Amazing how this utterly crap newspaper scrapes up news to fill its pages. We have a situation in UK whereby no firearms may be carried, discharged or seen in public places. So some doos of a local yokel decides to listen to his buddy and in broad daylight (so I have learned) carried his camouflaged hunting rifle in its camouflaged bag to our village pond to kill three (3) harmless ducks.
OK a local mommy complained that the three ducks had vicious sex with a lady duck which upset mommy more than her kids. Unfulfilled fantasies I think!
The slaughter should've taken seconds but the idiot missed the first duck which scared the other ducks to take flight......! The lucky first duck took flight too and caught up with his buddy-ducks and made a decision to land at the pond only for the numpty hunter to shoot them all.
Anyone with two brain cells would simply have taken a net to capture and relocate the ducks. But the two okes involved only had .097 of a brain cell between them!
Click the link below to see the scene where the non-mystery duck assassinations occurred! Ja, ons wet wie die twee manne is - Dom en Dommer!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569671/Villagers-heartbroken-three-ducks-local-pond-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569671/Villagers-heartbroken-three-ducks-local-pond-shot.html)
Where they on the piss?
What a stupid thing to do.....