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ORANJEMUND DISCUSSIONS! => Oranjemund Bush Telegraph! => Topic started by: Michael Alexander on December 13, 2007, 11:58:21 AM

Title: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 13, 2007, 11:58:21 AM
So where in the world is it then safe? We moan about crime in Africa, but on any given day in any given country, you will find crime, So where is a safe place to live?
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: darryl weidemann on December 13, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
De-AAr , i dont think anybody wants to be there
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 13, 2007, 02:39:09 PM
Darryl, what about the bar in de Aar...?

:emot19:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 13, 2007, 03:34:35 PM
Darryl, watch what you say about De Aar, my husband grew up there and his eldest brother still farms there on the family farm.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 13, 2007, 03:45:53 PM
i WONDER where that tv advert about the farming guy and his bakkie were filmed? the one where he changes from a typical farmer into a yuppie in a pink shirt and his bakkie won't open up for him?

idontknow
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 13, 2007, 04:30:55 PM
Not sure, but my husband won't be caught dead in pink shirt and if his bakkie won't open for him, he'll pick it up with one hand and shake it. :36_2_35:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: darryl weidemann on December 13, 2007, 06:40:41 PM
ok i am sorry you're the first person i have "spoken" to thats actually known somebody from there( De Aar) , i just thought it was a odd name for a petrol station
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 13, 2007, 06:58:21 PM
Bar. Bar, Bar .... Darryl, it's a blerrie bar we're on about ... not a petrol station..... you been smoking again?

:Weed_Spin_2:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 13, 2007, 07:05:45 PM
 :emot112:


Must be  -  so right back on track with the topic  :  It's a little outside the line of the law to "smoke" and post.

quickdop

And ...........   my son was born in De Aar  -  that I can mention was not "crime" related in any way.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: darryl weidemann on December 13, 2007, 07:22:59 PM
i will have you know my 'habits' do not effect my post.........  fireworks
wow man check the lights dude its like far out
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: barb (Fry) on December 13, 2007, 07:26:40 PM
what man -  where,  ooh     like radically cosmic - WAKE UP you hungry yet.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 13, 2007, 08:19:44 PM
 :emot19: Thanks, the best laugh I've had in ages.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 13, 2007, 08:21:04 PM
yeah dude  fireworks  fully     :Weed_Spin_2:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: barb (Fry) on December 13, 2007, 08:37:45 PM
Darryl must have gone off to fix himself a snack     :cibo4:

Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 13, 2007, 08:46:23 PM
Snack or smack? :emot19:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: barb (Fry) on December 13, 2007, 08:48:49 PM
 

:wow1:



Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 14, 2007, 12:59:42 AM
Well put Florries,  faceinfood
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: darryl weidemann on December 14, 2007, 09:54:23 AM
its quite a pleasure having nandos,kfc, steers and debonairs within 1km of your house..... :emot10:
( still got lost man)
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 14, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
 :looser1:

Oi fella, GPRS is NOT an abreviation for "Grass & Pott Retail Suppliers"  -  !!!

Can someone confirm wether poor Darryl has found himself yet?  ( Have mercey on the boy from down in the Durbs docks....)
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 15, 2007, 01:28:24 AM
Quote from: darryl weidemann on December 14, 2007, 09:54:23 AM
its quite a pleasure having nandos,kfc, steers and debonairs within 1km of your house..... :emot10:
( still got lost man)

Yes, Daryll and it shows on your photo.......

:emot19:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Donald Duck on December 15, 2007, 03:30:27 AM
Darryls Photo!!

I thought it was some sort of strange enema?
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: darryl weidemann on December 15, 2007, 08:02:59 AM
its an odd thing when people see something going into your mouth and assume its a sort of enima. i think i need to change my pic....
Daleen i have had a lot of mirrors put up in my house so i always know where i am . :emot112:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 15, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
I thought you lived in a circus tent, cos they could'nt build a house to fit your girth!

:sorriso2:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 15, 2007, 03:23:14 PM
Now, if Darryl lives in a circus tent with mirrors all over the place and a hellava lot of taka-away places in a radius of just 1km away -------   I'm on my way to Durbs on the next Iron Ore train here from Sishen (f.... I don't know if I'm going to get a connection from Saldanha to D-town, but as hi-jacking is the inn thing....)

@ Darryl....   I never said anything about the enema story!   I presumed you were on tube feeding, 'cos you're losing your shape of being round.      Yippeeeeeee  -  my kind of life!  No cooking to do and best of all, no washing up and pan scrubbing.   

feedme
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 15, 2007, 05:40:17 PM
 :emot172:  it's funny how us platteland mense think the same.....


iknow
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 15, 2007, 07:10:59 PM
@ Daleen
You sound like you have values and a sense of humour similar to mine. To top it all, you are living in the NC and a Cheetah supporter.  dawoman  Please contact me if you come to Kimberley anytime, we can meet for tea  quickdop.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 17, 2007, 11:15:43 AM
@ Florrie,

Will do that.  Send me a PM with your contact no.  You never know, we might organize a small reunion for us NC lot in Kimberley.....   Yvette and all the other included!

Same like you - we are also farming, so we can for sure discuss the topic of "how to milk the cow"  and give a few lessons to the other on the forum.     :emot19:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 17, 2007, 12:51:18 PM
TEA? TEA? since when did the Aunty's in the Northern Cape meet for tea? I thought the tannies gooi'ed the brannerwyn up there?

laughpoint
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 17, 2007, 03:29:39 PM
 catchball  :  Watch what you say here!  This is a respectable family site.

:emot172:


For your info then:   we are meating for tea at the AA  -  this meating is the one where we name our partners in crime, like Mike Alexander, Darryl The Tube Feeder, Kenny The Gawker, Yvette The Spitefull, Kenny The Pole etc.

Above is to name but a few.  George jnr. has been reported via internet to AA-Germany......
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 17, 2007, 06:16:01 PM
AA--- I thought that was short for Afrikaaner Aunites?

quickdop
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Florrie van Zyl (Muir) on December 17, 2007, 08:36:22 PM
Mike, I always say tea. With my family's past, I never mention "dop" publicly. We don't drink "brandewyn", and don't drive 3L Ford. (Daleen, hope I'm on the right track here. Ek praat sommer naamens ons albei). We have more refined taste.
Daleen, will send you PM with contact details. Can't milk a cow (I've always said: Ek is 'n boer se vrou, nie 'n boervrou nie) :36_2_35: Just joking, actually picked up quite a bit since I have been maried. (like how to milk my husband) :36_2_35:For every cent in his wallet.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: barb (Fry) on December 17, 2007, 09:01:17 PM
 yougogirl
milking the wallet.
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on December 18, 2007, 08:41:05 AM
 :yeah7:


Florrie, I just did'nt wanna mention the wallet part myself.

Ja, about the brandewyn drinking:  Ons is gekultiveerde conniseurs hier in die Noord Kaap.  Ons suip nie in onkunde nie!
The odd babbelaas we might get, don't come cheap.  It rips holes in the pocket and potholes in the bank account (that's why we have to milk the hubbies).

BierSuip
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 18, 2007, 12:21:38 PM
Lucky for me, I don't have a bank account, cheque book or credit card for Michele to "Milk"......

yougogirl

Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on December 18, 2007, 01:06:31 PM

Michelle doesn't have to milk your account as all your money must go into hers in the first place with you not haveing a bank account
yougogirl
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on December 18, 2007, 01:08:45 PM
SHARP MY FRIEND SHARP  discodance
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 18, 2007, 01:09:34 PM
mmmmmh! nothing gets past you guys 2day.....

yougogirl

Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Barbara Eia (Brownless) on December 18, 2007, 01:19:13 PM
  iknow       Michael,,,,

you must remember you get this way with age.....We know everything.

Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on December 26, 2007, 06:45:53 AM
http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=145&ContentID=52235
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Keith Margetts on December 31, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
Ahem Dalene!!

The correct title is "That Canadian Pole (dancing) Guy, Keith" . . . !!

That Canadian Pole Guy,
Keith. arse
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee) on January 03, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
 :ciupa1:

That dancing Canadian guy with a pole....

ahhh..... that pole dancing guy who is Canadian...

mmmm  dancing guy with a pole from Canada...

whatever................

it all seems good    arrowh
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Diana Rudd (Boehme) on January 03, 2008, 09:36:44 PM
 :36_2_35:
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Keith Margetts on January 06, 2008, 01:45:53 AM
Good enough Dalene . . .

Hey, I should be an honorary De Aar citizen because I spent so much time there, as we always switched trains (engines) there on my zillions of train trips between King Williams Town (boarding school) and Cape Town (to catch those flights)!!

That dancing Canadian Guy with a Pole,
Keith. arse
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 06, 2008, 08:18:36 AM
Keith, which boarding school? Dale, Queens, Port Rex?
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: barb (Fry) on January 06, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
i heard wild stories about those train rides -
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Keith Margetts on January 26, 2008, 07:55:16 AM

Dale College . . . amadoda!!!
Title: Re: Crime around the world!
Post by: Michael Alexander on January 26, 2008, 07:58:49 AM
Both my brothers, on this forum, Paul and Stephen went to Dale, if I'm not mistaken , so did Zandie Zandhuis!