DEEP THOUGHTS
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once --
Or twice.
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I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart.
Now what?
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Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses
Sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible
And I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home,
And when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the
Freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height --
Which varies
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I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
Man who can't get his pants off.
Stick with this one George...................................... image04
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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