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Title: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Pete (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 03, 2009, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Pete on January 03, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!

Here is a resolution

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
         
Remember:
                   Water = Poop,
                   Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .

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Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Bertie Horak on January 04, 2009, 03:40:20 AM
 ha ha  bravo
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on January 05, 2009, 06:15:48 AM
1 Kilo of poop. Geez.....

Then again, if you work in a large public building, you indirectly touch over a hundred willies a year just by using the door handles... that's without mentioning the complimentary peanuts in a public bar... 202...

Thats it. My new year resolution...Buy a box of Latex gloves.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Rhona on January 05, 2009, 05:25:26 PM
Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it  ape
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP) on January 05, 2009, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Rhona on January 05, 2009, 05:25:26 PM
Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it 
Ok, you asked for it  laughpoint Up-out
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 05, 2009, 06:09:41 PM
Only a leprechaun.....Only a leprechaun, man it was quite in here until she returned..... gonna get yer mammie to wash your mouth out with soap!   image 11  chocolate-51   image071
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Rhona on January 05, 2009, 07:11:31 PM
Aaaaaggghhh!!!  msn emoticon (68) - Not the soap and definitely not the mammie  cl1
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions!
Post by: Carl Wrbka on January 06, 2009, 06:10:16 AM
Hi Rhona, yep I giggled. We'll let you off the hook this time.  202