"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."
So - if you give her "kak", you will get a bucket full of shit.
I agree Georg, but you forgot 'give her love and she'll give you a life full of happiness' cowgirl