This one is in Afrikaans but I will try to translate.
Old lady walks to town.
Every now and then she stops and touch her head, breast and private parts.
A young man ask her if something is wrong...?
She answers him...
No... it's my shopping list.
A head of cabbage, 2 liters milk and something nice for the old man
TANNIE LOOP DORP TOE. STOP ELKE NOU EN DAN EN VAT AAN
HAAR KOP,BORSTE EN KOEKIE.
JONG MAN VRA LATER IS IETS FOUT?
NEE, DIS MY INKOPIE LYS.
KOOLKOP, 2LT MELK EN IETSIE LEKKER VIR DIE OOM!