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Title: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Billy Struthers on May 01, 2009, 12:08:23 AM
It Didn`t take long did it ? ha ha
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Bertie Horak on May 01, 2009, 04:41:57 AM
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Yes Billy, nothing like a tragedy to get people laughing....
I also received an sms last night from a "friend" regarding the swine flu. Unfortunately too graphic to repeat here.  I'll replace one word with the word "kissed", use your imagination and you'll know how the sms actually read...

"... I have booked you in for the swine flu test.  I know you haven't been to Mexico, but boy oh boy, have you kissed some pigs in your time!...."
What a friend, hey?
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: toonfandangl on May 05, 2009, 11:49:23 AM

Hello1

Its quite funny this swine flu epidemic as they call it,

OK not for the people that have it or will get it my apologies and no offence to them.

Have you noticed the media its like a shark feeding frenzy.

Might not be in Oranjemund but here in OZ Jeez up until a few days ago they were telling us to
stock up on food and water, because we were all going to have to stay in doors

Have the shotgun loaded and ready DON'T PANIC ..........well just a little bit if you like.

Wonder what happens when the real S*** hits the fan  ape whatever



Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: SandyB on May 05, 2009, 07:12:31 PM
All I know is I would avoid air travel ..  to save on fuel cost they  recirculate the air  many times .. imagne one  infected person  on board ,,  in the good old days when they  allowed  smoking on board aircraft  thy hd to  refresh the air a damm sight more ... anyhow I'm damm sure tobacco smoke is a good fumigant .. ..   ha ha
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: toonfandangl on May 06, 2009, 08:26:43 AM


Sandy one thing for sure about this swine flu, is that its taken all the serious news!!!!!!!! and I use the word serious news
with a pinch of salt off the front page.

You can bet your granny's back teeth there is someone making money out all this !!!! stock market PHARMACEUTICALS,
BIRD FLU,  SARS,  INFLUENZA.

Hello to you Billy Struthers I just noticed you are in Brisbane not a bad place to be, I think the media however has given up on this we are not all staying indoors.

After saying all this I bet I get the bloody flu...............  ill-3d






   
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: SandyB on May 06, 2009, 12:50:18 PM
A   joking look back  to  what was it in  2006  ??  the  avian flu ??  remember I had stored this  cartoon ////  enjoy
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Billy Struthers on May 09, 2009, 08:16:14 AM
Might not be in Oranjemund but here in OZ Jeez up until a few days ago they were telling us to
stock up on food and water, because we were all going to have to stay in doors
Brisbane is great at this time of the year ,I think Toonfangdang we have been reading the same Courier mail newspaper the Aussies are really anal about the virus as you said there are companys out there milking this for alls it worth :nono1:
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: toonfandangl on May 09, 2009, 10:22:23 AM

bravo

Well we finally made it,

I had thought we had missed the boat on this one we are officially 26th in the world

SWINE FLU it was announced today in the NEWS we have a lady that traveled from the
good old USA has had swine flu.

According to news source's,
The woman, who arrived in Brisbane on Thursday on flight QF16 from Los Angeles, began experiencing symptoms while in the US on April 27 and had recovered before returning to Australia.

She identified herself to a nurse at Brisbane Airport and was given a mask, swabbed and asked to remain in isolation.she has been allowed to go on to relatives



Its all Like global warming and climate change !!!!!! Oops did I hear a cash register  image19









Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Michael Alexander on May 12, 2009, 09:20:18 PM
Bah! Hambug ! 20 times more people die in the Caprivi Strip in Namibia from malaria than and all the people who die worldwide from Swine flu.....

rooster
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Patricia Lotte on May 14, 2009, 04:49:27 AM
Planet of the Apes is so outdated ... here's the 2009 re-make ...
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on May 14, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
In my humble opinion.... if the immunity system is affected already then any kind of flu tends to be kind of a swine and can kill ....  !
Title: Re: Swine Flu ....it didn`t take long?
Post by: Billy Struthers on May 14, 2009, 11:03:40 PM
ha ha ! fantastic photo Patricia  ha ha  ha ha  ha ha  dawoman