Hi Mike
Lynne Long sent me this one and said that it's a good one for you!!!!
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband - "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker."
He says - "That's allright dear, your past is your past, but I must admit I find it very erotic, tell me more."
The wife says "Well, my name was Koos and I played for the Cheetahs."
Sheena, You better look in those peices of wors tomorrow before you eat it.......
:o
;D
Mike, now Sheena is seriously in trouble. Is there not a policy included in the rules of this site that no one is allowed to screw up serious facts and post it for the truth? I think I have read that the penalty for doing so will be .................. "...no more contributions for such a persons overseas trip to the world bowling championship meeting in...."
Now look what she has done to herself for not getting the facts right................ he played for the Bulle!
I remember very clearly the gentleman who sent his wife out onto the streets of Oranjemund to to "earn" some money as they were a wee bit hard up.
She came home just before midnight with R50.50c."
He said to her "Who the bloody hell gave you 50c?"
She said "They all did!!"
Mike,
I checked the wors thoroughly. No problem there!!!
Enjoy your weekend in Bloem and drive safely.
Thanks Aunty, I will do, how did your Bowling Club event progress?
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Hi Mike
It went well and fun was had by all!!!
How was yours?
Hey Sheena, someone sent me this photo of you taken at the last Bowling Club Function.
I said that it could not possibly be you 'cos you look too young. ;D ;D
(Oh, now I am in BIG sh*t.) :o ::)
Kenny! R U sure that's Sheena, I don't remember her ever wearing a blue dress like that one!
::) ;)
the pic looks more like Mike in drag!!!
Paula
;D :D ;)
Thought Kenny got the name wrong. Drag....... no, that's his outfit to comply with the Dress Code for his moontlighting job as Cleaning Chief in Spar.
Hey! I have broad shoulders , so I can take the punches that you girls throw my way, and I have a wide boep to go with that also..... ;)
Mike, I'll get hold of you when you least expect it!!!
As for you Kenny, I'm in Cape Town 8-11 November - I'll come track you down. I'm bringing my boet with so he can donner you!!!
Mike - got to give it to you : ye can move yer a..se when adding a new add-on to the site, hey! ;)
Well done, Michele! You tamed him good and trained him well. You got the guts, he get's the glory, but in the end of the day I am sure you claim up all the hard earned dividends plus interest! :-* ::)
Hi Dalene
I'm afraid he is only pc-trained, not very good around the rest of the house! Will have to wait another couple of years before I get that right!
At least he is able to sort out any pc problems I have!
With regard to dividends and interest - I wish! Mike is the one on the way to Bloem spending the money! I get to stay here and work!
what - oh no , another couple of years and then it's time to trade him in for a new one. Correct me if i'm wrong but does he not have a BIG birthday comeing up soon. ;) :D ;D
That's exactly the date when Michele is taking her flight to the Maldives for her "girls only" well deserved holiday. Also the reason she is not going with to Bloem - she's feeding her savings piggy lekker fat.
We will NOT tell Mike of this to spoil your birthday surprise for him, Michele. We can keep a secret.