A priest and a friend goes to Egypt on a tour. While walking in the streets, they see a lot of people lined up on the pavements.
The priest asks: "Brother Mike, whats going on here?"
Mike: "Padre, they are waiting for the 100 camels with nude girls on to do the parade down the street."
Priest: "Fine brother Mike, we will wait with them, for I have never seen a real camel in my life."
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