Mr Mayor, if you read this, please note that there is a tree leaning against the Telephone Exchange building on the "knob" avenue side, it is only a matter of time before it does structural damage!
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Mr Mayor, if you read this, please note that it looks like something seriously heavy hit the cement curb just outside the Postmasters door, now the rubble is just lying there and making the town look a tad untidy.....
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MR MICHAEL ... REALISE THAT MR MAYOR IS MOST PROBABLY CONTEMPLATING HOW COLD THE COFFEE HAS GOT AND HOW FAR THE CREAM ON TOP OF THE COFFEE HAS CURDLED .. IOW HE PROBABLY FAST ASLEEP AT BEST AND NOT GOT THE INTERESTS OF HIS RESPONSIBILITY IOW THE TOWN AT HEART ,,, PROBABLY NOW LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME .. ,,,, POSSIBLY THE PREVIOUS REGIME OF HOW MANY YEARS AGO .. AN IDEAL SCAPEGOAT ,,,
Um Mr Mayor, please make sure you don't put any diamonds in your chain of office, they may get stolen by thieves, after all the town is no longer the safe haven it used to be. Use the river boulders as decoration as it is indigenous to our area and as you are so weighed down by the politics of the town, you can't possibly be any more productive than you are now. BoomSmilie_anim
Mr. Mayor, please replace the broken manhole cover on 6th avenue, the one outside the nice ladies house who works for OTMCO, before a child breaks their leg in it.....
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Is that cover STILL broken...........?????? What a disgrace, I wonder now as to how long it has been damaged..........!!!!!!!
I reckon about 7 years...?
Mike you're not far wrong there but pray tell, is there a Mr. Mayor or is he just a town clerk........??????????
Er.... I think we are waiting for proclamation, before we get to find out who the mayor shall be, Long Live the King....
Mr.Mayor, Thank you for painting the Admin block, it sure does look swell.....Pity about the poor timepiece above the main door that seems to be lagging .....
However, can you spare a few licks of paint for the exterior of the childen's library?
Morning Omund, would just like to add ThatStinks2. Howz about, Mr Mayor getting off his ass and closing the frikkin open and exposed drain whole at Samantha and Sharon and etc.s flat area in 13th Avenue. Nearly frikkin landing up bicycle and all in that dang hole. So howz about it please, Mr Mayor, or should I go directly to the King!? Kind Regards Courtenay @ 56-6th Avenue and by the blinkin way my roof could do with a clean, next to the totally blue one outback mine looks kinda grey, and I'm a BLUE BULL. Seriously upsetting, or should I say depressing............
Mr Mayor, my horse has fallen into a big hole can you help
Oh no Barbara, he would paint all of the town orange and rename it Oranjecity
:wow1:Def has a nice ring to it, it kinda rolls on the tongue, ORANJECITY, hope I will still be able to stay tho.......Mr Mayor!
Yes I like the sound of that aswell Oranjecity, though dont think i would like everything painted orange...will have to come to some sort of compromise on the colours....... woo_hoo
...and here I thought Michael A was already the Mayor. :ciupa1:
Ello Ello ,, he should be ,,
No, No, No the assistant to the Mayor
woo_hoo yes1 fireworks1 congrats
Please don't pile all theese praises on Mike A, or else his orange head might get too big for him.................. :buffo9:
I bask in the praise......
However, I have no intention of ever running for any political position.......
I am quite happy sitting here in the background, pointing out the wrongs and positives and above all to continue to preserve the history of the people of this once great mining community.....
Once one gets involved in a position in politics, you are forced to go with the ideals of a ruling political party who do not have the interests of the residents at heart, but rather that of the party, no matter the cost involved......
ThatStinks2
Att. Mr Mayor, The STOP street at the east end of Knob avenue has been knocked off.... and is laying on the floor next to pole, me thinks perhaps an Advance truck might have whacked it....ANyhow, could you please dispatch a carpenter to repair it....
Thanks....
pls
Mike for mayor.
numberone
er.... Knob avenue is 6th avenue for those of you working in the Mayors office and have not lived here long enough to know what is where....
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Isn't that where you live Mike A..............????????????
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Isn't that where you lived Mike V..............????????????
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Spot on Mike A, spot on image21