Now so many times I read the news here in this haven called the R of SA .. and really some of it realy makes me go trex-073 .. when I read of the shabby man financial advisor to JZ release on medical parole my heart sunk .. I was starting to draft a humorous letter about his " terminal condition " seems somebody with same thoughtline beat me to it .. its hilarious and yet sad in that its a parody of what really goes down in this country ... so yes when I read it I went cat3
read and enjoy ....
SHAIK SURVIVES FIRST NIGHT AT HOME, BUT TERMINAL CONDITION WORSENS
DURBAN. Convicted fraudster Schabir Shaik has reportedly survived his first night back in his luxury Durban mansion after serving 84 days of his 15-year prison sentence. Shaik's doctors have confirmed that he is in the final stages of a terminal condition called "life", and that the condition is irreversible. "We can only pray he makes it through the next 30 years," said one.
Shaik's medical parole ended the former businessman's harrowing prison ordeal, during which he spent 220 out of 304 days in a private hospital.
However Shaik's personal physician and longtime friend, Dr Kildare Scott-Free, told journalists this morning that Shaik's prognosis was "very grim".
"Prisoners only get medical parole if they are in the final stages of a terminal condition," said Scott-Free.
"In Schabir's case, the ANC-approved parole board found that the condition in question was an awful and debilitating disease that we in the medical fraternity call 'life'."
He said that "life" had a zero-percent survival rate.
"Sufferers usually die within about 80 years of contracting the condition," he explained.
He confirmed that Shaik had survived his first night back at home, but that the condition had worsened slightly.
"Each day that goes past the sufferer loses about 24 hours," explained Scott-Free.
"Last night it was touch and go," he said. "At one point he couldn't find the remote for the plasma screen and his blood pressure shot up.
"But we managed to calm him down by showing him his latest bank statement."
Shaik recently received R5-million from the state as compensation for interest lost when his assets were seized following his convictions.
However Scott-Free said that last night's emergency was a grim sign of things to come.
"We can't always be there to give him the remote and remind him how rich he is," he said.
"The outlook isn't good. I'm not sure Schabir will make it through the next 30 years.
"This really is the end."
Meanwhile the ANC has denied that it fast-tracked Shaik's parole because Jacob Zuma was running short of cash and needed "a little pick-me-up until payday".
Would be really funny if it were'nt so true...............
Maybe someone should go help him on his merry way so he doesn't have to suffer, any Vets out here???
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How long will that carry on ??????
Well if the Vet is a good one it should not take to long!!!!
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Like i said Mike ,, its a sad parody of what really goes down ... next thing you know the " terminally ill ' man would be snuck out of the country on airforce one .. and nicely settled in malaysia ?? trex-073 find a good vet please somebody ...
Well done .. Dr Naidoo a cardioligist at the last hospital that old shabby was at for opening his mouth and saying that he peronally discharged shabby in November last year as he regarded him as fit enough to return to prison ... despite that by some miracle the shabby shake was kept at the same hospital till his medical parole .. .. he now today says he now fears reprisal ... dont blame him .. there is a blanket of silence and the hospital will only allow communication through its by now "ANC approved spokespersons " ... ha ha .. It takes my mind back to many years ago in the 80's a certain Dr Wendy Orr spilt the beans on the district surgeons in the eastern cape because she as an intern could not abide the cruelty and medical cover up on horrbly tortured political prisoners .. she had a conscience and could not do cover up it goes against the hippocratic oath and common human decency ... she was deep in the shyt for that one indeed in fact was lucky she too was not locked up in those dark days when if you opnend your mouth you were an enemy of the state .. a K... boetie .. a Kommunis ... whatever label of fear they could attach ... but make no mistake by the amount of silence and cover up that Thabob Mugabeki really started and his now predesseors and in fact the ANC as a whole .. we should be getting very worried ... its heading back to those dark old days where people will be scared to open their mouths for fear of reprisal or being locked up .. observe the only members of the ANc that have ever really been fired are those that did not toe the party line and instead talked their conscience .. take Ms Routledge ,, she dared to oppose Dr Manto beetroot of the fried liver ... she got the boot and was suddenly hounded for ' unpaid debts " unlike the party line faithful of the travelgate scandal that even after being found guilty or admitting guilt still warm their seats in parliament ... its a f... joke .. and yes scary ... modify .. spell check ..oops
As I once said not so long ago......The more things change the more they just stay the same. yellocard