wont need a vacination....the only advice I can give is stay away from guys called Michael or any abreviation of that name  image281
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Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2008, 04:56:27 PM
Just had a quick nose about and looks like we are under attack.............24 Bots disguised as guests are floating around trying to steal us  image21  image21  image21  shooter  shooter  shooter  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 21, 2008, 05:29:52 PM
where do you see them ?  Do I need to take cover ?

BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2008, 05:32:04 PM
Thanks for the help Barb - I think we have blasted two-thirds of them back to Bot-land.......so now we can have a drink while we keep gaurd - make sure we don't get stollen  tequila  tequila  shooter  shooter
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Post by: barb (Fry) on September 21, 2008, 05:37:03 PM
 woo_hoo   image19 

tequila  we doing downers/slammers tonight
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Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2008, 05:56:10 PM
lemon - salt -  tequila ........or what order is it again
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 21, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
New drinks in the bar....... martini  margarita  tequila
Bugger the bots.... quickdop
There's no-one here....Hey there Mr Bot and yourother brother Mr Bot...want a  tequila with me.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on September 21, 2008, 08:19:32 PM
Congratulations Rhona and Michele, hope you have many more.  image281 Hope you two have great pregnancies, where you don't have morning sickness and your husbands treat you like queens.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 10:21:24 AM
Ahem! it was nothing.....  swink
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 22, 2008, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on September 21, 2008, 08:19:32 PM
Congratulations Rhona and Michele, hope you have many more.  image281 Hope you two have great pregnancies, where you don't have morning sickness and your husbands treat you like queens.

Thanks Florrie! Less of the "hope you have many more" though please - we'll leave that up to just Rhona!

Mike - I hope you actually read what Florrie posted - something about our husbands treating us like queens! At the moment I'm just the resident chef and housekeeper for all of our international guests!  image201
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Post by: Bertie Horak on September 22, 2008, 10:47:24 AM
I'm sure Mike just didn't see the second part of the sentence, hey Mike?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 10:48:28 AM
I was typing with one eye closed!   swink
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:15:06 PM
  yellocard Why is it that the boys can go around patting themselves on the back like they are heros while the women are the ones with the sickness etc etc etc..........and where's our bloody STORK ATTACK board - some heros!!! 3 male administrators and no board for us  image14 - me thinks we need a female administrator or two just to even things up a bit..........  image21
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 12:19:29 PM
 :ciupa1:       yougogirl
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 22, 2008, 12:20:47 PM
 goodmorning allgood abouttime boob1
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:22:41 PM
Oi - the pair of ye can bite me..... rant! rant! moan! moan! moan! nag! nag!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 12:26:45 PM
.... and the heavier you get...the more you're gonna nag and rant......!  image16
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:28:17 PM
  image031 I want a hug!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 22, 2008, 12:29:53 PM
 bighug  better now ?????  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:33:59 PM
All better now - thanks Daddy G...........still want my STORK ATTACK board though  pls
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 12:39:20 PM
 :ciupa1:   msn emoticon (68)
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:41:47 PM
It's alright Mike - I forgive you this one time........now about that board.........
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 22, 2008, 12:51:52 PM
 motorbike - what is going on here? Mike, Daddy Georg - I hope you're not giving Rhona a bad time are you? Daddy Georg might be a bit far away but as for you Mike  image14

I suggest we ask some of these visiting media or Jim Murray to ask Mike about the Stork Attack board - might be that if they ask it will get done!

Quote from: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2008, 12:26:45 PM
.... and the heavier you get...the more you're gonna nag and rant......!  image16

Oh my dear Michael - I think you're going to come to regret this one!

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 12:57:21 PM
Thanks Michele - good to have someone on my side.........  bighug
I wonder who we have to bribe to get our board - we've tried asking nicely; we've tried demanding; we've tried tears and also subtlety - what is left???  idontknow
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 22, 2008, 12:58:03 PM
Physical assault Rhona!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on September 22, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
But Mike's bigger than me, by a bit!

yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 01:00:34 PM
  image201 As much as I'd love to resort to violence - I'm only little  - but I guess I could stomp on Mikes gout foot or give him a swift head butt into the knee.......  thumper  
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 22, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
Storks dont attack so often novadays

I have seen in TV that they have reduced 60 %

That explains the relative low birthrate novadays

A stork board, mike will surely do that,

but, girls dont you complain when the stork attacks more often then !!!!!!

Enjoy your time until birth and stay healthy

Wishing all the best

I was never pregnant  msn emoticon (68) but i feel with you
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 22, 2008, 01:03:12 PM
Hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........I'm here, posted about 25 posts up........helloooooooooooooo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2008, 01:06:21 PM
Hi Diana - sorry about missing you......the Bot Bar is turning into the Baby Bar cause the lazy administrators are too busy teasing us instead of creating boards when we ask........  cheers  tequila
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 11:30:31 AM
Hey Rhona and Michele, you can go into "Paula's Crib" and open a topic for the two off you, what better place then a "Crib" for the two little one's to be.  23_11_61

And you men are not allowed in there without supervision!   yesno image21

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2008, 11:34:15 AM
Aw Paula that's really nice of you  bighug - I took your advise on taking over another place and I've decided to hit the boys where it hurts - check out the Bunker Bar in the Military zone.....the Bunker Bar is under new management and is now STORK ATTACK; when we get a few minutes; we're going to rip all the tanks and guns posters from the wall and paint it in lovely soothing pastel colours....whatcha think?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on September 23, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2008, 11:40:05 AM
Too late  Mr. Wrbka; too late.........the vote was taken and law was passed - the girls have taken over the Millitary bar; please remove your army boots and sign in when entering - fluffy slippers will be supplied at the door and keep the noise level to a minimum or you will be evicted  woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 11:41:01 AM
Great idea, those men don't know what they are dealing with,  yougogirl!    dawoman dawoman


image201 drive the men out of their own board  woo_hoo if you need reinforcements just give me a shout and I'll stand guard at the door for you while you redecorate.  bighug bravo

image21 trex-073 thumper

You men better watch it, the girls are standing together on this one!   :culo1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2008, 11:42:23 AM
United we stand - come on boys.....give it your best shot  image19
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on September 23, 2008, 11:44:01 AM
 image24  Ok you can have the small table in the corner, but that's my last offer.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 11:47:40 AM
 policedog-small

would you like to say that again Mr Wrbka    image21

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
  image201 For a minute there it looked like you were in charge Carl; don't you mean you'll take the small table in the corner - but only if you leave your boots outside and keep the noise level down
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 11:51:34 AM
and while he is there he can change the nappies


image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 11:55:22 AM
Hey Rhona, dadswa has opened up a board for you under "Family Tree" I think they wan't to get rid of us on this board, hmmm, should we go or shouldn't we??


image201 image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on September 23, 2008, 11:56:25 AM
 image281 Sorry, we only have flour sacks in here. I'll change the nappies if you take care of the nappy rash afterwards.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2008, 11:58:15 AM
@ Paula - once again the power of women...........them blokes will never learn  bravo  yougogirl

Thanks Daddy G - you truley are a gentleman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on September 23, 2008, 12:04:58 PM
 image201 image201

Well done Dadswa, I hope you are going to give the other men a talking to, leaving you out here on your own to deal with us girls.

thnx
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 24, 2008, 02:44:25 PM
  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 25, 2008, 08:09:43 PM
Mmm dead quiet in here .. scrambled omlettes and morning sickness prevails even  our   Boobs  Vamp  hey what happened to the poledancer ??  I just comoe home from Cafe  Ganesh in Obs ... a true dive ...  exactly a year ago I went there for the first time ...  John would always walk past muttering about " with a name like that must be a dope den "  anyhow went there ..  as I was driving home , I got this thought .. Go to Cafe Ganesh .. the why I worked out later ..  it was ayear to the day .. again me and timelines ??   first time  there was this roaring fire and a crowd  around the one table .. a  real motley  crew .. anyhow theone guy was strumming a guitar and doing soft ballads ala westcoast .. at least thats what it came to me as ... been  there a  few more times .. nice Irish coffs ..  laid back staff and the most interesting  movement of people ..  as said i like dives for relaxed mood , and generally unpretentious food ... Oh yes  forgot .. Paula type furniture ..  So folks whats happening ?? bot bar closing down ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 25, 2008, 08:12:00 PM
No Sandy, the girls have the baby blues

I would have a new smiley

Should i put that in ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 25, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
Aah ! an Oranutang to cheer up the  pregnancy  hormone infused  wimmin .. its  catching .. one  or two  falls  pregnant and they all become  broody ..  something tells me im going to be   hammer   for that  one   but hey  its  true .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 25, 2008, 08:45:32 PM
I put in in, we always delete again
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 25, 2008, 08:47:25 PM
 ape may be a bit big, i can still reduce it if it is used by members
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 25, 2008, 08:48:01 PM
Nah !  keep him  he  cute ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 26, 2008, 10:32:19 AM
What's happening guys - see we have quite a zoo going here.........  trex-073  affe-red  policedog-small  cat3  cat1.gif  ape .......not too bad; although does anyone know what happened to that little cutie pup that pee'd everwhere; he just dissapeared.....stollen, I guess!  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 26, 2008, 10:34:22 AM
I dit not delete it, must be one of the Mikes
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 26, 2008, 10:35:25 AM
Maybe Shadow chewed him up one night when nobody was looking........  policedog-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 26, 2008, 06:07:55 PM
Bot Bar still going SandyB......I've popped in every so now and again....I'm drinking with the Bots lately, I nice bunch once you get to know them. Met Agmad from Egypt and Darryl and his other brother Darryl from the U.K. you should see them make like Tom Cruise and throw  martini  margarita.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 26, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
  cuqui - This fella wondered back into town again.................Hi Diana, imagine you used to  shooter those Bots and now they are drinking buddies.........just goes to show Mike A was lying to us all those months ago when he said we were under attack.............any luck with Tom Cruise?  martini   margarita
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 26, 2008, 06:17:11 PM
He just didn't want to share us.....they quite a friendly bunch them Bots very festive.
@ Rhona I'm hoping I have...Lindzi has made contact with a freind that knows a friend who's friends friend is a "Flarer" I'm told thats what it's called...not a Tom Cruize man throwing drink around.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 26, 2008, 06:26:01 PM
A 'Flarer' - sounds kinda scarey and exotic.........please make sure you take loads of pictures for us
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 26, 2008, 09:17:35 PM
Maybe its spelt Flairer..... idontknow.....a flair and an er     martini  margarita   them peeps
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 26, 2008, 09:22:33 PM
Hello  Hello ...  we here  .. me got   cuqui  chewing at my feet .. and just come online .. My hairdresser came around for dinner and a  mild trim .. threatened him to within inch of life if he got scissor happy ...  just dropped him off at home ... so Girls .. whats to drink ??  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 27, 2008, 06:25:10 AM
Oi!! Where was my invitation to a trim?   image201
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 27, 2008, 06:58:49 AM
Cherry ... Did you need one ??  Sorry  next  time i will  Ok ??  actually was a very tired and not feeling too social puppy  last week ,,  nearly did the  resignation thing twice last week  .. our  sales and GM  agreed  upon  what we  all know to be a very hard to process order  with impossible  lead times ( they like women and childbirth, forget the pain each time and go back for  more ) I pointed this  out  when they took  the order on ..  needless to say chaos  and panic ensued  with me in the middle of the storm ... On friday  he came to his  senses ,, realised mission impossible vis not economically viable  .. looked at alternatives to offer  customer ..  told him in no uncertain terms  .yes about time .. cos I was on the  point of  ta ta goodbye ,, the only thing  that kept me was my dumb  trait of perseverance ...but then  I had other voices screaming in my head  telling me to get off  this mad  runaway train ... He knows now  next time .. Listen  carefully  when advised ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 27, 2008, 12:40:04 PM
Need much more than a trim darling - cut, colour, drill a hole in the head and pull the body back into place stuff needed this side!   image201

Also had a week of misery; too many demands on a marketing budget that can't be stretched like a frikkin' elastic and team that are so dysfunctional they make the Addams family look normal.  I swear they all had major PMS this week - sigh!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 27, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Cherry (Alcock) on September 27, 2008, 12:40:04 PM
Need much more than a trim darling - cut, colour, drill a hole in the head and pull the body back into place stuff needed this side!   image201
good one  , the hole in the head .. I have scanned the pics you  returned and will be posting them ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on September 27, 2008, 03:29:41 PM
Sandy, I was so near you but didn't have your number. Went to 65 Chester Road, Woodstock where my dad grew up. My Ouma sold the house many years ago but I had spent a few holidays there and wanted to show Wilhelm. Place is much smaller and run down than I remember but I suppose when you are small, everything seems bigger and better. We were lucky because there were people working there and we could walk through and look at the house. They have built this huge hotel in front of it but in my youth you could look out the kitchen window onto the docks and see what ships were coming in.
Not sure though that I would have contacted you because I also had a haircut, the morning after we arrived here. Unfortunately had more faith in my best friend's daughter's ability than I should have and am very unhappy with my hair, think I now look like trailer trash. Fringe waaaaay too short for someone my age and for this length of hair. Not looking up anyone while I am here in CT until my hair has grown out. What makes it worse, my hair grows slower than most people so this is going to take forever.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 27, 2008, 04:07:05 PM
@ Florrie check my PM  ... as long as its not a mullet  I'm cool ...  pop in ..  cat1.gif
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on September 27, 2008, 04:43:31 PM
Aww go on Florrie - post a pic - we'll judge!  202
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 27, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Hi Diana , i see you, hope you´re well an bouncy  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 27, 2008, 08:42:01 PM
Last time i saw  her  yes  Georg   Boobs  .. I see shadow  coughed up the little pee  puppy ... he's back     cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 28, 2008, 09:10:12 AM
My Hunks are missing me   3d smiles(281)
Just very busy putting my Lindzi's 21st to-gether and am spending a lot of time browsing the net for ideas and connections so find I have only got time to pop in here briefly. I do pop by everyday to check on you lot.....I WILL BE BACK  Boobs  Vamp  pole-small
love(1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 28, 2008, 09:12:00 AM
We've all been missing you Diana - if you need a hand with anything, just shout and we'll do our best for you  :auguri1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 28, 2008, 11:16:13 AM
Just had to come online and tell you....What a fantastical day it is in Cape Town......sitting by my poolside with Stephen...glass of wine,leg of lamb with butternut and baby potatoes on the fire. Lifes great after all the rain, which I might add is returning to-nite.  cowgirl
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 28, 2008, 11:42:05 AM
Dont tell  me  that  I  sometimes shoot  the messenger ...  cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 28, 2008, 12:14:40 PM
Awesome day up here in Omund....perfect for braai...the portapool is sparkling away.... But I somehow think it would be very unfair of me to play loud music and start to braai again.....   :nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 28, 2008, 02:47:52 PM
  bar(1) - very quiet in here this afternoon.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 28, 2008, 03:23:07 PM
Ssssssh! Leprechaun...... we're all chillin'!

23_11_61
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 28, 2008, 03:30:42 PM
Aaaah! The day of rest -  164

Where's my buddy?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 28, 2008, 03:31:27 PM
Rhona  you  drinking   whiskeyless  whiskeys ...  same for Michele .. no  more  rah ! rah !  no  longer raucous .. and Diana  doing the  mother thing for 21st .. sure its quiet ...    cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 28, 2008, 03:35:16 PM
She be in the Kitchen, barefoot and pregnant......  sorriso2  Washing dem dishes.......!  giverose
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on September 28, 2008, 03:37:48 PM
Mike, I'm sure you did the cookin' at least?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on September 28, 2008, 03:43:49 PM
And I packed  my male poledancing outfits and pole away for now ...  wait till they  get peed of  with  little un and  flee home leaving hubby to deal with  the    baby   baby3  ..and then its  rah Rah  time again ....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 28, 2008, 08:23:32 PM
Just checking the bar, all is ok here, night
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 28, 2008, 08:33:42 PM
  woo_hoo - Security has gone for the night...........  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 29, 2008, 08:55:46 PM
And a nite cap for me....  martini
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 30, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
What a crappy day..... crappy narrow minded people, with crappy rules..that cannot see the big picture....Think I gotta have a few beers, to end of my crappy day......

BierSuip
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on September 30, 2008, 02:59:37 PM
Looks like we all need one today.  There's Rhona and Di as well!  Cheers guys!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 30, 2008, 03:02:11 PM
I will be staying late 2nite in the shop, we have a few PC things to sort out..... But I just happen 2 know where there is a few fridges stashed with Beeeeeeeer!

image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 03:18:33 PM
  policedog-small Attack Snaffles; those secret fridges are to remain secret.....  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on September 30, 2008, 03:24:16 PM
Need some help Mike ?  BierSuip
sorriso2
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
Don't be ganging up on a leprechaun - why I'll kick the ankles off anyone who tries to steal from the secret fridges - Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!  policedog-small - and......uhm!..........it's got nothing to do with my.......ahm.........crock of gold - honest!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 30, 2008, 04:53:15 PM
BURP! here I go.....  replaced the printer head on the scale, now perhaps the meat will scan at the till.......

BURP! Now waiting for the techie , Robin to perform his magic.... Will just have to have another pint, whilst I wait.....

woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 30, 2008, 05:39:36 PM
Burp! #4....Lalalalalala ... and I am in the mood for omelettes....lalalalalala!

bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 05:41:27 PM
Run Michele............

Get away from the beer -  policedog-small - get him Snaffles; chew his ankles
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on September 30, 2008, 05:43:37 PM
 image201   image281   ha ha
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 06:29:50 PM
 Grrrrrrrr  policedog-small -  image 11   image 11  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Clive Symes on September 30, 2008, 06:36:55 PM
 ape and try the rooi-wyn
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 06:38:03 PM
What's  rooi-wyn?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Clive Symes on September 30, 2008, 06:51:14 PM
Merlot, Shiraz, Cabernet Savingon, Pinotage are all red wines (Rooi-wyn)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on September 30, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
Quote from: Rhona on September 30, 2008, 06:38:03 PM
What's  rooi-wyn?

Serious question??  ape
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 30, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
Quote from: Clive Symes on September 30, 2008, 06:51:14 PM
Merlot, Shiraz, Cabernet Savingon, Pinotage are all red wines (Rooi-wyn)
and thats exactly what it is Boy Georg   drinking-41

Well hello there Beagle Bot and Boggle Bot.....a margarita for you  margarita
Now now behave the  pole-small comes later.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 30, 2008, 08:01:59 PM
Daddy Georg I see you      pole-small
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 30, 2008, 08:18:25 PM
Hi Diana, i see you too

Its not our day today. Mikes chicken issue is upsetting

Just now i recieved a mail from my provider

They will discontonue Homepages, Blogs and Videos

All that will be deleted at end October. That really pi....d me off

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on September 30, 2008, 08:21:00 PM
Oh Dear...does that mean all your lovely videos are being deleted?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on September 30, 2008, 08:25:44 PM
No Diana, thanks God they are on a different server Like Live Video and Youtube

It affects only the videos in my Blogs at AOL

Ek mak Plan, i am downloading and saving as much as i can to my PC to save important things
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 01, 2008, 05:50:24 AM
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x207/shetendar/encouragement15.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 01, 2008, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: georgswa (Georg Ruf) on September 30, 2008, 08:18:25 PM
Hi Diana, i see you too

Its not our day today. Mikes chicken issue is upsetting

Just now i recieved a mail from my provider

They will discontonue Homepages, Blogs and Videos

All that will be deleted at end October. That really pi....d me off




Wieso????
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 01, 2008, 11:13:19 AM
@ Jun,

Thats the Mail i got

But i have more of them for other sections

It concerns homepages of which i have many and Blogs

Also the Video section will be deleted

Mail from AOL

Sehr geehrter Nutzer von AOL Blogs,

Wir bedauern Ihnen mitteilen zu müssen, dass AOL seinen Dienst AOL Blogs am 31. Oktober 2008 einstellen wird.

Zur Zeit können wir Ihnen noch keine alternative Blog-Möglichkeit zu AOL Blog anbieten. Wir danken Ihnen vielmals für Ihre Treue.

Um die wertvollen Inhalte Ihrer AOL Blogs-Seite zu speichern, haben wir für Sie eine Webseite angelegt, die jeden Schritt der Datensicherung im Detail beschreibt. Um nun ganz unkompliziert Ihre Daten zu sichern, klicken Sie bitte hier.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Ihr AOL Team
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 01, 2008, 04:05:40 PM
Thats it....enough! My gout attacks are caused by stresss...not the beer, not the meat....but stresssssss! Stupid chickens...... blerrie gout.....but no matter....letter from manufacturer 2morrow, Lawyers instruction..... put the chicken back..........

BoomSmilie_anim.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on October 01, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
Do we need to print out t-shirts and do up banners

PUT THE CHICKENS BACK....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 01, 2008, 04:25:41 PM
Long Live the Chickens!
Power to the Chickens!

Viva Chickens!

ape
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 01, 2008, 07:03:24 PM
chicken3 chicken rooster
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on October 01, 2008, 07:46:23 PM
Service providers  cuttting  services  ( whats their  job ?? service provider .. and byt he way Georg their reason or motivation ?? ) ... chickens  getting  banned .. Mmmm and i thougth iwas having a bad hair day ...  me  feathers are now  well and truly ruffled     chicken3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 01, 2008, 07:50:00 PM
I am interested in the outcome of that issue, in the mean time munch them away >>>> chicken
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 01, 2008, 09:50:25 PM
 quickdop    and the acorn fell on chicken lickens head. The sky is falling., I must go tell the king.......(Sub B)  quickdop
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on October 02, 2008, 09:35:12 AM
Mmm  Our  Diana's  doing   fables  and  nursery rhymes late at night ..  Mmm  too much  red ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 02, 2008, 10:24:27 AM
That's why I'm never around at that time of day....  rooster
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 02, 2008, 11:32:59 AM
I'm all for Beatrice Potter  -  Mother Goose stories.......  will you read us some of that next time, granny Diana?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on October 02, 2008, 01:35:01 PM
Depends  on how much  Shiraz   Dalene  .. hows about we  send her a case ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on October 02, 2008, 02:25:26 PM
  msn emoticon (9)

Wasn't Chicken-Licken a buddy of Foxie-Loxie and Goosy-Loosy...........
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on October 02, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
Rhona  you  wil  have plenty time  to catch up on the  fables and faery tales   when  reading them  to   the  little u'n    baby   comes along  .. bedtime  stories .. 
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on October 02, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
My smallest will be listening to 'True Crime' stories......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 02, 2008, 03:03:34 PM
No Rhona not crime

Stay with Fairy Tales, i help you out here with the Sleeping Beauty in the Chateau Ussé

The Prince has just awakened her with a kiss, i missed that

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/sleeping_beauty_3956.jpg)
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Post by: Rhona on October 02, 2008, 03:09:24 PM
Sleeping Beauty is as scarey as True Crime - I mean she slept for 100 years surrounded by a giant thorn bush that nobody could cut through....
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 02, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
The Prince however woke her up, she is still as young as she was 100 years ago
Thats all true, i was there.....How romantic that was.......Imagine that happens to you LOL

Do You want to teach your kids  shooter BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on October 02, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
No Daddy G, I don't want to teach the smallest violence - I guess it is fairy stories; Spiderman and romance.
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Post by: Clive Symes on October 03, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Three little kitten who lost their mittens
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Post by: Rhona on October 03, 2008, 06:20:41 PM
.....and didn't know where to find them....
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Post by: Clive Symes on October 03, 2008, 06:35:04 PM
Remember doing this with my daughters, night after night. Got to the stage where I would start changing the words of the nursery rhymes only to be told, " Daddy, thats not the way it goes"
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Post by: Rhona on October 03, 2008, 06:50:48 PM
  image201 Smallies are way too clever
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 03, 2008, 09:44:33 PM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 02, 2008, 11:32:59 AM
I'm all for Beatrice Potter  -  Mother Goose stories.......  will you read us some of that next time, granny Diana?

Shall I start with The Tale of Jemima Puddle-duck who was annoyed because the farmers wife would not let het hatch her own eggs.Her sister-in-law Rebeccah Puddle-duck was ................... 164
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Post by: SandyB on October 04, 2008, 04:53:27 AM
More Shiraz for the story  teller ..  she just dropped off to sleep ...   chicken3
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Post by: Bertie Horak on October 04, 2008, 05:20:02 AM
I agree Sandy!  There I was, sitting under my blankie, waiting for the rest of the story.....  had to cry myself asleep!
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on October 04, 2008, 05:25:34 AM
Boo Hoo  image031 ...   There's always E-TV after midnight for some  pole-small... bedtime stories.
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Post by: SandyB on October 04, 2008, 05:30:54 AM
Mmm  is it maybe not a bit too risque for those of us that still  want  bedtime stories ?? 
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Post by: Bertie Horak on October 04, 2008, 06:35:38 AM
Ja, I think ETv have different kinds of bunnies (bunnies that where high heels to bed), howling wolves and other creatures which might scare some of us younger ones!  ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on October 04, 2008, 09:21:33 AM
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203  image203  image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 04, 2008, 10:27:21 AM
.........perfectly willing to leave the hatching to some one else. "I wish to hatch my own eggs; I will hatch them all by myself," quacked Jemima Puddle-duck.She tried to hideher eggs; but.......... drinking-41
........... so Carl  pole-small HEllooooo there big boy..... cowgirl
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Post by: Rhona on October 04, 2008, 10:29:59 AM
  image281
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 04, 2008, 11:02:31 PM
 woo_hoo   yougogirl



image201

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Post by: SandyB on October 06, 2008, 09:31:13 PM
Mmm dead quiet in here .. just finfished off report and emailed it to boss ,, now I'm home and free .. hope this place livens up by the time i get back from holiday ....     cat3
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Post by: Rhona on October 07, 2008, 08:40:55 AM
  woo_hoo Sandy - One more sleep and away you goooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 07, 2008, 11:18:26 AM
@ Sandy, hope you have a great holiday with good weather and good company. Will miss your postings till u get back. 3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on October 08, 2008, 06:38:44 PM
  bar(1) - very quiet in here tonight......  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 08, 2008, 07:07:45 PM
 164  I know...and I've given up trying... cowgirl
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Post by: Rhona on October 08, 2008, 07:10:09 PM
Maybe it's time to redecorate and revamp the place again..........polish up the poles for dancing and organise a party  :auguri1:
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Post by: Rhona on October 11, 2008, 12:17:04 AM
  image071 Well Hellooooooooo nobody - Looks like I'm all alone in here! Who would ever think a leprechaun would have free reign in a free bar.....  woo_hoo
I'll have me one of these  BierSuip and one of these   image 11 oooooh! and I just have to have a go off this thing-a-ma-jig  image18 .......  image281

:emot19_2: Helloooooo - Wakey! Wakey! Anyone want to come out and play  image21
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Post by: Bertie Horak on October 11, 2008, 04:02:14 AM
Rhona, what a party you had 2 am in the evening!  The stock is somewhat depleted in here.  Are you sure it was just ONE little leprechaun?  image203  image 11  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 11, 2008, 04:31:59 AM
OI! *&^$  Who left those three leafed clovers all over the dance floor?

image071   image18   image281
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Post by: Rhona on October 11, 2008, 07:31:16 AM
@ Bertie - technically there was one and a half of us in here last night..............just me and Babychaun  image281

@ Mike - there was murder on the dance floor......  image203
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 11, 2008, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: Cherry (Alcock) on September 27, 2008, 04:43:31 PM
Aww go on Florrie - post a pic - we'll judge!  202

Know its late but here's the photo of the bad haircut.
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 11, 2008, 04:07:17 PM
 image031 I am missing Sandy.  msn emoticon (46)
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on October 11, 2008, 04:25:12 PM
I think it looks absolutely fine!
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 11, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
Thanks but I don't like it.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 13, 2008, 07:59:57 AM
How many of you awesome weighted people have broken a chair in a restaurant before? Well I went to the riding club on Saturday, ate the most amazing food.... really awesome..(some of you will be able to pop down there on the Saturday morning of the reunion...)  anyhow,whilst digesting the awesomeness of the chow...I got that sinking sensation.... CRASH! splat..there I sat on the floor...... nobody laughed....and now I am going swimming!

laughpoint
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Post by: Rhona on October 13, 2008, 08:36:40 AM
  :wow1: Did you hurt yourself?   bighug
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 13, 2008, 09:34:22 AM
I had a lot of protection..... So I BOUNCED right back......
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Post by: Patricia Lotte on October 13, 2008, 09:38:30 AM
I can't believe that nobody laughed. Who can honestly say that they don't laugh when someone trips or falls in front of them. I would have been rolling on the ground with laughter  image201 image201 image201
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 13, 2008, 09:40:51 AM
Shame on you Patricia,

but then again i would laugh too whith a scotty on the ground lifting his Kilt

ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 13, 2008, 10:18:00 AM
Ag! I have broad (very) shoulders...so the folks could have laughed... I would'nt have been offended......

affe-red
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on October 13, 2008, 10:34:54 AM
 affe-red
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Post by: Skinny on October 13, 2008, 12:11:39 PM
@ mike must have been all that  rooster that you got for free when some one complained about the expiry dates! Or its all that  BierSuip thatg is doing it. Personally I think it was that damme white horse that sat on the chair before you got there. Hope your arse doesn't look like a baboons today, all blue etc. grab(1)
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 13, 2008, 12:27:10 PM
Don't feel bad Mike, happens to Wilhelm regularly, especially those white plastic ones. In fact it happens so often, I don't even get embarassed anymore. I must add though that my man is heavy because he has heavy muscles! image201
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 13, 2008, 12:48:58 PM
YEs! Thats it...it was one of those thin little plastic chairs made for Chinese midgets..... and Skinny has a point...there was a white horse there....I saw it with my own two eyes, having a puff behind the stables it was..... As for the muscles.....well....I er..... Uhm....
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on October 15, 2008, 05:55:17 AM
What is it with this riding club and their weak furniture. I saw Dr Greig go through one of their glass coffee tables once. He thought it would substitute well for a chair and next thing he's on the floor covered in glass.
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Post by: Rhona on October 15, 2008, 10:09:32 AM
Saw the best t-shirt in the shops yesterday for all you blokes out there.............Plain black tishirt with white writting:

COVER ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on October 15, 2008, 12:25:27 PM
 image201

I can just see Mike walking round the Spar in a T-shirt like that


image201 ha ha image201 image201 image201 image201 image201

image04
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 16, 2008, 03:27:31 PM
Mmmh! more like

COVER ME IN BEER AND THROW ME TO THE BRAAIPLACE!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 16, 2008, 03:28:47 PM
Actually in retrospect, I have nice work clothes, Takkies , Shorts and Golf Shirt.... lekkker cumfy..... glad I do not have to wear safety boots and an overall!...

:ciupa1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 18, 2008, 12:30:09 PM
Yawn! 30 minutes and Then this shoppe will be closed till monday morning ....... have to admit, though, first time in a while that we have opened from 13h00 till 15h00....seems the locals are not to used to shopping after 13hoo on a saturday....quite a few of them that do.... are already pissed!

BierSuip
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 18, 2008, 07:58:53 PM
It's reassuring to know , that Young David is out on the high seas on a saturday night and not trashing cars over dronk gemsboks...... more than likely rubber ducks over dronk whales these nights.....   :culo1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 04:10:29 AM
I must pop of to the store and turn off all the pc's and power supplies... make sure the bakery boys have finished the orders for the mine and that their deck oven is turned off...they like leaving that blerrie thing on!

msn emoticon (9)   rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 04:26:17 AM
Then,,,, I will take my best friend Shadow down to the beach to see if I can plunder any nice shells..... back home at 10.00... take the girls to the town pool and then prepare the kos for the potjie..... damn... I forgot music..... try and connect, car battery to cd player......

oooooooh! Darkest Africa.....

hello Africa , tell me how you feel...

rains down in Africa

stolen from Africa....

Anymore Africa worded songs?

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 02:47:20 PM
 quickdop...well hellooo.... Africa.

ape 
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 19, 2008, 03:01:43 PM
A Hello from me too
Hope all are fine

woo_hoo
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Post by: barb (Fry) on October 19, 2008, 03:31:02 PM
Darkest Africa, very quiet in here.   
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 04:43:39 PM
 BierSuip  quiet you say...I'm  Boobs  over here in the right hand corner with the bots.....my new friends Edmond and Ethan.....oh alright, one last time  pole-small
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 04:45:30 PM
TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! .....   woo_hoo    image19 

When you coming home?

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Its off...... its off ...oh shit I just tripped over me boob.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 04:51:35 PM
I know how you feel... dem! hanging boobs...always in the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n   Boobs
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 04:53:26 PM
Its sad......you have the same problem Michael?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 19, 2008, 04:53:36 PM
@ Diana, you need help to support your assets, call on me LOL

boob1
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 04:54:36 PM
mmmmm...ok Daddy Georg ....but it's more than a handfull....
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 04:55:49 PM
Ja! in a way,.,,,,, but I also have the 3RD FORCE to consider!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   woo_hoo
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 19, 2008, 04:56:04 PM
I can handle that..............  kiss
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
 kiss....... Boobs
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:00:52 PM
OI...what about me and my 3rd force?

arse
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:02:18 PM
oh ok...just a tiny bit then...... boob1
I don't want to reckon with your Force.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:04:42 PM
TINY? LITTLE? SMALL?/........ are u mad? Has that afternoon wine/plonk got to you already....?   Wilburforce ... all the way, sister!   rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:11:54 PM
 rooster..........oh shoosh now Diana you going to get banned
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:15:44 PM
 witch-43      202
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Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on October 19, 2008, 05:21:58 PM
I see there's a lot of advertising going on here.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:23:52 PM
Ahem! .... she started it......   yellocard     boob1    ha ha
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
Oiiiii  I'm 50 I can do what ever I want.  women(1)
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:27:01 PM
..........it's 7.25 PM..... should'nt the over 50's be in bed?

woo_hoo
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:31:55 PM
Nope...we don't need much sleep at our age.
Must go now.....takes a while to position and get my boobs in place.......who knows what might happen....always be prepared
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:33:12 PM
HSAHAHAHAHHAHAH!......... make sure you put them in the right place... you might just get lucky tonight!   image201
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:38:55 PM
Still deciding.....push up,pull down or to the back......can't remember what I did last time...
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on October 19, 2008, 05:39:30 PM
Need some tape Diana; got some magioc stuff here!   ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2008, 05:40:23 PM
Was it that Loooooooooong Time ago...... Gee! i dinnae wanna hit 50' soon!

image201
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 19, 2008, 05:46:04 PM
 image201  can just picture you Michael.
ooo magic tape...now you tell me...fine friend you are.
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on October 19, 2008, 05:47:36 PM
Oh, it's great stuff!  Duct tape - very strong!  ha ha
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on October 19, 2008, 08:07:33 PM
Now i learn the little secrets for big things

Could not beleive it at my age that you youngster teach me something

hammer affe-red rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 22, 2008, 12:08:42 PM
I am drooling, thanks to Andy , I just got my grubby paws on about 20 mint condition Newsletters from 1968-1970.... Will start scanning this week.....  Drooooooool!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 24, 2008, 10:23:45 PM
Hellooooo......Bots on board shoot them  BoomSmilie_anim  noooooo
They my new friends, had a  BierSuip with Japan and Korea.
Middle East progressing well with the  pole-small lessons.
An Irish Bot popped on in and we had a good old  image203
...and now the time has come, I did it my way...tra la la
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 25, 2008, 10:38:24 AM
Gooood Morning South Africa. My blood is blue, my hair is blue,my leotard is blue, got me horns on, ready for the Rugby. I decided this morning I'll support the BULLS 'cos they've got the balls to win and I don't look good in grey.    BierSuip
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 25, 2008, 12:37:45 PM
Why on earth would you want to support that arrogant narrow minded side?   BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 26, 2008, 04:03:22 PM
GULP! 
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on October 26, 2008, 07:28:11 PM
Hmm, lost for words Mikey?  The Sharks were great and deserved the cup.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 29, 2008, 07:45:25 PM
 Hi3
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Post by: Rhona on October 29, 2008, 08:37:26 PM
  Hello1
How are your party plans going?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 30, 2008, 07:41:36 PM
My Party plans are all sorted,finally thought about the snacks and arranged a caterer. Just a few odds and bobs to sort nothing major. I'm now gearing up for Barbara Eia's arrivel on the 10th she will be staying with me untill the re-union and then back to me untill the 28th. Her, Richard, Debbie,Sandy and I (and anybody else we gather along the way) have some serious partying to do.
My son Glen arrives on the 11th untill the 25th...so excited haven't seen him in a year.
Novembers going to be a heavy but great month for me..can't wait.
Oh and I might add I share a birthday with my 21st year old but will be taking a back seat this year....does that mean I stay the same age???
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Post by: SandyB on October 30, 2008, 07:45:37 PM
Hon  you  get a credit .. minus one whole year .. hows that ??  so we going to do some serious partying  in November ?/ good !!    cat3
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 30, 2008, 07:58:13 PM
Yip we are Sandy...get your wine glass ready and your party hat out....after all I'll be a whole year younger who know's what can happen. 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on October 31, 2008, 07:21:06 AM
Hey! You old timers better not Party yourselfs out.....leave some party spirit for this side of the border!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 31, 2008, 09:17:10 AM
Party ourselves out...never. Life a party and the spirit is always there.  We ex - O'munders aren't we.... discodance
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on October 31, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
Nobody better fade out on me...I plan to party from the 10th - 27th.......

martini   margarita   tequila   pole-small
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 31, 2008, 09:08:13 PM
We aint...don't know about Michael. 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 04:51:13 AM
A strapping young lad like me, does not normally party with the older folk, I tend to find that the Zimmer frames clutter the place up and hurts my knees when I dance with some of the Silver haired grannies! image203
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on November 01, 2008, 06:29:03 AM
  ha ha Shame on you Michael... One day you'll be there too... 202

Then again, you know what they say about dating silver haired grannies... They give it their all, cos they never know if it will be their last...

Ok, Ok, I know the way to the dogbox. I'm going, I'm going...
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Post by: SandyB on November 01, 2008, 06:53:27 AM
And  carl you  forgot to mention  ( I'm reading your mind here )  Mikes zimmerframe will resemble bull bars from a 4x4  .. off to the   cuqui box I go too ...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 07:14:35 AM
Hahahaha! Hi Guys, welcome to the dogbox you two~   baby
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Post by: Rhona on November 01, 2008, 08:45:28 AM
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 09:17:28 AM
Whatta  a stunning day it is today in Omund...... feels like a day that I could really abuse..by drinking this flu into oblivion over A FEW hot coals...........   idontknow
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 01, 2008, 09:18:53 AM
 arse
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 09:21:17 AM
Oi! Keep yer arse to yerselfs......!   23_146_26
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 01, 2008, 09:26:13 AM
 :culo1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 09:34:26 AM
The Granny is getting demented in her old age.... get back to planning yer party for the young 'uns..... and stop being the young ones...."Oh! Darling...the young ones...lalalalalala!"

baby
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 01, 2008, 10:02:02 AM
What was I talking about,again????    idontknow
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on November 01, 2008, 10:31:16 AM
I'm not going to comment on here about what you said about us oldies........Just remember there are only a few days left before i am there in person....beware!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 11:00:08 AM
Ha! Bring it on....... you half a century old reunionist!   laughpoint
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 01, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
You get him Barbara..hit him with your handbag.....as for Carl ..ha,never know if  it will be the last, me thinks that applies to men.
BoomSmilie_anim
SANDY be carefull my friend or you can sit on the sidelines and watch us  cowgirl party.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 04:55:50 PM
Bring in them Zimmers Aunties,..... For some strange reason, I doth not believe that The New Hal Centurian from England is the African party Animal we all believe her 2 be........ Com'on Aunty Barbs..... Blow that popstand!

dawoman
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 05:20:26 PM
I await in anticipation!
  affe-red
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on November 01, 2008, 05:39:17 PM
 love(1)  really but dont under-estimate me............

Went out to the casino with a few young ones and most of them faded by 12.00am....me.... stayed up to party at someone's house with my boss dancing to Fleetwood Mac and didn't get home till 5.30 am................  bar(1)

Zimmerframe ME  I am the bionic woman........a story i will tell you when we meet....

This new centurian brit will show you all in africa how it is done!!!    cowgirl

Be Warned     pole-small
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 05:44:43 PM
WoW!~ It's impressive to now that your boss nows Fleetwood Mac, Ae they Grey in the hair these days>?     :wow1:   sorriso2
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on November 01, 2008, 05:53:27 PM

My Boss is only 24 yrs old....you see I can kick it back with the young ones aswell.......  woo_hoo   

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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 01, 2008, 06:49:26 PM
"the  young ones...Oh Darling.....! " ...lalalalalal!  sorriso2

hey Barbara...... does it not feel funny to know that in 13 days time...you are gonna be back in the desert?

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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on November 01, 2008, 07:17:17 PM
Yes it does feel strange..but a good scary feeling. Left the desert in 1985...never thought i would travel half way across the world to come back to it....Is there anybody else going to be there from the UK
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Post by: SandyB on November 01, 2008, 08:03:19 PM
Just got back in from supper ... had a busy day ... packing out .. sealing off kitchen  and foodstuffs ...  opening cupboards .. drawers .. .. then setting out the dreaded  fumigating bombs ...   pack us all into car ...  go back into  house .. light dreaded stnky bombs  .. flee  lock doors .. and leave them to do their work .. had  a comeback of fabric moths .. they eat anything woolen or cotton and the valuable book collection .. so i double dosed ..  will repaeat in two weeks time .. anyhpw fled to my friend Allan for 5 hours ..  we got back  .. as per usual no amount of airing gets rid of that   smell only a day or two and  copious amount of inscence  so out we go again for dinner  .. ( place smells like an eastern temple )  and may i recomend the best  is  cinnamon or clove inscence .. the  rest  smell  heavy and cheap .. those two mentioned are very cleansing ..  so what our new  50's doing challenging ??  dont .. be  gracious ..  we do get curveballed sometimes and cannot bounce back like when we were in our 20's ..  I never challenge .. I just grab the moment if its all good .. 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 02, 2008, 01:11:13 AM
@ Barbara... Tommy Lawrie, His daughter, Kerrie Jean and Gary are also on their way out from Scotland....... kerrie was born here and left as a baby.... it is her 21st in November.........

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Post by: SandyB on November 02, 2008, 07:34:30 AM
Mmm our Mike  wandering around at 03:00 in the morn again ?   rooster
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 02, 2008, 07:41:02 AM
Quote from: SandyB on November 02, 2008, 07:34:30 AM
Mmm our Mike  wandering around at 03:00 in the morn again ?   rooster
http://www.ontheairtv.com/play_audio.php?audio=11
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Post by: SandyB on November 02, 2008, 08:17:11 AM
 cat3
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Post by: SandyB on November 02, 2008, 12:34:52 PM
Just been to the morning market at Milnerton  to get another shower hose , old one broke  and still looking for  drawer handles and front door postbox  replacement thingy that was ripped off  ..  got shower hose and some more inscence at bargain ... went to Greek for brunch grilled musrooms  with tomato and salad and haloumi gratin .. yummy and healthy ... two easy glasses of  semi sweet  white wine to wash it down .. its kind of raining here .. so  an excuse to  snooze  whiole the list of summer jobs on the house grows ... ha  ha ...  rest  and spoil meself for now I will ...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 02, 2008, 03:19:49 PM
Just came back from a crappy day at work..... hopped in the pool with my two girls, dog running circles around the pool, washed the day away!  Roll on Monday!

rooster
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Post by: Rhona on November 02, 2008, 03:29:41 PM
But I have to go to work on Monday  image031 - just cause you're having a crappy day you needn't wish it away for the rest of us....  meanpuff
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 01:22:38 PM
The last post in here was on Nov 2nd.........  Get with the program people.....

Who likes that song by Jason Miraz - I'm yours!
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Post by: Rhona on November 08, 2008, 01:27:39 PM
Sing us a few lines and we'll let you know.........  image281
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
Mmmh! This feels like DeJaVu!   were'nt we here before....   23_146_26  U and that grandma with the fallen boobies r not gonna catch me twice.....  rooster   Boobs 
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 08, 2008, 01:55:02 PM
I do.....I do... always perks the  Boobs up.
How does it go again?  I could faintly hear you humming the tune OH HE of the fallen dodats.
You should hum it more often,quite a perky little number.  rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 01:56:12 PM
Oh Yes! Now I remember, you were getting old and your hearing and eyesight is failing you and you want me to SHOUT ! loud!

laughpoint
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 02:18:12 PM
Oi! where's everyone gone?  Off to watch rugger.... I guess..... there's still 15 minutes..... Gee! the wind is at Gale force in Omund today.......   
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 08, 2008, 04:48:10 PM
Seems to be howling wind everywhere.  Drove through Franschoek, Caledon, Napier, Hermanus today.  Wind all the way.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 04:52:35 PM
Napier, thats the place where old Oranjemunders Bill & Lilian Grey rest!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 08, 2008, 05:10:49 PM
..en dis waar my skoonseun gebore is.

I sincerely hope the wind is busy blowing it's self out before next Saturday....I do not need wind.
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 08, 2008, 05:12:15 PM
Beautiful little village.  Just unfortunate that the estate agent there told me they cater for overseas buyers, so they make the prices as high as possible, and he knows everything is overpriced, bugger the locals.  I got in my car and left.  A**hole.
Warning to all taking the N2 highway - there's a lot of STOP/GO roadworks and you may wait up to 20 minutes at some stops.  Left at 8h00 this morning, and just got back in time for the rugby at 16h15.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 05:25:29 PM
...... and the road between town and the gate is ,,,,,,, safe...safe for the dronk wandering gemsbok that likes ol' david long!

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Post by: Rhona on November 08, 2008, 06:09:52 PM
What's happening guys?  image 11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 06:43:12 PM
Ok!  I have to admit, that I am a country music nutter!   There it's out......

Well,,,,my neighbour came by and needed music converted and dumped onto cd for him.... he's gone now, but, I have all his music and I am going through it right now,,,,, all old stuff (country, save for the fact that it's all Afrikaaners singing it......) wow! Nice stuff...songs...like.... the gambler, Queen of hearts.,...Loving arms, arms of Mary....Rhinestone cowboy.........   banjo
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Post by: Rhona on November 08, 2008, 06:49:56 PM
..............Oh how I wish I was lying in the arms of Mary.........lalalalalalala  banjo

God taste there Mr. Alexander  rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 08, 2008, 06:51:29 PM
When you say "god' do you mean I am so awesome, that I am like god....or ruin my evening and say you meant to spell "good!"

image031
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Post by: Rhona on November 08, 2008, 07:40:01 PM
Uhm!..........if I'm to be honest with you - I meant you are truley brilliant - yeah! you be awesome ............okay! okay! it is an incorrect spelling - I lied and I'm oh! so sorry  image031 ............but you still be brilliant  giverose ..........yeah! I know - too little too late!!!
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 08, 2008, 11:38:58 PM
sometimes a bit can be more than enough!!! ( and I mean a bit and not a BITE)
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 09, 2008, 05:57:48 AM
Ahem! That is actually spelt Byte in PC terms!    image031
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Post by: Rhona on November 09, 2008, 03:13:10 PM
So now we are back in school and Mr. Alexander is our teacher...........  Up-out
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 09, 2008, 03:24:19 PM
A bit of good god want bite our bytes or will it LOL
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Post by: Rhona on November 09, 2008, 04:18:46 PM
  image21
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 09, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
I wondered if someone would pick up on the bits & bytes, trust Mike. ( Another Scot who wants to tell me my spelling sucks, I did however think it world be Kenny)
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Post by: Rhona on November 09, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
We haven't seen Kenny in a bit - I think he was stollen  :wow1:
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Post by: SandyB on November 09, 2008, 07:23:05 PM
Chewing carrots ala bugs bunny ...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 09, 2008, 07:24:18 PM
Ahem! World~ Would

image281
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Post by: Rhona on November 09, 2008, 07:31:09 PM
Make him write it out 50 times teacher; that will soften his cough for him  image19
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 09, 2008, 07:36:52 PM
Hey! , I see our latest member , is my ol' pal Wayne, now our local Nature Conservation fundi..... hope he makes it through for the weekend!.....

rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 10, 2008, 05:47:54 PM
WoW! Wow! Wow! , Aunty Skinny just dropped off a box full of goodies that was dropped off at her place in Rosh Pinah for the Alexander Clan....... It was From Frauke, she was the journalist who I helped out when she came to town for the wreck to do an article for the BBC and DPA..... anyhow , I lent her my laptop, drove her around and Michele fed her meatloaf for supper.....

This kind Aunty has sent us a box stuffed with imported German specialities, beer, wine, sweets, snacks, coffee, chocolates and even a toy ball for Shadow...... Wow! my week just got better.....

woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on November 10, 2008, 05:51:09 PM
Anything for me? After all I played a vital role in that trip....  rooster
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 10, 2008, 05:51:46 PM
@ Mike, i think you deserved that  iknow
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 10, 2008, 05:56:34 PM
Blerrie leprechaun... always trying to trick me into parting with me wealth......

Thanks to Skinny Transport Services for the prompt delivery! No Damages or theft like the "other" company!



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Post by: Rhona on November 10, 2008, 06:00:49 PM
Oaw!!! He shoots; he scores!!!  sorriso2 ..............The ''other'' company is just removing your Christmas present from the package  image19
If there are any gold coins - you know they are mine...........hand them over  image203
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 10, 2008, 07:00:28 PM
 Hello1   We waiting for you to start singing...   anything to do with jets and planes?  His surname sure has the ring of it!   

Chuck Berry  -  My Dingeling      banjo 
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Post by: Rhona on November 10, 2008, 07:14:32 PM
Ahem......cause I'm leaving on a jet plane.....lalalalalala  banjo
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 10, 2008, 07:14:59 PM
Bah! Hambug...... the wimmin' folk are ganging up on poor me.......  image21
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Post by: Rhona on November 10, 2008, 07:23:27 PM
Ah but you love it  rooster
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 11, 2008, 05:27:48 AM
Just on a point on this topic, we had a real Bot/spam attack this morning, with 5 bullshit users registering on this forum to post Spam..... got 'em all........ lets see how many more rock up 2day!

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Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 11, 2008, 06:34:58 AM
Good job Mike. What did you use....?
BoomSmilie_anim , witch-43 or  boob1 Boobs
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 11, 2008, 09:04:20 AM
Another 4... friggin russians!
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 11, 2008, 12:04:11 PM
Good shot, Mike.  You got 'em all, hey?  Wish I knew how, I'd help if possible.
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Post by: Rhona on November 11, 2008, 02:58:14 PM
  trex-073 Get out of our bar bots........  image21
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 11, 2008, 10:03:19 PM
 quickdop  Hey Barbara lets throw them dead with our beer cans.   :auguri1:
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 12, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
I'm sure you've got plenty of empty ones to go....  sorriso2
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 12, 2008, 06:44:25 PM
 sobored - where is everyone tonight, only Sandy online and he'll be leaving me soon to go to the airport!

notfair - first time I've had a chance in front of the pc for ages in the evening and everyone's off having a party in town!

Maybe I'll wait until the kids are asleep and go and track down Dalene or Barbara and Debby - I know they're here somewhere!

martini

Don't worry - would never do that!
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Post by: Rhona on November 12, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
.......  motorbike ........ hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 12, 2008, 08:32:47 PM
 image16   I'm on my way...........
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Post by: Rhona on November 12, 2008, 08:34:13 PM
You can always count on myself and Diana - Charlie angels strike again...........
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 12, 2008, 08:38:40 PM
Yip...lets take over here again while they all re-unionizing.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 13, 2008, 05:07:31 AM
I heard that, please note that all alcohol has been removed from this bar for the reunion in Omund and will only be restocked on Sunday night!


:nono1:   Hot(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 13, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
 image19  We have our connections....... banjo
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 13, 2008, 02:24:41 PM
Hey Mike!  Check your inventory!!!!  We already stashed our supplies, we're very well stocked and with all of you missing, we've got more than enough to keep us liquidized for a loooooong time!  I'll be joining the girls for a few in the bar later.  image19
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 13, 2008, 04:30:08 PM
Well, here I go off to the POH - wishing all of you other regular forumers were going to be there as well! I hope you have a great online party anyway - (and sssshhh - don't tell Mike but I made sure the bar was really well stocked for you all!)

3d smiles(281) bighug martini BierSuip image18 quickdop beermug20
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 13, 2008, 05:37:17 PM
Wow, this place is stocked, but no one to party with!!!!!  Michele, thanx for thinking of us poor lost and lonesome souls banished from desert country.
Well, I'll just drown my sorrows...  BierSuip  image 11  trex-073
I'll leave some for my friends, though.  Where are you girls and boys?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 13, 2008, 05:40:14 PM
Hi Bertie
I am here

Click here http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/Georgswa

and you see me live, i wait for you
Georg
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 13, 2008, 06:02:47 PM
@ Bertie

Amazing what can be done in the net, thanks for popping in

Have a  tequila on me
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 13, 2008, 06:04:52 PM
Thanx Uncle Georg for the chat on live video!  It's quite frustrating with my slow system - will definitely have to upgrade and soon!  Will see if the fat guy with the red suit and white beard brings what I asked him for!!!!!
Keep well, enjoy your beer!  Will pop in after I finished my work to see if everybody has been behaving!
image 11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 13, 2008, 06:05:45 PM
OK Bertie

I am off for supper

CU
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 13, 2008, 06:27:00 PM
One last peep and a quick doppie, then back to work and a good night's rest.  Hectic time for me.
Mmmmmmm... wonder what Diana and Rhona are up to.  I'll leave a few snacks for you girls on the table - enjoy!

drinking-41  chocolate-51  image203  martini  love2  gnite
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 13, 2008, 07:37:33 PM
 :auguri1:   I's here.......jeez you guys go to bed early....
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 13, 2008, 07:54:42 PM
It all eventually catches up with you then its  164
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Post by: Rhona on November 13, 2008, 10:17:35 PM
.......  image071 .....  BierSuip
Helloooooooooo - is there anybody out there???

Once again, I patrol this site alone....
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 14, 2008, 05:15:06 PM
@ Rhona & Diana - Did the bots steal your snacks which I left here specially for you?  3_8_14
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Post by: Rhona on November 14, 2008, 05:16:50 PM
No snacks Bertie but loads of beer - you want one?  BierSuip
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 14, 2008, 05:19:56 PM
Yes please, I wont be having mine in the desert, but at least I've got good company tonight!  cheers image 11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 14, 2008, 05:53:40 PM
A cheers from me too while you sit alone in the bar, no company, no fun

drinking-41
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 14, 2008, 07:19:16 PM
Thanx Daddy Georg, very, very quiet with everybody running around in the desert!

Bobby, are you back now?  Will we see you in the bar soon?
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Post by: Rhona on November 14, 2008, 07:25:43 PM
  cheers
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 14, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
 Hi3  its me  Boobs just finished sorting the lighting for the big 21st to-morrow nite.Everything on track, weather looking good and I think I'm good to go. Now let me have a relax and a few pints with ...errr...emmm I only see Rhona.  Well come on girl lets  image203  image281
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Post by: Rhona on November 14, 2008, 08:23:26 PM
  woo_hoo Somebody to drink with at last............I think the rest of the gang have gone skinny dipping  I-T-O
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 14, 2008, 08:24:54 PM
Who......Bertie?????      202
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 14, 2008, 08:25:24 PM
Hey Girls i am with you, i thought Diana is on the road up north already....

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 14, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
Nooooo Daddy Georg I have a daughter turning 21 this weekend.
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Post by: Rhona on November 14, 2008, 08:32:52 PM
  happybirthday  :auguri1:  image 11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 14, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
@ Diana, i thought the reunion is a must for you,

i take it they are already partying and heavy  boob1
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 14, 2008, 08:47:24 PM
For sure I would have been at the re-union, but I have commitments. Lindzi and I actualy share a birthday on the 17th which is Monday but she is having her party to-morrow 15th. Should be a good one expecting something like 72 people in my house.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 14, 2008, 08:49:37 PM
@ Diana

I know its your birthday, got it in my reminder for the 17.

Lekker Scorpios we are LOL
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 14, 2008, 09:15:59 PM
 3d smiles(281)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 14, 2008, 09:17:49 PM
 bighug
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Post by: Rhona on November 15, 2008, 09:36:45 AM
@ Diana Have a great party today and we're looking forward to seeing all the photos  :auguri1:  BierSuip  image203  quickdop
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 15, 2008, 04:04:59 PM
Thanx Rhona just finished setting up and taking a break now....oh sh*t I lost my drink,hang on let me go find it. I'm back it were in the kitchen still. Anyway here's hoping all turn up....like Mike I have a bit of a panic attack about that. Still a tad windy but I'm sure they can drink themselves into a perfectly windless nite.    :auguri1:
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Post by: Rhona on November 15, 2008, 09:17:25 PM
  image203   BierSuip  image203   BierSuip How's the drinking and dancing going Diana?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 15, 2008, 09:28:27 PM
@ Diana

yougogirl boob1 woo_hoo
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 16, 2008, 03:31:44 AM
How was the party, Diana?  Any pic's?  I-T-O
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Post by: Rhona on November 16, 2008, 08:34:13 AM
Diana is taking a well earned rest before the partying starts all over again  image203  image203
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 16, 2008, 09:49:42 AM
Yeah Bertie. It's still middle of the night.
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Post by: SandyB on November 18, 2008, 07:14:33 PM
online party .. good for you lot !!  the wind is pumping here again and it  is a  cold one .. me done all my posting .. now just catching up  a bit then off to bed and its work tomorrow .. just as well i need some routine to shake me right ..  I cant describe the time warp i was in in O'mund ..  4 days felt like a lifetime ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 18, 2008, 09:16:34 PM
 :auguri1:   pole-small  image21   I'm back
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Post by: Rhona on November 18, 2008, 09:18:02 PM
  grab(1)  woo_hoo
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 18, 2008, 09:21:00 PM
Hallo  -  thought you would take at least a week off to get everything back in order again at your palace after the 21st bash.  Place looked great and looks like you went to loads of trouble to get it that way.

Right, now you can start your    pole-small    routine again  !     msn emoticon (8)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 18, 2008, 09:22:32 PM
Diana, Rhona, Dalene

Good girls should be in bed by now

The reunion party is over you must behave again

Up-out
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 18, 2008, 10:33:06 PM
@ Delene had everything in order again before Barbara arrived back to me on Monday 4 p.m. and thank you
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 05:28:25 AM
Bet the ouma thought she was 21 all over again!   fantasy-18
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 19, 2008, 11:41:13 AM
Oh yes oh yes...... fantasy-18  fantasy-18  fantasy-18 but needed more than one  fantasy-18
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:16:10 PM
I'm thinking of doing a bigger better reunion in 2010...... after the world cup, anyone interested.....?

grab(1)
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
Is that the same world cup that Ireland are going to win.....  woo_hoo
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:26:34 PM
Nope..... that would be the hurling world cup!

msn emoticon (9)
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 06:31:28 PM
Does your missus know what you're up to - cause if not then it's my duty to tell on you  image19
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:33:56 PM
My Missus still loves me...even after Skinny dipping with reunionists..... anyhow she's gone off to a xmas dinner party or somethink to that affect!

arse
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 06:38:13 PM
When are we getting those photos???  I-T-O
I notice those ones are being kept under wraps!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:39:34 PM
We made a pact us dippers, before we went over that wall...no camera shots........   23_146_26
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 06:46:32 PM
Yeah right! but there's always one that's a happy snapper..........  :buffo9:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
No waterproof camera's......   image19
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 19, 2008, 06:50:08 PM
Ag Rhona...no-body had a wide angle lens. Thats why no pics.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 06:50:50 PM
 I-T-O   They might have wanted to, but sure none of them would have been alive today to tell or to show!  

Ja Mike, add my name to the list for the 2010 reunion!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:52:01 PM
Ssssssh! Michele might hear you!   :emot19_2:
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 06:52:51 PM
Ye could of made one of those calenders for charity.......if we were there Diana - bet we would of got a sneaky pic or two.........  ape
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 06:54:04 PM
Waddda you mean charity..... what about PLAYGIRL MAG...... gee! don't just flaunt the bod for any old nun!   :nono1:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 19, 2008, 06:56:16 PM
ohhh yessss. From both angles
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 07:04:04 PM
 :nono1:   I ask a good price for pics of me...  no charity  ....  have to make up for booze money again after what I spent!
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Post by: Anthony on November 19, 2008, 07:13:59 PM
 poledancing1I wonder which pics I should post!! bar(1) I-T-O :auguri1:
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
Hey!   What have you got hidden that we don't know about?    shooter
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 07:16:20 PM
Post the good ones Anthony  pls
Don't worry about anyone else - Diana and I will protect you - just give us the good pics....
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Post by: Anthony on November 19, 2008, 07:18:12 PM
 23_11_61 Maybe I should send the ones of you to your private address, then again, maybe not. ha ha
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 19, 2008, 07:20:16 PM
I need their  pole-small  so that I can correct their mistakes at their next lesson.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 07:20:40 PM
 yellocard   The lot of you can always get a yellow card   -  time out for you's !


Out with it Anthony!  -  What's on your camera that we don't know about?
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Post by: Anthony on November 19, 2008, 07:24:30 PM
 allgood Ah the suspense is building. I'm sorry girls, you will just have to wait until I can figure out how to get the pics onto the site. secret(1) Some advice would be considered as mitigating circumstance when the panel (me) do the photo selection. hammer
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
Show us all the pics Anthony and we'll decide whether they are for public veiwing or not  rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 19, 2008, 07:27:00 PM
Yip 'cos we actualy own this bar.   image 11   Boobs
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 07:28:39 PM
 image281  He can't, for he can't get them posted!     sorriso2
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 07:30:51 PM
Let there be no major panic - it just so happens that you are among friends here and if you mail a few of the pics to one of us - not Dalene of course - then maybe we can help you with your predicament.......now how about a beer while we are trying to figure this out  BierSuip
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 19, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
I smell a rat!   yellocard
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Post by: SandyB on November 19, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Ahem !!  seems somebody followed us there ..  sneaky so and so .. or do the security cameras really exist ??
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 07:37:30 PM
We're not doing anything - nothing to see hear...move along  policedog-small
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Post by: SandyB on November 19, 2008, 07:39:40 PM
We're not doing anything - nothing to see hear...move along     ???    cat3
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
I dunno?   Ask Anthony  -  he actually told his kids that story, so......      BoomSmilie_anim

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Post by: SandyB on November 19, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
Told his kids the story ?? well did he follow us there or not ??
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Post by: Rhona on November 19, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
That's what we'd all like to know.......  image071
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Post by: SandyB on November 19, 2008, 07:59:23 PM
It will remain a mystery ....   cuqui
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 19, 2008, 08:00:36 PM
 thumper    Anthony!   DID YOU FOLLOW US TO THE POOL OR NOT?  IS THERE ANY SECURITY CAMERA"S HIDDEN AROUND THAT POOL?   WE WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!!!!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 21, 2008, 05:59:41 PM
If you dont know how to post those pix in the forum, send them to me so i post them for you  image19
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Post by: Rhona on November 21, 2008, 07:09:34 PM
  image203  image203  image203
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Post by: SandyB on November 21, 2008, 07:42:01 PM
Mmm  sitting here .. feeling good  ,, a bit tired... getting too used to being away from work  and sort weeks ... did a practice run of roast veg for boxing day gratitude  dinner ... ( already bought my frozen Turducken creature .. safely tucked away in the freezer now )  a mix of  wedges of  red onion ,  ,red green , orange , yellow pepper strips ,  Med taters  in skin small wedged ,  red sweet tater  in skin  wedged  ,  green beans  cut in half ,  butternut  sticks , a whole bulb of garlic broken into  the individual  cloves but left in their papery skin ,  lots of olive oil ,, sprinkle with Ina Paarman (  Mikes good friend )   powdered vegie stock (not too much )  stir around in  large  roasting pan so they dont lie too deep ... cover with foil  and bake initially  for   about an hour   at 200 c gas mark shaking to move around occasionally to get steam  and heat to start the cooking through ..  remove foil and cook for about another hour  stirring over   gently every so now and again .. when taters look reasonably soft ..not too much or else  you end up with mush .. then put grill on and grill a short while  with odd stir around  to crispen up slightly ( not too much )  and  enjoy .. had it with some cold roast chicken  from  woolies ... Mmmmm  still nibbling ocasionally on the leftovers .. .. what i wanted to add was some  wedged  roast beetroot as well ( done in separate pan and incorporated at roast  time as they add a nice  earthy  flavour )  but could find none ..  Grrr   Michele  try it ...
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on November 22, 2008, 05:50:38 AM
Great tension breaker Sandy.  :emot112_2: Looks like the night at the pool seems to be having stressfull aftertones.

You certainly got my mouth watering with that turkey recipe
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 06:06:08 AM
Stressful aftertones ?? Nah we all playing with the idea that someone followed and took pics of this  crazy bunch at the pool in the early hours  of the morning ... but so far all noise  and no  goods to show .. , and  also  they would have to learn how to put stars on strategic  parts of the pics .. ala  the old  scope magazine ...

The Turducken  is a frozen  creature  imported from america .. its  a smoked deboned turkey stuffed with chicken and duck hence the name
Tur ..duc..  ken ...  it   is to me the kosher equivalent of a gammon .. its roasted and basted in its juices and is delicious   hot .. even better cold the next day .. its sold at checkers .. so go  scour the shelves  Carl  ..   the veg dish is  an accompinent that i have been thinking of doing .. well after last night  its a definite ..
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on November 22, 2008, 06:09:45 AM
Thanks for the idea Sandy. Sounds like it's gonna become my Christmas dinner too. Makes a change from the usual fare.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 22, 2008, 06:12:41 AM
Turkey schmurkey.... never liked the blerrie things...... always dry...and if you sous the thing up , you are only covering the poultry taste in favour of the sauce..... as for ducks...... . boney creatures...... now as for the lamb roast.... and gammons....sssssschlurrrrrp!

:auguri1:
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 06:19:57 AM
Trust me  Mike  its delicious .. all  deboned meat .. and  with the addition of the fatty duck meat and the  smoked flavour its  nice .. 
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 22, 2008, 06:49:10 AM
Sandy - your menu sounds delicious, my mouth is watering just reading it!  feedme

As for the pool photo's - one can only hope that the photographer has a smidgen of consideration for Mike's wife and 2.5 kids!  image14
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 07:12:09 AM
Michele  I dont think theres any such thing as pics .. and me ?.. can you imagine  pics of me running around the pool  with  the jewels bouncing around .. ? Might look a bit foolish  hey .. ?
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Post by: bobbysmith on November 22, 2008, 07:17:21 AM
only one thing wrong with sandys menu,no mrs balls and no aromat,otherwise alls good
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 22, 2008, 07:18:20 AM
Don't worry Sandy I don't think there's any pictures either - just still pissed off with Mike - not a very considerate thing to do when you've got an unstable, pregnant, hormonal wife at home! (Especially not on your 10th wedding anniversary!)

And he has no excuse - he swims in that pool at least 3 times a week - although then it's in a sober state, in a costume, in broad daylight with his wife swimming next to him!  sorriso2
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 07:21:27 AM
Do oversight .. a silly moment  brought on by all the excitement ... we boys  never entirely grow up .. I can attest to that .. and yes been in the dogbox too many times myself cos of it ...
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Post by: bobbysmith on November 22, 2008, 07:25:47 AM
i remember a young maiden telling me that she wished i had an eight incher,instead of that big bastard,didnt go skinny dipping after that,spent all my time in my pondock looking at it,joke xxxxxx
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 22, 2008, 07:28:47 AM
Quote from: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 07:21:27 AM
Do oversight .. a silly moment  brought on by all the excitement ... we boys  never entirely grow up .. I can attest to that .. and yes been in the dogbox too many times myself cos of it ...

I'd hoped that by marrying somebody 6 years my senior we would have had the same level of maturity! Perhaps I'd better warn my girls to go for somebody much, much older! And why do you all think I'm hoping for another girl?  image201
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 07:38:44 AM
Older  quieter ??  then they end  up with someone in midlife crisis .. Ouch !! maybe better so just have  someone who dabbles in being the naughty child every so now and again .. at least its consistent and normally  prevents that  dreaded male midlife  where so many  are quiet for many years and then try  too late to catch their youth again ,  either  go haywire  or ditch current wife and take on the newer trophy number  ... seen  many like that .. ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 22, 2008, 07:54:24 AM
All in good fun...lucky I wasn't there tripping over my  Boobs.
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on November 22, 2008, 08:28:35 AM
 :emot112_2: yougogirl
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 12:55:42 PM
Bobby ... Mrs Balls goes with curry or  boerewors rolls ... or as a bottom layer for a grilled cheese sarmie ( south affrican version of welsh rarebit )  Aromat I dont touch the stuff .. its so loaded with MSG ... not that i'm not averse to a bit of MSG as its never killed me  and  yes i do toss a bit into my famous baby potato  dish that I am always demaded to bring to many  a do ..  .. but I avoid it on principle . seeing so many parents allowing their kids ufettered use of the stuff .. destroying their ability to actually taste food .. ...   So those ingredients dont go my boxing day dinner ..
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 22, 2008, 01:38:21 PM
Cheese and chutney toasted snackwhiches - simply the best! My first was at Bakoven, either the one in Stellenbosch or was there one in the Sanlam centre in Parow? I still make them to this day and although Shannon isn't keen Cameron seems to quite like them. You just have to watch the chutney as - like tomato - it gets really hot!

Ina P spices definitely much healthier alternative to Aromat/Fondor - I hate to think how many different flavours we have on the shelf at the moment, there's something for every different preparation.
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Post by: SandyB on November 22, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Ive  seen  people who cannot eat anything without first sprinkling it with the  Aromat ...   what a loss .. spices  herbs and flavourants are meant to compliment the food , not dominate , unless  in the case of specific dishes  where a  specific flavour is meant to  be part of the whole thing ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 23, 2008, 12:36:25 AM
Never mind the blady recipies Sandy, you home already...... quickdop.......night cap......Barbs and I having coffee
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Post by: SandyB on November 23, 2008, 12:51:06 AM
ja  ja  ja ... last sup of red ..  and then    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz baby
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 23, 2008, 12:58:25 AM
Our hunk asleeping .....we off to zzzzzzz land now.     3d smiles(281)    bighug
Barbara   women(1)   and Diana    cowgirl
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 23, 2008, 01:00:31 AM
Hey Rhona we see you wake up!!!!!!!
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 23, 2008, 01:19:55 AM
She must be a night owl  cause I see her PC is still on
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Post by: Rhona on November 23, 2008, 01:42:21 AM
Sorry guys - I missed ye........was there a party going on with me asleep in the corner  image061

Think I'll call it a night - see ye all tomorrow.......sweet dreams  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 23, 2008, 08:58:48 AM
Good morning Rhona, Late to bed early to rise, makes our days longer.
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Post by: Rhona on November 23, 2008, 09:01:41 AM
Ah but the morning is the best part of the day Clive and all the weird and wonderfull things happen at night.......how's tricks with you  cat3
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 23, 2008, 09:36:51 AM
Wifes away in Durban, visiting ofl school friend  whome she hasnt see for 33 years, although since located earlier this year they have been in constsnt contact.
Friends on a farm, this morning they were out on Quad bikes.
Me Im at home with the daughters and friends, made a nice Spagetti Bolognaise sauce & had that with a botle of wine last night.
Couldnt sleep so  only went to bed after 04.00 this morning.
Your right that all the wierd and wonderfull things happen at night, thats why I prefer being a night owl.
Suppose it also stems from the fact that my  very first job called for a months night shift, I used to swap a day shift for nights if I could.

Otherwise how are you.?
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Post by: Rhona on November 23, 2008, 09:57:32 AM
All is good here - my new house should be completed within the next couple of weeks, other than that just counting down the days till the man in the red suit appears.............Sorry guys I know it's still November but I do lurve Christmas Ho! Ho! Ho!  xmastree  present(1)
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 23, 2008, 02:23:48 PM
The Girls have already put our Christmas tree up and I checked that the Chrismas lights around the house are all working, Lit up the place on Friday.
Looks good.
Unfortunatly I can no linger lift my daughters up to place the Star on the top of the tree, ( they are all tall enough to do it themselves & realy enjoy it)
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Post by: SandyB on November 23, 2008, 06:02:44 PM
  Quiet  no  real wind .. Right  now doing a light little braai .. some  chicken kebabs .. roast veg as accompinent  and some cabiatta rolls ...   easy going ..  a glass or two of vino take it easy ...
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 23, 2008, 06:43:15 PM
Tonight made some ( Brazilian) Bully Beef, onions ,potatoes and nice green cabbage all fried up with some best butter, salt & black pepper.
Had this with HP source and a Rum & coke on the side.
What I revert back to when Cherie's away.
Still It tasted great, wont have that when she gets back.
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Post by: SandyB on November 23, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
A form of corn beef hash .... Masonic hotel in Springbok used to have it as a breakfast treat .. lovely on buttered toast ..
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Post by: SandyB on November 23, 2008, 06:57:58 PM
Mmm no posting from Richard and Debbie yet .. me going to crawl in early night .. after all last night ended at about 2 am ...   cat1.gif
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 23, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Are you guys cooking in my bar again....get back to the kitchen section........
quickdop  BierSuip  beermug20  martini  margarita  tequila  image281  image203  drinking-41   image18  bar(1)  :auguri1:  pole-small  discodance  Boobs
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Post by: Rhona on November 24, 2008, 05:36:16 PM
Hi Diana - just noticed how many times our bar has been viewed - just over 17500, little did Mike expect when he left us in charge that night long ago that it would become such a popular place to hang out  sorriso2
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 24, 2008, 05:41:32 PM
Never mind popular...   it seems like THE place to hang out!   


martini      woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on November 24, 2008, 05:44:12 PM
The only place you'll get a decent beer; good food and the best company - not to mention the dancing and singing
  BierSuip  drinking-41  image203  faceinfood  pole-small
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 24, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
Hi girls!  I got a new computer (laptop) and I'm still struggling a bit.  Problem loading antivirus program, so I might be a little quiet for a few days.  Enjoy the silence before  msn emoticon (12)
Dalene, sorry about the cellphone!  Rhona, thanx for the beer.  Diana, nice poledance!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 24, 2008, 06:19:30 PM
 :emot19_2:  calling the bot squad...come in...come in....we off to Katu..... motorbike
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 24, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
I got a little help on the sideline as well...  while I am waiting for the BOT-JET to land....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 24, 2008, 06:25:18 PM
Bugger your cell-phone Dalene...I think we'll come and help you with the "hired help."   woo_hoo
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on November 24, 2008, 06:30:17 PM
 sorriso2   My centiments exactly  -  same line of thought we had!

(Shuut   -  already bought a new phone today  -  just waiting for the sim-swop thing, but let's not tell anyone else!)
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Post by: Rhona on November 24, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
........  motorbike ......   image21
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Post by: SandyB on November 24, 2008, 08:36:19 PM
Doing a late night walk in the  park  with the dogs and then off to bed ...   cat1.gif
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 25, 2008, 07:04:06 PM
 Boobs
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 25, 2008, 07:07:04 PM
Exercising a little Diana?
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Post by: SandyB on November 25, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
Her furry little Grandaughter  Morag  and Tina ,, actually more so for Tina's benefit  she looking very round .. on reduced rations and as much excersise as possible .. me too tired / demotivated to do it tonight .. had a shitfit and tantrum of childish proportions late this avie at work . one of my  top operators  was not attentive while startting a machine  after maintenance and blew the die off ripping out wiring .. breaking expensive heating elements .. and undoing a long time of fine tuning and alignment work ... i was  shattered ,, disapointed .. and yes threw a tantrum that left me  physically and mentally drained .. normally calm in such circumstances , but this time lost the plot  maybe just becaue year end is in sight  and yes i know silly season  is dawning and that shit happens then but right now not accepting of that .. .. worse we have one of our electrical geniuses fixing the problem ... have ordered the machine not started till morning .. I will personally oversee the  final testing alignment and startup ... Uuugh !!!
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 26, 2008, 03:51:32 AM
Must be the prospect of a holiday that causes that feeling.  I'm also extremely run down and can barely keep my eyes open by 9pm.  Very busy time, everybody still wants to be fit in before end of year and seems like they want to use all funds they have left in their medical schemes which they saved up during the year.  There's only 3 weeks left before I take a break - will just have to push on and try and forget about holiday.  I-T-O
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 26, 2008, 10:56:21 AM
@ Bertie

That looks like the tooth was extracted >>>>>> I-T-O
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 26, 2008, 07:08:30 PM
 :auguri1:
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Post by: Rhona on November 26, 2008, 07:37:55 PM
Are we celebrating?  cheers
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Post by: SandyB on November 26, 2008, 07:46:11 PM
Diana's run off ..  looks like a dressing gown she wearing in her  site pic ...  me feeling like early night too .. did  the walk in the  park with dogs again ..  got to shake Tina's excess weight off .. get into the habit   and not be so lazy ..  and she will be slim for summer in no time ... and then off to parlour for  her summer cut ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 26, 2008, 08:12:46 PM
Thats just my robe I wear over my  pole-small  get-up in consideration of Daddy Georgs blood pressure.
On the subject of Daddy Georg........I think we lost him or his found some other hot chicks on some other site. Hope the bots don't have him.  image21
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Post by: Rhona on November 26, 2008, 08:18:03 PM
Very kind of you to be thinking of Daddy G and his blood pressure - you don't think he was stollen on us, do you? Maybe we better have a beer or two and wait and see if we get a ransom note  BierSuip  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 26, 2008, 08:35:40 PM
 BierSuip  BierSuip and so we can.
How much are we prepared to pay for him or should we go in and get him out.  BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on November 26, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
First we'll wait and if he's not back by tomorrow then we'll have to have a meeting to discuss  BierSuip  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 26, 2008, 08:43:31 PM
Ok I'll sleep on that  164. If he hasn't been stolen he best have a darn good excuse or else.
Nitey nite....beauty sleep calling.  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on November 26, 2008, 08:45:44 PM
Stunners like us don't need a beauty sleep  women(1)  Vamp
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 26, 2008, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: Rhona on November 26, 2008, 08:18:03 PM
Very kind of you to be thinking of Daddy G and his blood pressure - you don't think he was stollen on us, do you?

No no no He is always here you just dont see him LOL I-T-O
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Post by: Rhona on November 27, 2008, 05:11:38 PM
Good to see you back Daddy G - we were about to organise a search party
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 27, 2008, 06:56:29 PM
Quote from: Rhona on November 27, 2008, 05:11:38 PM
Good to see you back Daddy G - we were about to organise a search party
Dont fear Daddy is always near, nearer then you know

Hugs to you
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 28, 2008, 01:29:53 PM
There's a different feel to the store, this month end, usually jam packed......

The town has quite a few ADVANCE removal trucks parked around.....I even saw an Stuttafords Van Line truck and Transnamib are dropping entire containers off at people's homes....... It's gonna make an interesting year this 2009.........

rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 28, 2008, 03:38:30 PM
 sobored    image201   bar(1)  ..... I wonder.....
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 28, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Dont wonder, just keep it going  rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 28, 2008, 08:31:45 PM
It has come to my attention that everybody suddenly has a life or they all go to sleep by 10p.m.
No-body online...maybe I'm just being avoided.
Anyway I noticed in my You mag to-day that we have a finalist in the Miss South Africa competition that was born in O'mund age 23 and goes by the name of Brigette Maasch. Anyone remember her????? (after my time).  cowgirl 
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Post by: SandyB on November 28, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
No Diana .. just got  in .. went to Cafe Ganesh Obs ... nice chilled evening ...   and  only got to bed  last night  2 am .. Kaye popped in  and we went out for dinner and then  all sat in the garden .. and when she left .. me and Paul sat up just chatting and supping wine ... felt a bit wilted this morning but got over it ..   And  your  new   friend in the blue top ... explain ???  ape
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 28, 2008, 08:44:23 PM
Hi Sandy

Seems Diana is gone again  baby
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Post by: SandyB on November 28, 2008, 08:50:03 PM
Mmm its that dressing gown shes wearing  in her avatar ... 
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 28, 2008, 08:51:43 PM
Dont know Sandy, could be i have never seen her that intimate LOL

You ???
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 28, 2008, 09:12:14 PM
Not much to explain Sandy just a stranger at the airport in the same top as mine that made me feal less plump.......so I stalked her for an ego boast.
Missing Barbara already,2days after she arrived it was like she'd always been here.
Nitey nite  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 28, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
 allgood gnite
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Post by: SandyB on November 28, 2008, 09:34:56 PM
Me too  164
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 29, 2008, 04:40:48 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 28, 2008, 08:31:45 PM
It has come to my attention that everybody suddenly has a life or they all go to sleep by 10p.m.
No-body online...maybe I'm just being avoided.
Anyway I noticed in my You mag to-day that we have a finalist in the Miss South Africa competition that was born in O'mund age 23 and goes by the name of Brigette Maasch. Anyone remember her????? (after my time).  cowgirl 

Sorry Diana - we were out for supper - yet again! We were celebrating my dad's last working day!

As for Bridgette Maasch - I used to babysit for her and her sister Claire when they were babies, they lived in 5th Ave, their dad Jimmy was in Training I think - my mom was his secretary and their mom Fiona was a sister at the hospital. The left O'mund for Benoni in 86/87 and then later on moved to Stellenbosch. Very frustrating that I have to wait for Sunday to get a copy of You magazine! I've seen photo's of Bridgette in recent years and she really is a stunning girl!

:emot112_2: bravo yougogirl
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 05:05:37 AM
Here's the link to Miss SA finalists..

http://www.misssa.co.za/finalists2008.php
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 05:06:36 AM
Or to Miss Maasch!

http://www.misssa.co.za/2008_bridgette.php
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 29, 2008, 10:22:00 AM
I remember Jimmy Maasch, just trying to remember who else he workrd with.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:20:34 PM
Agh! What the heck, let's light the fire.... a bit late, no Stennie as he and Freddie went SOuth for the week..... The missus is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! and I am waiting for the Souties to get moered in the Rugger by the All Blacks....

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Post by: SandyB on November 29, 2008, 03:24:03 PM
Mmm its kind of overcast and drizzly here ... but yes going to a birthday braai 2night ..  its always an early start and ending ... so will be away by 9 ish then off to my friend Henrietta down the road  ,, she got a gathering at  her place .. try not to stay out too long....
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:27:37 PM
What is stay out to long in your book Sandy? 02.00 am?  hehehehehe!  Clear skies up here, though a tad windy..... but it will suffice for the braai.....

I was saying to Michele, that I was spyt at the Reunion, not to have one night set aside, for just a small group to come and have a braai at our house.... more personal, more time to talk....


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Post by: SandyB on November 29, 2008, 03:29:25 PM
Always another time ...   cat3
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 03:30:37 PM
Here its cold and i think of xmas

Some few recorded music out of my own collection

Click here >>>> http://lovevideoplayhouse.ning.com/music/playlist/edit?id=2426069%3APlaylist%3A7164

I hope that works with your systems, let me know
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 03:39:36 PM
To Michele and her Kids and others too

Merry Xmas dancing and singin with the kids
http://www.livevideo.com/video/4AFEB0881FEF4F1C86B4C62C33F1E6A3/merry-xmas.aspx?lastvcid=446890


Ice skating in town
http://www.livevideo.com/video/Georgswa/51F97FB8E0A944DA993517F87A4FCA27/ice-skating.aspx

Miniature Steam Train ride
http://www.livevideo.com/video/Georgswa/0BA319EC8D45406D91C9D82794EE95FE/fun-for-the-kids-on-xmas-fair-.aspx




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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:44:37 PM
Hahahaha! Green elfs and all...you must be bored!    laughpoint
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:50:54 PM
Hey! Georg, Michele just saw the Elfs dancing ..... she was laughing over and over...well done.... put a smile on our faces 2day!

image201
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 03:52:17 PM
@ Mike. let your kids watch that LOL
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 03:53:47 PM
 msn emoticon (12)
After long struggle with computer, dial-up contract, etc, finally able to go online again.  Mike, looks like the Allblacks are struggling a bit, I thought they would be much further ahead by now, especially with England playing with just 13 men at one time!

Have a great evening all!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 03:58:25 PM
Ja, Bertie, I just saw the 2nd half kick off,.... that was Englands chance, but they botched it....... nevertheless, I though the AB's would have snot klapped them, but that ain't the case.... so roll on S14, there should be a ZA winner.....

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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 04:04:43 PM
Ok, now the AB's are picking up the pace. Lead by 24.  Yes Mike, I believe 2009 might be SA's year in the S14. Looking forward to it!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 04:06:39 PM
Haaaaak! Vrystaaaaat! Haaaak!... ever think about changing sides there ol' Bertie?

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 29, 2008, 04:08:31 PM
 Hello1   Well I've just woken from my zzzzzzzz ,woke to rain in Tab Le View. Going to hop in the shower now than off to braai at Bev Quinton with  The Oppermans and Jacob. Bet there are a few other O'munders there.
Up-out
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 04:09:05 PM
Now let Mike do the dance

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/QCrqRqkor6iuBhSE
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Post by: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 04:15:39 PM
Changing sides?  23_146_26 Soek jy maatjies?

Can't wait, from Monday I have better deal with service provider and will be able to watch more videos & stuff!  Daddy Georg, be ready to be invaded by a video fan on your site!  image071
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Thanks Georg, that was awesome, perhaps creepy to an extent..... but nicely done, it still takes about 3 minutes to get the whole clip... my girls were all laughing at this...... danke schon!

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 04:19:46 PM
Now Mike in the snow

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/h35G6iYrZJPuFhW5Z3Um
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Post by: SandyB on November 29, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
Mmm  Georg having fun here ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on November 29, 2008, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on November 29, 2008, 04:15:39 PM
Changing sides?  23_146_26 Soek jy maatjies?

Can't wait, from Monday I have better deal with service provider and will be able to watch more videos & stuff!  Daddy Georg, be ready to be invaded by a video fan on your site!  image071
Well Bertie, you need about 40-60 hrs to watch all LOL

if you need a link. let me know
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Post by: Rhona on November 29, 2008, 07:33:03 PM
Is it too early to sing Christmas songs?  image 11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on November 30, 2008, 06:23:59 AM
Oi! I thought you were Irish, then you should know...it's never tooooo early to start singing Xmas carols......... You can sing them in February if you should so desire!   image281
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Post by: Clive Symes on November 30, 2008, 08:24:45 AM
Theres me thinking only of Irish Pub songs
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Post by: Rhona on November 30, 2008, 09:58:15 AM
The best Christmas song ever...........Fairy Tale of New York

Oooooh! I have an idea - why dont each of us put down our favourite Christmas song and when we have enough together then Mike can put them on disc for me as my christmas gift......  present(1) - Oh Mike you truley are a gentleman - you can call the album......The best Christmas songs ever by Oranjemund online.......  image201

Uhm!......Mike.........do you think we need a new topic or will you be able to sort the album from the Bot Bar?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 04, 2008, 05:10:42 PM
Got That Mail from Scotland today

in response to >>>> http://api.ning.com/files/j91pyzaeZb0RJXdW5JPy3X7p64ICGnLNshDNHqI2ZmL3Eo3TU6PoQtWyBVwHz4mfkK5fq2iuiaSYDKYLFOMJ-X6nx2oP-EYk/Oldsnclar.mp3

Mike will be able to pronounce that iknow

Hi Georg!
Hey I know 'Oldsnclar'. If you want to sing along with the traditional Scots Words, penned by Rabbie Burns they sound like this... (thanks to Wikipedia)...

Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an nivir brocht ti mynd?
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an ald lang syn?

CHORUS:
Fir ald lang syn, ma deer,
fir ald lang syn,
Wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.

An sheerly yil bee yur pynt-staup!
an sheerly al bee myn!
An will tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.

CHORUS

We twa hay rin aboot the braes,
an pood the gowans fyn;
Bit weev wandert monae a weery fet,
sin ald lang syn.

CHORUS

We twa hay pedilt in the burn,
fray mornin sun til dyn;
But seas between us bred hay roard
sin ald lang syn.

CHORUS

An thers a han, my trustee feer!
an gees a han o thyn!
And we'll tak a right gude-willie-waught,
fir ald lang syn.

CHORUS
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Post by: SandyB on December 04, 2008, 09:31:37 PM
Reserved for  the cross over from old year to new year .. my dad would get very  mushy when it was sung .. me too ... still so ..
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Post by: Rhona on December 04, 2008, 09:38:04 PM
Every New Years eve we link arms and sing that tune........everyone and anyone who's around link up and sing  image203
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 05, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
Rhona here's your c.d cover.......
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Post by: Rhona on December 05, 2008, 08:58:26 PM
Where's the cover.............has it been stollen?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 05, 2008, 09:00:50 PM
Sorry there it is just modified
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 05, 2008, 09:01:55 PM
Naughty girls  iknow Up-out
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Post by: Rhona on December 05, 2008, 09:11:43 PM
  woo_hoo I can see now why somebody would want to steal my cd cover.......good choice Diana  cheers
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Post by: SandyB on December 05, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
The Charlie and the Allan  just left .. a good evenngs dinner and  charlie having the   roots  painted in  by me the artist .. now looking all nice and   glossy for allans birthday party next week .. a brunchy thing and a drunken afternoon around the pool ....  I have to  be up and bright tomorrow ...  our management function at  Meerendal estate  11:00  I have to pick up bosslady at her hotel  10;15 ....  its going to be an interesting and fun  day ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 05, 2008, 10:01:25 PM
Have fun Sandy...me laying in reading YOU mag....then some ironing ....then off to family gathering with the Rudd's.
woo_hoo
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Post by: SandyB on December 05, 2008, 10:14:59 PM
Me now over my time limit ....  last drappie of  vino   and      164    zzzzzzzzz
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 06, 2008, 12:16:07 AM
What a pity. I've only just come home. My soccer team just lost 2:1...
ill-3d
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on December 06, 2008, 05:16:08 AM
@ jnr.  That'll teach them for trying to play with the big boys.  numberone Did you actually think they would win??? 202

It takes a lot to upstage the mighty Bavarians...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 06, 2008, 10:30:16 AM
White Xmas

http://mango8260.ning.com/video/white-xmas
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 06, 2008, 11:30:28 PM
 164     sobored  where's all the bodies?????
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Post by: SandyB on December 07, 2008, 06:12:52 AM
Mmmm  you  been  out and about  again Diana ?? 
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Post by: Clive Symes on December 07, 2008, 10:43:00 AM
Looks like its too hot outside for anything but mad people & Englishmen , at the moment 36 degrees C, here in Bellville.

However it was great early this morning, having breakfast on the beach at Blouberg
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 07, 2008, 11:06:26 AM
Quote from: Clive Symes on December 07, 2008, 10:43:00 AM
Looks like its too hot outside for anything but mad people & Englishmen , at the moment 36 degrees C, here in Bellville.

However it was great early this morning, having breakfast on the beach at Blouberg
Should i send you some cold wind from here ???? Brrrrr, you would not like that  iknow
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 07, 2008, 11:09:54 AM
Chineese Bots are attacking.........Shoot them Buggers  23_146_26
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Post by: Clive Symes on December 07, 2008, 11:50:59 AM
Ice Cold  beer  with a dash of lime, cooling me down.  BierSuip
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Post by: Rhona on December 07, 2008, 12:13:02 PM
Big roaring fire heating me up...............temperatures hugging zero degrees here winter
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 07, 2008, 01:18:54 PM
Just back from lunch at Blowfish on the beach front......hot as hell....having a brake from my wollow in my pool.
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Post by: Bertie Horak on December 07, 2008, 01:26:17 PM
Really hot here, must be close to 40oC here in my 'burb!  Plants wilting.  Shadow of big trees now fortunately covering most of plot, so I'll start watering the garden.  Had a little  164 this afternoon. Still have to do quite a bit of laboratory work today - every body wants their new sets of gnashers to chow away at the Christmas food, and there's only 8 working days left before I take a break!
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Post by: Rhona on December 07, 2008, 02:18:45 PM
11 working days for me  feedme
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Post by: Clive Symes on December 07, 2008, 05:21:45 PM
Have to cancel my leave except for the compulsory period over Christmas & New Year.

Counting my blessings at least I will be busy, hope we get the job in the New Year
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Post by: SandyB on December 07, 2008, 05:28:04 PM
Car  thermo  said 35  this morning ... went and did a social visit in Plumstead this afternoon .. cooling down and got how to howling woodstock wind ...  a light soupfor supper and then finish of  my month end report ... tired of socialising .. its been all go  since wed ...  finshing off with our management  lunch at meerendal  in the durbanville winelands  yesterday  , starting with wine tasting at 11 and me  trundling home a 17:00 ... nice place ... so light supper  and then report and then zzzzzzzzzzzzz.. will pop in every so now and again  to see if theres any mischief ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 07, 2008, 07:43:07 PM
No need to worry about mischief Sandy.......just little old me on-line partying up a storm by myself....... pole-small  drinking-41  BierSuip  poledancing1  discodance
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 07, 2008, 09:04:44 PM
Now I all fall down   image281
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Post by: SandyB on December 08, 2008, 07:53:56 PM
Uuum  I all fall down ..??  this bar has become quiet ??? the place of liver damage ?? .. and everybody recuperating .. must admit me  switching off for year end ... and already had a busy social last week , kind of tired of partying .. next week a long sunday birthday brunch .. and the invites flow in .. need my rest for strength ...  164  ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 08, 2008, 09:38:20 PM
I see you Daddy Georg......... gnite    3d smiles(281)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 08, 2008, 09:39:54 PM
@ Diana

XOX  love2
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 06:52:15 PM
What's happening guys........  image 11
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 06:55:02 PM
 idontknow    quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
I think we need to shake up this little bar of ours Diana.........maybe organise a party night - how you fixed for a fancy dress pole-dancing competition..or maybe a karaoke?
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 07:02:54 PM
Rhona  all the  resident   martini holics are tired  and shagged out from  a  hectic year ,, and yes the  christmas  parties , lunches  and obligations  already starting ...  I feel like i need danger pay for my liver ...   and of course for us here in CT  we have this  awful wind thats been  doing its thing  fanning  huge  mountain fires ...  scrambing our brains by its very presence .. and yes got woken up in the early hours of this  morning .. by a huge banging   sound on my roof ...  .. decided it was something that got blown from somewhere .. and went  back to sleep ... was so right .. a few  slate tiles got blown off the school across the roads  roof ... ..  hit my roof and a few pieces narrowly missed mine and pauls cars .. by mere cm's ...  so yes the pubs kind of quiet .. no pole dancers .. no  raucous behaviour ...  and  disapointed cybercops  hoping to give us  virtual reality breathaliser tests ...   cat3
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 07:15:07 PM
All the more reason to have a couple of sociables......or must the leprechaun drink alone  image 11

Lucky on the slates missing the cars......would not be a nice Christmas gift  :nono1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 07:27:03 PM
I'm knackered at the moment, rest of the family has crashed....... GOt up at 04h00 tthis morning to drive back here, could'nt sleep lekker in the flat, top bloody humid for me, so took the bedding out onto the balcony, next to the ocean and crashed there..... just the friggin sand in the strand always blows..... we went down to Trawlers in Gordons bay last night for dinner,,,,, jeepers that fire on the mountain looked awesome..... right outta a hollywood movie......
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
Damm right .. Johns Audi got the slate  treatment a few years ago ...  huge scrapes and dings .. thank goodness for insurance and their abilty to pay and fight the school for their gelt as they would ... they  have their uses ..  irrespective its the inconvenience  .. anyhow Rhona me having a quiet glasss of wine so   cheers ..  margarita
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 07:36:25 PM
  cheers    image203  image203  image203
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 07:42:06 PM
Heck! It was Warren and Denise Weidemanns last drink nite at the pub tonight, I was too knackered to go, but, I hear Paul and a crowd have just arrived back at Pauls pub...... No work 2morrow, I wonder if I should pop over for a night cap...... or a couple of caps!   bar(1)
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
Uh Oh ... beware ...   hammer on the head  and off to bed ...  best advice ...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 07:48:36 PM
I wonder if they might braai...... it sounds festive........  yesno
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 07:49:57 PM
GO TO YOUR ROOM............  image14
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 07:52:18 PM
I just love being audience to the  good and bad angels  fighting it out on Mikes  shoulders ..  yes .. No  .. maybe .. yes   No ... MMMMmmm   methinks i smell braai  ...   Michelle .. rescue  your man !!! 
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 07:55:41 PM
Michele's asleep..... over an hour already..... she would'nt know a thing....if.....I........  fireworks1
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
Go on be a devil and light a fire......they all fast asleep and didn't even drive.       
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
... and I just heard a huge cheer go up, that means they are into the shorts now...... if I do go, then I won't feel like braaing 2morrow....... so rather stay clear....paul will come to the fence tomorrow whilst I braai...tell me what a blast they had and how shit he feels today.......
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:02:19 PM
Oh what to do........decisions! decisions!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 08:05:01 PM
Solved the problem, found a pkt of Droe wors in the pantry...... chowed that, and as most know, I cannot drink after I eat..... that was easy, Phew! but Oh! so close........

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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:06:36 PM
Suppose you think you're a hero going around the place  rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 08:07:54 PM
Yep! Yep! anyhow, seeing that I have been up since 04h00 and driven 800km...... I would only have had 3 0r 4 then gone all tired.......   164
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:09:25 PM
Saved !!  tomorrow you can  view  Pauls  misery  and  do a braai  .. and have a smiling   Michelle  watching her good husband  doing the braai  ...  all is well in  Alexanderland ..   cat3
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
Ok! Thats me...... thanks for the chat all... I'm off to a most excellent night of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!'s Hope you all have a lekker public holiday 2morrow, think I will light the fire for 13h00, couple of tunes and a beer or three!

Gnite!

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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:10:48 PM
I have no public holiday - work! work! work!  image031
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 09, 2008, 08:13:08 PM
Just make one up!  That what we do over here in Africa, Hero's day, Freedom Day, People day, Liberation day, Holi Day, Birthday, Independence Day, Xmas Day, Day of the Vow, This day, That day, Dictators day....... have your pick!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 08:14:35 PM
Thats right and to-morrow is "Michael has returned from Holiday" holiday.
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:15:20 PM
We have Paddys day..........  image 11  image203  image 11  image203  image 11  image203
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:21:33 PM
Our public holiday is 16th Dec ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 08:22:59 PM
Oh yes forgot about that...... woo_hoo
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:24:46 PM
Hey !! everyday  is  a  flying overhead ostrich day for our Diana !! flap  flap thud ..  pour the   martini
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:25:14 PM
We used up all our holidays already this year.......Christmas is our next break from the daily grind
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 08:25:30 PM
Thought you were going to bed Michael........ 164
or you still procrastinating.....oooo big word for this time of nite.
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Post by: Rhona on December 09, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
Ooooh! Good word -  :emot112_2:  dawoman
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:36:37 PM
Good to see the  blonding from brown  chemical  did no damage ...  cat3   supercalefrigilasticexpialidocious  .. Mmmph ! what  else did Miss  Andrews  aka Mary Poppins   have to say ... below a song she sang on her 69th birthday .. ENJOY !!!

Julie Andrews turns 69 -

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,  actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special  appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall  for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie,
"Sound Of Music".    Here are the lyrics she used:


Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.



(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the
crowd that lasted over four minutes! and repeated encores.)
Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor
with others who would appreciate it.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 09, 2008, 08:39:19 PM
Excellent!  Thanks Sandy  -  this is a keeper...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 08:39:48 PM
 :emot112_2:
Let me take my creaking bones and leaking pipes to bed now.... gnite
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:45:37 PM
squelch creak   squelch ...    cat1.gif
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Post by: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:48:25 PM
 164  all  squeaky zimmerframe   taking me off to bed .....
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 09, 2008, 09:18:17 PM
Quote from: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 08:21:33 PM
Our public holiday is 16th Dec ...
Is that still the day of the covenant ??? used to have that in my time down south


You are still missing some holidays like

Day of Mugabe

Day of Njomo

Day of Mbeki

Day of Fidel

Day of Mandela

Day of Zuma

Day of Swapo

Day of Turnhalle

Day of Braiivleis

Day of Boerewors

Day of Wine

Day of red wine ( for sandy and me)

Day of white wine for the girls

Day of rose wine for the undecided

Day of Wnhk Lager

Oh hang on, i most count and leave some days reserved for work

What else....? I declare this bazar open !!!!

One bit
2 bit
3 bit .....Go

Night now
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on December 10, 2008, 05:35:46 AM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 09, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
Go on be a devil and light a fire......they all fast asleep and didn't even drive.       

Thats because Mike won't let me drive! But on the other hand he doesn't have to worry about passports, money, trying to sort out what shopping needs to be done whilst in the Strand, worrying about who is going to be eating what, that there is enough loo paper for the flat, and don't forget the packing, unpacking and catching up on all the washing once we get home, need I go on?

notfair

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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on December 10, 2008, 05:39:16 AM
Quote from: SandyB on December 09, 2008, 07:52:18 PM
I just love being audience to the  good and bad angels  fighting it out on Mikes  shoulders ..  yes .. No  .. maybe .. yes   No ... MMMMmmm   methinks i smell braai  ...   Michelle .. rescue  your man !!! 

Sandy - you Mike too well, he is constantly battling with those two on his shoulders. And no - I won't rescue him as I don't want to be responsible for the outcome - good or bad! Although I'm sure he uses me as an excuse far too often!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 10, 2008, 06:02:45 AM
Ahem! I er...... Light the braai fires when needed.......   3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on December 10, 2008, 05:25:20 PM
  BierSuip
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on December 10, 2008, 05:38:47 PM
I'll have that in apple juice please!

martini margarita tequila

Where is everyone? All tired out after last night it seems!
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 10, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
I am here Michele !!! the bar is empty  Hello1
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Post by: SandyB on December 10, 2008, 07:11:42 PM
Me just got in from having a nice rare steak down the road .. needed some blood ... had a tiring day ,,,  ego's ,  iinfighting  .. its that time of year .. everybody ratty ...now having a quiet glass  of red and then off to bed ... just done a whole  fault find and problemsolve over the phone  to one of the  maintenance staff ... inbetweeen bites of steak .. and yes  me and Paul brought home the obligaory doggybag .. they had a sliver each ...  rest for brekkies ...  and yes bar quiet ...  methinks Diana lost her pole ...   ape
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Post by: SandyB on December 10, 2008, 08:16:11 PM
Mmmm  dead quiet in here again ...  ok  club duvet  in pillow street calls ...  164
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Post by: Rhona on December 10, 2008, 10:36:13 PM
.......... image071.......... BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip ..........  image071
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 10, 2008, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: georgswa (Georg Ruf) on December 10, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
I am here Michele !!! the bar is empty  Hello1

Bar or the botles....  bar(1) ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on December 10, 2008, 10:45:12 PM
Hey Jnr. I thought I was alone -  BierSuip
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Post by: SandyB on December 12, 2008, 07:14:35 PM
Quiet in here again... gonna log off ... maybe catch early night ... last push for year end .. factory working this weekend  and  me gotta be extra vigilant .. silly season happening and one or two close calls with quality issues  so far ...  so up fresh and early so my wheels dont skid on the runway in the morning ...  Sunday a boozy  birthday brunch so I can write that day off  to  haze  and rose tinted spectacles ... Monday dont even want to think of it ... thursday shut down  14: 30 and then into  serious holiday mode ... ............  ape
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 12, 2008, 08:47:22 PM
I'm a happy chappy tra la la...... BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Off to skype Barbara (Eia). now
So long fairwell avedensein goodbyeeeeeeee.
3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 12, 2008, 09:27:30 PM
Sorry Daddy Georg my ADSL disconnected been doing that all day...nice speaking to my hunk a hunk. will watch videos and chat again soon.  3d smiles(281)  Boobs
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 12, 2008, 09:31:35 PM
No problem, nice talking to you

Have sent yoou a mail with attachment

bighug
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 13, 2008, 10:25:51 AM
Christmas Greetings from Germany
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7newacPVCk
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Post by: SandyB on December 14, 2008, 07:26:10 PM
Mmmm quiet here again .. anyhow me off to  bed early ...    went on a bit of an unraveling bender yesterday afternoon..  all started off with innocent glass or two of vino with brunch .. well  thereafter  I took to the road and  well sort of  bar crawled  ended up   chatting and meeting up with all sorts of interesting people  i cannot for the love of me remember  today .. all so hazy .. .. got home at  18:30  and then  off to braai at neighbours .. they going on leave .. so lots of Bubby  .. then Paul did his unravel  for  silly season after the braai ..  went out  afterwards and  ended up crawling in at 05:00   this am  ..   well  whatever crazy energies floating around that  gave us both  itchy ...... youknowwhats  have  at least been burned out ..  before the entirely silly season ..   the  birthday brunch went well and ended up  as per usual a hazy lazy  crowd around the pool .. back home and light meal and now off to bed ... monday calls ... 
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Post by: Rhona on December 14, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
Aaaaaaggggghhh! Don't mention that word - Monday!!!
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Post by: SandyB on December 14, 2008, 07:34:21 PM
Well Hon for me its no sweat  cos tuesday   is a public holiday    factory working but i will only do  a sort of flexitime ..  more of  sort out loose ends .. and then thursday is close down day ... so Monday apart from the fact that i have to  actually wake up and look  remotely intelligent  is no prob ...
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Post by: Rhona on December 14, 2008, 07:41:17 PM
You lucky duck - I still have all next week and Monday & Tuesday of the following week and then it's leave until 5th January........this is my first year ever cooking Christmas dinner - my new house is complete and I'll be there  image061
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Post by: Clive Symes on December 14, 2008, 07:49:28 PM
Whose having duck for Christmas Dinner??
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Post by: SandyB on December 14, 2008, 07:51:05 PM
 164    Zzzz night all  ...   club duvet in  pillow street  calls ...

ps Clive nobody having duck except me ... Turducken ...  I bought my stock already ...   remember ???    rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 14, 2008, 08:18:14 PM
  secret(1) ...me...Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun all the same half the time I don't know what day it is.   
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Post by: SandyB on December 15, 2008, 07:36:51 AM
Thats  cos  the only  timekeeping you  do  is  waiting  for  the  ostrich  to  fly  over signalling  its  time to   pour a glass  of  wine  ...    image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 18, 2008, 08:28:43 PM
Oh ye Sandy those darn ostriches.    drinking-41
Hi there Rhona I spy you, but alas I'm off to bed now got to get up with the sparrows to-morrow (8.30) to take Morgan to a Christmas party by 9.30.........oh my its a hard life.......... BierSuip    image281
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Post by: Rhona on December 18, 2008, 08:47:26 PM
Hiya Diana - I too have a Christmas party tomorrow; but somehow I don't think mine will be the same as Morgans  image 11  BierSuip  image 11  image203  image203  image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 18, 2008, 08:51:06 PM
Oh ok..... image281
I'm going NOW   164
ZZZZZZIK logout
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Post by: Rhona on December 19, 2008, 06:17:34 PM
How was the party  msn emoticon (69)  :auguri1:
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Post by: SandyB on December 19, 2008, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 18, 2008, 08:51:06 PM
Oh ok..... image281
I'm going NOW   164
ZZZZZZIK logout

Mmm  ... Diana not here ...  I picked up her secret code .. she in pain ...words  scrambled due to too much vino ...

ZZ I kot lo gout ....   Diana's got  gout ...  ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 19, 2008, 06:50:17 PM
She has lo gout, not hi gout like me!

202
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Post by: Rhona on December 19, 2008, 06:52:02 PM
Gout, schmout!  you're only an amateur  rooster ...........now I'm off to party  image 11
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 19, 2008, 06:53:41 PM
Oi! I dinnae want ye coming hame in the wee hours of the morn young lady..... I ain't staying in this bot bar waiting up by meself........

image281
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Post by: Rhona on December 19, 2008, 07:01:00 PM
  image281 Ha ya go yer wee skert on ya, Mr. Alex-anda
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on December 21, 2008, 10:25:30 AM
One angel, its wings spread out
colliding with the speed of sound,
One angel, that shone brighter
than the moon cratered by eternal night,
One angel, with beauty that made all the,
flowers shed there pedals our of jealously,
One angel, it's hands soft and warming
like the embrace of the suns nova ray's,
One angel, it's voice echo's through your mind
hitting every sense of safety into bloom,
One angel, with eyes that ate out
the vision of anything else but them in your sight,
One angel, it's touch like that of a dimming
candle penetrating your skin with warmth and delight,
One angel, that breathes everything
into you so you can stay alive,
One angel, that holds onto your soul
in the treasure box called her own,
One angel, is all you need
to have an eternal paradise in your soul,
One angel, you only see once in life,
One angel, thats yours to own,
One angel, made for you,
Have a blessed week!

Georg
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Post by: Bertie Horak on December 21, 2008, 03:29:54 PM
 23_11_61
Wow!
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Post by: SandyB on December 21, 2008, 06:35:04 PM
Beautiful  Georg ...    pan(1)
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 24, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
mmmh! My in laws bought us one of those 10 cup filter coffee machine thingy's.... theres a bottle of John Walker on the shelf, I think I might make myself an nice Irish Coffee or two tonight...... (healthier than beer)

bar(1)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 11:40:55 AM
Shown that before

Now uploaded in the Net

The enclosed community Oranjemund SABC Broadcast from the 70 is

Who do you recognize talking in the interviews ????



http://api.ning.com/files/VamrSlZNdR8UlAR-70iAVY3kf4cB5RHzUR0ZPP9sXXJsAN-k1rRganrbp781-FfKaIGFeaRAf7NJZKAWDoyjx8e4YQ3N*rF0/Enclclip.mp3 (http://api.ning.com/files/VamrSlZNdR8UlAR-70iAVY3kf4cB5RHzUR0ZPP9sXXJsAN-k1rRganrbp781-FfKaIGFeaRAf7NJZKAWDoyjx8e4YQ3N*rF0/Enclclip.mp3)
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
WoW! Georg, where on earth did you get that clip from? I never even knew that it was even recorded....

allgood
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 01:35:44 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
WoW! Georg, where on earth did you get that clip from? I never even knew that it was even recorded....

allgood
Thats a recording from SABC in the 70. Had that in the forum in short form, now i uploaded it to my sound HP where i publish some of my music and songs

Dit you recognize some people ??? All in my O-Mund time and Gudrun Corvenus who was murdered, here she speaks about archeology in the aera

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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Yes, most of the names are familiar.... If you don't mind, I would like to put that on the mainsite when I redo it.... I get the impression that the interview is actually longer than a 6 minute clip.....do you have the rest of it? Is there more?

:emot19_2:
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on January 03, 2009, 01:44:53 PM
Recognise Stephan Kalbskopf - think he was a geologist; Harold Hester - metallurgical manager; Angus Cuddon - mine secretary; Chris Conyers - financial manager; Kevin Ryan - mining engineer I think; Rob Kirk - can't remember what he did.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:50:14 PM
Were there not two Kirk family;s here, Steve Kirk?

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Yes, most of the names are familiar.... If you don't mind, I would like to put that on the mainsite when I redo it.... I get the impression that the interview is actually longer than a 6 minute clip.....do you have the rest of it? Is there more?

Yes mike it is longer, i must search through my many tapes , if still usable i make a plan,

The last speaker was the well known Dr. Rob Kirk, he alo produced Plays, such as Oh what a lovely war
Rob is a member here as far as i know, but also registred on one of my video sites where he found Oh what a lovely war. That way we got in contact. He lives in Oranjemund.

Mitchel and wife well known O-munder
Gudrun Corvenus
Kevin was member of the Camera Club and also worked on Computers in the Plants ( Ialso have an old film when we flew over Richtersveld and on a ground photoshooting in Richtersveld

You know me by now, i always have some sound, picture or video available LOL

In that Sound Homepage, i will also upload some tunes from the players from Oh what a lovely war

I also had Oklahoma, but the tape is broken, the Lottes send me one, but its the wrong content.
May be someone has a tape ???? How about Debby Opperman ????? would be nice to have.....
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Great Stuff, I await in anticipation....

I wonder if anyone has a recording of that Springbok Radio SHow that was done in the Cinema, I think, check your mate?

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 01:57:35 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Great Stuff, I await in anticipation....

I wonder if anyone has a recording of that Springbok Radio SHow that was done in the Cinema, I think, check your mate?

I was in that show, but no recordings, would be nice to have
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:59:43 PM
Was the show broadcasted?

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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 02:41:10 PM
Yes , but i am not sure. Usualy it was recorded and broadcasted later

The enclosed community was braodcasted on the 18 April 1979, i found the tape and test run now
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
I recorded the full broadcast on the enclosed community

Its uploading right now, i will post the link here

@ Mike, you can then move it to the place you want it, or record and load up in the forum, but it is 12 MB
Alternativly, you can register on the site where i am, create your own space or even join me on my site

There you can have friends, Photos, Videos and sound files.... Communicate, chat and forum all free

My site is set for sound only, later i will make a Video site.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 03:47:10 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/lcGSwdp4B4UrVhlUxuAnbMdBNosaoAcTSCB9VDN9hRwAJJ9gqmLrH99JnVXYT1Fe7KKakc9XSJF-v0jFfXZGK7dLYGYYinrn/enclosedcommunityfull.mp3 (http://api.ning.com/files/lcGSwdp4B4UrVhlUxuAnbMdBNosaoAcTSCB9VDN9hRwAJJ9gqmLrH99JnVXYT1Fe7KKakc9XSJF-v0jFfXZGK7dLYGYYinrn/enclosedcommunityfull.mp3)
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Post by: Patricia Lotte on January 04, 2009, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 03, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Great Stuff, I await in anticipation....

I wonder if anyone has a recording of that Springbok Radio SHow that was done in the Cinema, I think, check your mate?



I have a recording of that show. The only problem is that it is in France, so I'm going to have to convince my sister to go into the freezing basement at home and look for the tape. Hope you guys are patient as this could take a while!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 04, 2009, 07:15:53 AM
@georg, downloading your file now...

@Patricia, Yes! Please.. that would be great....

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Post by: Rhona on January 04, 2009, 08:53:38 PM
Very quiet in here tonight - have we got a few members who have to head to bed early, pull the duvet over their heads and set their alarm for daft o'clock..........mmmm! seems like only yesterday that we were pulling the batteries out of the clocks and laughing all the way to the pub - party! party! party!  :auguri1:
What a couple of weeks I've just put down - moved into my new house which is looking good even if I do say so myself; also cooked my very first Christmas dinner  feedme - and survived all the late nights - but now reality bites and as I type this I have one eye on the time and am working out how many hours sleep I'll have before the clock screams at 06:15..............new years resolutions? - besides the usual to stay away from the dreaded chocolate bars; even have a bet on with a smoker - they must stop smoking and I must stay away from the good stuff for the entire year and the winner takes all........course I haven't quite figured out what all is but I know it's going to be a good one - Isn't that right, Mr. Smoker???
But other than no chocolate for this little leprechuan, this years big resolution is I'm going to win the lotto - oh ye may tease and laugh but when I collect my million - no I'm not greedy, the million is good enough for me - when I collect my million then I will say those 4 words we all hate to hear.......Yep! ''I told you so''.
Lotto in Ireland is on Wednesday and Saturday nights also the euro millions can be done on Friday nights, but now there is a new lotto on Mondays where you are garaunteed a million - of course garaunteed once you have the correct 6 numbers and I just happen to have those numbers.........  rooster
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 04, 2009, 09:18:53 PM
Welcome back Rhona, you will bring some life back in to the forum

Wish you a happy new year in your new house

Hugs to you Georg
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Post by: Rhona on January 04, 2009, 09:27:43 PM
Hiya Daddy G - thanks for the wishes and many happy returns to you and yours.........here let me buy you a drink  image 11   drinking-41
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 04, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
 3d smiles(281) martini
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 05, 2009, 03:25:29 AM
Hi, Rhona.  Glad you're back!

Let's tempt you.....  chocolate-51
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Post by: Carl Wrbka on January 05, 2009, 06:37:21 AM
Some more Springbok Radio memories... I lost a whole day recently going through their audio archives...Geez, those were the good old days.


http://www.springbokradio.co.za/
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Post by: Rhona on January 05, 2009, 05:21:41 PM
@ Bertie.......Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You musn't tempt me  chocolate-51 - I'm going to win, win, win - No chocolate for this little leprechaun
Day 5 and the going is tuff but tonight is my first attempt at winning a million...........wish me luck guys!  grab(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 05, 2009, 06:06:11 PM
We still on holiday.........untill the 15th.   woo_hoo
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 05, 2009, 06:08:09 PM
I think I shall return on Monday a week, heck! somebody in the hood is braaing..... man this is torture.......   feedme
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 05, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
@ Mike

Do as the clochards in Paris do

Get the smell, eat a piece of french bread and have a glass of water to go with it.......

Close your eyes and make beleive its all real  Up-out
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 05, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
BUt! But..... there's wood by my braai,there;s meat in my freezer and beer in my fridge.... why can't I..... the weather is lekker!

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 05, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
Heavens to Betzy....BRAAI THEN>  rooster
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 05, 2009, 07:03:43 PM
@ Mike

No use to torture yourself, it will not work that way.

Suggest you go on, half the amounts of meat and beer, mor veggies, that is enough of effort on your side, i know how you feel, went through that myself...... until i said, no up to here and not more

I still enjoy all the things i am not allowed to eat, but reduced it.....feel happy with that.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 05, 2009, 09:05:00 PM
Well... I never...... Relaxed with a Bar One........    just had a dip in the pool under the clear namibian Skies...... moon settling down towards the east....... life feels great...wish it would last.......

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 05, 2009, 09:27:52 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 05, 2009, 09:05:00 PM
Well... I never...... Relaxed with a Bar One........    just had a dip in the pool under the clear namibian Skies...... moon settling down towards the east....... life feels great...wish it would last.......


Now you dont want me to beleive you ???? Since when does the moon settle down in the east, you had some beer, dont fool me  I-T-O
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 06, 2009, 02:38:59 AM
And all those years Mike thought Cape Town was North and Windhoek South!  image19
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 06, 2009, 05:46:10 AM
Aaagh! Man! I was lying on my back, my pool is a circle portapool, I was twirling around in a circle, thus the west and east became a bit muddled....... :wow1:
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Post by: Rhona on January 06, 2009, 07:27:52 PM
mmmmm! Am I drinking all alone again  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 06, 2009, 07:32:16 PM
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 06, 2009, 09:23:40 PM
23h22, just climber outta the pool, refreshing, the large mist clouds are starting to roll in from the WEST, the moon still poking out from behind them......
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 06, 2009, 09:24:57 PM
I see you´ve got your directions right again LOL
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 06, 2009, 09:26:33 PM
... and I was sober...... the clouds were glowing Orange from the mine side, so I knew where the west was.......  msn emoticon (9)
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 06, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
Done some reading on that ??? LOL
Hope you well now. have agood sleep after the dip Up-out
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 07, 2009, 12:34:39 PM
Welcome back Aunty Dalene...... our virtual family are all back home in one piece.... trust the holiday was fine....

drinking-41
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 07, 2009, 12:39:11 PM
Thanks!

Trying to catch up on all the posts  -   7 pages unread.....   might be done by November 2009.

Great to see that everyone is fine and posting away.  I will only start working again on Monday -  just catching up today on all mails etc.

Good to be back!  Missed you all.
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 07, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
Bly julle's veilig tuis, Dalene.  Het jou gemis op die site!
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Post by: Rhona on January 07, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
Huh???
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 07, 2009, 07:12:40 PM
Quote from: Bertie Horak on January 07, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
Bly julle's veilig tuis, Dalene.  Het jou gemis op die site!

glad you all home safely missed you on the site.

discodance  pole-small  BierSuip  Boobs

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Post by: Rhona on January 07, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
Thanks Diana - For a minute there I thought our Dr. Bertie was being rude  rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 07, 2009, 07:22:58 PM
Dr Bertie.......never. Always the perfect gentleman.
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Post by: Rhona on January 07, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
That's the part that was worrying me - I thought maybe he was stollen and a changeling had been left in his place
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 08, 2009, 05:40:57 AM
 msn emoticon (12) Me..., rude....?  :wow1: No never never Rhona.  :ciupa1:

Just like the wee little leprechaun the Garden Gnome/Tooth Mouse is always on duty!  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Clive Symes on January 10, 2009, 01:26:03 PM
Was talking to the neighbour yesterday and heard her say something about , " maar jy het pragtige varkore" I was just about ready with an indignant response when I realized that she was refering to the coloured lillies I have growing in the garden and not my ears.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 10, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
U have a complex about your ears then Uncle Clive?

rooster
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 10, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
Quote from: Clive Symes on January 10, 2009, 01:26:03 PM
Was talking to the neighbour yesterday and heard her say something about , " maar jy het pragtige varkore" I was just about ready with an indignant response when I realized that she was refering to the coloured lillies I have growing in the garden and not my ears.
OMG thats hard  I-T-O
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 10, 2009, 10:18:57 PM
Just back from our braai at the Heisers. Jacob,Dieter and I browsed through a bunch of old photo's of our youth. Stole a few that I i'll post sometime soon.
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Post by: SandyB on January 11, 2009, 12:41:54 PM
Varkore ..   ha ha   reminds  me  of my  friend  Henreitta  also a misunderstanding  of afrikaans word/expression  .. she  stays   down the bottom of the hill in  Greatmore road ..  she has  taken to walking as much as possible   as  she wants to drop a few  Kgs ... anyhow  she opted to walk up the hill to  come and visit me ... it was a  hot day  and by the time  she got  to  my home she was  quite flushed ...   sitting down in the garden cooling down she says to me   " here am I   walking  up the hill  with all this good intent  for burning off weight and theres these two   vagrants  in their  sozzzled  state  sitting on the  one  conrner ... and they said  to me  " ..... " Jissis  maar  jy dra maar  swaar  "   to which she took  umbrage and said       "beter swaar wees as lelik "    and continued  to  trundle up the hill  quite furious  at their  cheek  ....      I had a good laugh  and explained to her  that  what they were actually saying  was  ...  "jeepers  but  you taking  strain "  .....not  referring to her carrying  extra weight ..    she  then understood   and had a good giggle about the whole misunderstood  incident ...    she still walks as much as possible ..
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Post by: Rhona on January 13, 2009, 09:09:13 PM
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 13, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 14, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Weel, I ken that ye Scots can get a wee bit confused when 'earin Afrikaans!  Must be them pinters ye'r gulpin by the gallon  ?    image281


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Post by: Rhona on January 14, 2009, 07:54:10 PM
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 14, 2009, 07:58:02 PM
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Post by: Rhona on January 14, 2009, 08:04:24 PM
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on January 14, 2009, 08:06:03 PM
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Post by: Rhona on January 14, 2009, 08:08:03 PM
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:04:47 AM
 drinking-41  drinking-41  pole-small
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 04:55:42 PM
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 15, 2009, 05:34:42 PM
 image281  weed  image201  quickdop
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Post by: DUNJA WRBKA on January 15, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
 image071    drinking-41    pole-small     164
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 06:13:26 PM
Gee  Dunja ... you seem to start  early in the  evening ... and then  early to bed ??? 
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 15, 2009, 06:15:32 PM
Yeah, but at least it looks like Dunja worked it off on a bit of pole-dancing exercises!
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
Sooo quiet on site ...  methinks  .. early to bed ...  164   dream    fantasy-18    pan(1)     and no    witch-43     allowed .... 
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 07:56:18 PM
Quiet you say......... BierSuip image18 quickdop beermug20 image 11 image281 pole-small martini margarita tequila Boobs cowgirl Vamp women(1)   image203 :auguri1: image21          23_146_26
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
  rooster What's happening guys?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:18:44 PM
Sandy and I are buying a farm......we going to live a contented life smoking dope,milking cows,collecting eggs and making goats milk cheese. While the rest of the world crumbles around us. Peace my brothers and sisters.  weed
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 08:21:45 PM
Any room for a little leprechaun? - I could train the tiny ponies
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 08:24:47 PM
actually we dont have to buy a farm . my good friend Jan  is selling little foot farm for a mint .. he wants to buy another  smallholding in Grabouww ... we just arrive there and squat...     woo_hoo 
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
Squatters - good plan 99..........can we have dreadlocks?
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 08:32:15 PM
Blonde dreads look   cool  sort of  euroafro chick .. just hell if you got itchy scalp .. only thing that works is a knitting needle ...  ask the old folk  of the  60's and 70's  with their helmet hairdos laquered into place ... if scalp itched  .. in went the knitting needle ..  scratch scratch ...  ahh relief ... it was actually gross ..  now onto  our supply of dope ?/  we  need a dope manager to allocate  daily  usage   so we not  entirely useless ... in  a haze and incapable of  making  goats milk cheese ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:33:21 PM
There we go ....got our farm, Rhona you can crochet those Bob Marley type hats for us to wear over our dreadlocks.
Me me pick me pick me.....dope looker afterer.
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 08:37:11 PM
Can I be in charge of those tiny ponies - what are they called again?
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 08:40:21 PM
To think  that 6 years ago if  I as a bit more  flush  at the time  I could ahve bought a  manor type house  with huge smallhold  plot  and separate cottages  in Heidelberg .. for 450 G ...  Oh well ...  ??  next was  Wolvengat  also  constraints ..too risky at the time  ...  who knows maybe it still happens .. ??

Rhona... Shetland ponies ... they  feisty little buggers ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Excuse me.....about that dope manager???????
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 08:44:45 PM
Ok Ok  its your job ...   policedog-small .. now about my bedtime ...  you lot  distracted me from it .. but anyhow its good to  play and yes .. have fun ...  dream and yes .. maybe ... well ...  weed
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Post by: Rhona on January 15, 2009, 08:46:58 PM
  woo_hoo Now we all have a job......No recession for us  rooster
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
 woo_hoo  weed  woo_hoo
Don't forget the Bob Marley hats Rhona.
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Post by: SandyB on January 15, 2009, 08:50:44 PM
 164  zzzz    good night all ....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 15, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
 gnite go straight to bed now.
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 17, 2009, 06:44:11 AM
Ouch! I got to have me New Year! Feeling, the one that I was missing...... Went to The Portuguese people, Ceu and Jack for a braai last night..... very nice, when I got home, saw that my brother was doing his normal Friday Night thing in his lttle pub, So off I went next door, got home at 03h00..... Michele woke me up at 08hoo to take the gardener grass hunting at my in laws.... feeling a bit shaky this morning.... but the craic was good with Paul to the wee hours of the morn.......

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Post by: SandyB on January 17, 2009, 07:05:52 AM
Our Mike  feeling a bit shaky ??   yellocard   
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 17, 2009, 07:34:13 AM
Mike just had a bacon butty and a Breakfast punch.... and is starting to recover.....

allgood   abouttime
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on January 17, 2009, 03:09:36 PM
In defence of myself - I warned Mike it wasn't such a good idea getting Sheehama in at 08h00 in the morning if he was going out the night before (Mike that is - not Sheehama!) but he wouldn't listen! Unfortunately I'm not a very sympathetic wife though so I didn't have much sympathy for any sore heads this morning!

He is looking much better now after an hour's nap!  164

allgood
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 17, 2009, 03:12:46 PM
I dont know what or who Sheehama is

But i know how Mikes Head feels after that night I-T-O
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on January 17, 2009, 03:31:16 PM

Quote from: georgswa (Georg Ruf) on January 17, 2009, 03:12:46 PM
I dont know what or who Sheehama is

But i know how Mikes Head feels after that night I-T-O

laughpoint - Sheehama is the gardener, a real hard worker!

Perhaps you've got some sympathy for Mike then!  image19
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 17, 2009, 03:34:29 PM
@ Michele

Thanks for the info

No sympathy, never !!!!! That helps him to remeber next time LOL iknow
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 18, 2009, 01:48:48 AM
"Guests" running through here three at a time.  Might need some reinforcements soon!  Wake up, wake up!    cuqui shooter
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on January 18, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
I'm awake and need a drink; our cricketers think they're playing a test! 71 only off almost 20 overs - sheesh!!!!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 18, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
 motorbike     I'm here Bertie,only just got your frantic  :emot19_2:
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Post by: Rhona on January 18, 2009, 05:48:49 PM
Uhm! Sorry I wasn't here to help - headed off for the weekend and so far I still have to internet.....but am working on it  3_8_14

@ Michele - I'm with you on this one.............no sympathy and no surrender - if the boys say they are going to do something then they must see it through; no matter how sick, sorry and sore they feel  rooster
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Post by: SandyB on January 19, 2009, 08:16:09 PM
Hey the wind is pumping here in woodstock  .. hows it in  La table Viow   Diana ...  its trying  its best bad wolf  Huff  Puff blow your house down stunt ..  my two  106  year old  homes  are standing resolute and unbowed  .. many years of wind fitness ..  time for bed ...  164
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 19, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
Pumping here as well, was worse last nite...my 40yr old house still standing the test of time.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 19, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
Not even a breeze here to cool us down  -  true to the name of the small mining town close to us  Hotazel   (Hot as Hell) !!!   I believe max temp for today here was 40  !
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 19, 2009, 09:18:45 PM
Daleen we've had some realy lovely days these holidays. Wind has been pumping since Friday and I mean pumping.I've been wanting to go to the beach but afraid of being sand blasted.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 19, 2009, 10:35:04 PM
We also had super weather on the Namibian coast at St Nowhere -  about 120km north of Henties.  Just about 2 days the wind was slightly blowing in the mornings, but then died down and it was just nice sunshine and no fog.


Ha ha ha  -  from the sound of it you're going to go to the beach in a brown costume and come back home in a white one  -  got all the colour sandblasted out your suit.  Carefull now if you have stripes in your hair.... 
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Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on January 20, 2009, 06:03:44 AM
My 119 year old house is "weathering" the wind (pun intended!) but my poor ancient avocado tree is flinging bits of old branches everywhere; luckily the baby avos seem to be fairly sheltered - haven't lost many.  I HATE wind!!!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 20, 2009, 07:50:40 AM
Woke up to a lovely day here in the "View" lets hope that the wind doesn't pick up again.
I am surprised all my trees are still standing....my wild olive trees were bending double, just about.
At least with the wind here we doen't have to worry about doing our hair....everybody has the same windswept hairdo.
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Post by: Rhona on January 20, 2009, 07:47:51 PM
Ran downstairs and out the door ready to hop in the car for work this morning only to be greeted by a block of ice where my car should of been....Brrrrrrrr! There's just not enough jumpers in my press to keep out that kinda cold winter
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 20, 2009, 08:15:37 PM
Well I'm of to beddy byes now...must get up bright and early 5a.m. for the film crew thats setting up their breakfast on my front lawn. Apparently filming an aeroplane coming down our street for some Norwegan Ad.     idontknow
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Post by: SandyB on January 20, 2009, 10:05:00 PM
I hope you charging the buggers rental ?? me just  got my efiling for tax done .. offtobed
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 06:22:24 AM
Oh yes Sandy oh yes......strange you down to your last R50 and money comes knocking on your front door.
Just had a 3 course breakfast from their canteen under the trees.....lovely morning. Now off to fetch Morgan
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 02:42:47 PM
Rhona, have you been able to locate your car under the lump of ice? 

Diana  -  let us know about the crew and the ad  !!   
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Post by: Rhona on January 21, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
Found my car yesterday morning but again this morning it was attacked by ice - minus one and a half degrees.........I think I am in the wrong body and was really supposed to be one of those big hairy hibernating bears
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
Diana  -  this you on a shopping spree in the windy Cape.....  ? ? ?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 21, 2009, 05:37:28 PM
Aunty has the strangest pics on her pc......  idontknow
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 05:40:36 PM
What's so strange about Diana shopping in the windy Cape ?
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 21, 2009, 05:41:32 PM
I don't think they make stockings in Di's size, perhaps she should try a windsock instead.....   image201
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Post by: Rhona on January 21, 2009, 05:43:31 PM
Run away and hide Michael Alexander - Run away and hide.................we will find you
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
Diana  -  are you going to allow this rascall Scott to say things like that about you?

Vamp
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Post by: Michael Alexander on January 21, 2009, 05:46:21 PM
huh? Com'On Di......   BierSuip   :tifo1:   image201
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 05:49:26 PM
I take it form where it comes......... affe-red
Ok so now the photos attach to my next post.
Dalene here is my "garden Crew" yellow guy verrrry yummmy. Will post photo's of the shoot to-morrow.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 21, 2009, 06:03:29 PM
I wonder, how does Diana cope with all these Hunks without getting in to trouble ???? idontknow
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Post by: Bertie Horak on January 21, 2009, 06:05:49 PM
Ok that's our Diana.  Most people have garden gnomes, frogs and mushrooms in their gardens.  Our Di has live garden hunks.  Did you take them some lemonade and cookies?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 21, 2009, 06:07:29 PM
I wonder why they wear helmets, scared of gettin a  hammer
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 06:11:25 PM
@ Georg...years of experience years of experience.
@ Bertie nooooo they invited me for breakfast at their makeshift canteen on my front lawn.

The Helmets part of the "shoot". When it got hotter they removed them and  their tops ...grrrrrrrr nearly fell through my sliding door.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 21, 2009, 06:13:30 PM
@ See Diana, the years also have advantages  yougogirl
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Post by: SandyB on January 21, 2009, 07:57:23 PM
 cat3   mmm Diana having fun  ....
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 08:01:44 PM
 drinking-41   So, is this 'yellow gnome' for sale....  ?        cl1
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
You also want one, they very fashionable, I'm sure I can arrange something.
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Post by: SandyB on January 21, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Mmm  bartering ...  trading... 
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 08:19:13 PM
You also want one Sandy......I'm taking orders.
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
Can I have two then...  one for my garden on the farm and one for my stoeppie at my flat ?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 08:25:16 PM
I'll post them up counter to counter.
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Post by: SandyB on January 21, 2009, 08:26:01 PM
I bags the yellow jacket one ..
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 21, 2009, 08:28:07 PM
Are we betting now...  or are we starting a fight?
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Post by: SandyB on January 21, 2009, 08:29:27 PM
No fighting .. we just get Diana to share them out  fairly ..    ape
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
You 2 tarts.......I'll multiply him and keep the original for myself.
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Post by: SandyB on January 21, 2009, 08:32:15 PM
Cloning in your kitchen  are you ??
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 21, 2009, 08:34:31 PM
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Well girls and boys I'm off to bed now to have yellow dreams.
gnite
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 22, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
 goodmorning  ...and back to reality...off to fetch Morgan from school.
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Post by: SandyB on January 24, 2009, 09:57:50 AM
 hammer   me  going to have a slow day .. my  friend Maggie  came around last  night , she leavin for UK in a few days  where she does  care work  earning nice pounds ... damm we got carried away ... too much wine and she  trundled off home at 03:30  .. so me tired and yes feeling fragile  uuugh !  never learn do I ??/
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Post by: Rhona on January 25, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
  image281 You are just easily led and all these people are taking advantage of your good nature  image 11  image 11
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Post by: SandyB on January 25, 2009, 06:05:25 PM
Mmm seems we all have this good natured " problem " It was just so nice and cosy  early hours of morn theres the two of us snuggled  up on the sofa  gently supping vino and just talking and catching up ..   cat1.gif
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 31, 2009, 09:12:35 PM
OK i understand Mike must stay away from booze,

but why are all other bar visiters staying away from here lately ????

All to busy with the outdoors and braii i guess ????

Enjoy your summer !!!!!!!!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 01, 2009, 10:16:11 AM
 Boobs  I'm here......... drinking-41
but theres no-body to talk to  image031  and then I get "dronk verdriet"
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Post by: SandyB on February 01, 2009, 11:25:26 AM
me been missing in action ... off work  friday  and this monday ... thurday  my  3g connection went on the  fritz .. they botched my migration to higher MB , resultantly i was ' disconnected " could not even acces via work cos i was ot there ... much patience ,, even getting my  local MTn shop to  make things move .. still no .. joy ... anyhow some very helpful  man on 808 line helped me and promised to  phone back ... well  he kept to his word and  bypassed the 2 - 24 hrs  and all will be working thing ...  Goint to  Opera  in  Convent garden this afternoon ,, It is held in the grounds of  springfield convent ...run by  rotary and the convent for fundraising ... it will be fine ... a picnic basket will be packed .. lots of bubbly .. a rug to sit on the lawn ..  and from  5 - 7 fine music  and  supping  bubbly and snackng ...
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 01, 2009, 11:49:51 AM
I went to Springfield Std6 back in 1970. Beautiful garden but we were never allowed in there except on the odd occassion we'd have a lesson down near the "river".
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Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 05:37:57 PM
  image 11
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 01, 2009, 05:49:48 PM
 image203  BierSuip Cheers Rhona!
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Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 05:54:48 PM
Slainte Bertie  image 11
What's all your stories?
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 01, 2009, 06:05:54 PM
Dreaming of farming!  Oh sh*t, people at the door.  Don't empty the bar, hey! Have to go..
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Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
  image281 the leprechaun is left alone in the bar .......  image071 .......  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11 .......  image071
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 02, 2009, 03:19:29 AM
Oh my.... is it possible that one little leprechaun can do so much damage?  Looks like a whole rugby team went through here last night! Not a clean glass in sight, empty bottles everywhere!
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 02, 2009, 04:54:56 AM
... and she never paid a cent for any of her drinks..... again!    abouttime   image071
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Post by: Patricia Lotte on February 02, 2009, 06:39:18 AM
That's just one of the perks of being a woman Mike ... ha ha
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Post by: Rhona on February 02, 2009, 05:25:49 PM
 *hic* you guys talking to me..........  image281
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 02, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
Patricia - I thought it's you girls' privilege if guys buy you drinks.....  totally different story if you wreck the place and "buy" yourself the whole wall of drinks!
Rhona, a strong coffee for you, coming up pronto! 
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Post by: Rhona on February 02, 2009, 05:51:23 PM
No coffee  pls
It wasn't even my fault - you see I was minding my own business when....uhm!....yeah....when I got called out for a second; and it was when I was out of the room that....uhm!....that....uhm!...someone else came in and wrecked the place......yeah! that's exactly how it happened - honest!
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 02, 2009, 05:54:39 PM
Ok now stop digging with your pointed little green shoe in the ground, look us in the eyes, and show what you're hiding behind your back!  :nono1:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 02, 2009, 05:55:16 PM
This ain't fair, she's gonna get away with it..... her with all the sweet talking and even gets offered a coffee.... if it was me... I would have been banned or something.... Bah! Hambug! , the luck of the Irish!!!   image203
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 02, 2009, 05:57:08 PM
 pole-small  pole-small  pole-small  pole-small   image18   yougogirl
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Post by: Rhona on February 02, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
Well now Mr. Alexander - not to be pointing the finger in anyones direction - but Bertie it was Mike who wrecked the place when I popped out; came in here with his white horse and was totally out of control - honest it was.......little me wouldn't lie to you.........as for what's behind my back  giverose I got this for you Doctor Bertie.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 02, 2009, 06:03:44 PM
 bye_bye
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Post by: Rhona on February 02, 2009, 06:05:55 PM
Don't go Diana - if I'm left here alone; the boys will tickle me until I tell them you were with me at the Bot Bar last night...........Ahem! I mean Mike did it all - Diana saw everything; ask her if ye don't believe me............  image071
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 02, 2009, 06:07:11 PM
Uh-hum..... you win Rhona, I'm a sucker for sweet offerings like that.  Maybe Mike's horse did break out last night......  true Diana?
Please explain, Mr Alexander...
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Post by: SandyB on February 02, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
Mmm we believe Rhona ..   :nono1:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 02, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
 quickdop  I thought the horse was black
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 03, 2009, 05:02:57 AM
Here Doc.....   36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72 36_1_72

and a few  msn emoticon (69) msn emoticon (69) msn emoticon (69) msn emoticon (69) msn emoticon (69) msn emoticon (69)

and not to mention   giverose  giverose giverose giverose giverose giverose giverose giverose giverose giverose

Now about that white horse...... not mine I tell you... it belongs to Stennie....

Phew! Thats me off the hook, now where's that lying leprechaun.......  image 11
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 03, 2009, 05:08:58 AM
Ok Mike, I think you bought me!  Now where's that leprechaun... just maybe... I'm starting to wonder about her story...
idontknow
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Post by: Rhona on February 03, 2009, 05:08:38 PM
 tra la la
I came in here
and I drank their beer
do-da, do-da
I came in here
and I drank their beer
oh! do-da day
Gonna drink all night
gonna drink all day.....
la la la la la la la la
oh! do-da day!!!
tra la la  image281
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 03, 2009, 05:44:00 PM
Hey Rhona I see our bar, that we started late one nite, is still in the 2nd spot for views and posts. (stats)
So you quite entitled to drink the place dry just leave the red wine for me.
image281  pole-small  drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on February 03, 2009, 05:46:28 PM
  image 11 - Everybody knows this is the funnest place to be - kinda like CHEERS - Where everybody knows your na-a-ame and they're always glad you ca-a-ame...
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 03, 2009, 05:48:37 PM
I always enjoy watching CHeers... they should do a modern version....
drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on February 03, 2009, 05:57:50 PM
There is a modern version - it's called the Bot Bar..............and if Diana sees you with her red wine there'll be hell to pay - you have been warned  rooster
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 03, 2009, 06:01:17 PM
Diana Schmiana......   trex-073    BoomSmilie_anim  Boobs
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Post by: Rhona on February 03, 2009, 06:12:30 PM
My oh my! but we are a brave little soldier...........but I'll be getting a beer and sinking into the comfy seat as I watch this space......  image21
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 03, 2009, 06:46:41 PM
    BoomSmilie_anim  .........    arse
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Post by: Rhona on February 04, 2009, 05:15:51 PM
You get him Diana - he may have created the site; but we created the best bar in here and he can only come in here cause we are 2 lovely ladies  women(1)  cowgirl
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 04, 2009, 05:19:24 PM
Hey Ladies, whats all that shooting in the bar  23_146_26
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 04, 2009, 05:21:42 PM
Better watch out, all 3 admins on board or we confiscate the booze.... are-you-there
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Post by: Rhona on February 04, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
Can't confiscate what you can't find Daddy G  cheers
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 04, 2009, 05:24:52 PM
You ´orrible lot, had it all, now you cause an uproar, see yourself for some new stock I-T-O
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Post by: Rhona on February 04, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
We just keep a secret stash incase you guys drink it all - can't be too carefull  bar(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 04, 2009, 08:46:35 PM
mmmmm we know what we know, Rhona and I.   ha ha   
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Post by: Rhona on February 05, 2009, 06:47:45 PM
And we know way more than the boys  swink
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Post by: Clive Symes on February 08, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
And we allow you to think that ( keeps them off our backs Georg and away from the real secret stash)
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Post by: Rhona on February 08, 2009, 07:24:19 PM
  image281 Don't make us laugh Clive.....there's only one secret stash and it belongs to the girls - course there was a stash that myself and Diana found there last week so we just added it to the bar stock and sell it at half the price - go on have a look at where you think you have beer....  image281  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 08, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
 bar(1)   ha ha
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 08, 2009, 10:56:06 PM
Quote from: Clive Symes on February 08, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
And we allow you to think that ( keeps them off our backs Georg and away from the real secret stash)
I make myself invisible and watch them, going to find out what they are up too secret(1)
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Post by: Rhona on February 09, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
.......  image071 .......  image 11  image 11  image 11 ....... image071
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Post by: Rhona on February 10, 2009, 07:00:41 PM
  mmmm! I think a beer from the boys stash could be very nice..........  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 10, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
 Hi3  image071  image071  BierSuip  cat3  arse
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Post by: SandyB on February 10, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
Mmm  this absent barman/ male poledancer not here to control you girls .. you running amok !! maybe time to step in again ... but then holding down three jobs is exhausting ... plus me on  what appears to be a one man campaign on the derelict property  down the road .. i have again engaed the mayors office ..  Da leader office .. personal letter to Hellen Zille to personally visit the site .. etc .. i think her lieutenants too good at screening wht they think to be mundane matters ... I not finished yet .. tonight .. a poster campaign  on the  pillars of the property ...  take pics in the morning and send to press and them again ... name and shame ..
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 10, 2009, 09:40:58 PM
I see you've lost your touch Sandy.... pole-small
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Post by: SandyB on February 11, 2009, 07:05:05 PM
Aint seen you  do it  upside down yet ??  cat3
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 12, 2009, 10:16:54 AM
All packed and off to the beach with Morgan....... tra lalalala   bye_bye   Up-out
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 12, 2009, 11:10:57 AM
Bet you can't braai on the beach......
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Post by: Rhona on February 12, 2009, 05:54:51 PM
  image14 Diana can do whatever she wants and if she wants to braai on the beach then she can......How did Morgan enjoy the beach with her granny?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 12, 2009, 06:08:48 PM
Absolutely Fantaboulous day....33* here to-day with a slight breeze on the beach. We didn't need to braai, we had our Happy Meals.
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Post by: Rhona on February 12, 2009, 06:16:31 PM
Did you get a cool toy as wel?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 12, 2009, 06:19:06 PM
OH YES...the girls toy was a little doll so we opted for the boys one....a robot dog thing that makes a noise when you clap.
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Post by: Rhona on February 12, 2009, 07:11:41 PM
Oooooh! I would of gone for the boys one as well
clap! clap!  cuqui
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 12, 2009, 07:40:52 PM
Ja who wants a boring doll?  Was going to say something else here but will just shut my face.
Hows about a  drinking-41. While I practice  poledancing1  upside down
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Post by: Rhona on February 12, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Sounds like a good plan 99............sure we may as well drink the boys secret stash and save our own  image281

  BierSuip  drinking-41
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 12, 2009, 08:00:05 PM
We are just soooooo smart.....gulp gulp gulp...these icons are just taking so long to down load
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 14, 2009, 05:45:26 AM
I thout happy meals aar bed fir yur hiealth... end stirts too impeeer ur vision......


arse
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Post by: Rhona on February 14, 2009, 08:33:53 AM
  23_146_26  Happy Meals are a little bit of what you fancy.........and a little bit of what you fancy is always good
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Post by: Bertie Horak on February 14, 2009, 01:58:05 PM
Let's just clarify -  Happy meals  =   weed cookies? Just asking!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 14, 2009, 02:58:51 PM
 23_146_26   From Ronald Mac Donald...and you get a toy.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 14, 2009, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 14, 2009, 02:58:51 PM
From Ronald Mac Donald...and you get a toy.
I hope not a naughty toy ????
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 14, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
 numberone affe-red kiss
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 14, 2009, 03:19:59 PM
 202  after I posted it I still thought someones going to come up with that ,Daddy Georg.   NOOOOO a kiddies toy
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 14, 2009, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 14, 2009, 03:19:59 PM
202  after I posted it I still thought someones going to come up with that ,Daddy Georg.   NOOOOO a kiddies toy
There you see, typical man, always one track mind LOL rooster I-T-O Up-out
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 14, 2009, 05:15:14 PM
In Auntie's case...the only toy she knows.... is a toyboy!    image19
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Post by: Clive Symes on February 15, 2009, 11:59:53 AM
Georg,
Girls & their toys should be a whole new topic & I bet we would be locked out.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 15, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Toys what toys .........toyboys are much better.   I-T-O
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 15, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
 ha ha
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
 Hi3 Rhona...all so serious on the form lately......shall we have a  image 11  while we plan 2010 O'mund Onlines Nude calender. Something like the "Calender Girls."
woo_hoo  image281
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 08:24:49 PM
Hello Missus.......are we doing a nudie calander for 2010........sounds good to me - what will your props be?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:28:10 PM
errrr emmmm let me think about that.....maybe one of those leather fishing rod holder things.....and a great big snoek across my boobs.     What do you have in mind?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:32:24 PM
He Girls let me know when, i´ll be there as your friendly cam man

I have done photoshootings before here a video with my pics and song

http://georgswa.ning.com/video/womensong-1
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 08:35:24 PM
Why Daddy G that's very kind of you to offer us your services.............
Being irish I was thinking then maybe I should cover up my wobbly bits with a leprechaun hat  image203 and a couple of pints of guinness  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
Rhona i can fix all that, you will be surprised what i can do

See in the video the lady with the sunset in the backgound, i modified her at least 10 years younger, and all free of charge
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Of course you can be our photographer Daddy Georg,  women(1)  Vamp  cowgirl.  Rhona and I will gather 12 hot O'mund forum bods. I dabs November (its a big Month). I like that Rhona . What month do you want to be.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
The best is in late summer, afternoon soft light and you will all look lovely, with or without .....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
I just knew you'd come though for us......no sh*t this could be a grand idea.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
How do you like my professional Photo Model in the beginning and end of the video.

She is a real pro. The shots are taken together with professional and a tleast 10 team helpers doing the lighting, make up etc....honestly all professionals except me, all other shots are in Italy, cheeky me flirting with the girls and my cam

Wow, that was a nice time .....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:48:15 PM
Ag man we'd be better than her...
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 08:48:55 PM
Think I'd go for June - Midsummers eve..........will we pick a charity for the calender sales - all we need is 10 more lovely ladies
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:49:56 PM
Oh yes, you will all look smashing smiling in to the cam  women(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:54:05 PM
OK.... Jackie,Julie, Paula, Cherry, Charmaine, Florrie, Dunja. Patricia, Barbara and Michelle....she can do the Demi Moore preggie pose. There we have it..oh yes and Mr Stenson can be our voyeur, I see him lurking about here.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 08:57:04 PM
Yes Diana, a good choice

Stennie will do the lighting and any thing else behind the scene, whatever that will be...... to make you look happy  rooster I-T-O
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 08:58:40 PM
  rooster   image281
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Come on ladies what do you say - are ye in or out?

Mr. Stenson can hold our refreshments for us  BierSuip
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:00:08 PM
 3d smiles(281) bighug
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:01:19 PM
Quote from: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Come on ladies what do you say - are ye in or out?

Mr. Stenson can hold our refreshments for us
Oh no, that is dangerous, those buggers must work first and then comes the fun....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:04:53 PM
Maybe we can all wear diamond nipple caps?
Excuse me Daddy Georg "FUN" this is not going to be smut. Artistic rather with all your lighting and shadows. 
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:05:51 PM
Here some dress up ideas

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/BELLY.gif)
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 09:06:09 PM
  pole-small &  image203
November & June

Calender is starting to look good.............  :emot112_2:
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:09:06 PM
Now we must just decide were we going to shoot it.  On the mine?
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:09:27 PM
@ Diana, start practising the belly dance

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/boobani.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:10:44 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:09:06 PM
Now we must just decide were we going to shoot it.  On the mine?
We all meet on the emerald isle, beautiful light late afternoon
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:12:52 PM
I can do that Daddy Georg.  I see Pam..we forgot Pam...maybe she can be on the front cover. (Where the school temr and holidays are)
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
Sounds good to me........I'll have the guiness ready

Or another idea - we all take our seperate pics in our home place, so I'll take mine somewhere in Ireland; Diana you take yours in Table Mt; etc etc and we forward all the pics to Daddy G and he does what he does best and then when all 12 pics are stunning the calender gets assembled. That way there is little expense and all proceeds go to..............
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:17:08 PM
.....the SAVE ORANJEMUND FOUNDATION>
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:17:52 PM
Thats ok, i can place you on any background

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:19:45 PM
You can place me on Brad Pitt
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:21:05 PM
With all your lovely curves you will look good in the sand dunes of sossusvlei

We sell that for a background of Oranjemund

Worlswide fame for the participants  iknow
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:19:45 PM
You can place me on Brad Pitt
Interesting, not the other way round i take it...... kiss
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 20, 2009, 09:24:41 PM
Methinks Pam is interested but shy to post LOL
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Post by: Rhona on February 20, 2009, 09:26:58 PM
Come on Pam - do you want to be a model like myself and Diana....all you have to do is pick your month - go on, you know you want to  women(1)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 20, 2009, 09:30:37 PM
PAM we waiting we waiting.....choose now..by to-morrow morning all the monthes will be taken
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on February 21, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
 image201 - what have you volunteered us for? If you're wanting a preggie pose we'd better get a move on, seeing as I've only got 3 weeks to go! Guess I better start swimming in the nude then to get an all-over tan! Think I'll book the month of March - lots of birthdays in the Alexander household - Cameron, baby, then Mike!

ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 21, 2009, 05:38:29 AM
Ok you lot.... three questions....

1) Do they print paper WIDE enough for this publication of yours?

2) Has anyone asked the local NG Kerk if you are allowed to do this?

3) If Aunty Diana is busy with Mr.Pitt, where will Angelina be....... brrrrrrrrr!     I-T-O

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Post by: SandyB on February 21, 2009, 06:15:15 AM
Plotting Diana's demise ...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 21, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
@ Mike

About Angelina, dont worry, i take care of her ...... I-T-O
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Post by: Rhona on February 21, 2009, 08:48:23 AM
  image14 Oi Mike - we're so sexy they're going to have to invent super duper slim line paper.....  women(1)  Vamp  cowgirl  Boobs
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Post by: Clive Symes on February 22, 2009, 05:12:26 PM
Looks like the plot has changed while I've been away in Botswana. Maby I should scan those old photos of my Dad's and we can do a Now & then Calender
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 22, 2009, 05:23:34 PM
@ Clive

You can assist on the photoshooting, help me with all those girls around,

a soon as they outnumber you OMG....... I-T-O
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Post by: Rhona on February 22, 2009, 06:05:29 PM
  women(1)  Vamp  cowgirl  Boobs  pole-small  poledancing1
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on February 22, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
Quote from: Rhona on February 22, 2009, 06:05:29 PM
  women(1)  Vamp  cowgirl  Boobs  pole-small  poledancing1  I-T-O
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 22, 2009, 06:08:28 PM
Mike S is checking out the bar....
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Post by: Rhona on February 22, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
Mike S is taking a sneak preview of the new calender -  trex-073
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Post by: Michael Alexander on February 23, 2009, 05:13:41 AM
Don't you guys think that all those Zimmer frames and wheelchairs will clutter up the calender?
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 23, 2009, 09:02:43 AM
 Hello1   Don't you think we've thought of that...Daddy Georg will edit them out.  cowgirl
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 23, 2009, 09:54:16 AM
@ Diana

Thats what i´ll do I-T-O
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Post by: georg ruf jr. on February 23, 2009, 11:41:35 AM
You should take care of your wfe Mike...
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 23, 2009, 12:17:02 PM
 shutface 23_146_26
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Post by: Clive Symes on February 24, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
Whats the progress, date & times for shootingthe girls BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 24, 2009, 09:56:13 PM
 image14  Clive,your wife aint gonna let let you out.   women(1)  Vamp  cowgirl 
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Post by: John Creedy on February 25, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
I like this one Clive.  Perhaps some stories to back the "then" pictures as well....
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 25, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
 msn emoticon (8)  bring it on...we not scared...we've all matured well.   drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on February 25, 2009, 05:58:09 PM
  boob1 ------->  Boobs
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 25, 2009, 07:44:30 PM
 sorriso2  clever girl.
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Post by: SandyB on February 25, 2009, 08:06:54 PM
Hey my  lady friends  all look  pretty well preserved .. they   if they have  grandchildren qualify for Glam Gran ...  must be al the red wine ..   cat3
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 25, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
Ah HA  I'd forgotten about the glamorous gran thing ....best i rush out and find an entry form.  cowgirl  Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Clive Symes on February 26, 2009, 03:31:36 PM
Diana's right,  Cherie would most likley choose the firing squad & drop the sword herself.

John, the storys tell themselves ( when the photos are eventually revealed), my scanner is on the blink, some or other glitch with the software.
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on February 27, 2009, 06:09:29 PM
Friday night and the bar is empty, cant beleive it, so have myself a drink on the quiet

What should it be before supper ????  martini and after the  tequila
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on February 27, 2009, 08:10:57 PM
.......  image 11 .......
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 28, 2009, 09:38:40 AM
 drinking-41    image21
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Post by: Rhona on February 28, 2009, 10:14:13 AM
......  shooter ..... Haven't used one of these weapons in quite soe time!!!
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Post by: SandyB on February 28, 2009, 07:04:52 PM
Me had quiet evening ... bought a new stainless steel  table top braai on special at  Builders Whorehouse ...  so tesetd it this evening ,, so what if the wind is pumping a bit .?? worked well Me and Paul  pigged out on lamb ribs and  thin grabouw boerewors .. the dogs had  leftover boerewors as the meat  part of their  meal  , they smacking their chops still ...  it will be an early night as my factory working  , and me will go in tomorrow and do a bit of office tidy up ( currently a bombsite with trial rolls taking up space and still not relegated final sort of 2008  to  my storage area , ) plus a good time to  kick some ass and   get them to do some final preparation fpr  BRC audit coming up on teusday ..
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 01, 2009, 12:12:42 AM
Me..just home from supper at Jimmy's Prawns then met friends at Casa.....good music there to-nite.
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Post by: SandyB on March 01, 2009, 07:07:27 AM
Mmm  were we dancing on the tables again ?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 01, 2009, 08:17:51 AM
I never knew Prawns knew how to dance, anyhow, how do they get onto the table?
cheerup
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 01, 2009, 08:23:27 AM
Methinks

Diana eat prawns

Climb on table

Make prawns belly dance


(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/boobani.gif)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 01, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
16 more sleeps until all the Leprechauns come out and play  woo_hoo
  image203  image 11  image203  image 11  image203  image 11  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 01, 2009, 10:23:35 AM
Sssssssh! Then the partying actually stops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  23_146_26   rooster
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 01, 2009, 10:25:55 AM
The partying only stops for you my friend....  baby
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 01, 2009, 10:27:50 AM
No no no

It never stops in the Bot Bar

The Girls here make sure of that  dawoman
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 01, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
A lazy Sunday afternoon  image 11
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 03, 2009, 05:18:23 AM
 cl1

Hopefully I do not have to go and search for anyone in an AA rehab centre now that I am back online again !


image201
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 06, 2009, 12:10:47 PM
  :emot19_2:    Calling the bot squad..  motorbike  .calling the bot squad..... we have 15 guests and 2 with unknown actions...... image21

I need backup..... shooter  shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 12:12:34 PM
I watch their actions........buggers
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 06, 2009, 12:14:05 PM
 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim


who we shooting Diana???


image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim


Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 12:24:13 PM
One of them, constantly sniffing around

ARIN (North America, a portion of the Caribbean and sub-Saharan Africa)

cuqui
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 06, 2009, 12:41:29 PM
just let one of them stick their heads up and we will  BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim the sh*t out of them!



EVERYONE ON RED ALERT!!!!


image21 thumper BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
@ Paula, go at them  yesno
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 06, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
 image201

they will be very sorry when I get hold of them Dadswa, they mustn't mess with us lot!!!



Now stay on alert!!!!!



image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim

Maybe we can trick them into showing themselves with some  cowgirl women(1) Vamp  then shoot the hell out of them!


image21 image21 image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 01:13:06 PM
Not all guests are bots

2 guests here

i.e.  Mike Stenson, Sean dont hit them they are good guys just incognito, but i see them all  are-you-there
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 06, 2009, 01:23:28 PM
Hey if they want to be "incognito" they must take the risk, I'll not be held responsible if they do get shot!


image201


image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim image21


tell them to keep their heads down!!!!

BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim shooter shooter image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
You tell them i second you LOL
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 06, 2009, 01:34:42 PM
@ Mike Stenson, Sean

I hope you two are paying attention, just don't stand to attention, you might get shot!!!


BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim image21 image21 BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim BoomSmilie_anim
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 08:33:20 PM
Did I miss all the action  :ciupa1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 08:35:46 PM
No Rhona, the action continues 24 hrs a day, be on the alert all time !!!!

Here a drink to keep you happy

martini
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
These are constantly here

ARIN (North America, a portion of the Caribbean and sub-Saharan Africa)

RIPE (Europe, the Middle East and parts of Africa and Asia)


shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 08:50:10 PM
Daddy G - how do I know what I'm supposed to be looking for  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 08:54:46 PM
I dont think you have acces to the tracking function

Check in " Who is online " Click on IP and then track IP

Methinks only for admins, sometimes i find the name in the net and posts on other boards.....

It will also tell you if it is a member and who is in as guest only ( Not logged in )

Try it
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 08:58:17 PM
Best I leave the boys in red to sort out the intruders................myself and the girls will do what we do best - sit back and look lovely  image 11
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 09:00:20 PM
You do Rhona...... bighug
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 09:03:11 PM
Why thank-you Daddy G...........let me pour you a drink  drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 09:04:35 PM
Thanks Rhona, i have a white horse
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 09:14:18 PM
Not you as well  image19
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 09:16:01 PM
Agh please pls giverose
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Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image281
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Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 06, 2009, 09:41:34 PM
Cheers and good night  164
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Post by: Rhona on March 06, 2009, 09:44:58 PM
Goodnight Daddy G
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Post by: Rhona on March 07, 2009, 11:11:39 AM
Diana! Diana! Come quick - you have over 5000 posts..............  woo_hoo
  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 07, 2009, 11:15:49 AM
4292 on " A bot attack! " + this one LOL
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 07, 2009, 11:23:42 AM
What what where....here I am...... motorbike..... Boobs
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 11, 2009, 08:28:43 PM
I just had to........
catmusic  catmusic  catmusic  catmusic

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 11, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
You like that new smiley ???
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 11, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
 cowgirl boob1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 12, 2009, 05:33:05 AM
....   ape   catmusic
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 13, 2009, 12:29:14 AM
.......  image071 .......  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203  image281 .......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 13, 2009, 09:28:37 AM
  quickdop
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 13, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
 quickdop   ello....Rhona
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 13, 2009, 04:42:07 PM
Hiya Diana
You looking good  cheers
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 15, 2009, 09:22:07 PM
 Hello1  I'm all alone here with an "Unknown Action"   
image21  image21  image21
shooter  shooter  shooter
BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim  BoomSmilie_anim 
rooster   thats him sorted
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 17, 2009, 12:23:02 AM
 :ciupa1:

Lucky we know what actions you took to take care of that lurker !    Bloody peeping Tom !!!!!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 17, 2009, 07:29:34 AM
Mmm  our Dalene  wandering around in the early hours again ??   hope  theres no swimming pool  nearby  ....  cat3
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Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2009, 10:00:09 AM
  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203  image203   image203
  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11  image 11
  image281  image281  image281  image281  image281  image281  image281  image281
Todays the day the leprechauns come out to play and it looks like we have a new wee one called Kelvin  woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on March 17, 2009, 10:05:28 AM
For sure....   drinks on the house tonight in this Bot bar.....  on the birth of our Kelvin....

got to have a pint or two on him...    !


image 11   image281    image203     image281   

drinking-41
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2009, 10:08:29 AM
Never mind tonight Dalene - the party starts right here, right now
  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on March 17, 2009, 10:10:46 AM
Let me say it with my music

georgswa.ge.funpic.de/georg/child.mp3 (http://georgswa.ge.funpic.de/georg/child.mp3)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 17, 2009, 08:15:43 PM
To my little green friend on this fine St Paddy's Day...... image 11
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Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
  image203  image203  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 20, 2009, 06:34:52 AM
 Hello1 fellow botters, Well I'm off to school with MOrgan now now,she is having her party there to-day. I see she shares a Birthday with our Michael on Sunday 22nd.
Attached a pic of Morgans and my attempt at a birthday cake for school to-day. Oh yes and did she help.If she had had her way we would have had a blob of pink icing with silver balls all over it. Very insistent about what I had to do on it. Such a privelidge to be able to spend so much time with her.
Well thats my grannyness for the day.
I'll be back for a drink after dark.
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Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on March 20, 2009, 06:58:53 AM
 happybirthday :auguri1: fireworks1 discodance

Congratulations on Morgan's birthday! The cake looks great - I'm sure the kids at school are going to love it! Hope you take some pic's of the party for us to see!

Enjoy the rest of your day!

martini margarita tequila
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 20, 2009, 07:41:44 AM
mmmm! mmmmm! Birthday cake.......slurp!
Looks delicious Diana
  happybirthday Morgan
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Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on March 20, 2009, 11:52:49 AM
aaahhhhaaaa now we know who to get to do all our birthday cakes!!!!



Great cake Diana.



faceinfood
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 20, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
 202  Paula I can't bake but love the icing bit,anything arty right up my alley. Some party pics......my mom loved it.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 21, 2009, 04:55:18 PM
Took care of a few Bots.... image21 .....now I'm off to my party  cat3   see you all to-morrow.
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 21, 2009, 05:30:27 PM
Have a wonderfull tme at the party Diana - I'll take care of the bar while you are away..........
tra la la la  image 11  image 11  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on March 21, 2009, 07:32:01 PM
 23_11_61  Well done to ye Irish in winning the Grand Slam!!  Take it easy Rhona girl on the Good Irish!!!!   Still gives headaches!  hammer
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 22, 2009, 09:58:23 AM
Got caught in a lock-in last night..........only got free at about 03:30ish
  image 11  image 11  image 11   image203  image203  image203  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Ahem !!   our  Rhona seems to attract lock ins ??
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on March 23, 2009, 05:09:54 AM
Would this have anything to do with a certain Grand slam ?   23_11_61  image203   image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on March 23, 2009, 05:20:30 PM
More to do with a Saturday night in my sister in laws pub  image281
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 25, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
Nitey nite Sandy I'm off to bed now....... 3d smiles(281)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on March 25, 2009, 09:14:29 PM
You  too Hon ...  pan(1)
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on April 04, 2009, 09:00:33 AM
.......  image071 .......  BierSuip .......  image071 .......
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 03, 2009, 11:33:04 PM
Am I the only one drinking in here...............almost like winning the lotto - my very own personal bar 
  bar(1) .......  image 11  image 11  image 11  image203
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 04, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
What you doing up so late/early? Long weekend feeling?  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 04, 2009, 09:39:53 AM
Hiya Bertie - Hurling season is up and running again.............we won today  woo_hoo  image 11  image 11  image 11
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 18, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
Never Fear the Bot Squad is here....... motorbike
shooter  shooter  shooter
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 19, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
You lot have been awfully quiet, no wonder we had a bot attack....I restocked the bar, so there is no reason why you lot cannot visit in here more often, Oh! and I polished that pole of yours......
woo_hoo
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 19, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
Thanks a lot Mr Bartender....  !
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2009, 02:23:27 PM
 woo_hoo........  poledancing1

quickdop  wherrish all the bodies.  :emot19_2:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 19, 2009, 03:20:41 PM
Quick-dop Diana, before I run home to work?  cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 19, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Hey! You South Africans better leave some dop for the Irish and Canadians when they logon 2nite!

:nono1:
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 19, 2009, 09:01:41 PM
Irish and Canadians...... image281  ....itsh all finishhhed.
Stock up Mike  bar(1)
Hey Bertie I found the last drop of wine for us.... drinking-41

Now letsh go a bot hunting...... image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 20, 2009, 05:38:33 PM
Oh well, all alone on the site. Lonely....... I am so lonely.......la-la-la-la-laaaa....

Pop, clingelingiling, slurp, glug-glug,   .... burp, (sorry)!

@ Diana - Leaving you a glass of nice red next to the lit candle - hope you get it before the place burns down!

Good night all!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 20, 2009, 06:36:27 PM
Me avoiding the bot bar ...  those women make  me work , drink with them .. listen to their deepest secrets, and then I  have to dance  and no damm pay .. got  tired of waking up in the morning feeling like    hammer  and still doing my day job ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 20, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Says you after stealing my wine Bertie left me....all I got was an empty glass and a burnt out candle
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 20, 2009, 08:35:58 PM
Twas  a nice bottle of wine  Diana .... like said i now sneak in quietly  when i'm sure nobody around ..  do a bit of fond reminiscence ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 20, 2009, 10:17:34 PM
Sha.... Sandy....  drinking Di's wine....  !     

Bertie, that burp caused my screen to vibrate for quite some time...  what in da blazes did you drink to cause the hurricane ?

Me selfs saty ...  I mean ... stay away from wine...  I usually have it with soup and that does so not have a friendly reaction in the electrical workings or.. ag, of my brain...     weed    ....  do I have a brain ?   Wat was in my bier ...  Mike...   van watter brouery af kry jy die hop-sop ?

Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 21, 2009, 07:47:50 PM
  image21
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on May 21, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
 motorbike
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 22, 2009, 05:11:52 PM
Girls girls girls !       What a pleasure to do the washing by hand again.... 

found this scrub plank for extra dirty laundry in the store the other day... 

Just let me know if you want me to ask the shop owner to send you some of the same kind as well....   

Now I think this calls for a drink in the bar....  you want to toast with me on my new applicane....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 22, 2009, 05:15:44 PM
@ Dalene, i take it that you just forgot to invite the boys too

Cheers
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 22, 2009, 05:29:37 PM
Ok.... boys  .... you are most welcome to place and order too....
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: SandyB on May 22, 2009, 06:37:26 PM
Mmm had my own natural one  till a few years  back ... got slack ...  hired a dishwasher instead ...
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 22, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
Dalene..I'll have 3 of those washing planks please.......  yes1
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 23, 2009, 03:47:26 AM
Looks like the two D's wont mind if I send all my washing over to their place to be done...
callme , I have loads of washing for you!
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: Rhona on May 23, 2009, 09:37:41 AM
  Hello1 ......Is anybody there?
Title: Re: A bot attack!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on May 23, 2009, 09:41:13 AM
Yes, i am behind the bar counter having fun with the leftovers LOL
I am in a sorry state  hammer
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 23, 2009, 02:27:44 PM
.....and I'm here behind the couch having fun with.....oh dear errrr hic   quickdop
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Post by: Bertie Horak on May 23, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
What's going on here... oi you lot, get up from the floor, we've got chairs here, you know... it's not firewood!
Watching the end of the Bulls game. 10 minutes left, Bulls lead by 13 over the Crusaders.
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 23, 2009, 02:42:27 PM
Well I started doing your washing Bertie..then that washing board of mine...got to me.
discodance
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Post by: Rhona on May 24, 2009, 01:46:59 AM
.......  image071 .......  image 11 .......  image071 .......
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 25, 2009, 09:35:43 AM
It is sort of tiring to use those washboards...

but I don't mind getting tired ...    ! fantasy-18
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 25, 2009, 09:52:40 AM
Wonderfull washboards Dalene.....so pleased you found one for me. Washing will never be the same.    woo_hoo
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 25, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
I know....  and mine fits right in with my winter workout program in the gym....   !
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on May 26, 2009, 08:36:15 PM
 are-you-there   Hello all the bodies that aren't here....... catmusic
motorbike   bye
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Post by: Bev Coates (Now Walker) on June 02, 2009, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: SandyB on July 21, 2008, 06:33:05 PM
@ Diana .. nuffing to do with the cold .. me opting for some early nights .. sneak into bot bar and then out .. cos you girls dangerous and lead a man  into trouble , what with late nights and jollity .. waking up fresh and ready to tackle all and sundry ..  drinking-41
....lol us ladies up bright and early ready to go...lol......am I included in this too lol doubt it verrrry much
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Post by: Koos on June 22, 2009, 06:29:30 PM
  BierSuip
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 22, 2009, 09:31:41 PM
 pole-small    woo_hoo
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Post by: Rhona on July 28, 2009, 04:28:05 PM
.......  image071 .......Well lookeeee here - I'm all by myself and the bar is fully stocked; I think I'll just sink into this comfy cushion right beside the fridge and sample some of these fine beverages as I wait for the wonderfull words of wisdom that Mike A imparts as his 10,000 posting - no presure but it seriously can't be any worse that the 9,999 that we've been forced to listen to  ha ha
  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Ahem! lalalalalaaaaaa ahem! lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip  quickdop
''All the leaves are brown - leaves are brown
and the sky is grey - and the sky is gre-ey
I went for a wa-a-a-a-alk, on a winters day''
  BierSuip  BierSuip  BierSuip
Come on Mikey - hic! - where are you?

mmmmm! I wonder what time the food is coming out at............  feedme

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Post by: Bertie Horak on July 28, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Hi Rhona, looks like we'll have to snack on the stale old peanut leftovers.....   Yawn, hic...
Let's kick some dust...  image203
I wonder what Mike's up to....
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Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
Going on my holidays in the next couple of hours............2 weeks in Portugal; staying at the Baia Grande Hotel in Albeferia (think that's the spelling); just incase anyone wants to have a nose about   image 11
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on August 02, 2009, 10:14:34 AM
Have a great time...wish it was me..    image 11
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Post by: Rhona on August 02, 2009, 10:18:03 AM
Thanks Barb......  cheers

Oi Mikey! Just thought of a wonderfull idea..........whenever anybody from the site goes on holiday then they send you back a postcard which is for all O'mund onliners - you must post it on a new topic that you are going to create..........  BierSuip
Damn! I'm full of good ideas this morning  image281
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on August 02, 2009, 10:21:56 AM
Such a good Idea Rhona..... You can be the first
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Post by: Michael Alexander on August 02, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
Yes Dear!

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Post by: Chris Macpherson on August 02, 2009, 05:28:45 PM
nice flag flying there lad ........... showing the small bit below where gods country is.??
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Post by: Rhona on September 21, 2009, 06:49:39 PM
............  image071 ........I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!!! Had an absolutely stunning time in Scotland  BierSuip
''lalalalala'' Oh flower of Scot-land, when will we see-ee-ee your likes again.............asked for a lock-in a couple of nights but weren't allowed.......  image071
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Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on September 21, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
what happened to the postcard Rhona
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Post by: Rhona on September 22, 2009, 04:44:38 PM
I sent the postcard to Mike A - honest I did..............MIKE - you get my postcard???
Maybe I best learn how to use my scanner and then I can post my own cards  yesno
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 22, 2009, 05:23:06 PM
Postcard? Is that the one with the bottle of whisky inside it?   you rock


Er.... no..... ! Where did you go to in Scotland?>  are-you-there
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Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2009, 07:26:37 AM
Went to Edinburgh - was absolutely stunning; stayed in a haunted apartment slap bang in the centre and visited the castle and the dungeons, also took the open bus ride around to get our bearings on what pubs to venture into  BierSuip

Sent you a postcard both from Portugal and from Scotland........hope you're not using them as wallpaper  :buffo9:
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 23, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
Don't you have ghosts, Castles and dungeons in the emerald isle then? image281
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Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2009, 11:44:32 AM
None with a Scottish accent.........  trex-073
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Post by: Michael Alexander on September 23, 2009, 01:19:38 PM
I honestly knew , that would be your reply!
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Post by: Rhona on September 23, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
No you didn't..........you're just showing off now!
  image 11
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Post by: Rhona on December 12, 2009, 02:47:16 PM
Was at a wedding yesterday..............looking and feeling a little rough today.........the bride was stunning; the meal was amazing; the band were..........good; the DJ was great but the craic was mighty - even had one guy with his shirt unbuttoned half was; his tie tied securley around his forehead doing..........wait for it.................. cartwheels  image201 - across the dance floor; don't even ask me how an ambulance wasn't needed! And of course we had the rugby scrum and the pushing, shoving and tackling - we cares about the suits  ha ha
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 12, 2009, 07:53:22 PM
.... meanwhile , back here in sunny Gordon's bay, we posted you a parcel, that should have you arrested by the Garda....(spelling,,)

yellocard
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Post by: Clive Symes on December 13, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
 weed

or something better

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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 15, 2009, 09:16:06 AM
Yay  -  mother 'o me ......  Rhona, you've just given me an idea for a wedding theme for the day that my Susan gets married !  (Should the child see this you'll all me talking about me in the past tense -  she's a tall strong lass.)   Might that only be in about 50 years from now ......
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Post by: Michael Alexander on December 16, 2009, 02:40:12 PM
What? a rASTA WEDDING IN THE North West, is Tannie losing her marbles?

:nono1:
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 17, 2009, 06:09:44 PM
Has the tannie ever had marbles to begin with?  he he
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Post by: Rhona on December 23, 2009, 09:52:20 AM
  woo_hoo Holidays........  xmastree  present(1)  image 11  image203
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Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 23, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
Why has no one remined me about that earlier .... I mean, the holidays !!  Jislaaik, I could have had a few crates of beer already.... now I'm way behind !!!!!    BoomSmilie_anim
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Post by: Rhona on February 21, 2010, 04:23:10 AM
Anyone want to dance with a right cutie  image203  image203  image203 - Come on! Wakey! Wakey! Where's the party?  3_8_14 Come out and play - I know ye are in there........come out! come out! where-ever ye are.... Ooooh! and uhm! bring a few more cans and bottles   BierSuip
Just a second and I'll do a quick count..........5 bottles of wine, 7 bottles of beer, 6 bottles of cider, 8 tins of cider and about 40 tins of beer were drank - not a bad night Oooops! almost forgot and 2 cups of tea  image281

If no-one is coming out to play then I'm gonna head to bed  gnite  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on February 21, 2010, 11:37:31 AM
Oi! Look at the state of this place................some-one better start cleaning........I'm - Uhm! - I'm going for a shower but this place better be shinning by the time I get back..............And which one of ye opened my bottle of wine from O'mund???
Mike - you better replenish the bar stocks...........  image21
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Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2010, 02:38:19 AM
Happy Leprechaun day everybody......................hope you have something green on  woo_hoo let the celebrations begin...........
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 17, 2010, 04:54:40 AM
Sigh! Tis ' reminds me so Much of my GREEN HOUSE DAYS!

"Come what may we believe in Barnato!...lalalalalalala!"


image281
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Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2010, 08:23:01 AM
For today only I'll join you in the green house  image 11
Just up after a Paddys session last night...........got to pack my bag and I'm away to Galway for a few nights - for a little bit of  image 11  image 11 and a little bit of  image203  image203 .....if I make the Paddys day parade I'll take pics for all ye wannabe leprechauns and post when I get back
Don't miss me too much..................  woo_hoo
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Post by: SandyB on March 17, 2010, 07:07:37 PM
Oh dear methinks our Rhona  going  to look a bit GREEN  after all the festivities ...   catmusic
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Post by: Michael Alexander on March 18, 2010, 11:20:42 AM
tis' not fair, that leprechaun is always going on holidays....

msn emoticon (46)
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Post by: Rhona on March 20, 2010, 04:43:38 PM
Guess who's back......  image203
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Post by: Rhona on March 20, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.
congrats  cheers  :emot112_2:  3d smiles(281)
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Post by: Rhona on August 13, 2010, 05:54:20 PM
Ah! Just what I was looking for a nice quite bar............ooooh! looks like the fridge is stocked to bursting point; Now where's my comfy cushion - oh there it is - let me just pull it over in front of the fridge............nice!
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on August 13, 2010, 09:35:27 PM
 abouttime  ..... did I just hear somebody coming in...pssst...over here in the corner...  quickdop
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Post by: Rhona on August 14, 2010, 08:59:24 AM
Well good morning - I know I missed you last night; think I must of dozed off..............what a great place to hide - this is like the pub that time forgot......Now let's see, what shall we have for breakfast - think I fancy some nice hot pancakes  feedme
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Post by: Koos on August 25, 2010, 08:17:28 PM
  BierSuip
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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on August 25, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
 quickdop
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Post by: Koos on August 25, 2010, 08:47:55 PM
  cheers
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Post by: Rhona on November 17, 2010, 10:40:35 PM
Hey check it out - I'm all by myself..........everyone else is napping  ThatStinks2
Although if everyone is sleeping then I have the entire bar to myself  woo_hoo

Drink anyone - oh wait a minute - I'm here by myself
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 18, 2010, 09:01:17 AM
Burp......... drinking-41
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Post by: Rhona on December 12, 2010, 02:35:02 PM
......  image071 ......I just need somewhere quiet to hide-out and rest my poor little head........was at a Surprise 50th last night and got caught in a lock in until about 05:30ish
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I need to be minded today................  msn emoticon (224)
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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 12, 2010, 02:51:56 PM
 hammer