Funny as f-ck but its genuine, welcome to the age of health and safety, in the UK
I saved this article recently -
You cant be A,B, serious........
a) bournemouth - local council - banned arm bands from a local pool as they were considered dangerous due to the transfere of infection through the air nozzle.
b) barmaids EU - an attempt to ban them from wearing skimpy tops to prevent them getting sunburned while serving drinks outdoors
c) conkers - traditional playground game banished as it is deemed too dangerous.
d) dinner - Camden councillors banned traditional barbeques at a fete in case of accident.
e) ear plugs - the MoD ordered all band members to wear ear plugs to prevent former soldiers taking legal action claiming their hearing had been impaired.
f) fireman poles - banned as fireman may chaffe their hands and thighs using them
g) guy fawkes - Ilfracombe Rugby club banned traditional bonfire night
h) hanging baskets - suffork councillors turfed them out in case they fell from lamp posts and injured the public.
i) intimacy - Callington Community College, Cornwall, head teacher ordered pupils to stop hugging each other, as "victims" could be hugged against their will
j) jump - council of Fife, banned bouncy castles because of number of kids who injure themselves.
k) kite - Fylde council banned stunt kites after a member of public was injured
l) loo roll holder - Sheffield civil service chiefs - ordered staff to take care during lav breaks due to germs lurcking on bathroom furnishings
m) mistletoe - a union guide adviced managers not to place mistletoe in case it encouraged sexual harassment at christmas parties
n) nursery - nursery staff banned from administering plasters to children in case of allergic reactions
o) obesity - trolleys and lifting equipment must be used by pall bearers to carry heavy corpses in case they injure themselves
p) playing football - Leicestershire councillors banned footie and kickabouts which are a danger to public and offenders are fined £100
q) qualified BBC staff are banned from changing light bulbs, call in qualified staff for the job, cost £10 a bulb
r) race - Shoreham East Sussex, axed a bath tub race held every year for 35 years for charity due to concerns over safety
s) sling shot - catapults can now only be sold as part of fishing tackle, in case anyone is hurt with one
t) tea and toast - Rotherham, playgroup moms banned from serving tea and toast in case of scalds and burns
u) uniform - Stockport, head teacher ordered pupils to wear clip on ties to avoid strangulation
v) veterans - North Yorkshire - old soldiers not allowed to march unless they had public liability insurance and organised stewards in fluorescent jackets to police the event
w) water - half of school children banned from playing with water in case it becomes contaminated
x) x ray - students to go through metal detectors to ensure they are not carrying weapons
y) yo yo - two cautious head teachers banned these dangerous toys
z) zzzz - fireman are allowed 3 hour rest during 15 hour night shift but are forbidden from nodding off in case it causes an accident when responding to a 999
Ok then and on that note I best stop staring at the screen and typing as it could cause strain.
I'm most disapointed about fireman not using poles anymore
another fantasty dashed
do you think they rebuild all depot to be one storey, cos surely running down stairs is more dangerous..........................
Tee Hee Diana
Seems like you're not the only one into poles.. allgood
Sharp Debbie Sharp beautiful
:emot19:
Diana what is this pole dancing about......
No need to roll around laughing Barbara.I wanted Debbie to take pole dancing lessons with me.Thought it a cool idea at our age. beautiful
I think it is a good thing, will keep you off the streets
Now now girls . . . I will bring a pole with me to the reunion . . . :auguri1:
Diana and Debbie :emot26:
Looks like you will have to get going and start lessons, grab
Hey, when did I get dragged into this? notfair
Debbie
If you lok back a few posts you will see who got you involved, she cannot do it on her own
allgood
Barbara
girls be careful you don't chaffe your thighs.
:yeah3:
Seems like we have a show to look forward to! bravo Keep up those lessons, never mind the thighs - I mean, as Keith is going to bring the pole, you cannot dissapoint him and not use it.
Is Keith's pole gonna be big, strong and long enough, teehee
So pole dancing shoes are on the christmas list then.
Yip them shoes are a must.I still think it's a cool idea,be it comic more than erotic.I believe there is such a thing as pole dancing parties. (like a tuperware party) Trying to get Debbie to have one.Regarding Keiths pole, well what is it they say about short men. :auguri1:
hey keith. I believe these girls realy respect you. keep it going.
And to think it all started with an innocent comment from Barbarak..."I'm most disapointed about fireman not using poles anymore,
another fantasty dashed"
Now we're on to "chafing thighs" and Keith bringing along his "short or long pole"
allgood
At first I didn't know what kind of pole you meant. It seemed a lot more personel. So I was wondering, why all the girls know about ...
Okay! forget it.
:emot19:
Well........ a lot of things start out with something innocent...........
:ciupa1:
no matter, the show must go on, and Keith must bring the pole, long or short and everyone who got them dancing shoes for a prezzie --- drag along the bag (bring the white-bearded old man along if he does'nt wanna let go) :emot33:
and back to fireman - did you see in the original post that they are banned from nodding off during a 15 hour shift -
sounds like a 999 to me
Nevermind the firemen,I'm sure what ever pole Keith brings will be just cool,fine.Debbie it was you,you tee hee'd me about the pole beautiful
Does this mean that Keith is also not allowed to nod off ? ......... while holding the pole ( He he he) :36_2_35:
Excuse me. Our show will definetly keep him awake regardless of what his doing with his pole. It is his pole his bringing it after all. beautiful
... so it's his personal pole then after all. Sheesh!! om has changed since the 70s
georg nobody said anything about it being personal - maybe Keith has a mobile pole for such occasions - being a ladies man ....
I think in the 70's there were poles in OM also - must be , 'cos there were also lot'sa ladies men way back then. Very mobile....... the poles and the men........
and from the BBC - today ----No-one is exactly sure how many Poles are here, but the City Council estimate it could be as high as 20,000.
and the crimes rising
Believe this if you might my husband is actually in the pole making business.All diameters from 63 to 90 they wooden so we may get splinters along with the chaffing.I think we'll stick to Keith's stainless steel one.Hope its not a crime
Me thinks we confusing poor Georg'y boy here. beautiful
or Diane - hey hello, Julie got it
I MAY JUST HAVE A HEADACHE :nono1:
don't beat yourself up honey - the poles are invading UK at the rate that you in SA experience with other african nation :emot112:
Ag so what's a few splinters in the thighs - that's compared to the hampstring strains from doing the splits? :emot19:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (i sure hope so)
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (no comment)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(no kidding)
:emot19:
Okay girls numberone. . . settle down now . . . Keith will be bringing :emot98: his pole to the reunion beautiful . . . it isn't stainless steel :36_2_35:, it wont give you splinters in your thighs, it will be long, it will be hard, and hot, :caldo1: and it will be sturdy . . . grab!!
But, it won't be cheap :nono1:!!
Keith , you forgot to use :emot172:
Yeah . . .
For all my new girlfriends . . . :36_4_8:
And, one for the lads, who might be jealous . . . :emot172:
Goodnight from Canada!!
Keith.
gnite
Hey boys.
I'm still confused. Remember I'm German.
Let me try. The pole is probebly alunimium with warm water runing on the inside. And Keith, I understand you intend slipping down the pole with your tongue. You believe the pole is polished enough, not to get splinters?
Is this what Canada has done to you?
Do you intend staying there for ever? You should think about it.
Keith,Keith what do you mean charging us to use your pole.Wait till we come a dancing boobs
bravo well said Diane
Hey Diana,
dawoman
If you come boobs, I will be so cheap, I'll be free and ready to party discodance
BierSuip
You rock girls!!
To the guys . . . :emot172:
:36_4_8:
ready to party
whoa
Don't forget the Zimmerframes people......
:36_2_35:
Mike... :culo1:
You see debby, in real life you would'nt be able to do that, as you will need both your hands to hold onto your zimmerframe...
:emot19:
You can't pole dance with a zimmerframe MICHEAL.Got a wonderful little pole dancing handbook from Debbie for my B'day.They say you don't have to have the figure of a model to make a pole dance sexy,just confidence and attitude.I do believe that one day pole dancing will become an olympic sport :sorriso2:I shall have to post weekly tips on this new sport,so you can dance yourself fit and invigorate your love life discodance
MICHAEL... madashell
Technically you're right, my zimmerframe looks something like THIS.. motorbike
arse
I also want one of those motorbike
:nono1: Diana, we can't risk you hurting yourself on one of those, it will affect your dancing.
Have you had your first lesson yet?
Still reading: how to set your pole up and deciding on an outfit boobs
and nursing a tiny,baby headache :emot112:
oH shampies...
Just want to know...must I bring my own pole tomorrow to practice? yesno
I think so.We going to practice the "Tiger grind" and the"Snake arm" so warm up well. discodance
Oh goodie...The "tiger grind" is my favourite move. grab
See you at practice. gnite
:emot19: :36_2_35:
Hey girls.
The ideas you have sound great to a man. But I'm sure Keith means some other kind of pole dancing. Hey Keith ; P
arse laughpoint
...and don't forget there are 4 poles on a Zimmerframe...... you only have one bod? How you gonna do that one sisters?
:36_2_35:
beautiful
My dear Micheal you will just have to wait for the re-union and see.There,s a move called the"Arbour" could work well on 4 poles discodance
Boy Georg we wont burst Keith's bubble :gum1:now.We'll have him shacking his arse
its getting very technical now - gosh you gonna be able to charge for lessons soon, Diane
Quote from: Michael Alexander on November 18, 2007, 07:18:07 PM
...and don't forget there are 4 poles on a Zimmerframe...... you only have one bod? How you gonna do that one sisters?
:36_2_35:
beautiful
Help me Mike. Zimmer sounds german, okay! What's Zimmerframe?
the four legged walking frames old people use to get about with, sometimes have two wheels.
Do old germans shuffle about like this.
Okay. Got them in the psychiatry too.
But if you have enough small change you use the "electrical wheelchair" motorbike
Yep, and Diana seems to know way way toooo much about the pole dancing business for my liking, somebody is not telling us everything about themself.....
idontknow
dawoman
discodance
boobs
:emot19:
You realy don't want to get me going on bellydancing or skydiving.So we won't tell you
everything :nono1:
Yes, the participants in the forthcoming event have been very sweet about all of this - no hidden stuff that anyone has to know of before the time.
Now all we need to know - who's gonna be the "Muzo's" at the event? We already know what Keith (The Pole) will contribute.
poor Keith, his comment was innocent enough - but hey it was fun...........
Muzzo I thought I read about a bedrock band based in Omund somewhere, maybe they can contribute
Yes know well fine Keith should have known better then to take on a bunch of menopausal woman.Fortunately we know him rather well so he got off lightly. allgood :36_2_35:
Hi Diana
Practice was good last night...such fun boobs
You are a natural with the Tiger Crunch move. dawoman
I think next time we must not oil the pole...I really battled trying to keep my grip when doing the upside down move..
Got a helluva nob on my head this morning ...ouch! :emot112:
Looking forward to our next practice tomorrow night. laughpoint
Any clips to show us the show, Debby?
pls arse
:nono1: Boy George..
You will have to wait until we've perfected our moves...
THAT could take a loooooong time....
But keep your eye on this topic... :emot19_2: We'll update you on our progress. :wow1:
HEHEHEH!!!
boobs :buffo9:
Debbie I thought I told you not to use oil,the BOOK clearly says that unoiled skin causes better friction that helps you stick to the pole.PVC or leather works well as well. discodance Bruising is all part of this new venture.Hope the Barbara's are practicing their moves. I don't doubt for one minute that Daleen is. :36_2_35:
I'm sure you girls need help to get started. I'm ready if you need me.
pls
hahaha roll on the floor oh ok I'll concentrate and pay attention, roll on the pole oh I get it
may need some further instructions.
Get a pole and some PVC then watch this space.Pay attention now! :36_2_35:
Tonight I'm going to sew some velcro on my cozzie. Maybe then I won't slip around so much. numberone
When I did the snake move, I swung around so fast (with all the oil) that I nearly knocked myself unconscious on your tv cabinet...ouch!
:emot112:
Congratulations on taking the first step in joining a Pole Dance course with Pole Performers.
The following information will guide you in terms of what you need and what you can expect for lessons with us.
* Wear shorts, trainers and t-shirt
* No lotions or oils on skin
* No heels
* Bring water and a towel
* Please arrive early in time for warm-up / cool down
What time do the classes start... would hate to be late grab
it seems we have to practice on our own, Barbara - picking up snippets from Debs and Di as they go.... :yeah3:
OK.... will have to go out and buy a pole, the weather is too bad to use the washing line pole, which i would of done if it was summer. :caldo1:
would of given the neighbours something to talk about....Shame is would of been beautiful
oh yea, never thought of that.
it's the shorts I'm gonna need - as well as the pole.
shorts ....thats not a problem.. am going to need another pair of hands to get me up the pole
:emot19:
Now don't worry girls... boobsDiana has a solution to all these little problems. Just follow her instructions carefully and she'll have you pole dancing like a pro in no time. :yeah7:
Whooops sorry..the boobs did'nt come out.
Hi Debby
How are you
As i said only worried about getting up the slippery pole. I seen somewhere that you could master it at the bottom of the pole think that would suit me.....
I think what ever support we can manage will be grateful
I told you PVC or leather creates friction and helps you cling.
:clean4:
I am now thinking that valcro might be a good option and maybe some :gum1: !
Don't know what I'm doing wrong, but I've got bruise marks on my sholder blades idontknow
Listen I have 1 biiig problem, how the hell do you get to the TOP of the pole and actually stay there??? Diana??
Yvette,Yvette you not supposed to climb the pole,dance with the pole and around the pole.This dates back to an African tribal ritual,where the betrothed ladies would dance around a wooden symbol to show their fertility.The same applies to the maypole which is a pagan clelebration of fertility.Of course the disapproving voices can be heard,but we can silince them by learning a dance style,getting fit and having a real laugh...........and you all thought we were joking about this pole dancing effort. :emot19:
I was just wondering why this topic is full of female posting. Are the boys already in the "voyeur role" before it actualy get's started?
swink quickdop BierSuip
Okey dokey ladies,
What's all this talk about pole dancing dificulties . . . I'll provide the pole AND the dancing instructions!! arse yougogirl
Looking forward to our reunion!! bighug :auguri1:
Lots of best wishes,
Keith.
Hi boobs Diana
I really enjoyed the lesson last night. bighug It was fun!
Thanks for giving me the leg up.. itI think it helped me perfect my new move.
I'll take your advice and practise those arse butt clinches.
See you tomorrow night for the next lesson.
yougogirl practice,practice that all it takes.
You really don't need to provide instructions Keith we doung just fine. thnx
discodance
I'll Have to keep a special eye out on this topic....... I don't want to miss anything...er! Uhm! I oh! er, mean So that things don't get outta control.......
:emot172:
Pole Dancers :
So this is what Yvette, Diana, Debby and Dalene look like.
They won't "hit me from a chair". Sorry, German again
Doe biest deine kleine arse Boy georg thats the best german you gonna get out of me :36_2_35:
hey Kenny at least the boots are leather discodance
Watch this space for our next lesson
Okay then :tifo1: . . . no lessons will be given by the master pls, but belive me, the exam may be easier when it comes to test time!! numberone laughpoint
Hey Keith whats this adding degrees to your name (under Debbie B'day) "Master pole-dancer trainer" you actually just Keith "THE POLE" discodance I'm the one with the book :emot26: You just need to jump out the present
Hey Keith. I think the girls want us out of this topic.
OH NO Keith has the pole discodance
Woahwa!
Your husband must be out tonight.
Yup, Diana . . . I know I'm da "pole" guy!!
At the reunion, I will just jump out of the present and pull my :culo1: and shake my arse to make you want to quickdop yourself silly, even though you will have to admit I'm numberone!!
The guys will all be notfair and :pianto1:
And the girls will be daman and callme and beautiful and :36_4_8:
Looking forward to the reunion!!
Best regards,
Keith.
Keith.
You should be carefull! Don't promise to much. Maybe you should do more for tention, or all might end in....
BierSuip shooter madashell quickdop pls bighug pls shooter :caldo1: :emot77: notfair
Keith the pole!
Photograph supplied by Diana - taken in 1972?
Enjoy
Richard
:Weed_Spin_2:
Nice T-shirt Keith, But where's the pole?
laughpoint
Hi Ladies,
Are any of you ladies going for a "sack and crack" shave :36_2_35: before this big pole dance event?
WE don't have sacks, boet.
SIES Richard, we wear leather catsuits,helps create friction to keep us from falling off the pole.Safety regulations you know in our middle formative years.
@ Micheal, Keith was still wondering about poles in those days discodance
Debbie and I have been resting the past few days due to her bruising and my strained hammie.Will continue practice next week with "The Bow". This is a lovely pose that can be carried out anywhere around the pole,stand with your feet slightly apart facing the pole slide your hands down the pole as you bend forward.This is a nice easy move due to our injuries. cheers
Hey Diana boobs and Richard swink,
Thank you for providing the photo to Oppie . . . and thank you Richard for scanning and posting it. For the life of me, I cannot remember that rather interesting T-shirt :emot19: No wonder I struggled for girlfriends in those days . . . none of them wanted to go out with a Dork!! iknow :looser1: That's why I have to make up for lost ground with all my girlfriends :36_4_8:!!
So, how do you like the hairstyle . . . early 1970's university style, after my mother forced me to go fo a haircut. Heck, before I had my hair forceably cut, madashell I remember being asked for a dance by a GUY at one of the teenage dances in the youth club . . . nearly resulted in a yesno!!
Hey, Michael . . . the pole was still under development in 1973 idontknow. . . it is now fully developed and perfected for the ladies' pole-dance arse competition at the reunion next year!! Heh, heh, heh cheerup!!
I'm really looking forward to touching base with all you folks . . . !!
Best regards,
Keith bighug.
I'm younger than most of you okies in here, But trust me I live for the 80's and to an extent the 70's also, Bee Gee's And Supertramp....... and nobody seems to understand me anymore.....
bighug
@ Mike
Youre going on in life LOL notfair
Uncle Georg....... Yes. I know that, and I don't like that......... when we were 18 -35 years old, life was a party..... thereafter you start to realise that time is more important.......
Okie Goerg, I have to go braai next door, talk later....
:emot26:
From the active members here i seem to be a fossil madashell
But dont worry, still going strong allgood
stick to the pole discodance topic please!
Diana's 1st pole dance lesson at her 51st last Saturday.
See below: 1. Getting to know it. 2. Grip on the pole - lesson one.
Enjoy! dawoman
@ Richard
A good start with the lessons,
now we want to see more !!!!!! daman dawoman pls
I think it's time for the movie.
Diana! Diana! ....
Need a lot more practice Boy Georg,perhaps in years to come we could do one for the geriatric's at our old age home discodance
You guys have gotta be kidding me..... I thought you were all joking about this pole dancing shit..... but heck, what do you know...you guys are pro's....... forgive me...
cheers
cheerup
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 24, 2007, 04:56:54 PM
Need a lot more practice Boy Georg,perhaps in years to come we could do one for the geriatric's at our old age home discodance
Dont wait that long, you may risk a slipped disk yougogirl
Ja/No Micheal we kid you not,us old ducks are game for most things, discodance remember we grew up in the cool era. :Weed_Spin_2:
Good going Diana boobs It was good to see you on an amateur pole . . . just wait until the professional pole comes to town, then you girls can go nuts!! :buffo1:
NUTS you say! Are there squirrels as well? Thought you'd left us Keith,so I was selling my pole untill I say the cool icon of me that Micheal put on the smiley's. poledancing
Hey boobs Diana,
Keith, the pole, here . . . arse
I can't wait to see you doing the poledancing on my pole!!
Lots of love from,
That Canadian winter Polye-guy.
Keith, Debbie and I are to continue practicing again next week due to the fact that I have had no offers for my pole. It has come to my attention that Barbara Fry and Paula are also hard at wok practicing.Hope you have a re-enforced pole as apparently I bend them. poledancing discodance
My Dear Diana, you don't bend them. You permanently put them in a state of no return!
:emot172:
I'm sure them Canadians have a solution to that problem.It would be a imported pole. poledancing
Diane = I must confess I haven't got much further in my practice than trying on all the outfits, you are so cool - especially the shoes, how do we dance in them by the way I can hardly walk.
Droooooool!
shave
allgood
I'll do what needs to be done when I'm back on site fully. Have'nt forgotten about you lot and the show.
In the meantime - keep it up girls.
(Wow, and our Mikey has been jumping around with the updates on everything, I see.)
Hey girls, since when am I doing pole dancing??
remember that I'v got three boys - one is 20 and the twins are 16 and they are so protective of their mom that even when a male talks to me they are at him... iknow ... so there is no ways they will let their mom pole dance, I'd rather just dance and wait for the moment to see Mike pop out the box in a G-string laughpoint
Hey Paula. Which boys talk to you? I thought you girls were traing without boys in site. yesno
HELLO!!!! Georg, I'm not one of the pole dance, what's the matter with you! stay with the programe ;)
Whats with this Paula,Paula,Paula, Georg have you forgotten about us or WHAT. Do not scorn menopausal women if you value your........... madashell
Typical boys, first they........ bighug and then they......... boobs
ooohhh!!! Georg, you in trouble now, laughpoint never mind, give all your attention to the "menopausal women" now or they might star dishing slaps out! bighug
Sorry Diana. But as you see, everybody want's a piece of the cake. What should I do? I'm trying hard...
:buffo9:
hahahaha ek se niks!!! ( for a change)
Im think I understood that. My Afrikaans is realy bad. So if you want me out, you know how...
:cibo4:
Ja Paula you quite right we can dish slaps out AND get away with it. :sorriso2:
Boy Georg did your mother not teach you anything about women. You must read "The Womans Law Book" page: 13009 paragraph: 98 :sorriso2:
P.S> A bit touchy there Boy Georg there's a whole chapter on that in "THE LAW" book. bighug giverose.
By the way Paula you doing the opening number in our poledancing routine or would you rather jump out the present
This seems to be turning out to be a BIG show...
as big as your imagination, boy !
That's toooo big to handle.... cheerup
for whom, come on now -----
it seems I'm not just out numbered, I'm even surrounded.
Wait untill we start performing overseas.Promise our first stop will be Germany,I do believe anything goes there,then you can be our present jumper outer person,Boy Georg. Best be nice to us oldies else we'll get your dad to do it. discodance
poledancing
To find my whereabouts try the topic:
The whereabouts of Oranjemunders in looking for Oranjemunders.
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 04, 2007, 12:06:38 PM
Best be nice to us oldies else we'll get your dad to do it. discodance
Ok count on me, i ´ll be there yougogirl iknow
Just want to show you how hard I am working on this: - beneath is a photo of me in action (even put my leopard spot bikini on - that serious I am about practice). Ag pleez,
just don't tell me I'm too skinny to be wearing the outfit - you know I'm very sensetive .......... times are hard........
The outfit suits you, what bothers me though is the colour of your fingernail polish!
:36_2_35:
Great Dalene.
Dig the heart your holding. It improves the show so much. Don't believe anything anyone else says.
You look great Dalene,will put you down for "The Leopard Curl" movement.This is a nice raunchy number,so keep up the practice poledancing yougogirl
Our DEBBIE's very quiet,must have got stage fright since she's been in traction.Looks like we going to have to get Bev to replace heras our lead poledancing
(//)
Wait Wait...I'm still here, nearly recovered. I'm trying to post some of the pics I took at the last class. Will do so soon.
poledancing
That's exciting Debby.
fireworks dawoman arse swink :buffo9:
Hey Debbie and Diane did you see Keith promised a photo of his pole. Now I'm worried !
I saw that Barbs,don't worry I don't think it's to dangerous
danger was not what I was worried about, it's the mental vision that I have now and the possible scarring I may have to live with
haha imagination is a wonderful thing isn't it
Perhaps we giving him more credit than is due
Hey girls, e154
Give me some credit for length and strength, eh!!
poledancing
From that Canadian winter Poler Bear,
Keith arse
e154 Don't worry Keith we impressed bling1.
Well girls,Debbie and I have almost mastered our moves and will be taking a well deserved break untill 19th Jan 2008.I trust you are all practising up a storm as we will give a show beyond all expectations at the re-union. poledancing
Later in the year Michelle will have to get Michael to start practicing jumping out the present.
May you all have a great Christmas and New Year where ever you will be. xmastree fireworks
errr ummm, Posting this just to bring the topic up the ladder a bit before it disappears and everybody forgets how hard the ladies are woking towards the re-union. All to start practicing again on the 19th fireworks poledancing
Yes.
Note to self : get a stronger pole - you have gained all the kilo's that you said Yvette would - or start working out a little harder, otherwise you might end up looking like this dude below....
now that's a nice pic of you Dalene. Now we can see you better. Thanks!
Yeah, I personally like the undercoat hanging from my shoulders. Didn't the green colour come out nice?
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 07, 2008, 11:07:19 AM
Yeah, I personally like the undercoat hanging from my shoulders. Didn't the green colour come out nice?
I wasn't making fun of you. I realy meant YOUR photo.
I know it's hard to believe I'm not bull++++ing you... bling1
You got to be more specific Georg jr, you gunna get yourself into trouble!!
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beautiful : I know - thank you. Was only pulling your leg. Had to update my profile photo - cannot ignore all the wrinkles in the mirror, so you guys might just as well see them too. Will be less 'scary' when we meet at the reunion in Nov.
Flip that's quick thinking Dalene. yougogirl I've done the same. Ok ya all...let's see your pics without the bling1
Hey Debby.
I like your pic too. Time for me to take care of mine...
Why Thank you GeorgJr