So for all the generations of kids in Oranjemund, lets give us some stories of all the mischief that you use to get up too, from the days in Mikes time when hand buzzers were evil (1600's) to the present. I would love to add something but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang....
"but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang.... "
Oh. the first "Oranjemund Suicide Bomber"
Quote from: Kenny Ramage on August 23, 2007, 08:36:47 PM
"but I am saving it for one day in the not so distant future when I can actually escape this town... going out with a bang.... "
Oh. the first "Oranjemund Suicide Bomber"
Cool............
Five years ago, on a Thursday, I was 5 mins late for work... maaaaan I be bad ass
Oh please Paul, you're late for work every morning! And then you spend most of your morning in Spar - what do you do at Namdeb again?
OK, let me try again... each night, at about 21:00 (after Mike and Michelle have been asleep for at least and hour) I hop over Mikes fence and pull out a single blade of grass... I'm sick of their garden looking better than mine... so I figure.. in time and in a manner so subtle, they'll eventually live in a desert ... bwaa ... bwaaa. bwaaaa haaaaa (wrings hands in menecing fasion, strokes Persian - "Persian" is the name of my secretary)
Didn't someone already do the suicide bomber thing when they blew up the petrol station, technically the dude was a accidental suicide bomber.... what a dumb ass
Gee, thanks Paul - is that a compliment?
Me thinks we're gonna have to put up the barbed wire this week-end!
Oh well, at least when someone tries to break in they'll trip over you in the garden.
Do you enjoy playing dodge the pop-up and doggy doo?
You mean that wasn't chocolate bars your kids dropped on the grass ????? -- Uuyurgh
David, do you mean, wrong bomber, with the wrong bomb in the wrong place at the wrong time?
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Quote from: Paul Alexander on August 24, 2007, 09:27:07 AM
I hop over Mikes fence and pull out a single blade of grass...
Pull Out??? Don't you mean smoke.........and dare I say, not just a blade...... ::) :P
Never just a blade.... only double bladers here ;D
I won't contribute too much to this topic, as I am still living here and still need to stay for 4 more years...
Suffice to say , Neil, Paul and myself would enter the rec club hall on a saturday afternoon, whne the place was closed down, armed with an empty 2lt coke bottle and a hosepipe, enter the bar area of the hall, the shuuters were just a big grid, with enough room to fit a hosepipe against the optics and wala! 4 minutes later you had a portent cocktail of brandy, whisky, cane and vodka.....
Ouch!
;)
BAD GIRLS............Heather and Kirsten Bell, Claire and Kathleen Mc Cullagh.
Drawing on a car - but not just any car. A brand new Green one.
And yes we got caught and told lies, and got caught out telling lies.
Parents beat the crap out of us.
SORRY
Hi Guys, naughty buggers the lot of you.........me i was an angel..never did anything wrong except..... in the early 70,s a few foreman i think tried starting their Company transport with a few potatoes up the exhaust that was funny,but i will rather not tell what shit HUGO caused but that is another story... chiaw
Anything i say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I PLEAD THE FIFTH !
Daryll, it's fine to plead the 5th, but can you count to five?
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HIDE AND SEEK WAS ALWAYS A PROBLEM.........
methinks daryll is still tripping after last nights rave!
:D
rave ?? whats a rave
Darryl - you won't be getting any sleep anyway for the next couple of years - Oh and there will be no more raves for you I'm afraid...
Congrats Boet - and welcome to the club. ;D
how about that manual now
Hey Darryl, congratulations! I guess you'll need part two for the manual as well - it is all about kids!
PART 2 !!!!!! what happened to part one
Oh dear, you really do have a lot to learn don't you! I suggest you get some tips from the likes of Mike, Paul and Warren, they should all have years of experience by now! Mike seems to think he is the worst off because he married an English woman!
um well to be honest i think we all think we have it worst
Congrats Darryl , hope it's quintuplets... that would be four hey :)
Crikey, is Darryl pregnant? ;D
Ha Kenny - it was difficult to tell because he was always round... But now things have gone pear-shaped. ;)
I see the only reason Warren had children so was that they could help Denise with the monthly shopping. They're far too small to be pushing such heavy trolleys! Who had the number for Social Services again? Oh hell, that was Warren wasn't it!
if there are four i shall be a touch shocked . but hey that means there is a good chance that one might actually be male. a part warren didnt read in the manual
CHAPTER 3: MAKING A BOY
Hi Daryl
Congrats to you and Anzelle. So, you realised that you can use that "thingy" for something other than just to wee wee with???
When is the baby due?
Send my regards to Anzelle.
i think its due in may
That manual was recalled due to a misprint, I hope you eat lots of beetroot! ;)
This thread is about the naughty things you have done in Oranjemund, not about the naughty things Darryl has done in his bedroom...... Focus people......
its called 'getting some' dave
try it someday
Your'e a married man so I am rather just gonna keep my mouth shut about the last comment.....
OK, I'm back from extended business trips etc... miss me????
I recon mine was setting fire to the first street (or was it second street) bushes and then blaming the Dooris boys, running them into their parents and getting their dad to smack them around....
Driving my car into the river was also pretty naughty but it only affected me and my (till then) upstanding reputation
Oh and Mike... so thats how you got the booze from the Rec Club Bar...
Oooooh and there was the night in a drunken state me and some unamed mates broke every single glass object in Palm Court and then chucked some of the platic furniture into the town pool... *geez what a dickhead* and now we spend all our time talking about how the kids of today are out of control
this will test you all in the know,one sunny sunday afternoon in om,niall bennett,norman buckley ,brian ayre,and my good self decided to take a wonder ,we heard that there had been an accident on the mine and the poor deceased were lying in the mortuary,stories were circulated at school that some of the bodies were still alive because someones parents told them that periodicly they would sit up on the slab,time to check this out we thought,so off we went,found no joy in this story,so off to venture further,i found the masons lodge window open,this all at a time that ,unbeknowing to me,my father harry had applied to the masons to join,us boys entererd the lodge and proceeded to ransack the place,cooldrinks and spirits galoure,yissess we got lekker dronk,only for mr edgar selby to see us on our way home,f**k we got it the next day at nialls house,ppj kruger ordered a family meeting,we all got a lekker twatting,needless to say my dad was denied enrance to the lodge,thankfully he never found out why ,because my mother kept it from him,thanks mom,ps ppj kruger cut an awsome figure when in uniform and had his stick tucked under his arm,fair man on reflection,god rest his soul,nice guy when you were good ,
The L0dge has had it's fair share of break ins over the years... the place is fortified like Fort knoxx now, but what they do these days is break in through the roof, stole HIFI and booze......they hav'nt been back for a few years, but there is a surprise in store for them next time they move in through the roof, because it's a low ceiling roof with about a 30cm clearance between the ceiling boards and the outside roof, but a massive swarm of bee's have moved into that roof and somebody that breaks into that roof next time is gonna get stung...in a big way.... ;D
Jeez Paul, that's quite a list... I don't remember any of that stuff. It must have happened while I was at home studying or reading poetry.
So it turns out that my dad was right, you were an out of control hooligan who shoulda been behind bars...
Well lookey here, if it isn't one of my unamed mates.... (see my previous entry)...
Warren, don't even get me started on talking about "Jimmy", some of us would probably wind up somewhat unemployed if I did... har har...
Paul, I remember a night when we broke glassess at Palm Court, I remember talking about this topic to my Afrikaans Teacher as a subject of "what we did over the holidays" she was not impressed.......I felt stupid afterwards but one of us had to be so call "cool" "not!!!!"
Likewise Shazz, I feel like a right twat now, but at the time it was all yeeeeee haaaaaa... if I recal we were venting our anger at having to go back to boarding school the next day!!!!
Idiots!!!
Hmmm what a tough choice to make.
It has to be the time my brother and I decided to test the sprinklers in the 5th avenue park. The sprinklers were not connected at the time, so we decided to see how far the jet of water from the hydrant would go. The hydrants in those days were these 2" semi-submerged taps that the owambo greenskeeper would open with a special tool. We managed to open the hydrant fully, and after marvelling at the spray of water, decided to close it again. Thats were things went horribly wrong. No matter what we tried we just couldn't get it closed again! The water sprayed for nearly two full days before somebody took action and switched it off.
By then the complete park was flooded, and there were thick streams of muddy gunk flowing into all the adjoining streets. Sorry CDM.
That's what happened at shepards neck once. In the ensd we stayed in a mosquito plague for three days...
Were you caught? We weren't.
Okay! Have to tell more.
The person taking care of the green left the water running. The water and mosquitoes were there when we got there...
We weren't naughty in that case.... bling1
I bet u'r just saying that because your dad's on the forum laughpoint