After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children...
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or sound systems, is expensive).
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said: "Ag jinne, I maait not be de cleverest oke in de wurlt, but I dussin see how putting a cherrie bom in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me."
"Trust me" said the doctor... So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "Wun, tooo, freee, forrrr, faaaiif," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!!
This procedure also works in: Benoni, Springs, Primrose, Orkney, Randfontein and Brits.
There is always a solution LOL quickdop
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