So Suprise, Suprise, I had to run for my life in the shop at lunchtime today, Paula has returned, I saw her across the shop floor, she was pointing at me, then she shouted, I saw the the signs and turned to run......but I am no longer the youth I once was, but now weigh in on the heavy side of the scale, after 2 m of running, I stopped to catch my breathe, that was when she caught me, and klapped me, something silly, she had this evil grin on her face, as the heat from the punch seared through my limp arm, she burst into laughter......... then she got me offguard and produced a HARROD's purchased keyring holder, as proof, that she had indeed shopped there...... all in all it was great to see Paula return, but it was sad for me to hear that thay intend to leave Oranjemund forever in Feb/March next year...another "Old " Family gone forever, leaving but a handfull of us behind. Those of us that remain, can see and feel how things have changed in our town, and somehow know that we to will all be leaving in the next few years.... and end of an era coming to a it's grand finale!...
thanks Aunty Paula!
dawoman
You big Sissy, you! Admit, you loved to be slapped by Paula, so now Michell will have to rub you in with some ointment tonight...........
yesno
Paula, hope you banged him up real good before handing him his present. (Welcome back home.)
GREAT!!!!
:wow1: shooter madashell fireworks arse laughpoint yesno quickdop :36_8_1: :emot172: :emot77:
Ah! Geor, You're just jealous, I bet you wish you could get bitch slapped by Paula.........
:emot19:
beautiful
That's exactly what I was proposing Michael. Nothing else.
HIT ME PAULA!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
yesno thnx
You better pray that she does not klap you with her dancing pole, coz it's a really big pole for a really big girl!
:emot19:
Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 12, 2007, 05:09:12 AM
You better pray that she does not klap you with her dancing pole, coz it's a really big pole for a really big girl!
:emot19:
Hey Mike. If you've seen the pole, you must have photographed it. Go on! Let's see....
Do you want it with Paula on the Pole or off the pole?
idontknow
laughpoint
I don#tknow if you're fast enough to press the button for the short time she's on the pole... arfarfarf....
cheerup :36_2_35:
:emot112:
You two had better watch it. I have been friends with Paula for 35 years and boy are you going to get "klapped"!!!
I see Paula is back at work and probably hasn't had time to go online, but watch it she'll be on soon.
My deepest sympathy when she gets hold of you....
Hey Mike.
You're an OMer. is there anything I have to worry about?
:emot77:
Are you going to the reunion georg....if so i would be afraid very afraid.......us girls have very long memories....... :emot112:
Thank god, I can't afford the flight.
cheerup
Mike, I can't believe you called Paula a really big girl. In primary school she was so thin we called her scarecrow (Sorry, Paula)
Florrie, in all honesty, Paula is still very thin.... thin on the top of her head, but with the rest of her body spreading out sideways, it makes up for it, I guess!
:emot19:
Mike, is there anywhere safe where you can hide until Paula forgets what you've just said
Mike you are either very brave or very stupid. You are putting your life in danger with comments like that and Paula around the corner from you. madashell (Literally)
WAIT untill he starts picking on you guys........passop! I know been there done that........but shame his just a man with one brain cell
Sorry Mike, its a girl thing. Pick on one of us and you pick on all of us.
ek se maar niks....
Barb, this is "Pick on Mike Half-Hour". This is not the time "om niks te sê nie" :36_2_35:
ok, you right it's more dangerous standing in the middle of the road as you can get run down by traffic from both sides.
My opinion is that Mike likes the attention and especially the slapping from Paula, he wants it -
Are all the guys queueing up to be slapped by Paula? Does she do this slapping boobs or something. idontknow You'll have to teach us Paula
I think you're right. boobs Explains why he keeps looking for trouble. He is in trouble with my husband too. He has screwed up our .ex life. I spend so much time on this forum my husband is sleeping for hours before I get to bed. Goodnight.
My dear ladies, the only reason I am being so brave, is due to the fact that in my wisdom, I remember yesterday in the shop, that Paula happened to mention that she no longer has access to a pc and that the next time she logs onto this forum will be when she emigrates to the UK in Feb/March, so by the time she reads this, she should be at least 7000 km away.....
see how brave I am when I want to be....... iknow
:36_2_35:
ps, Florrie, buy a laptop, you can take it to bed with you, it might spice things up.... laughpoint
Quote from: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 13, 2007, 08:33:06 PM
WAIT untill he starts picking on you guys........passop! I know been there done that........but shame his just a man with one brain cell
Somebody told me recently why women have one brain cell more than a cow.
It's so they don't sh*t in the kitchen.
laughpoint
Be afraid Mike, it's Paula and Noels anniversary and I'm giving her a call later. :emot98:
Do you have a smiley like this but runs faster?
Julie
Quote from: Julie on December 14, 2007, 03:04:21 PM
Be afraid Mike, it's Paula and Noels anniversary and I'm giving her a call later. :emot98:
Do you have a smiley like this but runs faster?
Julie
Feed him :emot10: then he will speed up LOL
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z249/georgswa/emot98-a.gif)
JULIE!....... wAIT, ER! is'n there an arrangement we can come to, I uh! my, er, that was'nt me that typed the above message about Paula, look at the time, Er! yes, thats it!, it was'nt me, i WAS asleep at that time, I might have accidently left the pc logged on, and er, uhm, maybe, yes! The cat, it was the cat, with those tiny paws that accidently typed that letter, ...rest assured I would never say anything bad about Paula, uhm, and I'll see to it that the cat is sternly spoken to.....
:pianto1:
bighug
dawoman
pls
Hey Michael
Go smoke a camel.
laughpoint
...well she might believe it!
swink
Mike, I do have a laptop but unfortunately not the multi-tasking type. Girls, it's no longer "Pick-On-Mike Half Hour", with that comment from Georg, it is "Pick-On-Georg Week".
Georg, you obviously feel very safe so far from us, but be careful, I know some very butch ladies in you neck of the woods who would just love to shred a guy to pieces.
The saga comtinues, so somebody tipped Thin haired Aunty Paula off about my posting and she came looking for me in Spar today, I had to carry a Screwdriver around with me , while she shopped, She was'nt laughing as much as she used too, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth....
beautiful
pls
There are far easier methods in the world to use as suicide attempts.......... why prolong the agony for yourself.
Ok, I get it............... you are a martyr (what the hell for????)
Michell, what are you feeding him, or doing to him.............. seems like you are far to nice and to good to him, that's why he's taking all these kind of liberties. (Ag shame, I understand......... it's like a puppy - you just got to love it, no matter how ugly or unmannerd) ............. yeah, and Paula acts as that nice aunty on TV some years ago with that Walkies, Walkies............ she slaps him into place for you, so he does'nt bite the hand that feeds him. You clever girl! Planning ahead with method.
...... Barbara Woodehouse...... and yes , she is good 2 me...... and will always be the best!
:cappello1:
Mike, this is a note from Paula who is dictating this meassage to me over the phone, (I'll send you the bill at the end of the month) Boy o boy Mike are you so mistaken to think I'll be 7000km away before I found out what you've been up to. I'll be in work tomorrow and I'll be dialing up to find out what you've been saying about me and next time I see you you'll be needing more than a screwdriver to scare me, so maybe you should find another weapon and have a skate board handy so you can more faster when you see me coming. Be scared be very very scare. :buffo1:
Paula via Julie
GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!! :emot98:
Mike I am at work now but I'll be at the Spar in just a tick, if you are on duty then you had better start running and if you are not reading this then all I can say is "AG, SHAME" yesno
Mike acts all brave online I see but you lot must see how he hides behind his wife when he sees me comming. :emot19: lekker bang gat!!
One, two, three, ready or not Mike, I'm on my way to came bitch slap you!
Keep you eyes peeled! :wow1:
Hi to all the girls and thanks for watching my back while I was off line, Mike likes being bitch slapt so knock yourselves out!! :36_2_35: dawoman
Hey Michael.
Could it be, you're not telling the whole truth? What's up with Paula? She's worse than ever. Sounds like war in OM.
fireworks yougogirl
I saw her in the shop again today, but in all honesty , I hid in the office, waited till she had left... now if I can just keep this up for 2 more months, I might get away with it.....
allgood
That's not good Michael. You should face it like a man. As I said before, smoke a camel. (ask Barb, she might explain) If you put up with her face to face, you might tame her a bit for the board. It might help us all. You know the girls already dominate the site...
Maybe I should make Fire, She might be afraid of that, I hear that quite a lot of wild animals are scared of fire!
laughpoint
Europeans used to burn witches.....
laughpoint :36_2_35: vampire :emot172: laughpoint
You've changed your tune Boy Georg,now Paula's a witch I see..........I'd hide if I were you as girls have connections EVERYWHERE! yesno yesno fireworks :emot172:
Nanannanana!
:emot172:
:buffo9:
see the link? we could burn her on the pole! poledancing
:emot19:
Yeah.
She'll keep trying to get to the top getting away from the heat. Fantastic dancing that would be for her. Great laugh on our side Michael.
cheerup daman
My,my,my, how brave the men are when they are playing unsupervised! :emot172:
Burning me will not help you two evil little devils, I'll just come back as a spook and bitch slap both of you in one night, how's that! vampire
Oh, and did you know I like fire, I'm a fire eater!
BURN ME! BURN ME!
:emot19: :emot172: arse
dawoman yougogirl
I'm glad I have you on my side sister. bighug
Julie
:emot172: :emot19:
You won't be sticking your tongue out like that and rolling round laughing when I'm done with you Georg jr, you will look more like this :caldo1: :emot112:
:emot19:
Hey Paula.
Where have you been hiding all day? Trying to get your broomstick to fly?
I found here in the net that Paula Witch or watchumacallit
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/AnimeAngel93/witch1.jpg)
Oi! since when did you get access to a pc? I thought you said that you had resigned? See now you've ruined the friendship, and now I cannot face you in the shop for fear of being snot klapped!
And we'll have to burn your broomstick at the fire also, just incase you fly away!
:emot172:
Hey Georg jr, I do work you know not like you men I do have more then one brain cell! :emot19:
Mike, I'll be watching you up untill the 25 Jan 2008, so you better be a good boy from now on, stay in your office and just blow :gum1:
you better be nice to me cos you gunna miss me when I'm gone! :emot78:
:36_2_35:
Hey Georgswa, nice pic you got of me :36_2_35:
... but the camera is broken now.
Georg Jnr, that's not Paula, the girl in the picture is way more prettier than Pauls...
yougogirl
Don't worry Paula the girls will keep an eye on them for you :emot19_2:
Julie
Thanks Julie! giverose
Mike and Georg jr, I think I hear your wives calling you, now run along like good little boys and go do your chores!
:emot19: :emot172:
but as a fire eating witch Paula can transform herself into anything
pretty or not
whatever she chooses,
so beware boys.
you tell them Barb, they don't know what they are dealing with vampire swink
Gals, I really ain't chickening outta this one, but I have to log off in order to tinker with the guestbook, so I'll be back to play dungeons and dragons later......
Okay Mike :caldo1: it's getting hot have a drink see you later
:emot182:
"chickening out"?!
that birds to small for you Mike you got to more like ...
...TURKEYING OUT!! :emot19: :emot172:
I got to go home now so I'll chat to the girls and I'll slap you men tomorrow.
C-ya :36_2_35:
Paula, I hope you aren't planning on leaving OM, Mike will get totally out of hand. If you do, please get a huge, very strong friend to take over from you, just to keep Mike in his place. As for Georg, I think my cousin's daughter lives in Heidelberg, Germany. Must phone and get her on Georg's case.
Good idea Florrie,those German girls can be very mean.
:emot19:
so it's now an international issue, what with Dalene contacting the German AA and all......
hahahahaha
and Georg thought he'd have a peaceful christmas.
I just may have Russian connections
Quote from: Florrie on December 17, 2007, 08:49:20 PM
Paula, I hope you aren't planning on leaving OM, Mike will get totally out of hand. If you do, please get a huge, very strong friend to take over from you, just to keep Mike in his place. As for Georg, I think my cousin's daughter lives in Heidelberg, Germany. Must phone and get her on Georg's case.
impossible, as Paula has no friends here.... only victims!
:emot172:
hey, Mike Sheena may be quiet (on forum) but I believe she is a force to be reckoned with, hey !
Mike, when I'm in the UK don't think you will be off the hook, I will just send Sheena a e-mail and she will pop into the shop and slap you for me when you are not hiding away in your office with security standing guard at the door :emot172:
And I'll get all us girls together and we will bitch slap you on the forum for a week :emot112:
Think I might pop into the shop today and if you are hiding I think I might nip round and switch all your fridges off!
:36_2_35:
:emot111:
Paula,
You just let me know. I'll slap Mike with pleasure!!!
You at work till the 25th and I'm back at work on the 4th Feb. You can come visit me at work and have a look at what Mike has been posting. We'll go slap him together before you leave!!!
ooooH! Group slapping, can Georg play also?
:emot19:
Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 18, 2007, 09:22:29 AM
ooooH! Group slapping, can Georg play also?
:emot19:
Depends which Georg you mean idontknow
As for me, i stay out of slapping, i dont trust all those wild girls here yesno
More than Likely a wise move GeorgSwa, Wisdom with age,
daman
Hey Michael.
Have we gone to far, or can you still handle this in OM?
You see, I never had a big brother to help me. This is starting to scare the sh*t out of me. It's not the girls... I think there only witches on this board.
arse laughpoint
No there's boobs with attitude
That's a deal Sheena, we will slap him untill he cries like a little girl! :emot112:
Mike, it seems Georg jr is not brave enough to deal with us girls and what's even more funny is that he's looking to you to protect him! :emot19:
You tell them Diana, us girls know how to get the men going boobs
Here's to Mike and Georg jr :culo1: laughpoint
I was only testing you Paula to see if you're hard enough for. Now I want to see you pulling your pants just like your smily. Bet you woudn't dare.
yesno laughpoint faceinfood
Ja, Ja Georg, all talk but here you go :culo1:
Hey, you did said you wanted it "just like the smily" :emot19: :emot172:
:emot112:
Oh Georg, you are SO wrong!!! Paula would dare...
You never put a dare to Paula, because she will do the dare. Hope for your sake you never get to meet her eye to eye!!
Hey Paula,
Saw Mike in the shop yesterday - he seems to walk circles around me. When he sees me coming towards him, he starts backing away. Wonder why????
yougogirl
@ Sheena, tell them about the axe, and how you backed down! COme on1 Tell them...
beautiful
:emot19:
numberone
Oh Mike, tell them you were scared sh...less!!! I'll wait until New Years Eve - sure I'll see you at the bowling club. Remember that Paula and I will both be there!!
Be afraid, be very very afraid.......
Watch this space - we'll put the pic on after New Year.
pls
Hi Michael.
It's so clear to me now, whyyou say OM has changed so much. laughpoint
haha, ja Sheena that Mike is lekker bang! When I saw him in the shop yesterday he had a big axe in his hand, I told him at least that looks a bit more mucho then the shitty little screwdriver he had the other day :emot19:
Hey Mike, I'm blonde but not stupid, plus I could really hurt you after bitch slapping you and getting hold of that axe. laughpoint
Mike, I'll be seeing you at the New Year party, oh, that's if you are brave enough to come that is :buffo9: :36_2_35:
Georg jr, you better watch it, you are crusing for a bruising! vampire
Michele, please keep Mike at home on New Years so he doesn't get hurt, if you thought he was bad with his gout then you will have an even bigger pain once Sheena and I have slapped him silly. :sorriso2:
Hey Paula, Germany's not far from the UK. We could pop over and sort Geroge jr out once and for all
:emot112:
Hey Julie.
Come around and I'll take you on a pub-crawl downtown Heidelberg. See how far you'll get on real german beer. HAHAHA
There are about 50 pubs in the center of town. You just fall from one to the other.
I'm sure you won't want to leave anymore...
swink quickdop laughpoint :emot98: :buffo9: BierSuip discodance
Is that before or after she's beaten the sh*t out of you? :emot112:
I was offering a peace-pipe Diana.
OOOH O.K. :Weed_Spin_2:
That's something more like waterpipe....
quickdop