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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS! => What grabbed me in the news today => Topic started by: Jeremy Dixon on November 21, 2012, 08:12:57 AM

Title: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Jeremy Dixon on November 21, 2012, 08:12:57 AM
NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witnesses state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/story-e6freuy9-1226519548572 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/story-e6freuy9-1226519548572)
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: SandyB on November 21, 2012, 07:11:29 PM
Dense jungle in what area ??
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Simon Mason on November 21, 2012, 09:24:10 PM
My thoughts as well Sandy?????
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Bob Molloy on November 21, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
Find a new creature and immediately shoot it. Great thinking. Perhaps the human race hasn't advanced much after all.
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 22, 2012, 05:02:22 AM
..... and it''s not mentioned anywhere in the local media....
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Paul Alexander on November 22, 2012, 07:32:25 AM
Jim Henson is apparently devastated. One of his muppeteers now has a fairly large hole in his hand...
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on November 22, 2012, 06:34:44 PM
http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/11/21/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/ (http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/11/21/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/)
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on November 22, 2012, 07:15:00 PM
So ..... who has been sniffing what.......Jeremy.....?
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 22, 2012, 08:39:46 PM
Best I go slow on the Shiraz.....I read BREAST   Boobs    drinking-41 
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on November 23, 2012, 01:07:23 AM
aaah revealed i knew it looked a trifle like some one i saw somwhere ..... Diane is that you without makeup.... swink image201 image201 quickdop
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 23, 2012, 04:36:10 AM
Way to go Adriaan.... just for you well pointed comment , I shall give you 5 Karma points.... and Diana, I shall give you a single smite point for knowing that you should wear make up when you leave the house to crawl around the dense Namibian jungle.....

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Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on November 23, 2012, 06:05:57 AM
Are they picking on you again Diana...............???????????

Never mind, just attack a box of your favourite coloured liquid  drinking-41
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on November 25, 2012, 12:29:15 AM
Dense jungle area...hmmmm maybe its that area between Jeremy"s ears,could be one of his fleas that were enlarged,you got that Sandy image201 image201 :culo1:
Title: Re: Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 25, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
 :culo1:  undercover.     drinking-41