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Title: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 27, 2007, 01:15:27 PM
1x aluminium pole
1x pair thigh high leather boots(size 6)
various outfits.

ANY OFFERS!

As new,hardly used. Pole dancing instructress retiring.Moving on to Belly dancing.   discodance
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: SandyB on November 27, 2007, 01:21:06 PM
S...........A..............N................D...........Y................   ??  Whats up   cant  you keep up  ??   , or  did  you suffer the  demise  of  so  many a  pole  dancer  .. they  swirl  around  the  darn  thing  lose  their  grip  and  go flying  into  the  audience ??
They  say belly  dancings  damm  good    so enjoy  ,,   the  worst  you  can  do  is  lose your  tassle ...............
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on November 27, 2007, 01:47:55 PM
 :emot19: :wow1:

I can just picture that!
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 27, 2007, 02:39:13 PM
do I get you girls along with the pole???
swink arse boobs beautiful :buffo9:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 27, 2007, 08:32:45 PM
Something like that Sandy, Debbie and I are BROKEN. About them tassles,I think we can tuck them into our skirts. No boy Georg you do not get us we need ourselves for the bellydancing. discodance 
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: barb (Fry) on November 27, 2007, 08:42:13 PM
I think it's a better sensual skill to learn than pole dancing good luck - no prop's needed either,  beautiful
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheryl Quantrill (van Greunen) on November 27, 2007, 09:04:10 PM
 pls Georg, did u read the add - it said nothing about legs with the boots, bodies with the outfits or girls with the poles! Put yout tongue back and carry on dreaming!!
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 27, 2007, 09:05:38 PM
or have a cold  :bagno1:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on November 27, 2007, 09:07:57 PM
I think i can manage the belly dancing better than the pole, iwont do myself a damage dancing grab
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 27, 2007, 09:14:23 PM
Good and here's Missy Fry wishing us good luck little does she know it extends beyond the S>A> borders.
yougogirl
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: barb (Fry) on November 27, 2007, 09:16:48 PM
 :emot19: boobs
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheryl Quantrill (van Greunen) on November 27, 2007, 09:21:45 PM
If my hubby saw me pole/belly dancing he would probably say  idontknowdie whats come over you but hey  yougogirl  :36_4_8: can life get any better!! :36_4_8:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: barb (Fry) on November 27, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
good for a laugh then, you coming to the party ?
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on November 28, 2007, 05:18:12 AM
Is this your daily bread girls?
:Weed_Spin_2:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 28, 2007, 06:32:43 AM
What bothers me is the maximum weight capacity of this Pole that you guys keep talking about!......

idontknow

:emot19:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheryl Quantrill (van Greunen) on November 28, 2007, 07:12:16 AM
 :emot33:  You are insulting us delicate girls" No Christmas present for you or a bellydance treat!!!!
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 28, 2007, 08:26:53 AM
Here's a new Smiley for you 40 plus people..

poledancing
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 28, 2007, 12:07:56 PM
How cool a picture of ME. Fine time to put it on when I'm giving up poledancing for bellydancing.Perhaps you've just coaxed me out of retirement.    iknow
poledancing
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 28, 2007, 05:21:49 PM
mmmh! that cannot be you, the pole ain't bent yet!

:emot19:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 28, 2007, 09:56:02 PM
 :emot19:       
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 29, 2007, 12:49:59 PM
P.S.    Alfred get over there and beat the shit out of Micheal for me please.I'm sure Paula would like to join you so give her a call.
Your Everloving Sister
Diana
daman
Title: POLLA'S "NOT GUILTY" PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius) on November 29, 2007, 02:02:42 PM
BOWLING CLUB STEAK EVENING

Snoblind playing - Polla's "NOT GUILTY" party!!!!  daman :emot111:  :emot112_2: congrats
Tickets will be on sale at the door from 18H30 onwards. 
NO ticket NO entry!!!!
Contact Sandy 0811275617 or Sheena 0812073914 for tickets.
Only 80 tickets to be sold - Hurry and get one before it is too late!!!

COME AND AND CELEBRATE WITH US AND HAVE A BLAST discodance

Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: barb (Fry) on November 29, 2007, 02:04:36 PM
what was he accussed of to be found not guilty ?
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius) on November 29, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
Hi,
To make a very long story short....
Some one planted a diamond to the value of NAD60-00 and a piece of glass on him.  Court case ended yesterday after 8 months and he was found not guilty...however Namdeb fired him...should have waited for the court results...
Do you know him?
C
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on November 29, 2007, 02:08:56 PM
they said he took the mines product but we all know it was planted on him, he wasn't the first and he won't be the last, sad isn't it that this is what is going on now, I'd be to scared to go to work incase someone had it in for me.
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius) on November 29, 2007, 02:11:09 PM
hello Paula, how u doing?  U going to miss a hell of a party 2morrow...having 2 celebrations...not guilty and my wedding an....
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on November 29, 2007, 02:15:57 PM
Hi Cheleen

We are all doing fine and will be flying back to SA on Monday, Pitty I'm gunna miss the party, please give Polla a big hug and tell him we will have a dop on him this side.  Congrats on your anniversary.

Lovies
Paula
cheers
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius) on November 29, 2007, 02:18:03 PM
will do so, sorry to hear bout your mom...all ok? bighug cheerup
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Paula Gottsch (Willson) on November 29, 2007, 02:31:00 PM
We are all doing fine but it still hits us every now and then, this site is keeping myself and Jackie giggling with all the humour and enjoying the peoples company.

THANKS TO ALL!

giverose
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2007, 05:57:53 PM
Great to hear about Polla 's story , John Long was like a spring bouncing all over the shop yesterday, really excited...

@ Diana, I was on 8th avenue today with the Lorrys at the back of SPar, when this blue Bakkie thundered passed saw me and screeched to a halt, Alfie jumped out and came Hobbling towards me, "SHIT" I thought, he's read your post, he's coming to thump me again, after all those years ove being beaten at boarding school, he's back to thump me again, thanks to his sister,....... lucky for me he has matured and we had a 10 minute chat about the forum, mine  and going on holiday.....

phew!
\
swink
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 29, 2007, 06:03:21 PM
Serious Michael?    :emot19:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
Dinkum! Is the truth!......


I'm not scared of ALfie...... not anymore.... he toughened me up back then.... I'm scared of Michele though!\


:emot112:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Adriaan Van Rooyen on November 29, 2007, 06:52:06 PM
Yeah.Mike admit it you are scared pls of Michelle and as for John,he was carreering around the shop and all your staff were giving him the douglas green sign as he was looking for me,i let him sweat it out before innocently asking if he was looking for someone.....you should have seen his face... :36_2_35: hell John i am reaaly glad for you and the family,that was sure a terrible time you went through.... notfair I am glad that part is over..cause i have said it once and will say it again,never in the history of Oranjemund were any Oranjemunders that grew up here caught with that kind of nonsense.....well done Polla. :emot112_2: bravo allgood
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 29, 2007, 07:00:55 PM
I'd be scared of Michelle as well if I were a man.After all she is a women,and thats how its meant to be.So its cool Micheal.     daman
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on November 29, 2007, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2007, 05:57:53 PM
Great to hear about Polla 's story , John Long was like a spring bouncing all over the shop yesterday, really excited...

@ Diana, I was on 8th avenue today with the Lorrys at the back of SPar, when this blue Bakkie thundered passed saw me and screeched to a halt, Alfie jumped out and came Hobbling towards me, "sh*t" I thought, he's read your post, he's coming to thump me again, after all those years ove being beaten at boarding school, he's back to thump me again, thanks to his sister,....... lucky for me he has matured and we had a 10 minute chat about the forum, mine  and going on holiday.....

phew!
Thanks Micheal pitty I missed that braai at Jan's  braai BierSuip did you have any  poledancing there, ooh and I think you would give me a run for my money nowdays I though the fear in you eyes :emot77: was for the forklift driver dropping all spars stock :36_2_35: yesno
\
swink
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 29, 2007, 08:45:25 PM
Damn Alfred You saw to much at the back of SPar, the secrets out!   as For Jan's party, those Afrikaaners were a bit confused when I brought the pole out!


:emot35:

:emot19:

beautiful

Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on November 29, 2007, 09:51:37 PM
Alfred what is it you not getting? I did not say make idle chatter!       As for the  poledancing I'll teach Lientjie when you visit in Jan.She can learn from the Grand Mistress discodance
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius) on November 30, 2007, 07:11:08 AM
Hey Mike, u better watch out for us AFRIKAANERS...don't underestimate us!!!!!!!
U should come and have a drink 2nite on POLLA at the Bowls...we are going to have a lekke celebration. :auguri1:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on November 30, 2007, 07:46:19 AM
Hi Cheleen, I would like to, but I have kids sleeping over and it's Movie nite..... sorry, I'll have a drink with ou Polla sometime though..... :emot182:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on November 30, 2007, 07:08:53 PM
Mike I thought its movie night what u doing on the forum?
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 01, 2007, 05:28:43 AM
Alfie , Thats AM not PM broer!

quickdop
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 02, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
Does Alfred live on the other side of om? Different time-zone I presume. Closer to Australia?
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 02, 2007, 10:14:41 AM
Nope, I don't think Alfie wears a watch and tells the time by the sun, but due to all the misty weather he must be getting confused!

daman
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 02, 2007, 11:11:40 AM
We shouldn't forget, that Afred is THE man. He's always on tour getting pics and infos for us guys abroad. Cheers to you Alf. I'm not surprised at all your getting the time-zones mixed up... hihihi
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 02, 2007, 12:00:23 PM
in that case it might be the jetlag between Affenrucken and town!


idontknow
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 02, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 02, 2007, 12:00:23 PM
in that case it might be the jetlag between Affenrucken and town!


idontknow
That's something I would agree with... hahaha
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on December 03, 2007, 08:43:24 PM
My Jet was in for it's service been unable to visit the site for the last two evenings
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 03, 2007, 08:49:52 PM
Oh Damn Alfred,I was wanting to borrow it.A service so soon ,but you've only just up-graded.You'll have to use your  motorbike
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on December 03, 2007, 08:55:50 PM
I will be going on leave soon abouttime so let me wish you all a  xmastree
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 04, 2007, 04:53:29 AM
will you be posting via laptop and satelite then?
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 04, 2007, 12:08:27 PM
I think not Boy Georg ,will be to busy holidaying
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 04, 2007, 05:13:10 PM
 beach      swim


Dear, oh dear!!   Another one off to "FROLICK IN THE WAVES".  Hopefully Alfie will wear a decent swimsuit and not a ballerina dress like Mike.
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on December 04, 2007, 07:53:16 PM
I spend all year by the sea going inland to get away from all that water maybe I will find a internet cafe to keep it touch

Greeting Alfred :emot186: shave :emot19_2:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on December 04, 2007, 08:00:17 PM
You could post us some pics from your holiday if you find an internet cafe`, Alf
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Alfred Boehme on December 04, 2007, 08:51:26 PM
Dalene you dont want to see me in a jock strap what a  laughpoint :emot19:but there will be plenty of  braai BierSuip and looking at  boobs buy the pool
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 04, 2007, 09:04:18 PM
Alfie, 

I like the "wine & dine" idea  -  the Bouncing Jubelee festival at poolside you so look forward to I can somme whitness at home infront of the mirror (unfortunatley I am not so blessed that I can make buttons pop), but...........


Yes... yes.... yes........   I would LOVE to see a photie of "Alf, the (st)ripper in polka jocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 04, 2007, 09:09:01 PM
Maybe brother dearest can jump out our present.  Gosh at the rate I'm going we'll need plenty present
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: barb (Fry) on December 04, 2007, 09:10:28 PM
It'll just be a fest of people jumping out of boxes, to distract everyone from the other entertainment.  Good thinking Diane
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 04, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
There's method in my madness
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 04, 2007, 09:43:52 PM
 iknow


Might this be the two Alexander lovebirds on their way down to the water on their trip down to C Town recently.   Was just wondering?????

cheerup
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Michele Alexander (Voden) on December 06, 2007, 10:22:18 AM
 :36_2_24:

Almost but not quite - I only go topless! boobs

:emot19:
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Carl Wrbka on May 07, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
FOR SALE: One Useless F***ing Cat 
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Cheryl Quantrill (van Greunen) on July 22, 2008, 08:27:41 PM
 laughpoint 202 image201 What a kitty.  He will definately starve to death if the master leaves!!!!
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: SandyB on July 22, 2008, 08:36:05 PM
Now thats a kind Kitty .. i remember the one night one of my cats had cornered a mouse .. it was hiding behind the vacuum cleaner ..  .. cat sitting intently waiting for the next move .. and then the mouse decided  to do the david and goliath thing .. it sudenly emerged from behind the vacuum cleaner  and went straight up to cats face .. made nose to nose contact with cat .. which threw cat  into total wobbly .. cat sitting there totally bewildered and mouse confidently strutting out of house ..   i could  do no more than watch and laugh ..  tomorrow the hunt would be on again .. truth of matter was my dogs have always been better ratters than the cats ..
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on July 22, 2008, 10:58:56 PM
You might just as well be speaking about Pierrewiet, the brat cat!  He does'n eat any raw meat  - no liver, no mince, no mice!  He sits on the windowsill and watch the other cats eating outside - no, he's just to grand to eat outside.  Has to be fed inside.  And don't think you can serve his food in a bowl that has not been cleaned  -  then he won't toutch the food.  Neither does he eat further when one of the other cats may stray into the house and come takes a bite from his bowl   -  oh no  -  sort of like  A CAT HAS EATEN FROM MY BOWL, SO NOW I CAN'T EAT FROM IT!

Bloody windgat plaaskat  -  he forgets that I saved him from drainwater when he was just a little bigger than a mouse himself and handfed him to keep him alive.  He looked like a bat when he was a tiny kitten.  Spoiled rotten from then on. 
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: SandyB on July 23, 2008, 02:44:39 PM
Ha  ha.. one of  the Kittens  we  rescued  got the  name of " spoonfeed " cos he was weak and  just off milk and needed strength .. so  we  used to feed him the jelly  from  pamper tin  beef  and  liver  by  teaspoon ...  so  the  name  just  stuck  ..  He was  given  to  my Mom  along with his  sister .. a pure  ginger  female ( apparently quite  rare )
Title: Re: FOR SALE
Post by: georg ruf jr. on July 24, 2008, 06:15:56 AM
You see Carl. This is what I always meant when speaking of negotiations and peacemaking. We should take this as an example....