Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!
Quote from: Pete on January 03, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!
Here is a resolutionTo my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
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ha ha bravo
1 Kilo of poop. Geez.....
Then again, if you work in a large public building, you indirectly touch over a hundred willies a year just by using the door handles... that's without mentioning the complimentary peanuts in a public bar... 202...
Thats it. My new year resolution...Buy a box of Latex gloves.
Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it ape
Quote from: Rhona on January 05, 2009, 05:25:26 PM
Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it
Ok, you asked for it laughpoint Up-out
Only a leprechaun.....Only a leprechaun, man it was quite in here until she returned..... gonna get yer mammie to wash your mouth out with soap! image 11 chocolate-51 image071
Aaaaaggghhh!!! msn emoticon (68) - Not the soap and definitely not the mammie cl1
Hi Rhona, yep I giggled. We'll let you off the hook this time. 202