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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => Dates,Birthdays & Events! => Topic started by: Michael Alexander on February 01, 2009, 07:04:31 AM

Title: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 01, 2009, 07:04:31 AM
Well, my dear Michele went off to her baby shower on Saturday afternoon, I lit the fire , poured a wee whisky and Stennie came around........ The my neighbour Chris Smit turned up with a log for the fire and a coolbox..... His wife had also deserted him for a Baby shower...... he heard the music and came over..... a few good pots later.... the gate opened and in walked the other neighbour, one Jack Wasserfal, his wife had also gone to the said baby shower.... he was alone...... he had gone to Chris 's house and heard the music..... SO there we were Stennie, Chris, Jack and a Mike..... having a few good pots..... the sun sank behind the tree;s to the west, the music got louder, the bottle of whisky dropped a level or two...... the beer cans filled the bin..... The kids got fed, the meat braai'd..... then the logs got piled on the fire and the blaze started.... the wifes returned for a cuppa in the kitchen... doors got closed..... fingers got pointed and the men were warned not to stay late...... but just as the BELLS toiled at the last drop..... Stennie organised a WHITE HORSE...... a really large white horse...... we were heading for a rough evening, horses and bells n' all......... out came the grape mampoer...... party trick on the fire...... flames everywhere....... Wow!  it was a really pleasant night..... but Stennie should come and fetch his White Horse......
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 01, 2009, 07:05:09 AM
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Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Bertie Horak on February 01, 2009, 08:14:14 AM
Awesome!  The unplanned braais are always the best.  And it looks like you had perfect weather as well!
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 01, 2009, 09:07:07 AM
Stennie, I am not allowed to keep this White Horse, Head office instructions...... You better come and fetch it sometime..... otherwise we can open it at your Birthday Party next weekend......   numberone    :ciupa1:   ill-3d
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 01, 2009, 10:09:39 AM
All braai's should be unplanned.....the best.
I see Shadow has grown a lot and looking good.....the best dogs  policedog-small
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
The leprechaun has only 2 questions - What's a white horse? and What time is the party next weekend?  :auguri1:
I could pop out of the cake......... SURPRISE ..........  image281
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on February 01, 2009, 04:47:45 PM
White Horse is whiskey even I knew that,,,,but then there is a bottle of the stuff in one of the pictures
Shows you how much notice they take or does everyone have a hangover from last night.
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 04:48:30 PM
Scrap that first question - I enlarged the pics and now know what a white horse is.............now back to that birthday cake...
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 01, 2009, 04:51:25 PM
My good wife has told me that I have to phone me braai mate Stennie and tell him to come and collect his horse... before it causes some serious damage...

It's a good thing we could'nt find straws last night, otherwise that bottle might have seen it's arse....
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Rhona on February 01, 2009, 04:54:00 PM
You could always hide the bottle in the cake with me.............
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on February 01, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
wish i could have an unplanned braai here......started snowing earlier on.....Everything here has to be planned and even thhen the weather is unpredictable

Good Wife
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: SandyB on February 01, 2009, 09:12:12 PM
Unplanned .. so much fun... excepting the morning after .. we did one on friday evening .. nice weather .. braai chat .. decked too much red wine  and saturday  was a quite day ,,  ouch !!
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on February 02, 2009, 01:27:23 PM
Geez Michael. Are OM wifes always that hard towards their husbands. Just leaving you on your own whilst going for a shower...
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Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Patricia Lotte on February 03, 2009, 03:49:26 AM
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on February 02, 2009, 01:27:23 PM
Geez Michael. Are OM wifes always that hard towards their husbands. Just leaving you on your own whilst going for a shower...
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Yeh ... yeh ... we know Junior ... younever shower without your wife ... ha ha
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 03, 2009, 04:58:54 AM
You're allowed to shower with your wife? On what page of the marriage booklet is that, I missed that part.....   grab(1)
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 03, 2009, 06:20:34 AM
You've been to long in the desert Michael.....chapter 13.....page 265.    Available at Exclusive Books.
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: georg ruf jr. on February 03, 2009, 06:53:08 AM
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ha ha
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Patricia Lotte on February 03, 2009, 09:28:00 AM
Just don't buy the copy that's in the bookshop just around the corner from Diana's place as she tore out that page to read more about it ... image201
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on February 03, 2009, 09:37:53 AM
My Icons aren't downloading so I'll just type..........LOL
Title: Re: The Unplanned Braai!
Post by: Shannon Alexander on February 08, 2009, 10:39:00 AM
Groot ouma  Chris(Chris) children came, so us girls had fun in the fish pond and pool  :wow1: