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Title: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:50:03 PM
Here some facts about beer.
This is especialy for you Michael....
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:52:51 PM
1. Fact:

Bier could be used as an isotonic (forget red-bull) drink by sportsman. It contain plenty of carbohydrates, vitamins and minerals.
It only works if you drink beer without alcohol.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:54:55 PM
2. Fact.

Beer prevents heart attacks, but it's not the alcohol as always estimated. So again, the alcohol free version.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:56:35 PM
3. Fact

Drinking a little  bit of beer daily, gets your blood pressure down. It's because the alcohol widens your arteries.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:58:30 PM
4. Fact.


Bier is good for your hair because of vitamin h (biotin). Problem is, you have to rub it in...
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
5. Fact

Bier helps you get an errection. But as soon as you're over o,5 pro mille .... You know the rest
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 04:48:26 PM
6. Fact

Beer helps you to relax. This is, if you have little alcohol. But it's the minirals and vitamins that help.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 04:51:51 PM
7. Fact

Beer contains enough oestrogen to get the girls going.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 04:53:35 PM
8. Fact

Because of vitamin b beer is good for your skin. But only if aplied directly.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 04:55:55 PM
Sorry Michael
Beer seems to be healthy, but only in tiny portions. And then often only aplied from "outside" your body....

bling1  BierSuip
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Rhona on April 25, 2008, 07:02:57 PM
And by the sound of it - if you remove the alcohol.............something like the ginger-beer we used to have as kids
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 25, 2008, 08:22:22 PM
Fine GERMAN you are Boy Georg,  BierSuip we are. Even though I have only half the blood.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Carl Wrbka on April 26, 2008, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on April 25, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
5. Fact

Bier helps you get an errection. But as soon as you're over o,5 pro mille .... You know the rest


Hey jnr, there is a little blue pill available nowadays to cure this problem. They are going to start issueing them to all the men in old age homes here in SA soon. Apparently it's to prevent them from rolling out of bed at night and hurting themselves.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on April 26, 2008, 09:55:48 AM
 bling1
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Rhona on April 26, 2008, 08:46:00 PM
  :emot19:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Lance Olivier on June 04, 2008, 07:23:58 PM
Little blue pills to stop people from falling out of bed? What next. Where are the days when there bars placed around the edge of the bed similar to a baby's cot. Surely one doesn't need pills to stop one from falling out of a bed. Maybe in the future we'll end up with pills to tell us what to do at work and what buttons I need to press while typing this message. Don't believe in pills.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 04, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
 :36_2_35:
Bravo Lance. You're doing well. I'm sure you'll be hooked soon to.
quickdop
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
Hooked on little blue pills???   idontknow
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 07:35:12 PM
As a child I can remember my mom saying she wished you could just take a tablet for supper - no thinking what to make, having to make it or clean up afterwards - I can remember thinking she was crazy! Now that I'm in the situation of having to think what to make, make it and clean up afterwards I think the idea of a tablet for supper would definately be a lot easier!

Yes Mike - thank-you, I do appreciate all the work you do in the kitchen as well!

e154
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on June 04, 2008, 07:39:19 PM
viagra Lance! wakey wakey
laughpoint
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Rhona on June 04, 2008, 07:42:12 PM
You were only teasing - right Lance?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 05, 2008, 03:25:51 AM
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on June 04, 2008, 07:35:12 PM
As a child I can remember my mom saying she wished you could just take a tablet for supper - no thinking what to make, having to make it or clean up afterwards - I can remember thinking she was crazy! Now that I'm in the situation of having to think what to make, make it and clean up afterwards I think the idea of a tablet for supper would definately be a lot easier!

Yes Mike - thank-you, I do appreciate all the work you do in the kitchen as well!

e154

If you give your husband the blue pill he could take care... Well, at least you'll forget he mess in the kitchen till morn.
bling1
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 05, 2008, 09:08:00 AM
I don't need Blue tablets to make Omelettes in the Kitchen.....   iknow  e154
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 05, 2008, 09:13:17 AM
No, you right Michael  -  you need a bowl, a pan, some olive oil, eggs, an egg beater, a stove  etc etc   -  the Blue pills are for  "da whoopi"  in da kitchen.....    giverose
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Robert Bruce on June 05, 2008, 09:20:45 AM
Da Whoopi as in Da Whoopi cushion you sit on that farts?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 05, 2008, 09:26:10 AM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 05, 2008, 09:13:17 AM
No, you right Michael  -  you need a bowl, a pan, some olive oil, eggs, an egg beater, a stove  etc etc   -  the Blue pills are for  "da whoopi"  in da kitchen.....    giverose

Hi Mrs. Sexpert Steenkamp.
  :36_2_35:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 05, 2008, 09:28:37 AM
Gee! I can't take you cullinary types anywhere...even in cyberspace....   swink
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Robert Bruce on June 05, 2008, 09:30:32 AM
Cullinary?

Is cullinary in the Kama Sutra?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 05, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
Page 44 , under How to SPice Up your Breakfast Omelettes......   laughpoint
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 05, 2008, 09:33:04 AM
Adding blue pills....  :buffo1:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Robert Bruce on June 05, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on June 05, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
Page 44 , under How to SPice Up your Breakfast Omelettes......   laughpoint

Michael, Micahel, Michael........

What are we going to do with you? I said "Kama Sutra" not Jamie Oliver's "Jamie at Home"  cookbook!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 05, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
Da Whoopi as in Adriaan's Pizza story.....  and that song  " we're making whoopi now "  Robert!

Michael,  but you can take your blue pills to cyberspace......  and your wife....  and all the stuff for making omelets

as for you  Mr. Ruf  -  calling me the Sexpert  -   could you please tell us again how may kids you have, and one still on the way?   Kinky stuff you got going there as well  -  now panting form painting  (was it strawberry of chocolate sause?)  
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 05, 2008, 09:39:04 AM
it looks like I will be having virtual hologram omelettes after michele reads this........

:emot112:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Robert Bruce on June 05, 2008, 09:42:17 AM
Ja boet, you have virtually cooked your virtual omelette!

cookin
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Lance Olivier on June 05, 2008, 06:20:34 PM
Ha Ha Stennie A blue pill for one reason and then when in the army given a "blue stone" pill to achieve exactly the opposite effect.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Lance Olivier on June 05, 2008, 08:02:19 PM
Stennie
A thought since my last posting. Not having had to use the blue pill I wouldn't have known the colour. You being older than me maybe you could enlighten me.
Keep well BOET
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 05, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
lance....... just remember to swallow that blue pill fast so u dont end up with a stiff neck hey!!!!!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 06, 2008, 03:36:21 AM
 :emot19:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on June 06, 2008, 01:01:51 PM
 discodance
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Lance Olivier on June 06, 2008, 05:44:41 PM
Hey Chris
DOF that's me. Put foot in mouth. Type message. Post message on website. Take foot out of mouth (sometimes forget about that). Plain and simple DOF.
Cheers fro now
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Chris Macpherson on June 06, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
hey lance, cant see where ur referring to here so maybe im the doffie??? hahahahehehe
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: georg ruf jr. on June 08, 2008, 09:02:45 AM
???  :wow1:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Cherry (Alcock) on June 08, 2008, 09:04:14 AM
Sometimes y'all lose me and no, it's not an age thing!   pls
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Lance Olivier on June 08, 2008, 08:32:05 PM
Hiya Chris. The Doffie refers to me. Look after yourself now and instead of SAB supplying beer to Zim try supplying food. Oops! here I go again putting my foot in it (intentional).
Keep well
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: henniek on July 10, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Mike Voden: me and you have a common dominator - and that is in the form of a  "son in law" who lends tools from us and when .. if ever returned , it just does not work any longer . So before we settle for some serious beer drinking , as Edgar Selby would say , let me first tell you . I gave all the broken pistol grip drilling machines to son in law. I kept my faithful cordless in the bottom of my cupboard - next to my shoes. But lately the Battery packed up. and guess what - a new battery costs more than what I originally paid for the machine. Yes R750 for a battery  . Then the boss man came out and said - why don't you buy a new machine - just under a thousand rand - included are two batteries - so Now I have 2 cordless machines and two batteries and two chargers - Mike .. what do you suggest - shall I give one machine to son in law ?? before I resort to drinking  a few beers ?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on July 20, 2014, 11:42:10 AM
Hi Hennie, before you start to hit the bottle, you have two options. No lets get together then WE can hit the bottle

1  Keep all of your drills, batteries and chargers and when your son in law wants to borrow them say "Son, one day all of my tools etc will be yours but until that happens, do what I had to do and go out and buy your own
or
2  Let him borrow yours but when he breaks them both you will still end up buying your own as a replacement. But it gets even more expensive............ yes, you go out and buy a case of beer and try and drown your sorrows.

Morale of story, either way, our sons in law are out to get us one way or another. Take mine for example, first he stole my daughter then drill and a few years ago he even said MY indoor braai was his..................
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: henniek on July 20, 2014, 06:51:05 PM
Yes Mike , we can forgive and forget - but annexing one's Braai - that is outrages - I can lend you a gun !
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on July 20, 2014, 07:01:24 PM
Hennie, I've a better idea, I'll just borrow something of his ............ (my grandchildren) for a while. That will stop him in his tracks.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Michael Alexander on July 21, 2014, 06:10:45 AM
Hey Old man! I got a nice cordless drill for me fathers day present, so you can have your drill back and my old one and your daught...... er wait have'nt found a new one those yet!

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Title: Re: ATTENTION: beer drinkers
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on July 22, 2014, 06:21:51 AM
Hennie, I see that son in law of mine wants to give me his second hand drills as he has a new one. He will never find another wife like my daughter though................... You see Mike A, the original is the best............