boobs This is an entire topic of another kind. For those erotic Oranjemunders - How many ex-Oranjemunders visited the Sex Expo at the Cape Convension Centre this weekend?
We (a whole crownd of us) decided on Friday night to do something very different for a change and ended up totally in another dimension. It was different allright!! What an experience!! We even had Pricassa there, painting real portraits with his (how should I put it politely) "pole". Starkers, dressed in silver boots and huge silver mad hatter's hat - there he was smiling and painting away. Francois literally had to close my mouth. This guy was excellent but damn strange. Will post his picture as soon as I can get it downloaded!!! Promise.
Lets just say there were sights and sights!! This gathering delivered all kinds - young and old, punks, gays/lesbians, grannys and grandpas and even a few shy people. There were even couples in their 50/60's walking of with bags of goodies. See we are ever too old..... Francois was so tense when we got there, I thought I was going to have to take him home. After a few drinks he started to relax and enjoy the scenes. He looked like a cameleon - could not get enough of all the half cladded poppies in stilettos. If you are broad minded enough, want to spruce up the relationship or just plain want to have an exeperience of a life time - pop in next year.
It was great. So let us know what you thought!! Come on guys don't be shy. Share your experience.
Have you gone bonkers old girl. bling1
Nee Ou Swaer - Net educated. Dis 'n educational trip of note. Probeer dit gerus.
I will make a note to go next year. Would love to see the painting,sorry I missed the painter.
ronelle i thought your man could fulfill your needs after all this time. just remind about the viagra you bought him , he must sluk quick otherwise his neck will get stiff b4 anything else.
got to admitt ,i take a viagra tab every night,only to stop me rolling out of bed
Good on you Ronelle ... yougogirl ... I would definately not hesitate to go! There's nothing wrong with it. I don't understand the taboo behind sex and anything related to it. If people thought about sex instead of war, what an amazing place this world would be arse arse arse
I could not agree with you more Patricia. boobs discodance hoolahoop1 poledancing1
What an overpopulated place it would be....
@Diana, does your Catholic beliefs allow you to attend such events....? swink
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The older you become the more comfortable you are with your body and become more adventurous.(sp)(shut-up Mike)
Hope you not reading this little brother.Close your ears and eyes if you are.
I am not realy a practicing catholic,but that is my grounding.Opinions are fine but don't make statements.(End of that story).
Now Michael are you going to paint us a nice landscape then?
MORE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR BODY---? laughpoint Is'nt it a bit too late for that, and I thought people your age did'nt do the omelette stuff anymore.......
more like scrambled eggs.
:emot19: u into the wine already?
Nooooo.. still on granny duty,Morgan having her afternoon nap now.
I'm on my fourth can already, fire burning, perfect day in Omund, the only thing is, I'v misplaced my tourists from Scotland, who went walkabout......
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:emot19: much like I misplaced "Chill Out". Once you start braaing their noses will lead them back.
Now you making me envious .. we into the Cape wet .. this whole weekend .. does not do me well ... i love my summer .. lost your guests ..?/ we have no comment ...
Sandy, Broer, I found your missing summer...It's up here in Oranjemund, don't worry, I'm looking after it for you.... :emot19:
Good .. now find your guests .. enjoy the braai ...
The braai was lit, but the boys came back, already haven eaten lunch...so we packed some beers and ciders and headed off to Hohenfels......
discodance Chris my hubby is still far away from the need of viagra that I can assure you. But if you made the trip to the expo you would have seen there is literature to help people with these problems and plenty of remedies besides viagra to get you going.
Let me give you a lesson in sex and relationship education. A marriage/relationship needs constant attention. All you have to do is rekindle your love life and most importantly do not take each other for granted, but rather appreciate that special person in your life. giverose Let your partner know how much he/she means to you. And last but not least - Make love making exiting and fun for each other. You might be surprised!!!
Geezzee now I am getting all moochy. Any other advice from my fellow Oranjemunders?
geezzz ronelle if i used viagra my pacemaker will go into turbo mode and ill proberly vrek then.hahaha :emot19: :emot19:
Nah Chris,i always used smarties,they work much better,you see , you throw the smarties for the kids and then you get lotza time to do the pizza... bling1
Oh my hat now its Pizza. Pizza-Omlette's - Pizza-Omlette. The old girl is learning something here.
Are we now hypothetically talking about food or FOOOOD??? I take it everyone for themselves.
Ahem! Let us know when the next FOOD expo is on...........
In every topic Mike posts, he strays to the feeding line. Must be an old army thing. In the army the gave the guys blou fieterjoel to suppress their urgess and itches. Wonder if they had a museum about stuff like that at the expo? - anyways - what I'm getting to is: Michele, you should administer all the charms now to lead him away from the feeding line - straight to the oven (they do bake pizzaz there! - ask Adriaan - he named his bed the Pizza Hut), make him drool about all the yum yum stuff there, but do not "let him eat" till he has been for his tests!
What about Anne Summers parties???
FOOOOD suster ..... swink ,and do you now swear that you also have a pole in your bedroom ...... laughpoint laughpoint poledancing1
Hi Boet :36_2_35: Pole is on order - Pole dancing classes in progress poledancing1 and bellydancing classes will follow shortly. Apparently belly dancing classes works all the muscles and when gravity starts its tricks - belly dancing is the fix.
Must say life starts at 45!!! :emot98: At least I dont need to throw smarties around anymore. Now that all the kids have flown the nest - the cat and mouse can play all day. BUT the damn rugby and cricket will always come first - thereafter dessert. All I do is lead the way with a wink. Maybe I should start my own Dr Eve website!!
Adriaan this is all I have to say:
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iknow Michelle, I think as Adriaan's sis in law we need to send them on a very romantic weekend away, so he can learn that a "seafood platter" is far better than pizza huts. Wanneer kom julle weer af Kaap toe ou swaer - A naughty weekend away is great fun.
Hi Ronelle, I was just trying to give Adriaan the evil eye like I do to him at Spar everyday but yes, I couldn't agree with you more Adriaan has a lot to learn! I've even got to remind him when it is getting near to his wedding anniversary!
The Greek Fisherman at the Waterfront do great Seafood Platters!
dawoman Ronelle your mother taught you well.
I have pole dancing equipment for sale in the "For Sale" section of the forum.
Michelle,Ronelle..... laughpoint laughpoint laughpoint :culo1: pls :36_2_35:
adriaan dont teach the girls difficult things..... u know that diana cant even find the pub in parklands without amap....
Maybe the pub in Parklands heard Diana was on her way there, and covered up the enterance to the place.... :36_2_35:
Very funny Michael,(it was the dinner wine I tell you) and as for you Chrisopher,there isn't much you can teach me my friend. discodance
Whoo! Hoo! I likes your style Diana - e154
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I'm waiting with baited breath for Mr. Macphersons' come-back........
His taking a few days to think up a good answer.
He'll need more than few days when he's up against you and me kid.............and that's for sure
Yea...... Us free spirits. Say what we say ,do what we do, years of experience.
and don't forget - drink what we drink......... BierSuip
oh sh*t yes, have sex where we want and smoke if we want. Rhona you can be a smoker on the forum.
I think Christopher is cowering in a cornor............maybe he is learning some new tricks, he thinks he can teach!!!
:emot19: He better be carefull we might just short circuit his pacemacker.
It would be more than his pacemaker he'd have to worry about if he tried any trick on us!!!
wow the two of you r getting quite brave. dont forget i have more lives than a cat!
i was missing on amission ......... organising best price for trade in on missuss ....... decided value too little so have decided to throw in 3 cases of castle and akeg each of windhoek draught and castle draught, just to get the transaction completed,.
pacemaker still going well not taking strain yet!!!!!!
I heard your hearts under no pressure cause your missus has you sleeping in the spare room - crying over your slabs of Castle.......
you rite heart not under pressure ....... missus say she too old for that stuff....... hence the trade in and skelim.
Hey Chris, why drink and drive,when you can smoke and fly..... bling1 meanpuff
spill most of it that way . betta if she drives and steers.
@ Chris - too much information on the missus front; ever think that maybe she only uses the 'too old' as an excuse!!! :emot172:
no its true falls asleep about 8.17 with fingers in knitting needles. got picture will post.
Well, don't you sound way too exciting for words...........
not me with needles me with pint mug in hand.. but still true ........... ask fr o'reilly......
Who's Fr. O'Reilly..........maybe she knits cause there's nothing better to do!!!
his the one who lives next door to sister kathleen you know the nun with the big tttttttomato plants
Now let Aunty Diana tell you a thing or two Christopher,have you ever thought that it could be you that aint keeping her interest. You may be giving her reason to find knitting and falling asleep more exciting.
no no no i was informed the sewing machine was broken hence knitting machine also busted so back to the old fashioned hand work then.
You need good fabric to be able to sew. Good wool to knit a good jersey
thats why i have skelim
To darn your socks! from where I see it the fabric and the wool aint that good.
a good man i knew, rip ,said the same about thewooland fabric