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Title: I can't go into work today because...
Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on February 16, 2013, 03:37:48 PM

.....because I can't find my other sock.

Next excuse..... anyone?

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Post by: Rhona on February 17, 2013, 11:47:16 AM

.....because I can't find the front door key & so am locked in

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Post by: Charles Scheepers on February 17, 2013, 01:01:55 PM

Need to check the expiry dates on my diary products in the refrigerator...

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Post by: toonfandangl on March 06, 2013, 09:48:58 AM

Because I'am still drunk from the night before........................................ BierSuip

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 06, 2013, 08:10:45 PM

I haven't finished my case of Shiraz and it will go off

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Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on March 07, 2013, 06:02:52 AM

I'm reading all these stupid excuses on Oranjemund On Line................................. ape

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Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on March 08, 2013, 08:12:16 PM

nooo Mike V,because you are on retirement ..... or did you forget that?

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Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on March 09, 2013, 06:17:21 AM

Adriaan, the only thing you know about work is that you work on my nerves

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Post by: Mike Stenson (RIP) on March 10, 2013, 06:22:49 AM

its going to be to hot. summer joy.gif

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Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on March 12, 2013, 06:48:37 PM

nerves..... you got any Mike V..........?

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Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on March 13, 2013, 05:17:19 PM

I just can't.

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Post by: Mike Voden (RIP) on March 14, 2013, 05:51:44 AM

Why is that Diana,won't they let you take your red juice with you.............?????????

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Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on March 14, 2013, 08:12:44 PM

you can't ask a lady that Mike ....shame on you...

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Post by: Simon Mason on March 14, 2013, 10:45:33 PM

My pet snail needs a workout, and its going to take all day to do the 500mm marathon.

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Post by: Rhona on March 17, 2013, 11:10:30 PM

It's the day all the leprechauns come out to play
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