Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and
eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Jacob, and a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Jacob's bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer Trevor's amazement, Jacob had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Trevor was so proud of Jacob, he entered him in the Polokwane Country Fair and Jacob became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded Jacob the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Jacob was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Do you perhaps know a Politician called Jacob?
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I've got a friend called Jacob Kruger...... rooster
I have a mortal enemy called Jacob Zuma aka kangaman rapist , "father" of Julius Malema . fraudster , tax evader , and yes I forgot clown albeit a dangerous one --- so many things that should bar him from public office yet he rides a wave of misplaced popularity that seems to coat him with teflon ... I go back to the article I posted on everyone casting their vote ... you must cast , every single one against will make some difference ... I read the sunday papers while having brunch and yes it all just makes one sick ... mismanagement of SABC that went unquestioned ( I know why but will not utter for fear of being called a bitter disempowered whitey which I am not ) mismanagement of SAA and the head honcho gets a quiet gloden handshake to send him quietly away ( again we know the reason ) NPA considering dropping charges against JZ .. if that happens all rule of law will dissolve as the simple folk will see it as " well if we bully enough riot enough we can get away with anything and if they can get away why cant we ?? in fact our very constitution would have been violated and damaged forever ...
We .. each average hard working citizen are accountable for our sucesses and failiures .. yet it seems the ANC and its crony network are above that and remain unaccountable ...
And something I forgot to add ... One of the reasons touted for dropping charges against rooster Jacob is that it will cost too much ?? Huh Duh / !! hammer these idiots have squandered millions already .. ... and yes I dont mind if every cent of my HARD EARNED TAX RAND goes toward ensuring due justice and at least some closure on this mess happens and yes hopefully he is removed from public life ... give the idiot a handsome pension so that he can retire and try keep his many wives happy ... at least he out of the way ...