Climate change
50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants
40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts
15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry
0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup
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Hey Mike A, just remember who you are married to...............!!!!!!!!!!
Oh so humerous .. I'm not a winter person despite my scots and northern hemisphere heritage ,, but yes i dont generally feel the cold unless I'm depressed ... tonight I had guests around me barefoot and in shorts , no heater on ... IOW in a good mood .. cat3 but after 5 days of Cape rainy season dont even try to talk to me .... Grrrrrr ... Jack Nicholson in the movie the shining does not even compare to me .... trex-073