South Africa's Chuck Norris
Vernon Koekemoer is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vernon Koekemoer can piss his name into concrete.
Vernon Koekemoer uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Jesus can walk on water, but Vernon Koekemoer can swim through dry land.
Vernon Koekemoer once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Vernon Koekemoer.
Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer once visited the Virgin Islands . They are now The Islands.
Lets see what the girls say to that one
bravo thumper daman
Not only is Vernon ugly but his Mommy dresses him up funny ...
Are you sure Wayne hasn't got a brother called Vernon. Just thinking about it what has happened to our Wayne and his midlife? e154 Wayne come back we still loves you. e154
Carl, is that your face??? Now that's scary hey!
arse laughpoint
Luckily not jnr. :buffo1:
"Copy and Paste"
Does this mean everybody's going through cencership Kenny?? You decide what's witty??
HHMMM!
Maybe we just need a forum for Kenny witt and one for rest witt. Would that help??
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on April 28, 2008, 03:18:37 AM
Does this mean everybody's going through cencership Kenny?? You decide what's witty??
HHMMM!
Maybe we just need a forum for Kenny witt and one for rest witt. Would that help??
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY GEORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Diana
Thats one of the boards problems we have
Give a reply in the wrong post
I have now seen that in 3 different topics.
Best is for all to stick to the topic, it gets confusing
But i tell you what happend. Kennie had made a remark and upset a member.
I hope that is now the end of discussion since it will not help us here specially the few that are very active and want to have fun, thats all.....
Lets keep the board in order for Mikes return
e154
Cool all forgotten.....I just couldn't make out from the board what he was on about.......THE END
thnx
Its either Brakpan lake or Bapsfontein .. our Vernon looks very much at home there ..
@ Georg Snr , keeping the order I see ... ?? it would help if you closed the bar cos the children are getting rowdy after days of drinking unsupervised ...
@ Sandy
Well thats necessary sometimes, but as long as we have fun, nothing else counts
Have a nice day
Bar is closed ... better so cos you looking strangely like Capt Hook from peter pan .. I wonder if the rest are having the same hallucination as me ??
@ Sandy, are you talking about my avatar ???
There you see what that board has done to me, hit me on the head and thats how i look like now.
On the other hand one can only improove on my looks, could not get worse LOL
By now, i am used to and have to live with it meanpuff
Sorry Guys.
Saw Kennys "Paste and Post" hint in almost every topic this moring. Got carried away.
Back to buiseness now... bling1
Does this guy realy exist or not? koekemoer???
Yup the badly dressed muscleman exists ... like said not only is he ugly his Mommy dresses him up funny ... then again there are people who find it attractive ?/ a bad cross between Sly Stallone and ??
He looks like one of these plastic dolls kids play with.
Maybe he's a cross between Sly and a doll... laughpoint
No not a doll......try again. I know, I know...... :emot186:
You got it down to a T Jnr .. an action doll ( maybe he's a blow up one ?/ ) I see Diana has come in on the commentary .. Ok Hon .. How do you know .. tell us now ??
I'll get in twouble from Michael,like last time.
Why ?/ you got him deflated and safely hidden on the top shelf of the cupboard ?? secrets safe with me .. next time we inflate him with helium and carry him around like a huge balloon ... that should cause a stir hey ??
:sorriso2: only you and I found that amusing?
Me thinks I'll keep him deflated and hidden for a while/ :sorriso2:
Who's been kept deflated at the top of your cupboard?
The muscle boy cross between sly stallone and a male action doll whose mother dresses him funny .. the blow up model .. actually I think we should just do the helium thing and let him float off maybe he ends up back at Brakpan waterfront ..
From those pics at the start of the topic - sorry guys but there's no amount of drink....
Just keep the mask on then no drink will pass your lips .. and then you'l be safe .. me run out of shiraz .. have to ahve a nice scotch now .. suppose Mike wont mind ?? dont worry he's not my type so i can drink as much as i want ..
lol
You guys are a good laugh.
Kept the subject realy hot again.
Anybody by chance ever see a report on how these "natural" dolls are made for adult entertainment? Just came to my mind while emaginating Diana and Sandy "walking" their inflated doll in CT. People have special wishes in color, size, hair length ect. with their order of doll. Sick, isn't it?
But as we see, some dolls even grow up and get a comparison with Chuck Norris.
Sorry to interrupt your moment of passion.
Just saw an interview with "Vernon" on news 24. He's actually quite chuffed with all the free publicity since being discovered at the H20 festival in Boksburg. Apparently his fan club has risen to over 4000 on Facebook allready. I suppose the hype will probably blow over as with Chuck and Hoff. As for the inflatables...
" Discovered" ? yes the world is a truly amazing place .. you get people that become famous just for being famous or in the public arena .. take the Paris Hilton , a female blow up version of the doll family .. attratctive , but overly too much already looking nipped and tucked personal make-up artist type of attractive .. what has she actually done apart from party her life away and get into trouble ?? if the newspapers ignored her she would most probably just drop away into obscurity .. and there are young girls out there that want to emulate her .. Mothers .. if you see that trait showing in your daughters , be afraid .. very afraid ..
Too true. I think her dad would be doing summersaults in his grave if he knew how she was throwing away his family name. Paris more than defines the term BIMBO.
True words Sandy.
Isn't her father alive and very proud of his little... Won't say.
" ..........."
Our "Doll" Sandy's and mine, is a bit of Alando Bloom, Yochim Phonix, Jonny Depp and a dash of "Heathcliff". Stay with me here Sandy.
my question Diana, is the doll so far away from human?
:36_2_35:
I'm with you Hon .. so when do we do the helium thing ??
Nooo......at my age everything is real. I'm sexy you know!!!! :sorriso2: Boy Georg
Later Sandy later I want him for myself a bit longer.........
I'm sure you're for real and sexy Diana. swink
I was refering to your doll...
I only saw the article and photo about this Vernon in the Rapport about 3 weeks ago.
What's this dude's story? Sound like something out of a Jerry Springer show!? Diana & Sandy - what you gonna do with him - deflated or inflated? Could he be one of those 'things' you use as a scarecrow to make your friends/kids/nephews/grandkids etc stay away from funny jol joints?
Man, those muscles... ag, ma!
Jerry Springer ?? trailer park mentality ?/ Oh so true Dalene .. Yup we gonna use him to scare people .. Me and Diana having fun with him in the meantime .. let the children that we are play a bit and allow us our bit of time with the blow up doll .. picture in my mind now is ... inflate him till he looks like the Michelin man .. now that would be a real crowd scarer .. then prick a hole in him ( Diana can choose where ) and let him go off with a rasp zigzagging through the air till he lands on the shores of Boksburg lake nothing but a crumpled heap ..
:36_2_35:
You two, please take off his platform tekkies before you let him get airborn. I dig them kwaai - you can't allow that to end up in the lake. The shirt he ties in a knot at his midrif - nah, send it off with him.
:36_2_35: I can prick a hole.
Anywhere you so choose Hon ...
Ja those platform takkies ... some of the guys at work wear them . it makes them walk funny , like they kind of balancing .. would hate to see them walk in them when they drunk ?? and why do you want the elevator shoes ?? remember you the dynamite in the small package .. I dont want to see you walk funny as well ..
No, don't want to wear them, want to keep them on the shelf that say's "Kaggelk*k" with the inscription of "Items never to buy for yourself" - that's gonna be placed next to a basket of plastic flowers, those purple and white ones.
cl1
Got it .. the Kitsch corner ..
Quote from: Rhona on April 28, 2008, 08:06:01 PM
From those pics at the start of the topic - sorry guys but there's no amount of drink....
Nice Picture Rhona .. but keep the mask on till Vernon disapears , drink can do funny things to one ... We dont want Vernon appearing appealing through the haze .. trust me in the haze anyhting can happen ...
Quote from: Kenny Ramage on April 27, 2008, 02:18:12 PM
"Copy and Paste"
Certain things just seem to work better if copied and pasted Kenny. 4 Pages of conversation just on this topic alone, and counting. I understand your concern about so called chain letters, but that's where you as moderator of this board could step in. It's just a suggestion. Perhaps you could post a poll to get the member's opinion on this?
I'm telling you Sandy - Guinness don't brew enough in a life time and even if I added the entire Guinness production to Mikes free bar and a shot of poitin; there still wouldn't be enough....... :nono1:
actually you know something .. i get the horrible feeling that the Muscle boy Vernon , Paris H and the rest of their ilk get part of their " fame / notoriety " by feeding of good folk like us being critical or yes like Diana and me having a hoot playing with the blow up doll version of him .. no more " fame or notoriety " for him or bimbo Paris .. Diana I have chosen where I will prick Paris .. you tell em where you going to prick Vernon .. .. whoosh farting sounds and the two of them disapear into obscurity .. zizagging crazily to land on some deserted beach as crumpled heaps of blow up doll flesh .. subject closed for me .. and Rhona its safe to let drink pass your lips again ... for that I will tell you the booze hazed james dean story one night .. promise ?/
And a promise is a promise - I'll wait patiently for your story.............did ye guys get the story in the news of the priest that attached himself to a load of helium balloons and took off into the sky to break some world record or something - all money raised for charity............he is missing!!!
Yup he took the shortcut to heaven .. actually a bit of a bummer .. he must ahve put too much faith in his boss .. me?/ I would have had a parachute as backup ....... you never kow what plans he might have up his sleeve ...
Like they say, faith can move mountains. Faith is a big girl...lol
Meet you Saturday at the Biscuit Mill Sandy with my pin-cushion and a bottle of Shiraz.
What about me..........can I come out and play as well pls
Ask Diana ... but I wiill entertain you with the JD alcohol haze story soon...
On its way >>>>>>>>>>>>
Ok Rhona ,, you and Verona must be on the same wavelength .. she popped onto site this morning , a subsequent fone call the two of us chatting and she said the james dean night of drunk haze story is definitely appropriate and relevant to the Vernon blow up number .. so it goes on this topic ..
I relate .. I was out the one night .. travelling incognito visiting the snakepits of the city ... must have been about 2 + am .. me now at a club called Tots .. nice venue with a long bar, good dance floor, good music , nice mixed crowd .. plenty of chill out lounge areas .. and bonus a balcony .. I am now out on the balcony .. feeling as glamorous as the rest of the hazy booze and dope altered crowd .. hell man you did'nt need to light a spliff , just stand on the balcony and do a bit of passive inhaling .. anyhow me have the odd chat with some friends .. now standing alone .. when I observe through the ever moving crowd a few meters away this absolute dish leaning up against a pillar looking at me intently ... look away .. chat to someone else .. look again .. the same intent look is being beamed at me .. a few more swigs of wine .. look again , the same intent gaze .. Oh boy I must follow up on this one .. a nice flirtation to round of the night ... I gather myself and walk as neatly as my haze compromised feet will take me .. look cool , act cool , look the part .. I squeeze my way through the crowd and get to my gazer ..>>>>
Shock , horror , it's a life size cardboard cutout of james dean in one of his famous poses put up against the pillar ...
Between the booze haze and the movement of the crowd he had taken on life ... I realized its now time to be afraid ,very afraid , my judgement compromised to this extent ?? .. fled to safety of home .. but me a big boy , in fact love those lapses of sensibility cos they always bring one back to earth in a strange way and also give one something to look abck on and laugh , and of course dine out on , share with friends ............
@ Diana if you get jealous of my cardboard cutout you can always burn him Ok ??
:emot19: :emot19: :emot19:
OMG that was funny .... daman
:emot19: OMG Sandy - I LOVE IT!!! e154
I could actually picture you, as cool as an ice-cube walking over to the 'last dance' of the night........absolutely brilliant
Watch out your drinking habits Sandy
Just now you will see white mice jumping up and down in your bedroom.
You are an andangered specie with all that shiraz muddling up your mind iknow
Georg .. that one happened a few years ago was still celebrating my failed adulthood , thats why midlife crisis never hit me .. now all I have to look forward to is middle age and then old age , while still celebrating failed adulthood ?? .. no joking .. me have now become a complete adult .. or at least i think so .. the child in me lurks dangerously . and I have to keep him in check .. especialy now I only have me to keep check on me ... and that has hit hard ....
@ daddy georg, seeing white mice for sandy. like mikes dad seeing PINK ELEPHANTS in CASEYS.
the guys stuck a poster of said elephant on the ceiling above JOCKS regular table and when he was well on they told him to look up. :emot19: :emot19: :emot19:
@ Diana if you get jealous of my cardboard cutout you can always burn him Ok ??
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:emot19: were you wearing your short shorts.
You mean you still have the cutout? Burn him, never!!!! I'll keep him in my wardrobe.
Didnt even bother taking it home .. i fled .. James Dean or not ...
@Sandy, I know about the Jocks Table... but do you remember if there was a Geordie's table also?
Dont use them much but .... quickdop :emot98:
Has anybody seen the new Vodacom advert on TV? Our friend Vernon has made it into showbizz...
Yep - Vodacom's own blow up helium filled Vernon.
Diana & Sandy - you have a go at him!
yeah, isaw him.
maybe he is koos's twin. koos hasnt been too active lately,last time made snide remarks at me, maybe that shakes him wakker.
Koos only makes snide remarks if he likes you.........
... and so it begins...
Vernon Koekemoer makes onions cry
Vernon Koekemoer can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Vernon Koekemoer killing people faster than Death can process them.
Vernon Koekemoer can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Vernon Koekemoer can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Vernon Koekemoer can drown a fish.
When Vernon Koekemoer enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Vernon Koekemoer looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Vernon Koekemoer and Vernon Koekemoer
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, Vernon Koekemoer can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Vernon Koekemoer. He is the end of all things.
Vernon Koekemoer does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Vernon Koekemoer
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Vernon Koekemoer and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The Vernon Koekemoer calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Vernon Koekemoer.
If you spell Vernon Koekemoer wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Vernon Koekemoer?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Vernon Koekemoer can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Vernon Koekemoer' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Vernon Koekemoer gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Vernon Koekemoer can kill two stones with one bird.
Vernon Koekemoer was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Vernon Koekemoer kills 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Vernon Koekemoer was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Vernon Koekemoer can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vernon Koekemoer has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
It takes Vernon Koekemoer 10 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vernon Koekemoer once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vernon Koekemoer could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer destroyed the periodic table, because Vernon Koekemoer only recognises the element of surprise.
Vernon Koekemoer got his drivers licence at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vernon Koekemoer is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Vernon Koekemoer is pain. Do not try to square Vernon Koekemoer, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Vernon Koekemoer takes this as a personal insult
Here Vernie then....
Nice one's Dalene...anymore Vernons?
When Superman goes to bed he puts on his Vernon Koekemoer pygamas.
When the boogeyman goes to bed he checks in the closet for Vernon Koekemoer.
:emot19:
Here's a new batch of Vernon...
and...
and....
and lastly....
Is kyk the Afrikaans word for cake?
Koek......
Kyk is the Afrikaans word for Look
Quote from: mavis on June 09, 2008, 09:43:33 AM
Kyk is the Afrikaans word for Look
I thought so too,
dont trust a scot to teach afrikaans LOL image14
Ni Kyk is Koek!
So kyk means koek, and koek is cake???
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on June 09, 2008, 10:29:57 AM
So kyk means koek, and koek is cake???
Lets see what the real afrikaaners say, that scot is full of nonsense today i guess image06
No jnr, koek is definately not cake. There is a distinct difference in taste. Let me go before I get into trouble again...lol
So koek would probably be salty??? ... and in some cases with a slight touch of armoniak? (spelling)
:emot172: :emot19: beautiful
Hey Carl, don't lead the okie astray.....
Geeeez! And I thought I was gretting close now
Good choice of smileys there Michael :emot19:
Okay! I agree. It's enough if I learn English here. Can't expect you guys teaching me Afrikaans too...
Boobs hoolahoop1 :emot172: bling1
Jnr, don't listen to them. They are trying to teach you all the wrong things!!!
@Mike and Carl, what are you guys up to????
By the way Mike - also enjoyed the smileys...
@ Junior
I suggest you write to Dalene she will tell you what kyk means, forget the rest they are full of beans today.....
If they carry on, we will start to write in our dialect image20
Ibassamoluff
kyk........look.
koek.......cake,fanny,toeks,padda,vagina.
There we go. One Afrikaans - English lesson.
Thanks Diana for spitting it out, i dit not dare too.... very clever description dawoman
@ Georg - Just to confuse you a little - to "koekeloer" is to "kyk" at "koek" when you're not supposed to - ie. peeping tom. :wow1:
Who knows what a naaidoes is? And this is'nt a joke..... it's in the dictionary...
Dunno. Something to do with sewing?
Quote from: Michael Alexander on June 09, 2008, 02:37:35 PM
Who knows what a naaidoes is? And this is'nt a joke..... it's in the dictionary...
Mike even i know, so dont be silly......
Direct translation and clean is a sewing box, that could be a box with utensils you use on a sewing machine.
Bad boys like you , mean something different thumper
No Folks.... we have a afrikaans / English dictionary and one of the guys at work noticed the word and even the Afrikaans guys here did'nt even know what it meant and were surprised to hear the real meaning....
Glauben die wirlich, dass ich nichts verstanden habe. Naja! Mir hat's auf jeden Fall Spass bereitet.
image06 image11
Quote from: Michael Alexander on June 09, 2008, 02:37:35 PM
Who knows what a naaidoes is? And this is'nt a joke..... it's in the dictionary...
A pumphouse. pumpbox
pumpbox :emot98:
@ Georg jnr - don't do this to me, now I wont sleep before I know if I'm right about what you said in German! Please explain the exclamation "Naja" - what does it mean? Could it be like the Afrikaans "nou-ja", or would you use the English word "well," in this case?
@ Bertie
Hope jnr will clear that with you so you can sleep tonight LOL
No... but you will find it in the kitchen....
@ Georg Snr - thanx, I see he's offline, so I hope he replies!
Something different - the eye on your profile, is it yours? Very interesting eye, wish I had bigger version to have a good look at the picture! In my studies in alternative medicine, I did a course in Iridology. It was presented by Dr Florrie Kerschbaumer, in association with the Felke Institut (Germany) who are in the forefront of this field, and involves the making of a diagnosis of medical conditions by looking at the iris of the eye. Records of this method dates back to 1670 (Phillipus Meydens - Dresden).
@ Michael - Hey Mike, I don't want to know what dictionary you're using!!!
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/IMGP8907b.jpg)
That yellow one with 400 pages..... I will scan the page 2morrow, to prove the answer...
@ Georg snr - thank you! Will have a look and let you know (if you want me to) via e-mail. Usually it's done with a special microscope + camera, but still - interesting. I wont be diagnosing, just some comments about iridology and how I find your eye interesting. Please just let me know if the image is not the right eye (as it is in the photo), and not a mirror image.
@ Mike - Is there curry involved?
@ Bertie
I took that with a mirror, so i think reverse.......in that case it looks like the right eye but would be left.....
Confused ???
You can write your answer here
Remember i am on medications: Aspirin daily, Beta Blocker and Diabetes II Medicine called Metformin here
Thanks i am intersted in your analyses
nope.... and you're gonna be insulted when you see the answer 2morrow...
Me or all women? And we must wait till to-morrow?
Quote from: Bertie Horak on June 09, 2008, 04:21:27 PM
@ Georg jnr - don't do this to me, now I wont sleep before I know if I'm right about what you said in German! Please explain the exclamation "Naja" - what does it mean? Could it be like the Afrikaans "nou-ja", or would you use the English word "well," in this case?
You've got it Bertie... :sorriso2:
Thanks Georg, have a great day everybody! Unfortunately I wont have any time to check in today - 23 patients booked for the day. Maybe I was as good as Vernon Koekemoer, I could have seen them all in one hour and still have time to chat?
:emot19:
Don't work to hard. Maybe you should give your patients a hint ´with the Bean movie... bling1
Good idea, or maybe the movie "The Dentist". Don't know if any of you saw it, it's a terrible horror movie with Corbin Bernsen from LA Law fame.
:buffo9: bye_bye
VERNON FOR PRESIDENT!
While you all frantically scamper about searching for the meaning of naaidoes, I've got a good one to share with you.
A couple of years ago on Jakaranda FM they held a phone-in competition. Listeners were invited to phone in the meaning of a word and the winner won some trivial prize. On one day, the word was "kapo*sie".
After numerous wrong answers, a student from Tukkies phones in with the following : "Ek is nie seker nie, maar is dit nie daai ding wat in 'n "kapantie" kom nie"?
The DJ had to switch to a commercial break immediately as he was overcome by an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
The correct answer they were looking for was: Kapo*sie - The pouch on a kangaroo in which the mother carries it's baby around in.
:emot19:
Firstly _ Mike A & Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff! Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers! image14 Jnr - I will PM you.
I have a few more Vernie's - will add them later.
Trying to catch up again - work, work, work and no play these last few weeks!
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 10:04:46 AM
Firstly _ Mike A & Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff! Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers! image14 Jnr - I will PM you.
I have a few more Vernie's - will add them later.
Trying to catch up again - work, work, work and no play these last few weeks!
:buffo9: :emot19:
All work and no play makes Carl and Mike A dull boys. iknow 3_8_14
Oi, Carl - was'nt talkin 'bout you two's. You NEVER stop playing. Was talking about myself. And I aint dull - I'm wearing red today!
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on June 10, 2008, 10:04:46 AM
Firstly _ Mike A & Carl has been teaching Jnr all the wrong stuff! Never will I send my daughter to a school where the two of you are teachers! image14
I was referring to this part... :sorriso2:
image203 Thank goodness, you two will never be teachers! You might just show them how to build a 'boom that goes bang' and Mike will only give them a tour to the Breweries each day!....... Poor kiddies.. poor parents!
Quote from: Michael Alexander on June 09, 2008, 02:37:35 PM
Who knows what a naaidoes is? And this is'nt a joke..... it's in the dictionary...
Have I missed the answer!!!!!!
So you want some cake ?? Kyk by die venster uit ..
Oh Sorry!... here we are... the answer was A HOUSEWIFE ....and that is fact.... I will post the proof next week for those non believers....
The answer may be a housewife - but WHAT was the question again :buffo9:
I think Mike also forgot the question! :emot19: :emot172:
xxx
I'm starting to feel sorry or this guy...
Don't feel sorry for him, feel sorry for the people around him!
No seriously, a simple post of a picture in an e-mail has turned into an empire - he's stinking rich now!
Yup, an innocent prank on Facebook turns a weirdly dressed mullet man into a celebrity overnight. Only in South Africa.
Gee! What Happened Veron then? are-you-there