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Title: Judgement Day!
Post by: Paul (Pepe) Freemantle on April 20, 2011, 07:01:24 AM
I came across this article and thought I would share it with all of you. Please don't shoot me as I am only the messenger LOL. Have a Blessed day all of you.
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Bertie Horak on April 20, 2011, 08:49:27 AM
 Toilet-Reading I read in the article Creation of man was in the year 11013 BC.... wonder what the people living before then (of which there were many) has to say about that. Does that mean they wont be able to go to heaven because they weren't supposed to be on earth yet? Bummer!
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on April 20, 2011, 11:49:06 AM
Its been a long time since I've read so much crap.....  yellocard
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Bertie Horak on April 20, 2011, 12:33:39 PM
@ Stennie - I agree. And also, WHY oh WHY would the world end on a FRIDAY? Everybody looking forward to the weekend, and.... BOOM!
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Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: davismj on April 20, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
This can't be true as the Rugby World cup final is on Sunday 23rd October and everyone knows God is Welsh!
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 20, 2011, 04:50:21 PM
The Bible is not the word of God, The bible is the word of man.....

Get the facts right.......

and I am entitled to my opinion....

Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Bob Molloy on April 20, 2011, 11:05:57 PM
God isn't Welsh, she's black but she does have a soft spot for Shirley Bassey and her home town of Cardiff.

That's why we know this prophesy is correct. The world will end before the World Cup. In that way the Welsh and the Boks won't get hammered by the Kiwis. How's that for favouritism?

And as one of my ratbag Kiwi mates has just pointed out, it will be the end of the world for any team sent home with their tails between their legs.
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on April 21, 2011, 04:52:18 AM
http://xkcd.com/887/ (http://xkcd.com/887/)
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Michael Alexander on April 21, 2011, 06:21:13 AM
@ Bob,  image201

I too was thinking that she might be black, but the Welsh slant cannot be correct, unless of course she has just finished a shift down a Welsh coalmine.....

As for the rugger, the Kiwi's are know to peak just before the big game...... only difference is , this time around they won't need to fly home with their tales between their legs....

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Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: Paul (Pepe) Freemantle on April 21, 2011, 07:38:24 AM
 allgood
Title: Re: Judgement Day!
Post by: davismj on April 21, 2011, 12:25:38 PM
To put things straight - There are no mines left in Wales, Shirley Bassey has an american accent and come the day of reckoning don't be surprised if he or she is wearing a red jersey sing Delilah and Hymns & Arias.
As for the rugby, poor old Namibia are in the same group as RSA & wales so will not even get the chance of being slapped by the Kiwis