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Title: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 28, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
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The way to a woman's heart: Listen to her, make her laugh, hold her when she cries, respect her, love her.


The way to a man's heart: Show up naked, bring beer.
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Robert Bruce on July 28, 2011, 08:40:41 PM
Quote from: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 28, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
The way to a man's heart: Show up naked, bring beer.

...and never forget the TV remote or all hell will break loose!
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: SandyB on July 28, 2011, 08:56:29 PM
Dead man walking       hammer     ha ha   ..  Robert ,,  you know better ,,, my dads words were
" the man  who respects his woman  respects himself "  in the inverse "the man who respects himself  shows respect to his woman " ..   I used  it  on many times with difficult  customers when I worked in the bars at  O'm .. it  sort of just put them in the spot ..   it was a sort of profound statement  in those days ...
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 01, 2011, 09:08:53 AM
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@ Robert  --  always remember  :   Women are full of hormones and we do own guns.....

Comes down to this one :

What do you do when your bloody husband runs around on the lawn, shouting and screaming?
Stay calm, take a deep breath and fire again!!
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Robert Bruce on August 01, 2011, 12:05:13 PM
...and while ducking the bullets I hope he is at least still holding on to the TV remote to maintain the priority about being male....!

;0)
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on August 01, 2011, 12:11:29 PM
May he enjoy it while it lasts ... at some (sometimes very early) stage, their grip on all things go  ~  even the one on the remote.  Hie hie hie   
Title: Re: The way to a heart ......
Post by: Robert Bruce on August 02, 2011, 08:20:02 AM
While the grip on the TV remote may weaken, it will never falter. We will never lose it.