a idea stolen from facebook applications
we are only allowed to add 3 words each
probably best to copy and paste and then add
Once upon a
bar of chocolate
that we ate
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the
monkey called chocolatelog
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog While they were
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a
PINT OR THREE
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to
the monkeys uncle
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you
do for me
on this fine
summers day in
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day in
the south of
the back of
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day in a lighthearted way
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day in a lighthearted way the bystanders gazed
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars
the African Grey
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target
which just happened
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president
who was mounting
Phew ! such a growing string of words , not bad for a bunch of desert rats .. I recomend you all appear on the Drew Carey show where ad lib is the order of the day ...
Sandy
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog. While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was. Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a
western province jersey
and leather chaps
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the
bike to go
his false teeth
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in
to the back
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a
beat he lifted
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of
spoek and diesel
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA
meeting undercover,when
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey
flying towards him
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and
thought this must
be the end.
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly
"Jake for President"
of Babylon 5
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured
a stiff shot
as the girls
pondered who would
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first
to fall off
the wagon.Suddenly
a man in black ( Jock Alexander)
a Scot by
another name, who
only looked for
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a gnite
and better morning
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a gnite .and better morning. The Monkey called
The Monkey called from the near
wrecked bakkie saying
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a gnite .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ , that upset the
while his uncle
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy
for his migrain
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain they thought it
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip
naked and do
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for
the group of
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts
who in their
HEY we can be really out there, Michael is on holiday ...............
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty"
which prompted the
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to
frenetiquely jump up
pointing and screaming
at the naked
Bartender who said.. BierSuip
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolatelog.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a lighthearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migrain was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover,when he noticed the african grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflateble but eager ego.Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon.Suddenly a man in black ( Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migrain, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog
.................they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed
.................they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthuisasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically
pointed to the
door.In walked
a kilted Highlander
,out of breath
from caber tossing
.He strutted up
to the monkey
and raised his
eyebrow exclaming "you
are my long
Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander ,out of breath from caber tossing. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaming "you are my long lost enemy - what
are you doing
Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander ,out of breath from caber tossing. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaming "you are my long lost enemy - what are you doing still harrassing these
folk from the
Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander ,out of breath from caber tossing. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaming "you are my long lost enemy - what are you doing still harrassing these FOLK FROM THE institution for severly
challenged drunken sods
challenged drunken sods,
i have enough
of the schnaps
to get everybody
back to milkdrinking
after this insane
... I give up!
The barman then
said to the
three nuns that
Where is chocolatelog ? the monkey burbed, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander ,out of breath from caber tossing. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaming "you are my long lost enemy - what are you doing still harrassing these FOLK FROM THE institution for severly challenged drunken sods i have enough of the schnaps to get everybody back to milkdrinking after this insane ... I give up! The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past
come in and
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look
after the pub
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal
with this highlander
,better than Rosary
or maybe rosemary
,so the nuns
jumped over the
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped their
holy water and
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped their holy water and slapped the Highlander
The barman was
shocked by the
actions of the
drunk nons, who
had drunk some
of Georgs Schnaps
(sorry need a
drink now. Bye)
Hey there BOY GEORG JNR please post one posting of three words and wait for someone else to add before you post again. Thankyou . :pianto1:
The nuns then
started to sing
"Dance with me"
and did the
knees up mother
showing legs doing
everything The Mother Superior
had taught them
. The Harley Davidson
which was parked
at the entrance
of the water
was were the
nuns and the
barman went to
scratched his nuts,
in public. Jesus!!!
THIS IS OUR STORY TO DATE 489 words
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego. Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for an: gnite.and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? the monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods i have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the HighlanderThe barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me"and did the knees up mother showing legs doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!!
THIS IS OUR STORY TO DATE 489 words
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkeys uncle, What can you do for me on this fine summers day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego. Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for an: .and better morning. The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? the monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door. In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods i have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while i deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the HighlanderThe barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me"and did the knees up mother showing legs doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway
in the year
thank you Barbara for recap - not too shabby
..........The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his
present,or was
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nons, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ??????
The plot thickens
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nuns, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ?????? The plot thickens as the truth gets
to the pope
and the nuns
about the homegrown
organic mushrooms for
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nuns, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ?????? The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the
sore swollen nuts
only if applied
by the hands
of pole dancing
girls that massage
nuts in public
and refer to
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nuns, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ?????? The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as
nut crackers.As
you would like
to believe or
, they are sadistic.
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nuns, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ?????? The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers.As you would like to believe or , they are sadistic.
The bikers had
led the pope
astray with their
hoping for a
blessing of wine
and sipping on
their way to
hell. After bidding
a pineapple and
and a bananasplit
to the altar-boys.
In the vestry
The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunk nuns, who had drunk some of Georgs Schnaps. The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up, mother ! showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them. The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water, nuns and the barman went to scratched his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! was a getaway in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present,or was it deliberate ?????? The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers.As you would like to believe or , they are sadistic.
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a bananasplit to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled
"Fiddlers Green" in
the chalice and
in a world
of purple dandylions
where the sound
a falling chain
released by the
nut massaging pole
... Keith! You here???
Yes echo'd a
group of teenage
nut massage trainee's
stretching their big
their legs before
stretching their arms
ready for bed
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a bananasplit to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandylions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echo'd a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to
play games by
hiding the huge
Harley Davidson down
under the bed
wearing leather boots
the Mother superior
wore tights and
yellow ribbons in
private. The enthuisiasts
loved her for
the way she
would always be
in the middle
of all happening
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a bananasplit to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandylions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echo'd a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private. The enthuisiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining
on the fact
whether of not
>that's the spirit. I've been waiting all day<
they should do
a potjie under
under the table
> what's a potjie? sheesh! <
or just drink
a scotch broth
.Usually they just
drank only milk
which came from
the Casackstan goats
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkey's uncle, what can you do for me on this fine summer's day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a good night and better morning.
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? The monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door.
In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods" I have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while I deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the Highlander. The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunken nuns, who had drunk some of Georges' Schnapps - The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up! Mother, showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them.
The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratch his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! Was a getaway - in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present, or was it deliberate??????
The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers. .As you would like to believe or, they are sadistic.
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a banana split to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandelions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echoed a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed.
Wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private. The enthusiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining - on the fact whether or not they should do a potjie under the table or just drink a scotch broth. Usually they just drank only milk which came from the Casackstan goats
but today they
celebrating achieved degrees
in nut message
that the enthuisasts
had passed with
flighing colours, however
could someone help explain what a potkjie is......
Quote from: Julie on November 14, 2007, 09:33:58 PM
flighing colours, however
could someone help explain what a potkjie is......
You want an explanation from a german ???? Well you can have it.
Potjie is a pot that is used in a veld kittchen to ie make a stew over the fire. Usualy its made of cast iron.
Here you can buy them in Europe >>>> http://www.giftofafrica.com/pots.htm
it should be
green and gold
(there you go Georg jnr, your Dad described it well)
inside and outside
.The barman who
let me out
let me in
and he asked
"do you want
a pair of
TIME OUT.....Kenny yells....
Is there anyone willing to put this work of art into one posting???
I for one have seemed to have lost the plot and cannot remember what happened earlier....
OK Kenny
I will do it
Barbara :emot112:
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkey's uncle, what can you do for me on this fine summer's day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a good night and better morning.
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? The monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door.
In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods" I have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while I deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the Highlander. The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunken nuns, who had drunk some of Georges' Schnapps - The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up! Mother, showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them.
The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratch his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! Was a getaway - in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present, or was it deliberate??????
The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers. .As you would like to believe or, they are sadistic.
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a banana split to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandelions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echoed a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed.
Wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private. The enthusiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining - on the fact whether or not they should do a potjie under the table or just drink a scotch broth. Usually they just drank only milk which came from the Casackstan goats but today they celebrated achieved degrees that the enthuisiasts had passed with flighing colours, however it should be gold and green inside and outside. The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of
thanks barbara
I was just about to post it when it showed up that you had done it. Quick work.
Barbara
Well Done...
Now I understand "The Plot"....
Let the story continue..........
a pair of
artificial legs to
>thank you was just getting dinner done< I had it on a word document
additionaly use them
The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them - huh he replied,
additionally,whatever do
you mean - 4
Let me correct that random 3 word post - or at least help
The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible
,not so,they
are my very
sorry...
The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible,not so, they are my very
best, enables me
to be coexistant
with Kasackstan goats,
and the capabilety
to really move
out of hell!
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at
the old minestral
was well on
getting his left
leg over the
barbedwire fence and
dropped his parcel
on his right
next to the
comatose S.A.R.U President
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right next to the comatose S.A.R.U President who should not
have been there.
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right next to the comatose S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first
place.Having said
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right next to the comatose S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place.Having said that he should
f*&^%$#@*off back to
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his
side of the
bar counter, everybody
broke into song
and applauded loudly
when the highlander
played with his
bagpipes. What is
this skirt you
have on, can
we lift it
to see what
have under that
fur looking out
That's a sporan
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in
a bag under
my own nuts.
So they all
decided to investigate
wether or not
the highlander has
any nuts under
the fat barmaid
, who had played
her last game.
After making herself
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called
Keith, to share
her splinterless pole
(you realy know what's going on on this site Barb ; ) )
, or was it
the sound of
music. Onions make
After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make
After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to
young and fresh
boobs
(oops! Did I do that)
After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream
was much better
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so the
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all
was that Keith
's motorbike was shiny
and a hot
thundering roaring machine
that could be
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's motorbike was shiny and a hot thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate
The barman who let in and he asked "do you want a pair of artificial legs to additionally use them" - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible! not so, they are my very best, enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on - getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right. Next to the comatosed S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's was shiny and a hot motorbike thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious
(see previous page)..................................................................splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's was shiny and a hot motorbike thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious state of canadian
flirting techniques and
..........splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make good relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's was shiny and a
hot motorbike thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious state of canadian flirting techniques and get results from
being the biggest :culo1:
only when it
thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious state of canadian flirting techniques and get results from being the biggest :culo1:, only when it happened in consciousness
(Ok, I'm just falling in here and not sure whats happening, so, tell me, who's having sex with who?!)
and the Monastery
(everybody with everybody Julie. Feel comfortable to join...)
was his last
stand before he
inflated his tiny
what, did I miss something
inner tube, following
his mommy to
this will take a while, I need to recap
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkey's uncle, what can you do for me on this fine summer's day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a good night and better morning.
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? The monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door.
In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods" I have enough.
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while I deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the Highlander. The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunken nuns, who had drunk some of Georges' Schnapps - The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up! Mother, showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them.
The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratch his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! Was a getaway - in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present, or was it deliberate??????
The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers. .As you would like to believe or, they are sadistic.
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a banana split to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandelions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echoed a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed.
Wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private. The enthusiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining - on the fact whether or not they should do a potjie under the table or just drink a scotch broth. Usually they just drank only milk which came from
Barb well done dawoman, but where's the rest? idontknow
Usually they just drank only milk which came from......
the near camel
hang on I'm getting there, fighting with word applications, AGAIN.
the Casackstan goats but today they celebrated achieved degrees that the enthuisiasts had passed with flighing colours, however it should be gold and green inside and outside. The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of of artificial legs to additionally use them - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible,not so, they are my very enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right next to the comatose S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place.Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's was shiny and a
hot motorbike thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious state of canadian flirting techniques and get results from being the biggesT :culo1: , only when it happened in consciousness was his last stand before he inflated his tiny inner tube, following his mommy to the river where
he would pee.
The locals at
den nearby the
barbed wire fence
, were trying to
revive the unconscious
S.A.R.U. president when
suddenly a slightly
sozzled old man
brimmed over the
barbed wire fence
only when it happened in consciousness was his last stand before he inflated his tiny inner tube, following his mommy to the river where he would pee.
The locals at den nearby the barbed wire fence , were trying to revive the unconscious S.A.R.U. president when suddenly a slightly sozzled old man brimmed over the barbed wire fence and shouted Oi
where is mike
hes got gout
replied the drunk
and mumbled some
thing incoherat that
no one could
be bothered to
repeat. Mike then
cried for Michele
to hurry with
first aid kit
befor he bled
into his beer.
Michele took out
Lets try to
keep in line
first aid rules
replied the drunk and mumbled something incoherat that no one could be bothered to repeat. Mike then cried for Michele to hurry with first aid kit befor he bled into his beer. Michele took out (lets try to keep in line first aid rules) the cherry juice
and gulped it
down herself, feeling
rather chuffed with
the effect her
trying not to
replied the drunk and mumbled something incoherat that no one could be bothered to repeat. Mike then cried for Michele to hurry with first aid kit befor he bled into his beer. Michele took out (lets try to keep in line first aid rules) the cherry juice and gulped it down herself, feeling rather chuffed the effect (her) trying not to faint, Michael grabbed
hold on her boobs
vowing never to
be sure of
what comes next,
. Three days later
he was still
clutching his toe
when a long
haired beautiful woman
whispered in his
ear, would you
please please please
please stop hopping
with no pants on.
"No!" he said
i shake off
all the flees
arse
that have accumulated
during my journey,
so that I
have to get
home clean and
ready for some arse laughpoint
action after I've
done my banking
down sunset boulevard
. With this she
turned, and went
all the way
to her best
Friend who gave
her a kiss
:36_4_8: :emot112:
.....Friend who gave her a kiss.
It was a girlfriend laughpoint
she was taken
by surprise, as
and blushed but
whou cares novadays dawoman
she said to
the liberal spectators
its modern now
, as everybody does
it. There is
nothing to hide
come with me
I'll lead you
to a world
replied the drunk and mumbled something incoherat that no one could be bothered to repeat. Mike then cried for Michele to hurry with first aid kit befor he bled into his beer. Michele took out (lets try to keep in line first aid rules) the cherry juice and gulped it down herself, feeling rather chuffed the effect (her) trying not to faint, Michael grabbed her and gave her a kiss It was a girlfriend she was taken and blushed butwhou cares novadays she said to the liberal spectators its modern now, as everybody doest. it There is nothing to hide come with me I'll lead you to a world where everybody does
what he/she likes.
Where where is
not what what
Mike, come here
she said sweetly
I need a
tin of nails
and a hammer
, four pieces of
string to fix
Keiths broken pole.
So the story
seamed at end
back at the
spar shopping-center in
Never Never Land!
What annoyed him
also inspired him
. That's his chance!
to proove his
competance in being
a shop assistant
, but only at
the lingerie department
. During former years
he always liked
wearing the lingerie
only orange coloured
and see-through yougogirl all
over, this was
so sencious, Michele
so very exciting allgood
During former years he always liked wearing the lingerie only orange coloured and see-through all over, this was so very exciting so sencious, Michele decided enough
During former years he always liked wearing the lingerie only orange coloured and see-through all over, this was so very exciting so sencious, Michele decided: "Enough now! It's time
to take it
out the closet
and let me
>It's grand to see you arround Cheryl, hija?<
mend it once
before our kids
crack up laughing
and the dog
started to howl
it was madness
oh Cheryl. Tinker was great...
but so amusing!
somewhere far away
a herd of
skinny cows were
jumping over moons
while the cowboys
shot the hell
out of the
pale faced cowboys.
Everyone was very
tired and ready
to go to
relax doing whatever
is allowed without
using anything cold
to maximise the
the pleasure while
enjoying life at
a pace suitable
to play anything
except a banjo
. Woaw! Time to
whistle Dixie through
the gap in
his bum cheeks
a party trick
his father taught
during his youth
while playing bagpipes
and dancing the
hobgoblin left-right-upside-down jig
with the troll
on his dead.
two-horned unicorn
is a bicorn
or gemsbok, that
played a pennywhistle
The locals at den nearby the barbed wire fence , were trying to revive the unconscious S.A.R.U. president when suddenly a slightly sozzled old man brimmed over the barbed wire fence and shouted Oi where is Mike? He's got gout ! replied the drunk and mumbled some thing incoherat that no one could be bothered to repeat.
Mike then cried for Michele to hurry with first aid kit before he bled into his beer. Michele took out (lets try to keep in line first aid rules) the cherry juice and gulped it down herself, feeling rather chuffed the effect (her) trying not to faint, Michael grabbed hold on her vowing never to be sure of what comes next .
Three days later he was still clutching his toe when a long haired beautiful woman whispered in his ear, would you Please, please, please, please stop hopping with no pants on. " No" he replied, I'm shaking off all the fleas that have accumulated during my journey so that I have to get home clean and ready for some action after I've done my banking down sunset boulevard.
With this she turned and went all the way to her best friend who gave her a kiss. It was a girlfriend she was taken by surprise and blushed but "who cares nowadays" she said to the liberal spectacor it's modern now and everyone does it.
There is nothing to hide, come with me I'll lead you to a world where everybody does what he/she likes. Where, where is not what what.
Mike, come here she said sweetly I need a tin of nails and a hammer four pieces of string to fix Keiths broken pole.
So the story seamed at end back at the spar shopping-center in Never Never Land! What annoyed him also inspired him . That's his chance! to proove his competance in being a shop assistant , but only at the lingerie department .
During former years he always liked wearing the lingerie only orange coloured and see-through all over, this was so sencious.
Michele so very exciting Michele decided: "Enough now! It's time to take it out the closet and let me mend it once before the kids crack up laughing" and the dog started to howl - it was madness oh Cheryl. Tinker was great... but so amusing!
Somewhere far away a herd of skinny cows were jumping over moons while the cowboys shot the hell out of the pale faced cowboys.
Everyone was very tired and ready to go to relax doing whatever was allowed without using anything cold to maximise the pleasure while enjoying life at a pace suitable to play anything besides a banjo .
Woaw! Time to play Dixie through the gap in his bum cheeks a party trick his father taught during his youth while playing the bagpipes and dancing the hobgoblin left-right-upside-down jig with the troll on his dead. two-horned unicorn is a bicorn or gemsbok, that played a pennywhistle
while taking a
leisurely morning stroll
to the local
where the story
about a monkey
, harley davidsons and
the gemsbock had
entertained nuns, sozzled
creepy monks and
While taking a leisurely morning stroll to the local where the story about a monkey, harley davidson and the gemsbok had entertained nuns, sozzled creepy monks and gout had began.
In the end
Barb, are you sure? That's disapointing. I mean...
Whats happening to the Kasachstan goats? Whos going to make sure no-onr rips up his... by getting over the fence? And, do nons and monks have the chance to...?
This is like the end of a great love story.
:pianto1: :emot78: notfair
Hey Georg, Barbs message is nul and void, she didn't use three words, so the "love story" Continues !
Kasachstan goats had
enough milk to
okay then modify my previous post to read
>In< the end
kasachastan goats had enough milk to >>>
feed all monks
only mother superior
Quote from: barb (Fry) on November 25, 2007, 10:01:58 AM
okay then modify my previous post to read
>In< the end
kasachastan goats had enough milk to >>>
i fixed that Barb yougogirl
bighug
Dont make me blush Barb yougogirl
Recap to continue
While taking a leisurely morning stroll to the local where the story about a monkey, harley davidson and the gemsbok had entertained nuns, sozzled creepy monks and gout had began.
In the end Kasachstan goats had enough milk to feed all monks.
Only mother superior
was left without
,but she had
a bottle of
shnapp's that was
Himbeergeist from black-forest
> sorry to say, oldman, but Himbeergeist does not come from the Black Forest. It's Kirschwasser they make. Got some self made 45% Kirschwasser myself. My own cherry ree...<
singing "Schnapps das
war sein letztes
Wort". but then
the angels carried.....
@Son for info Himbeergeist Schladerer best known from Schwarzwald (Black Forest) :emot112:
http://www.schladerer.de/index.php?id=14&lang=de
their German hymnbooks
to a nearby
French monastery where
While taking a leisurely morning stroll to the local where the story about a monkey, harley davidson and the gemsbok had entertained nuns, sozzled creepy monks and gout had began.
In the end Kasachstan goats had enough milk to feed all monks.
Only mother superior was left out but she had a bottle of schnapps that was Himbeergeist from black-forest singing "Schnapps das Wort". but then the angels carried.....their German hymnbooks to a nearby French monastery where the local people proudly
showed off their
--- that's going to far!
but they were
taking a gander
to the bottom
the green slide
and again climbing
while singing "Climb
the Nuns peaks"
, over the fence
they spotted something
that almost made
them laugh. As
the nuns swam
with the geese
they flicked their
tail feathers and
the nuns giggled
remembering the shnapps
and the effect
it had. Everyone
was drunk now!
Even so the
children who had
watched that scenes
SEEMED TO BE
happy with their
Entertainment for the
time after the
walking, swimming and
playing piano in
the local had
kept them busy.
Not to mention
the drinking of
holy water behind
Hi Barbara
Have you still got this story on word. I dont know where i am could you bring it all together
thnx
will do but it'll take some time as i'm about to faceinfood
I haven't read through and tried to correct punctuation yet. but here it is.....................
While taking a leisurely morning stroll to the local where the story about a monkey, harley davidson and the gemsbok had entertained nuns, sozzled creepy monks and gout had began.
In the end Kasachstan goats had enough milk to feed all monks.
Only mother superior was left out but she had a bottle of schnapps that was Himbeergeist from black-forest singing "Schnapps das Wort". but then the angels carried.....their German hymnbooks to a nearby French monastery where the local people proudly showed off their --- that's going to far! but they re taking a gander weto the bottom the green slide and again climbing while singing "Climb the Nuns peaks" over the fence they spotted something that almost made them laugh. As the nuns swam with the geese they flicked their tail feathers and the nuns giggled remembering the shnapps and the effect it had. Everyone was drunk now! Even so the children who had watched that scenes SEEMED TO BE happy with their
Entertainment for the time after the walking, swimming and playing piano in the local had kept them busy. Not to mention the drinking of holy water behind
the bike shed.
everyone, the scotsman
there was enough
even to share
the wild imagination
of a goblin
and an elf
and Santa Claus
and the kilted
frog that was
called georg, so
the elf and
santa claus and
the goblin decided
the kilted frog
shouldn't drink shnapps
as he gets
warts and all
the other frogs
had learnt the
the trick of
disguising themselves as
burly, farting and
leaving brown marks
: Sorry about that!
No way Jose!
At this time
For the time, after the walking, swimming and playing piano in the local had kept them busy, not to mention the drinking of holy water behind the bike shed.
Everyone, (the Scotsman) there was enough even to share the wild imagination of a goblin and an elf and sant claus and the kilted frog that was called Georg. so the elf and santa claus and the goblin decided the kilted frog shouldn't drink shnapps as he gets warts and all the other frogs had learnt the the trick of disguising themselves as
Burly farting and leaving brown marks – sorry about that – No way Jose !
At this time the goblins decided
to get ahead
by borrowing bicycles
with very small
wheels but huge
handlebar and saddle
that Princess Fiona
had bought for
her elf daughter
Okay, here is the whole story so far...................
Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkey's uncle, what can you do for me on this fine summer's day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps. As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a good night and better morning.
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log?
The monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door.
In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods" I have enough.
The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while I deal with this Highlander. Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the Highlander. The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunken nuns, who had drunk some of Georges' Schnapps - The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up! Mother, showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them.
The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratch his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! Was a getaway - in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present, or was it deliberate??????
The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers. .As you would like to believe or, they are sadistic.
The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell. After bidding a pineapple and a banana split to the alter-boys. In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandelions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echoed a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed.
Wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private. The enthusiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining - on the fact whether or not they should do a potjie under the table or just drink a scotch broth. Usually they just drank only milk which came from the Casackstan goats but today they celebrated achieved degrees that the enthuisiasts had passed with flighing colours, however it should be gold and green inside and outside. The barman who let in and he asked do you want a pair of of artificial legs to additionally use them - huh he replied, additionally, whatever do you mean - 4 legs that's impossible,not so, they are my very enables me to be coexistant with Kasakstan goats and the capability to really move out of hell.
The Highlander at the old minestral was well on getting his left leg over the barbedwire fence and dropped his parcel on his right next to the comatose S.A.R.U President who should not have been there in the first place. Having said that he should f*&^%$#@*off back to to somewhere on his side of the bar counter, everybody broke into song and applauded loudly when the highlander played with his bagpipes. What is this skirt you have on, can we lift it to see what you have under that fur looking out. That's a sporan with nuts in a bag under my own nuts. So they all decided to investigate whether or not the highlander has any nuts under the fat barmaid , who had played her last game. After making herself nutless she called she called Keith, to share her splinterless pole , or was it the sound of music? Onions make relish to young and fresh ? although whipped cream was much better or so, the best of all was that Keith's was shiny and a hot motorbike thundering roaring machine that could be used to stimulate his very sensious state of canadian flirting techniques and get results from being the biggesT , only when it happened in consciousness was his last stand before he inflated his tiny inner tube, following his mommy to the river where he would pee.
The locals at den nearby the barbed wire fence , were trying to revive the unconscious S.A.R.U. president when suddenly a slightly sozzled old man brimmed over the barbed wire fence and shouted Oi where is Mike – he's got gout, replied the drunk and mumbled something incoherat that no one could be bothered to repeat.
Mike then cried for Michele to hurry with first aid kit befor he bled into his beer. Michele took out (lets try to keep in line first aid rules) the cherry juice
and gulped it down herself, feeling rather chuffed the effect (her) trying not to faint, Michael grabbed her vowing never to be sure of what comes next.
Three days later he was still clutching his toe when a long haired woman whispered in his ear, would you please please please please stop hopping with no pants on. "No!" he said i shake off all the flees that have accumulated during my journey, so that I have to get home clean and ready for some action after I've done my banking down sunset boulevard . With this she turned, and went all the way to her best Friend who gave her a kiss
It was a girlfriend she was taken and blushed but who cares nowadays she said to the liberal spectators its modern now, as everybody does it There is nothing to hide come with me I'll lead you to a world where everybody does. what he/she likes.
Where, where is ----not what what ???
Mike, come here, she said sweetly I need a tin of nails and a hammer , four pieces of string to fix Keiths broken pole. So the story seamed at end back at the spar shopping-center in Never Never Land!
What annoyed him also inspired him . That's his chance! to proove his competance in being a shop assistant , but only at the lingerie department.
During former years he always liked wearing the lingerie only orange coloured and see-through all over, this was so very exciting so sencious, Michele decided enough now! It's time to take it out the closet and let me mend it once before the kids crack up laughing" and the dog started to howl - it was madness
(oh Cheryl. Tinker was great... but so amusing!)
Somewhere far away a herd of skinny cows were jumping over moons while the cowboys shot the hell out of the pale faced cowboys.
Everyone was very tired and ready to go to relax doing whatever was allowed without using anything cold to maximise the pleasure while enjoying life at a pace suitable to play anything besides a banjo .
Woaw! Time to play Dixie through the gap in his bum cheeks a party trick his father taught during his youth while playing the bagpipes and dancing the hobgoblin left-right-upside-down jig with the troll on his dead two-horned unicorn (is a bicorn or gemsbok), that played a pennywhistle
While taking a leisurely morning stroll to the local where the story about a monkey, harley davidson and the gemsbok had entertained nuns, sozzled creepy monks and gout had began. >In< the end
kasachastan goats had enough milk to feed all monks.
Only mother superior was left without ,but she had a bottle of schnapps that was Himbeergeist from black-forest singing "Schnapps das Wort". but then the angels carried.....their German hymnbooks to a nearby French monastery where the local people proudly showed off their --- that's going to far! but they're taking a gander weto the bottom the green slide and again climbing while singing "Climb the Nuns peaks" over the fence they spotted something that almost made them laugh. As the nuns swam with the geese they flicked their tail feathers and the nuns giggled remembering the shnapps and the effect it had.
Everyone was drunk now! Even so the children who had watched that scenes SEEMED TO BE happy with their entertainment.
For the time after the walking, swimming and playing piano in the local had kept them busy. Not to mention the drinking of holy water behind the bike shed.
Everyone, (the Scotsman) there was enough even to share the wild imagination of a goblin and an elf and sant claus and the kilted frog that was called Georg. so the elf and santa claus and the goblin decided the kilted frog shouldn't drink shnapps as he gets warts and all the other frogs had learnt the the trick of disguising themselves as burly/farting (and leaving brown marks) – sorry about that – No way Jose !
At this time the goblins decided to get ahead by borrowing bicycles with very small wheels but huge handlebar and saddle that Princess Fiona had bought for
her elf daughter -
Now it was
creating problems in
every way of
which the elves
At this time the goblins decided to get ahead by borrowing bicycles with very small wheels but huge handlebar and saddle that Princess Fiona had bought for
her elf daughter -Now it was creating problems in every way of which the elves could annoyingly possibly think
they would not
be able to
sleep ever again.
The howling princess
just as tired
were eventually distracted
lit a candle
and said their
goodbye's to Mike
who was no
where in sight
The cycling goblins
rode over toadstools
At this time the goblins decided to get ahead by borrowing bicycles with very small wheels but huge handlebar and saddle that Princess Fiona had bought for
her elf daughter -Now it was creating problems in every way of which the elves could annoyingly possibly think they would not be able to sleep ever again. The howling princess just as tired were eventually distracted lit a candle and said their goodbye's to Mike who was nowhere in sight. The cycling goblins rode over toadstools disrupting a party
getting totally sloshed
they forgot where
the weed was
and how to
roll a zoll
they were hungry
looking for McDonalds
as cash was
much in need
they thought that
they would have
sell the bicycles
to buy weed
as they prowled
on hands and
and knees searching
for any leftovers
they suddenly remembered
the weed farm
no longer having
to depend on
the elves, they
rolled themselves each
a big reefer
and smoked until
The cycling goblins rode over toadstools disrupting a party, getting totally sloshed they forgot where the weed was and how to roll a zoll, they were hungry looking for McDonalds - as cash was much in need they thought that they would have sell the bicycles. To buy weed, as they prowled on hands and and knees searching for any leftovers they suddenly remembered the weed farm, no longer having to depend on the elves, they rolled themselves each a big reefer and smoked until the cows came
to try flying
but their udders
were to full
they all laughed
so much that
milk shot out
into their eyes
. The magic carpet
took off into
the tiny pond
waving at the
wales swimming by.
in a frensy
the dolphins jumped
aside, believin they
Had the ocean
as a playground
but were unaware
of the sharks
who were unfriendly
at times like
this,when the
surf was up
and the surfers
were down. "How
did Georg get
to be with
a big hairy
weed smoker under
his pillow all
snuggled up together
but not with
a sexy blond
:emot19:
but a brunette
goat herder from
the drag festival
with a fantastic
new product called
men to men
bubble bath exfoliator
they like to
keep you busy
which Georg likes
. Paula got jealous
grabbed the shotgun
, shot the herder
turned on Georg
to ask him
about his garden
The cycling goblins rode over toadstools disrupting a party, getting totally sloshed they forgot where the weed was and how to roll a zoll, they were hungry looking for McDonalds - as cash was much in need they thought that they would have sell the bicycles. To buy weed, as they prowled on hands and and knees searching for any leftovers they suddenly remembered the weed farm, no longer having to depend on the elves, they rolled themselves each a big reefer and smoked until the cows to try flying but their udders were to full they all laughed so much that milk shot out into their eyes . The magic carpet took off into the tiny pond waving at the whales swimming by, in a frenzy the dolphins jumped aside, believin they had the ocean as a playground but were unaware of the sharks who were unfriendly. At times like this, when the surf was up and the surfers were down. How did Georg get to be with a big hairy weed smoker, under his pillow all snuggled up together - but not with
a sexy blond but a brunette goat herder from the drag festival with a fantastic new product called men to men bubble bath exfoliator. They like to keep you busy which Georg likes, Paula got jealous grabbed the shotgun , shot the herder turned on Georg to ask him about his garden
when in flew
99 blackbirds who
who thought they
where in wonderland
having seen Alice
chonging with the
kings merry men
under her bed.
They like to keep you busy which Georg likes, Paula got jealous grabbed the shotgun , shot the herder turned on Georg to ask him about his garden when in flew 99 blackbirds who thought they where in wonderland having seen Alice chonging with the kings men under her bed. This distracted Paula
making her believe
there's no SANTA!!!!
disapointed, she atended
Santa believers anonomous
hoping to find
the truth about
good girls can
be bad and
and stil be
absolutely the best
way to get
first class satisfaction
Meanwhile in far
away kasachstan, somebody
droppped a clanger
,there was no
comparison anywhere in
the world for
How did Georg get to be with a big hairy weed smoker, under his pillow all snuggled up together - but not with a sexy blond but a brunette goat herder from the drag festival with a fantastic new product called men to men bubble bath exfoliator.
They like to keep you busy which Georg likes, Paula got jealous grabbed the shotgun , shot the herder turned on Georg to ask him about his garden when in flew 99 blackbirds who thought they where in wonderland having seen Alice chonging with the kings men under her bed. This distracted Paula making her believe there's no SANTA ! Disappointed she attended Santa believers anonomous hoping to find the truth about good girls can be and still be absolutely the best way to get first class satisfaction.
Meanwhile in far away Kasakstan, somebody dropped a clanger, there was no comparison anywhere in the world for the revolutionary truth
about how to
put Boy Georg
back into life.
So a dilemma
, what to do
where to go
to avoid Borak
georg was put
into Drag,then
Borak appeared. What
a handsome pair
these two guys
Georges feminine side
being devoting and giverose
well versed in
rural village etiquette
married his sister
while carrying dogs
poops and roses
looking idiotic but
feeling very sexy.
wearing a negligee
he showed hairy
legs and chest
as he paraded
for all girls
Hey girls. What's happening here? Wonder who this Georg is...
hahaha take one guess!
and all the boys
That was one word to much Paula
down 5th avenue.
His stilletto's were
18 1/2 cm high
which caused him
to dribble down
slip and stumble
into the arms
of a very
fat,naked and
pimpeld, bad smelling
drug taking whore.
That's dead on,"
she squealed excitedly
while Georg grabbed
at her ears
while gazing blankly
through her see-through
neglige,and slowly
unfolding his tongue
(from here on is where Henry Miller and Aäis Nin would be proud of us... hihihi)
where you going with this boy georg.......is it a fantasy
idontknow
and licked her
roll-up cigerete with
(well what were you thinking Barbara...)
with great gusto
and plenty slobber.
boobs
The trick was
executed expertly to
a giant joint
to get the
nons and monks
ready for benediction.
What a relief!
Borak was worried
where the monkey
might be. If
only he could
he could calm
the wailing 'slappers'
after they claimed
they had seen
what they never
thought was possible
It was a secret
only for short
people to interprut
his long story
bored the many
poledancing menopausing women
His stilletto's were 18 1/2 cm high which caused him to dribble down slip and stumble into the arms of a very fat,naked and pimpled, bad smelling drug taking whore. "That's dead on," she squealed excitedly while Georg grabbed at her ears while gazing blankly through her see-through neglige, and slowly unfolding his tongue and licked her roll-up cigerete with with great gusto and plenty slobber. The trick was executed expertly to a giant joint to get the nons and monks ready for benediction. What a relief! Borak was worried where the monkey might be.
If only he could he could calm the wailing 'slappers' after they claimed they had seen what they never thought was possible - It was a secret only for short people to interpret, his long story bored the many pole dancing menopausing women but they secretly
revelled in Georg's
His stilletto's were 18 1/2 cm high which caused him to dribble down slip and stumble into the arms of a very fat,naked and pimpled, bad smelling drug taking whore. "That's dead on," she squealed excitedly while Georg grabbed at her ears while gazing blankly through her see-through neglige, and slowly unfolding his tongue and licked her roll-up cigerete with with great gusto and plenty slobber. The trick was executed expertly to a giant joint to get the nons and monks ready for benediction. What a relief! Borak was worried where the monkey might be.
If only he could he could calm the wailing 'slappers' after they claimed they had seen what they never thought was possible - It was a secret only for short people to interpret, his long story bored the many pole dancing menopausing women but they secretly revelled in Georg's uncanny ability to
play the hunk.
What a surprise!
He was unaware
of the bikini
he wore under
the xmas tree
and the tights
that were his
favorite way to
to disguise his
hump on the
back of his
head. What should
the group now
do to make
for a living?
Singing and cheering
up his fellow
hangers on - they
wanted him to
take control and
and make sure
nobody remembered anything
about the "Weihnachtsmarkt"
- everybody was there,
even if they
had cold feet
and wet shoes
everybody was there, even if they has cold feet and wet shoes.
On the corner
of the "Heiliggeist"
street, 3 girls
dressed up like
santa claus, pole
dancing included. Now
Paula, Diana and
Julie started to
drink " Glühwein " from
Egon Häberles local
pub, soon they
were up to
the pole and
doing the hoop. poledancing
The two Georgs
sober as always swink
(now don't you call me a lier)
well sometimes, clapped
and watched eagerly
how the three
ladies wrapped themselves
whilest nodding their
approval to the yougogirl poledancing
crowd that had
started throwing all
manner of things
at the sexy
dancing girls. The
two Georgs hugged
everybody arround, making fireworks
making sure that
noone was missing
Hi Diana. Long time no see.
or left out
all the while
Hi boy Georg bighug
standing in a row
Wow Diana. Gives me chills... bighug
Have to go.
see you all tomorow.
Georg
ditracted, looking skyward
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on December 09, 2007, 06:07:47 PM
Have to go.
see you all tomorow.
Georg
Me too Supper is ready
while supper was
served and shared
the locals assembled
hopeful and hungry
as Georg's wife
sweetly divided equally
the burnt offerings
due to the
size of the
crowd gathered for
the return of
the old Oranjemunders
horrah they cried
we have arrived
where's the drink BierSuip
and the poledancers?
Diane smiled brightly
as the Georgs
were mesmerized by
frenzy show. Wow!
Everyone sighed together
as the show
was stopped by
a casackstan goatherd.
trying to find
Florrie, the sentance was at an end. Is this a trick for poor german guys??? pls
Oops! thought you accidentally put the fullstop in.
It was a secret only for short people to interpret his long story bored the many pole dancing menopausing women but they secretly revelled in Georg's uncanny ability to play the hunk. What a surprise! He was unaware of the bikini he wore under the xmas tree and the tights that were his favorite way to to disguise his hump on the back of his head. What should the group now do to make for a living? Singing and cheering up his fellow hangers on – they wanted him to take control and and make sure nobody remembered anything about the "Weihnachtsmarkt" - everybody was there, even if they had cold feet and wet shoes On the corner of the "Heiliggeist" street, 3 girls dressed up like santa claus, pole dancing included. Now Paula, Diana and Julie started to drink " Glühwein " from Egon Häberles local pub, soon they were up to the pole and doing the hoop. The two Georgs sober as always well sometimes, clapped and watched eagerly how the three ladies wrapped themselves whilest nodding their approval to the crowd that had started throwing all manner of things at the sexy dancing girls. The two Georgs hugged everybody arround, making making sure that noone was missing or left out all the while standing in a row distracted, looking skyward while supper was served and shared the locals assembled hopeful and hungry as Georg's wife sweetly divided equally the burnt offerings due to the size of the crowd gathered for the return of the old Oranjemunders horrah they cried we have arrived where's the drink and the poledancers? Diane smiled brightly as the Georgs were mesmerized by frenzy show. Wow! Everyone sighed together as the show was stopped by a casackstan goatherd. Trying to find the best location
for his goats
aware that the
grass is greener
only because there
was no grass
he was hallucinating
and had smoked
the haddock while
while waiting for
the manure to
magicly turn into
frankencens to mask
the full effect
of his numbness.
All the while
the goats climbed
up upon the
top of a
large pile of
dirty and smelly
rotting dagga leaves
that had been
piled up since
Paula was busy
practicing her routine poledancing
The pile was
so high, it
looked as if
it could just
be sufficient for
the goats to
feel at home.
On the other
side of town
, a new pile
this story is now to continue the christmas festive season theme PLEASE !!
On the other side of town , a new pile was waiting for Santa
to be climbed
onto,,so he
took his sledge
, called his reindeer
packed his rum
,with a Ho-Hum
he wrapped himself
, tumbeling up the
North pole bidding
Mrs Claus goodnight
so he could
party with his
hard working elves
filled up with rum.
A childrens choir
sang "The Torture Never Stops" by
a bloke unknown
called Frank Zappa.
The elves however
loved this play
after long hours
of whittling little
toys to give
to tiny men
each of which
had,had a
bath recently - only
to be told
you smell like
the reindeers,OH
HO HUM and
a bottle of rum
climbing back on
the snow fell
melting as it
touched the warm
rum filled bodies
of the elves
Mrs Claus meanwhile
happily went about
baking mince pies
and christmas cake.
She knew this
(ok I'll play by myself then)
would excite the
little men who
had been begging
Father Christmas to
give them all
a piece of
their most favourite
:Weed_Spin_2:. That's ilegal
and our secret
stash is hidden
inside the goatskin.
that Georg wears
around his ancle.
On the other side of town , a new pile was waiting for Santa to be climbed onto,,so he took his sledge , called his reindeer packed his rum ,with a Ho-Hum he wrapped himself , tumbeling up the North pole bidding Mrs Claus goodnight so he could party with his hard working elves filled up with rum. A childrens choir sang "The Torture Never Stops" by a bloke unknown called Frank Zappa.
The elves however loved this play after long hours of whittling little toys to give to tiny men each of which had,had a bath recently – only to be told you smell like the reindeers, OH HO HUM and a bottle of rum, climbing back on - the snow fell melting as it touched the warm rum filled bodies of the elves. Mrs Claus meanwhile happily went about baking mince pies and christmas cake. She knew this would excite the little men who had been begging Father Christmas to give them all a piece of their most favourite (leaf). That's illegal and our secret stash is hidden inside the goatskin, that Georg wears around his ankle, he was sharing
it with Michael
in Lapland when
out-of the blue
came Paula with
"special" mince pies
filled with strong
christmas cheer enforced
love and merriment
mood enhancing recipe
that she had
acquired. The secret
of it all
must remain secret
because a secret
is a secret.
Santas' sack was
red and bulging
HO HUM and
filled with toys
for all the
wild poledancing women
who would share
their frivolity (excuse the spelling again) with
everyone but Mike/Georg
Georg sen excluded
(thought Georg se.)
Nice to see you're back again Paula. Enjoying all your post. lol Keep it going.
Where the hell
is Diana gone
she can't be
far cos we
got to slap
the elves about
and Mike/Georg jr
need to help
dress up the
barbie dolls, to
give them some
chic appeal, but
alas it did
nothing but encourage
their male ego's
NO NO cried
the innocent Georg jr
I cannot find
my rubber duck
.The 3 shephards
lead their goats
to the lake
of wisdom. On
on the off-chance
that no turd
had ever known
that the duck
was the owner
of the magical
wand, to transform
witches to angels
and so the
story continued
making Georg`s happy.
Now the casachstan
goats were merrily
poledancing to Paulas
spell that she
knowingly cast upon
the little critters
purposely trying to
get them to
irritate Georg who
smiling all over
slapped himself while
shouting out Yeeeeeehaaaaaa
I'm going to
give everyone presents
even those naughty
witches in OM.
The Christmas Spirit
had a chance
for all that
appeared to be
good, kind and
full of wine.
A happy end
will be when
the lamb lies
on the braaifire
or on broadway.
Cooked until done
with plenty of
asado sauce and
red hot chilli
honey glazed and
soaked dripping with
RECAP
A happy end will be when the lamb lies on the braaifire or on broadway.
Cooked until done with plenty of asado sauce and red hot chilli honey glazed and soaked dripping with
delicious meat juices
George, what would a total recap take ( we may be able to publish)
and the aroma
oh that aroma
Quote from: Clive Symes on December 21, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
delicious meat juices
George, what would a total recap take ( we may be able to publish)
Yes go ahead and do it, i want my share too arrowh
of braaied meat -
and burnt sausage........ kisssmiley
. . . up in Canada!!
winter
Keith arse
the polar bears
were dancing to
the tune of
" The Lamb Lies
awake at night
while the lion
sleeps and snores.
" Crazy song titel
the Polar-bears loved
so much, but
that they wished ......
for christmas cheers
New Years Eve
would be unforgettable
if only the
plonker from Spar..
would believe that
dancing naked in
the purple rain
would be fun
after having wild
fun in the
land of noreturn
Mike ran home
, had wet his
pants and cried
Michelle, help me
my goats won't
won't return from
the braai at
checkpoint , they are
playing with the
monkey dressed as
Harley Davidson Biker
. What a surprise!
another party - they
thought would kill
the screwdriver holding
a bloody-mary until
RECAP
Michelle, help me my goats won't return from the braai at checkpoint , they are playing with the monkey dressed as Harley Davidson Biker.
What a surprise! another party - they thought would kill the screwdriver holding a bloody-mary until
they all fell
through a hole
landing with Nicky
on a hugh
Heffner bunny girl kisssmiley
in the Australian
Outback. The bunny-girl
a gorgeous blonde boobs
vampire with big
teeth that could
rip big holes
into whatever was
blood filled flesh.
The Oranjemund witches
loved this scenary
and enjoyed invoking
their act of
perpetual attention seeking
only a feeling
they would understand.
What a story!
RECAP THE LATEST B.......S....... iknow
The Oranjemund witches loved this scenery and enjoyed invoking their act perpetual attention seeking of only a feeling they would understand. What a story!
Sylvester the pope
stood still, grinning
a toothless grin
waving his arms
like a crazy
dog at Paula
who was threatening
to blow his
mytra from his
missing ear when
in came a
rather fat bishop
bloated like a
blowfish, sweating and panting
like a pyrinian
it was Georg (jr)
who told Paula
Hey Paula. Do you know what grammer is? pls :emot19:
do you know
Look who's talking! :culo1:
:emot98:
how to write.
Because he didn't
believe she can't.
teach him grammer
:emot19:
...
23 years later,
he still didn't
have a clue
on the grammer
but therefor, he
tried his best
to satisfy his
his brain cells
before they started
to fall downward
toward his big
toe, he just
got sucked by
a gay guy
. No! That's to
exciting for Georg jr
and so the
offer of tequila
Beckoned the unfortunate
pair to get
accustom with the
tradition of drinking
licking and sucking
lemon and salt
Hey Mike. How would you like the idea of free tequila on the board for every 100 postings. quickdop
Georg then fell
hitting his head
on Paulas soft
stuffed dog, he
fell flat onto
his back, stretching
his imagination further
than he can
and caterpolted himself
over the witches
crying all the
way to the
girls toilets to
write naughty notes
on the back
of the doors
with lipstick and
nail polish. He
then saw a
giagantic pimple on
the front of
Paulas swollen nose.
She then slapped
Chelleen, Diana, Julie
:emot19:
and strangled Georg jr
with her pinkie
in her "&#**+.
The little gnomes
ran after georg jr
to reward him
... have to go girls. My daughter wants to visit her freind.
See ya.
for being a
fantastic gentleman and
he had a
excuse to runaway
because he is
scared of girls
and their big
mammas who won't
stop at anything
to protect their
girls from Georg jr
because he is
a marked man
. Respect! A true
wolf in sheeps
boots. Everybody loved
taking the mickey
mouse out for
dinner. What's up
with him today?
idontknow daman :wow1:
The last ticket
, one way only
on magical mystery
tour with John,
reminiscing of the
Beatles with Paul,
walking down Abby
Road when Ringo
smoking a 'joint'
saw Amy Winehouse
and thought Oh
poo, now what
so I'm addicted
to gunja mun!
In the distance
a flash of
light was seen.
It turned out
to be George (Harrison)
lost in the
Fog On The
other side of
the planet Zaarb
- I'm so lost
but Mick could
use his satnav
in Brians car
to get through
to radio control
who told him
to follow the
Yellow brick road :emot98:
Elton couldn't believe
the response caused
and let out
a rendition of
"Humpty Dumpty" singing
as he steered
the frontscreen of
his polar bear
outfit through the
old spiderwebs and
scared himself as
he saw himself
in some parallel
garb that was
that was hung
out to dry
over a cannabis
bush that belonged
to Britney Spears
. She went mental
and called for
the LAPD to
call the SPCA!
Finally the C.I.A
offered the FBI
a lesson on
restraining AA hopefuls
from falling off
the reality train
into what they
would call the
"absolution resolution resurrection"
meaning absolutly nothing.
(sorry Barb, but I'm sure john Cleese and Michael Palin would have put it this way to)
I will wait it out - MOST people will understand. :36_2_35:
:36_2_35: :Weed_Spin_2: :emot112_2:
After all they
understood, she had
never known that
one day she
would turn into
Humpty Dumpty who
lovedpole dancing. Sometimes
it get's scrambled
up between you
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on January 07, 2008, 11:43:13 AM
loved pole dancing. Sometimes
Georg jr, what don't you understand about "THREE WORDS" LOL
and the pavement
. On top of
I see four words dude!
:emot172:
a high building
Paula steered down
Then check the original. I think you changed it....
:buffo9:
and punched Georg jr
(she tried) but
then slapped him
(she missed again)
because he cries
: GET HER AWAY!!!!!
He lies well
, but doesn't want
us to know
about his past.
Shame he is
falling for her
big hairy feet :sorriso2:
and admitted addiction
to Oranjemund Online
The gemlins suddenly
jumped out of
a secret compartment
and gobble Georg jr
up.That was
a fine meal
and a sad
end to him.
The girls on
the forum cheered (sorry had to get in here before Bot Georg could change our way of thinking)
hysterically, hugging one
another and jumping
with joy for
: Incarnated Georg appeared
hihihi e154
and behind him
(from Diana via phone)
stood Brad Pit
aaaah! That's cheating. I'm gonna tell hey.... MICHAEL!!!
envying him for
disappearing. Now Brad
disappeared with him.
hihihi
(from Diana via phone)
no more George
Who is George?
Sorry Georg put an e on. spelt it the english way
(I used three words. I was trying to continue the game)
Mean while back
in the future
things had changed.
More and more
everybody believed in
the reason why
Diana kept phoning
was so that
Brad Pitt could
take-over the forum.
Unfortenatly he asked
put was surprised
at the reponse
he got from
Angelina and Jennifer ( I'll play by myself then )
they said we
were far to
nice to have
to put up
with this so
bravousing george snr
with a glove
he held up ...
Quote from: Julie on January 08, 2008, 10:57:57 PM
bravousing george snr
Upps, whats that ????? idontknow
Without glasses he
and kissed Koos
Please help me Paula! What's this here mean?
Without glasses he and kissed Koos
O.K. THEN....
to put up
with this,so
with a glove
he held up
his hand and
Quote from: georgswa on January 09, 2008, 09:57:15 AM
Quote from: Julie on January 08, 2008, 10:57:57 PM
bravousing george snr
Upps, whats that ????? idontknow
May be that summary helps a bit to understand the story bravo
for making this very long story comprehensible
did a jig
Maybe I'm just a bit blond or something but I've now TOTALY lost the plot. gnite allgood
(Let's try again)
Without glasses he
was very squint-eyed
and couldn't see
, and kissed Koos
cause he thought
he was a
princess. Yeagh! That's
a hum dinger
.Koos was a
orange haired cat.
The kind of
feline that was
used to the
finer things in
life, but only
did he realize
to his horror
**** sorry, just out of curiosity, does'nt anyone want to condense all of this story into one post ao we can catch up? ****
pls
Gee Thanks Georg, Glad to see you have time on your hands :sorriso2: The way this story is going we will able to publish a novel at the end of the year, maybe film rights can be sold......
hehehehhe!
what's this we, you are always got gout!
:emot19: :emot172:
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 11, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Gee Thanks Georg, Glad to see you have time on your hands :sorriso2: The way this story is going we will able to publish a novel at the end of the year, maybe film rights can be sold......
yeaaaaaa Mike, start looking for the actors, i make the arrangements in Holywood and will do the directing and script bling1
that Mike was
rather cute and
had no gout
Quote from: Michael Alexander on January 11, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Gee Thanks Georg, Glad to see you have time on your hands :sorriso2: The way this story is going we will able to publish a novel at the end of the year, maybe film rights can be sold......
hehehehhe!
I started putting it into word a couple of days ago. But it's really work. I'll keep it going though.
the sexy hunk.
It was 5am
and a rooster
sang "Hit me
again with your
rythem stick", believing
that it would
get the attention
Tom Jones used
to get when
he performed for
the Poledancing ladies
in the geriatric
show of 2008.
(We've reached page 100) fireworks1 :auguri1:
Passing the window
, wearing purple pajamas
,a green man
with blue hair
That's to exciting for Georg jr and so the offer of tequila Beckoned the unfortunate pair to get accustom with the tradition of drinking licking and sucking lemon and salt.
Georg then fell hitting his head on Paulas soft stuffed dog, he fell flat onto his back, stretching his imagination further than he can and caterpolted himself over the witches crying all the way to the girls toilets to write naughty notes on the back of the doors with lipstick and nail polish. He then saw a giagantic pimple on the front of Paulas swollen nose. She then slapped Chelleen, Diana, Julie and strangled Georg jr with her pinkie in her "&#**+.
The little gnomes ran after georg jr to reward him for being a fantastic gentleman and he had a excuse to runaway because he is scared of girls and their big mammas who won't stop at anything to protect their girls from Georg jr because he is a marked man.
Respect! A true wolf in sheeps boots. Everybody loved taking the mickey mouse out for dinner. What's up with him today?
The last ticket, one way only on magical mystery tour with John, reminiscing of the Beatles with Paul, walking down Abby Road when Ringo smoking a 'joint' saw Amy Winehouse and thought Oh poo, now what so I'm addicted to gunja mun!
In the distance a flash of light was seen. It turned out to be George (Harrison) lost in the Fog On The other side of the planet Zaarb I'm so lost but Mick could use his satnav in Brians car to get through to radio control who told him to follow the Yellow brick road Elton couldn't believe the response caused and let out a rendition of "Humpty Dumpty" singing as he steered the frontscreen of his polar bear outfit through the old spiderwebs and scared himself as he saw himself in some parallel garb that hung out to dry over a cannabis bush that belonged to Britney Spears.
She went mental and called for the LAPD to call the SPCA! Finally the C.I.A offered the FBI a lesson on restraining AA hopefuls from falling off the reality train into what they would call the absolution resolution resurrection meaning absolutly nothing.
After all they understood, she had never known that one day she would turn into Humpty Dumpty who Loved pole dancing. Sometimes it get's scrambled up between you and the pavement.
On top of a high building Paula steered down and punched Georg jr (she tried) but then slapped him (she missed again) because he cries : GET HER AWAY!!!!! He lies well , but doesn't want us to know about his past.
Shame he is falling for her big hairy feet and admitted addiction to Oranjemund Online
The gemlins suddenly jumped out of a secret compartment and gobble Georg jr up.That was a fine meal and a sad end to him.
The girls on the forum cheered hysterically, hugging one another and jumping with joy for : Incarnated Georg appeared and behind him stood Brad Pit envying him for disappearing.
Now Brad disappeared with him. no more George Who is George?
Mean while back in the future things had changed. everybody believed in the reason why Diana kept phoning was so that Brad Pitt could take-over the forum.
Unfortenatly he asked put was surprised at the reponse he got from Angelina and Jennifer they said we were far to nice to have to put up with this so with a glove he held up.
Without glasses he was very squint-eyed and couldn't see , and kissed Koos cause he thought he was a princess. Yeagh! That's a hum dinger .
Koos was a orange haired cat. The kind of feline that was used to the finer things in life, but only did he realize to his horror that Mike was rather cute and had no gout the sexy hunk.
It was 5am and a rooster sang "Hit me again with your rythem stick", believing that it would get the attention Tom Jones used to get when he performed for the Poledancing ladies in the geriatric show of 2008. Passing the window, wearing purple pajamas ,a green man with blue hair
said 100 pages
of nonsense produced
a chronicle of
how not to
approach O'munders with
an open forum
. It could be
that there is
no end to
the amount of
random words strung
on a golden
haze of memories
and bull dust
. Prior to the
forum these glory
days were just
trapped in our
minds and hearts
waiting for airing
.A group of
unemployed dentists joined
the "Oranjemund Gang"
right after they
pulled their teeth
out their mouths
walking around toothless
and grinning to
the amusement of
geee wiz, there ain't much talking going on out here, WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!
Georg jr and Mike.
Spitting while talking
is a discipline
only achieved by
toothless dentists who
danced in the
fairy garden down
at the lake.
At midnight light
Last sentence recap
A group of unemployed dentists joined the "Oranjemund Gang" right after they pulled their teeth out their mouths walking around toothless and grinning to the amusement of Georg jr and Mike. Spitting while talking is a discipline only achieved by toothless dentists who danced in the fairy garden down at the lake. At midnight light
came in through
the jails window
Paula behind the
criminal Georg who
was making sure
he got his
soap on rope
to attach to
the shower hose
so that he
didn't have to
bend and cause ( Great minds hey I see you with me Paula)
himself unexplained pain
(hahahaha)
He was afraid
he might like
having pain, but
instead Little Mo
helped him to
At midnight light came in through the jails window Paula behind the criminal Georg who was making sure he got his soap on rope to attach to the shower hose so that he din't have to bend and cause himself unexplained pain. He was afraid he might like having pain, but instead Little Mo helped him to
wash his feet
standing upright. Later (Where's everybody?)
he even learned
how to yodel
Shakiras "what Ever, When Ever" in
(hey this is a three word story Georg jr, remember!)
a high pitch
to scare off
the men who
were impressed by
Quote from: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on January 17, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
(hey this is a three word story Georg jr, remember!)
a high pitch
(Doesn't the title go down as one word. Hey are you picking on me again just because Michael isn't around?)
Georgie brave way
(Georgie Porgie)
he took to
"make girls cry"
Georg was kicked
in the butt
which made him
At midnight light came in through the jails window Paula behind the criminal Georg who was making sure he got his soap on rope to attach to the shower hose so that he din't have to bend and cause himself unexplained pain. He was afraid he might like having pain, but instead Little Mo helped him to wash his feet standing upright.
Later he even learned how to yodel Shakiras "what Ever, When Ever" in a high pitch to scare off the men who were impressed by Georgie´s brave way, he took to "make girls cry" Georg was kicked in the butt which made him
all the more
eager to proof
how brave he
could even be
when under attack
of a wild
drag queen who
who broke her
inplants while Georg
(hey Georg jr, what's with the "who, who!") are you turning into an owl???
:buffo9:
(making fun of handicapped??? I'm stuttering! Shame on you)
just fainted. Bang
she shot him
(s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o-o-o-o-o-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!)
thumper
.She then called
Mike to help
but he was
counting stock at
the "Adult Shop".
Georg jumped up
,suddenly revived ,and
rushed to the
"Adult shop", falling
to get there
and help Mike.
Boy was he
p*ssed off when
Mike would not
talk to him.
Georg wanted to
be sure Paula
knew where the
fairies had put
the magic potion
she had to
use to enable
for her witchy
all the more eager to proof how brave he could even be when under attack of a wild drag queen who who broke her inplants while Georg just fainted. Bang she shot him. She then called Mike to help but he was counting stock at the "Adult Shop". Georg jumped up, suddenly revived ,and rushed to the "Adult shop", falling to get there and help Mike.
Boy was he p*ssed off when Mike would not talk to him. Georg wanted to be sure Paula knew where the fairies had put the magic potion, she had to use to enable her witchy
, tricky, bitchy... Suddenly
the truth revealed
(oh for goodness sake, now what Georg - cowboy fantasy)
that nobody was
(I'm sorry Barb, but my oldmans grammer confused me...)
really interested in
(i'm talking about the photo !!!)
what all was
(Okay! Trying to get clocer to the Brucevimage. Still have to get the movie done...But what's you're pic about?)
Youre right son, i changed it, but its not much better now,
should we delete as from there and start again ?
It's okay. Think we can continue. There are several simular mistakes in the story.
Georg
confusion and ignorance
(that is me 210 m above Paris.(Tour Montparnasse) It was very cold.)
amongst the crew.
As a result
of incapability you
you resort to
after being put
in your place.
"Not enough!" he
wanted more ice-cream
with chocolate topping
to gobble down.
(Barb, I think georg jr is going through an identity crisis..hahaha..looks like David Beckham is his new target..hahaha)
After the devouring
had tagen mountz
(Hey! Do you need help? Ask Skinny. She's lerning us Englisht)
they were about
to continue when
they all went
mad about being
in the lush
by noon. Later
a Nun told
her version of
the Holy Water
, which was different
to what the
beggars would believe
, the water smelt
like champagne which
was odd - we
all knew that
it was not
. Truely a situation
that needed the
concentration of a
priest or a
, tricky, bitchy...
Suddenly the truth revealed that nobody was really interested in what all was confusion and ignorance amongst the crew. As a result of incapability you resort to, after being put in your place. "Not enough!" he wanted more ice-cream with chocolate topping to gobble down. After the devouring had tagen mountz they were about to continue when they all went mad about being in the lush by noon.
Later a Nun told her version of the Holy Water , which was different to what the beggars would believe , the water smelt like champagne which was odd – we all knew that it was not . Truely a situation that needed the concentration of a priest or a
choir girl. This
was near impossible
, because the only
weapons they carried
were red bananas.
This was a
strange way of
defending their reputation.
After work was
completed they headed
to the casachstan
to party with
goats, herdsmen and
milkmaids.Usually they
choir girl. This was near impossible , because the only weapons they carried were red bananas. This was a strange way of defending their reputation.
After work was completed they headed to the casachstan to party with goats, herdsmen and milkmaids. Usually they
drank sour milk
that tasted like
old socks soaked
in a bucket of
compost, ........however realizing
.... eeeeagh.... this all
tastes pretty yummy!!
Strange people here.
The next day
they tried to
play a traditional
music instrument that
the milkmaids had
been carrying with
them. No-body could
hear the instrument
because it was
so tiny, no-one
could see that
it didn't have
anything at all.
The milkmaid skipped
over the non-existant
fields where she
disapeared in a
puff of smoke........................................Hi george......its only 6pm....should i really be here ha ha
and there stood
Chocolate-Bar the monkey
from way back
to when the
story first started
.He was p*ssed
from all the
tequilla he consumed
confused and disorientated
trying to remember
three little words
, but no chance.
He tried all
all the tricks
he'd ever learned
at the pub
but that did
not help.So
he just posted
drank sour milk that tasted like old socks soaked in a bucket of compost, ........however realizing .... eeeeagh.... this all tastes pretty yummy!!
Strange people here !!!!!
The next day they tried to play a traditional music instrument that the milkmaids had been carrying with them. No-body could hear the instrument because it was so tiny, no-one could see that it didn't have anything at all. The milkmaid skipped over the non-existant fields where she disapeared in a puff of smoke and there stood Chocolate-Bar the monkey from way back to when the story first started .
He was p*ssed from all the tequilla he consumed confused and disorientated trying to remember three little words , but no chance. He tried all all the tricks he'd ever learned at the pub but that did not help.
So he just posted
a letter to
the KWV cellars
to complain about
the naked ladies
that were swimming
in the brooke
and trying to
entice the men
to come swim.
The wine was
dark, heavy and
getting them all
to losen their
shoes. They then
started dancing to
the sounds of
music that was
heard in the
distance.It was
played by casachstan
a relative of
Megastan and Ratatuille.
Who were known
as the "Pasta
Chefs from a
nearby farm. These
stories about the
a letter to the KWV cellars to complain about the naked ladies that were swimming in the brooke and trying to entice the men to come .
The wine was dark, heavy and getting them all to losen their shoes. They then started dancing to the sounds of music that was heard in the distance. It was played by casachstan a relative of Megastan and Ratatuille.
Who were known as the "Pasta Chefs " from a nearby farm. These stories about the
Chefs, goats, nuns,
were quite unbelievable
as if nobody
would ever ivestigate
a case like
meanwhile....back at
ranch, Hoss decided
to break in
before telling everbody
that there was
a barn full
mad cows running
the "Barnyard" Pub.
What a surprise!
Everybody gathered there
to get doped
and enjoy the
lack of electricity
and once more
believe in things
that won't happen.
Now, so what!
does anyone care ? :emot19:
Now start this
party,and lets
boogie,said the
firefly to the
Fairies. They all
joined in without
noticing the bar
was about to
collapse.Miss Piggy
started to scream
as she fell
off chair and
knocked Chocolate-log into
the floor. Meanwhile
in the panic
all began to
fall into place.
Which place would
be best to
fall into? No-one
could see the
truth anymore or
so it seemed.
The whole lot
of them then
retired for the night.
The next morning
coffee was cooked
in the can e154
and porridge was e154
burnt and then
all hell broke
in on them:
The milkmaids,nuns
monks, goats, chocolate
log and Brad
couldn't resist talking
Chefs, goats, nuns, were quite unbelievable as if nobody would ever investigate a case like meanwhile....back at ranch, Hoss decided to break in before telling everbody that there was a barn full mad cows running the "Barnyard" Pub. What a surprise!
Everybody gathered there to get doped and enjoy the lack of electricity and once more believe in things that won't happen. Now, so what! does anyone care ? Now start this party,and lets boogie, said the firefly to the Fairies. They all joined in without noticing the bar was about to collapse.
Miss Piggy started to scream as she fell off chair and knocked Chocolate-log into the floor. Meanwhile in the panic all began to fall into place. Which place would be best to fall into? No-one could see the truth anymore or so it seemed. The whole lot of them then retired for the night.
The next morning coffee was cooked in the can and porridge was burnt and then all hell broke in on them: The milkmaids, nuns monks, goats, chocolate log and Brad couldn't resist talking
1. feb
Only three words
That can't be!
Out of the
dark came a
another three words
That could only
mean one thing,
bobbys back online BierSuip
digging for words
,a miracle,he
is practising after
a heavy night BierSuip
dizzy confused and
full of ardour.
Time to drink
and begin a
weekend of debauchery
with Bruce and
et al. On
the snow covered
sand dune, thanks
to higher powers,
and global climate
changes.So the
time has come........
Hi Bobby......nice to see you..... bighug
Ps....im getting very confused with all the pic changes....i dont know who anyone is anymore....... idontknow
for permamenet pics?
statistical data inputs
copyrights to be
added to the
patented story board
Only three words That can't be!
Out of the dark came a another three words That could only mean one thing, bobbys back online digging for words, a miracle, he is practising after a heavy night dizzy confused and full of ardour. Time to drink
and begin a weekend of debauchery with Bruce and et al.
On the snow covered sand dune, thanks to higher powers, and global climate changes. So the time has come for permamenet pics? statistical data inputs copyrights to be added to the patented story board
4. feb
for future generations
and to see
pink fluffy handcuffs :wow1:
hanging from her
wrought iron bedpost
, a wipp in
the closet and
two glasses of
"Red Bull" and Vodka
to keep going
for 48 hours.
, three days and
then collapse fatigued.
Mouth to mouth
was needed to
maintane a condition
relevent to the
pink clothed palistine
for future generations and to see pink fluffy handcuffs hanging from her wrought iron bedpost , a wipp in the closet and two glasses of "Red Bull" and Vodka to keep going for 48 hours - three days and then collapse fatigued. Mouth to mouth was needed to maintain a condition relevant to the pink clothed palistine
Hey now you start the interesting story !!!!
that wondered about
kinky games played
on a chess-board.
They made padkos
over the braai
before they ventured
deeper into the
desert on a
tricycle with two
local maidens who
had forgotten to
brush their hair.
Their green hair
was meant to
grow longer than
beehived and teased
but now...shaved
and wearing wigs
to cover up
the truth that
he had hidden
for years.Except
his longing for
smaller ears.The
big nose was
never a problem,
untill he met
the lovely Agatha.
full of mystery
and imaginations of
a flat nosed
and tiny eared
Irish lephrachan.....from
please stop this . . . arse
never said the
monks father after
deliberating with his
grandfathers youngest daughter
his Aunt by
who was known
by the name
of chocolate - log
. Now it became...........................................think the last few messages were out of sync
apparent to everyone
how hard it
was to be
or a wasp
.Wasps were known
to confuse Bobby
especially since he
only knew bees.
A very sad
reminder that when
he got stinged
his bum swelled
as far out
as a red
big baloon filled
with hellium.Soon
he lifted from
the hills of
Beverly, traveling to
upper Bel Air
as high up
as an Airship
and landed on
top of the
a huge cactus
the size of
Micheal.Only when
he felt the
thud of Bobby's
bum did he You all taking to long
notice what was
going on. Michelle (he being the cactus as big as Michael))
surprised cactus Mike
by taking a fancy :sorriso2:@ Boy Georg
dress she wore
that wondered about kinky games played on a chess-board.
They made padkos over the before they ventured deeper into the desert on a tricycle with two local maidens who had forgotten to brush their hair. Their green hair was meant to grow longer than beehived and teased but now...shaved and wearing wigs to cover up the truth that he had hidden for years. Except his longing for smaller ears.The big nose was never a problem, until he met the lovely Agatha, full of mystery and imaginations of a flat nosed and tiny eared Irish lephrachan.....from please stop this . . . never said the monks father after deliberating with his grandfathers youngest daughter his Aunt by who was known by the name of chocolate – log .
Now it became apparent to everyone how hard it was to be or a wasp. Wasps were known to confuse Bobby especially since he only knew bees. A very sad reminder that when he got stinged his bum swelled as far out as a red big baloon filled with hellium. Soon he lifted from the hills of Beverly, traveling to upper Bel Air as high up as an Airship and landed on top of the a huge cactus the size of Micheal. Only when he felt the thud of Bobby's bum did he notice what was going on.
Michelle surprised cactus Mike by taking a fancy dress she wore
and her best
friend to the
Diamond Queen Ball
where they met
Koos talking to
the ex oranjemunders
who had gathered ( hi to everyone online......)
to chat about
"Why O'munders were
only happy about
living in the
Past." Transcendenz is
a very serious
way of experiencing
life. Boldly go
forth and multiply
like Boy-Georg did
while looking for
a reason to
find out how
this was happening
all over again.
please finish this
he screamed,while
everybody cheered him
on.This only
has one conclusion
: He is the
most virile German,
with the biggest
dancing pole available
beating the Canadian.
Now that's something
as this is
an unexpected fact.
The story goes
on without ever
muddling the plot
which was to
establish where the
begining was.This
was way back
in the days
of Harley Davidson
enthusiasts who were
always ready to
take on a
wild game of
chess in the
nude.While smoking
their breakfast kippers
before they departed
down the road
which lead nowhere.
To do nothing
and see nobody
at any time.
Immunization wasn't required
because they were
doped so thoroughly
that no amount
of poisonous jealousy
could penetrate them.
At the end
they were pleased
they had come
back to oranjemund
where it all
started, and they
were determined not
to give up
on the reunion
so they all
had plenty to
to prepare before
Departure. Who would
ever believe they
were finally about
to find a
"bike run" to
this oasis town
without hope for
and her best friend to the Diamond Queen Ball where they met Koos talking to the ex oranjemunders who had gathered to chat about "Why O'munders were only happy about living in the Past." Transcendenz is a very serious way of experiencing life. Boldly go forth and multiply like Boy-Georg did while looking for a reason to find out how this was happening all over again.
Please finish this he screamed, while everybody cheered him on.This only has one conclusion : He is the most virile German, with the biggest dancing pole available beating the Canadian. Now that's something as this is an unexpected fact.
The story goes on without ever muddling the plot which was to establish where the begining was.This was way back in the days of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who were always ready to take on a wild game of chess in the nude. While smoking their breakfast kippers before they departed down the road which lead nowhere. To do nothing and see nobody at any time.
Immunization wasn't required because they were doped so thoroughly that no amount of poisonous jealousy could penetrate them. At the end they were pleased they had come back to Oranjemund where it all started, and they were determined not to give up on the reunion so they all had plenty to prepare before Departure. Who would ever believe they were finally about to find a "bike run" to this oasis town without hope for
a future life
despite planning, there
where many who
we so undecided
about the orange
coloured river passing
right through the
middle of Mike's
braai scenary. Great
colour he thought
the braai-meat has.
Dressed in his
pink tights and
"Cheetah-Spotted" T.shirt
he started to
sing and dance
while Michelle played
with her big
porta pool pump.
Why she did
only Michael knew.
but maybe gout
somehow had a
role to play
as pumps can
not be eaten
before breakfast. The
best time being
just after the
ceremony for winners
of the Gala.
This would be
a new opportunity
for denture wearers
to catch up
on their pumping
a red baloon
to view the
antics of those
gathering around town.
After full moon
all went wild,
when the dentures
started clapping and
chatting and then
they had to
behave well, because
they had to
make a big
entrance to the
reunion in CT.
Not knowing that
Barb was on
the way,they
started singing the
Ba-Ba-Barbara-Anne song
thinking this is
the only way
to get her
to use Smilies
which Robert hated.
Now during every
moderating session a
he gave up
and decided if
seas could part
he would walk
to New York
to shop, shop
with Cherry and
visit The Rock
Take a picture
of himself looking
at ground zero
dressed as an
oversized replica of
a horrible triphid
This pleased the
exorcism priest greatly
who had been
waiting for his
pole dancing witch
to fall before
his feet in
a mess of
Holy water. Then
the witches skin
would illuminate and
they could be
one with the
jolly green giant
climbing into the
Bat Mobile that
had three wheels
and morphed into
an animal like
creature.Only the
handlebars were made
of marshmallows and
melting smarties that
(see you later Patricia)
caused problems for
his curling fingernails
stop this crap
screamed a Canadian.
why does he
have a problem
we all asked
why, why, why?
but no answer
has the cat
got your tongue
screamed the nun
while catching up
to the naked
monk that she
had called darling
night after night
ever hopefull that
he might just
take her to
the end of
the rainbow where
the pot'o gold
would be waiting.
Sadly, naked monks
hugged each other
all the time
while being very
protective towards their
yorkshire pudding tins
that had been
secretly hidden in
a hollow tree
they need these
for survival purposes
expecially sunday dinner
for on Monday
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a future life despite planning, there where many who we so undecided about the orange coloured river passing right through the middle of Mike's scenary. Great colour he thought the -meat has. Dressed in his pink tights and "Cheetah-Spotted" T.shirt he started to sing and dance while Michelle played with her big porta pool pump. Why she did only Michael knew. But maybe gout somehow had a role to play as pumps can not be eaten before breakfast. The best time being just after the ceremony for winners of the Gala.
This would be a new opportunity for denture wearers to catch up
on their pumping a red baloon to view the antics of those gathering around town. After full moon all went wild, when the dentures started clapping and chatting and then they had to behave well, because they had to make a big entrance to the reunion in CT. Not knowing that Barb was on the way, they started singing the Ba-Ba-Barbara-Anne song thinking this is the only way to get her to use Smilies which Robert hated.
Now during every moderating session a he gave up and decided if seas could part he would walk to New York to shop, shop with Cherry and visit The Rock Take a picture of himself looking at ground zero dressed as an oversized replica of a horrible triphid. This pleased the exorcism priest greatly who had been waiting for his pole dancing witch to fall before his feet in a mess of Holy water. Then the witches skin would illuminate and would illuminate and one with the jolly green giant climbing into the Bat Mobile that had three wheels and morphed into an animal like creature. Only the handlebars were made of marshmallows and melting smarties that caused problems for his curling fingernails stop this crap screamed a Canadian.
Why does he have a problem we all asked why, why, why? but no answer has the cat got your tongue screamed the nun while catching up to the naked monk that she had called darling night after night ever hopefull that he might just take her to the end of the rainbow where the pot'o gold would be waiting.
Sadly, naked monks hugged each other all the time while being very protective towards their yorkshire pudding tins that had been secretly hidden in a hollow tree, they need these for survival purposes expecially sunday dinner for on Monday
its pay-day :emot98:
and all money
would be squandered
on the bills.
bollocks to the
bills we'll buy
round of Jägermeister
and Irish Stout.
Whatabout a PARTY
at midnight in
our cyber land.
Who'll provide the
music and the
food and drinks
,the gremlins? So
we had better
be nice to
its pay-day and all money would be squandered on the bills. Bollocks to the bills, we'll buy round of Jägermeister and Irish Stout. Whatabout a PARTY at midnight in our cyber land. Who'll provide the music and the food and drinks, the gremlins? So we had better be nice to
them or else
the drag queen
pretend to be
in charge. Then
wearing false eyelashes
and red stilettos
, with red lipstick
he sulked and
cried his heart
out, when one
of his best
wigs flew off
his clean shaven
head and landed
in the middle
the Scotch Broth
and that's when
he fell off
his stelletto's and
broke his ankle
. This led to
missing the fun
that was about
to explode on
the planet mars
and move over
to the dark
side of the
wild clubbing scene
on the moon.
Time had come
to let our
heros to be
them or else the drag queen pretend to be in charge. Then wearing false eyelashes and red stilettos , with red lipstick he sulked and cried his heart out, when one of his best wigs flew off his clean shaven head and landed in the middle the Scotch Broth and that's when he fell off his stelletto's and broke his ankle. This led to missing the fun that was about to explode on the planet mars and move over to the dark side of the wild clubbing scene on the moon.
Time had come to let our heros to be
have their way
, because they had
such a hard
bald head, they
could score goals
without anyone cheering
them on. Other
not too happy
with this arrangement
they tried to
make new rules.
That's not easy,
when the Chief
is very stubborn
when it comes
to being a
teatotaler he enjoys
having his belly
rubbed by fairies
was he buddah
have their way , because they had such a hard bald head, they could score goals without anyone cheering them on. Other not too happy with this arrangement they tried to make new rules. That's not easy, when the Chief is very stubborn when it comes to being a teatotaler he enjoys having his belly rubbed by fairies, was he buddah ?
The fairies thought
that they could
create something wonderful
by just being
great pole dancing
beauties, alowing all
but the butler
to be part
of their tour
down the "Untere Strasse"
where they were
the Heidelberg beer.
Dressed as beer-bottles
and wearing curley
shoes,they danced
Pogo in Togo.
This was known
as one of
the fertility dances,
that brought about (you taking to long)
lots of babies
to the already
overpopulated Casachstan society.
This caused a
bad case of
foot and mouth
desease involving all
the local hussies.
This reminds me
of the day
when Diana and
Rhona were planning
to get absolutely
blasted with all
the green drink
Rhona and Claire
had concocted while
driving a big
motorbike with sidecar.
At the top
of the railing
all the followers
rallied around to
disspose of the
new born king
cobra that had
bitten everybody in
in the runup
to the motorbike
rally in cape
Town, being the
The fairies thought that they could create something wonderful by just being great pole dancing beauties, alowing all but the butler to be part of their tour down the "Untere Strasse" where they were the Heidelberg beer. Dressed as beer-bottles and wearing curley shoes, they danced Pogo in Togo.
This was known as one of the fertility dances, that brought about lots of babies to the already overpopulated Casachstan society. This caused a bad case of foot and mouth desease involving all the local hussies. This reminds me of the day when Diana and Rhona were planning to get absolutely blasted with all the green drink. Rhona and Claire had concocted while driving a big with sidecar. At the top of the railing all the followers rallied around to dispose of the new born king cobra that had bitten everybody in in the runup to the rally in Cape Town, being the
last to arrive
we didn't see
Bobby jumping around
like a mad
as he approached
us from behind
pulling out a feedme
"thing-a-me' bob that
scared the sh....t
out of the
raging crowd. After
a few more
glances, we realised
we had no
idea how fearsome
last to arrive we didn't see Bobby jumping around like a mad as he approached us from behind pulling out a "thing-a-me' bob that scared the sh....t out of the raging crowd. After a few more glances, we realised we had no idea how fearsome
the oranjemund aunties
and their poles
would be, if
the attention was
moved to Keith
"The Rotter" who
hides in the
alley just behind
pole-dancing schools in
down town Manhatten.
What a jump
said the girls
as they swang
on the foofie-slide
, not noticing the
tights having a
big ladder down
the inside of
them. So down
to their toes
it ran while
Bev tried to
untangle her hair
from her stiletto
whilest bending over
backwards in a
itsy, bitsy, teeny
weeny yellow polka
thong.....meanwhile Diana
laughed as the
yard of ale
was about to
hit the spot
nobody knew of.
Except Diana, who
along with barbara
and Bev, carried
the clue to
where george would
last to arrive we didn't see Bobby jumping around like a mad as he approached us from behind pulling out a "thing-a-me' bob that scared the sh....t out of the raging crowd. After a few more glances, we realised we had no idea how fearsome the oranjemund aunties and their poles would be, if the attention was moved to Keith "The Rotter" who hides in the alley just behind pole-dancing schools in down town Manhatten. What a jump said the girls as they swang on the foofie-slide, not noticing the tights having a big ladder down the inside of them.
So down to their toes it ran while Bev tried to untangle her hair from her stiletto while bending over backwards in a itsy, bitsy, teeny weeny yellow polka thong.....meanwhile Diana laughed as the yard of ale was about to hit the spot nobody knew of. Except Diana, who along with barbara and Bev, carried the clue to where george would
be trying to
>who's George?< hihihi
outdo the girls >Georg being the daddy hi hi>
what ? not possible !
We girls are
invincable and clearly
invisable at times
especially when guys
as big as
walnuts are parading
naked through the
streets of London
desperately in need
of some attention
. Sunglasses are needed
to protect the
girls from being
complementary to men
,as exaggerating was
still the most
popular way of
aiding mens ego's.
"AAAAHHH Diana!" Georg
said as he
put on his
brave face,look
here I am
just in time,
to show you
how good looking
I could be
if only the
the lights went
off and the
six-pack played along.
Picking up his
raincoat and hat
and wearing nothing
off he went
trying to hide
his embarrassment. When
the girls came
through the forest
, they were planing
to go for
a dip in
the crystel lake
swimming around with
the goldfish and
a small piranha
called Nemo.Who
would have thought
that girls could
resist Georg for
being a fantastic
.They did,and
he was very
flirtatious with his
new techniques at
pole dancing naked
,it was the
worst night ever
,one he would
strut his funky
chicken dance and
be trying to outdo the girls what ? not possible ! We girls are invincable and clearly invisable at times especially when guys as big as walnuts are parading naked through the streets of London desperately in need of some attention. Sunglasses are needed to protect the girls from being complementary to men, as exaggerating was still the most popular way of aiding mens ego's.
"AAAAHHH Diana!" Georg said as he put on his brave face,look here I am just in time, to show you how good looking I could be if only the the lights went off and the six-pack played along. Picking up his raincoat and hat and wearing nothing off he went trying to hide his embarrassment. When the girls came through the forest , they were planing to go for a dip in the crystel lake swimming around with the goldfish and a small piranha called Nemo. Who would have thought that girls could resist Georg for being a fantastic. They did,and he was very flirtatious with his new techniques at pole dancing naked, it was the worst night ever ,one he would strut his funky chicken dance and
28 march
fart in tune
with the orchestra
Old German Blasmusik
.A party trick
from Bavaria where
it didn't go
well ,due to
the fact that
the girls were
all Cheetah Supporters
.This was Michaels
to promote his
vicar and tarts
dressed in Orange
intending to portray
a happy image
for all to
believe that they
can actually play
rugby and score
by playing soccer. err, hmmm!
while nearby, dalene
cheered them on.
They started praying
the rosary while
a snow storm
put paid to
any hanky panky
that Michael had
on his mind
which could have
caused an injury
to the unsuspecting
policeman watching the
Zimbabwean election voting
on last sunday.
fart in tune with the orchestra " Old German Blasmusik ". A party trick from Bavaria where it didn't go well ,due to the fact that the girls were all Cheetah Supporters. This was Michaels to promote his vicar and tarts dressed in Orange intending to portray a happy image for all to believe that they can actually play rugby and score by playing soccer, while nearby, dalene cheered them on.
They started praying the rosary while a snow storm put paid to any hanky panky that Michael had on his mind which could have caused an injury to the unsuspecting policeman watching the Zimbabwean election voting on last sunday.
1. April
This was unusual
because in Simbabwe
Simba the lion
was Bob hunting
from eve till
dawn,while Morgan
demanded to know
where he could
have got too
if only he
he wouldn't sleep
please stop this
screamed Bob,terrified
that if they
would win the
most improved trophy
in the election
for someone to
climb up that
massive sandy dune
only to find
that someone had
put a bag
of dog poop
just under the
Presidents chair that
that only had
one leg and
was made of
wood. Things were
in the process
of causing insomnia
for the most
This was unusual because in Simbabwe Simba the lion was Bob hunting from eve till dawn, while Morgan demanded to know where he could have got too if only he wouldn't sleep, please stop this screamed Bob, terrified that if they would win the most improved trophy in the election for someone to climb up that massive sandy dune only to find that someone had put a bag of dog poop just under the Presidents chair that that only had one leg and was made of wood.
Things were in the process of causing insomnia for the most
Oranjemund forum member
for a long
they all wanted
not to be
outdone by a
croud of crazy
people from the
back of beyond.
Yonder stands a
the most perfect
beautiful, intelligent, wise,
little wizard who
wished to be
not involved but
still have his
opinion heard despite
of all the
reasons not to
be trying to
be helpful. Everybody
loved the attitude
of democracy except
when wanting to
experience world domination.
Not that he
had any idea
not involving cheating
to go about
achieving this. The
townies went out
and drank all
night.....which caused
the democracy movement
to join hands
with every other
like minded people
within this galaxy
and get drunk.
Drinking Georgs Schnaps
from a dirty
siv kind of
goblet that had
that was used
for mixing his
Bloody-Mary in his
white satin bed
which had a
gold coloured lining
and a large
crown printed on
his bum, this
was the best
,so he thought.
Only his belief
in the dwarf
with the magic
jug of beer
that the leprechaun
gave him for
love making purposes
could help him
to be the
greatest stud of
:wow1:
of all in
the Kingdom of
Brussel Sprouts in
which the women
put their confidance
in Georgs ability
of being Dianas
one and only...
Let's forget that!
He couldn't forget
how much he
felt so inadequate...
having to forget
her. As she
was the best
of the worst
(Hey Hey Boy Georg,watch it)
bunch of lovers
he had never
experienced - but wanted!!!
Poor boy, if
only he'd tried
digging in the dirt,
he would have
been enlighted. But
to late she cried
because she realised
he was a
puny little squirt!
How sad, he
only wanted some
good loving.Now
its time for
a change of
Oranjemund forum member for a long they all wanted not to be outdone by a croud of crazy people from the back of beyond.
Yonder stands a the most perfect , intelligent, wise, little wizard who wished to be not involved but still have his opinion heard despite of all the reasons not to be trying to be helpful.
Everybody loved the attitude of democracy except when wanting to experience world domination. Not that he had any idea not involving cheating to go about achieving this. The townies went out and drank all night.....which caused the democracy movement to join hands with every other like minded people within this galaxy and get drunk.
Drinking Georgs Schnaps from a dirty siv kind of goblet that had that was used for mixing his Bloody-Mary in his white satin bed which had a gold coloured lining and a large crown printed on his bum, this was the best ,so he thought. Only his belief in the dwarf with the magic jug of beer that the leprechaun gave him for love making purposes could help him to be the greatest stud of of all in the Kingdom of Brussel Sprouts in which the women put their confidance in Georgs ability of being Dianas one and only...
Let's forget that! He couldn't forget how much he felt so inadequate... having to forget her. As she was the best of the worst bunch of lovers he had never experienced - but wanted!!! Poor boy, if only he'd tried digging in the dirt, he would have been enlighted. But to late she cried because she realised he was a puny little squirt! How sad, he only wanted some good loving.
Now its time for a change of
12 april
water in the
newly refurbished bog
because Bev prefers
brighter shades of
pale,which was
last sung at
his recent Barmitsvah (spelling not sure?)
during which he
first experienced the
feeling of true
affectionate lolipop sucking.
A childhood memory
made it hard
for him to
let loose of
what had happened
so he just
made as if
he was Casanova.
When this was
happening, he thought
I'm in demand
but he was
more or less
out-voted by Bobby.
Bobby had drunk
too much root-beer
brewed with red
hot chilli peppers,
and green jalopenos
which gave him
red hot head
and an itchy
palm which meant
he was going
(Hey, where's this leading to??? )
to scratch it.
Now that everything
(Heeew! That was cloce)
was under control,
Georg dared to
(Why am I in this story so often.)
exhale slowly with....
I was trying to lead the itchy palm into money talk as they say if your palms are itchy you are going to come into some money!)
the mouthpiece of
his ventolin puffer
, which was supposed
calm him. Later
he realised that
it was all
a big joke
.The next day
at 3 minutes
past midday,the
the troop of
Canadian Mounties revealed
their true intensions
much to the
surprise of the
dwarfs that were
laying in wait
for the attack
that never happened.
"Thank God!" he
shouted with a
sob,clutching his
great big hairy
armpit that stank.
''Oh! What a
relief to see
"The Bot Squad"
at last I
can stop wetting
those bloody potplants!
Potplants are illegal
if the weeds
are meant to
make you giggle
, but if they
have medicinal uses,
you're in buiseness.
So that concludes
this delightful tale.
However, having said
that, I propose
we entertain ourselves
by holiday dreaming
with colourful cocktails
and pretty girls
all in a
big tub of
bubbles served by
the bot squad
just after midnight.
But we diverse
in opinion like
the female and
and male would
so it's your
turn to be
smarter than Idious.
I am woman
: That's a problem!
So says the
proud man without
>Ouch! That's getting dangerous<
a single iota
of thought,this
will be my
chance to rule
the kingdom called
Sand City Empire
water in the newly refurbished bog because Bev prefers brighter shades of pale,which was last sung at his recent Barmitsvah during which he first experienced the feeling of true affectionate lolipop sucking.
A childhood memory made it hard for him to et loose of what had happened, so he just made as if he was Casanova. When this was happening, he thought I'm in demand but he was more or less out-voted by Bobby.
Bobby had drunk too much root-beer brewed with red hot chilli peppers, and green jalopenos which gave him red hot head and an itchy palm which meant he was going to scratch it.
Now that everything was under control, Georg dared to exhale slowly with the mouthpiece of his ventolin puffer, which was supposed calm him. Later he realised that it was all a big joke .The next day at 3 minutes
past midday,the the troop of Canadian Mounties revealed their true intentions much to the surprise of the dwarfs that were laying in wait for the attack that never happened.
"Thanks God!" he shouted with a sob, clutching his great big hairy armpit that stank. ''Oh! What a relief to see "The Bot Squad" at last I can stop wetting those bloody potplants! Potplants are illegal if the weeds are meant to make you giggle, but if they have medicinal uses, you're in buisiness. So that concludes this delightful tale.
However, having said that, I propose we entertain ourselves by holiday dreaming with colourful cocktails and pretty girls all in a big tub of
bubbles served by the bot squad just after midnight. But we diverse in opinion like the female and and male would so it's your turn to be smarter than Idious. I am woman : That's a problem! So says the proud man without a single iota of thought, this will be my chance to rule the kingdom called Sand City Empire
which was at
times the best
best place to
practice the art
of touching the
bald head when
full of beer
he tumbled over
the three legged
groox, who had
just strolled by
(what the hell is a 'groox' - is that a makey up word)
in a rather
(you don't know a groox)
slow sexy fashion
(I don't know a groox - and I'm too lazy to get up and open my dictionary)
without even trying
(I thought you were going to tell me. Well, then it must be a makie-up word then after all.)
to appear normal
, because a groox
(do you know what a groox is Diana? Please help.)
has an attitude
well 3 legged,....sexy walk......must be a guy with a very long thing-er-me-gig. Just guessing here you know...
which keeps girls
(AAHH! I knew you would know Diana. We'll have to tell Rhona. She asked first. laughpoint )
on their toes.
The groox himself
was a beast
as timid as
a hot bird
on an ice-berg.
He loved to
show off his
ambitous way of
dancing and shaking
fat belly and
other wobbly bits
he would also
kick back and
wash his jewels
whilest letting everybody
polish them.This
is not the
most erotic thing
to be, but
under the circumstances,
a reasonable way
to form a
group of happy
people tracking Koos.
Believe it or
not, jewel polishing
but poledancing1 is
You not reading properly Boy Georg.
"Believe it or not,jewel polishing............(maybe I should have put a comma in.)
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on April 21, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
You not reading properly Boy Georg.
"Believe it or not,jewel polishing............(maybe I should have put a comma in.)
Fixed it up. Pressed the wrong smiley Sorr!
Still not right Georg. Try again.
What's going on Jnr - are you in the bar???
Hey guys, can't you read? Come on Carl. Your turn. Get the story flowing again.
No Boy georg you can't read BELIEVE IT OR NOT,,,,(coma) JEWEL POLISHING
the story continues;
not, jewel polishing (this a repeat)
can be a
ball, but poledancing1
somehow I'm being misunderstood. but Okay...
is a better
I think its the comma thats confusing you ,as this changes the way you are reading the sentence. e154 never mind we on the road again
way of tempting
the bystanding girls.
Now lets get out of that !!!!!
If they would
only allow Jnr
into Michael's bar
But Oh no
he's too drunk
since he has
no orange g-string
to flaunt his
rugby club colours
during this incadent.
Rhona tried to
get the crue
to help with
erecting the poledancing1
, but Keith decided
streek across the
Collony Boulevard in
his birthday-suit and
polish his pole
.All this polishing
left him blind!!!
Something girls wouldn't
know anything about
because their idea
is way better
by using the
the magic powder
To sprinkel over
the small toe
and feeling very
wide awake and
and ready for
a jog around
the other pole.
''Enough!'' shouted Zorro
,slashing Z's as
dreamt about koos
being his slave.
cracking his whip
fantasising about a
brand new shirt.
He'd seen one
in "Macey's" window
and oh wow
it was so
delicately sewn and
beaded with crystals,
that he was
totally blown away.
Imagening this, the
remaining forum members
were astonishingly surprised
to see the
softer side of
Paula now she's
???
not seen any
more, but will
soon shout out
''Be gone! you
mother of all
hard drinking and
fridge raiding scoundrels
. Condemned shall you
now drink water
and Whiskey daily.
And only eat
all the crap
that is found
in Shadow's bowl
. ''What am I
supposed to do
?" she will ask.
Shadow only eats
Micheals burnt steaks
with Spar sauce
and lots of
lekker scoops of
garlic and chili
with a dollop
of Irish stew
which caused indigestion
and letting him
fart all day
and all night
to everyone's amusement.
The following day
(who's this all sabout? Anybody remeber?)
he made a decesion
that's 4 words Georg ... you're getting greedy ...
to never again
allow anybody to
play with his
cover him with
(Clive, huh!!)
"play with his"
toys cos they
always broke them
(Good to see your name again Paula - we are all missing you)
,the little sh*ts.
All of a
sudden everything was
gone completely dark
,all that could
be seen was
nothing .... and Paula!
Luckily for him
, Jnr always carried
an extra pair
Of wellie boots
and a beret.
Which doesn't mean
(me again?? :buffo1: :clean4: :caldo1: laughpoint )
that he is
protected from the
Diana, Rhona gang
, but strong enough
to lift very
heavy steal balls,
he would carry
these around all day. I wanted 4 words.
hoping for mothers
and fathers to
stare in amazement
and their daughters
hopefully wishing that
he would put
a 1 dollar
bill in the
top of their
pockets to see
how they would
get out of
the middle of
the road however
the road rose
up above of
their top pocket
which was at times the best best place to practice the art of touching the bald head when full of beer he tumbled over the three legged groox, who had just strolled by in a rather slow sexy fashion without even trying to appear normal, because a groox has an attitude which keeps girls on their toes.
The groox himself was a beast as timid as a hot bird on an ice-berg. He loved to show off his ambitous way of dancing and shaking fat belly and other wobbly bits, he would also kick back and wash his jewels whilest letting everybody polish them.This is not the most erotic thing to be, but under the circumstances, a reasonable way to form a group of happy people tracking Koos.
Believe it or not, can be a ball, but is a better way of tempting the bystanding girls. If they would only allow Jnr into Michael's bar. But Oh no he's too drunk since he has no orange g-string to flaunt his rugby club colours during this incadent. Rhona tried to get the crew to help with erecting the , but Keith decided streek across the Colony Boulevard in his birthday-suit and polish his pole. All this polishing left him blind!!! Something girls wouldn't know anything about because their idea is way better by using the the magic powder to sprinkel over the small toe and feeling very wide awake and and ready for a jog around the other pole.
''Enough!'' shouted Zorro ,slashing Z's as dreamt about koos being his slave, cracking his whip fantasising about a brand new shirt. He'd seen one n "Macey's" window and oh wow it was so delicately sewn and beaded with crystals, that he was totally blown away. Imagining this, the remaining forum members were astonishingly surprised to see the softer side of Paula now she's not seen any more, but will soon shout out ''Be gone! You "mother of all hard drinking and fridge raiding scoundrels. Condemned shall you now drink water and Whiskey daily and only eat all the crap that is found in Shadow's bowl.
''What am I supposed to do ?" she will ask. Shadow only eats Micheals burnt steaks with Spar sauce and lots of lekker scoops of garlic and chili with a dollop of Irish stew which caused indigestion and letting him fart all day and all night to everyone's amusement.
The following day he made a decision to never again allow anybody to play with his cover him with toys cos they always broke them ,the little sh*ts. All of a sudden everything was gone completely dark ,all that could
be seen was nothing .... and Paula! Luckily for him , Jnr always carried an extra pair Of wellie boots and a beret. Which doesn't mean that he is protected from the Diana, Rhona gang , but strong enough to lift very heavy steal balls, he would carry these around all day, hoping for mothers and fathers to stare in amazement and their daughters hopefully wishing that he would put a 1 dollar bill in the top of their pockets to see how they would get out of the middle of the road, however the road rose up above of their top pocket
Ah the story so far, thanks snr.
turning left after
the first right
turn after the
third roundabout behind
the ghost house
that would vanish
into the bottom
of the abyss
that was known
as the end
hi diana!
of the road.
At this point
only three things
would happen to
Sorry dont find that in the post @ Junr change it where ever that is idontknow
It should read would occur to
Thanks oldman. Haven't got a dictionary at hand...
:emot19: Hey snr, you should write a letter to St Pauls in Windhoek and ask for a refund of jnr's school fees laughpoint laughpoint
@ Carl
I hope you realize that was about 30 years ago ...St Pauls
Junr to my feelings is doing better in english then me with my french iknow
On the other hand he deserves a thumper sometimes
bravo Ok. To continue the story :
Georg jnr: would happen to
Carl: appear at once, (story continues from here)
Quote from: Carl Wrbka on May 06, 2008, 09:15:51 AM
:emot19: Hey snr, you should write a letter to St Pauls in Windhoek and ask for a refund of jnr's school fees laughpoint laughpoint
*'$§"&='*
Haven't forgot how to curse... So carefull there guys...
or even twice
Vernon Koekemoer, or
Dolly Parton. So
please refrain from
touching any part
(I see where this is leading, Diana) boobs
close to the
asset's of these
largely obnoxious people.
Now don't believe
your verbal repetuoir
or anything else
will impress anybody!
But I know
pretty unmasked lady
what a wonderfull
will always try
to eat grapes
but secretly prefers
hops and yeast.
But only on
days with a
'Y' in them.
Which meant that
the party continued
relentlessly and undisturbed
throughout all of
the days of
the party. Then
the moment of
peace came unto
the unruly crowd.
Joy to all,
and goodwill to
most of them
except Mugabe and
that little horrible
government of his.
When all is
processed and the
votes are counted
there will be
fair democratic government
for the naive
and brainwashed masses.
Histrory teaches us
to make changes
lets go forth
and leisurely swim
topless while watching
the awe-struck faces
turning away in
absolute horror. Then
they reached out
for a "castle"
but got a
bottle of windhoek
and a big
basket of ribs
with a little
peri-peri sauce
and a lot
of ring sting
the following morning.
we were awoken
by an incredible
noise that sounded
just like the
rush of water
from a burst
toilet pipe which
had not been
flushed or cleaned
in many moons.
Suffice to conclude,
that the stench
made it unbearable
to eat breakfast
that was lovingly
prepared by Michelle,
the best Omlette
the world had
anyone for seconds ?
'Wait just one
will have you
in a minute
my brain has
not yet registered
what I'm doing
at this hour
of a very
turning left after the first right turn after the third roundabout behind the ghost house that would vanish into the bottom of the abyss that was known as the end of the road.
At this point only three things would appear at once, or even twice Vernon Koekemoer, or Dolly Parton. So please refrain from touching any part close to the asset's of these largely obnoxious people.
Now don't believe your verbal repertoire or anything else will impress anybody! But I know pretty unmasked lady what a wonderfull will always try to eat grapes but secretly prefers hops and yeast. But only on days with a 'Y' in them. Which meant that the party continued relentlessly and undisturbed throughout all of the days of the party. Then the moment of peace came unto the unruly crowd. Joy to all, and goodwill to most of them except Mugabe and that little horrible government of his.
When all is processed and the votes are counted there will be fair democratic government for the naive and brainwashed masses. History teaches us to make changes lets go forth and leisurely topless while watching the awe-struck faces turning away in absolute horror. Then they reached out for a "castle" but got a bottle of windhoek and a big basket of ribs with a little peri-peri sauce and a lot of ring sting the following morning. We were awoken by an incredible noise that sounded just like the rush of water from a burst toilet pipe which had not been flushed or cleaned in many moons. Suffice to conclude, that the stench made it unbearable to eat breakfast that was lovingly prepared by Michelle, the best Omlette the world had. Anyone for seconds ? Wait just one, will have you in a minute, my brain has not yet registered what I'm doing at this hour of a very
11 may
GEORG SNR ,YOU TAKE LOTTA TIME TO DECIEFER THESE WORDS WE WRITE HERE. ARE YOU GETTING UPSET WITH THE COMMENTS COMING BACK HERE?
What comments?
MAYBE DADDY GEORG IS SAYING WE ARE DEVIATING FROM THE SUBJECT
But we're not deviating - we are telling a story three words at a time................now come on - out with your three words to follow ''of a very''
guilt ridden young
lady who loves
been riden over
.......; she awoke suddenly
eyes wide open
glad the nightmare
on elm street
was at last
at the end
. Another day, another
another dollar few
less pancakes can
affect the price
of the syrup
which in turn
allows the milkshake
to sell at
a profitable price
shame on you
for putting arsnic
covered pills into
the sugar cubes
which made everyone
who could have
gotten out with
the rats a
little too late
for Happy Hour.
Just in time
for the opening
Alfie stopped by
camera at hand,
wondering where Carl
happened to have
his flash that
just couldn't be
missing. He needed
to flash all
his suntanned tranclements
to the willing
participants of the
mud wrestling competition.
and then the
judges who had
just returned from
a sking holiday
where they had
all wiped out
the smallest participants
. One day while
a huge member
of the elite
training squad was
doing push-ups a
long way away
from the raucous
crowd of bots
who where only
guilt ridden young lady who loves been riden over .......; she awoke suddenly eyes wide open glad the nightmare was at last at the end.
Another day, another less pancakes can affect the price of the syrup which in turn allows the milkshake to sell at a profitable price, shame on you for putting arsnic covered pills into the sugar cubes which made everyone who could have gotten out with the rats a little too late for Happy Hour. Just in time for the opening. Alfie stopped by camera at hand, wondering where Carl happened to have his flash that just couldn't be missing. He needed to flash all his suntanned tranclements
to the willing participants of the mud wrestling competition. And then the judges who had just returned from a sking holiday where they had all wiped out the smallest participants.
One day while a huge member of the elite training squad was doing push-ups a long way away from the raucous crowd of bots who where only
at the ready
for two swift
ostriches in a
neckbrace. These ostriches
have strong legs
and huge eggs
also fine feathers
. These feathers are
lovely and fluffy
and make awesome
erotic toys, and
incredible fashion accessories
which all the
lovely young ladies
and old men
buy with mastercard
except on Sundays
and at harrods
. Feather dusters being
the number one
toy of choice
for the French
and the monarchy
aiming to please
the dust bunnies.
shots rang out
and bunnies screamed:
at the sight
of the overpriced
lettuce and carrots
at Mike's Spar
imported from beauvallon
where the farmer
and his pig
all took their
afternoon naps in
fair share to
minimize the effect
of the glistening
dew on the
bald headed man
. Oh what a
luverly bunch of
daffodills he said
while shoving a
huge red rose
between his teeth
being a real
ass he started
shake his leg
and poured another
martini when all
olives are shredded
goats got cheese
and cows got
all beefed up
for the braai
Bobbys got beer,
whiskey, tequila and
his dancing shoes.
watch this boy
closely..........or you
might be amazed
at his ability
to put his
talents to good
use by performing
routine pole dancing
with a Scottish flair.
wearing a kilt
and not much
except the sporran
that was rather
padded and hardwearing
. So with great
trouble and striffe
the whole gang
did a little
drinking and braaiing
,singing and a
dancing, splashing around
tanning in sunshine
, all the while
watching the coals
turning into grinning
black pools of
pale white colored
ash. The red
skinned soutie said,
looka here my
one and only
willy has shrivelled
and I have
no viagra left
. What a disaster
now what do
,call in the
medics to save
the ickle bickle
shickle bickle dewberries
. What you call me?!
anything you want
little match stick
cuddly nice person
that is me!
:emot19:
go on girl
I got fangs
bite my bum
yuck she said
don't knock it
down. That way
you will get
your share of
ickle berry pie
.''What's happening now?''
She screamed as
a very cold
bum brushed against
at the ready for two swift ostriches in a neckbrace. These ostriches have strong legs and huge eggs also fine feathers . These feathers are lovely and fluffy and make awesome erotic toys, and incredible fashion accessories which all the lovely young ladies and old men buy with mastercard except on Sundays and at harrods. Feather dusters being the number one toy of choice for the French and the monarchy aiming to please the dust bunnies.
Shots rang out at the sight of the overpriced lettuce and carrots at Mike's Spar imported from beauvallon where the farmer and his pig all took their afternoon naps in fair share to minimize the effect of the glistening dew on the bald headed man. Oh what a daffodills he said while shoving a huge red rose between his teeth being a real ass he started shake his leg and poured another martini when all olives are shredded, goats got cheese and cows got all beefed up for the
Bobbys got beer, whiskey, tequila and his dancing shoes. Watch this boy closely..........or you might be amazed at his ability to put his talents to good use by performing routine pole dancing with a Scottish flair, wearing a kilt and not much except the sporran that was rather padded and hardwearing. So with great trouble and striffe the whole gang did a little drinking and braaiing, singing and a dancing, splashing around tanning in sunshine, all the while watching the coals turning into grinning black pools of pale white colored ash.
The red skinned soutie said, looka here my one and only willy has shrivelled and I have no viagra left . What a disaster now what do ,call in the medics to save the ickle bickle shickle bickle dewberries . What you call me?! anything you want little match stick cuddly nice person that is me!
Go on girl. I got fangs bite my bum yuck she said don't knock it down. That way you will get your share of ickle berry pie . ''What's happening now?'' She screamed as a very cold bum brushed against
29 may
her silky skinned boobs arse boobs
ankles, as she
balanced on the
mountain of beer-cans,
she giggled at
the sight of
steven Hockney on
(a.k.a. Hokkas)
Viagra and beer
staggering down the
road looking for
boobs
in all directions
some relief, then
he gets arrested
for pitching a tent
in Mike's garden.
Only because Mike
had no friends
and Steven was
looking for one.
This proved to
be Mike's lucky
break because Paula
happened to know
Mike's biggest secret.
A secret so
dark yet illuminating,
one that would
put lightbulbs outside
the port-a-loo look
kanie kak nie
: He said surpringly.
the biggest disaster
mangement team could'nt
fix the problem.
Phone a friend
,this is always
the first option
after the stripper
has nothing left
but his hot
gluewijn and shooters
. ''What's a gluewijn?''
asked the drunken
Bot Squad babe,
who just happened
to be as
Quote from: Rhona on June 01, 2008, 08:02:52 PM
. ''What's a gluewijn?''
It's actualy spellt Gluehwein. It's hot red wine with spice like Cynamin, cloves ect. Some add orange juice or rum. Great in winter.
numb as a
mans brain in
Madeira aspik. How
little the men
would believe, that
they were not
as wonderfull as
God had planned.
But still, the
penny hadn't dropped.
The penny rose
untill eventually it
hit them on
the side of
the right ear.
This was how
they became perfect.
by becoming female!
Sorry, too late Rhona dear. there was a "." after my post :emot19:
Dammit! you guys and yer short sentences!!!
By becomming female
their masculine side
was squeezed into
a really big
pair of frilly
pink suitcases that
were used to
being carried all
over the world
and sometimes under
a hairy armpit!
The delicate smell
that wafted from
Mr. handsome, delited
the elderly ladies
and made them
kick Georg Jr up
the nether region
which he liked!
With a sore
you know what,
he felt stronger
and wiser.Later
he noticed, that
there was a
fiftyfifty chance of
getting some brains
:buffo9:
out of the
goat that he
found roaming about
in his house.
Pity for him,
as the goat
was looking him
right in the
ass,his horns
ready for action:
Tata, tata tata!
Was the only
way of being
on her own
being with somebody?!?
She never knew
what others know
saw in that
a big splat
out've the hat
georg jr said to
peak a boo
>I'm telling Mike you're picking on me again< :emot172:
or take that!
don't be such a baby! :culo1:
What a ride,
catchball
Georg and goat
over the Pyrenees
as car broke
and he wanted
a lift too
Timbuctoo that day.
He had to
make it there
to get some
MORE COLD BEER
of the best
but it's finished.
What would he
have to do,
to make somebody
a happy person
he can't tell.
So then it's
a useless waste!
What?", he said.
''Because....'' she said.
That's the typical
and only way
men and women
understand each other.
What a pity,
as men could
be such hard
.... That's another topic!
Don't be prudish
, or it might
go boom and
you'll see yourself
in a different
frame of mind
all in bits.
Terrified by the
who has no
name nor identety
but can be
just a goat!
(Georg jr, you have gone and changed your msg, that's cheating, it has not gone unnoticed hey!!)
:buffo9:
He liked that,
Sorry Paula. I had a spelling mistake. My t on the laptop doesn' always work.
as goats could
give him milk,
and dung for
his hut in
the upper Pyrenees.
Where the snow
tastes just like
butterscotch,and the
peasant farmers plant
the healthiest Dagga.
When harvested they
bake space cookies
and then they
sing"im sailing'
across green medows.
While whales wallow
and seals swallow.
Now there's trouble
because Paula changed
skin colour
her silky skinned ankles, as she balanced on the mountain of beer-cans, she giggled at steven Hockney on Viagra and beer staggering down the road looking for in all directions some relief, then he gets arrested for pitching a tent in Mike's garden. Only because Mike had no friends and Steven was looking for one.
This proved to be Mike's lucky break because Paula happened to know Mike's biggest secret. A secret so dark yet illuminating, one that would put lightbulbs outside the port-a-loo look kanie kak nie : He said surpringly. the biggest disaster mangement team could'nt fix the problem. Phone a friend, this is always the first option after the stripper has nothing left but his hot gluewijn and shooters ''What's a gluewijn?'' asked the drunken Bot Squad babe, who just happened to be as numb as a mans brain in Madeira aspik. How little the men would believe, that they were not as wonderfull as God had planned. But still, the penny hadn't dropped. The penny rose untill eventually it hit them on the side of the right ear. This was how they became perfect by becoming female! their masculine side was squeezed into a really big pair of frilly pink suitcases that were used to being carried all over the world and sometimes under a hairy armpit!
The delicate smell that wafted from Mr. handsome, delighted the elderly ladies and made them kick Georg Jr up the nether region which he liked! With a sore you know what, he felt stronger and wiser. Later he noticed, that there was a fiftyfifty chance of getting some brains out of the goat that he found roaming about in his house. Pity for him, as the goat was looking him right in the ass,his horns ready for action: Tata, tata tata! Was the only way of being on her own being with somebody?!? She never knew what others know saw in that a big splat out've the hat georg jr said to peak a boo or take that!
What a ride, Georg and goat over the Pyrenees as car broke and he wanted a lift to Timbuctoo that day. He had to make it there to get some MORE COLD BEER of the best but it's finished. What would he have to do, to make somebody a happy person. So then it's a useless waste! What?", he said. ''Because....'' she said. That's the typical and only way men and women understand each other. What a pity, as men could be such hard .... That's another topic! Don't be prudish, or it might go boom and you'll see yourself in a different frame of mind all in bits. Terrified by the who has no name nor identity but can be just a goat! He liked that, as goats could give him milk, and dung for his hut in the upper Pyrenees.
Where the snow tastes just like butterscotch,and the peasant farmers plant the healthiest Dagga. When harvested they bake space cookies and then they sing"im sailing" across green medows. While whales wallow and seals swallow. Now there's trouble because Paula changed skin colour
7 June
and that could
spell disaster for
(this stoopid story actually makes sense in some ways or is it just me?)
all that had
not been attentive.
Just in case
lock your doors
, because who knows
what comes next.
An alphabetic order
of the most
phycololgical,mathematical conclusion
that was ever
put to the
test of time.
It was this
one plus one?
equals two ,clever
enough to be
Georgjr and Mike,
Klippies en Coke
, fish and chips
french baguette and
Camembert with Merlot,
followed by marshmallows
.This allowed the
setting the mind
in the BedRock
of time. On
which the future
leads to dope!
Or no hope?
So being "high"
is a previlage
granted only to
those who would
continue the tradition
of not being
straight laced and
googled faced, that's
:buffo1:
one fact that's
never been overlooked.
Whos opinion could
be the right
In this situation??
Paula's who else,
wouldn't suite the
three old men.
They indeed were
up and about
trying to tell
a different story
than the truth.
what numb nuts
they are, not
knowing the difference
between the story
and the truth.
This led to
so much confusion,
that the Bishop
could not risk
the little boys
being that selfish
in not giving
, so how should
the Bishop go
downtown without a
monkey on his
neither his shoulder
but rather a
strange apparition which
looked like Mike
trying to be
inconspicuous, but not
very good at
sitting on the
barbed wire fence
smoking a joint.
Have you ever
noticed that he
has got a
big bag of
pigs knackers and
loves to eat
with his muslim
buddy who has
recently been castrated
a ritual which
Mike still needs
, this is important
to save the
global warming effect
as Georgjr has
inverted challenging hemeroids
that burns holes
in his kelvin-kleins
, green smoke rises
dampened by rhodes numberone
who roars louder
when zannty was
on blue pills
and his labido
took a dive
hitting his pip
, Georgjr ran to
consult the rulebook
and ruled that
all was in
trouble, so we
got it on
, wow what a
commotion. The crowd
was getting restless
robert was angry
Celts were restless
staffies were barking
horses were bolting
wenches were shagging
wizards are brewing
an illegal cocktail
with dubious contents
which everyone drank
and got merrily
on their bikes
and zoomed off
into the sunset.
What a relief
as the girls
saw them disappear
,now they could
go party all
and that could spell disaster for all that had not been attentive.
Just in case lock your doors, because who knows what comes next. An alphabetic order of the most phsycololgical,mathematical conclusion that was ever put to the test of time. It was this one plus one? equals two ,clever enough to be Georgjr and Mike, Klippies en Coke, fish and chips, french baguette and Camembert with Merlot,
followed by marshmallows. This allowed the setting the mind in the BedRock of time. On which the future leads to dope! Or no hope? So being "high" is a previlage granted only to those who would continue the tradition of not being straight laced and googled faced, that's one fact that's never been overlooked.
Whos opinion could be the right In this situation?? Paula's who else, wouldn't suite the three old men. They indeed were up and about trying to tell a different story than the truth. What numb nuts they are, not knowing the difference between the story and the truth. This led to so much confusion, that the Bishop could not risk the little boys being that selfish in not giving, so how should the Bishop go downtown without a monkey on neither his shoulder but rather a strange apparition which looked like Mike trying to be inconspicuous, but not very good at sitting on the barbed wire fence smoking a joint.
Have you ever noticed that he has got a big bag of pigs knackers and loves to eat with his muslim buddy who has recently been castrated a ritual which Mike still needs , this is important to save the global warming effect as Georgjr has inverted challenging hemorrhoids that burns holes in his kelvin-kleins, green smoke rises dampened by rhodes who roars louder when zannty was on blue pills and his libido took a dive hitting his pip, Georgjr ran to consult the rulebook and ruled that all was in trouble, so we got it on, wow what a commotion. The crowd was getting restless robert was angry Celts were restless staffies were barking horses were bolting wenches were shagging wizards are brewing an illegal cocktail with dubious contents which everyone drank and got merrily on their bikes and zoomed off into the sunset.
What a relief as the girls saw them disappear,now they could go party all
16 june
hell for leather
and feather, including
a quick shot
at the right
side of the
fantasticaly shaped body,
that belonged to
Granny Diana,she
had the most
curved body you
would never believe.
Dadswa could not
decide which way
Somebody to play with at last. Hi Paula. :emot98:
to look first,
because if he
had his head
on wrong way
he would see
things inside out.
Mike was another
believer in the
theory that woman
were capable of
the most amazing
thoughts that men
were there to
do the housework,
mend the socks
snack the wife,
:emot19:
(no comment on that one!)
just so he
would be sure
he had the
snack the wife...what's that all about :wow1:
wife just where
don't ask Julie, I think he ment "smack"! :emot19:
he wanted her,
but then, he
What have I started again. That was a direct German translation. Just hoped it would work.
:emot19: it worked alright!! :emot19:
found he could
snack when ever
and where ever
he wanted. This
he craved above
his desire for
hot chilli chocolates
as it was
, it would be
therefore only a
a large hungry
fractasorous that would
require a dictionary
to try to
snack on that.
That's getting tough
tenderise it ever
as much as
the wife will
so desperately need
to slap one
after the other
as they slip
away amongst the
crashing thundering rain
to a place
warm and inviting
where only the
happy and jolly
tend to visit.
That means that
we all enjoy
hell for leather and feather, including a quick shot at the right side of the fantasticaly shaped body, that belonged to Granny Diana, she had the most curved body you would never believe. Dadswa could not decide which way to look first, because if he had his head on wrong way he would see things inside out.
Mike was another believer in the theory, that woman were capable of the most amazing thoughts that men were there to do the housework, mend the socks snack the wife, just so he would be sure he had the wife just where he wanted her, but then, he found he could snack when ever and where ever he wanted. This he craved above his desire for hot chilli chocolates as it was , it would be therefore only a a large hungry fractasorous that would require a dictionary to try to snack on that.
That's getting tough tenderise it ever as much as the wife will so desperately need to slap one after the other as they slip away amongst the crashing thundering rain to a place warm and inviting where only the happy and jolly tend to visit. That means that we all enjoy
being so silly
when the weather
starting turning to
angry red skies
and the ocean
crashes to shore.
A new day
and lots of
fun and frollicking
while the sea
lapped the shores
and the gulls
squawked as they
fly overhead in
clear blue skies
as the sun
shone brightly overhead
. What a sight
he thought loudly!
This was overheard
by the deaf
dwarf who obviously
didn't see differences
in the blind
and ended up
arse over tit
as the band
sruggled to find
the right note
just as the
spell checker mallfunctioned
all hell broke
down on them.
Taking a deep
breath, whilst lighting
a bit fat
cigar filled with
not filled, rolled
tenderly between the
the thumb and fore
(behave yerselves!!! - I'm thinking finger)
?? skin, which gave
What part of behave yourself don't you understand Jnr????
it an unusual
hint of what
Quote from: Rhona on June 24, 2008, 07:02:28 PM
What part of behave yourself don't you understand Jnr????
EHH! I thought that's par of the story. A kinda hint or bribe or.... What's that called in English?
was to come
if he also
being so silly when the weather starting turning to angry red skies and the ocean crashes to shore. A new day and lots of fun and frollicking while the sea lapped the shores and the gulls squawked as they fly overhead in clear blue skies as the sun shone brightly overhead. What a sight he thought loudly! This was overheard by the deaf dwarf who obviously didn't see differences in the blind and ended up over tit as the band struggled to find the right note just as the spell checker malfunctioned all hell broke down on them.
Taking a deep breath, whilst lighting a bit fat cigar filled with >not filled<, rolled tenderly between the the thumb and fore skin, which gave it an unusual hint of what was to come if he also
played his cards right. (I wanted 4 words.)
That would be a good idea 4 words !!!!!
Just checked it with the modorator. We'll just change the name and the rule:
4 words only....
Just love this job
:buffo9: image06
Please excuse me Barbs. They paid well. My kids need shoes...
With only four words
he could change his
appearance within a short
blast of his horn
and a shake of
his enourmously round red
nose, his eyes would
bulge out of his
sockets, leaving only the
eye lashes to show
where his eyes had
been before they decided
relocate to the other
of his head! "Numbskull!"
Doff! What was he
up to in this
dark creepy road, when
out of no where
Mike say's "Hiya" mate!
the beers on me
Agreed! I'll have two
of your largest bottles
of ale and a
pole dancer on table.
Diana and Paula were
swinging to the beat
of the night life,
when the SAP goons
stummbled in to arrest
Diana and Paula for
for trying to perform
burlesk (spelling) show with Dita
not understanding, decoder broken
and crushed by feet
as everyone scattered
to grab the notes
that Paula and Diana
forged in the cellar
as cash was very
thin and poorly printed
as neither of them
see in the dark
when the lights are
dim and music blaring
people staggering and falling
limply around the cellar
looking for the exit
. Stop grabing me said
the actress as they
fell onto the stage
" I said don't touch!"
Oh please let me!!
"Oh OK then,but
touch selectively or else!
I'm out of here
with my pants round (not mine lol)
where they should be
.my type of girl
iknow she said as
she braced herself against
the onslaught of his
quivering and shaking approach
to the large blackboard
that stood at the
front of the room.
With bated breath she
she accepted bobbys advances
and led him to
a big black swamp
her eyes filled with
tears at the sight
bobbys inpassioned lovefelt carresess
of the shotgun aimed
at the crocodile that
was about to bite
his very precious cargo.
"No!" he squealed, as
if he had been
bitten by a mouse
with teeth the size
With only four words he could change his appearance within a short blast of his horn and a shake of his enourmously round red nose, his eyes would bulge out of his sockets, leaving only the eye lashes to show where his eyes had been before they decided relocate to the other of his head! "Numbskull!"
Doff! What was he up to in this dark creepy road, when out of no where Mike say's "Hiya" mate! the beers on me Agreed! I'll have two of your largest bottles of ale and a pole dancer on tab le.
Diana and Paula were swinging to the beat of the night life, when the SAP goons stumbled in to arrest Diana and Paula for trying to perform burlesque show with Dita not understanding, decoder broken and crushed by feet as everyone scattered to the notes that Paula and Diana forged in the cellar as cash was very thin and poorly printed as neither of them see in the dark when the lights are dim and music blaring people staggering and falling limply around the cellar looking for the exit.
Stop grabbing me said the actress as they fell onto the stage " I said don't touch!" Oh please let me!! Oh OK then, but touch selectively or else! I'm out of here with my pants round where they should be. My type of girl she said as she braced herself against the onslaught of his quivering and shaking approach to the large blackboard that stood at the front of the room. With bated breath she she accepted bobbys advances and led him to a big black swamp her eyes filled with tears at the sight bobbys inpassioned lovefelt carresess of the shotgun aimed at the crocodile that was about to bite his very precious cargo. "No!" he squealed, as if he had been bitten by a mouse with teeth the size
30 june
Naas Botha's. This only
heightened his passion as
when the crocodile moved
towards his round buns
it was stopped by
a very loud poop.
Oh no not the
back door opening again,
big loads could be
seen from the camp.
Between the river and
the tall grass, it
started to spray a
blue like slime,caused
casachstan goat, who had
been minding it own
bussiness to disappear. The
troop of monkeys started
to scratch their bums,
which made the other
to make their flees
jumb on GeorgJr who
scratched his bollocks until
they were red raw.
then the fun started
, he hopped and jumped
skipped then found his
bollocks on the floor.
he tried to pick
his nose, but sadly
found two more bollocks
lodged in his nose.
just like a magician
he waved his wand
and changed the subject
and eyballs fell out
. After smelling the flowers
and a sneezing fit
he tried to gather
his many disjointed thoughts
, finding this very hard
given the rigidity of
the way he bends
and twist with the
waves towards the rocks.
He headed for the
open sea while yelling
where are all the
life guards when needed.
I think with Pamela
doing "Chariots of Fire"
wearing as little as
a thong, Georgjr cried
when he saw her,
just before loosing conciseness.
As he lay in
the tub of bubble
he said to himself,
Man, this is the
pits. Where's my duck?
"on its way Sir"
Quack, quack, quack, said
Chinaman to the Dutchman
as he floated towards
the red floating device
called a bouy that
that turned out to
be a figment of
a beautiful vamp, dressed
as a cross dresser
and yet being aware
that his stockings were
tarty and the colour
oh so yesterday. Lilac
shoes and neon orange
flowers on the top
Naas Botha's. This only heightened his passion as when the crocodile moved towards his round buns it was stopped by a very loud poop. Oh no not the back door opening again, big loads could be seen from the camp.
Between the river and the tall grass, it started to spray a blue like slime,caused casachstan goat, who had been minding it own bussiness to disappear. The troop of monkeys started to scratch their bums, which made the other to make their flees jump on GeorgJr who scratched his bollocks until they were red raw. Then the fun started, he hopped and jumped, skipped then found his bollocks on the floor. He tried to pick his nose, but sadly found two more bollocks lodged in his nose. Just like a magician he waved his wand and changed the subject and eyballs fell out. After smelling the flowers and a sneezing fit he tried to gather his many disjointed thoughts, finding this very hard given the rigidity of the way he bends and twist with the waves towards the rocks.
He headed for the open sea while yelling where are all the life guards when needed. I think with Pamela doing "Chariots of Fire" wearing as little as a thong, Georgjr cried when he saw her, just before loosing conciseness. As he lay in the tub of bubble he said to himself, " Man, this is the pits. Where's my duck? ,,"on its way Sir" Quack, quack, quack, said Chinaman to the Dutchman as he floated towards the red floating device called a bouy that turned out to be a figment of a vamp, dressed as a cross dresser and yet being aware that his stockings were tarty and the colour oh so yesterday. Lilac shoes and neon orange flowers on the top
3 july
of his big fat
bulging tricepes.This only
attracted the sleezy type
long legged and round
faced transvestites who had
very deep voices that
rip your ear drum
and make you run
like you've lost everything
,except your lace petticoat.
That's a very interesting
artifact you have in
mind, even if nobody
understands or realises that
you haven't a clue what
it is, or what
it's not supposed to
do. An education in
cosmic astrology can infringe
your timid feelings if
it is used with
a certain amount of
caution. This applies to
any form of indigestion
due to over indulging.
A very complicated description
, not to worry about
how to solve all
the reflux as it
actualy wanted the
you are one word short Georgy Boy! yellocard
man with the red
card to appear and
give Georgjr a warning,
cause he's the best
at breaking the rules.
Moderators need no rules!
That's what you say!
202
So a short story
, follow the rules or
turns into a long
worm that eats anything
that comes across it's
path. The snail found
a female midgets slimetrail
and followed it smelling
daisies and buttercups as
he slides and skidds
between grass blades, over
mushrooms on his way
to the dark and
dank underground bar. Here
dank place called home.
''What can I say?''
After taking a shower,
oohhpppps,posted together,sorry
said the grasshopper sitting
beside the sexy lady
whilst plucking his eyebrows
,as she shaved her
big hairy toe. All
hell broke loose when
the Ladybird spread her
toast with marmalade and
and some grated cheese;
whilst watching her neighbour
doing some spreading of
peanut-butter over her carpet
of his big fat bulging tricepes.This only attracted the sleezy type long legged and round faced transvestites who had very deep voices that rip your ear drum and make you run like you've lost everything ,except your lace petticoat.
That's a very interesting artifact you have in mind, even if nobody understands or realises that you haven't a clue what it is, or what it's not supposed to do. An education in cosmic astrology can infringe your timid feelings if it is used with a certain amount of caution. This applies to any form of indigestion due to over indulging.
A very complicated description, not to worry about how to solve all the reflux as it actualy wanted the man with the red card to appear and give Georgjr a warning, cause he's the best at breaking the rules. Moderators need no rules! That's what you say! So a short story, follow the rules or turns into a long worm that eats anything that comes across it's path. The snail found a female midgets slimetrail and followed it smelling daisies and buttercups as he slides and skidds between grass blades, over mushrooms on his way to the dark and dank underground bar. Here dank place called home.
''What can I say?'' After taking a shower, said the grasshopper sitting beside the sexy lady whilst plucking his eyebrows, as she shaved her big hairy toe. All hell broke loose when the Ladybird spread her toast with marmalade and and some grated cheese; whilst watching her neighbour doing some spreading of peanut-butter over her carpet
of needles, Mr Porcupine
said the red wolf, [rhodes]
and then turned green
after being injected with
darlenes high energy punch
which knocked him out.
After all this commotion,
, electrifying devotion and a
nice cup of tea,
to accompany the tastey
melktert and koeksisters that
diana promises to send
. Now a picnic was
in time if you
only knew how to
behave like a true
ladies friend which included
the fine art of
blowing warm air into
melting glass and making
a giant bulb, which
looks like Georgjr head.
image281
The girls loved that
glow when it fused.
image281
It's just, the problem
with high voltage and
the combination with direct
thumping on the glass
, that would cause him
(him?? where's the bulb gone??) image281
to cut his hand
when wanting to scratch
(the bulb looks like vjnr. cause it's over his head. At least I wanted to get hzere at some stage in the sory)
his butt doing handstands.
He started sweating under
the rim of his
glasses. He never realised
how sexy he was,
but the ladies of
the night thought he
was the cutest thing
when doing handstands while
of needles, Mr Porcupine said the red wolf, and then turned green after being injected with dalenes high energy punch which knocked him out.
After all this commotion, electrifying devotion and a nice cup of tea, to accompany the tastey melktert and koeksisters that diana promises to send. Now a picnic was in time if you only knew how to behave like a true ladies friend which included the fine art of blowing warm air into melting glass and making a giant bulb, which looks like Georgjr head. The girls loved that glow when it fused. It's just, the problem with high voltage and the combination with direct thumping on the glass, that would cause him to cut his hand when wanting to scratch his butt doing handstands.
He started sweating under the rim of his glasses. He never realised how sexy he was, but the ladies of the night thought he was the cutest thing when doing handstands while
trying to breath through
his arse under water
and blowing big bubbles.
while trying to catch
a sea-horse on its
way home from the
depth of the bath.
before it was able
Excuse me Clive, but if somebody puts a "." at the end of his contribuion you mus start a new sentance.
to say: "Squeeze me!".
Oh, my, what a
stupid intention, to squeeze
a sea-horse under the
flower covered surface of
bubbles in the bath.
Where do bubbles come
I'm catching up, hey!
from if not from
the arse in a
image281
bubble bath filled with
squeezing sea-horses. Ask
Georgjr, he has the
answer, believe me. Only
he can blow bubbles
and tell stories at
the end of the
chocolate-log all day long.
Not too healthy but
good fun and LEKKER!!
Only if you don't
want to be in
a stormy rain while
playing weird adult games.
HUH, they said as
they hadn't a clue
where to hide when
everything began to fall
when playing. Being ashamed
of the amount of
bull they were writing
but ment what was
said. How do we
not make bubble in
... Adult games are very
funny when others take
wear big hats and
Stop drinking! stop drinking you have reached your limit! you going wobbly with your sentences now image281
funny clothes to dress
up like clowns at
sorry, got things mixed up... pls
image281 I did see! image281
the costum ball that
takes place every year
just before Christmas time.
How exciting this was
to drink the eggnog
and blow it out
through your nose. A
disgusting but amusing habit
that made most people
giggle for the rest
of the evening. Then
for my next trick
, this was one that
that I nearly had
to call for the
emergency back up services
to set a rooiwyn
that was well matured
trying to breath through his arse under water and blowing big bubbles while trying to catch a sea-horse on its way home from the depth of the bath before it was able to say: "Squeeze me!".
Oh, my, what a stupid intention, to squeeze a sea-horse under the flower covered surface of bubbles in the bath. Where do bubbles come from if not from ? the arse in a bubble bath filled with squeezing sea-horses. Ask Georgjr, he has the answer, believe me. Only he can blow bubbles and tell stories at the end of the chocolate-log all day long. Not too healthy but good fun and LEKKER!! Only if you don't want to be in a stormy rain while playing weird adult games.
HUH, they said as they hadn't a clue where to hide when everything began to fall when playing. Being ashamed of the amount of bull they were writing but ment what was said. How do we not make bubble in ... Adult games are very funny when others wear big hats and funny clothes to dress up like clowns at the costum ball that takes place every year just before Christmas time.
How exciting this was to drink the eggnog and blow it out through your nose. A disgusting but amusing habit that made most people giggle for the rest of the evening. Then for my next trick, this was one that that I nearly had to call for the emergency back up services to set a rooiwyn that was well matured
up as a drip.
The rooiwyn would cause
happiness and huge babelaas
to any of the
men who would give
their wife an oppertunety
to get rid of
their own overweight within
their men who are
handsome and sexy, they
image201
obviously got no mirror!
laughpoint
>Getting warmed up for bitch-slapping??<
Travelling incognito provided both
:culo1:
tummies to slip into
????????
the nowhere of space
while leaving their behinds
at the back of
the old log cabin
to get spanked with
a strange piece of
.... well, how should I
know what was used!!!
"I wasn't there" said
the hairy scott from
the back of the
pallets. His kilt was
to small and he
didn't want to reveal
his orange furry thong
that was warming his
equipment. It was not
the way in which
real men conducted themselves.
On his way to
change his kilt he
came across a funny
looking object, it was
a very round square
looking german that had
long and very thin
plastic needles sticking into
his ears, nose and
all over his very
skinny legs. These plastic
barbie doll limbs were
tied behind her
teddy bears left leg.
and he started choking
on a fur ball
that he just couldn't
resist wearing as a
pendant that hung loosely
around his neck while
absailing from the top
of the tallest bluegum
. At the same time
in the deepest part
of northern China, a
Karate expert was doing
his hung-dung exercises
with the pole and
his set of little
up as a drip. The rooiwyn would cause happiness and huge babelaas to any of the men who would give their wife an oportunity to get rid of their own overweight within their men who are their men who obviously got no mirror!
Travelling incognito provided both tummies to slip into the nowhere of space while leaving their behinds at the back of the old log cabin to get spanked with a strange piece of .... well, how should I know what was used!!! "I wasn't there" said the hairy scott from the back of the pallets. His kilt was to small and he didn't want to reveal his orange furry thong that was warming his equipment. It was not the way in which real men conducted themselves.
On his way to change his kilt he came across a funny looking object, it was a very round square looking german that had long and very thin plastic needles sticking into his ears, nose and all over his very skinny legs. These plastic barbie doll limbs were tied behind her teddy bears left leg and he started choking on a fur ball that he just couldn't resist wearing as a pendant that hung loosely around his neck while absailing from the top of the tallest bluegum.
At the same time in the deepest part of northern China, a Karate expert was doing his hung-dung exercises with the pole and his set of little
golden balls that hung
slightly to the right
rite into rhonas lap
. A blow torch in
hand, Bobbys nut in
a vice-grips; The
rest of the pack
were able to shout
hi ho, hi ho
its off with these.
''Aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!'' was the only
response that could be
heard as Bobby tried
desperately to stop his
tried and trusty set
;albeit over used and
now detached and toasted
between two slices of
unripe green banana peels
. This was worse than
the time he got
his full set of
false teeth caught in
his desk cooling fan
in the black box
that was his office.
If the truth be
told, poor Bobby would
always remember the day
when the shipwreck was
found. Now if only
he had access to
his trusty set of
brain cells, but unfortunately
.... Pssst! There were none!
This was the cause
for his extraordinary way
that handled pressure, he
was close to a
brainstorm when out of
the blue an unbelievable
hailstone hit him. It
was just like a
fantasy-18 grandmother appeared offering
a big bag of
gold. When a leprechaun
jumped up and roared
my gold, my gold.
me beautifull; darlin' gold....
Well this sent Bobby
into a terrible spin
which caused him to
trip over his own
feet, and land right
on his John Thomas,
which caused him to
be ever so protective
of the nuts that
were ever so severly
swinging around in the
clear light of day
, no one told him
that an ice pack
reduced the swelling.So
yelling as loud as
he could, Bobby replied
''It hurts! It hurts!''
Now over the hill
a fair damsel heard
his plaintive cry, she
jumped on her stallion
and galloped towards the
the desperate moaning cries
only to discover that
those cries were crying
over spilt milk. She
slapped him silly so
he'd know not to
play with things he
had no control over.
Then off she galloped
after first stealing a
a glance over the
brimm of the toilet
golden balls that hung slightly to the right, rite into rhonas lap. A blow torch in a vice-grips; The rest of the pack were able to shout hi ho, hi ho its off with these.
''Aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!'' was the only response that could be heard as Bobby tried desperately to stop his tried and trusty set; albeit over used and now detached and toasted between two slices of unripe green banana peels. This was worse than the time he got his full set of false teeth caught in his desk cooling fan in the black box that was his office.
If the truth be told, poor Bobby would always remember the day when the shipwreck was found. Now if only he had access to his trusty set of rain cells, but unfortunately .... Pssst! There were none! This was the cause for his extraordinary way that handled pressure, he was close to a brainstorm when out of the blue an unbelievable hailstone hit him. It was just like a a big bag of gold.
When a leprechaun jumped up and roared my gold, my gold, me beautifull; darlin' gold.... Well this sent Bobby into a terrible spin which caused him to trip over his own feet, and land right on his John Thomas, which cau sed him to be ever so protective of the nuts that were ever so severly swinging around in the clear light of day, no one told him that an ice pack reduced the swelling. So yelling as loud as he could, Bobby replied ''It hurts! It hurts!'' Now over the hill a fair damsel heard his plaintive cry, she jumped on her stallion and galloped towards the the desperate moaning cries only to discover that those cries were crying over spilt milk. She slapped him silly so he'd know not to play with things he had no control over.
Then off she galloped after first stealing a a glance over the brimm of the toilet
seat that was hanging
like a priceless painting
around his neck. He
was completely out of
breath as he said
''Oh what a beautifull
morning, Oh what a
beautifull day. I've got
these hairs on my
... Now where's that blow-torch! (hopefully the hyphen allow the use as one word)
That's okay Clive. Just trying o figure out what you mean...
I'm going to use my modrator functions... hihihihihi ....
It could help find
or remove all excess
on any form of
bulging body. He started
to slowly light the
blow-torch,then realizing
that what he was
doing, was so stimulating
that he set the
administrators wig on fire.
The one he wore women(1)
on Saturdays when he
thought Michelle was in
the Spar, and he
could prance around his
braai with his buddies
thinking his so cool.
But there was only
one beer to share
and no glass to
pour it into. A
sorry state of affairs.
After all he claims
there's no reason to
seat that was hanging like a priceless painting around his neck. He was completely out of breath as he said ''Oh what a beautifull morning, Oh what a beautifull day. I've got these hairs on my ... Now where's that blow-torch! It could help find or remove all excess on any form of bulging body.
He started to slowly light the blow-torch, then realizing that what he was doing, was so stimulating that he set the administrators wig on fire. The one he wore on Saturdays when he thought Michelle was in the Spar, and he could prance around his braai with his buddies thinking his so cool. But there was only one beer to share and no glass to pour it into. A sorry state of affairs. After all he claims there's no reason to
5 aug.
share a beer when
he can have it
all and then some
. An empty milk jug
that had been standing
beside the flaggon of
his grandmothers lovers bed
, this is another story
that missed the wine
but had loads of
blue diamond shaped pills
that he kept for
these very special moments.
The ones where he
thought he was a
hunk of burning love!
This usually happened when
late on Saturday night
he consumed too much
lager and thought that
he was a stunning
hansome Italian stallion, that
had his pick of
the fairest maids in
all of Ireland. Except
the maids were smarter
far smarter than he
could ever imagine. One
by one, they picked
a solid piece of
of the old mans
dining room table which
had been part of
an exquisite set that
had been whittled by
Merlin himself and his
nubile young maidens. Now
the plot was cast
and who would have
thought that such sexy
voluptuous blond vixens could
cause so much damage
with a few choice
words to the cowering
mans work, what a
disaster it would be
if they all bent
over the fence at
the same time and
picked daffodils. Their bums
swinging in the breeze,
showing every hair on
spotted butts. Eeeeek, what
yechiii site. Only the
blind would be spared
, but their nose can
lead them away from
all the evel smelling
fumes that seem to
be coming from exactly
a place that one
would not realy want
it to, or one
.... Oh forget it! That's
another days story. Up
the hill and far
over the gurgling stream
was a little red
brick house, in which
there lived a dwarf.
The Dwarf had a
strange habit of letting
the little people in
"Littlepeopletown" take their tiny
little bikes all the
way down "Little Street"
to go and see
the littlest of the
little Littles, that lived
in the littlest house.
Expecting a very big
surprise in the post,
so big that he
needed a month to
sort out the Sundays
before they got confused
and started on the
Mondays and Tuesdays as
between the mondays and
Saturdays, they don't have
Fridays and Wednesdays to
to sort out Thursday.
Coming to talk of Sundays,
not even thinking about
December, not too long
now before the sleigh
is dusted off by
the man in red
who has a big
hit with small people
who thought Christmas was
the best time ever;
this was when they
ripped at brightly coloured
paper,bows and ribbons.
All the while whooping
as drink goes down
merrily in the busy
time before lunch is
2blow the man up.
After many years of
both grief and happyness
they knew the time
had come to settle
with his little maiden.
So began their life
as happy as could
be, until there was
a major upheaval that
shook their little world.
An addiction to cream
filled cup cakes made
them feel quite cuddly;
the bulky curves on
on their wives bodies
, they ran as fast
as their legs would
let them fly, rotating
in a circular motion
untill plop.... they collapsed
in a crumpled heap;
they could not believe
having come this far
that it had ended
before it could begin.
With a push and
a shove the whole
crumpled heap began to
dissasemble before their very
eyes, and out of
of the blue out
popped a greeneyed red
monster that had been
at the bottom of
come now Clive that doesn't make sence silly.
image281 I thought it was just me that couldn't make sense of it
drinking-41
drinking-41
image04 drinking-41
Now the story continued
at the bottom of (previous post was revised)
, it licked it's lips
in expection of a
taste meal that might
fill the nawing feeling
that it felt when
it saw those legs
ye!!! those legs...the
shark opened its jaws
and thought oh mother
do I really have
to support Western Province. grab(1)
As its jaws shut
the deafening sound of
bone crunching, nut wrenching
, blood curdling screams erupted
as the sea turned
everybody's stomachs upside down
and the water red
. Suddenly a shot rang
the shark was dead.
A disembowled body hanging
by a thread, entrails
floating on the surface
and were spotted by
a dozen sharks that
were actualy Cheeter supporters
. The roar went up
and the Lions said
'What's happening? you guys
I thought we were
ready togo to bed.
Good thinking Batman, said
he, its raining outside
and the last candle
and fire are out
so let's gather the
eye-candy and head off
to bed, its Saturday
night and time for
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some good clean sheets.
Sunday morning dawned and
the previous night was
all but a dream
though hard to believe
with toe nails sticking
in the back of
his neck, the pain was
excruciating - but he loved
the taste of them.
The way they crunched
and burst in the
back of his mouth,
letting all the sweet
build up of toe jam
tickle his taste buds
and having this feeling
of ooze running over
and savoring the chewiness
of the nails. A
disgusting habit that he
caused him to shudder
with anticipation at the
sound of the "Time Warp".
Bad hair and dressing
along with the coolest
corset and fishnet stockings
we jump to the
sound of their beat.
With jump to the
left and a step
to the right, put
your hands on your
Naughty naughty Diana. Okay, you wanted to save the song... hihihi
hips and do the
discodance
cheerup
hoky coky - shake it
image201 (sorry had to throw that curve ball)
bend it, twist it
but don't break it.....
when you try to
do the pelvic thrust.
You could do yourself
some achy breaky heart
when I whisper in
a gorgeous mans ear
sweet nothings and some
home truths that would
make his toes curl
never mind that his
head was spinning in
the absolute whirlwind that
consisted of wonderfull things
. Whilst still in a
state of total "mooshyness",
the band played 'Walzing
Mathilda' to the Aussie
rugby team while they
pranced around like a
bunch of Sheila's at
Bruce's wedding. Unknown to
them the Bokke had
developed a strange new
attitude. They had recorded
"Sarie Marais" to the
sound of the other
tune, when the Saints
come marching in, however
RHODES always come first!
That was always a
given cause they were
always the teachers pets.
Teachers loved the best!!!
and forgot the rest.
The rest were not
going to take this
lying down - the fight
had only just begun
and the daggers were image21
polished while the shooters shooter
were a shooting and
the teams were a
teaming with all the
excitement of the day.
Tomorrow would be a
completely different day and
all that knew the
teams involved would be
getting ready for the
biggest competition of the
year. Who will the
winning team be. Only
the public will decide.
The teams lined up
ready for the start
of the votes being
counted, Oppenheimer winning
by a measly 1
, a win being a
sympathetic public vote for
the abelity of being
something other than Barnato
nor Oppenheimer, but Rhodes.
hihihi.
Got you there Bertie... image19
'Rhodes Shmodes', roared the
the fabulous green Barnato
as Oppenheimer kicked seven
own goals, losing by
a narrow margin and
Rhodes as champion again.
:tifo1:
Now... Yellow House, unknown
to all particepants, strayed
into the Oppenheimer camp
cause the partying was
about to begin. Music
blared around the place
while the men were
waiting for the girls
in their itsy bitsy
teeny weeny strand bikini
that for the first
used as what it
could cover up, it
was disasterously small for
the Yellow girls' enormous
Boobs and arse but
the boys loved the
impressive display and show
:buffo9: ; their eyes popped out
and as for Boy Georg
he almost had a
to cover them up
but thought twice about
it as he'd miss
all the naughty bits,
Jnr truley loved the
anticipation before the revealing
of the great big
bit he has never
felt so excited or
droooly about these kinda
things. It happened after
a bang on the
on the Chevy backseat
,he could hardly talk
with the amount of
sweat dripping down his
face, for he was
hallucinating. He was actualy
a singing, tap dancing
garden gnome with a
huge round big red
nose,caused by to
much whiskey and a
very serious addiction to
dogfood burgers and grass
. High in the montain
in a land far
from normal civilisation
lived a happy little
doc by the name
of Albertus,he was
the cutest thing that
very shy, simple and
eye-candy for the babes.
growing herbs in the
window boxes he kept
for exotic banned herbs
which he would use
for elaborate ceremonies.
With his patients under
Strict instruction to take
three drops of the
nice tasty RED stuff
mixed with the stuff
that was yucky green.
There were no blue
to be found anywhere,
so he used more
red stuff to sweaten
the great green potion
and this is what
happened fireworks1 luckly all
the experimental victims laughed
as blue burst's of
delight bubbled out of
their ears and other
Monsters lurked around waiting
for the red to
grab hold of green
to hit the Blue's
bursting bubbles and eat
Chocolate mousse with lemon
Sorry for the delay work interrupted me there for a minute 202
as the reds cheer
for being the best.
Blue and Green are
in a higher league
no no she cried
, get red to do
the mopping and cleaning
your arse said red!
now, now be nice
and slap blue/green
ha ha
said the violent who
loved Red and would
give up her bunnyears
to rather be green!
Not on your life
said the little red
ridinghood who is always
under the influence of
some kind of substince
she gets from Granny
Diana. A secret blend
of wine and some
special herb cookies might
just do the trick.
On the other hand
the cookies could turn
a good girl bad
and we all know
the fun that bad
girls wanna have. Always
looking for the next
thing to entertain themselves
with, like pole dancing
and copious amounts of
vanilla fudge and whipped
cream with sprinkles on
top, dripping with caramel
sauce and a chocolate
covered cherry on top.
chocolate-51
Can I have one?
The pregnant lady asked.
as it sounded particularly
naughty but oh/so nice
A vote was taken
but alas it was
eaten by greedy Georgjr,
not even the cherry
survived his chomping chops.
A big dirty burp
was heard by everyone
all the way to
Timbuktoo and back! What
he didn't know was
the cherry was magic;
POOF!, he turned into
a great big round
balloon filled with happy
helium that had everyone
thrilled as if to
say , talking like a
chipmunk or Donald duck
as he floated across
the heavens dangling from
a giraffes neck; What
share a beer when he can have it all and then some . An empty milk jug that had been standing beside the flaggon of his grandmothers lovers bed, this is another story that missed the wine but had loads of blue diamond shaped pills that he kept for these very special moments. The ones where he thought he was a hunk of burning love!
This usually happened when late on Saturday night he consumed too much lager and thought that he was a stunning hansome Italian stallion, that had his pick of the fairest maids in all of Ireland. Except the maids were smarter far smarter than he could ever imagine. One by one, they picked a solid piece of of the old mans dining room table which had been part of an exquisite set that had been whittled by Merlin himself and his nubile young maidens.
Now the plot was cast and who would have thought that such sexy voluptuous blond vixens could cause so much damage with a few choice words to the cowering mans work, what a disaster it would be if they all bent over the fence at the same time and picked daffodils. Their bums swinging in the breeze, showing every hair on spotted butts. Eeeeek, what yechiii sight. Only the blind would be spared , but their nose can lead them away from all the evil smelling fumes that seem to be coming from exactly a place that one would not realy want it to, or one .... Oh forget it!
That's another days story. Up the hill and far over the gurgling stream was a little red brick house, in which there lived a dwarf. The Dwarf had a strange habit of letting the little people in "Littlepeopletown" take their tiny little bikes all the way down "Little Street" to go and see the littlest of the little Littles, that lived in the littlest house.
Expecting a very big surprise in the post, so big that he needed a month to sort out the Sundays before they got confused and started on the Mondays and Tuesdays as between the mondays and Saturdays, they don't have Fridays and Wednesdays to to sort out Thursday.
Coming to talk of Sundays, not even thinking about December, not too long now before the sleigh is dusted off by the man in red who has a big hit with small people who thought Christmas was the best time ever; this was when they ripped at brightly coloured paper, bows and ribbons. All the while whooping as drink goes down merrily in the busy time before lunch is 2 blow the man up.
After many years of both grief and happyness they knew the time had come to settle with his little maiden. So began their life as happy as could be, until there was a major upheaval that shook their little world. An addiction to cream filled cup cakes made them feel quite cuddly; the bulky curves on on their wives bodies , they ran as fast as their legs would let them fly, rotating in a circular motion untill plop.... they collapsed in a crumpled heap; they could not believe having come this far that it had ended before it could begin.
With a push and a shove the whole crumpled heap began to dissasemble before their very eyes, and out of the blue, out popped a greeneyed red monster that had been at the bottom of the deep blue sea, it licked it's lips in expectation of a tasty meal that might fill the nawing feeling that it felt when it saw those legs ye!!! those legs...the shark opened its jaws and thought oh mother do I really have to support Western Province. As its jaws shut the deafening sound of bone crunching, nut wrenching , blood curdling screams erupted as the sea turned everybody's stomachs upside down and the water red.
Suddenly a shot rang, the shark was dead. A disembowled body hanging by a thread, entrails floating on the surface and were spotted by a dozen sharks that were actualy Cheeter supporters. The roar went up and the Lions said 'What's happening? you guys I thought we were ready togo to bed. Good thinking Batman, said he, its raining outside and the last candle and fire are out so let's gather the eye-candy and head off to bed, its Saturday night and time for some good clean sheets.
Sunday morning dawned and the previous night was all but a dream though hard to believe with toe nails sticking in the back of his neck, the pain was excruciating - but he loved the taste of them. The way they crunched and burst in the back of his mouth, letting all the sweet build up of toe jam tickle his taste buds and having this feeling of ooze running over and savoring the chewiness of the nails. A disgusting habit that he caused him to shudder with anticipation at the sound of the "Time Warp".
Bad hair and dressing along with the coolest corset and fishnet stockings we jump to the sound of their beat. With jump to the left and a step to the right, put your hands on your hips and do the hoky coky - shake it bend it, twist it but don't break it..... when you try to do the pelvic thrust. You could do yourself some achy breaky heart when I whisper in a gorgeous mans ear sweet nothings and some home truths that would make his toes curl, never mind that his head was spinning in the absolute whirlwind that consisted of wonderfull things.
Whilst still in a state of total "mooshyness", the band played 'Walzing Mathilda' to the Aussie rugby team while they pranced around like a bunch of Sheila's at Bruce's wedding. Unknown to them the Bokke had developed a strange new attitude. They had recorded "Sarie Marais" to the sound of the other tune, when the Saints come marching in, however RHODES always come first! That was always a given, cause they were always the teachers pets. Teachers loved the best!!! and forgot the rest. The rest were not going to take this lying down - the fight had only just begun and the daggers were polished while the shooters were a shooting and the teams were a teaming with all the excitement of the day. Tomorrow would be a completely different day and all that knew, the teams involved would be getting ready for the biggest competition of the year.
Who will the winning team be. Only the public will decide. The teams lined up ready for the start of the votes being counted, Oppenheimer winning by a measly 1, a win being a sympathetic public vote for the ability of being something other than Barnato nor Oppenheimer, but Rhodes. 'Rhodes Shmodes', roared the the fabulous green Barnato as Oppenheimer kicked seven own goals, losing by a narrow margin and Rhodes as champion again. Now... Yellow House, unknown to all participants, strayed into the Oppenheimer camp cause the partying was about to begin.
Music blared around the place while the men were waiting for the girls in their itsy bitsy teeny weeny strand bikini, that for the first used as what it could cover up, it was disasteriously small for the Yellow girls' enormous and but the boys loved the impressive display and show ; their eyes popped out and as for Boy Georg he almost had to cover them up but thought twice about it as he'd miss all the naughty bits. Jnr truley loved the anticipation before the revealing of the great big bit he has never felt so excited or droooly about these kinda things. It happened after a bang on the Chevy backseat, he could hardly talk with the amount of sweat dripping down his face, for he was hallucinating. He was actualy a singing, tap dancing garden gnome with a huge round big red nose, caused by to much whiskey and a very serious addiction to dogfood burgers and grass.
High in the montain in a land far from normal civilisation lived a happy little doc by the name of Albertus, he was the cutest thing, very shy, simple and eye-candy for the babes. Growing herbs in the window boxes he kept for exotic banned herbs which he would use for elaborate ceremonies with his patients under strict instruction to take three drops of the nice tasty RED stuff mixed with the stuff that was yucky green. There were no blue to be found anywhere, so he used more red stuff to sweaten the great green potion and this is what happened luckly all the experimental victims laughed as blue burst's of delight bubbled out of their ears and other Monsters lurked around waiting for the red to grab hold of green to hit the blue bursting bubbles and eat Chocolate mousse with lemon as the reds cheer for being the best.
Blue and Green are in a higher league no no she cried, get red to do the mopping and cleaning! " your said red! "now, now be nice and slap blue/green said the violent who loved Red and would give up her bunnyears to rather be green! Not on your life said the little red ridinghood who is always under the influence of some kind of substance she gets from Granny Diana. A secret blend of wine and some special herb cookies might just do the trick. On the other hand the cookies could turn a good girl bad and we all know the fun that bad girls wanna have. Always looking for the next thing to entertain themselves with, like pole dancing and copious amounts of vanilla fudge and whipped cream with sprinkles on top, dripping with caramel sauce and a chocolate covered cherry on top. Can I have one? The pregnant lady asked, as it sounded particularly naughty but oh/so nice. A vote was taken, but alas it was eaten by greedy Georgjr, not even the cherry survived his chomping chops. A big dirty burp was heard by everyone all the way to Timbuktoo and back! What he didn't know was the cherry was magic; POOF!, he turned into a great big round balloon filled with happy helium that had everyone thrilled as if to say , talking like a chipmunk or Donald duck as he floated across the heavens dangling from a giraffes neck; What
the hell happened now???
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on September 25, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
the hell happened now???
Simple son, the admin decided to do your job you lazy bugger hammer
Those were my 4 words oldman. I was just wondering what was happening in the story.
Now go on with the story and all the BS 23_146_26
Take it from here
Can I have one? The pregnant lady asked, as it sounded particularly naughty but oh/so nice. A vote was taken, but alas it was eaten by greedy Georgjr, not even the cherry survived his chomping chops. A big dirty burp was heard by everyone all the way to Timbuktoo and back! What he didn't know was the cherry was magic; POOF!, he turned into a great big round balloon filled with happy helium that had everyone thrilled as if to say , talking like a chipmunk or Donald duck as he floated across the heavens dangling from a giraffes neck; What
a carry on that
turned out to be.
The pregnant ladies hollered
"Out of our board!"
unless you bring treats
or promise to change
nappies there will be
dirty ones and wet
one's all just for
your daily chores or
you could try breastfeeding?
The size of my
big heart shows that
at times it's hard
but definitely a necessity.
Everybody's looking forward to
the new bundles of
joy, and their first
time out of the
@Rhona: but definitely a necessity What???
baby board into the
Bot Attack to give
us a hand with
all the beer and
headachy dronk verdriet bot
bar pole dancers and
what ever shakes your
booty. The guns were
blazing as the sound
of drums crashed through
the brightly coloured nursery.
Rhona and Michelle came
to investigate the racket,
a carry on that turned out to be.
The pregnant ladies hollered "Out of our board!" unless you bring treats or promise to change nappies there will be dirty ones and wet one's all just for your daily chores or you could try breastfeeding? The size of my big heart shows that at times it's hard but definitely a necessity. Everybody's looking forward to the new bundles of joy, and their first time out of the board into the Bot Attack to give us a hand with all the beer and headachy dronk verdriet bot bar pole dancers and what ever shakes your booty.
The guns were blazing as the sound of drums crashed through the brightly coloured nursery. Rhona and Michelle came to investigate the racket,
28 sep
only to discover that
a lock-in was in
progress, so while they
sang and drank into
the early hours of
Sunday morning. A sharp
bitter taste in their
mouths and a hammer
straight from hell; oh!
what have i missed
shrieked Bertie - Half the
guests are drunk and
the rest just to
sick and tired of
all the dancing and
singing. Anyone for another
round at playing a
squeeze box in the
centre of the crowded
pub? An excited scream
sent chils down my
spine as the sexiest
man played the tune
http://georgswa.ge.Ohost.de/rover/waltzing.mp3
,and so Daddy Georg
waltzed around strumming his
guitar, not knowing which
tune to play next.
Out came the fiddle
and 2 spoons, the
look on Georgjr face
was absolutely priceless; he
had no idea how
to control the session
as Daddy Georg stripped
and did a pole-small
pole-dance with a red
g-string and not much
else but a giant
spinning bow-tie that flashed
to the beat of
It's Raining Men.
As it spun and
the strings came loose
, like a Helicopter it
went flying through the
air and landed on
Rhonas swelling belly, only
to bounce off and
hit Jnr in the
face. He bent over
just as the rocket
shot out of his
left ear and decided
to make a run
for it as Rhona
lay back and relax.
Jnr tipped over on
an empty beer crate
falling right into Rhonas
compost heap at the
end of her bed.
Up he jumped and
ran to his daddy
tears streaming down his
face and laughing loud.
Untill he ran into
a gemsbok and almost
landed on the horn.
Now this would have
been hysterical if not
so painfull for poor
GeorgJnr who had already
paid for one piercing
he had had put
in his watchamacalit just
which hurt like hell!!!
Hey Diana! do I desurve this???
ape cuqui
bells hanging from it
so all the unsuspecting
friends stood back wondering
what the noise was
when Georg pulled the
ring that held his
so very precious jewels
that dangled so precariously
from the edge of
the codpiece Georg was
trying to fit into.
Only now the story
revealing Junior's inner secrets
and very precious values
which are for sale
at the Paris fleamarket
or can be swapped
for a sand-filled
bottle with original cap.
Again he asked the
Again I ask you. Is this the price I pay to get OM or Dubai sand??? image14 image031
question. The girls stood
around pondering what else
they could swop for
Jnrs. sand idea. Incredable
ideas crossed their minds
,some of which would
make Jnr. laugh and
others a tear to
the eyes it brought.
This could initiate a
war dance from Jnr,
involving anybody who had
a CD player or
a vice grip depending
on what one could
be regarding as pleasure.
Treasure: That's his program
; buried way down deep
inside his soul and
only visible to the
pure-heart-people, that were so
4 words hey!!
taken by his ability
to squash apples with
his feet that they
knew was going to
produce the best schnapps
to export to Oranjemunders
who are eagerly awaiting
for the finished product.
Rhona's house leprachaun drank
the first 5 batches
and was a total
wreck ,screaming profanity's at
everyone in the bot
bar including the bots.
while all the lads
were green with envy
as they were barred
by the girls because
they had no idea
what was about to
happen; the pole dancing
had gotten out of
hand and the bots
regulars were about to
storm the stage.The
look on jnr's face
was of abject horror
as the girls started
to gyrate with the
sound of music and
started pleeding for more
Spelling ???? Help me german nix know
started begging for more !!!!
only to discover that a lock-in was in progress, so while they sang and drank into the early hours of Sunday morning. A sharp bitter taste in their mouths and a hammer straight from hell; oh! what have i missed shrieked Bertie - Half the guests are drunk and the rest just to sick and tired of all the dancing and singing. Anyone for another round at playing a squeeze box in the centre of the crowded pub? An excited scream sent chils down my spine as the sexiest man played the tune ,and so Daddy Georg waltzed around strumming his guitar, not knowing which tune to play next. Out came the fiddle and 2 spoons, the look on Georgjr face was absolutely priceless; he had no idea how to control the session as Daddy Georg stripped and did a pole-dance with a red g-string and not much else but a giant spinning bow-tie that flashed to the beat of.
It's Raining Men. As it spun and the strings came loose , like a Helicopter it went flying through the air and landed on Rhonas swelling belly, only to bounce off and hit Jnr in the face. He bent over just as the rocket shot out of his left ear and decided to make a run for it as Rhona lay back and relax. Jnr tipped over on an empty beer crate falling right into Rhonas compost heap at the end of her bed. Up he jumped and ran to his daddy tears streaming down his face and laughing loud. Untill he ran into a gemsbok and almost landed on the horn. Now this would have been hysterical if not so painfull for poor GeorgJnr who had already paid for one piercing he had had put in his watchamacallit just which hurt like hell!!! bells hanging from it so all the unsuspecting friends stood back wondering what the noise was when Georg pulled the ring that held his so very precious jewels that dangled so precariously from the edge of the codpiece Georg was trying to fit into.
Only now the story revealing Junior's inner secrets and very precious values which are for sale at the Paris fleamarket or can be swapped for a sand-filled bottle with original cap. Again he asked the question. The girls stood around pondering what else they could swop for Jnrs. sand idea. Incredible ideas crossed their minds ,some of which would make Jnr. laugh and others a tear to the eyes it brought. This could initiate a war dance from Jnr, involving anybody who had a CD player or a vice grip depending on what one could be regarding as pleasure.
Treasure: That's his program ; buried way down deep inside his soul and only visible to the pure-heart- people, that were so taken by his ability to squash apples with his feet that they knew was going to produce the best schnapps to export to Oranjemunders who are eagerly awaiting for the finished product. Rhona's house leprachaun drank the first 5 batches and was a total wreck ,screaming profanity's at everyone in the bot bar including the bots.
While all the lads were green with envy as they were barred by the girls because they had no idea what was about to happen; the pole dancing had gotten out of hand and the bots regulars were about to storm the stage.The look on jnr's face was of abject horror as the girls started to gyrate with the sound of music and started pleeding for more
volenteers from the crowd
to start joining in
, sadly there were only
a handfull of brave
soles who tried to
convince the whole crowd
to drink Jnr's Schnaps!
But only one volunteer
stepped forward and was
no-one else in particular
except for our Paula
who bravely accepted to
not to accept a
bribe from Jnr. She
decided to take a
a very long break
flying brooms at night
and made a big
entrance surprising the lot
wearing only bunny ears
volenteers from the crowd to start joining in , sadly there were only a handfull of brave soles who tried to convince the whole crowd to drink Jnr's Schnaps! But only one volunteer stepped forward and was no-one else in particular except for our Paula who bravely accepted not to accept a bribe from Jnr. She decided to take a a very long break flying brooms at night and made a big entrance surprising the lot wearing only bunny ears
and a wrist watch
with flashing neon lights
on her nipple caps.
:buffo9:
Only Bertie knew how
too switch these on.
He had the ability
to do it without
(...careful now guys, this is a family board!!! I'm blushing already!....)
the help of any
bystanders. He simply held
them together ...... so tightly.... 3d smiles (288)
never wanting to let
this moment in time
pass. This was the
perfect opportinity that he,,,,,
wanting for so long.
WITHOUT thinking, he tore...............................................
the table cloth to
.... you guys are wiiiiiiild!!!!!
contain his frustrations, only
to find out that............
this was not the
way he had intended....................
to wrap things up.
Momentarily... he was blinded................
by his mothers words....."Albertus
with only one thought
a life is derailed
.. when one rides the ..........
green-eyed dragon that
that takes you to
the middle of the
sangoma Bertie's herbal smoke
which is mixed with
eye of newt and
a pinch of salt
and a twinkle of
stardust. Mike helped with
showing a phantastic ability
to drink beer without
having to swallow as
he could open his
throat and close his
and a wrist watch with flashing neon lights on her nipple caps. Only Bertie knew how too switch these on. He had the ability to do it without the help of any bystanders. He simply held them together ...... so tightly.... never wanting to let this moment in time pass.
This was the perfect opportunity that he wanted for so long. WITHOUT thinking, he tore.... the table cloth to contain his frustrations, only to find out that this was not the way he had intended to wrap things up. Momentarily... he was blinded by his mothers words....."Albertus with only one thought a life is derailed when one rides the green-eyed dragon that that takes you to the middle of the sangoma Bertie's herbal smoke which is mixed with eye of newt and a pinch of salt and a twinkle of stardust. Mike helped with showing a phantastic ability to drink beer without having to swallow as he could open his throat and close his
eyes while dreaming of
his next gallon of
cool Windhoek Lager brew.
Meanwhile back at the
sangomas humble abode, Bertie
,exhausted from repeated call-outs,
filled up on Gin,
with a twist of
of lemon and a
and a twink of
Read properly Mr Moderator......and a....and a....twink of??????????
Oooops! Sorry.
twink of his delicious
hihihi...
homemade twinkles. Later that
evening Clive decided to
have a break with
a "Kit Kat" which he
ate while reading a
book on the Kamasutra
, and was amazed how
msn emoticon (9)
:wow1:
much he didn't know.
So he phoned women(1)
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on October 29, 2008, 05:14:18 PM
a "Kit Kat" which he
perfect Diana. hat was the idea... boob1 Boobs kiss
Diana boob1 Boobs our expert for
she's well schooled in
teaching boys to use
various techniques when they
really want to impress
their next door neighbours
. After some 'dutch courage';
he attempted to twist
his arm around his
neck and down towards
seldom seen bodily parts
idontknow
Seldom seen and seldom
used parts and started
to reconsider his alternatives.
Amazing as this was,
He appeared to be
Anthony you have to stick to what the person before you wrote. But we'll give you the chance of joining the game...
enjoying the self-attention so
he regularly practiced special
(Georg, I think Anthony did stick to the story. Did the capital letter "H" throw you off? It's not a new sentence.)
allgood
techniques in being very
adept in moving his
mirror around to see
what appeared to be
a swelling at the
left hand side of
his groin. This puzzled
him no end as
he had no idea
where the swelling had
come from, however it
turned out to be
a giant-sized blowen-up red
knob used only for
purposes Bertie didn't know
Clive used it for.
trex-073
Bertie just got away
with it, due to
eyes while dreaming of his next gallon of cool Windhoek Lager brew.
Meanwhile back at the sangomas humble abode, Bertie, exhausted from repeated call-outs, filled up on Gin, with a twist of of lemon and a twink of his delicious homemade twinkles. Later that evening Clive decided to have a break with a "Kit Kat" which he ate while reading a book on the Kamasutra , and was amazed how much he didn't know. So he phoned Diana our expert for she's well schooled in teaching boys to use various techniques when they really want to impress their next door neighbours . After some 'dutch courage'; he attempted to twist his arm around his neck and down towards seldom seen bodily parts. Seldom seen and seldom used parts and started to reconsider his alternatives. Amazing as this was, he appeared to be enjoying the self-attention so he regularly practiced spezial techniques in being very adept in moving his mirror around to see what appeared to be a swelling at the left hand side of his groin. This puzzled him no end as he had no idea where the swelling had come from, however it turned out to be a giant-sized blown-up red knob used only for purposes Bertie didn't know Clive used it for.
Bertie just got away with it, due to
4 nov
quick actions and luck.
But this didn't change
his participation, because Georg
was always lurking around
looking for some reason
to join into the
fun while the girls
got so thrilled on
the funny way the
the girls themselves would
almost pass out with
with the thought that
they could be next.
While Bertie ponderd this
he broke into a
sweat at the thought
of all the lovely
girls that surrounded him.
Bertie left the building, Up-out
happy as could be,
leaving the girls with
a sad look on
their faces, but they
new he'd be back eventually.
The girls decided to
wait for him to
talk in a manner
soft and seductive that
would enable Bertie to
achieve anything he would
want in his mission
to leave the building.
(poor Bertie just can't seem to get out of this story!!!!!!! idontknow)
"The-Doctor" has left the building!
, but will be back.
ha ha Bertie - when you good, you good............
Its only a matter
... ah! There he is!
Caught in the spotlight
, one second... then gone.
As he crept around
the house, he tried
to sneak behind the
disappearing cloak, and voila! Up-out
he got caught by
aliens and disappeared forever!
Or so he thought
, because the girls wanted
to finish what had
started out as a
fanastic oportunity to teach
Bertie the lesson of
the Scarlett Pimpernel, whome
everyone feared as he
had a big sword.
The leprechaun in the
building, and Diana near
by ready to give
him the hottest poledancing1
made him turn back
into a tiny little
vat of Jack Daniels
After a couple of
loud hicks, Bertie began
his journey to the
buildings inside again, because
the girls have left.
Diana boob1 Boobs was still there!
Eager to help Bertie
on his journey to
total bliss and happiness,
but he was afraid!
Afraid of excessive happiness.
Jack Daniels was eager
to get hold of
the dancing girls for
Berties new poledancing1 lesons
and choreography by Georg
. What an amazing team
they made. The crowds
could not get enough
of Bertie in his
red sequined g.string that
barely covered his prized
thingymajig and sparkled as
a ruby under the
light of the mirror-ball.
Bertie doesn't like red
image201 You guys are killing me. I'm not going to tell any more people about this site - they might just stumble upon this story and think it's what happened for real!!!!!! I can see my patients getting fewer per day (or do you think they will now all storm to come and see me?)
, because it's to powerful
as his "drill" pulsed,
making his face turn
into a look of
sun-burnt bananapeel that had
absolutely no life left.
Amased by his own
stamina Bertie continued to
suffer under the pressure
until he was able
to face the fact
that this would never
do. He became known
as the dentist with
"Things That Never Do!"
He serviced all with
gentle stroke of his
syringe, so that they
all fell in love
with his cheeky grin ape
and gentle hands. He
was the man that
could make all women
let their teeth rot.
"Jechy!" said the rest
, boiling over with jelousy!
A dentist needs a
cool head and a
steady but gentle hand
, not forgetting the soft
inside of his big
man-bag; where he kept
all of the familly
most precious of
quick actions and luck. But this didn't change his participation, because Georg was always lurking around looking for some reason to join into the fun while the girls got so thrilled on the funny way the the girls themselves would almost pass out with with the thought that they could be next.
While Bertie ponderd this he broke into a sweat at the thought of all the lovely girls that surrounded him. Bertie left the building, happy as could be, leaving the girls with a sad look on their faces, but they new he'd be back eventually. The girls decided to wait for him to talk in a manner soft and seductive that would enable Bertie to achieve anything he would want in his mission to leave the building. "The-Doctor" has left the building, but will be back. Its only a matter ... ah! There he is! Caught in the spotlight , one second... then gone.
As he crept around the house, he tried to sneak behind the disappearing cloak, and voila! he got caught by aliens and disappeared forever! Or so he thought , because the girls wanted to finish what had started out as a fanastic oportunity to teach Bertie the lesson of the Scarlett Pimpernel, whome everyone feared as he had a big sword. The leprechaun in the building, and Diana near by ready to give him the hottest poledancing1 made him turn back into a tiny little vat of Jack Daniels.
After a couple of loud hicks, Bertie began his journey to the buildings inside again, because the girls have left. Diana was still there! Eager to help Bertie on his journey to total bliss and happiness, but he was afraid! Afraid of excessive happiness. Jack Daniels was eager to get hold of the dancing girls for Berties new poledancing1 lessons and choreography by Georg. What an amazing team they made. The crowds could not get enough of Bertie in his red sequined g.string that barely covered his prized thingymajig and sparkled as a ruby under the light of the mirror-ball. Bertie doesn't like red , because it's to powerful as his "drill" pulsed, making his face turn into a look of sun-burnt bananapeel that had absolutely no life left.
Amazed by his own stamina Bertie continued to suffer under the pressure until he was able to face the fact that this would never do. He became known as the dentist with "Things That Never Do!" He serviced all with gentle stroke of his syringe, so that they all fell in love with his cheeky grin and gentle hands. He was the man that could make all women let their teeth rot. "Jechy!" said the rest , boiling over with jelousy! A dentist needs a cool head and a steady but gentle hand , not forgetting the soft inside of his big man-bag; where he kept all of the familly most precious of
Family Jewels.
End that
screamed the little old
man called admin in
a way that scared
the bejaysus out of
Jnr. Us girls were
still the greatest thing
in Berties life. So
religiously once a week
they get their hug.
bighug
bertie couldn't imagine living
without the poledancing1 and the image203 . (four words & 2 smilies)
Sorry Clive. Smiles count as words. Skip a round.
ape cuqui
, so he started begging
New round. You're in again Clive.
baby
for Rhona & Diana
to help him leave
on a jet plane
, but the story tells
us that Bertie could
just disappear at once.
So ended his adventure.
Up-out abouttime cuqui
In return for his
trying, the girls decided
to give him a
further chance in the story.
Sorry guys. But as your moderator I had to add a fifth word.
Quote from: barb (Fry) on November 03, 2007, 11:41:48 PM
a idea stolen from facebook applications
we are only allowed to add 3 words each
probably best to copy and paste and then add
(I protest, since when does the moderator have such liberties? Seeing that the story started out with 3 words each, soon it will be one paragraph each! Unfair and reeks like the corruption in a state department!)
Just joking, carry on, guys, I don't mind, I quite like the effort and will strive to make the story more interesting without this monotonous line. Let's see.
Alas it was not
to be. Bertie disappeared.
Poof....he was gone.
Rhona rubbed the Magic ( lamp, see where this can lead to )
bottle... THere he comes!
Hey guys. Should we tell Bertie how much you bribed me with??
image203
Stuck in the neck
Diana grabbed, while Rhona
pulled, to no avail.
Lubricant applied and out
came the disapointed Bertie.
He tumbled to the
magic carpet ready for
the trip of his
life with both Rhona
and Diana fighting Barbara
but actualy just loving
the flight outta sight.
Bertie the genie, began
his ascent to the
lofty heights, with both
his lovely ladies by
his side. Meanwhile the
bold Bertie had other
plans.....he got Rhona
in a head-lock and
rubbed her ears untill
they burned. He then
laughed out loud while
while reaching for Diana
,who slipped from his
lap and smiled like
chester cat.
Alice the
the wonder landed right
on Berties lap and
called the white rabbit
who magically appeared at
the party accompanied by
snow white and several
of the dwarfs including
junior who was considering
counseling them.Occasionally he
believed fairy-tales, were the
cause of a disturbed
manhood, which made his
theory that all men
never grow up was
not far from the
truth and everbody knew
what that meant. Junior
thought long and hard
as he was not
able to concentrate for
very long, a problem
that stemmed since the
discovery that he was
a forever young man
without being selfconcious enough
Family Jewels.
End that, screamed the little old man called admin in a way that scared the bejaysus out of Jnr. Us girls were still the greatest thing in Berties life. So religiously once a week they get their hug.
Bertie couldn't imagine living without the poledancing1 and the image203 . , so he started begging for Rhona & Diana to help him leave on a jet plane , but the story tells us that Bertie could just disappear at once. So ended his adventure. In return for his trying, the girls decided to give him a further chance in the story. Alas it was not to be. Bertie disappeared. Poof....he was gone. Rhona rubbed the Magic bottle... THere he comes! Stuck in the neck Diana grabbed, while Rhona pulled, to no avail. Lubricant applied and out came the disapointed Bertie.
He tumbled to the magic carpet ready for the trip of his life with both Rhona and Diana fighting Barbara but actualy just loving the flight outta sight. Bertie the genie, began his ascent to the lofty heights, with both his lovely ladies by his side. Meanwhile the bold Bertie had other plans.....he got Rhona in a head-lock and rubbed her ears until they burned. He then laughed out loud while reaching for Diana ,who slipped from his lap and smiled like chester cat.
Alice the the wonder landed right on Berties lap and called the white rabbit who magically appeared at the party accompanied by snow white and several of the dwarfs including junior who was considering counseling them. Occasionally he believed fairy-tales, were the cause of a disturbed manhood, which made his theory that all men never grow up was not far from the truth and everbody knew what that meant.
Junior thought long and hard as he was not able to concentrate for very long, a problem that stemmed since the discovery that he was a forever a young man without being selfconcious enough
to overplay his hand.
This caused many people
to debate the fact
, that poker was not
a game of chance.
In German we'd say
"Glueck im Spiel
Pech in der Liebe"
I'm the Moderaor. I have to keep the games alive.
Okay, okay! I'll skip a round.
Decisions, Love or Luck
What happened next was
a complete smack in
Quote from: Clive Symes on November 30, 2008, 08:22:00 AM
Decisions, Love or Luck
You're full of surprises Clive. Great!
the mouth for Clive
which made his false
teeth rattle and his
and his ears roll
upward. OH drat he
had never been in
such a pickle before. This
could change everything in
fact, dental-work was performed
and made life expensive.
As Bertie insisted on
doing the dental job
in 18 carat gold
with diamonds and rubies
so that the tooth-fairy
could see where Clive
had worked all of
his youth on a
mission to collect money
by returning cold-drink bottles
and gaining the reward
, but having to share
with the Brady Bunch
which was not what
was expected. Diamonds flashed
and tempers flared as
Clive flashed a toothy
at Santa's scantily dressed
elves who were practising
the Irish version of
Das Suedwester Lied. not sure how to spell that?
They sang it in
full view of all
green coloured leprachauns, who
had no idea what
was going on; they
just tap danced with
-out spilling a drop.
The King Leprachaun knew
that Tir-na-nOg was
(Tir-na-nOg is the land of eternal youth)
no place you'd find
an old man with
a red suit and
a big sackfull of
sexy underwear that was
clean enough to be
worn outside the jeans!
Only Rhona understood this,
because she was the
one who had seen
the other side of
the far away tree.
This was where the
leprachauns gave birth to
their bright ideas that
inspired all OMers to
dance; sing and drink
while the birds chirped
and the ducks quacked.
The next early morn
was a Monday, the
day the working-week ended
and the beer was
flowing out of taps
into the dirty wellies
we played in
while kicking mud at
the clean window
all the while hiding
(We are allowed to use 4 words now sorriso2 )
the evidence. Out of
concern for all those
window washers that take
their job very seriously.
But in the rain
they struggled to balance
their beer bottles on
their cheesy toes, without
without dropping there beer
on the spectators under
the table munching on
Irish pork which was
served with deliciously saucy
young nubile new potatoes
to overplay his hand. This caused many people to debate the fact , that poker was not a game of chance. In German we'd say "Glueck im Spiel Pech in der Liebe" Decisions, Love or Luck
What happened next was a complete smack in the mouth for Clive which made his false teeth rattle and his and his ears roll upward. OH drat he had never been in such a pickle before. This could change everything in fact, dental-work was performed and made life expensive. As Bertie insisted on doing the dental job in 18 carat gold with diamonds and rubies so that the tooth-fairy could see where Clive had worked all of his youth on a mission to collect money by returning cold-drink bottles and gaining the reward , but having to share with the Brady Bunch which was not what was expected. Diamonds flashed and tempers flared as Clive flashed a toothy at Santa's scantily dressed elves who were practising the Irish version of Das Suedwester Lied. They sang it in full view of all green coloured leprachauns, who had no idea what was going on; they just tap danced with -out spilling a drop.
The King Leprachaun knew that Tir-na-nOg was no place you'd find an old man with a red suit and a big sackfull of sexy underwear that was clean enough to be worn outside the jeans! Only Rhona understood this, because she was the one who had seen the other side of the far away tree. This was where the leprachauns gave birth to their bright ideas that inspired all OMers to dance; sing and drink while the birds chirped and the ducks quacked.
The next early morn was a Monday, the day the working-week ended and the beer was flowing out of taps into the dirty wellies we played in while kicking mud at the clean window all the while hiding the evidence. Out of concern for all those window washers that take their job very seriously. But in the rain they struggled to balance their beer bottles on their cheesy toes, without without dropping there beer on the spectators under the table munching on Irish pork which was served with deliciously saucy young nubile new potatoes
17 dec 08
that had been burnt.
After all it was
five foxy females fixing
there big red car.
The pork was banned
and was to be
replaced by yummy slices
of fruity mince pies.
The moslims considered
the pies but decided
to have the stacks
of beer instead.Then
Mike donated his beer-stocks
to the Western Province
cheerleaders whom he found
practising their dancing moves
on his front lawn.
Sitting in his chair
Mike munched carrots and
kept one eye on
our naughty German Shepard!!
All this coincided with
Michelle falling pregnant and
the breakfast recipes they
had to find because
of her morning sickness.
Then she went to
the magic goblin whom
Mike always consulted at
the dunes behind the
big ugly orange tree.
This was also where
the Wizard and Witch
gave Mike his magic
orange shirt that he
wears when he watches
when watching those Freestaters
running around crazily shouting
slogans only they understand
while their thoroughly inebriated.
rugger bugger friends were
consuming Mike´s precious beer
copiously. Mike deceided to
fool the leprachauns by
melting down their GOLD,
into ickle bickle bits
to hand out to
always wore when Shanon
....what do you mean
Boy Georg? thought the
gold was for Shannon
but it was actually
supposed to be used
to find a solution
to the humungous mistake
. Oi - you can't do
that, it's against the
law of Leprechauns. Gold
is strictly used for
the purchase of whiskey
and beer with some
gold filings within. Incredable
that the Irish are
the best Celts ever!!!
The Scottish pioneers thought
: "What a joke! Hahahahahah!"
After all they were
the only people to
know the difference between
a dog and a
black and white striped
zebra. It was important
to know the difference,
between a pajama-donkey and
a "new best freind".
Friend forever, they stuck
like sh*t to a
new idea that Diana
had blanketed in order
to show Clive how
to prise the gold
plated beautiful body of
Rhona from the bottom
to the top, with
a screaming leprachaun in
attendance. This was just
the kind of foreplay
needed to crack the
whip for the last
round before Mike ordered
an entire potjiepot of.....
Beasties, Lambs, Springbok and
Not to mention the
the very big packet
of ready salted crisps.
Washed down with copious
amounts of golden nector,
and a big dash
of the sweetest syrup
, this was just the
job for the ice-cream
leprachaun, who deceided that
all Ice-cream should be
peppermint green with gold
sprinkles. The "Bokke" thought
this an excellent idea!
This would be the
ultimate dream of all
children attending rugby matches.
Once on a long
drunken trip to Windhoek
a whole pile of
empty beer cans were
tied to the back
of the slow jet
that was towed by
Fillimon down the road,
Fillimon was a man
with a very distinct
lisp, he would never
try to hide or
run when he has
Hey Paula! Howdoja "not run a lisp"???????
a lollipop in his
wide grinning redisch face.
When the trip was
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on January 29, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
Hey Paula! Howdoja "not run a lisp"???????
Like this Georg jnr thumper laughpoint
just getting started he
everybody was sure Paula
that had been burnt. After all it was five foxy females fixing there big red car.
The pork was banned and was to be replaced by yummy slices of fruity mince pies. The moslims considered the pies but decided to have the stacks of beer instead.Then Mike donated his beer-stocks to the Western Province cheerleaders whom he found practising their dancing moves on his front lawn. Sitting in his chair, Mike munched carrots and kept one eye on our naughty German Shepard!! All this coincided with Michelle falling pregnant and the breakfast recipes they had to find because of her morning sickness. Then she went to the magic goblin whom Mike always consulted at the dunes behind the big ugly orange tree.
This was also where the Wizard and Witch gave Mike his magic orange shirt that he wears when he watches when watching those Freestaters
running around crazily shouting slogans only they understand while their thoroughly inebriated. Rugger bugger friends were consuming Mike´s precious beer copiously. Mike decided to fool the leprachauns by melting down their GOLD, into ickle bickle bits to hand out to always wore when Shanon ....what do you mean Boy Georg? thought the gold was for Shannon but it was actually supposed to be used to find a solution to the humungous mistake. Oi - you can't do that, it's against the law of Leprechauns. Gold is strictly used for the purchase of whiskey and beer with some gold filings within. Incredible that the Irish are the best Celts ever!!! The Scottish pioneers thought : "What a joke! Hahahahahah!" After all they were the only people to know the difference between a dog and a black and white striped zebra. It was important to know the difference, between a pajama-donkey and a "new best friend". Friend forever, they stuck like sh*t to a new idea that Diana had blanketed in order to show Clive how to prise the gold plated beautiful body of Rhona from the bottom to the top, with a screaming leprachaun in attendance.
This was just the kind of foreplay needed to crack the whip for the last round before Mike ordered an entire potjiepot of..... Beasties, Lambs, Springbok and not to mention the the very big packet of ready salted crisps. Washed down with copious amounts of golden nectar, and a big dash of the sweetest syrup, this was just the job for the ice-cream
leprachaun, who deceided that all Ice-cream should be peppermint green with gold sprinkles. The "Bokke" thought this an excellent idea! This would be the ultimate dream of all children attending rugby matches.
Once on a long drunken trip to Windhoek a whole pile of empty beer cans were tied to the back of the slow jet that was towed by Fillimon down the road, with a very distinct lisp, he would never try to hide or run when he has a lollipop in his wide grinning redisch face. When the trip was just getting started he was sure Paula
would thump him on
his bottom. So he
ran all the way
down the gravel road
until he thought his
hairy legs could not
carry him a step
more he saw the
gap in the fence
and made a dive
and landed like an
elephant in a pile
of steaming poop. Yuk
edy yuk, yukedi yuk!
He wiped his face
trying hard not to
not to scream at
the passing milk maids.
Then next spotted a
large hairy farmer who
was about to go
to the farmer convention
. Help he shouted, please
help me - but the
farmer walked on by. So
then after a while
A big giant hairy
fairy flew on by,
wacking him on his
big behind.After that
he sat in a
big large pile of
sticky tofee pudding...........mmmmmm!
That lucky hairy fairy
wasted no time; he
then ran as fast
as his hairy legs
were able to carry
him,and called the
one true friend he
had never betrayed until
five gold soverigns were
dangled before him. So
he thought about it,
and wondered if he
had made the right
choice. His friend had
been with him through
his terrible accident and
when he got dumped
by his wonderfully gorgeous
hairy friend he could
not dream of letting
anyone shave that hairy
creature he called Maya.
Now with the gold
he could go forth
or fifth and conquer
his six year fear
of ten green bottles
hanging on the wall
which Humpty-Dumpty fell from.
All the De-Beers men
stood back and stared
as the three bears
ate scrambled egg. What
was the name of
would thump him on his bottom. So he ran all the way down the gravel road until he thought his hairy legs could not carry him a Step more, he saw the gap in the fence and made a dive and landed like an elephant in a pile of steaming poop. Yuk edy yuk, yukedi yuk!
He wiped his face trying hard not to not to scream at the passing milk maids. Then next spotted a large hairy farmer who was about to go to the farmer convention. Help he shouted, please help me - but the farmer walked on by. So then after a while a big giant hairy fairy flew on by, wacking him on his big behind. After that he sat in a big large pile of sticky tofee pudding...........mmmmmm!
That lucky hairy fairy wasted no time; he then ran as fast as his hairy legs were able to carry him, and called the one true friend he had never betrayed until five gold soverigns were dangled before him. So he thought about it, and wondered if he had made the right choice.
His friend had been with him through his terrible accident and when he got dumped by his wonderfully gorgeous hairy friend he could not dream of letting anyone shave that hairy creature he called Maya. Now with the gold he could go forth or fifth and conquer his six year fear of ten green bottles hanging on the wall which Humpty-Dumpty fell from. All the De-Beers men stood back and stared as the three bears ate scrambled egg. What was the name of
that gorgeous blonde who
almost fell in that
swimming pool after slipping
on a Jimmy's prawn
. That would be Diana
, the bestest and funniest
... of all the grandmothers.....
She always knew how
to get up
and when her computer
was down she would
would always make sure
the wine was chilled.
After several bottle she
got very brave and
had a bite of
( quickdop)
the burnt meat that
was left over from
the reunion; which was
growing funny hair on
the mouldy bits! What
impressed us all was
the men were enjoying
Paula´s bunny ears in
their afterlife as she
tried to hide her
happiness of their demise.
Dadswa lost for words
had to leave the
site to go cry
on auntie Paula's large
comfie cushions with a
white flag, giving up
his drinking fund to
to down a full
the wine for him.
Meanwhile it all got
confusing with Clive who
's PC link is slow
just like he is,
except when roused from
his burning bed, then
he heads for the
door and goes home!
another one gives up!
After a nap, dadswa
who is now sober
had so much to
do, but his head
was better than ever.
It was no longer
a matter of who
but how he was
trying to find that
bottle of wine that
had been hidden due
to his nap that
if he had not
taken, he would still
What a turn-a-bout for
but to take a
wee stagger promising never
to go down this
mountain while sleepwalking.
Dadswa did a skip
or was that a
jump, who know with
jungle juice, this could
get him into more
bother than the red
wine, he needs to
take a step to the
left, then a step
:emot112_2: to the right, do
the pelvic thrust and
image201 ( I can just see Dadswa doing the moves) image201
having to sit down.
Shooow, he said, I
'm knacked, where's that
red wine, I think
a red bull would
just make me rust!
The next day, the
son of the now
only lap dancer with
botox lips and no
one noticed that he
couldn't really lap dance.
What a laugh when
out of the blue
was when someone was
called to get him
straight from his comfy
chair. He was not
there!!!! But where is
the red wine that
was right beside the
the AA application form.
And the blasted corkscrew
used to open that
lovely bottle of ruby
red. The last bottle
before detox. He is
now going to try
as he knows that
what he's about to
take on might be
a hugh challenge that
he's sure he can
never ever do again......
....so off he toddled
to do what he
thought was good
only to find it
was a lousy idea.
So then after a
considerable amount of coaxing
a new plan was
hatched to get Kelvin
and give him a
big Hug from all
of his big family
. Mike it's your turn
to try and find
out which way the
nappy fits on his
ickle bickle bottom. Now
turn it the right
turn it to the
left, now pull the
middle through and Voila
, but not to tight!
now turn the baby
right side up and
put nappy on bottom.
Did it fall off???
ha ha
that gorgeous blonde who almost fell in that swimming pool after slipping on a Jimmy's prawn. That would be Diana, the bestest and funniest ... of all the grandmothers.....
She always knew how to get up and when her computer was down she would always make sure the wine was chilled. After several bottle she got very brave and had a bite of the burnt meat that was left over from the reunion; which was growing funny hair on the mouldy bits! What impressed us all was the men were enjoying Paula´s bunny ears in their afterlife as she tried to hide her happiness of their demise.
Dadswa lost for words had to leave the site to go cry on auntie Paula's large comfie cushions with a white flag, givin g up his drinking fund to to down a full the wine for him. Meanwhile it all got confusing with Clive who´s PC link is slow just like he is, except when roused from his burning bed, then he heads for the door and goes home! Another one gives up!
After a nap, dadswa who is now sober had so much to do, but his head was better than ever. It was no longer a matter of who but how he was trying to find that bottle of wine that had been hidden due to his nap that if he had not taken, he would still, what a turn-a-bout for but to take a wee stagger promising never to go down this mountain while sleepwalking.
Dadswa did a skip or was that a jump, who know with jungle juice, this could get him into more bother than the red wine, he needs to take a step to the left, then a step to the right, do the pelvic thrust and having to sit down. Show, he said, I'm knacked, where's that red wine, I think a red bull would just make me rust!
The next day, the son of the now only lap dancer with botox lips and no one noticed that he couldn't really lap dance. What a laugh when out of the blue someone was called to get him straight from his comfy chair. He was not there!!!! But where is the red wine that was right beside the the AA application form. And the blasted corkscrew used to open that lovely bottle of ruby red. The last bottle before detox. He is now going to try as he knows that what he's about to take on might be a hugh challenge that he's sure he can never ever do again...... so off he toddled to do what he thought was good only to find it was a lousy idea.
So then after a considerable amount of coaxing a new plan was hatched to get Kelvin and give him a big Hug from all of his big family. Mike it's your turn to try and find out which way the nappy fits on his ickle bickle bottom. Now turn it the right turn it to the left, now pull the middle through and Voila, but not to tight! now turn the baby right side up and put nappy on bottom. Did it fall off???
24.3.09
NO.... a comfy fit.
No leaks, he's trained
he's a "grand" son
Dadswa's turn now to
give the bottle to
Georj jr so that
he can also have
the pain and struggle
of figuring out how
the beer got into
Mike's new hat that
is a leprechauns dream.
Mike knows this and
so does Paula,who
wanted to teach the
clurichaun that drinking was
the only habit worth
of keeping what all
takes place during the
full moon and while
its still night time.
unless it's a blue
Monday,then all hell
will break lose and
go to Snooker and
darts club for a
"Happy Meal" and a
sing along with the
Happy Clappers band. They
sang and they clapped
until their hands were
stinging and tiny hairs
floated around the room.
and landed in the
middle of the Bodhran
this was not what
was expected. Out of
the blue came pink
ha ha catmusic
panther with a green
marsian that once was
the president of Namibia! ha ha
This was truely a
very unusual sight seeing
the president in his
true form, now he's
taking a shower with
a clove of garlic
and ginger in his
hair - oooooh! how delicious
he will be tasting.
What to do for
tomorrow is the big
question for the elf
, maybe bake some donuts
or brew a big
pot of stew. What
a scrumptious idea......Now,
nothing of interest I'd
hate to admit, I
wasn't... realy ... attending ... eh...
hic....where's the wine
... Isallgone!!!! Next bottle please!!!
you drank it all !!!!!!!
Yip, call the AA
to help drink the
other 12 bottles of
Diana's wine collection. Now
where did they leave
Boy Georg's corkscrew. He
was forever hiding it
so only he knew
how to crack corks!
So now every time
I want some wine
, I have to plead
,in my best German,
and beg for more
but only on a
wo der Korkenzieher ist
dein kleine @#$%. So
what was all that?
I don't know said
the half german chick
who served ice cold
beer to the irrate
Scottish man who only
thought about himself. Once
she had told him
to pay for all
services he intended using
in the future. He
suddenly had a change
in mind nobody expected.
He jumped up and
accidently hit his head
yesno With a mighty thump image04
he landed on the
barmaids lap.This was
when Rhonda cried out
I will Marry you
a hush fell over
image14 the whole Oranjemund community image04
as all eyes turned
kiss To the heavenly music image04
while awaiting the reply
from the hairiest man
ape To the hairiest woman image04
who was cuddlier than
image031 a scared baby echidna image04
, uhm! What was the
point of all this
? The date was set
for the year 2011 image04
this would be the
most exciting day of
their lives. So began
the preparations and organising
for this momentous occasion.
A stunning red and
orange piece of fabric
Woven into the headpiece image04
like hair on fire
With so much flair............. image04
and just a touch
of salt and pepper....... image04
to make it a
stunning piece of beauty
Which will add spice...................... image04
to the new mister
Wong the Chinese chef........................ image04
The whole town was
Celebrating his delicious cuisine image04
with cream of salt
well the lady thought image04
what a splendid idea!
and with that she image04
up and left the
Hotel without paying for............................ image04
all services provided which
everyone thought could have.................... image04
by an accident but
never the less start...................... image04
the entire town in
Panic while our neighbor's............................. image04
sat back and giggled!
While they giggled the
big hairy legged lady
ran away with nothing..................... image04
but her razor and
her pack of smokes
plus half a bottle ......................... image04
of shaving cream. Later
when all was silky
she got down to......
transforming her image. First
time she was unlucky............... image04
and ended up with
a very bad headache........................ image04
A quick shot of
Epsom salts did the............................... image04
trick and before she
was aware of it ..................... image04
all her worries shot
until she realised that image04
there was more to
this story than meets image04
the eye. There was
a chance that all image04
would be in vain.
But also a slim
probability that this story image04
was a fake, but
there again the truth........................ image04
What could it be
fact or fiction again......................... image04
more fact than fiction!
unless you take into..................................... image04
account that they all..................................... image04
wanted what she had............................................. image04
which was the sexiest
mother in law you............................. image04
ever had the luck
and the good fortune ............................. image04
of laying eyes on!
the most beautiful pair.................................. image04
of long legs and
the biggest pair of................................................. image04
sunglasses, perched on her
tiny little nose; Hair
as soft as butter
which would not melt..................................................... image04
but could be squeezed
into a lovely big
bunch of long stem............................................. image04
bright orange coloured flowering
marigolds which were the ............................................. image04
envy of all the
other moms watching their
own garden produce better......................................................... image04
produce than this one.
On the other hand,
what would happen if
by some strange chance
reason a two foot
cockroach entered the room................................................. image04
scaring everyone except the
big beefy guy standing....................................................... image04
on top of the
wooden steps, trying to
look like he could.............................................................. image04
swing onto the high
end of the market........................................................... image04
Beside him was his
trusty friend, Pat the.............................................. image04
postman and his little
black and white bottle............................................. image04
with two little doggies
that kept on getting.................................................. image04
under the feet of
the kings third mistress
who did not know..................................................... image04
where to look as
from birth she was............................................. image04
always looking in the
mirror at the image..................................................... image04
she hated seeing. Atempting
to correct this she.................................... image04
started to use some
vanishing cream,but there........................................ image04
were some side effects
which unbeknown to her
left some rather dark
and ugly ideas in..................................................... image04
in the minds of
those who wanted to
get into a conversation......................................... image04
with this vain and
beautiful weather beaten young....................................................... image04
Blonde lady of the
north American tribe called............................................... image04
by their local name
the Chippewa! who were ....................................................... image04
rather apept at showing
that they could also............................................. image04
be very good at
looking after their dear................................................ image04
and very old and
beloved fairy god mother................................................. image04
who was by far
the prettiest fairy ever........................................................... kiss image04
seen in her age
group, which was again................................... image04
one of those groups
which would need to................................................... image04
have a good look.................................................................... image04
to see who was
going to become the............................... image04
the newest member to
reveal the secret that................................................... image04
had evaded all known............................................ image04
members for a very
important part to be................................................. image04
agreed upon that must
exclude most of the.......................................... image04
older generation as they
have had the experience....................................................... image04
but new blood is
needed to keep this........................................... image04
very good subject on
the right path which............................................. image04
could otherwise lead to
Disaster from which we.............................................. image04
would need beer to
loosen our tongues and
give us something to
talk about when all
options had become useless................................ image04
someone else knew what
the older generation knew......................................... image04
but to explain to
that useless bunch of
fairies from a few...................................................... image04
villages away from the
intoxicating place in Namibia....................................................... image04
where all the good
alcoholic fairies seemed to......................................................... image04
gather on a cold
night under the stars..................................... image04
wrapped up from the
mist and icey breeze.
that are common with......................................... image04
the countryside this time
of the season, although......................................... image04
once in a while
you could believe that................................................................. image04
the seasons are starting
once again to become............................................. image04
the warmest and the
problem with that could.................................. image04
mean that the beer
has to be drank fast
or would be chilled ............................................ image04
othwerwise an unpleasant taste
due to the fermentation.................................................... image04
and all the blue
Rinse mob will be................................................. image04
tripping over their Zimmer
frames on the way
to the beer garden
which was at the
the corner of the
tallest toilet cubicle just
inside the telephone box............................... image04
where the space was
claustrophobic to say the least..................................... image04
but to true form,
with that in mind.............................................. image04
the Rinse Mob managed
to steal a bit
of the meager alcohol........................................... image04
that was left. After
the bottles were emptied
by an unnamed person............................................................ image04
there were many words
of recrimination that lead........................................................ image04
to implications being made
that the little people
better known as leprechauns,
are still living in
the land of green and
running in and out
of the small arched
walls which keep the
image203 Hobbit like Doorway's built
but only for the
people that believe in................ image04 image203 image203 image203 image203 image203
faries and all the
magical stuff we would........................................ image04
be really silly not
to think that these
Are just whimsical stories......................................................... image04
For the true believers
that go as far
As you can on a ................................................................ image04
story created by some
person with a vivid imagination.................................................................... image04
and the most wonderful
personality you could ever............................................................. image04
think of. The way
we all should approach................................................................... image04
different tasks and objects
especialy the ones with
all their secrets laid.................................................... image04
out on the picnic
bench, but all the.................................................. image04
nosey people might see
what a wonderful display................................................................. image04
how these secrets are
Well and truly disguised.............................................................. image04
so that only the
courage's would dare have................................................................ image04
try to have a good
poke around without the............................................... image04
say-so of the people
who have kept this...................................................... image04
secret so well hidden
and this story alive.......................................................... image04
is a remarkable feat
. Then out of no-where
came a fabulous surprise
A bottle of Bundy................................ drinking-41.................... image04
and a dozen straws
that would make consuming
easy for little Diana (sorry Diana but couldn't resist)
who was the best
one of all to
sorriso2 suck it and see....................................................... image04
She truley did enjoy
A Bundy and Coke................ drinking-41
on a hot summers
night with the local.................................................... image04
inhabitants of the famous
One horse town..................................................... image04
known as Oranjemund. Later
Later that night there ................................................................. image04
was music and dancing
and plenty of laughter
until the local constabulary............................................................ image04
who were just walking
aimlessly past the SPAR!......... swink.............. image04
saw a strange object
it was large and
moved trying to hide ...................................................... image04
behind the palm tree
that had been struck..................................................... image04
bt lightning the week
after the big celebration
which was still entertaining................................. image04
all of the local
alcoholic over sixties................................................................... BierSuip image04
but alas, some of the
seniors! got themselves into................................................. image04
such a state, that
the youngsters had to
carry them home before
they could do any
more demonstrations on how................................................... image04
the world was run
was quite comical seeing............................................... image04
their funny and amusing
interpretation of all the
exciting and undisclosed untold..................................................... image04
antics that these senior
needed, so that they..................................................... image04
can keep on going
because lets face it........................................................................ image04
no-body could do it
until at some time....................................................................... image04
the great, the magnificent
Wizard from Harry....................................... image04
Pottered around in the
herb garden ever eager
and totally naked with
any inhibitions long gone
they laughed while they
jiggled with their tools.............................................. image04
and planted their seeds
in the hope for.......................................................................... image04
future growth in their
portfolio shares, because quite............................... image04
a large portion was
lost due to the
greedy buggers who call................................................ image04
on the powerful little
governments who claim tax
is a legitimate way....................................................... image04
to take money from
poor and innocent citizens
.Those very citizens that
contributed to the upkeep
of the so called..................................................... image04
area where they try
out their new systems.............................................. image04
, trying to get some
more blood out of................................................... image04
a dried up old
gentleman who sometimes visits................................................. image04
places thst he should
allow the older females............................................................. image04
the chance of showing
their skills in the
very seductive dancing that
was artistically imposable for................................................................. image04
any man to attempt.
except if you were
going to try and
persuade any one over ............................................................... image04
the age of consent
therefore even persons from.................................................................... image04
the age of permission....
could also have their............................................................ image04
ways without having to
bust a blood-vessel
This would have a
devastating effect on all ........................................................... image04
of those who are
expecting their Tax returns............................................................ image04
because the long wait
would subsequently be inexcusable............................................ image04
and everyone knows that
getting the government committed .......................................................... image04
is a long and
ardours task which will......................................................... image04
only come to realization
when you interrupt their.................................................... image04
comfot zone and long
enough to enable their.................................................................. image04
small and narrow minded
entourage of capitalistic knobbly.................................................... image04
...kneed socialist Trotskyite sychophantic
Who after a few............................................................... image04
beers like nothing more
than to talk in
Cantonese or Mandarin to
the parliamentarian's that argue............................................................. image04
over timewasting budgetary inconsequentialities
or they could just......................................................................... image04
go to the pub......
and drown their sorrows.
or practice their knitting....
like madam Defarg did...................................... image04
...Thérèse that outrageous tricoteuse
who was known to
down more than one
, before he would start
she dropped a perl..
right down the front
of her new twin............................................................................... image04
peaks that were showing
just above the horizon
standing out like two
lost tarts at a bakefest
were every one stuffed.................................................. image04
all they could get
from the cold buffet
which was a delectable................................................. image04
array, like a display
of glistening twin peaks
the Matterhorn being one............................................................. image04
someone's career the other......
Standing out loud and
proud and defiant and
with a roar of anger............................................................... image04
burst forth to the
fiercely burning car wreck
that could be seen
even from Iceland
,throwing lots and lots
of smoke and fumes
preventing aircraft taking off
causing panic and confusion........................................................................ image04
amongst the people of
this little place we
have carved out of.................................................................. image04
Umtata'a lush green pastures
, but we forgot the
very fresh cow pats
that are splattered all
over the objet d' art
which any Spanish critic....................................................................................... image04
or Fleet Street hack.....
associated with a well known.............................................. image04
Rupert Murdoch owned paper...
who killed off one............................................................. image04
of their revenue streams
and by doing that
they created a national
outcry at bribing police
and the politicians as...................................................... image04
well as the neighbours
The very neighbours that
held weekly wife-swapping parties
right under their partners......................................................... image04
indifferent attitudes to promiscuity
although the participant's could....................................... image04
refuse if they wanted
the majority thought that
it was a really cool...................................................................................... image04
to go home instead
and put the kettle on..................................................................... image04
to brew some tea
and bake a cake
with thick coffee icing
After their break they............................................................. image04
followed an old tradition
and danced to the...................................................... image04
music of Frank Zappa
(mmm that'd be a challenge...! :0)
the minuet was more............................................................................. image04
a ballet score than
some heavy punk rock
which we had expected
considering their age group........................................................ image04
they merrily bopped along
thinking back to when
they were filled with
enthusiasm plus wine, whisky............................................................. image04
dagga, amphetamines and mandrax
the days of free
or gratis vir niks
peace,love and sex.
The only time that
WP could beat Saracens
was when Owen Farrell
or actor Colin Farrell
could make up their
own wicked diabolical concoctions. ......................................... image04
and brew a beer
of best bitter. Why
..not India Pale Ale
which was very popular
among the croquet set
certainly not the tennis.................................................... image04
crowd who prefered to
drink their Pimm's alone
around the corner where............................................................... image04
Aunty sold her witblitz
which understandingly was sold............................................................................ image04
in brown paper bags
which are the preferred......................................................................... image04
sociable beverage of the
local underage larrikin from ............................................................. image04
an overaged parkin warden
who doesn't have a
clue about the ways
traffic wardens find their........................................................... image04
nasty bad habits of
Fining old age pensioners
who tend to be
jolling on roller skates
wearing nothing but their
joller skating gear and ......
showing off their new
moves which they had
been practising for many
years to no avail
But then one day.........
just as Robert was
about to tell Diana
the most unbelievable story
He became very erratic...................................................................... image04
instead of being erotic..
which would have excited................................................ image04
the postman that had
thrown cold water over
Rupert Murdoch and his........................................................ image04
dream of global domination
but never the less.................................................................... image04
the world moved on
and we are another............................................................................ image04
...day deeper in debt
so people don't you................................................................... image04
which is rather lonely
what deeper in dept........................................................ image04
what department he asked
why the basement of ............................................................ image04
course you old domkop
as he hobbled down
to the dark basement
where he was hoping
to find the last
drop of the elixir.............................................................................. image04
before all the vodka
got suiped by Diana
which was a pity....................................................... drinking-41 image04
Diana is a wine.......................................... kiss image04
connoisseur who is widely
appreciated in the wider................................................... image04
Global Booze Suiping Associations
being the chairperson for.................................................. image04
The Suip Beer Party
makes Diana well placed..................................... image04
to be the next
non-teetotalling chairperson elected
which defiantly will change............................................................... image04
the suiping team's dynamic
profile with Diana heading............................................................ image04
the many wine-tasting events
with great gusto. The
barreles of quality Merlot
were brought out by
the crateload until it.....
dawned upon Mike to
swap it for beers
and shots of whiskey!
'cos WP are losers....................
and the Lions were
eating anyone that mentioned......................................................... image04
Western Province or Villagers
but not meaning it
as WP were actualy
not really that talented
to win this year's
2011 pottery class but............
outclassed all of the...................................................... image04
lacklustre and mediocre opposition
hard to get ones tongue.............................................................. image04
into the jam jar
harder but not imposable....................................................... image04
neither likely nor improbable
Then again it could
or perhaps its unlikely
That this story will............................................................. image04
have a happy ending
that's if we are.................................................................................. image04
agreed to continue forward
agreeing, Frodo the hobbit................................................................. image04
with huge hairy feet
struggled with his Nike's................................................................... image04
while carrying that ring
the Prancing Pony was.................................................................. image04
going to wear around
his "ickle bickle" little
multi coloured and spotted
mane. The tale of
which could be told.................................................. image04
time and time again
but then it stopped.
It stopped so fast
that it caused a
shudder of sheer delight
from all of those
that had to endure
a piping hot dinner
with all of the
usual haute cuisine dishes
and a glass of............................
image04
roasted mulled light ale
Which was the best
served just before the
haute cuisine cold entree'
there again roast beef........................................ New-Year2 image04
made a poor substitute
for black French truffles............................................ image04
but those Yorkshire Puddings
with those Brussel Sprouts
...............ewwwww!
would clear the dining................................................................ arse
room forcing patrons to
forgo their posh nosh!................................................................ image04
and run like crazy
toward the fire escapes
hopeing that Bruce was..................................................... image04
left behind to burn
otherwise Diana would have........................................................ image04
applied by deed poll
to become the sole......................................................................... image04
owner of the wine
farm that produces the
Penfolds grange Hermitage red..........................................................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
, Diana's most favourite wine
which indicates Diana's excellent...............................................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
knowledge of the grape
with many years of
experimenting with glasses of...................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
different varieties and fullness
especially the exquisite terroir
a unique quality that
beats any other liquid
other than a matured.............................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
wine, which has been
uncorked and left to...................................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
stand the test of
not being drunk by......................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
Anyone other than the
shiraz queen ME. Which
is the highest honour
that can be bestowed
on the queen of
handling a matured grape..........................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
dried and wrinkled skin
that's if ones reflection..............................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
,soft juicy and very
full of life ready
to be crushed and
turned into the most
glorious red for Diana
so full life!!!
which makes one wonder.............................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
Who drinks the beers?
Another unsolved mystery that........................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
Played on the minds
of those that have
not experienced the exquisite .......................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
taste that one surrenders
when one is pissed...............................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
and can't pronounce toonfandangl
which is understandable if..............(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
... you like wrinkled grapes
No sir Bundy rum......................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)..(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpWxuTPN_c5pxcX8Dxpg-Eqlho4ZDew_gR0YdzAn9h07JNf1Gl)
falling on your bum
without spilling a drop.................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
Its to good to...........................................................(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
be true then it......................
is painfully obvious that .....(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
continue without being able....... (http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
scratch my arse...
would undoubtedly lead to......(http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/Smileys/Morty%27s%20Set/image04.gif)
scratching somewhere else or