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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => Anything Goes! => Topic started by: Sheena on October 19, 2007, 07:51:39 AM

Title: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Sheena on October 19, 2007, 07:51:39 AM
Hi Mike

Lynne Long sent me this one and said that it's a good one for you!!!!


A bride on her wedding night says to her husband - "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker."

He says - "That's allright dear, your past is your past, but I must admit I find it very erotic, tell me more."

The wife says "Well, my name was Koos and I played for the Cheetahs."

Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 19, 2007, 08:50:17 AM
Sheena, You better look in those peices of wors tomorrow before you eat it.......

:o




;D
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 19, 2007, 12:38:15 PM
Mike, now Sheena is seriously in trouble.  Is there not a policy included in the rules of this site that no one is allowed to screw up serious facts and post it for the truth?  I think I have read that the penalty for doing so will be ..................  "...no more contributions for such a persons overseas trip to the world bowling championship meeting in...."

Now look what she has done to herself for not getting the facts right................  he played for the Bulle!
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Donald Duck on October 19, 2007, 03:59:49 PM
I remember very clearly the gentleman who sent his wife out onto the streets of Oranjemund to to "earn" some money as they were a wee bit hard up.

She came home just before midnight with R50.50c."

He said to her "Who the bloody hell gave you 50c?"

She said "They all did!!"
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Sheena on October 22, 2007, 05:38:53 AM
Mike,
I checked the wors thoroughly.  No problem there!!!
Enjoy your weekend in Bloem and drive safely.
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 22, 2007, 01:51:54 PM
Thanks Aunty, I will do, how did your Bowling Club event progress?

???
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Sheena on October 23, 2007, 11:50:25 AM
Hi Mike

It went well and fun was had by all!!!
How was yours?
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Donald Duck on October 23, 2007, 06:56:47 PM
Hey Sheena, someone sent me this photo of you taken at the last Bowling Club Function.
I said that it could not possibly be you 'cos you look too young.  ;D ;D
(Oh, now I am in BIG sh*t.) :o ::)
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 23, 2007, 07:54:25 PM
Kenny! R U sure that's Sheena, I don't remember her ever wearing a blue dress like that one!


::)    ;) 
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Julie Vice (Willson) on October 23, 2007, 10:37:34 PM
the pic looks more like Mike in drag!!!

Paula
;D :D ;)
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 23, 2007, 11:10:22 PM
Thought Kenny got the name wrong.  Drag.......  no, that's his outfit to comply with the Dress Code for his moontlighting job as Cleaning Chief in Spar.
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Michael Alexander on October 24, 2007, 05:12:43 AM
Hey! I have broad shoulders , so I can take the punches that you girls throw my way, and I have a wide boep to go with that also.....   ;)
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Sheena on October 24, 2007, 06:49:35 AM
Mike, I'll get hold of you when you least expect it!!!

As for you Kenny, I'm in Cape Town 8-11 November - I'll come track you down.  I'm bringing my boet with so he can donner you!!!
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 24, 2007, 08:00:53 PM
Mike - got to give it to you :  ye can move yer a..se when adding a new add-on to the site, hey! ;)

Well done, Michele!  You tamed him good and trained him well.  You got the guts, he get's the glory, but in the end of the day I am sure you claim up all the hard earned dividends plus interest!  :-* ::)
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on October 25, 2007, 05:53:16 AM
Hi Dalene

I'm afraid he is only pc-trained, not very good around the rest of the house! Will have to wait another couple of years before I get that right!

At least he is able to sort out any pc problems I have!

With regard to dividends and interest - I wish! Mike is the one on the way to Bloem spending the money! I get to stay here and work!
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Claire Mc Cullagh on October 25, 2007, 08:50:38 AM
what - oh no , another couple of years and then it's time to trade him in for a new one.  Correct me if i'm wrong but does he not have a BIG birthday comeing up soon. ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: For Mike Alexander
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on October 25, 2007, 05:35:11 PM
That's exactly the date when Michele is taking her flight to the Maldives for her "girls only" well deserved holiday.  Also the reason she is not going with to Bloem  -  she's feeding her savings piggy lekker fat.

We will NOT tell Mike of this to spoil your birthday surprise for him, Michele.  We can keep a secret.