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ORANJEMUND DISCUSSIONS! => Oranjemund Bush Telegraph! => Topic started by: Michael Alexander on January 23, 2010, 05:46:00 AM

Title: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 23, 2010, 05:46:00 AM
I started to swim my lengths again this year and was involved in a conversation with a chap close to the pool industry in Oranjemund......

I was astonished to see that the blue tile ring around the town pool was filthy, The source informed me that the contractor was busy scrubbing the pool walls about 2 and a half months ago and then suddenly stopped and never returned.....

The diving board has been closed of with road tape as it is rusted and in dire need of repair, I was also told that the request for this repair job had been submitted more than two weeks ago.....

The source in the pool industry also muttered that one of the boilers has also been standing since November last year, also awaiting attention. (I actually prefer the cold water, the colder the better for an enlarged chap like me....)

The chap went on to point out that when I go to the pool I must notice that there are now 2 hosepipes filling up the pool, almost running 24/7 ........ (There use to be one) ... this is due to a leaking pipe underground that they suspect might have rusted through..... this was also brought to the attention of the higher order a while ago...... still nothing.....

The source went on to say that we had to remember that there is not that many attractions to keep the kids in this town occupied and that the town pool is central to keeping the kids entertained......

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Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: pam spackman on January 23, 2010, 09:56:45 PM

msn emoticon (68)That is so sad Mike to let our beautiful pool go like that......
We use to be up at the pool every day and of course the kids loved it as
am sure they still do
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 27, 2010, 04:28:08 PM
Well there was a guy scrubbing the tiles at the pool.... the Garden guy was also there spraying weed killer..... I had a look at the broken diving board..... Seems that the bracket holding the actual board in place has rusted away, reckon Hein Van Eerden could repair that in about an hour at a good rate.......  Ahem! Cough! cough!

swink
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 28, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
Whilst swimming this morning, I found the crack..... SO men in BLACK ......LISTEN up....  are-you-there

ON THE SHALLOW END,
IN THE MIDDLE OF WALL on the EAST
There is a half a metre long crack running down the wall....

Thanks.....

Ps.... wonder how many litres of H2O escape out there,,,,, and where does it go to?
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Clint Ebstein on January 28, 2010, 04:52:44 PM
are you sure you did not make the crack when you jumped in-Oinks
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on January 28, 2010, 05:15:51 PM
Clint. Mike A would make a crater, not just crack the side of the pool...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!   image201 image21 image201
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Rhona on January 28, 2010, 05:55:43 PM
Play nice guys.......  thumper
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on January 29, 2010, 05:44:45 AM
Rhona my dear, WE ARE PLAYING NICE..............!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 29, 2010, 10:54:39 AM
At least I have all my hair, unlike Old Mike and Clint , who is rapidly gaining on the old timer......... Oh! and I can still swim/........ crack and all......

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Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on January 29, 2010, 05:34:11 PM
Son in law, less of the "OLD MIKE" bit please and have respect for the older generation.........

Do you swim or does all your blubber wobble and move you around
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 29, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
 image201  sharp Mike V sharp
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 30, 2010, 05:53:44 AM
I have all this blubber to enable me to be one with the water..... what's your shiny head for then?
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on January 30, 2010, 09:30:50 AM
So that the sun reflects off it and blinds everyone else...!!!  image21
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Rhona on January 30, 2010, 09:50:47 AM
@Mike V - at this side of the world they'd say ''I'm not bald - that's a solar panel for a sex-machine!!!''  sorriso2
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 30, 2010, 09:53:06 AM
 image201     
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 30, 2010, 10:44:29 AM
Sex machine? Ha.... I think not...... everybody knows that big men can er...uhm "swim" well....

woo_hoo
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Skinny on January 30, 2010, 04:14:36 PM
So they swam and swam all over the dam.... Hello Kelvin james laughpoint
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on January 31, 2010, 12:50:41 PM
Good one Rhona, at least I'm not like Mike A who HAS to shave his hair off every now and then..............

Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Alfred Boehme on January 31, 2010, 02:45:31 PM
Mike A pls let me know when you go to the pool the two of us should not be there together the pool will overflow


laughpoint
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: toonfandangl on February 01, 2010, 05:16:31 AM



Spent many weekends in that pool my oldest son learnt to swim there...........................bloody shame on the authority's to let it get into such a state!!



Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 04, 2010, 11:41:32 AM
Sources in the water can now confirm that there has indeed  been a number of measurements being taken and a inspection around the walls of the swimming pool during the last 48 hours.....

Er.... don't forget the diving board.....

... and the broken manhole covers along 6th and 5th avenue and the one behind Spar....

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Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 05, 2010, 11:30:30 AM
 :emot112_2:

Went for my morning splash in the town pool....... and was really impressed to see that the diving board is once again in action..... great stuff......... thanks to the men in black!

swink

People connected with the aquatic entertainment industry also informed me, that the town pool would be closed for a month sometime in the future to implement urgent repairs.......

yes1
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on February 05, 2010, 01:59:52 PM
I hope you didn't jump off it and break it again Mike A..........
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 05, 2010, 02:43:36 PM
Oh Shiney One...!   daman  I will wait till the cracks have also been repaired before I attempt that....

Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on February 05, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
Keep me posted on that one.................. blubber whale   image21
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 09, 2010, 11:28:43 AM
I see the painter is busy in the town pool today and the diving board was painted this colour....

(http://www.idna.com.au/assets/images/Blue_Block.gif)
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on February 09, 2010, 11:36:45 AM
Are you having a blue day Mike A ..........???????????   image21
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 11, 2010, 05:11:43 PM
Here's the snap of the above mentioned blue item...
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: Michael Alexander on February 11, 2010, 05:12:45 PM
Is it just me or did'nt there use to be 4 benches in the boys changing room at the town pool? what happened to the other 2?
Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: toonfandangl on February 15, 2010, 12:00:29 PM



:culo1:

Oh Shiney One...!     I will wait till the cracks have also been repaired before I attempt that....

Mike!!!! grass does not grow on busy streets.............................................. image04



Title: Re: Oh! Whoa Betide the Town Pool!!!!
Post by: SandyB on February 15, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
Mike  you  should  understand .. those benches have  been " relocated '  true  living in africa  style and now  most probably grace someones braai area ,,,   catmusic