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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => The Joke Corner for all => Topic started by: Mike Voden (RIP) on June 11, 2010, 11:07:42 AM

Title: Climate Change
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on June 11, 2010, 11:07:42 AM
Climate change

50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants

40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup

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Title: Re: Climate Change
Post by: toonfandangl on June 11, 2010, 12:00:24 PM
 



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Title: Re: Climate Change
Post by: Bertie Horak on June 11, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
 bravo  laughpoint
Title: Re: Climate Change
Post by: Michael Alexander on June 11, 2010, 04:02:27 PM
Com'on TEAM USA!

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Title: Re: Climate Change
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on June 11, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
Hey Mike A, just remember who you are married to...............!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Climate Change
Post by: SandyB on June 11, 2010, 10:28:27 PM
Oh  so humerous ..  I'm not a winter person despite my scots  and northern hemisphere heritage ,, but yes i dont generally feel  the cold unless I'm depressed ...  tonight I had guests around me barefoot and in shorts , no heater on ...   IOW  in a good mood ..  cat3     but   after  5 days of Cape rainy  season dont even try to talk to me .... Grrrrrr ... Jack Nicholson in the movie the shining does not even compare to me ....    trex-073