The bride on her wedding night says to her husband.
"There's something I must confess to you, darling, I was once a hooker."
The groom is shocked but, after a moment, replies.
That's all right, dear. Your past is your past. Actually, I must admit I find it quite erotic.
Tell me more."
"Well," says the bride, "My name was Gareth and I played for Wigan!"