Number 1
Complecated famly.
Monika worked as a waitress. She greated a middle aged geust very politly. The head-waiter wanted to know who the person is.
"That's easy", says Monika. " This guests mother is my mothers mother in law"
Okay! That's an easy one to get started off with.
The waitresses father?
You have far too much time on your hands Boy Georg!
WAS IT HER FATHER???
its her husband and his mother poledancing
So darryl? you believe the guest was the waitresses husband and at the same his own mother??
laughpoint
Quote from: Michele Alexander (Voden) on November 29, 2007, 10:52:34 AM
The waitresses father?
You have far too much time on your hands Boy Georg!
that's just our long lunch-hour in Germany...
:36_2_35:
ok ok its hot here....its her father and her grandmother
you're ghetting closer
Number 2
Monika is taking a look in her romantic garden. The sun is low and makes her hair glow. The gold fishes make tiny waves that glimmer in the sun. The seeroses look loke porcelan.
"I don't know any plant, that grows as fast as the seeroses. If every plant reproduces itself within a day and it needs a week to cover the pond. How long would two roses take?
its her Aunt or Uncle
that riddle is done Paula. Try the next.
four days?
Sorry Paula! That's wrong.
1 week?
Sorry Cheryl. Try again
idontknow :emot19:
half as long as one rose
and twice as long as four
5 days?
Getting close Paula. Try again.
Ending at 8:00 pm cet
6 days
NO HANG ON - 4 and a bit days !!!!
Quote from: barb (Fry) on November 30, 2007, 10:13:01 AM
6 days
If it takes 1 rose 7 days (by reproducing itself every day) ... On the second day you have two roses. The question was: How many days for two roses. Counting from day two...
-> 6 days is the answer
hahaha I deserve a bravo
Good old Barb. bravo
New one to follow this evening.
Georg
So where is it Georg????
idontknow
Sorry girls. Been busy. You know, the winter is cold here. And that's always the time in which our heating system fails in some way. Now seeing that I'm a real pro ( sh*t! did I write that). Okay! I'm not very good as a handyman, so it takes a while to find out what's brocken and even longer to get it repaired.
I'm sure everybody is going...
AAAHH! Poor Boy George. Especialy Paula sweetheart.... bighug
hihi laughpoint
Number 3
"So your suite is new?" Paula asked jealously. "And it was cheaper than usual?"
"Yeah sure Mike said. "Four weeks ago they put the price up by 15 %. Now they made them 15% cheaper."
" So the suite costed the same as before." Said Paula.
"No, no!" said Mike. "Cheaper!!!"
Who is right and why?
Hey Paula.
You wanted a neu riddle. Or is it to hard? :looser1:
I hate to say this but Mike is right, it's the only time he is able to be right when used in a riddle..hehe..
He's right because my calculator says so:
100x15%= 115 price increase
115x15%=17.25-115=97.75 (de you go nice and cheap) not like Spar
arse laughpoint
Paula is the winner....
:emot98: :emot10: quickdop present arse BierSuip discodance boobs poledancing :36_2_35:
thnx
do I get a Noddy sticker now Georg? hehe
That's thrilling!
Noddy was the first record I ever had. Must have been about 6 at that time. Haven't heard that name in years.
I'll see if I can find one.
hihi
I'll be posting something new as soon as I can.
Georg
Number 4
Paula and Michael will spend following weekend in the logcabin. A reunion after Paulas britain trip. (you know why... quickdop )
To get things straightened out the next day again they have to share 4 liter milk evenly. There are only two jars: 1,5l and 2,5 l.
I think they'll need help.
do they have glasses to drink out off
pour 2l into the jar and the other can drink out of the bottle
Barb.
no glasses
Barbara.
There's no marks in the jar
A small hint on Number 4.
You have to pour the milk from one jug to another until you have 2 liters in two jugs.
It's not easy, I know. It'll keep you busy for a while and you'll have to start over and over again.
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on December 05, 2007, 09:32:36 AM
A small hint on Number 4.
You have to pour the milk from one jug to another until you have 2 liters in two jugs.
How can you have 2 L in a 1,5 L Jug ?????? Are you making Cheese ???? yesno
you have 23 years more experience than me. That's your advantage. :caldo1:
Never mind the riddle, should I be worried about this reunion?
yesno
madashell
Sorry Michele.
don't undetrstand
Why are Paula and Michael spending the week-end at the log-cabin?
idontknow
You have to ask them. I was surprised myself.
Try the riddle. Might help you forget.
pls cheerup notfair
This could have been your chance to prove yourself Paula. Try it with whiskey. But don't drink it before you try figuring the thing out.
Georg jr, you gunna get me into trouble with spreading stories like that, :nono1: just as well I popped onto this one or I might have walked into Spar and Michele slaps me one, I wouldn't have known whats going on. yesno
Michele, lets all stand in line and slap Georg jr :emot112:
allgood
take the 2,5lt jug and fill with milk, then pour a quarter of it into the 1,5lt jug and drink then fill the 1,5lt and bob's your uncle, see there you go the 1,5lt jug had 2lt's in it, it's just that 0,5lt was drunk befor it was filled up again which makes it 2lt in total.
why didn't they just drink out the containers the milk came in in the first place idontknow
Is it the right answere Georg jr??
:36_2_35:
You're asking questions? I don't know why you and Michael don't drink the milk out of the packagres they're sold in. You got these jugs, not me. Remember? It's your party at the log cabin. Something you should be explaining to Michele.
But no, honey. The answer is wrong. How do you know its a half a liter your pouring out?? Heh??
laughpoint
Try again!
"How do you know its a half a liter your pouring out?? Heh??"
Well Georg Jr, here's a lesson you will learn one day when you are a big boy :sorriso2:
A woman can alway judge anything when it comes to size wehter it be in LT,ML,M,KM,GR or even inches, so if I said it was half a leter then it was!!! :emot19: :emot172:
That's your lesson for the day laughpoint :emot98:
AAAHHH, naah!
That's cheapskate, hey. Come on! Gives us something we can believe in. pls
I'd like to dedicate this to Paula and Michael before they die of thurst out there at the logcabin.
From 4l jug to 2,5l jug and from 2,5l into 1,5l => 4l has 1,5l; 2,5l has 1l; 1,5l has 1,5l. Orright, hey?
From 1,5l into 4l and from 2, 5l into 1,5l. => 4l has 3l; 2,5l has 0l; 1,5l has 1l. Goddit Paula?
From 4l into 2,5l and from 2,5l into 1,5l. => 4l has 0,5; 2,5l has 2,0l; 1,5l has 1,5l. Catchit, hey?
From 1,5l into 4,0l...
Yippy!
=> 4l and 2,5l jugs now each have 2,0l.
Soory Paula. Try again.
Number 5
A couple of years back I heard 2 pals talking.
"What's a year in a lifetime? For some people, it's just 365 disapointing experiences all chained up"
"Had a bad day?"
"Nah! Just wondering how fast time goes by. We'll soon have a new millenium. Man has dwelled on earth quite long, but our calender is only about 2000 years old. By the way: It's 1979, okay? What year was it exactly 2000 years ago?"
Paula! If you don't get that one, you're not leaving 2007 for 2008 with us. This'll be you sitting at home waiting for a prince to get you out of the spell. Forget it. There's now prince bothering.... laughpoint
Hey Michael. Think I've got her this time. This means peace in OM at last. No more hiding in the office. No-one keeping chips when you're out for some booze.... quickdop swink
Now Paula, get to work!
was it AD21
Sorry Claire, that's wrong.
Try again.
Hope you have a nice party today.
Georg
and you - are you going out? or staying in?
We're staying at home. Freinds are coming around later. Nothing big this year.
Is it 1779?
Nope! 2000 not 200 years...
Is it 20 BC?
That's closer than Paula. But sorry, that's wrong too.
Try again.
22 BC???
Bingo!!!!
fireworks
My Compurer says
21 BC
not
22 BC
Don't forget, your computer is a mashine and stupid. It only does what it is programmed to do...
There's no year "0". Work it out on paper and you'll see. It's what everybody oversees and the reason why it takes time to work it out.
Got that Paula. Told you to do your home work.
I was doing my "Homework" Georg Jr, just not your homework :culo1: :36_2_35:
Were you STRIPPING????? :culo1: ?????
Now that would be telling :emot19:
WOOWOOWOOH!!!
boobs :culo1: boobs :36_2_35:
I can see your imagination is running away with you Georg Jr :emot19:
:wow1: bling1 :culo1:
Careful you don't blow a fuse!
:emot19: :emot98:
fireworks :Weed_Spin_2: quickdop :emot112:
............to late!
:emot19:
:auguri1:
forgot my glasses. What's that you're blowing on? :sorriso2:
:emot19:
Get your glasses and have a look, or mybe you should leave them off, you seem to be having a lot more fun without them :buffo9:
Number 6
After hurting my ancle in volleyball, I decide to row boats. I've always got 4 girls with me. Believe it or not, they're always wearing their jewelry. Wonder what would happen, if the boat sinks.
The other day Dalene, Barb, Diana and Paula joyned in with me.
Dalene was right up front. The girl behind her wore a golden neckless. Diana sat in front of Barb. The girl with the ring sat in front of Paula. The girl directly in front of Diana, wore a pretty bracelett. One of the girls wore - you won't believe it - earclips. Who was it?
I know this is hard for you again Paula, but it's what you're here for.
GET TO WORK!
I still seaking your intelegance. :yeah3:
was it paula ??
I know ,I know It was me, It was me. I do love those earclips wear them everywhere.
:emot98:
Paula would sink, her earclips are solid gold
iknow Thats how I concluded it was me. My earclips are those plastic blow-up type.
Great to see so many girls particapating. I'll give you the solution by 18:00 o'clock cet.
I agree with Claire.
Dalene - Bracelet
Diana - Necklace
Barb - Ring
Paula - the Earclips..
But I don't know what I was doing there, cos if you were injured and couldn't row Georg Jr I would certainly not be rowing that's for sure..hahaha..so hope you can row with a injured ankle. swim
I agree but as this is a riddle I suspect it has a lateral thinking slant that we have all missed.
First to Paula. In Europe we row our boats with hands and arms, unless we use a "Tretboot".
Barb, you're being suspicious? Why?
Barb and the rest of us seem to know you well Georg Jr quickdop vampire
Gosh Georg, is that you flat on you're back after rowing?
:caldo1: :emot19:
Jip, dat's him and with his ankle in its moer! :emot19:
Take a closer look. That's a hard working man STANDING!!!
Quote from: georg ruf jr. on January 03, 2008, 01:02:23 PM
Take a closer look. That's a hard working man STANDING!!!
No comment, I could get into trouble with this one! :emot19:
It's the man that's standing.
Carefull now. Moderater Michael might read this when he's back.
He better be a man or something aint right!!
:emot19: laughpoint
:emot112:
carefull. There's 3 of us around now.
Aint scared of you lot! :emot19_2: police! police!
Not scared, but calling the police. laughpoint
Yes, but just to report that theres a flasher about! :emot19:
Okay! Bad news.
While Paula was sitting in the boat with her overdimensioned ear-clips they slipped of her ear. They were so *'~[ยง$ heavy, they ripped two big holes in the boat.
No weekend trip. No fishing....
Yes Claire. It was Paula.
Next one to come. So keep an eye on this topic.
iknow the answer to the next one already it's.......PAULA. Yes,yes do I win. bravo
laughpoint quickdop swink
Nope! It'll probably be Diana.
laughpoint
:emot19:
Diana, here is from one girl to another, (we got to stick together) you are working with a man here, it can't be me again, the men change their women every so ofter, just like kids with a new toy, they soon loose interest and move on to the next new toy, you should know that!
:emot19:
I knew that, :sorriso2: just that Boy Georg gets a bit stuck or his really slow. :nono1:
Shame, maybe he just takes longer translating all the info from English in German.
:emot19:
(Georg jr here's a peek at my heart, don't blink or you will miss it)
We still love you, so don't go jump off a bridge now ok!
e154
Were you picking on me behind my back again?
Number 7
Santa had a hard time getting all the presents to everybody in time this year. So he's wondering how to improve next time. His tempo depends on the amount of reindeers he uses for the sled.
He always harneses them in a certain patten. there are always 2 reindeers in front of another.
Part 1.) He had 4 rows lastyear. How many reindeer?
Part 2.) He is planing 10 rows this year. How many reindeer?
Hint: The answer is neither Paula nor Diana.
There are 2 answers to this one.
1. 16
2. 100 (this would be turbo)!!
Sorry Barb. It would have been turbo, but it isn't.
Remember. There's always something tricky about these riddles.
Try again.
1. 15
2. 432 - wow
Okay Barb. Part one is done. Now you know how it works. Make a mathatical formula out of it, and you'll no the answer to any amount of rows.
Part 1.) 15 reindeers
Try part two again...
silly me -
part 2 883
@@ @@ @@ @@
@@ @@ @@ @@
@@ @@ @@ @@
@@ @@ @@ @@ = 15 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I see here 4 rows, there are always 2 reindeers in front of another
You must explain son where have you lost the one ????? Trying to be funny ????? iknow
Ambigious questions result in ambigious answers
If you ALWAYS have to have 2 Reindeers INFRONT of another it would go on for ever or form a circle.
OR
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another) = 15 last yearwould be 6
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 06, 2008, 09:17:07 AM
If you ALWAYS have to have 2 Reindeers INFRONT of another it would go on for ever or form a circle.
OR
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another)
@ @
@ (another) = 15 last yearwould be 6
There you are.....i cant see the 4 rows, thats what i ment with ambiguity
Or name this way, if you ask stupid questions, dont expect clever answers yesno
Ask Barb. She's understood.
Okay oldman. Here we go.
You take a reindeer. Put two in front of him. Makes three. Then you put two in front of the front two. Makes 7. Got it? All you have to do is count from now on. Easy enough? Hihihihi. I think that even Paula will cope now.
eg;
@@@@ @@@@
@@ @@
@ @
@
Very good Barb. Show the rest how its done. swink e154
WHAT is that wrong too ?
Damn, will go back and do my sums again.
feedme
I've got this time but will email the answer to Georg, come on everyone use your calculators
hihihi...
Cheeky hey!
I'm not playing anymore :buffo1:
ah Diane we love you and I know you can do it,
Barb you are fantastic. congrats
You deserve bighug and e154 .
Well! You heard what Barb said. Use your calculater... :36_2_35:
giverose
or if old enough to know what mental arithmatic is and how to do it - use you noggin !
I KNOW I KNOW, I'VE GOT IT I'VE GOT IT
1023
IS IT GEORG IS IT
The right answer is 1023 reindeers.
And her's to Barb and Diana....
fireworks bighug congrats e154
bighug i knew you could do it. e154
All the smooching and hugging on this topic. Woohw! Gives me shivers down my spine.... :yeah3:
ok Georg here this is for you e154
for Diane giverose
:36_4_8:
I'll be needing a cold shower soon....
send me your number and I'll talk to your wife for you - sort you out boytjie
Try Germany and 666 ...
vampire :36_2_35:
sobored
Have been waiting to use that since it was first introduced.
Number 8
Number 8 is simular to number 7. Same text, different numbers...
Santa had a hard time getting all the presents to everybody in time this year. So he's wondering how to improve next time. His tempo depends on the amount of reindeers he uses for the sled.
He always harneses them in a certain pattern. He always starts with one reindeer. There are always 3 reindeers in front of one reindeer.
Part 1.) He had 3 rows lastyear. How many reindeer?
Part 2.) He is planing 10 rows this year. How many reindeer?
Hint: There are 2 answers to this one.